The small test is indeed small, completes almost wants ten minutes. 小测试的确小,一张做完差不多只要十分钟。 The final ten minutes of early studying by oneself, in the classroom fell into peacefully, rustling sound that only then writes and dá dá sound. 早自习的最后十分钟,教室里陷入了安静,只有写字的沙沙声和哒哒声。 The rustling sound is the sound that the average person writes, majority like the examination paper pad in the thick books, writing to be steadier. 沙沙声是一般人写字的声音,大多数都喜欢把卷子垫在厚实的书本上,写起来更稳。 But dá dá sound, is a few person like Lin Xiaoxian, is the examination paper bare ground mat on the school desk, writes, the pen tip knocks on the school desk makes dá dá dá the sound, will then produce to use the misconception of typewriter. 而哒哒声,则是少数像林小贤这样的人,就是要把卷子光秃秃地垫在课桌上,写起字来,笔尖敲在课桌上发出哒哒哒的声音,便会产生一种自己在用打字机的错觉。 If 21 points, for example Li Chi such, will imagine itself again is knocks the telegram in the second war battlefield, that intense stimulation dazzles the cool substitution feeling, often can let copy work anything becomes hot blooded. 要是再中二一点,比如李驰那样的,更会想象自己是在二战战场上敲电报,那种紧张刺激又炫酷的代入感,往往可以让抄作业什么的都变得热血起来。 As the saying goes the man until death is youngster, do not belittle the youngster imagination, every so often in brain colorful yy compared with «Botswanan people Biography» of hot blooded. 有道是男人至死是少年,不要小觑少年们的想象力,很多时候脑内丰富多彩的yy比《博人传》都要热血。 Dá dá dá- 哒哒哒- Lin Xiaoxian already very long not two, he may not substitute two yy scenes, but indeed the rhythm that likes writing to bring like this. 林小贤已经很久没中二过了,他不一定会代入中二的yy情景,但的确喜欢这样写字带来的节奏感。 Dá dá dá- dá! 哒哒哒-哒！ Pitifully only such feeling continues is not long, when others just completed an examination paper 23, Lin Xiaoxian including girlfriend the four examination papers of share completed completely, its astonishing amazingly quick, separating right one of the aisle looked like lowers with Guo Degang's schoolmate looks stupidly: 只可惜这样的感觉持续不长,当别人刚刚完成一张卷子23的时候,林小贤已经把包括女朋友的份在内的四张卷子全部做完了,其惊人的神速,把隔走道的右边一位长得像低配郭德纲的同学看傻了: „Lin Xiaoxian... Brother Xian, did you... your write are also too quick?” “林小贤…不…贤哥,你…你这写字也太快了吧？” „Quick? Generally.” “快吗？一般吧。” It is not Lin Xiaoxian is false, was he indeed had slowed down the hand fast, must really put out the complete strength the words, will definitely make the opposite party suspect the life. 不是林小贤假谦虚,是他的确已经放慢了手速,要真拿出全部实力的话,肯定会让对方怀疑人生。 Still remembers recently does one's assignment at home, Lin Xiaoxian tried to put out the complete strength, finally feeling hot that the paper wrote, does not know that was quick, can directly writing to catch fire the paper. 还记得最近一次在家里做作业的时候,林小贤试了一下拿出全部实力,结果把纸张都写的发烫,也不知道再快下去,会不会直接把纸给写着火了。 „Isn't this quick? I felt that had the remnant shadow!” “这还不快？我感觉都有残影了！” „Haha, is practices, you practice you is also good.” “哈哈,都是练出来的,你练你也行。” „Practices?” “练的？” After matching a Guo Degang tactic, lowly supine: 低配郭德纲一个战术后仰: „Should your Second High student not hang?” “你们二中学生该不会都这么吊吧？” „Fortunately fortunately...” “还好还好…” Lin Xiaoxian directly did not reply, referred to the own dark pouche: 林小贤也不正面回答,指了指自己的黑眼圈: „Sees?” “看到没？” „Un, you came me to see in the morning, what's the matter?” “嗯,你早上一来我就看到了,咋回事儿啊？” „Midnight brushes the topic to brush! Naturally, I referred to the same day the topic beyond work, the topic brushed, the hand fast naturally came up...” “半夜刷题刷的呗！