IRDWBR :: Volume #4 春风得意马蹄疾,芙蓉账下现修罗

#572: I help the younger sisters paste the couplet, isn't excessive?


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Goes to desolate Rongyu home after the billiard shop, Chen Hansheng sees her to wear pink cartoon pajamas, sitting of having a drowsy look on the sofa, the whole body is acting foolishly, supposed that just awoke calls oneself. 从台球厅来到萧容鱼家里后,陈汉升看到她穿着一身粉色的卡通睡衣,睡眼惺忪的坐在沙发上,浑身冒着傻气,估摸是刚睡醒就给自己打电话的。 How obviously the school flower, winter vacation same can only bored sleeping. 可见校花又怎么样,寒假一样只能无聊的睡觉啊。 little Chen, you were just making anything, in the telephone is quite noisy.” “小陈,你刚刚在做什么,电话里好吵啊。” Small fish ignorant asking. 小鱼儿懵懵的问道。 I played the ping-pong.” “我去打台球了。” Chen Hansheng will not lie in this immaterial minor matter, runs to go to the kitchen to wash an apple: Doesn't eat?” 陈汉升不会在这种无关紧要的小事上撒谎,跑去厨房洗了个苹果:“吃不?” Eats!” “吃!” desolate Rongyu looks at the dripping wet apple, throws severe is winking the eyelash: But I do not want to eat the skin.” 萧容鱼看着湿淋淋的苹果,扑棱棱的眨着睫毛:“可是我不想吃皮。” This easy to do.” “这好办啊。” Chen Hansheng readily agreed that desolate Rongyu thinks that he goes back to peel, has not thought that this lazy pig gnawed unexpectedly directly the skin, Apple that also bumpy, stained the saliva handed over: Eats, this does not have the skin.” 陈汉升一口答应了,萧容鱼以为他回去削皮,没想到这头懒猪居然直接把皮啃掉了,又把坑坑洼洼、沾满口水的苹果递过来:“吃吧,这是没皮的。” Does not want, was too disgusting.” “不要,太恶心了。” Turning the head that the small fish shuts out. 小鱼儿嫌弃的转过头。 I depend, now thought that shut out.” “我靠,现在觉得嫌弃了。” Chen Hansheng holds in the arms desolate Rongyu shoulder, must force in her mouth forcefully: Before also had to kiss.” 陈汉升搂住萧容鱼肩膀,强行要塞进她嘴里:“以前又不是没亲过。” Does not eat, does not eat, does not eat.” “不吃,不吃,就是不吃。” desolate Rongyu shakes the head with a smile the avoidance, two people create a disturbance on the sofa, Chen Hansheng strength is big, compels in the small fish the corner of sofa very much with ease. 萧容鱼笑着摇头躲避,两人就在沙发上打闹起来,陈汉升力气大,很轻松就把小鱼儿逼到沙发的角落里。 Saw that Chen Hansheng approached more and more, desolate Rongyu expression gawked suddenly, hurried to push this rascal arm: Quickly sits, the paternal grandmother got out of bed.” 眼看陈汉升越来越靠近了,萧容鱼表情突然愣了一下,赶紧推了推这个无赖胳膊:“赶快坐好,奶奶起床了。” Frightens me?” “吓唬我?” Chen Hansheng thought that this trick my elementary school time used greasily, he disregarded to continue wicked saying: You must eat one today!” 陈汉升心想这种伎俩我小学时候就用腻了,他不管不顾继续恶狠狠的说道:“你今天必须吃一口!” Really is the paternal grandmother.” “真是奶奶啊。” desolate Rongyu beckons with the hand to greet: Paternal grandmother, this is little Chen.” 萧容鱼摆摆手打个招呼:“奶奶,这是小陈。” Hou, installed also very looks like “嚯,装的还挺像・・・・・・” Chen Hansheng does not believe that but looked at one subconsciously, saw that Grandma desolate stood in the living room is linking on the corridor of bedroom, unemotional is staring at the confusion on sofa. 陈汉升心里是不信的,不过还是下意识的瞄了一眼,看到萧奶奶站在客厅连着卧室的走廊上,面无表情的盯着沙发上的混乱。 