Chen Hansheng and king Zibo found a massage shop in immortal Ningxia University City, looks is regular, naturally two people have no special thoughts, is seeks a place to chat, wanted a sleeper for two simply. 陈汉升和王梓博找到仙宁大学城的一家按摩店,看着还是蛮正规的,当然两人也没啥特殊心思,就是寻个地方闲聊,索性要了个双人包厢。 On the table of theater box is suspending the fruit plate and hot tea, two wear blue color uniforms/subdue, lead the technician of mask to serve, in the television is putting «Joyful Supreme headquarters». 包厢的桌上摆着水果盘和热茶,两个穿着蓝色制服、带着口罩的技师正在服务,电视里放着《快乐大本营》。 The present «Joyful Supreme headquarters» host or Li Xiang and what Jiong, late super tool person Du Haitao and Wu Xin have not gotten online at this time. 现在的《快乐大本营》主持人还是李湘和何炅,后期的超级工具人杜海涛和吴昕此时还没上线。 After king Zibo since sends the first information to the side poem poem, always once for a while takes up Xiaolingtong to look at one, but somewhat is each time disappointed, because on screen of Xiaolingtong quiet. 王梓博自从给边诗诗发完第一条信息后,总是时不时的拿起小灵通看一眼,不过每次都有些失望,因为小灵通的荧幕上静悄悄。 He can only carry the hot tea to sip two, watches the program, while is listening to Chen Hansheng and technician chats. 他只能端起热茶抿了两口,一边看着节目,一边听着陈汉升和技师聊天。 „You are Dongda?” “・・・・・・你是东大的啊？” Chen Hansheng blew said flamboyant oneself were „985 Dongda outstanding students”, the female technician was somewhat surprised: „Generally the Dongda students rarely come.” 陈汉升又吹牛逼说自己是“985东大高材生”,女技师有些吃惊:“一般东大学生很少过来的。” „Why?” “为啥？” Chen Hansheng asked. 陈汉升问道。 „Because in the Dongda campus the female student are many, the Jianye technical male students compare often/common to come.” “因为东大校园里女生很多啊,建邺理工的男生比较常来。” The female technician noticed that Chen Hansheng and king Zibo comes in together, but also thinks that king Zibo is also Dongda, did not have the taboo in a moment. 女技师看到陈汉升和王梓博一起进来,还以为王梓博也是东大的,说话就没了忌讳。 „The male students in these engineering colleges, look very honest, but also brings the thick eye.” “那些理工科院校的男生,一个个看上去很老实,还带着厚厚的眼睛。” The female technician said with a smile: „When massage, does inquiry that always makes a veiled attack have other services.” 女技师笑着说道:“不过按摩时,总是旁敲侧击的打听有没有其他服务。” „So that's how it is ~” “原来如此~” Chen Hansheng said to king Zibo: „The Jianye technical male students do one -man show.” 陈汉升冲着王梓博说道:“建邺理工的男生都这么闷骚啊。” „!” “靠！” king Zibo turns over, does not want to respond sending of show show to be small. 王梓博翻个身,不想搭理骚骚的发小。 „It is not.” “可不是。” The female technician says: „Young fellow looks very young, this year is big, reads several in a big way?” 女技师接过话茬:“小伙子看起来很年轻啊,今年多大,读大几了？” Chen Hansheng mischievous is bending the big toe: „21, big three, you?” 陈汉升调皮的弯着大脚趾:“21,大三,你呢？” „Elder sister 34.” “姐姐34了。” Leads the female technician of mask to say. 带着口罩的女技师说道。 „34, are somewhat old.” “34啊,有些老。” Chen Hansheng is somewhat disappointed. 陈汉升有些失望。 „Young fellow, 34 not necessarily describes the age.” “小伙子,34未必就是形容年纪啊。” The technician noticed that Chen Hansheng is open, the speech and behavior also somewhat mixes the flavor that is liberal with, she intentionally ambiguous saying. 技师看到陈汉升性格开朗,言谈举止也有些混不吝的味道,她就故意暧昧的说道。 „Hehe ~” “呵呵~” Chen Hansheng is grinning: „Elder sister, I had not said that I am 21 years old.” 陈汉升咧着嘴:“姐姐,我也没说我就是21岁啊。” In theater box silent half sound, simultaneously erupts one to laugh, gives king Zibo to collect joining of interest in come in according to that female technicians of foot. 包厢里沉默半响,同时爆发出一阵大笑,就连给王梓博按脚的那个女技师都凑趣的加入进来。 „Mother, little Chen does not know the spirit where comes, is not thinking the scene of carnage now.” “妈的,小陈不知道哪里来的精神,现在也不想着修罗场了。” king Zibo complained secretly: „The 30-year- old elder sisters can sexually harass.” 