当然,我指的是当天作业以外的题,题刷多了,手速自然就上来了…” „Such ruthless?” “这么狠的吗？” After all sophomore year, schoolmate diligently will have brushed the topic is also normal next semester in the evening, but lowered with Guo Degang examined carefully the density of looking at the Lin Xiaoxian dark pouche, asked again: 毕竟已经高二下学期了,努力的同学晚上刷题也正常,不过低配郭德纲又细细看了看林小贤黑眼圈的浓度,不禁再次问道: „Brother Xian, did you brush to several points yesterday evening?” “贤哥,那你昨晚上刷到几点啊？” „No no no, your asked the law not to...” “不不不,你这个问法不对…” Lin Xiaoxian waving the hand finger: 林小贤摇摇手指头: „You should ask ‚in this morning to brush to several points’ to...” “你应该问‘今早上刷到几点’才对…” „I go! Such terrifying?” “我去！这么恐怖？” „Therefore, later you, if sees me to have the dark pouche, does not need to ask, is the Study study...” “所以啊,以后你们要是看见我有黑眼圈,不用多问,都是学习学的…” Lin Xiaoxian the person supposes to oneself did „diligently elder brother” while this opportunity, such later presented the dark pouche to avoid unnecessary inquiry by some chance again. 林小贤趁此机会给自己搞了个“努力哥”的人设,这样以后万一再出现黑眼圈就可以避免多余的打听了。 „On the other hand Brother Xian, you a moment ago that fast, shocks, or do you perform again one time?” “话说回来贤哥,你刚才那手速吧,着实震撼,要不你再表演一次吧？” „Performance?” “表演？” „Right, hehe, performs with my examination paper...” “对对,嘿嘿,就拿我的卷子表演一下…” „Goes! I also slept... was right, the brothers what's your name ?” “边儿去！我还睡觉呢…哦对了,兄弟你怎么称呼？” „shit, Brother Xian you came for three days not to know that what I did call?” “卧槽,贤哥你来了三天不知道我叫啥？” „My memory is not good, therefore likes brushing the topic, the retentiveness is inferior to the rotten writing skill.” “我记性不好,所以才爱刷题嘛,好记性不如烂笔头。” Lowers with Guo Degang, as soon as listens, probably a little truth, but felt that said directly „I called xxx” some embarrassed, therefore opened the flyleaf to look to Lin Xiaoxian the own language copy clerk simply. 低配郭德纲一听,好像有点儿道理,但是感觉直接说“我叫xxx”有些尬,所以就干脆把自己的语文书翻开扉页给林小贤看。 „Guo Long...? Are you really surnamed Guo?” “郭龙…咦？你真姓郭啊？” „Hehe, Brother Xian I know that you want to say anything, many people said that I look like Deyunshe that therefore my nickname was also called old Guo.” “嘿嘿,贤哥我知道你想说什么,很多人都说我长得像德云社那个,所以我外号也叫老郭。” Let alone, taste of this Guo Long a little Li Chi in the speech and in character, Lin Xiaoxian chatted with him simply, felt gathering together that chatted, a little thought in the Second High good brothers. 别说,这个郭龙在说话和性格方面有点李驰内味儿,林小贤跟他简单一聊,感觉蛮聊的拢,也有点儿想念远在二中的好兄弟们了。 However chatted gathered together again, now is not chatted, Lin Xiaoxian stretches oneself, the eye tears that a yawn got in spun, really cannot come, folded four examination papers places the table corner, oneself also started to make up thinks. 不过聊的再拢,现在也不是聊的时候,林小贤伸伸懒腰,一个哈欠打的眼泪花直打转,实在来不起了,把四张卷子叠放在桌角,自己也开始重新补觉。 „Brother Xian, attended class I to call you.” “贤哥,上课了我叫你啊。” „Good, what is the first class is coming?” “好,第一节课是啥来着？” The class schedule on blackboard has not renewed, Lin Xiaoxian spoke thoughtlessly asked, actually knew the first class unexpectedly was the psychological education class! 