What the middle-aged parents consider is the daily necessities basic kitchen necessities tea, without the energy pursued star again, was very difficult to understand this type „frantic powder”, therefore their behavior to the son little Ou wondered very much. 中年父母心里考虑的是柴米油盐酱醋茶,没有精力再追星了,也很难理解这种“狂热粉”,所以他们对儿子小欧的行为很纳闷。 little Ou does not have the time and parents now explained, calms down with great difficulty, he runs up to the peaceful riverside along the sidewalk immediately. 小欧现在也没时间和爸妈解释,好不容易冷静下来,他立刻沿着人行道跑到安静的河边。 Here besides the old person of taking a walk, the lover of being in love, the river water is producing an inverted image the lamplights of ten thousand families of shore, once for a while has the small cruise to call the whistle sound process, tide of dispelling „crash-bang” whips near the dike. 这里除了散步的老人,还有谈恋爱的情侣,河水倒映着岸边的万家灯火,时不时有小游轮鸣着笛声经过,排开的潮汐“哗啦啦”拍打在堤岸边上。 In the summer breeze is combining the beer flavor, little Ou suddenly felt, the tonight's scenery was too charming. 夏日微风里混杂着啤酒的味道,小欧突然觉得,今晚的景色太迷人了。 Strange, how to have detected a moment ago? 奇怪,刚才怎么没发觉呢？ However the scenery is attractive, cannot compare and „shell powders” by far share joyful joy. 不过景色再好看,也远远比不上和“壳粉们”分享快乐的喜悦心情。 little Ou hurries to open the husk community, sure enough, before ten minutes, questioned uniformly Chen Hansheng's post, now had been replaced by the praise of blotting out the sky: 小欧赶紧打开果壳社区,果不其然,十分钟前还是清一色质疑陈汉升的帖子,现在已经被铺天盖地的夸奖取代了: „Chen Dong Niubi, really worthily is my idol!” “陈董牛逼,真不愧是我偶像！” „Chen Dong's fervent tone, making me be choked up with emotions, one day is the shell powder, for a lifetime is the shell powder!” “陈董慷慨激昂的语气,让我心潮澎湃,一天是壳粉,一辈子是壳粉！” „This recorded I to look more than 20, you?” “这段录像我看了二十多遍,你们呢？” „More than 30 have fluttered.” “三十多遍的飘过。” …… ・・・・・・ These are the proper affirmative posts, naturally also some „people all are drunk I to awake alone, the people all were muddy my alone clear” person of high skill: 这些是正经肯定的帖子,当然也有一些“众人皆醉我独醒,众人皆浊我独清”的高人: „Really does not know that you blindly are excited anything, I have not suspected in any case.” “真不知道你们瞎激动什么,我反正是从来没怀疑过的。” „I, should eat to play, these trash information have not cared.” “我也是啊,该吃吃该玩玩,那些垃圾信息从来没放在心上的。” „Therefore , the truth grasps in the small number of people hand, you hurry to draw back the powder, does not match the fans that works as the husk!” “所以说,真理都掌握在少数人手里,你们赶紧退粉吧,不配当果壳的粉丝！” …… ・・・・・・ Some confession parties, this must have: 还有部分忏悔党,这也是少不了的: „I have questioned Chen Dong, now sincere apology, sorry.” “我质疑过陈董,现在真诚的道歉,对不起。” „I also send the question husk and Chen Dong's post today, is unfair to + 1.” “我今天也发了质疑果壳和陈董的帖子,对不起。” „These words I am red the eye socket am sending, the high-school student does not have too many pocket money, when I go to college buy certainly the section husk cell phone support.” “这段话我是红着眼眶发出去的,还是高中生没太多零用钱,等我上大学一定买部果壳手机支持。” „High-school student do not access the net secretly, hurries to roll to go to the evening self-study!” “高中生就不要偷偷上网了,赶紧滚去上晚自习！” …… ・・・・・・ Finally, post that super stupidly hangs. 