After the election at expiration of office terms of student association ended, new student association chairman Jiang Yuxuan and vice-president Chen Hansheng glory comes. 学生会的换届选举结束以后,新一任学生会主席姜宇轩和副主席陈汉升荣耀出炉。 „Minister Chen, should be President Chen, you must treat.” “陈部长,应该是陈主席,你得请客啊。” „Does not want school Xiaonanmen, the lowest standard is the big gear of Yiwu small commodity city!” “不要学校小南门,最低标准是义乌小商品城的大排档！” „Fourth Brother, does.” “四哥,搞起搞起。” …… ・・・・・・ The different student individualities are also different, the image in others eyes is also different, after Jiang Yuxuan becomes the student association chairmen, most people were only and he say one politely „congratulation”, that is all ; 不同学生个性也不一样,在别人眼里的形象也不同,姜宇轩成为学生会主席后,大部分人只是和他客气的说一声“恭喜”,也就仅此而已; That side Chen Hansheng, not only some institute external liaison department people make must treat, the student association of humanistic department also with having glory, Qi Wei leads one group of people to create a disturbance, 602 dormitories and classes and grades have the schoolmate to participate. 陈汉升那边,不仅院外联部有人闹着要请客,人文系的学生会也是与有荣焉,戚薇带着一帮人起哄,就连602宿舍和班级也有同学参加。 Chen Hansheng looks has 40-50 people, waves simply: „Eats to bake!” 陈汉升看着得有40-50人,索性一挥手:“吃烧烤！” An important goods person arrives at the Yiwu commodity city bustlingly, a these boss it seems like big business, is delivers the liquor water is sells at a discount, finally has the family/home BBQ restaurant to emerge, successfully left behind Chen Hansheng this group of people, sat six tables fully. 一大帮人熙熙攘攘来到义乌商品城,那些老板一看来大生意了,又是送酒水又是打折扣的,终于有家烧烤店脱颖而出,成功留下了陈汉升这帮人,整整坐了六桌。 That night Chen Hansheng drank much, there is Chen Tianyu, Qi Wei, sports department minister Wei army, the acquaintances of broadcasting station stationmaster valley shining these student associations ; Also there is business Yanyan, Nie Xiaoyu these to be the good friend schoolmate nature ; Dormitory roommate gold coin clear(ly) and Yang world high-grade. 当天晚上陈汉升喝了不少,既有陈添裕、戚薇、体育部部长魏军,广播站站长谷焕焕这些学生会的熟人;也有商妍妍、聂小雨这些属于好朋友同学性质的;还有宿舍室友金洋明、杨世超等等。 Naturally, Luo Xuan this fan younger sister must have. 当然,罗璇这种迷妹也是少不了的。 Middle desolate Rongyu telephones, but Chen Hansheng had not seen at that time, afterward outside prepared arrives returns dials, the small fish came an information. 中间萧容鱼打个电话过来,但是陈汉升当时没有看到,后来准备走到外面回拨的时候,小鱼儿又来了条信息。 „little Chen, I thought you.” “小陈,我想你了。” Shortly after Chen Hansheng estimates just began school, she somewhat thinks the parents, in addition this winter vacation want in the Port city, a lot of time mix up with her, the gathering of high school female student participated several times, therefore in the small fish emotion relies on. 陈汉升估计刚开学不久,她有些想父母,再加上这个寒假自己只要在港城,很多时间都和她混在一起,就连高中女生的同学聚会都参加了好几次,所以小鱼儿情感上非常依赖。 „Thinks me, should no important matter, wait to return to the dormitory to telephone again.” “只是想我,应该没什么大事,等回宿舍再打电话吧。” Some schoolmates carry the wine glass to walk just in time, Chen Hansheng held the cell phone in the pocket, continued lively drinking. 正巧又有同学端着酒杯走过来,陈汉升把手机揣在兜里了,继续热闹的喝酒。 However in the evening Chen Hansheng gets drunk directly, next morning will be awakened by Li Zhennan: „Brother Chen, had the breakfast, do you want to attend class?” 