I depend, paternal grandmother.” “我靠,奶奶在啊。” Chen Hansheng is somewhat awkward, but his face is thick-skinned, did not feel oneself are bullying the small fish, reorganizes the good clothes instead to complain: How paternal grandmother you walks the sound not to have, next time will be good to the sound.” 陈汉升有些尴尬,不过他脸皮厚,也不觉得自己在欺负小鱼儿,整理好衣服反而抱怨道:“奶奶你走路怎么一点声音没有啊,下次给点动静好嘛。” If this desolate grand or Yuqing, will definitely cause a sound to remind intentionally, after living room all return to normal, they will walk calmly, regards all not to happen. 这要是萧宏伟或者吕玉清,肯定会故意弄出点声音提醒一下,等到客厅一切恢复正常以后,他们才会若无其事的走出来,当成一切都没有发生。 Where has like the old woman, quietly touches stands is looking secretly. 哪有像老太太这样的,悄摸的站着偷瞄。 Oh.” “噢。” Grandma desolate nods, turns around the kitchen: I prepared food.” 萧奶奶点点头,转身去了厨房:“我做饭了。” Chen Hansheng curls the lip: Paternal grandmother 67, likes looking at the young people intimate this year probably unexpectedly.” 陈汉升撇撇嘴:“奶奶今年好像六十七吧,居然喜欢看年轻人亲热。” Talked nonsense anything.” “瞎说什么呀。” A desolate Rongyu fine oval face crimson, the ponytail also dispersed, mild-mannered sending directly throws over on the shoulder, she pinched Chen Hansheng earlobe affectionate: Is you are playing a dirty trick obviously.” 萧容鱼精致的瓜子脸一片绯红,马尾辫也散开了,柔顺的直发披在肩膀上,她亲昵的捏了捏陈汉升耳垂:“明明就是你在使坏。” I “我・・・・・・” Chen Hansheng just about to speaks, only listens to the kitchen transmits Duang a dull thumping sound, probably the kitchen knife cuts the sound on block. 陈汉升刚要说话,只听厨房里传来“Duang”的一声闷响,好像是菜刀砍在砧板上的声音。 In living room two people look at each other one, Chen Hansheng patted the small fish back of the hand: You sit well, I have a look.” 客厅里两人对视一眼,陈汉升拍了拍小鱼儿手背:“你好好坐着,我去看看。” When he gets to the kitchen entrance, discovered that Grandma desolate is chopping the spareribs. 等到他走到厨房门口,发现萧奶奶在剁排骨。 Duang, Duang and Duang “Duang、Duang、Duang・・・・・・” A one after next, a blade blade, the sharp steel blade seemingly chops on the spareribs, but Chen Hansheng very empty, he always associates to chopping in oneself appearance. 一下下,一刀刀,锋利的钢刃看似剁在排骨上,可陈汉升心里很虚,他总是联想到剁在自己身上的样子。 What's the matter?” “怎么回事?” desolate Rongyu comes quickly, sees this, she is pursing the lips close to to kick a foot Chen Hansheng, walks to hug the paternal grandmother to speak. 萧容鱼很快过来,看到这一幕,她噘着嘴巴踢了一脚陈汉升,走过去搂着奶奶说话。 The speech sound is not loud, Chen Hansheng thought Grandma desolate the ear has the issue, she can hear like this? 说话声音并不大,陈汉升心想萧奶奶耳朵有问题的吧,这样她听得见吗? Shortly after desolate Rongyu came out, but also to Chen Hansheng mischievous smiled. 没多久萧容鱼就出来了,还冲着陈汉升调皮的笑了一下。 What did paternal grandmother say?” “奶奶说了啥?” Chen Hansheng's curious inquiry. 陈汉升好奇的打听。 Has not said anything, the paternal grandmother has been good to your impression.” “没说啥,奶奶对你印象一直不错。” desolate Rongyu is nipping the rubber band, grips again the hair: Moreover she also makes me tell you, she this year 68, are not 67.” 萧容鱼咬着皮筋,重新把头发扎起来:“另外她还让我告诉你,她今年六十八了,不是六十七。” Chen Hansheng: 陈汉升:・・・・・・ Dinner Chen Hansheng eats in desolate Rongyu family/home, old desolate treats with courtesy, Yuqing must work overtime to meet, this is power supply bureau one year of busiest time, must guarantee during Spring Festival , the peak demand of common people, this is the political task. 