„” “・・・・・・” Chen Lanye, how she did not understand replies. 陈岚噎了一下,她也不懂怎么回答了。 No matter because said that „wanting” „” does not want, probably is eats the excrement completely the meaning. 因为不管说“要”还是“不要”,好像全部都是吃屎的意思。 „Elder Brother, why you always take these disgusting things.” “哥,你为什么总提这些恶心的东西啊。” However Chen Lan also has the unique skill, whenever spoke Chen Hansheng time, she must act shamelessly to deceive: „All day likes bickering with me, but makes you buy clothes for me, you refused, had a look at also likely an Elder Brother?” 不过陈岚也有绝招,每当讲不过陈汉升的时候,她就要耍赖糊弄过去:“整天就喜欢和我抬杠,可是让你给我买件衣服,你就推三阻四的,看看还像个哥哥吗？” „Chen Lan you went to college, how also the same as compete with the elementary student.” “陈岚你都上大学了,怎么还和小学生一样攀比。” Saying that Chen Hansheng despises: „Which clothes elementary student will compete to compare is upscaleer, where our university students are compare buy the clothes to be cheaper, if who can 9 9 buy jeans, simply is the King in dormitory.” 陈汉升鄙视的说道:“小学生才会攀比哪件衣服比较更高档,我们大学生都是比较在哪里买衣服更便宜,谁要是能九块九买条牛仔裤,简直是宿舍里的王者。” „Eh” “额・・・・・・” Chen Lan laughs foolishly two: „Probably this, our dormitory has this trend, the second sister bought 39 Yuan discounting skirts, the people in entire dormitory envy very much.” 陈岚傻笑两声:“好像是这样的,我们宿舍已经有这种趋势了,二姐买了件39元的打折裙子,全宿舍的人都很羡慕。” „Mist is pure.” “阿岚还是单纯啊。” The young secretary shakes the head, Minister Chen is only pure does not want to take out money. 小秘书摇摇头,陈部长只是单纯的不想掏钱而已。 However does not have the means that the brother and sister like this deceiving mutually, naturally the Elder Brother always exceeds each time, although Chen Lan has not eaten the excrement, actually Chen Hansheng also saved several hundred dollars. 不过也没办法,兄妹俩就喜欢这样互相糊弄,当然哥哥每次总是技高一筹,虽然陈岚没有吃屎,其实陈汉升也节省了几百块钱。 Meanwhile, Chen Hansheng also knows desolate Rongyu attitude toward this case, sending out a scout to see if anybody is about, throwing the brick directed „fish” to be successful. 同时,陈汉升还知道了萧容鱼对这个案子的态度,投石问路,抛砖引“鱼”算是成功了。 „Since the small fish agreed that this case, I also had the reason to look for her, after all she was the law firm director, I as customer face to face consultation kiosk business how?” “既然小鱼儿同意这个案子,那我也有理由去找她了,毕竟她是律所主任嘛,我作为客户当面咨询点业务怎么了？” Chen Hansheng both feet curls upwards on the table, in heart calculation silently, crosses the fight of time period husk and three stars is in the superheating stage, at that time could not extract what is spatial. 陈汉升双脚翘在桌子上,心中默默的盘算,过阵子果壳和三星的战斗进入白热化阶段,那时就抽不出什么空了。 The small fish is not clear in the address of US, but this cannot baffle Chen Hansheng, although does not know why side the poem poem intends to reconcile, but she indeed has this performance. 只是小鱼儿在美国的地址并不清楚,不过这也难不倒陈汉升,虽然不知道边诗诗为什么有意撮合,不过她的确有这个表现。 „DDD ~” “滴滴滴~” Side Chen Hansheng opens QQ to seek for the poem poem, the innumerable crowd of chatting information head on. 陈汉升打开QQ寻找边诗诗,无数群聊的信息扑面而来。 Has junior middle school schoolmate class group and high school schoolmate class group and university schoolmate class group, to have the family member QQ group. 有初中同学班级群、高中同学班级群、大学同学班级群、还有家人QQ群。 The QQ group of family member is also divided into two, one is Queen beam, the QQ group name is Liang Family Courtyard, another is old Chen, the QQ group name is „loving for one another whole family”. 家里人的QQ群还分成两个,一个是梁太后这边的,QQ群名是“梁家大院”,另一个是老陈这边的,QQ群名是“相亲相爱一家人”。 