不过当晚陈汉升直接喝醉了,第二天早上还是被李圳南叫醒的:“陈哥,起来吃早餐了,你要去上课吗？” Chen Hansheng rubs the eye, while takes from the pillow the cell phone, a row has not answered the telephone. 陈汉升一边揉眼睛,一边把手机从枕头下面拿出来,一排的未接电话。 And 3 are Shen Youchu, 4 are desolate Rongyu, Nie Xiaoyu, presses down Nokia after * key unlocking, „ding” various information fly. 其中有三个是沈幼楚的,四个是萧容鱼的,聂小雨也有一个,按下诺基亚的“*”号键解锁后,“叮叮叮”的各种信息飞过来。 desolate Rongyu: little Chen, don't you return to the information oh? 萧容鱼:小陈,你怎么不回信息噢？ desolate Rongyu: Telephones not to meet, I want to speak the conversation with you, I thought the parents and paternal grandmother. 萧容鱼:打电话也不接,我想和你说会话,我想爸爸妈妈和奶奶了。 desolate Rongyu: You have the matter tonight, sees the information to remember the reply. 萧容鱼:你今晚有事吗,看到信息记得回复。 desolate Rongyu: Chen pig, the bastard, you do not answer the telephone intentionally! 萧容鱼:陈猪,混蛋,你故意不接电话！ desolate Rongyu: Has made your residence telephone, Chen pig, drinks also pays no attention to me! 萧容鱼:打过你们宿舍电话了,陈猪,喝酒也不理我！ …… ・・・・・・ Although Shen Youchu spoke is very shy, but sent the message not to affect, sent several news. 沈幼楚虽然说话很害羞,但是发短信不影响,也发了好几条讯息。 Shen Youchu: forest language said that you were elected the student association vice-president, many people went to the Yiwu commodity city to drink. 沈幼楚:林语说你当选为学生会副主席,许多人去义乌商品城喝酒了。 Shen Youchu: After going back, do I make your phone call to be good? 沈幼楚:回去后,我打你电话好不好？ Shen Youchu: It is cold, must drink many liquor not. 沈幼楚:天冷,莫要喝很多酒了。 Shen Youchu: I made your residence telephone, Li Zhennan said that you have rested, will good night, want me to give you to bring the breakfast tomorrow morning? 沈幼楚:我打了你们宿舍电话,李圳南说你已经休息了,晚安,明早要我给你带早餐吗？ …… ・・・・・・ : Your friend for your selection and broadcast XX songs, expressed his missing and blessing one time, please dial to listen to ; 133XXXXXXXX:您的朋友为您点播了一首XX歌曲,一次表达他的思念和祝福,请你拨打9XXXX收听; : I am Officer king of Su Chancellery notary public, congratulated your number to draw a prize-winning ticket in this drawing, the prize was sedan car one, valued at 88,000 Yuan, please bring oneself ID card and 750 Yuan handling charge comes to our place to receive an award ; 138XXXXXXXX:我是苏东省公证处的王警官,恭喜你的号码在本次抽奖活动中奖了,奖品是小轿车一部,价值8.8万元,请您带着本人身份证和750元手续费来我处领奖; : Your son in my hand, knows the limitation not to report to the police, according to my request does, otherwise the father kills one held for ransom. 158XXXXXXXX:你儿子在我手上,识相点别报警,按照我的要求做,不然老子就撕票。 …… ・・・・・・ „My son in your mother belly, fool.” “我儿子在你妈肚子里呢,傻逼。” Chen Hansheng scolded one, following three without doubt swindler, but now people precaution consciousness is too weak, therefore the swindler goes well repeatedly. 陈汉升骂了一句,后面三条无疑都的骗子,不过现在人们防范意识太弱了,所以骗子屡屡得手。 „What class is this morning?” “今天上午是什么课？” Chen Hansheng asked. 陈汉升问道。 „PC class.” “微机课。” The gold coin bright that side also got out of bed, takes up the steamed stuffed bun to eat conveniently: „old Yang, Brother Guo, you get up quickly, went to the engine room local area network to hit CS together.” 金洋明那边也下床了,随手拿起包子就吃起来:“老杨,郭哥,你们赶快起来,一起去机房局域网打CS了。” As soon as Chen Hansheng listened is the PC class does not want to sleep, decisive getting out of bed washing, to the school hours, 602 dormitory several big diamond ran shortly quickly hurriedly to the classroom building. 陈汉升一听是微机课也就不想睡觉了,果断的起床洗漱,眼看快到上课时间了,602宿舍几大金刚才匆匆忙忙跑向教学楼。 Half-way time, Li Zhennan drew under Chen Hansheng clothes quietly. 