王梓博暗自吐槽:“就连30多岁的老姐姐都能调戏。” He looked at Xiaolingtong, the poem poem has not replied, can only look that the past chat information was in a daze. 他又看了看小灵通,边诗诗还是没有回复,只能看着过去的聊天信息怔怔发呆。 Before yellow Hui returned to the information is very slow, not only next day, even also met the fortnightly. 以前黄慧回信息也很慢,不仅隔天,甚至还会隔周。 At that time, king Zibo, for „won face” also to take many measures. 那个时候,王梓博为了“挣回面子”也采取了很多措施。 For example, intentionally he will also return slow ; 比如,他也会故意回的慢一点; For example, he also meets „cruel-heartedly” eliminates the chat content. 比如,他还会“狠心”的把聊天内容清除掉。 Because in these chat contents, is sent in the past „good morning, good afternoon and good night”, or was „weather decreases temperature and rests earlier, do not stay up late”, oneself like an industrious reporting time machine, but yellow Hui has not replied. 因为在这些聊天内容里,全是自己发过去的“早安、午安、晚安”,要不就是“天气降温、早点休息、不要熬夜”,自己就像一个勤劳的报时机器,不过黄慧一条也没有回复。 Therefore, sees the one-man show that these thought aloud each time, king Zibo felt had one type humblly base and low and flattered, eliminated the chat content, as if can with self-deception pretend unable to see. 所以,每次看到这些自言自语的独角戏,王梓博都觉得有一种低贱的卑微和讨好,清除了聊天内容,似乎才能自欺欺人的假装看不见。 „Hū ~” “呼~” king Zibo will certainly not erase with the chat dialog box of side poem poem now, because of then how long, oneself sends the information is 7 : 30, now just nine points. 王梓博现在当然不会删掉和边诗诗的聊天对话框,因为这才多久,自己发信息是七点半,现在刚刚九点。 „Ding!” “叮！” At this moment, Xiaolingtong transmits an information reply suddenly the sound, although is very ordinary, but listens in king Zibo the ear just like the sounds of nature. 就在这时,小灵通突然传来一声信息回复的动静,虽然很普通,不过听在王梓博耳朵里宛如天籁。 Untying Xiaolingtong of being too busy locks the screen, unexpectedly is really side the poem poem sends. 忙不迭的解开小灵通锁屏,居然真是边诗诗发来的。 Poem poem: Arrived. 边诗诗:到了。 Although only then two characters, but king Zibo thought that such as Mongolian pardon, he hurries to give Chen Hansheng Xiaolingtong: „little Chen, you have a look quickly, the poem poem returned to the information!” 虽然只有两个字,不过王梓博却觉得如蒙大赦,他赶紧把小灵通递给陈汉升:“小陈,你快看看,边诗诗回信息了！” Chen Hansheng received to come to see, also goes back Xiaolingtong: „Good, this also means that side the poem poem will not haggle over the matter that today bumps into yellow Hui again, possibly in the face will also pretend to be angry.” 陈汉升接过来看了看,又把小灵通还回去:“挺好的,这也意味着边诗诗不会再计较今天碰到黄慧的事情了,可能面子上还会假装生气。” „Un!” “嗯！” king Zibo the numerous nods, he thinks and asks: „little Chen, poem poem this was jealous, explained that she has liked me?” 王梓博重重的点头,他想了想又问道:“小陈,边诗诗这是吃醋了吧,说明她已经喜欢我了？” „Thought real far, being jealous was jealous, but discussed that liked too being far.” “想的真远,吃醋是吃醋了,不过谈喜欢就太远了。” Chen Hansheng scoffs to say with a smile: „The poem poem a little made a match between two difficult matches the feeling of hardly collecting, because I and small fish usually said were many, she pays attention to you.” 陈汉升嗤笑道:“边诗诗有点被拉郎配硬凑起来的感觉,因为我和小鱼儿平时说的多了,她才对你关注起来。” „Girl is a very strangely very lovable lifeform.” “女孩子是一种很奇怪又很可爱的生物。” Chen Hansheng waving makes „unclear criterion No. 34” female technician leave, this sits the straight body saying: „Poem poem, although has not liked you, but we usually the joke opened, she felt different about you after all, therefore bumps into before today your ‚, girlfriend’ yellow Hui, she did not meet comfortably.” 陈汉升挥挥手让“不明尺度的34号”女技师离开,这才坐直身体说道:“边诗诗虽然还没有喜欢你,不过我们平时玩笑开多了,她总归对你感觉有所不同,所以今天碰到你的‘前女友’黄慧,她心里才会不舒服。” „But, side really must make the poem poem like you, besides the long-term companion, probably also needs a turning point.” “不过,真要让边诗诗喜欢你,除了长时间的陪伴,可能还需要一个契机。” Chen Hansheng analyzes to say according to the personal experience. 