晚饭陈汉升就在萧容鱼家里吃的,老萧有应酬,吕玉清要加班开会,这是供电局一年最繁忙的时候,必须保证春节期间老百姓的用电需求,这属于政治任务。 What is strange, Grandma desolate the ear as if could not hear, must roar loudly can chat. 奇怪的是,萧奶奶耳朵似乎又听不见了,一定要大声吼着才能聊天。 Where is the repertoire.” “哪里都是套路啊。” Chen Hansheng sighed the one breath. 陈汉升叹一口气。 …… ・・・・・・ Next day starting from, Chen Hansheng formally started the travel of winter vacation, actually after waiting till the adaptation, bored is not probably fearful. 第二天开始,陈汉升正式开始了寒假之旅,其实等到适应以后,大概无聊也没那么可怕了。 Occasionally accompanies desolate Rongyu to window-shop, or comes several small scale to get together with the junior middle school high school schoolmate, has a look at the situation of king Zi learned learn programming again, the rest of the time visit relatives, are helping in the family/home the point of purchase new year's goods. 偶尔陪着萧容鱼逛逛街,或者和初中高中同学来几场小规模聚会,再去看看王梓博学习编程的情况,剩下的时间走走亲戚,帮着家里购买点年货。 In the evening takes a bath, closes the door telephones with Shen Youchu, sexually harasses the easy shy gruff baby, although the day is arid, but also came unknowingly. 晚上洗完澡,关上门和沈幼楚通个电话,调戏一下容易害羞的憨宝宝,日子虽然枯燥,可是也不知不觉过来了。 Meanwhile, Nie Xiaoyu and warm Ling are also contacting with the new century electrical factory more than 800 celebrities water line operators, they every day report the result and Chen Hansheng, the material or Zheng of Guanti these people provides. 与此同时,聂小雨和温铃也在联系新世纪电子厂800多名流水线操作工,她们每天都把结果和陈汉升汇报,这些人的资料还是郑观媞提供的。 The lunar calendar the day of 27, this work runs out finally, Nie Xiaoyu must make more than 50 phone calls every day, the throat is mute. 农历二十七那天,这份工作终于告罄,聂小雨每天都要打50多个电话,嗓子已经哑了。 By today, new century electrical factory altogether 864 in book worker.” “截止今天,新世纪电子厂一共864个在册工人。” Nie Xiaoyu summarized: „More than 100 people who remove relation not on, the remaining majorities said that considers, only then after 56 people hear the wages and benefits, is willing to come to try.” 聂小雨总结道:“刨除联系不上的100多人,剩下的大部分都表示考虑一下,只有56人听到工资待遇后愿意过来试试。” Initial effect has, but more than 50 people were too few.” “初期效果已经有了,不过50多人还是太少了。” Chen Hansheng thinks: You rest now, lunar New Year's Day do not relate, second day of the lunar New Year continues to relate.” 陈汉升想了想:“你们现在歇一歇,大年初一就不要联系了,大年初二继续联系。” Also can telephone?” “还要打电话呀?” Nie Xiaoyu sighs woefully, other university student has a vacation is various types sleeps, oneself can only hold the cell phone work. 聂小雨哀叹一声,别的大学生放假是各种睡觉,自己只能抱着手机工作。 Do not worry, your is working overtime, three times of wages proper.” “别担心,你们这属于加班,三倍工资妥妥的。” Chen Hansheng said with a smile: You will relate next time again time, jumps over young people who these have not married, they are one person eat to the full entire family is not hungry, the big probability does not want to leave the familiar comfortable circle, the key point is the worker between 30 to 40 years old.” 陈汉升笑着说道:“不过你们下次再联系的时候,跳过那些没有结婚的年轻人,他们是一人吃饱全家不饿,大概率不想离开熟悉的舒适圈,重点是30岁到40岁之间的工人。” Nie Xiaoyu had not understood: Why?” 