半道的时候,李圳南悄悄拉了下陈汉升衣服。 „Brother Chen, two female students made the residence telephone to look for you last night simultaneously, one is Shen Youchu, does not know that is.” “陈哥,昨晚有两个女生同时打宿舍电话找你,一个是沈幼楚,还有一个不知道是谁。” „Oh, how did you say?” “噢,你怎么说的？” Chen Hansheng slight nod. 陈汉升微微点头。 „I said that you treated with courtesy to get drunk, is resting on the bed, asking them to feel relieved.” “我说你应酬喝醉了,正在床上休息,请她们放心。” Li Zhennan pushed the eyeglasses, saying of sincere. 李圳南推了推眼镜,实诚的说道。 „Good.” “不错。” Chen Hansheng pats Li Zhennan shoulder, so long as the person on one's own side in the dormitory, they can feel relieved. 陈汉升拍拍李圳南肩膀,只要自己人在宿舍,那她们就可以放心了。 „Southern Arab League.” “阿南。” Chen Hansheng thinks, suddenly called one. 陈汉升想了想,突然叫了一声。 Li Zhennan has turned the head: „Brother Chen?” 李圳南转过头:“陈哥？” „Later has this situation, you all said like this, no matter I in dormitory.” “以后再有这种情况,你一律都这样说,不管我在不在宿舍。” „Knew, Brother Chen.” “知道了,陈哥。” …… ・・・・・・ The PC class teacher is the middle-aged person of few hair, he also knows on these university students the PC class to play the computer free, but does not care very much, is only the simple reminder: „Computer first-level certificate you, if cannot attain, possibly is influential to the graduation.” 微机课老师是个少量头发的中年人,他心里也知道这些大学生上微机课就是免费玩电脑的,不过也不是很在意,只是简单的提醒道:“计算机一级证书你们要是拿不到,可能对毕业有影响。” The computer first-level certificate is actually only simple office and word operation, moreover is the choice question, basically does not have the solid exercise, has no gold content in Chen Hansheng opinion this certificate completely. 计算机一级证书其实只是简单的office和word操作,而且全是选择题,基本没有实操,在陈汉升看来这证书完全没什么含金量。 However considering the present computer is not popular, therefore a PC class teacher such saying, the Duke manages two classes at least half of people switched off the homepage news, starts to listen earnestly. 不过考虑到现在电脑不怎么普及,所以微机课老师这样一说,公管二班至少有一半人都关掉了网页新闻,开始认真听讲。 The Shen Youchu small face is tight, before she who collapses goes to college, has not traced the computer, therefore has the pressure on the test of computer class very much. 沈幼楚小脸更是崩的紧紧的,她上大学前就没摸过电脑,所以对计算机类的考试很有压力。 Chen Hansheng grins to smile, the pulling out cell phone that touches quietly calls desolate Rongyu. 陈汉升咧嘴笑了笑,悄摸的掏出手机给萧容鱼打个电话。 „After honk toot toot” three, the telephone puts through, desolate Rongyu is clear, but had the mood sound to pass on very much: „Hey, does?” “嘟嘟嘟”三声以后,电话接通,萧容鱼清脆但是很有情绪的声音传了过来:“喂,干嘛？” „Such icy what makes?” “这么冷冰冰的做什么？” Chen Hansheng is laughing and playing was saying: „Yesterday evening I drank, the cell phone placed in the pocket not to see.” 陈汉升嬉笑着说道:“昨天晚上我喝多了,手机放在兜里没看到。” That side the telephone small fish did not speak, it is estimated that also in vitality/angry. 电话那边的小鱼儿不吭声,估计还在生气。 desolate Rongyu this kind of girl, because without meeting telephone vitality/angry, how to smooth in her heart small willful? 萧容鱼这类女孩,因为没有接电话生气的时候,如何抚平她心中的小任性呢？ First, must first explain the reason, no matter lies also well, is the fact, certainly must have a reason, moreover best is the right reason, arranges also arranges one to come out ; 第一,首先要解释原因,不管是撒谎也好,还是客观事实,肯定要有个缘由的,而且最好是正当的理由,编也编一个出来; Second, cannot be irritated, the reason that desolate Rongyu is angry is not only Chen Hansheng has not answered the telephone, there are worried about his security ; 第二,情绪不能急躁,萧容鱼生气的原因既是陈汉升没接电话,也有担心他的安全; Third, according to the opposite party personality, satisfies a small desire. 