Lunar New Year's Day to 3 rd, Chen Zhaojun family of three frequent visits relatives to pay new year's call, these days is really bored and busy. 大年初一到初三,陈兆军一家三口都在频繁的走亲戚拜年,这段时间真是无聊又忙碌。 What is bored, when visits relatives does not need over Chen Hansheng, Chen Zhaojun and beam Meijuan received all exchanged greetings and treated with courtesy. 无聊的是,走亲戚时并不需要陈汉升出头,陈兆军和梁美娟接下了所有寒暄和应酬。 Many rural elders also only regard a university student Chen Hansheng, will also inquire about terminal examinations result shy issue. 很多农村长辈也只把陈汉升当成一个大学生,还会询问期末考试成绩这种让人羞涩的问题。 What is busy, these are the favor contacts that cannot shirk, must therefore brace oneself to deal with. 忙碌的是,这些是推脱不掉的人情往来,所以必须硬着头皮应付。 Therefore, Chen Hansheng also can only carry the hot tea each time, cracks with the teeth the melon seed, is listening to one group of people who the fool compels to blow flamboyant. 所以,陈汉升每次也只能端着热茶,嗑着瓜子,傻逼逼的听着一群人吹牛逼。 However some relatives really fade badly, they clearly knew Chen Hansheng now „bankruptcy”, when will mention rocket 101 was magnificent the influence intentionally. 不过有些亲戚是真的蔫坏,他们明知道陈汉升现在“破产”了,还会故意提起火箭101辉煌时的影响力。 For example, the man (Han) rises, if rocket 101 does not give way, it is estimated that can catch up with the postal service ; 比如,汉升啊,火箭101要是不垮掉,估计都能赶上邮政了吧; If rocket 101 still , the man (Han) rose to be very rich, at least millions properties. 或者,如果火箭101还在,汉升应该很有钱了吧,至少好几百万财产了。 Furthermore, if at that time rocket 101 adopted to cut down staff and lay off and other measures, perhaps can also recall, was really is a pity. 再有,当时火箭101要是采取压缩编制和裁员等措施,说不定还能挽回的吧,真是太可惜了。 …… ・・・・・・ Generally when the family gets together, this kind of person will always appear, in their surface cared very much, tone also very warm feelings, but harms somebody without the person knowing or feeling anything in a moment probably, in one after next spiking pit of the stomach. 一般家族聚会时,这类人总是会出现,他们表面上很关心,就连语气也很热络,不过说话就好像软刀子,一下下的戳进心窝里。 These people generally are the middle-aged man over 45 years old, the enterprise a little small achievement, a little influence in the relative community, the social status also increased the rationality of speech. 这些人普遍都是45岁以上的中年男人,事业有点小成就,在亲戚群体里有一点影响力,社会身份也增加了说话的合理性。 Actually, is completely belated actions of dog grass, they are quite common „famous saying famous phrase” is: 其实呢,全部都是狗草的马后炮,他们比较常见的“名言名句”是: „You should not on XXX universities, should go to XXX universities, now could not find the work.” “你就不应该上XXX大学,应该去上XXX大学,现在找不到工作了吧。” The litigants were about the university to graduate, now ran over saying that this words, with has not been an aspect, adding to stop up is most disgusting. 当事人都快大学毕业了,现在跑过来说这种话,没有用是一方面,添堵才是最恶心的。 Really wants to care that should help relate the job. 真的想关心,那就应该帮忙联系工作岗位啊。 Chen Hansheng has the Peng father's younger cousin is this, he works in Port city science and technology Culture Administration, is a deputy investigator, enjoys the vice- division-level treatment, this has calculated well in the rural families. 陈汉升有个彭姓表叔就是这样的,他在港城市科技文化局工作,还是个副调研员,享受副处级待遇,这在农村家族里已经算不错的了。 Chen Zhaojun also lowers half level compared with him, but some old Chen real power, the deputy investigator essentially is a senior office worker, especially regarding Peng father's younger cousin type close to person of retired. 陈兆军比他还低半级,不过老陈有些实权,副调研员本质上就是个高级办事员,尤其对于彭表叔这种临近退休的人。 When Chen Hansheng „bankruptcy”, Peng father's younger cousin do not say that money supported, the telephone does not have one, now several months, all have settled down, he pretense proposed the bone. 陈汉升“破产”时,彭表叔不要说金钱支持了,就连电话都没有一个,现在过了好几个月,一切都尘埃落定了,他又假模假样的提出建设性意见。 