聂小雨没理解:“为什么?” Family sense of responsibility.” “家庭责任感啊。” Chen Hansheng explained: „These people of 30 to 40 years old basically have the child, the husk electron every month compared with new century many 100 dollars, these have not married possibly cannot have a liking, these have the family will treasure very much.” 陈汉升解释道:“30岁到40岁的那些人基本都有小孩,果壳电子每个月比新世纪多100块钱,那些没结婚的可能看不上,这些有家庭的就会很珍惜。” Moreover.” “另外。” Chen Hansheng offers advice: Puts out a good luck again, they enter the plant at the same time, if can also invite the other master mechanics of new century, each person rewards 50 Yuan, without upper limit.” 陈汉升又出个主意:“再多拿出一点彩头,他们进厂的同时,如果还能邀请新世纪的其他熟练工,每拉一个人奖励50元,没有上限。” „.” “哇。” Nie Xiaoyu „” records, while said: This move is very poisonous, originally everyone makes various decisions respectively, now because of this person first prize, quick links up into a single stretch, what to do but if does the new century know?” 聂小雨一边“唰唰”记录着,一边说道:“这招很毒啊,本来大家是各做各的决定,现在因为这个‘人头奖’,很快就连成一片了,可如果新世纪知道怎么办?” New century knows inevitably.” “新世纪必然知道的。” Chen Hansheng's tranquil saying: Hong Shiyong not necessarily knew, he returns to Hong Kong to celebrate the new year, other executives also basically not in post, what now assumes the value to defend is Zheng Guanti.” 陈汉升平静的说道:“不过洪仕勇就未必晓得了,他回香港过年,其他高管也基本不在岗,现在坐镇值守的是郑观媞。” Flamboyant ~ “牛逼~” Nie Xiaoyu is flabbergasted: Hong this sheep, inside and outside weeded out was also too miserable.” 聂小雨咂舌:“洪总这只羊,被里里外外薅的也太惨了。” On February 7 , 2005, the lunar calendar 29, desolate Rongyu and Chen Hansheng planned this day to help Professor Sun paste the couplet, therefore lunar 28 that night, Chen Hansheng bought many lucky characters to paste with the couplet reorganizes in the living room. 2005年2月7日,农历二十九,萧容鱼和陈汉升计划着这天帮孙教授贴对联,所以农历二十八的那天晚上,陈汉升买了很多福字贴和对联在客厅里整理。 beam Meijuan knows that this matter, she takes a look at the full room gaily colored colored paper saying: In that professor family/home is the villa, needs so many antithetical couplets.” 梁美娟知道这件事,她瞅着满屋子红红绿绿的彩纸说道:“那个教授家里是别墅吗,需要这么多对联。” „It is not, very ordinary small three occupy.” “不是,很普通的小三居。” Saying that Chen Hansheng does not lift. 陈汉升头也不抬的说道。 You buy so many to make anything, in our family/home has bought.” “那你买这么多做什么,我们家里已经买好了。” beam Meijuan is very gratified, the son knew finally considered itself. 梁美娟还挺欣慰的,儿子终于晓得考虑自家了。 „, This is not our family/home.” “哦,这不是我们家的。” Chen Hansheng points at left one stack saying: This is Shen You Chu, her mother-in-law and younger sisters came, small of old family members, I help paste an couplet, is not excessive.” 陈汉升指着左边一沓说道:“这是沈幼楚家的,她婆婆和妹妹都过来了,老的老小的小,我去帮忙贴个对联,不过分吧。” Good, is not excessive.” “・・・・・・好吧,不过分。” beam Meijuan nods, Shen Youchu does not have the means to return to the Port city to celebrate the Spring Festival together, Queen beam was guilty. 梁美娟点点头,沈幼楚没办法一起回港城过春节,梁太后心里本就愧疚。 The son helps paste an couplet, is not indeed excessive. 儿子去帮忙贴个对联,的确不过分。 These?” “这些呢?” beam Meijuan points at right one stack to ask: In your Uncle Xiao family/home has bought.” 