陈汉升根据个人经验分析道。 „What turning point?” “什么契机？” In king Zi the Beaumat inquired. 王梓博马上询问。 „I am not the deity, where knows what turning point.” “我又不是神仙,哪里知道什么契机。” Chen Hansheng curls the lip: „No matter what, you work as the licking dog of poem poem, always compared with, when yellow Hui licking dog valuable, poem poem, but maiden.” 陈汉升撇撇嘴:“可是不管怎么样,你当边诗诗的舔狗,总比当黄慧的舔狗有价值吧,边诗诗可是处女。” „Damn!” “操！” king Zibo takes up the orange to pound to Chen Hansheng: „Your this hangs the person, how to inquire these news with the small fish!” 王梓博拿起橘子砸向陈汉升:“你这吊人,怎么和小鱼儿打听这些消息！” „What's wrong?” “怎么？” Chen Hansheng's grinning standard keeps off: „Which constellation I inquired under one poem poem am, did this also violate the law?” 陈汉升笑嘻嘻的格挡:“我打听一下边诗诗是哪个星座的,这也犯法吗？” „Mother” “妈的・・・・・” king Zibo only knows that was played, but in brief the first time was not, who the diehards head transferred did not know quick many, he gave Chen Hansheng Xiaolingtong: „You help me return to the information.” 王梓博这才知道又被耍了,不过总之也不是第一次了,死党脑袋转的比自己不知道快多少,他把小灵通递给陈汉升:“那你帮我回信息。” „This is not good, I can help you say something to smooth things over to pick up the little girl, but cannot help you make the girlfriend sincerely.” “这样不好,我能帮你搭讪泡妞,但是不能帮你真心交女朋友。” Never expected that Chen Hansheng rejected: „This matter is yourself comes, do not contaminate are too many my individual style, the poem poem is good, you defer to your idea operation.” 没想到陈汉升拒绝了:“这种事还是你自己来吧,不要沾染太多我的个人风格,诗诗挺好的,你就按照自己的想法操作。” „Un ~” “嗯~” king Zibo nods, he knows that sends slightly is not does not help itself, but is hopes that this sentiment is purer. 王梓博点点头,他知道发小不是不帮自己,而是希望这段感情更加单纯。 „How should return?” “应该怎么回呢？” king Zibo looks distressed is thinking, he first sent „you to arrive at the dormitory”, poem poem reply „to”, below fell into an impasse probably. 王梓博愁眉苦脸的想着,他先发了“你到宿舍了吗”,边诗诗回复“到了”,下面好像陷入一个死胡同里了。 „Clatter clatter clatter” “嗒嗒嗒・・・・・・” king Zibo starts to type and side the poem poem chats, Chen Hansheng is holding in the mouth the smoke, collects looks in side. 王梓博开始打字和边诗诗聊起天来,陈汉升叼着烟,凑在旁边看着。 king Zibo: This afternoon matter, I want with you saying that the sound sorry. 王梓博:今天下午的事,我想和你说声对不起。 Poem poem: Was needless to say sorry, you right. 边诗诗:不用说对不起,你又没错。 king Zibo looked up a Chen Hansheng, Chen Hansheng shrugged the shoulders. 王梓博抬头看了一眼陈汉升,陈汉升只是耸耸肩膀。 king Zibo: I thought that this is the experience that cannot avoid, if you want to know, I am willing to tell you beforehand matter. 王梓博:我觉得这是避不开的经历,如果你想知道,我愿意把以前的事情全都告诉你。 Poem poem: I do not want to know now, prepared to rest, good night do not return! 边诗诗:我现在不想知道,准备休息了,晚安勿回！ „Walks.” “走吧。” Chen Hansheng extinguishes the cigarette butt to wear the shoes, the Chinese catalpa is abundant, although does not have so many repertoires, but is more sincere. 陈汉升熄灭烟头穿鞋子,梓博虽然没那么多套路,不过更加真诚。 „little Chen.” “小陈。” king Zibo takes Xiaolingtong to walk: „Although the poem poem said ‚good night do not return’, I also want to return to a good night, do you feel?” 王梓博拿着小灵通走过来:“虽然边诗诗说了‘晚安勿回’,我还想回一句晚安,你觉得可以吗？” Chen Hansheng does not make a sound, king Zibo somewhat embarrassed explanation: „When I and others chatted, routine must return to one, always wants to come the ending by own words, because of others ending, I thought that probably was unfair to others to resemble” 陈汉升不吱声,王梓博有些不好意思的解释道:“我和别人聊天时,习惯性的要多回一句,总是想以自己的话来结尾,因为别人结尾,我心里觉得好像对不起人家似的・・・・・・” „You return.” “那你就回吧。” Chen Hansheng smiles, racket diehards shoulder: „Chinese catalpa is abundant you, although the person is ugly, but the innermost feelings are very gentle.” 陈汉升笑了笑,拍拍死党肩膀:“梓博你虽然人丑,不过内心真的很温柔。” …… ・・・・・・