In Lin Family, Tuantuan / Dumpling wanted each time, with pushing Lin Xiaoxian or Lin Xiaoshu gate, is crooked its small head meow meow meow to ask to rub. 在林家,每次团团想要了,就会用挤开林小贤或者林小书的门,歪着它的小脑瓜喵喵喵地求撸。 But at this moment, looks like in Lin Xiaoxian, younger sister like Tuantuan / Dumpling. 而此时此刻,在林小贤看来,妹妹就像团团一样。 She is also crooked the head, facilitates only reveals a vision complex big eye from the crack in a door. 她也歪着脑袋,方便只从门缝里露出一双目光复杂的大眼睛。 Not is only she, after the gate opens, the window curtains of window was also raised, two are not very genial hidden bitterness line of sight is mixing with the aura of lemon, is away from the glass to gaze at Lin Xiaoxian silently as well as entangles in his body Gu Xiaoyan. 不光是她,在门开之后,窗户的窗帘也被掀起,两道不是很和善的幽怨视线夹杂着柠檬的气息,也在隔着玻璃默默注视林小贤以及缠在他身上的顾小颜。 „Elder Brother... you...” “哥…你们…” „We... we fitness!” “我们…我们在健身！” The Lin Xiaoxian forehead sweats, regretted oneself do not consider resources bite off more than can chew, provokes Gu Xiaoyan this small seductress/evil spirit in the limbs unexpectedly. 林小贤脑门冒汗,后悔自己自不量力,竟然在肢体上去撩惹顾小颜这个小妖精。 Was then good, his younger sister like the white paper, the disposition fine dust does not dye purely, the matter of men and women is only restricted in the physiological knowledge teaching material that the school sends as well as or usually with little sisters' boudoir China , Peru discussed, now for the first time sees such a real ambiguous drama, does not know that psychologically can receive what not good stimulation. 这下好了,他那妹妹纯如白纸,心性纤尘不染,男女之事仅限于学校发的生理知识教材以及或者平时跟小姐妹们的闺中秘谈,如今乍地看到了这样真实的一幕暧昧大戏,也不知道心理上会不会受到什么不好的刺激。 „Healthy... body?” “健…身？” „Right!” “对对对！” „O ( ) o” “o()o” „Is on Bilibili (video site) that boyfriend lifts the video of girlfriend, Xiaoshu you should know?” “就是b站上那种男朋友举女朋友的视频,小书你应该知道的吧？” „O ( ) o” “o()o” ...... …… The excuse that Lin Xiaoxian finds inferior to cannot listen Gu Xiaoyan, is blushing, pats him to rub in own waist somewhat stiff big hand, waits to loosen, has held his neck, buries the face on his shoulder does not speak. 林小贤找的这个借口蹩脚到连顾小颜都听不下去,红着脸,拍了拍他揉在自己腰间有些僵硬的大手,等一松开,就抱过他的脖子,把脸埋在他肩上不说话了。 Superficially is the ordinary timid young girl inspiring tenderness, but Lin Xiaoxian knows, this young seductress does not meddle the current situation intentionally, after wants to have a look Lin Xiaoxian did not have her, to face immediately embarrassed of this mess, lets she realizes herself „dignity” importance. 从表面上看是普通的小鸟依人,可林小贤知道,这小狐狸精是故意不插手当前情况,就想看看林小贤没了她后面对当下这种烂摊子的窘迫,让她认识到自己“威严”的重要性。 Also is to boyfriend's small training. 也算是对男朋友的一次小调教吧。 „......” “……” „......” “……” Lin Xiaoshu in crack in a door is maintaining the body posture, calmly stares at Lin Xiaoxian, the two eyes on window is also making Lin Xiaoxian not feel better. 门缝里的林小书保持着体位,静静地盯着林小贤,窗台上的两双眼睛也让林小贤不好受。 He is supposing, now in the eye of Su Yuan and Zhou Jia, oneself definitely became that type „to pretend to be pure in heart, in fact is actually in front of other girlfriend even younger sisters, with the big woman outside balcony looked for stimulation” the pervert heartless man (Han)! 他估摸着,现在在苏元和周佳的眼里,自己肯定成了那种“假装要清心寡欲,实际上却当着其他女朋友甚至妹妹的面,和大妇在阳台外面找刺激”的变态负心汉！ „Xiaoyan... Xiaoyan... you also said two Eh... actually” “小颜…小颜…你倒是也说两句啊…” Hears calling for help in a low voice boyfriend, Gu Xiaoyan also calculates that satisfied the own goal, happily after hmph hmph two, finally also stood the voice. 听到男朋友的低声呼救,顾小颜也算满足了自己的目的,得意地哼哼了两声之后,终于也站出来发声了。 She has not found the inferior excuse like Lin Xiaoxian, but fully realized more traces a blacker truth, are not simply many explains, but follows, opens the gate, after pulling gets married , the face slightly flood red husband's younger sister: 她没有像林小贤那样找蹩脚的理由,而是深知越描越黑的道理,索性根本就不多做解释,而是走过去,拉开门,牵过门后脸儿微微泛红的小姑子: „Xiaoshu, just your elder brother and I discussed, tonight remains to be good?” “小书,刚刚你哥和我商量了下,今晚留下来好不好？” „Real!” “真的吗！” This move really powerful, did not say Lin Xiaoshu, the Su Yuan Zhou Jia attention is also attracted. 这一招果然给力,不说林小书,苏元周佳的注意力也被吸引了。 【With the first night that husband's younger sister spends together】 And 【Who can first spend together evening with husband's younger sister】 These two propositions appeared instantaneously in this their heads. 【与小姑子共度的第一夜】以及【谁能第一个和小姑子共度良宵】这两个命题瞬间就浮现在了这俩人的脑袋里。 However, their bedrooms after all are four worlds, three people emptied a bed to come out, when sees the third bed as if by prior agreement, both people eliminated second 【Spends together evening】 Idea. 不过,她们的寝室毕竟是四人间,三个人本来就空了一个床位出来,所以在不约而同地看到第三个床位的时候,两个人都打消了第二个【共度良宵】的想法。 Study Committee Member feels regret especially for this reason, she also imagines best friend to rest equally one time with the husband's younger sister, not only can various in cold night inquire after the well being of pulls closer two people relations, still okay understands many matter about one's beloved... 学习委员尤其为此感到遗憾,她也多么想像闺蜜一样跟小姑子睡一次,不仅可以在寒夜里的各种嘘寒问暖中拉近两人的关系,还可以了解更多关于心上人的事… Another side, in the eye of Lin Xiaoshu just rippled the exciting wave, was gloomy immediately. 另一边,林小书的眼里刚漾起兴奋的水波,就又马上黯了下去。 If stays behind passes the night, she affirmed that rests with the sisters-in-law together in 203 bedrooms, Elder Brother? 如果留下过夜的话,她肯定和嫂子们一起睡在203寝室,那哥哥呢？ If there is no way with the Elder Brother together, significance probably not big Eh... that she stays overnight here 要是没法和哥哥一起,那她在这里留宿的意义好像也不大啊… But said no matter how, „the balcony fitness witnesses event” also really after Gu Xiaoyan's these words by the brains of several people of throwing, but keeps the view that the younger sister passes the night, is the Gu Xiaoyan opens the mouth comes, making Lin Xiaoxian somewhat troublesome. 但不管怎么说,“阳台健身目击事件”还真就因为顾小颜的这一句话被几人抛之脑后了,只是留妹妹过夜的说法,也是顾小颜张口就来的,让林小贤有些伤脑筋。 today is in the weekend, can the words, he is also certainly willing to make the reunion Lin Xiaoshu stay for night. 今天是周末,可以的话,他当然也愿意让重逢的林小书多呆一夜。 However that side the security registers, words that does not go back definitely discovered? 但是保安那边可是登了记的,不回去的话肯定是会被发现的吧？ He looked at a time, after intertwines to wait for the dinner, is making Xiaoshu go home to consider as finished, a very accidental/surprised telephone forces one's way into. 他看了眼时间,正纠结着要不要还是等晚饭后让小书回家算了,一通很意外的电话打了进来。 „Hey? Guo Long?” “喂？郭龙？” „Hey Brother Xian! May calculate that made a connection with one! Fuck!” “喂贤哥！可算打通一个了！