203 is a mysterious bedroom, every night has the story, the leading character of story actually came from other bedrooms. 203是一个神奇的寝室,每晚都有故事,故事的主人公却又总是来自其他寝室。 Besides the litigant, no one knows that the tonight's 203 li (0.5 km) performed the waltz how a magic and reality interwove. 除了当事人以外,没人会知道今晚的203里上演了怎样一支魔幻与现实交织的圆舞曲。 Including main actress Su Yuan, besides the realistic part that oneself play, even does not know that still has had one magic female 2nd. 包括女一号苏元,除了自己出演的现实部分以外,甚至都不知道还存在过一个魔幻的女二号。 But Lin Xiaoxian have not thought, after just gazed after 8 th that blonde hybrid loli leaves, unexpectedly received from Mu Zhangqing a call. 而林小贤自己也没想到,在刚刚目送八号那只金发混血萝莉离开后,居然又接到了一通来自沐长卿的电话。 That goods day was about to shine had not slept, Lin Xiaoxian thought to have an accident, finally had a dream purely, after the dream awoke, thought him, wanted to ask him saying that shamed the talk between lovers of bashful face to dispel the compassion. 那货天快亮了还不睡觉,林小贤本来以为出什么事了,结果就是单纯地做梦,梦醒了之后就想他,非要要找他说些羞羞脸的情话才能消解思念之情。 „Talk between lovers? Also can shame the bashful face?” “情话？还非得羞羞脸？” Listens to her to talk over the strange thing tenderly gruffly, Lin Xiaoxian holds the volume speechless: 听她娇憨地念叨着奇奇怪怪的东西,林小贤无语地扶额: „Mu Zhangqing, if I have not guessed wrong, the dream that you have should be not proper...” “沐长卿,如果我没猜错,你做的这梦应该不怎么正经吧…” „But was proper! Very warm dream! Is we strolls the zoo together!” “可正经了！很温馨的梦！是我们一起逛动物园！” Mu Zhangqing refuted righteously, then did not straighten out the air/Qi is not shy strongly: 沐长卿理直气壮地反驳,然后理不直气不壮地害臊起来: „... Was only that zoo that we strolled was too poor, only raised plump and fair-complected that two rabbit... raised obviously, you actually must make the vigor feed the carrot to them, fed is feeding, the rabbit rabbits pressed together started to fight, more snatched more is angry, therefore the eye was also getting more and more red, more and more...” “…只是我们逛的那个动物园太穷了,就只养了两只兔儿…明明养的白白胖胖,你却还要给它们使劲儿喂胡萝卜,喂着喂着,兔兔们就挤在一起开始争抢,越抢越生气,于是眼睛也越来越红,越来越…” „Good good...” “行了行了…” Lin Xiaoxian, somewhat gave off heat shamelessly, stops promptly, then suggested that she solves simply, so as to avoid thinks of fondly to become the illness/quick, but was actually resisted Awesome by Mu Zhangqing. 林小贤遭不住,老脸有些发热,及时打住,然后建议她干脆自己解决一下,免得思恋成疾,但是却被沐长卿拒绝了。 The Lin Xiaoxian good words persuaded: 林小贤好言相劝: „Without the relations, the pure girl, you can still even, when the evening sleeps clamps the quilt to rest, then allow nature to take its course, unknowingly is good.” “没关系的,就算还是纯洁的女孩子,你也可以在晚上睡觉的时候夹着被子睡,然后顺其自然,不知不觉就已经好了。” „Does not want, I am not Xiaoshu...” “才不要,我又不是小书…” „What?” “啥？” Mu Zhangqing did not mumble in telephone that enunciation clear, Lin Xiaoxian has not understood actually. 沐长卿在电话那头口齿不清地嘟囔,林小贤硬是没听懂。 „? Without! I meant that... I want to endure intentionally, then waits for a month later, is well-prepared...” “啊？没没！我是说…我就是故意想忍一忍,然后等一个月之后,厚积薄发…” „Good..., so long as you can endure...” “好吧…只要你能忍…” Originally here has three small female cats, family's big tiger gave back to him to bury a thunder, Lin Xiaoxian thought that this then cannot go to 203 daily in the evening. 本来这里已经有三只小母猫了,家里的大老虎还给他埋了颗雷,林小贤心想这接下来可不能天天晚上去203了。 As the saying goes, has not plowed the bad field, cow that only then dies of exhaustion. 俗话说,没有耕坏的田,只有累死的牛。 Lin Xiaoxian this small calf has not started to till the fields, but scatters in the boundary ridge between fields frisks and scampers, if now not careful overdrew the energy, later in the family/home so many mu fields, want to plow what to do didn't have the strength? 林小贤这头小牛犊都还没开始耕田呢,只是在田埂边撒撒欢而已,现在如果不小心把精力透支了,以后家里那么多亩田,想耕的时候没了力气咋办？ Naturally, only if System comes related item, or new 【Vitality】 And so on attribute, if otherwise after boils consecutive one month of hits, goes home to come again in a big way, he is the iron body also possibly. 当然了,除非系统来个相关道具,或者新增一项【元气】之类的属性,否则要是经过连续一个月的熬打,回家再来个大的,那他就是铁打的身子也可能遭不住。 Let alone Lin Xiaoxian as sunlight azure youngster of new times, cannot patronize every night the music and song, although in the Study aspect, he same has not needed diligently to be assiduous with talent young girl Gu Xiaoyan now, but in work, Lin Xiaoxian really cannot again the pigeon. 更何况林小贤身为新时代的阳光青少年,也不能光顾着夜夜笙歌,虽然在学习方面,他现在已经跟天才少女顾小颜一样不用多么努力刻苦了,但在工作方面,林小贤也真的不能再鸽了。 He returns side Su Yuan, will serve as the substitute that volume of searching for plum blossoms in snow to pull out from Su Yuan's, forces in again the genuine article, after holds in the arms her gently gently, puts out the cell phone to open QQ, looked at «Emperor Tyrant» and «In Snow the Fierce Blade Line of» reader group. 他重新回到苏元身边,将用作替代品的那一卷踏雪寻梅从苏元的手里抽出来,再把真货塞进去,温柔地轻轻搂住她之后,拿出手机打开qq,看了一下《霸帝》和《雪中悍刀行》的读者群。 In group person more than one, even if some 45 : 00 am also people. 群里人一多,哪怕凌晨45点也有人在。 Because too long has not renewed, Lin Xiaoxian discovered that the highways in these two groups have cultivated oneself according to religious doctrine beyond three points, various Driver path drive the large cart car even High Speed Rail tank to batter in inside, every day goes is various mysterious codes that chatted the record and cannot understand. 因为太久没更新,林小贤发现这两个群里的高速路已经修道了三环外,各路老司机开着大车小车甚至高铁坦克在里面横冲直撞,每天一进去就是各种聊天记录和看不懂的神秘代码。 What BXDD-352 Eh... 什么BXDD-352啊… What YWD-644 Eh... 什么YWD-644啊… Many „magnet:? xt =” a big string of character of opening... 还有好多“magnet:?xt=”开头的一大条字符串… But besides driving, Lin Xiaoxian also discovered shocking, in the group does not know when starts to be popular „author unexpectedly is actually younger sister” rumor! 而除了开车以外,林小贤还震惊地发现,群里面不知何时竟然开始流行起“作者其实是妹子”的谣言了！ Writes «Emperor Tyrant» 【The book of sage】 Is 36 D Onee-sama OL, but sweet salt. 写《霸帝》的【贤者之书】是36D御姐OL,可甜可盐。 Writes «In Snow Fierce Blade Line of» 【Beautiful woman attended to myriad things Su】 Is 150 centimeters petite soft younger sister, likes cosplay. 写《雪中悍刀行》的【佳人一顾万物苏】是150公分的娇小软妹,喜欢cosplay。 Has group of friends to gather two current net writing boundary/world dragging kings directly together, did the dream linkage, posts to call in the post 【The book of sage】 With 【Beautiful woman attended to myriad things Su】 Actually is sisters! 更有群友直接把两本当今网文界的拖更王凑到一块儿,搞了个梦幻联动,在贴吧发帖称【贤者之书】和【佳人一顾万物苏】其实是姐妹！ This post, had „investigation” to say immediately is mother and daughter, then also some people said that was a pair of lily... 这张帖子一出,马上又有“破案”的说是母女,然后又有人说是一对百合… But takes this as the blasting fuse, some Weibo (micro blog) even also emits a heat to search for the topic next day, is called 【Authoresses who these mingle among male frequency】. 而以此为导火索,某微博第二天甚至还冒出一个热搜话题,叫做【那些混迹男频的女作者们】。 In this topic, many solves a case in the authoresses who in the male frequency hide the status, several renowned authoresses who cannot support everyone to create a disturbance, facing the enthusiasm of fans unprecedented upsurge, has to offer sacrifices encouragingly the own black silk leg according to the comforting popular sentiment. 在这个话题里面,好多在男频里掩藏身份的女作者都被纷纷破案,有几个架不住大伙起哄的著名女作者,面对粉丝们空前高涨的热情,就只好勉为其难地献祭出自己的黑丝腿照安抚民心。 ...... …… Naturally, after this and so on after fermentation, the public number also comes to rub the heat degree from the media in abundance, Lin Xiaoxian is the rumor of younger sister author also in industry in passed on the course of contacts has the eyebrow to be perforated. 当然,经过这之类的发酵过后,公众号等自媒体也来纷纷蹭热度,林小贤是妹子作者的谣言也在业内被一来二去传的有眉有眼。 