第三,根据对方性格特点,满足一个小愿望。 Fourth and ensure no longer makes mistakes similarly. 第四,保证不再类似犯错。 Saw that desolate Rongyu did not speak, Chen Hansheng thought little. 看到萧容鱼不说话,陈汉升不以为意。 So long as she also answers the telephone, this explained an issue, although she was not happy, may wait for Chen Hansheng to explain. 只要她还接电话,这就说明一个问题,她虽然不高兴,可还是等着陈汉升解释。 Therefore, Chen Hansheng was elected as the vice-president to start, one group of friends to create an uproar from oneself to treat and get drunk to return to the dormitory to sleep finally to forget the telephone. 所以,陈汉升就从自己当选副主席开始、一帮朋友哄闹请客、最终喝醉回宿舍睡觉忘记回电话了。 „Since I have been the wealth institute was established the youngest institute student association vice-president, therefore everyone is warm.” “我是财院成立以来最年轻的院学生会副主席,所以大家就热情一点。” Chen Hansheng apologized earnestly: „Sorry, this, watches a movie in the weekend together, I asked you to eat the dessert again, later ensure no longer made this kind of mistake.” 陈汉升认真的道歉:“对不起啦,这样吧,周末一起去看个电影,我再请你吃甜点,以后保证不再犯这类错误了。” „Being elected as student association vice-president” was the warrant, „weekend watched the movie to eat dessert” is the desolate Rongyu small desire, in addition Chen Hansheng tone relaxed throughout, and ensure „next time will no longer violate”, four conditions satisfied completely, desolate Rongyu opened the mouth finally. “当选学生会副主席”是正当理由,“周末看电影吃甜点”是萧容鱼的小愿望,再加上陈汉升语气始终缓和,并保证“下次不再犯”,四个条件全部满足,萧容鱼终于开口了。 „Snort, you can first give me the reply breath, I must take taxi last night.” “哼,那你可以先给我回个信息啊,我昨晚都要打车过去了。” A desolate Rongyu opens the mouth, Chen Hansheng knows that she was mad has disappeared. 萧容鱼一开口,陈汉升就知道她气已经消了。 „Sorry, next time will certainly first report.” “对不起对不起,下次一定先汇报。” „Do not forget, this week must lead me to watch the movie.” “那你别忘记,这周要带我去看电影哦。” „Certainly certain.” “一定一定。” „little Chen, I went back to attend class, in the evening telephoned.” “小陈,那我回去上课了,晚上打电话。” Chen Hansheng only knows when desolate Rongyu attended class comes out to answer the telephone. 陈汉升这才知道萧容鱼是上课时出来接电话的。 The small fish actually is also a study tyrant, she is willing to attend class to answer the telephone, definitely is also hopes that this telephone was very long. 小鱼儿其实也是个学霸,她愿意上课接电话,肯定也是盼这个电话很久了。 desolate Rongyu returns to the seat, the poem poem asked in side low voice: „What matter is so happy, in the morning gets up also angrily, a Chen Hansheng telephone fires off, was immediately happy.” 萧容鱼回到座位上,边诗诗在旁边小声问道:“什么事这么开心,早上起来还气鼓鼓的,陈汉升一个电话打完,马上就开心了。” „little Chen was elected as the institute student association vice-presidents.” “小陈当选院学生会副主席了。” On desolate Rongyu face is very proud: „Youngest institute student association vice-presidents.” 萧容鱼脸上很自豪:“最年轻的院学生会副主席哦。” …… ・・・・・・ ( Vol. 3 „looked that tall building flat land gets up, is willing to have years to be possible then”, this volume has big transition, pure campus hit the face to install to compel to waste this book style, old willow must unearth a deeper thing, asked respectfully anticipation, sought ticket and genuine support.) (第三卷“看那高楼平地起,愿有岁月可回头”,这一卷有大转折,单纯的校园打脸装逼浪费了这本书的格调,老柳要挖掘更深的东西,敬请期待,求票和正版支持。)