黑板上的课程表没有更新,林小贤随口一问,却得知第一节课竟然是心理教育课！ „no way, do you also really work as in the regular curriculum?” “不是吧,你们还真当正课上啊？” Although Xia Luoqiu came Second High before time, Lin Xiaoxian heard that Seventh High opened this class, but also thinks at that time is the face-saving project, has not thought that is earnest. 虽然之前夏落秋来二中的时候,林小贤就听说七中开设了这门课,但当时还以为是面子工程,没想到是认真的。 „Nonsense, what otherwise invited the teacher makes?” “废话,不然把老师请来做什么？” „Continuously on?” “一直都在上？” „Yes, the last semester started, besides the psychological education, every week also has fine arts and a music, don't you have?” “是啊,上学期就开始了,除了心理教育,每周还有一节美术和一节音乐,你们没有吗？” „... Has not had Eh...” “没…没有啊…” Lin Xiaoxian is somewhat in a daze, my goodness, isn't this junior middle school and freshman year can have „bean sprouts class”? 林小贤有些发傻,好家伙,这不是初中和高一才会有的“豆芽课”吗？ Is Seventh High, the resources good school also really can achieve the full scale development worthily... 不愧是七中,资源好的学校还真就能做到全面发展… „Good, since is the psychological education, I do not rest...” “好吧,既然是心理教育,我还是不睡了…” Since is the Xia Luoqiu class, Lin Xiaoxian first endures. 既然是夏落秋的课,林小贤就先忍一忍。 Because of according to him understanding Xia Luoqiu, even facing oneself, her ignores student may not sleep in the own classroom, Lin Xiaoxian feared that she stirred three small fond dreams only, therefore oneself awake is working as a patron god, believes that his look deterrent, that fool should not dare to come to disturb. 因为根据他对夏落秋的了解,即便是面对自己,她可能也不会放任学生在自己的课堂上睡觉,林小贤怕她搅了三小只的美梦,所以自己就醒着当个守护神,相信有他的眼神威慑,那二货应该不敢过来捣乱。 But Guo Long heard Lin Xiaoxian saying that does not rest, was actually the eye one bright, gives the thumbs-up: Forest 而郭龙听到林小贤说不睡了,却是眼睛一亮,竖起了大拇指:林 „, Brother Xian, in our generation person!” “哦哟,贤哥,我辈中人啊！” „I how in person on your generation?” “我怎么就你辈中人了？” „Our generation refers certainly to the Teacher Xia fans!” “我辈当然是指夏老师的粉丝啊！” The Lin Xiaoxian goosebumps got up, sneers: 林小贤鸡皮疙瘩都起来了,冷笑: „Fans? She?” “粉丝？就她？” „ Aiya Brother Xian you install, isn't Teacher Xia you lives the teacher? Elder Sister second-year university student of ultra cure! Person good-looking, the speech is of pleasant to hear, three views are also positive, on her the class who is willing to sleep? “哎呀贤哥你装个屁,夏老师不是你们生活老师吗？超治愈的大二姐姐啊！人好看,说话好听,三观又正,上她的课谁舍得睡觉？ „......” “……” Lin Xiaoxian is at a loss for words, appraisal of fool in Seventh High student is never so expected that high. 林小贤语塞,没想到二货在七中学生里的评价这么高。 Really does not know these little fan younger brother and little fan younger sister, if hears Teacher Xia that „to urinate on my face”, what expression can be... 真不知道这些小迷弟和小迷妹要是听到夏老师的那句“尿我脸上”,会是什么样的表情… -- --— „Wú...” “唔...” At this moment, nearby Lin Xiaoxian saw that Su Yuan originally in well, suddenly raised the head empty the eye that on the table lies to look around , like the marmot that just set out. 就在这时,旁边的林小贤看到苏元本来在桌子上趴的好好的,忽然就抬头虚着眼睛四下张望,跟个刚出动的土拨鼠一样。 „What are you looking for?” “你在找什么呀？” „Looks... looks for the husband...” “找...找老公...”