If Li Chi Brother Liu Wei several, or Seventh High Guo Long Li Daoyu these people, die of old age the restroom not to come back, Lin Xiaoxian does not fear in very not good direction speculated that they fall into the funny pitiful condition in latrine pit. 如果是李驰刘伟哥几个,或者七中这边郭龙啊李道玉这些人,老去厕所不回来的话,林小贤不惮朝很不好的方向去臆测他们掉进茅坑的滑稽惨状。 However Sun Fenfen is different, is not Four Fantasy Gods and so on demons and monsters. 然而孙芬芬不一样,可不是四幻神之类的妖魔鬼怪。 Lin Xiaoxian comes one of the future mothers-in-law to the brain that will make to disrespect to make up not well, secondly does not believe that thoughts exquisite „woman of high station” so will be awkward. 林小贤一来不好对未来的丈母娘之一做不敬的脑补,二来也不相信那位心思细腻的“贵妇人”会那么笨手笨脚。 It is not will come out not to see the person, did oneself walk? 不会是出来没看到人,自己走了吧？ Lin Xiaoxian and Han Xuanxuan have not actually left nearby the public toilet to be far, is only they now just by grove, will come out the line of sight that not only possibly to be affected by the branches and leaves from the public toilet, might block from by a retaining wall of public toilet entrance corner. 林小贤和韩萱萱其实并没有离开公厕附近多远,只是他们现在刚好在小树林旁,从公厕出来的视线不仅可能会受到枝叶的影响,更有可能会被公厕门口一个拐角的挡墙遮住。 If Sun Fenfen because really this vitality/angry or dispersed, wasn't that Han Xuanxuan childish practical joke equal to succeeding greatly? 孙芬芬要是真因为这个生气或者走散了,那韩萱萱的幼稚恶作剧不就等于还是大成功了？ Oneself did not become the accessory culprit, and standing in line suspicion of help/gang offset frame? 那自己不就也成了从犯,并且还有帮偏架的站队嫌疑了吗？ Thinks of here, Lin Xiaoxian could not attend to the side starting to speak but hesitating, wants saying that anything shamed the bashful words Su Yuan, after Han Xuanxuan that bag of fruits gave her, oneself take another bag to circle to grove and retaining wall outside some positions, found out the head to seek to look at the situation. 想到这里,林小贤也顾不得身旁欲言又止,想要说什么羞羞话的苏元了,把韩萱萱的那袋水果交给她之后,自己就提着另一袋就绕到小树林和挡墙外面一些的位置,探出脑袋寻看情况。 „( ~)” “(~)” Schoolmate Su Yuan is crooked the head to sigh, she blew up the courage to make Lin Xiaoxian pull the arm to her, in order to demonstrates their love before mother, is good to show that the own husband is more outstanding than mother's husband. 苏元同学歪着脑袋叹气,她本来鼓起勇气想让林小贤把手臂给她挽一下,以便在妈妈面前展示一下他们的恩爱,好证明自己的老公比妈妈的老公优秀。 Usually is very but gentle the careful husband, at this moment has not detected her intention. 可是平常很温柔细心的老公,此刻并没有察觉到她的意图。 Su Yuan has the flash small depressed, but Su Yuan did not say. 苏元有一瞬间的小郁闷,但是苏元不说。 She has been exhorting herself to be a sensible virtuous wife at heart, in this situation are not many pesters, because a face grave husband thinks obviously any important matter runs suddenly. 她早就在心里嘱咐自己要做个懂事贤惠的老婆了,这种情况下并不多纠缠,因为一脸严正的老公显然是想到什么重要的事情才突然跑过去的。 „It is not the important matter, he is looking at that surnamed Sun.” “才不是什么重要的事情,他只是在瞧那个姓孙的。” „Surnamed Sun?” “姓孙的？” Really, Su Yuan returns to side Han Xuanxuan, Su Yuan recalls suddenly, that little while mother has told her on WeChat, mother Gu Xiaoyan's also came. 果然,苏元一回到韩萱萱身边,苏元才恍然记起,那会儿妈妈在微信上跟她说过,顾小颜的妈妈也来了。 „Yuanyuan, didn't you really know before?” “元元,你之前真的不知道啊？” Han Xuanxuan touches the Su Yuan's small face, how to moisten probably resembled... 