ITDWTLTS :: Volume #4

#392: Ambiguous word game of Mu Zhangqing


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Right hand.” “右手。” „...” “喏…” Right hand finger!” “还有右手指头!” Which?” “哪一根?” Each!” “每一根!” On the phone screen, Lin Xiaoxian strictly follows in the video the Mu Zhangqing instruction, almost the body place every inchs demonstrated that gives her inspection. 手机屏幕上,林小贤严格遵循视频中沐长卿的指令,把几乎身上的每一寸地方都展示给她“检查”。 Even if were looks like hit the left leg of gypsum, place that this Lin Xiaoxian enough, must make Gu Xiaoyan help pat. 哪怕是像打了石膏的左腿,这种林小贤够不到的地方,也必须让顾小颜帮忙拍一下。 I said the sister-in-law/little aunt, you are not a doctor, how looks can?” “我说小姨,你又不是医生,看不看又能如何?” Mu Zhangqing is usually restless, but always excels at the miraculous glow in certain aspects one presently, for example paradox time: 沐长卿平时蠢蠢的,但在某些方面总擅长灵光一现,比如诡辩的时候: I am Teacher Mu! Xiaoxian do you know, teacher this word also does have the meaning of doctor in Japanese?” “我是沐老师小贤你知不知道,‘老师’这个词在日语里也有医生的意思?” childish...” 幼稚…” Lin Xiaoxian laughs, premise that but smiles, is that side Mu Zhangqing does not have in the situation of bystander. 林小贤嗤笑,但笑的前提,是沐长卿那边没外人的情况下。 ...... …… Mu Zhangqing is now same as Lin Xiaoxian, sits on the hospital bed. 沐长卿现在和林小贤一样,都坐在病床上。 But she after all is only the faint and slight hypoglycemia that the mood causes, and is not affected much, in prompt has the contact after the safe nephew, now leaves the hospital on the preparation directly. 但她毕竟只是情绪导致的昏厥和轻微低血糖,并无大碍,在及时跟安全的外甥取得联系后,现在就准备直接出院了。 The Gu Family parents help she goes through the formalities and so on, but the Su Family parents have first caught up toward Lin Xiaoxian here. 顾家父母帮她去办手续之类的了,而苏家父母则已经先往林小贤这里赶来了。 Therefore at this time, except for with the hospital ward two falling asleep old woman accidents/surprises, around Mu Zhangqing did not have others temporarily. 所以这个时候,除了同病房两个睡着的老太太意外,沐长卿周围暂时是没有其他人的。 ...... …… Good Doctor Mu, the hands and feet and face inspected, your nephew was perfect, but also there is what instruction?” “好吧沐医生,手脚和脸都检查完了,你外甥完好无损,还有何指示?” Snort, a very important place has not inspected...” “哼,还有个很重要的地方没检查呢…” „?” “?” A Lin Xiaoxian startled earphone nearly falls: 林小贤一惊耳机差点儿掉下来: Mu Zhangqing you changed, now more comes...” 沐长卿你变了,现在越来…” Lin Xiaoxian, looked at one in the girlfriends who outside balcony ventilate and younger sister, lowers the sound: 林小贤一顿,看了一眼在阳台外面透气的女朋友们和妹妹,放低声音: „... Loved yellow compartment more and more! I warned you, you are representing the Lin Family guardian image outside after all, you...” “…越来越爱开黄腔了!我警告你啊,你在外毕竟代表着林家的家长形象,你…” Xiaoxian...” 小贤…” Mu Zhangqing holds the face, cherry lip had restored the past blood-color, digs very much innocently slightly a little: 沐长卿捧着脸,樱桃般的唇儿已经恢复了往日血色,很无辜地稍微撅起来一点儿: „The great place that... I said is your heart... you must die to die, under I who the sister-in-law/little aunt frightens want to inspect your conscience also, you think is what Eh... “…我说的重要地方是你的心…你把小姨吓的要死要死的了,我想检查下你的良心还在不在而已,你想的又是什么啊… „......” “……” Lin Xiaoxian embarrassed in that swallowed a saliva: 林小贤尬在那,吞了口唾沫: „... Actually I said also... is also the conscience...” “…其实我说的也…也是良心…” „, Swindler...” “切,骗子…” Lin Xiaoxian is not only a swindler, is the unfilial swindler, is called non- loyal son, likes deceiving the sister-in-law/little aunt! 