最后,还有一个超级傻吊的帖子。 The husk community Nikkatsu quantity is so big, frequently appears is similar this type „the Bassar optional five people, can kick our school football team?” „Practices boxing for three years, felt Bruce Lee is not my opponent” opinion. 果壳社区日活量这么大,经常出现类似这种“巴萨任选五个人,能踢过我们校足球队吗？”或者“练拳三年,感觉李小龙不是我对手”的言论。 These posts have replied ten thousand finally without exception, becomes the classical mascot of husk community. 这些帖子最后无一例外都是回复过万,成为果壳社区的经典吉祥物。 Today presents one, the titles, only then three character «Called Father». 今天又出现一个,标题只有三个字《叫爸爸》。 The contents are as follows: 内容如下: Chen Dong was detained in South Korea, I thought Chen Dong in the South Korean crime, the roommate believed Chen Dong from beginning to end very much, therefore we made a bet, who lost must come to the community to post, called „father” to the netizen of each reply. 陈董在韩国被扣押,我是觉得陈董在韩国犯罪了,室友自始至终都很相信陈董,所以我们就打个赌,谁输了就要来社区发帖,给每个回复的网友叫“爸爸”。 Being sincerely convinced that although regarding this result, I loses, Chen Dong Niubi! Guoxiong gets up! 虽然对于这个结果,我输的心服口服,陈董牛逼！中国雄起！ However, I hope this post sinks. 但是,我还是希望这个帖子沉下去。 The final result, this poster does not realize, because has not arrived for a half hour, has turned into more than 4000 replies the popular posts. 最后的结果,这个楼主未能如愿,因为没到半小时,已经变成4000多回复的热帖了。 This poster personality is also staunch, really the floor called „father” one by one. 这个楼主性格也是刚烈,真的挨个楼层叫“爸爸”。 „This fool!” “这个傻逼！” The nasal mucus that little Ou smiles soaked is about to come out, naturally he also left a message in that post. 小欧笑的鼻涕泡都快出来了,当然他也在那个帖子留言了。 Is the young people, who doesn't think many sons? 都是年轻人,谁不想多个儿子？ However after smiling, little Ou suddenly discovered that the cell phone page of husk community beats several, then instantaneous blank. 不过笑完以后,小欧突然发现果壳社区的手机页面跳动几下,然后瞬间一片空白。 „Collapsed!” “又崩溃了！” little Ou annoying scratching the head, the husk community today is not the first collapse, this time because of that video clip, heard the news the netizen who selects to push again the collapse. 小欧懊恼的挠挠头,果壳社区今天不是第一次崩溃,这次因为那段录像,再次被闻讯点进来的网友挤崩溃了。 „Yellow fatty does anything.” “黄胖子搞什么呢。” little Ou in blame network section chief engineer yellow Liqian: „Collapses again like this several times, others think that our husk quality is not good!” 小欧心里在责怪网络部总工程师黄立谦:“再这样崩溃几次,人家都以为我们果壳质量不行呢！” At this moment, little Ou as if turned into the director of husk electron, helping Chen Hansheng condemn yellow Liqian. 此时此刻,小欧仿佛变成了果壳电子的董事,帮着陈汉升谴责黄立谦。 Actually this cannot blame old yellow, now the Chinese netizens add less than 60 million, properly speaking can the carrying/sustaining 5 million people simultaneously the online server, that be absolutely sufficient, who thinks that makes this matter. 其实这也不能怪老黄,现在中国网友加起来不到6000万,按理说能够承载500万人同时在线的服务器,那是绝对够用的,谁想到闹出这种事呢。 At present also after the college entrance examination checks the score that website, has this type „treatment”. 目前也就高考后查分数的那个网站,才有这种“待遇”吧。 „!” “啪！” The mosquito that little Ou kills a blood sucking, on the leg gradually blows up a red packet, but he has not cared, was still brushing the husk community repeatedly. 小欧打死一只吸血的蚊子,腿上逐渐鼓起一个红色的小包,但是他并没在意,仍然一遍一遍刷着果壳社区。 How this mood described, if 10 years later the LOL competition described, that was the corps that liked takes the good achievements at the world match, the player who or liked harvested 5 to kill in the big stage. 这种心情怎么描述呢,如果用十年后LOL比赛形容的话,那就是喜欢的战队在世界赛上取到好成绩,或者说喜欢的选手在大舞台上收获了五杀。 At this time took the fans, not only oneself want to blow, but must find a place, looks at others to blow. 这个时候作为粉丝,不仅自己想吹,还要找到一个地方,看着别人吹。 Others blow ruthlessly, little Ou was happier, therefore the husk community post renovated a moment ago is so quick, little Ou must return to one as far as possible „( **)” expression. 别人吹得越狠,小欧心里越高兴,所以刚才果壳社区帖子刷新那么快,小欧都要尽量回一个“(**)”的表情。 Now but the homepages collapse, it is estimated that did not have ten minutes unable to restore, little Ou can only go to the hundred degrees celsius post to look. 可是现在网页崩溃了,估计没十分钟恢复不了,小欧只能去百度贴吧看一看。 The result does not look fortunately, looked at little Ou to be angry very much. 结果不看还好,看了小欧又很生气。 Because that several big post, some netizens have not only praised Chen Hansheng, but also has the discussion of question: 因为那几个大贴吧里,有些网友不仅没夸陈汉升,还带着质疑的议论: A: I saw the video recording a moment ago, suspected that is a little the husk electron counterfeits. A:我刚才看到了录像,怀疑有点是果壳电子作假。 B: Brothers, I have such idea, however questioned slightly in the husk community, immediately has the fan to jump the rebuttal. B:兄弟,我也有这样的想法,但是在果壳社区里稍微质疑一下,立刻就有脑残粉跳出来反驳。 C: Husk community = husk private plot, without meaning. C:果壳社区=果壳的自留地,没意思。 …… ・・・・・・ Naturally is not this opinion, because also has the husk fans also to mix the post, even if or is not the husk fans, they are still very uncomfortable to this words. 当然也不全是这种言论,因为也有果壳粉丝同样混贴吧,或者说即便不是果壳粉丝,他们对这种话也很不爽。 „This is the video recording that sends out publicly, possibly to be how false?” “这是公开发出的录像,怎么可能是假的？” „My investigates passed/lived, three stars indeed really operated the adviser to name be Zheng Baoxu, in the picture and video recording were exactly the same.” “我查过了,三星的确真有一个经营顾问叫郑宝旭,照片和录像里都是一模一样的。” „In building some people were really inexpensive, the husk community was our shell powder agglomeration, we are very excited, finally you you ran to question at this kind of time, you were not do not want mother, you did not have mother purely!” “楼上有些人实在是太贱了,果壳社区就是我们壳粉的聚集地,我们现在都很激动,结果你在这种时候你跑过去质疑,你不是不要妈,你是纯粹没有妈！” …… ・・・・・・ „Resentment was too crisp!” “怼的太爽了！” little Ou cannot bear get hold of the fist. 小欧忍不住握紧拳头。 little Ou will not curse at people, but he looked that others mouth spits fragrantly specially refreshed, especially humorous free and easy eldest child Chen Hansheng, the product release conference, little Ou has a feeling of listening crosstalk each time. 小欧不会骂人,但是他看别人口吐芬芳特别的爽快,尤其幽默洒脱的老大陈汉升,每次产品发布会,小欧就有一种听相声的感觉。 „hundred degrees celsius must end sooner or later.” “百度迟早要完。” little Ou switched off the post, but also draws a conclusion silently. 