韩萱萱摸摸苏元的小脸,怎么好像滋润了许多似的… „Naturally real, I patted shone directly, however got down time just bumped into Xiaoyan, she only said that she must photograph, then ran up to the building, I received your here WeChat to know in the staircase...” “当然是真的,我去拍正照了,但是下来的时候刚好碰到小颜,她只说她也要拍照,然后就跑上楼了,我是在楼梯上收到你这边的微信才知道的…” In bright letter/believes building casual acquaintance hurriedly, has not made two girls complete the exchange of information. 明信楼里急匆匆的一面之缘,并没有让两个女孩子完成信息的交换。 If compared with that time morning a point knows mother who again opposite party also came, Gu Xiaoyan and Su Yuan will definitely not make Lin Xiaoxian meet them. 要是比那时再早一点知道对方的母亲也来了,顾小颜和苏元肯定不会让林小贤去接她们俩。 Knows female don't Guomu, knows mother also don't Guonv. 知女莫过母,知母也莫过女。 The sparks between two sides mothers, the daughters are quite clear, making the boyfriend meet these two simultaneously, will definitely be felt embarrassed one quite. 两边的妈妈之间的火花,女儿们还是比较清楚的,让男朋友同时去接这两人,肯定会被好生为难一阵。 Let alone Lin Xiaoxian, they also worried. 别说林小贤了,她们自己也愁。 Two people actually handed over the matter of same boyfriend, actually should when confess... 两个人其实交了同一个男朋友的这件事,究竟该什么时候坦白呢… These playing with water, play the story of towel... 还有那些玩水水,玩毛巾的故事… If the mothers knew, should not rip open Lin Xiaoxian, person of half? 妈妈们要是知道了,该不会把林小贤撕开,一人分一半吧？ It is not right. 哦,不对。 Su Yuan remembers Study Committee Member to come, possibly rips two also insufficiently, three points of the world. 苏元想起学习委员来,可能撕成两块还不够,得三分天下。 „Three points of the world...” “三分天下…” About expression very sensitive Chinese Class Representative thought that this is really a great proposition, but silently whisper thinking a while, so-called „world”, is „the world”. 对措辞很敏感的语文课代表觉得这真是个宏大的命题,可默默地嘀咕思索一会儿,所谓“天下”,就是“世界”。 Isn't Lin Xiaoxian the own entire world? 林小贤可不就是自己的全世界吗？ Looking at it like this, is divided into three words the husband, but also truly was three points of the world. 这样看来,把老公分成三块的话,还就确实是三分天下了。 Su Yuan opens the brain hole greatly, thinks that some no marvelous things, Han Xuanxuan was touches daughter's cheek to touch the hand, touched the hand to touch the arm, finally must touch the soft smooth abdomen, itchy Su Yuan giggle smiled, was heard by the husband must certainly laugh at her is pullets. 苏元大开脑洞,想一些有的没的奇妙东西,韩萱萱则是摸完了女儿的脸蛋又摸手,摸完了手又摸胳膊,最后还要摸柔软平坦的小肚子,痒的苏元咯咯直笑,被老公听到肯定又要笑话她是小母鸡儿了。 „Mother... mother you... ~ do not move heedlessly me!” “妈…妈妈你…嗯~你别乱动我！” Su Yuan irritated, turns the body to work loose with great difficulty: 苏元气死了,好不容易扭着身子挣脱开: „Mother! Your likely pervert!” “妈！你像个变态！” Han Xuanxuan is also mad: 韩萱萱也气: „Some daughters said mother is pervert? I am giving you to get the physical exam!” “有女儿说妈妈是变态的嘛？我是在给你检查身体！” This is the truth, before Han Xuanxuan comes, was worried that the daughter lives at school thin fat or black, finally this fumble will find under from now on Su Yuan entire body moistens, was not only white, but also was tender. 这是实话,韩萱萱来之前担心女儿住校会瘦了胖了或者黑了,结果这一摸索过后发现苏元全身上下滋滋润润,不仅白了,还嫩了。 Naturally, this after all is the good deed, therefore after Han Xuanxuan was angry her eyes, happily beams with joy: 当然,这毕竟是好事,所以韩萱萱嗔了她一眼之后,还是欣慰地眉开眼笑: „My daughter is inborn charming ~ what has to maintain the secret, told mother?” “我女儿就是天生丽质~有什么保养秘诀,也跟妈妈说说呗？” „Where has what secret...” “哪有什么秘诀…” Su Yuan pinched the own crook of the elbow, probably is as usual soft, had not felt that anything is worth surprisedly. 