This name, it is estimated that can continue to the WeChat time. 这名字,估计能一直延续到微信时代。 These uncle paternal aunts, the uncle aunt also retransmits various links in the group frequently, anything „, when the body has these symptoms, you must pay attention” and „to save the child, Teacher what Jiong look to cry” and „to select to make money, the monthly salary over ten thousand are not dream”. 这些叔叔姑姑,舅舅阿姨还经常在群里转发各种链接,什么“当身体出现这些症状,你就要注意了”、“救救孩子,何炅老师看了都要哭”、“点进来就能赚钱,月入过万不是梦”。 My goodness, cheats the wooden horse to retransmit. 好家伙,就连诈骗木马都转发。 „Cannot bear.” “受不了。” When Chen Hansheng forks falls these groups to chat the information, below draws the good friend sees the QQ head picture of small fish, dusky gloom. 陈汉升叉掉这些群聊信息,下拉好友时看见小鱼儿的QQ头像,灰蒙蒙的黯淡无光。 Last year scene of carnage time, Chen Hansheng all ways by desolate Rongyu blacklisted, afterward under accident of sorts, telephone, although by drawing, but QQ still lay down in the blacklist. 去年修罗场的时候,陈汉升所有方式都被萧容鱼拉黑了,后来机缘巧合之下,电话虽然被拉出来了,但是QQ依然躺在黑名单里。 „Yeah ~” “哎~” Chen Hansheng sighed the one breath, in oneself QQ had more than 300 good friends, but at least 100 did not know, therefore in friend circle not necessarily was the friend, the talent therefore person in blacklist. 陈汉升叹一口气,自己QQ里有300多个好友,不过至少有100个是不认识的,所以说朋友圈里的未必都是朋友,黑名单里的才是故人啊。 Chen Hansheng found „summer of poem fish”, this is side the QQ nickname of poem poem. 陈汉升找到“诗鱼的夏天”,这是边诗诗的QQ昵称。 Nickname thing, will sometimes respond something, for example Chen Hansheng's Chen Yingjun, this expresses own appearance semblance, the man (Han) rises „handsome” English harmonics ; 昵称这玩意,有时候会反应一些东西,比如说陈汉升的“陈英俊”,这是表达自己的容貌外表,还有汉升“handsome”的英文谐音; Shen Youchu „cat lane young girl”, this is expresses missing homeland, to think mother -in-law and younger sister's emotion ; 沈幼楚的“猫巷少女”,这是表达一种想家、想婆婆和妹妹的情感; desolate Rongyu „hides in fish that the seabed spits the froth”, this is expresses an innocence, the lovable and interesting thoughts ; 萧容鱼的“躲在海底吐泡泡的鱼”,这是表达一种童真、可爱、有趣的心思; king Zibo „young frivolous”, this is very typical attire compels the nickname, no connotation ; 王梓博的“年少不懂轻狂”,这就是很典型的装逼昵称,没有什么内涵; Poem poem „summer of poem fish”, should expresses profound friendships between two good friends. 边诗诗的“诗鱼的夏天”,应该是表达两个好朋友之间的深厚友谊。 „Clatter clatter clatter.” “嗒嗒嗒。” Chen Hansheng sent an information in the past. 陈汉升发了条信息过去。 Chen Yingjun: In rested? 陈英俊:在吗,睡了没有？ Summer of poem fish:? 诗鱼的夏天:？ Chen Yingjun: Has not rested, the US that side was around 2 : 00 am. 陈英俊:还没睡啊,美国那边是凌晨2点多了吧。 Summer of poem fish: What's wrong, do you have the matter? 诗鱼的夏天:怎么,你有事吗？ „Hou, is so desolate.” “嚯,这么冷淡。” Chen Hansheng is frowning, he thinks that oneself judges to have the mistake, meaning that the poem poem actually does not want to reconcile. 陈汉升皱着眉头,他以为自己判断出现差错,边诗诗其实并没有想撮合的意思。 Therefore, Chen Hansheng moved the frank and upright reason. 于是,陈汉升把正大光明的理由搬出来了。 Chen Yingjun: The husk and three stars some commercial conflicts, I entrusted the case to appearance/allow Sheng the law firm recently, is only some issues is not quite clear, wants to consult with the small fish face to face. 陈英俊:果壳和三星最近有些商业冲突,我把案子委托给容升律所了,只是还有些问题不太清楚,想和小鱼儿当面请教。 Summer of poem fish: Do you want us in the address of US? 诗鱼的夏天:你是要我们在美国的地址？ Chen Yingjun: Áng. 陈英俊:昂。 Summer of poem fish: Does not give, bye-bye! 