靠！” Guo Long that the junction changes shifts is away from the tunnel before sitting by Lin Xiaoxian, is equivalent to the beforehand Li Chi position, Lin Xiaoxian also is extremely approaches because of its appearance makings and Guo Degang, is quite profound to his impression and favorable impression, but Guo Long and own relations, is at present in the class best one. 交换班上的郭龙是隔着巷道临坐在林小贤旁边的,相当于以前李驰的位置,林小贤也因其外貌气质与郭德纲太过接近,对他印象和好感都颇深刻,而郭龙和自己的关系,也算是目前班上最好的一个了。 „Arrived the weekend average per person lazy dog, asks for leave in the morning the lying down hospital, comes back to look the security is not, I also have not brought the school card, made 7 phone calls, all does not fall asleep especially is lying down......” “一到周末人均懒狗,早上请假去躺医院,回来一看保安不在,我又没带校卡,打了七个电话,全特么不是睡着就是躺着……” The Guo Long mouth artillery with reciting without seeming to pause for breath, Lin Xiaoxian urged him to hurry to say the key point, he asked himself to bring the colonel card to help itself laughing open the door. 郭龙一溜儿嘴炮跟贯口似的,林小贤催他赶紧说重点,他才嘻嘻哈哈地求自己带上校卡来帮自己开下门。 Actually Lin Xiaoxian is also the lazy dog. 其实林小贤也是懒狗。 Especially the family girls, no one are willing to throw down the houseful fragrance, goes out to give the person to run about. 特别是一大家子女孩儿都在的时候,没人愿意丢下满屋馨香,出去给人跑腿。 It is not the urgent important matter, the security is not waiting a while, Guo Long made 7 phone calls not to swing the person, the part of reasons lay in the matter are also too small, therefore by person shove around. 况且也不是什么紧急的大事,保安不在就等一会儿呗,郭龙之所以打了七个电话都没摇到人,有一部分原因也就在于事情太小,所以就被人推来推去。 Therefore, Lin Xiaoxian is also prepares to find the excuse to turn down, but in having words on the tip of the tongue, gets a sudden inspiration: 因此,林小贤也是准备找理由推掉,可就在话到嘴边的时候,灵机一动: „Guo Long, did you say the security not in?” “郭龙,你说保安不在？” „Does the Tch! idle talk, look for you in me? Brother Xian did you just have to listen to me to speak, your Second High student did not have the politeness......” “啧！废话,在我还找你？贤哥你刚刚到底有没有听我说话啊,你们二中的学生太没有礼貌了……” Mouth of Guo Long really broken, Lin Xiaoxian put down one „I” to make the telephone call, after several minutes, appeared in the entrance. 郭龙的嘴巴是真的碎,林小贤撂下一句“等我”就挂了电话,几分钟后出现在了大门口。 „shit! Such quickly?” Guo Long saw that the atmosphere does not bring breathing Lin Xiaoxian, is pleasantly surprised. “卧槽！这么快？”郭龙看到大气都不带喘的林小贤,又惊又喜。 „Few idle talk, the card gives you.” “少废话,卡给你。” Lin Xiaoxian threw a card to go out, this school card actually was also the food card, because of the Seventh High management reason, actually the mosts of the time for the cafeteria, bringing to open the door is rare. 林小贤扔了一张卡出去,这张校卡其实也就是饭卡,因为七中的管理原因,其实大部分时候都是用于食堂,拿来开门还蛮少见的。 „Hasn't security come back?” “保安还没回来啊？” „Yeah, it is estimated that cast aside the strip to go to the possibility. Comes Brother Xian, helping me take.” “可不是嘛,估计撇条去了可能。来贤哥,帮我拿下。” In Guo Long hands over the bags, Lin Xiaoxian has looked, my goodness, is the medicine. 郭龙手里递过大包小包,林小贤一看,好家伙,全是药。 „Your what sickness, so many medicines? Maybe courtesan...” “你丫啥病啊,这么多药？