林小贤不仅是骗子,还是不孝的骗子,简称“不孝子”,就喜欢骗小姨! You slandered me to open yellow compartment obviously! Definitely is thinks that the place of what lower reaches!” “你明明都污蔑我开黄腔了!肯定是想到什么下流的地方去了!” „... Lin Xiaoxian gets a sudden inspiration to Eh... along the pole crawls, what because I think is your conscience, your conscience... does not have selects the lower reaches...” “呃…对啊…林小贤灵机一动顺杆爬,“因为我想到的是你的良心,你的良心…可不就是有那么点儿下流嘛…” Mu Zhangqing listened, showed the despising expression: 沐长卿听了,露出了鄙视的表情: O ( ) o “o()o” A thief crying " stop thief ", Lin Xiaoxian is more and more person who that loves yellow compartment! 贼喊捉贼,林小贤才是那个越来越爱开黄腔的人! Lin Xiaoxian, my conscience is even obscene, you dare saying that you don't like?” 林小贤,我的良心就算是下流的,你难道敢说你不喜欢嘛?” Does not like.” Lin Xiaoxian also really dares. “不喜欢。”林小贤还真敢。 „After you, cannot play!” “那你以后不许玩了!” Good.” “好。” Looks cannot.” “看也不许。” Mu Zhangqing discovered that Lin Xiaoxian stares is staring at itself, with hugs the solid rabbit sisters who the posture of sobbing protected to obstruct. 沐长卿发现林小贤直勾勾地盯着自己,用自抱自泣的姿势护住了本来就遮的严严实实的兔子姐妹。 But Lin Xiaoxian is still looking. 林小贤还在看。 You do not like also looking!” “你不喜欢还看!” Fool... I looks is not they...” “笨蛋…我看的不是它们…” Lin Xiaoxian sighed, the complexion appeared several points dignifiedly: 林小贤一叹,脸色显得凝重了几分: Zhangqing, what old ailment won't your time... drop?” 长卿,你这次…不会落下什么病根儿吧?” Mu Zhangqing is such as the woman of water, although her body mildly also especially is especially delicate. 沐长卿是个如水的女人,她的身子虽然格外温润却也格外娇弱。 Lin Xiaoxian has not known with her video, turns on the lens, really by her complexion in weakly and was startled thinly and pale. 林小贤不和她视频还不知道,一打开镜头,真的被她脸色上的虚弱和憔悴惊到了。 Although this little while restored much, but mainly is also because she sees herself, the mood improved appears facial features good-looking. 虽然这会儿恢复了不少,可主要也是因为她见到自己,心情变好才显得面容好看了很多。 But she catches the dizziness by some chance since then the problem, that Lin Xiaoxian estimate will not forgive itself for a lifetime. 可万一她从此就染上头晕的毛病,那林小贤估计一辈子都不会原谅自己了。 „, You will not feel relieved that the doctors said is the peculiar circumstance... Xiaoxian, actually wants you well, Zhangqing anything was good...” “不会的,你放心吧,医生都说了是特殊情况…小贤,其实只要你好好的,长卿就什么都好了…” Mu Zhangqing softest words warm drips at heart gracefully, once deeply is loving a person, he worried to own any, enough by oneself gratified delighted. 沐长卿心里最柔软的话儿温温婉婉地淌出来,一旦深爱着一个人,他对自己的任何一丝担忧,就足够让自己欣慰欢喜的了。 But after likes, as guardian, Mu Zhangqing must say his two: 但欢喜过后,身为“家长”,沐长卿还是得说他两句: You, added that I stupid... is a fool! Nearly died, but also has leisure the time to worry about others?” “你吧,还说我笨…自己才是个笨蛋!差点儿都没命了,还有闲功夫操心别人啊?” How did this call free time? Is thinking you, worries about you, will be I from now on for a lifetime this matter of doing.” “这怎么叫闲工夫呢?想着你,操心你,是我今后一辈子都该做的事。” "Oh..." “哦…” This saying Mu Zhangqing listened lovably, even if laughed at her to be good to coax like the little miss by Lin Xiaoxian afterward, she must listen. 这话沐长卿可爱听了,就算事后被林小贤笑话她像小姑娘一样好哄,那她也还是要听。 The love is much happy, a few words can also make people feel the happy taste, Mu Zhangqing with great difficulty covertly and deep love person love, does not listen greasily. 恋爱多美好啊,一句话也能让人感受到幸福的滋味,沐长卿好不容易偷偷摸摸地和深爱的人恋爱了,才听不腻呢。 