诗鱼的夏天:不给,拜拜！ „Lying trough!” “卧槽！” Chen Hansheng stares „is not giving” two characters to be somewhat in a daze, the heart said that side the dog guts of poem poem good big, your man and yellow Hui have gone to bed to know? 陈汉升盯着“不给”两个字有些发愣,心说边诗诗好big的狗胆啊,你男人和黄慧上过床知道吗？ However the poem poem really fell asleep probably was the same, did not have the information, Chen Hansheng to consider that again „must bid good-bye everyone to bid good-bye together, the father was uncomfortable, you cannot be happy” when idea, king Zibo telephoned suddenly. 不过边诗诗好像真的睡着了一样,再也没回过信息,陈汉升正在考虑“要分手大家一起分手,老子不舒服,你们也不能痛快”的想法时,王梓博突然打电话过来了。 This stupidly hung was busy the small project in school recently, two people several days have not met. 这个傻吊最近忙着学校里的小项目,两人也有好几天没见面了。 „little Chen.” “小陈。” king Zibo the tone somewhat wonders: „You help me analyze, the poem poem must eat the lotus flower cake of Shiziqiao suddenly is what meaning, she also sends the address to come, making me send immediately, was the US is so far, sends badly early, if did not send, she can be angry.” 王梓博语气有些纳闷:“你帮我分析一下,边诗诗突然要吃狮子桥的莲花糕是什么意思啊,她还发了地址过来,让我立刻寄过去,可是美国那么远,寄过去早坏了吧,要是不寄的话,她会不会生气啊。” „I drop mother, as.” “・・・・・・我滴妈呀,至于嘛。” Chen Hansheng's depressed racket head. 陈汉升郁闷的拍拍脑袋。 The poem poem should want to tell itself the address of small fish, thought that this was too relaxed, therefore circled a great-circle, said through king Zibo intentionally, proud tender the woman was really fearful. 边诗诗应该很想把小鱼儿的地址告诉自己,又觉得这样太轻松了,所以偏偏绕了一大圈,故意通过王梓博说出来,难道傲娇的女人真可怕。 „Does the unnecessary, moves unnecessarily!” “脱裤子放屁,多此一举！” Chen Hansheng has no alternative whispers. 陈汉升无可奈何的嘀咕一声。 „What? I have not broken wind, little Chen you helps me think, must send the Guangxi flower cake” “什么？我没放屁啊,小陈你帮我想想,到底要不要把桂花糕寄过去啊・・・・・・” Stupidly hangs king Zibo also in the verbose inquiry. 傻吊王梓博还在絮絮叨叨的询问。 …… ・・・・・・ Chen Hansheng's passport and visa not expired, the body is not short of money, therefore he bought flight to US next day, the public reason naturally was „business trip”. 陈汉升的护照和签证并没有过期,身上也不缺钱,所以他第二天就买了前往美国的机票,公开的理由自然是“出差”了。 desolate Rongyu naturally is anything does not know that let alone was she, the poem poem has not thought, Chen Hansheng so will be decisive. 萧容鱼自然是什么都不知道的,别说是她了,就连边诗诗都没想到,陈汉升会这么果断。 This is only an ordinary San Francisco in the morning, the mist just dispersed, not dazzling Sun across the leaf, leaves behind irregular faculae on the ground, outside also hears the intermittent clear warbling. 这只是一个普通的旧金山早晨,薄雾刚刚散开,并不刺眼的太阳穿过树叶,在地上留下一个个不规则光斑,外面还传来阵阵清脆的鸟鸣声。 Auntie Lin's waking up early, snort/hum „today is being an auspicious day”, while happy is busy at work in the kitchen. 林阿姨早早的醒来,一边哼着“今天是个好日子”,一边愉快的在厨房里忙活。 Auntie Lin is a very experienced nanny, what customer has served, in the US first time ten thousand li (0.5 km) away. 林阿姨是个非常有经验的保姆,什么样的客户都服务过,不过在万里之外的美国还是第一次。 She does not want to come, but knows well chairman Cheng Dejun to walk in personally . Moreover the reward of giving is very high, therefore Auntie Lin complies to try. 她原来不想过来的,只是深通董事长程德军亲自找上门,而且给的报酬很高,所以林阿姨才答应试一试。 However the quality of customer is very good, one is the professor in university, it is said is very internally well known, the white and shiny hair seems like has the knowledge and dignity. 不过客户的素质都很好,一个是大学里的教授,据说在国内很有名望,白花花的头发看起来就有知识和威严。 