别是花柳吧…” Lin Xiaoxian received with the fingertip, shuts out the mouth, Guo Long was patting his palm: 林小贤用指尖接过,嫌弃地咧着嘴巴,郭龙拍了他一掌: „I am the chronic gastritis, yesterday the quilt had not covered to catch a chill, this morning was hurt by the stomach while still alive awakes sorely!” “我是慢性胃炎,昨天被子没盖好吹了风,今早活活被胃疼疼醒的！” The gastric disease must go to the hospital is quite safe, in the Seventh High school medical Lin Xiaoxian has experienced, looks at inside facility situation, felt that gives to take the pain-killer of non- deceased person at most, naturally will not have any specialized medical doctor. 胃病是得去医院比较保险,七中的校内医务林小贤是见识过的,看里面的设施情况,感觉顶多给点儿吃不死人的止疼药,当然更不会有啥专业的内科医生。 Guo Long pulls off the registration form in wall opening from the window of security room, starts to register, Lin Xiaoxian looks, this page of above have his beforehand leaving school record, what now fills is enters the school to record. 郭龙从保安室的窗口拖出窗洞里的登记表,开始登记,林小贤瞧了一眼,这一页的上面有他之前的离校记录,现在填写的是进校记录。 But above that he fills, is the Lin Xiaoshu entering school records impressively. 而在他填写的上方,赫然就是林小书的进校记录。 „Hurry up.” Lin Xiaoxian in the one side urging, the thief sizes up toward all around simultaneously. “快点儿。”林小贤在一旁催促,同时贼兮兮地往四周打量。 „You are anxious.” “你急个屁啊。” „I must fill.” “我也要填。” „Do you fill in?” “你填？” Guo Long puts down the pen, looks at Lin Xiaoxian strangely: 郭龙唰唰唰放下笔,奇怪地看着林小贤: „Do you fill in a wool?” “你填个毛啊？” Lin Xiaoxian did not answer, has taken the pen, wrote one line to leave school the record under, what a name column filled was Lin Xiaoshu. 林小贤不回话,拿过笔,在下面紧接着写了一行离校记录,姓名一栏填的是林小书。 „Damn, Brother Xian do you change randomly? Has the monitoring...” “我靠,贤哥你乱改啊？有监控的…” „Relax, the day know knows, my family member wants to keep an evening in the dormitory.” “放心吧,天知地知,我家里人想在宿舍楼留一晚。” Lin Xiaoxian knows that here monitoring also fell into the 8 th violent treachery, therefore was not worried, he even estimated that security is so long has not come back, perhaps also discovered finally the issue of camera ran to report. 林小贤知道这里的监控也落入了八号的毒手,所以毫不担心,他甚至估计那个保安这么久没回来,说不定也是终于发现了摄像头的问题跑去汇报了。 „It is not, Brother Xian, your now evening handled, how tomorrow your will the family member go out?” “不是,贤哥,你这今晚上搞定了,明天你家人怎么出去啊？” „Goes out saying that even if brazen-faced and shameless rushes hardly good, mainly can stay behind on the line calmly and steadily, be not hit flashlight investigates Qin to trouble to the evening.” “出去好说,哪怕死皮赖脸硬闯出去都行,主要能安稳留下就行,别到了晚上被人打着手电查寝就麻烦了。” Lin Xiaoxian processes the registration form, returns to 203 bedrooms, under the vision of numerous female anticipation compared „ok” the hand signal, entire bedroom immediately „” a sound piece, let alone the dinner, Gu Xiaoyan had announced directly must take a bath with Xiaoshu, but must help her inspect body anything. 林小贤处理完登记表,一回到203寝室,就在众女期待的目光下比了个“ok”的手势,整个寝室顿时“耶”声一片,别说晚饭了,顾小颜直接已经宣布要和小书一起洗澡,还要帮她检查身体什么的。 But Zhou Jia and Su Yuan have not only seen on the Lin Xiaoshu face the capital letter 【Is afraid .jpg】 The appearance that is also instead eager to try, frightened Xiaoshu slightly runs, mumbles hides in the Lin Xiaoxian bosom, seized his finger anxiously: 而周佳和苏元不仅没有看出林小书脸上大写的【害怕.jpg】,反而也跃跃欲试的样子,吓的小书一溜儿小跑,哼哼唧唧地躲进林小贤怀里,紧张地揪住了他的手指头: „Elder Brother... I feared, you you must accompany me to rest in the evening...” “哥…我怕,你晚上你要陪我睡…”