苏元掐了掐自己的臂弯,好像还是和以往一样软乎乎的啊,并没有感觉到什么值得惊讶的。 „I can the cover membrane, but is ordinary that is every day takes a bath.” “我会贴面膜,但都是普通的那种,还有就是每天洗澡。” Nonsense. 废话。 Han Xuanxuan is not every day must wash is fragrant and white goes to bed? How she had not felt that this and skin does improve to have the relations? 韩萱萱不也是每天都要洗的又香又白的才上床吗？她怎么就没感觉这和皮肤变好有关系呢？ „Milk bath that Yuanyuan, you should not take daily?” “元元,你该不会天天洗的牛奶浴吧？” „Do you push to me?” “你给我挤啊？” The imagination of Su Yuan to mother is quite speechless, mumbles shows the whites of the eyes, being disinclined managed her. 苏元对妈妈的想象力好无语,哼哼唧唧地翻了个白眼儿,懒得理她了。 „This child...” “这孩子…” Having the boyfriend was ominous to the biological mother, Han Xuanxuan sneers, made an effort to pat a Su Yuan's forehead with two slender fingers. 有了男朋友就对亲妈凶巴巴,韩萱萱冷笑,用两根修长的手指使劲拍了一下苏元的额头。 Unexpectedly hits her, Su Yuan is single-handed the forehead counter-attack, stretches out three hand fingers, are more than mother, then in mother that injured someone on the small chest that caused self infliction also to make the vigor pat under. 居然又打她,苏元单手着额头反击,伸出三根手指头,比妈妈多一根,然后在妈妈那害人害己的小胸脯上也使劲儿拍了下。 „Pain... Yuanyuan you went too far!” “痛…元元你太过分了！” Han Xuanxuan rubs the chest to be shocked: 韩萱萱揉着心口表示震惊: „What to do patted flatly!” “拍扁了怎么办！” „Snort, mother originally flat...” “哼,妈妈本来就扁…” „Therefore cannot be flat! Owes I come time is also thinking brings the Chinese flowering quince to you! You... also give me to get down flatly!” “所以就不能更扁了嘛！亏我来的时候还想着给你带木瓜呢！你…也给我扁下去吧！” Han Xuanxuan stretches out four hand fingers. 韩萱萱伸出四根手指头。 Su Yuan stretches out five. 苏元就伸出五根。 Finally basically brandishes the palm of the hand, you hits my like best friend, I rub your. 最后基本就是抡巴掌,像闺蜜那样你打我一下,我蹭你一下。 The chest quite lovable young girls or the women, mutually with the time that the palm of the hand brandishes, will not have that duang ~ duang ~ video and music special effect. both sides will pay great attention to defend a point, another arm closely is bind rounding that piece originally not wealthy a very tiny area, avoids because of the opposite party vigorously „attack” has one misfortune after another. 胸部比较可爱的少女或女人们,互相用巴掌抡起来的时候,就不会产生那种duang~duang~的影音特效。双方都会更注重防御一点,另外一只胳膊都紧紧箍着那片本就不富裕的弹丸之地,极力避免因为对方的“袭击”而雪上加霜。 The mother and daughter said that injures mutually, actually creates a disturbance, because Han Xuanxuan seems like the extremely young relations, even if the wife, is laughing is still not out of sorts with the daughter, let alone the big weekend, nearby this did not have others except for Lin Xiaoxian, the sentiment that some mother and daughter missed was actually also released and poured out like this. 母女俩说是互相伤害,其实就是打打闹闹,韩萱萱因为看起来极为年轻的关系,即便身为人妻,和女儿嘻嘻哈哈起来依然不违和,何况大周末的,这附近除了林小贤也没别人了,一些个母女思念的感情其实也就这样被释放和倾诉了出来。 ---- ---- Here warm is lively, said that side Lin Xiaoxian again. 这边温馨儿热闹,再说林小贤那边。 When he pokes head in that side the examination public toilet, discovered that Sun Fenfen had actually come out, seems like has not cared the matter that Lin Xiaoxian and Han Xuanxuan vanish. 当他探头查看公共厕所那边的时候,发现孙芬芬其实已经出来了,看起来也没有把林小贤和韩萱萱消失的事儿放在心上。 The reason side her, double ponytail that some only jumped also arrives. 原因是在她身边,某只蹦蹦跳跳的双马尾也到了。