She somewhat patted the chignon after brain slightly shy, bites the lower lip sweetly lightly, suddenly, the bright and intelligent pupil turning round revolution, the faint smile blushed: 她稍微有些害羞地拍了拍脑后的发髻,甜甜地轻咬住下唇,忽然,水汪汪的眸儿滴溜溜一转,似笑非笑地脸红了一下: Xiaoxian...” 小贤…” Un?” “嗯?” Lin Xiaoxian stares, how to feel this goods the tone all of a sudden becomes sticky. 林小贤一愣,怎么感觉这货的语气一下子变得黏乎乎的了。 Actually your words... you ‚’ character remove heart, can ~ “其实你这句话…你把‘心’字去掉,也是可以的哦~” Heart character removes... ‘心’字去掉… Lin Xiaoxian likely fortune-teller counted one, came out, coordinated the sweet greasy argument of Mu Zhangqing persuasive check person again, immediately felt vitality some upwelled slightly. 林小贤像算命先生似的掐指一品,品出来了,再配合沐长卿婉转勾人的甜腻调调,顿时感觉气血都有些微微上涌。 Without the means that ripe, when the picking pretty woman said this words to oneself, even if evaded shaming obliquely, had no man to bear such spoken language seduction certainly. 没办法,一个熟当采撷时的漂亮女人对自己说出这种话,哪怕是拐弯抹角地避了羞,也绝没有哪个男人受得了这样的言语诱惑。 Nonsense!” “胡闹!” The Lin Xiaoxian righteousness expression, may by Mu Zhangqing this deliberately creating trouble , the eye also really starts toward subconsciously bulgingly her conscience on looked randomly. 林小贤义正言辞,可被沐长卿这一“胡闹”过后,眼睛还真就下意识地开始往她鼓鼓囊囊的“良心”上乱瞄了。 Sister-in-law/Little aunt.” He was coughing to the fist seriously. “小姨。”他严肃地对着拳头咳嗽了一下。 Sister-in-law/Little aunt in ~ sister-in-law/little aunt raises high the hand. “小姨在呢~”小姨把手举高高。 Recovering from a serious illness should spiritual cultivate to refresh one's spirits, let alone my big sickness did not have beginning recovers, you are so stubbornly disobedient, wants to harm my sharp fire to launch a psychological attack?” “大病初愈应该养心宁神,何况我大病还没初愈,你如此顽劣,是想害我急火攻心是吧?” But you are the bone fracture, other places have not been injured, what sharp fire fears? Moreover even the bone fracture, your right hand active... even your right hand is still motionless, sister-in-law/little aunt will still move..., not only the hand can move, small feet foot also...” “可你是骨折,其他地方又没受伤,怕什么急火?而且就算骨折,你右手也还能动…就算你右手不动,小姨自己也会动…不仅手会动,小脚脚也…” Honk toot toot- 嘟嘟嘟- Lin Xiaoxian hung up the video. 林小贤挂断了视频。 Husband, you how?” “老公,你怎么了?” Just comes in Su Yuan that to see the thin perspiration that Lin Xiaoxian fulfils the quota from balcony, brings the paper goods to help him scratch, scratches while also discovered that his breath some heat are hot, was worried very much: 刚好从阳台外进来的苏元看到林小贤满额的细汗,拿来纸巾帮他擦,一边擦一边还发现他的鼻息都有些热热的,就很担心: What complication husband aren't you... will present? Had a fever?” “老公你不会是…出现什么并发症?发烧了吧?” This saying comes out, may make following Gu Xiaoyan Zhou Jia and Lin Xiaoshu anxious. 这话一出来,可又让后面的顾小颜周佳林小书紧张了一下。 What, the food can eat randomly, the words cannot speak irresponsibly...” “什么啊,饭可以乱吃,话不能乱说…” Lin Xiaoxian pinched this fool wife's full small waist ill-humoredly: 林小贤没好气地捏了捏这个笨蛋老婆的盈盈小腰: „... Originally unbearable that you frighten, yourself also one startled one for the first time, does the matter?” “…本来就把你们吓的够呛,你自己还一惊一乍,搞事情啊?” „... Was worried supercilious look wolf husband who you..., do not know the good and evil...” “…担心你嘛…哼,不识好歹的白眼狼老公…” Su Yuan mumbled avoids Lin Xiaoxian in the hand that her waist rubbed gently, her parents may come to the road in benevolent and on hospital, if came to see that by them is not good suddenly many. 苏元哼哼唧唧地躲开林小贤在她腰间磨蹭的手,她父母可正在来仁和医院的路上呢,万一被他们突然进来看见那多不好啊。
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