小欧关掉了贴吧,还默默得出一个结论。 Not was only the post the netizen said that Chen Hansheng's malicious remarks, little Ou felt loose that extremely hundred degrees celsius managed, does not know that correctly guided the three views of netizen, although the present is known as „BAT” troika, the words if this had continued, must be replaced sooner or later. 不仅仅是贴吧网友说陈汉升的坏话,小欧觉得百度管理的太过松散,也不知道正确引导网友的三观,虽然现在是号称“BAT”三驾马车,如果再这样下去的话,迟早要被取代的。 „If the husk replaced were good, that called GAT!” “要是果壳取代就好了,那就叫GAT！” little Ou indulges in flights of fancy, the husk community has returned to normal, little Ou immerses again, in happy and satisfied „looks at others to blow husk” in behavior. 小欧胡思乱想的时候,果壳社区已经恢复正常,小欧再次沉浸在欢乐而满足的“看别人吹果壳”行为里。 …… ・・・・・・ If this is only a corner/horn in network, in the real world, delays one hour of selling heavyweight publication «Yangzi Evening News», the front page headline is «Records Chen Monarch To be buckled Life's of South Korea 1st Day». 如果说这只是网络上的一角,在现实世界里,延迟一个小时发售的重量级报刊《扬子晚报》,头版头条就是《记录陈君被扣韩国的生活第一天》。 The authors unexpectedly are editor-in-chief Liu magnificence, is the cultural worker, took pen in hand the boundary to come out, but also quite had the flavor of Republic of China literature: 作者居然是总编辑刘华,到底是文化人,一提笔境界就出来了,还颇有民国文学的味道: I and Chen Monarch am acquainted at a cocktail party, at that time the husk's first model of cell phone just issued, Chen Monarch is self-satisfied, lifts the drinking glass to invite the liquor everywhere. 我与陈君相识于一场酒会,那时果壳第一款手机刚发布,陈君志得意满,举着玻璃杯到处邀酒。 My extremely potency of alcohol, but also sees such scene joyfully, youth wisdom country wisdom, azure time of strength and vigor national wealth, youth then Guoqiang, Chen Monarch then has an achievement young, manifested our society tolerance. 我不胜酒力,但是也欣喜看到这样的场景,青年智则国智,青年富则国富,青年强则国强,陈君年纪轻轻便有所成就,体现了我们社会包容性。 Indeed, Chen Monarch is willful and frivolous, is high-profile and proud, but this character, showed he not possible to do things stealthily in South Korea. 诚然,陈君恣意而轻狂,高调而骄傲,但这种性格,更说明了他不可能在韩国偷鸡摸狗。 I deeply believed, the truth definitely will come to light, blessing Chen Monarch all well. 我深信,真相必然会水落石出,祝福陈君一切安好。 This was the attitude of Su Chancellery state media, heard in the newspaper to send out the printing ink fragrance, slowly experience this news back profound meaning. 这是苏东省官媒的态度了,很多闻着报纸上散发着油墨香味,慢慢体会这则新闻背后的深意。 Moreover, netizens of these question video recording fabrication, „accident/surprise” was frightened by does not dare to make a sound. 另外,那些质疑录像造假的网友,也被一场“意外”吓得不敢吱声。 About 9 : 00 pm South Korea Time, one of the video recording leads, former three stars operates adviser Zheng Baoxu, commits suicide in Hanjiang Bridge. 韩国时间晚上9点左右,录像的主角之一、前三星经营顾问郑宝旭,在汉江大桥自杀。 Before the body, left a will of apology. 身前,留下了一份道歉的遗书。 …… ・・・・・・ ( About 8 : 00 pm still a chapter, remembered to cast the monthly ticket at the end of the month , helping the river trace to the origin book «Ultra Ominous Girlfriend Walking in» while convenient.) (今晚八点左右还一章,月底了记得投月票,顺便帮江江推本书《超凶女友找上门》。)