Chen Hansheng contacted not many, young university students with him before, few can recognize all elders entire, if after the graduation, stays in the big city, some slightly far relativeness was cut off directly. 陈汉升以前和他接触不多,年轻大学生嘛,没几个能把所有长辈都认全,如果毕业后留在大城市里,有些稍远的亲戚关系直接断掉了。 Chen Hansheng just started to be harmed somebody without the person knowing or feeling anything to puncture two, but also without being serious, discovered afterward Peng father's younger cousin is frequently unintentional oneself and others puts together comparison, Chen Hansheng started to shout 'fuck your mom'. 陈汉升刚开始被软刀子刺了两句,还没有当一回事,后来发现彭表叔经常有意无意把自己和其他人放在一起比较,陈汉升心里就开始骂娘了。 He ran to ask Queen beam: „This fool anything background, the father has not annoyed him, why holds me not to put.” 他跑去问梁太后了:“这个傻逼到底什么背景啊,老子又没惹他,为什么抓住我不放呢。” „Spoke irresponsibly anything.” “乱说什么。” beam Meijuan drinks to scold in a soft voice: „Is the elder, he is such person.” 梁美娟轻声喝骂道:“到底是长辈,他就是这样的人。” Then, beam Meijuan briefed Peng father's younger cousin's home background. 接下来,梁美娟就把彭表叔的家庭情况介绍了一下。 Peng father's younger cousin has characteristics, several years ago divorced, saw that Chen Hansheng nods secretly, beam Meijuan warned seriously: „Do not lower oneself to the same level with him were good, cannot issue the bad disposition, so many relatives.” 彭表叔有个特点,前几年离婚了,看到陈汉升暗自点头,梁美娟严肃的警告道:“你别和他一般见识就行了,不许乱发狗脾气,还有这么多亲戚呢。” Why Peng father's younger cousin these people called „to fade badly”, because Chen Hansheng, once raised the table ignition, they did not quarrel, moreover „tolerant” smiling, appeared Chen Hansheng not to understand the good and evil probably, did not listen to others' advice. 彭表叔这些人为什么叫“蔫坏”,因为陈汉升一旦掀桌子发火,他们也不争吵,而且还“宽容”似的笑了笑,好像就显得陈汉升不懂好歹,听不进别人的劝告。 This is really the disgusting proficient behavior, side everyone has this kind of elder probably. 这真是恶心到家的行为,偏偏每个人身边好像都有这一类长辈。 „Mother, looked at you to say.” “妈,瞧你说的。” Chen Hansheng is hugging beam Meijuan shoulder grinningly „acting like a spoiled brat”: „My this temperament with my father, the good-hearted person, the scholarly is amiable, handsome gentleman ~” 陈汉升笑嘻嘻的搂着梁美娟肩膀“撒娇”:“我这脾气随我爸,老好人,儒雅随和,翩翩君子~” „~” “切~” Sometimes beam Meijuan cold snort/hum one, she is really shuts out and cherishes to her son. 梁美娟冷哼一声,她有时候对自家儿子真是又嫌弃又爱护。 Chen Hansheng be freer and easier than the common university male student, king Zibo mother Lu Yuzhen often complained, she and king Zibo mother between two was too estranged. 陈汉升要比一般大学男生更洒脱,王梓博母亲陆玉珍就经常抱怨,她和王梓博娘两之间太生分了。 Usually no exchange did not say, walks without rest on the street, king Zibo do not give up by oneself, always desirably maintains certain distance. 平时没什么交流不说,就连走在街上,王梓博都舍不得挨着自己,总是刻意的保持一定距离。 Naturally this is not filial, if goes shopping, king Zibo will overtake to conduct own initiative. 当然这也不是不孝顺,要是买什么东西,王梓博都会主动抢过去拎着。 Chen Hansheng was natural, is intimate with mother laughing, his shortcoming was the courage was too big, no one can provide lodging truly. 陈汉升就非常自然了,嘻嘻哈哈的亲近母亲,他的缺点是胆子太大了,没有谁能真正管得住。 „I am also only then your son, otherwise does not want to respond you!” “我也就只是只有你一个儿子,不然早就不想搭理你了！” beam Meijuan touched Chen Hansheng back of the hand, discovered that his body temperature is not low, this stands the kitchen to help prepare food. 梁美娟摸了摸陈汉升手背,发现他体温并不低,这才站起来去厨房帮忙做饭。 Chen Hansheng this deity, the big winter upper part only wears two clothes, when going out rather by stream of abuse that beam Meijuan scolded, has not given up several plus one. 陈汉升这个神仙,大冬天的上半身只穿着两件衣服,出门时宁愿被梁美娟骂的狗血淋头,也没有舍得多加一件。 Shortly, Chen Hansheng is looking others play cards, Peng father's younger cousin comes. 没多久,陈汉升正在看别人打牌的时候,彭表叔又过来了。 „man (Han) rises, what next year will plan to make?” “汉升,明年打算做点什么？” Peng father's younger cousin patted the wholesale market, sighs with emotion: „Now the university student looks for a satisfactory work is not easy, I have the child of colleague am Jianye Agricultural College, although this school is not much, is always better than your wealth institute.” 彭表叔拍了拍啤酒肚,感慨道:“现在大学生找个满意的工作不容易啊,我有个同事的小孩是建邺农业大学的,这学校虽然不怎么样,总比你那个财院要好一点吧。” „Now, how do you guess?” “现在,你猜怎么样？” Peng father's younger cousin curls the lip: „Now still waits for jobs at home.” 彭表叔撇撇嘴:“现在还在家待业呢。” Chen Hansheng smiles, this damn, clarifying wants saying that the wealth is not greatly good, captured a circle. 陈汉升笑了笑,这个狗日的,摆明了就是想说财大不行,偏偏还兜了一个圈子。 Also does not know where oneself offended him, but the reason is unimportant, perhaps must involve on a generation of bored dispute. 也不知道自己哪里得罪了他,不过原因也不重要了,说不定还要牵扯上一辈无聊的纠纷中。 Peng father's younger cousin sees Chen Hansheng to be smiling, his look moves , to continue temperately urged: „Therefore, I suggested that you start an undertaking, but this time must look for certainly the direction, cannot go bankrupt again.” 彭表叔看到陈汉升嬉皮笑脸的,他眼神动了动,继续温和的劝道:“所以啊,我建议你还是创业,不过这次要找准方向,千万不能再破产了。” Takes a look at this telephone conversation, the completeness of really saying, sounding on was caring probably Chen Hansheng is the same. 瞧瞧这一通话,真是说的有头有尾,听起来就好像正在关心陈汉升一样。 Other relatives who play the poker also mix two, is commended probably Peng father's younger cousin said is very right, meaning that Chen Hansheng must perceive. 就连打扑克的其他亲戚也掺和两句,大概就是称赞彭表叔说的很对,陈汉升要听进去的意思。 Chen Hansheng is not angry with a smile, the polite pulling out smoke gives Peng father's younger cousin: „Bankruptcy went bankrupt, can only explain that I and express industry missed, where can government subsidy to farmers in drought or raining incidents like the big father's younger cousin.” 陈汉升笑着也不生气,客气的掏出烟递给彭表叔:“破产就破产了呗,只能说明我和快递行业无缘,哪里能像大表叔这样旱涝保收。” „Hi, that is not anything.” “嗨,那不算什么的。” Nod of Peng father's younger cousin politeness. 彭表叔礼貌的点点头。 „I if later could not find the work, that tested the official, asked the wives to be simple in any case.” “我以后要是找不到工作,那就去考公务员了,反正找老婆都简单。” The life is so long, who has not done several muddled matters, therefore Chen Hansheng pulls toward above intentionally: „In official who I know, couple who probably divorces, enviable stable love.” 人生这么长,谁还没做过几件糊涂事啊,所以陈汉升就故意往上面扯:“我认识的公务员里,好像都离婚的夫妇,让人羡慕的稳定爱情啊。” Peng father's younger cousin listened, the complexion really changes, other relatives think that Chen Hansheng does not know, the reminder of good intention: „Peng father's younger cousin and you showed the aunt several years ago the sentiment is not good, divorce.” 彭表叔听了,脸色果然一变,其他亲戚以为陈汉升不知道,好意的提醒道:“彭表叔和你表婶前几年感情不好,离婚了。” „Right?” “是吗？” Chen Hansheng is surprised: „Showing the aunt is also too silly.” 陈汉升一脸惊讶:“表婶也太傻吧。” „I feel.” “我觉得啊。” Chen Hansheng is studying „belated action” sentence: „If not divorce, the father's younger cousin seems like should be younger than the present.” 陈汉升学着“马后炮”的句式:“要是不离婚,表叔看起来应该比现在要年轻吧。” „The past matter, does not need to raise again.” “过去的事情,没必要再提了。” Peng father's younger cousin awkward beckoning with the hand, turns around to move toward other places. 彭表叔尴尬的摆摆手,转身走向其他地方。 „Father's younger cousin, I suggested that you are looking for one.” “表叔,我建议你在找一个吧。” Tagging along after of Chen Hansheng tagalong in behind: „My parents unit also some aunts of divorce, I suggested that you look for one, but this time must look for certainly the direction, cannot divorce again father's younger cousin you must go to the restroom, the trouble my, I must defecate.” 陈汉升跟屁虫似的尾随在后面:“我爸妈单位也有些离婚的阿姨,我建议你找一个,不过这次要找准方向,千万不能再离婚了・・・・・・表叔你要去厕所吗,麻烦等我一下,我也要拉屎。” …… ・・・・・・ ( About a 11 : 30 pm also chapter) (今晚11点半左右还一章)