梁美娟指着右边的一沓问道:“你萧叔叔家里早就买好了。” „, This is Zheng Guanti, she celebrates the new year in the Jianye apartment, pitiful.” “哦,这是郑观媞的,她一个人在建邺公寓过年,可怜巴巴的。” Chen Hansheng said: Others when almost your daughter-in-law, I helps paste an couplet, is not excessive.” 陈汉升说道:“人家差点当你儿媳妇,我去帮忙贴个对联,不过分吧。” Good, is not excessive.” “・・・・・・好吧,不过分。” beam Meijuan deeply inspires, she once imaginary Zheng Guanti became the daughter-in-law, although failed, but many a little sentiment. 梁美娟深吸一口气,她曾经假想郑观媞当自己儿媳,虽然失败了,不过多少有点感情。 The son helps paste an couplet, is not reluctantly excessive. 儿子去帮忙贴个对联,勉强不过分吧。 beam Meijuan a little could not control itself, the son of a bitch, in the family/home was really has not thought that that outside considered called a completeness. 只是梁美娟有点控制不住自己了,狗东西,家里真是一点没想到的,外面考虑的那叫一个周全。 „.” “叮铃铃。” Chen Hansheng does not know oneself sway in the coming under attack edge, after the cell phone made a sound, he put through. 陈汉升不知道自己就在挨打的边缘晃荡,手机响了以后,他就接通了。 Hey, Senior Brother Chen.” “喂,陈师兄。” Luo Xuan in saying that in the telephone cries: Parents divorced, in the family/home no one pasted the couplet, was quite lonely, can you help me in the next two days?” 罗璇在电话里哭哭啼啼的说道:“爸妈离婚了,家里没人贴对联了,好冷清啊,你明后天能来帮帮我吗?” Ok.” “行吧。” This is not the difficult matter, Chen Hansheng thinks to comply. 这也不是难事,陈汉升想了想答应了。 Raised the head to see that Queen beam is staring herself, Chen Hansheng shrugs the shoulders to explain: „A Junior Sister in school, the parents divorced, I help paste an couplet, is not excessive.” 一抬起头看到梁太后正瞪着自己,陈汉升耸耸肩膀解释道:“一个学校的师妹,人家父母离婚了,我去帮忙贴个对联,不过分吧。” Oh, is not excessive.” “噢,不过分。” beam Meijuan silent a meeting, suddenly points at the shoes cabinet saying: „Did I have to say before, after entering home , the shoes must suspend.” 梁美娟沉默了一会,突然指着鞋柜说道:“我以前有没有讲过,进家门后鞋子要摆起来。” Chen Hansheng takes a look, oneself sneakers scatter outside the shoes cabinet, he has not been serious completely: You put, makes much ado about nothing!” 陈汉升瞅了瞅,自己运动鞋散落在鞋柜外面,他完全没当一回事:“那你就放进去呗,大惊小怪的!” Makes much ado about nothing?” “大惊小怪?” beam Meijuan cold snort/hum, curls the sleeve to move toward the kitchen, when comes out again in the hand takes the rolling pin unexpectedly: Said that several can hear, the shoes must square!” 梁美娟冷哼一声,卷着袖子走向厨房,再出来时手里居然拿着擀面杖:“到底说几遍才能听得进去,鞋子一定要摆正!” Mother, do you want to do?” “妈,你要干嘛?” Chen Hansheng then does not realize wonderfully, hurries to run away crazily: I am the shoes have not suspended, you as for using such thick rolling pin hit me, father, help 陈汉升这才意识到不妙,赶紧疯狂逃窜:“我就是鞋子没摆好,你至于用这么粗的擀面杖打我啊,爸,救命啊・・・・・・” Yeah ~ “哎~” old Chen who is practicing calligraphy in the study room, for does not make the flames of war affect itself, unexpectedly „” a sound lock visits, but also sighing gently: Shoes are the minor matter, but your mother wants to hit your time, going out first to tread the right foot is the reason.” 正在书房练字的老陈,为了不让战火波及自己,居然“咯嘣”一声锁上门,还轻轻的叹道:“鞋子是小事,可你妈想打你的时候,出门先踏出右脚都是理由啊。” …… ・・・・・・
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