Lin Xiaoxian looks at the essence by these phenomena, discovered in the final analysis because the reader in group does not have the book to look, therefore wallows some unhealthy content, wallowed, was unconscious, looked that anything was pretty, looked at anything is a younger sister, finally produced the novel author is also the fantasy of younger sister. 林小贤透过这些现象看本质,发现归根到底还是因为群里的读者没书看,所以就沉迷一些不健康的内容,沉迷多了,就神志不清,看什么都眉清目秀,看什么都是妹子,最后产生出小说作者也是妹子的幻想。 „My sin Eh... Lin Xiaoxian sighs with emotion eventually”. “终究还是我一个人的罪孽啊…”林小贤不禁感慨。 Therefore, dived he of 10,000 years of water to open the dialog box finally, reported the news in two groups: 于是,潜了一万年水的他终于打开对话框,在两个群里发了消息: 【The book of sage: The day after tomorrow explodes, 20 get up, 1 pledge adds 1, 50 place an upper limit on!】 【贤者之书:后天爆更,20更起,一盟加一更,50更封顶！】 【Beautiful woman attended to myriad things Su: Day after tomorrow 30!】 【佳人一顾万物苏:后天30更！】 These two words, just like lowering the timely rain, wallow two groups in the ghs senior drivers pouring awake in abundance, filled a capacity their withered minds, moistens. 这两句话,宛如降下甘霖,把两个群里沉迷于ghs的老司机们纷纷浇醒,也把他们干枯的心灵灌了个满满当当,滋滋润润。 Lin Xiaoxian oneself explanation definitely seems pale and weak, he believes that after this time explodes a more satisfied reader, some sane people like mushroom growth same will also definitely brave, but he is younger sister's rumor will also fade from the memory by the reader gradually, achieves the effect of collapsing of itself. 林小贤本人的解释肯定会显得苍白无力,他相信经过这次爆更满足读者之后,一些理智的人也肯定会如雨后春笋一样冒出来,而他是妹子的谣言也就会渐渐被读者淡忘,达到不攻自破的效果。 ------ ------ After resting did not know one is two hours, dawn, getting out of bed bell of dormitory also rang. 睡了不知道一个还是两个小时后,天亮了,宿舍楼的起床铃也响了。 „Runs! Also runs! Sprinkled the ground not to attend class to me the gruel again! Remained to clean walked again!” “跑跑跑！还跑！再把稀饭给我洒地上就别上课了！留下来打扫了再走！” No. A dormitory entrance, the hygienic teacher Shen River in suspends a dead mother face very early in the morning. A号宿舍门口,卫生老师沈河一大早上就摆起一张死妈脸。 She is on the one hand grasping a cell phone, one hand-held on a wooden chair, lifts at the same time that the foot steps on carefully, does not forget routine to passing in and out the students in dormitory shouts five to drink six. 她一手抓着一手机,一手扶在一张木椅上,小心抬脚踩上去的同时,也不忘例行对进出宿舍的学生们吆五喝六。 „Old dog on called a wool early in the morning...” “老狗大早上叫个毛…” „Menopause, by...” “更年期到了吧,靠…” The student sons of many communication do not dare to say anything face to face, after is various types roll the eyes, scolds her in behind, on Lin Xiaoxian forever is friendly, the breakfast time will follow the roommates from now in the way together, saw that she greeted in the same old way politely: 很多来往的学生当面儿不敢说什么,都是各种翻白眼儿之后在背后骂她,也就林小贤永远是和和气气,早餐时间过后跟室友们顺路一起走,看到她照样礼貌地打招呼: „Teacher Shen early.” “沈老师早。” Puts out a hand not to hit the smile person, how Teacher Shen usually to the student again ominously, will also slow down an attitude to Lin Xiaoxian this, the dead mother face relaxes, the slight nod expressed best wishes: 伸手不打笑脸人,沈老师平时对学生再怎么凶,到了林小贤这也会放缓一点态度,死妈脸舒缓开来,微微点头致意: „Early Schoolmate Lin.” “早啊林同学。” „Teacher Shen, do you step on do high, careful.” “沈老师,你踩这么高干嘛呢,小心点儿啊。” „Is all right, this was not monitoring burns out, serviced the master to make me make several detail pictures to judge initially, at noon caught up to cultivate/repair.” “没事儿没事儿,这不是监控头烧坏了吗,维修师傅让我拍几张细节照片初步判断一下,中午赶过来修。” „Burnt out?” “烧坏了？” Lin Xiaoxian raised the head, circles one takes a look to the camera behind, felt that not only burnt, that red yellow blue several ends had clearly exposed negligently, and breaks unusual is neat, looks is the trace of artificial scissors... 林小贤抬头,绕到摄像头后方一瞅,感觉岂止是烧了一下,那红黄蓝的几根线头分明都已经大咧咧地暴露了出来,并且断的非常整齐,一看就是人为剪的痕迹…