Two pretty girls, specially attractive, she smiles to have two sweet dimples, Auntie Lin most likes this named „small fish” girl. 两个漂亮的女孩子,其中一个特别特别的漂亮,她笑起来就有两个甜甜的梨涡,林阿姨最喜欢这个叫“小鱼儿”的女孩了。 The small fish was pregnant probably, but the customer had not said on own initiative, Auntie Lin also abides by the principle, will never inquire on own initiative, is only every night on time hot pot nutrition soup. 只是小鱼儿好像怀孕了,不过客户没有主动说,林阿姨也恪守原则,从来不会主动询问,只是每晚按时的煲营养汤。 In addition, a female student who keeps the inch head, the character is somewhat callous, but also likes the program that looks at the man to trip and fall, Auntie Lin somewhat fears her. 除此之外,还有一个留着寸头的女生,性格有些冷酷,还喜欢看男人摔跤的节目,林阿姨有些怕她。 „Thump thump thump ~” “咚咚咚~” Suddenly, some people knock on a door outside. 突然,有人在外面敲门。 „Who?” “谁呀？” Auntie Lin called one, by the cat eye discovery is an Asian, tall, be with smile on the face, is in the smile always has the flavor that mixes to be liberal with. 林阿姨叫了一声,透过猫眼发现是个亚洲人,个子高高的,面带微笑,就是笑容里总有股混不吝的味道。 The senior professor had said here is the American rich neighbourhood, the security does not have the issue, but Auntie Lin is very discrete, only opened inside wooden door, teaches own English with the small fish, rough asking: „Who howareyou?” 老教授说过这里是美国富人区,安全没有问题的,不过林阿姨还是很谨慎,只打开了里面的木门,用小鱼儿教给自己的英语,磕磕绊绊的问道:“who・・・・・・howareyou？” Here should be „whoareyou”, meaning „who are you?” 这里本来应该是“whoareyou”,意思“你是谁？” Finally Auntie Lin is not familiar, turned into „howareyou” directly, is the meaning „how are you?” 结果林阿姨不熟悉,直接变成了“howareyou”,意思是“你好吗？” „I” “我・・・・・・” Entrance naturally is Chen Hansheng, he somewhat is also compelled ignorant, but this sentence that the English of middle-aged woman asks at present was too familiar, the child who each has gotten up the nine-year compulsory education will reply. 门口这个自然是陈汉升,他也被眼前中年妇女的英文问的有些懵逼,不过这个句式实在太熟悉了,每个上过九年义务教育的孩子都会回答。 „Iamfine , thankyou , andyou?” “Iamfine,thankyou,andyou？” Chen Hansheng almost blurted out. 陈汉升几乎是脱口而出。 Then, looking that two people are dumbfounded, falls into the delay. 然后,两个人大眼瞪小眼的对望,陷入呆滞中。 How Auntie Lin does not know replies, her these simple English. 林阿姨是不知道怎么回复,她就会这几句简单英语。 Chen Hansheng thought were oneself comes mistakenly, is it possible that the poem poem is deceiving me, dog guts of good big! 陈汉升心想自己是不是来错了,莫非边诗诗在骗我,好big的狗胆啊！ „Creak, creak, creak ~” “咯吱,咯吱,咯吱~” At this time, happen to some people stepped on the staircase to get down. 这时,正好有人踩着楼梯下来。 Chen Hansheng looked at the past, a pair of slender calf, explained that height at least over 168, chin that high ponytail that simple sports Nike health/guard clothes, about moved, raised slightly, fine oval face, by corners of the mouth familiar dimple. 陈汉升看过去,一双修长的小腿,说明身高至少168以上,一身简单的运动款耐克卫衣,左右甩动的高马尾,微微昂起的下巴,精致的瓜子脸,还有嘴角两侧熟悉的梨涡。 „Auntie Lin, who comes” “林阿姨,谁来・・・・・・” A few words have not said, the latter half swallows back forcefully, grabs the fair wrist/skill of staircase, getting hold of that also makes an effort suddenly. 一句话都没有说完,后半截就硬生生咽了回去,抓着楼梯的白皙手腕,也突然用力的握紧。 „Small fish ~” “小鱼儿~” Chen Hansheng is tilting the head, bright saying with a smile: „For a long time does not see.” 陈汉升歪着头,灿烂的笑道:“好久不见。” …… ・・・・・・ ( Eason Chan «For a long time Not Seeing» really of pleasant to hear, asked a monthly ticket, thank you.) (陈奕迅的《好久不见》真的好听,求个月票,谢谢大家。)