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#140: The QQ signature is really the good thing


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Damn!” “操!” old desolate is staring the eye of blushing, is surprised: What did you call me?” 老萧瞪着发红的眼睛,一脸吃惊:“你叫我什么?” Father.” “爸爸啊。” Chen Hansheng's indifferent saying: Asked your father me not to suffer a loss, you were glad I to call several, the father, you helped urge the small fish, do not let her regenerate me air/Qi.” 陈汉升无所谓的说道:“叫你爸我又不吃亏,你乐意我就叫几句,爸,你帮着劝劝小鱼儿呗,别让她再生我气了。” I “我・・・・・・” old desolate heart said that a Chen Zhaojun sincere honest and good-natured person, how gives birth to such a bold rascal. 老萧心说陈兆军多厚道的一个老实人,怎么生出这么一个没脸没皮的无赖啊。 Chen Hansheng said right, he asked old desolate father indeed to owe does not eat, but also took completely the advantage. 陈汉升说的没错,他叫老萧“爸爸”的确是一点亏不吃,还占尽了便宜。 Because desolate on a little fish unmarried girl, this collects grandly simply hardly is becoming the son-in-law. 因为萧宏伟就小鱼儿一个闺女,这简直就是硬凑着当女婿啊。 old desolate thought how this can comply, now Chen Hansheng is fickle, what to do later may, but another falls into Chen Hansheng at present carelessly snare, old desolate looks at the look that Chen Hansheng anticipates, squish on a lying table fell asleep simply. 老萧心想这怎么能答应,现在陈汉升就朝三暮四的,以后可怎么办,但是眼下又一个不慎落入陈汉升的“圈套”里,老萧看着陈汉升期待的眼神,干脆“吧唧”一声趴桌上睡着了。 Chen Hansheng looked was anxious, where had such brazen. 陈汉升一看就急了,哪有这样赖皮的。 Uncle Xiao, do not install to be drunk.” “萧叔,你别装醉啊。” Wheezing.” “呼噜噜。” Father, just reached an agreement to help urge, I know that you continue such alcohol capacity.” “爸,刚刚说好帮着劝劝的,我知道你不止这么点酒量。” Wheezing.” “呼噜噜。” „!” “靠!” …… ・・・・・・ old desolate iron core pretends to be sleeping, Chen Hansheng heart said that the middle-aged greasy man spoke really does not turn out as said that this did not bully our younger generation honest and good-natured people. 老萧是铁了心装睡,陈汉升心说中年油腻男人说话真不算话,这不是欺负我们晚辈老实人嘛。 But, no matter old desolate really rests the false alcoholic intoxication, Chen Hansheng cannot this go home directly, he first carries to arrive on the bedroom bed old desolate, takes off the shoes for him, covers the quilt, turns on the air conditioning, outside going the raising one's wine cup table sweep trace, refrains from speaking perspiration to leave. 可是呢,不管老萧是真的睡还是假的醉酒,陈汉升都不能就这样直接回家,他先把老萧背到卧室床上,替他脱掉鞋子,盖上被子,打开空调,又去外面把酒桌收拾干净,闷着一头汗才离开。 Hears burglar-proof door bang desolate Hongwei who a sound of closure, has had the snoring sits immediately. 听到防盗门“嘭”的一声关闭的声音,一直打呼噜的萧宏伟马上坐起来。 This son of a bitch also is really sly, the facial skin is thick, was not slightly careful falls in the pit, no wonder the small fish coaxed to him is completely muddled.” “这狗东西的也真是狡猾,脸皮还厚,稍微不小心就掉坑里了,难怪小鱼儿给他哄得晕头转向。” desolate Hongwei sits in the bedside thought aloud: Good father responded that is not slow, pretended to get drunk to support actually.” 萧宏伟坐在床边自言自语:“还好老子反应也不慢,硬是假装喝醉撑过去了。” old desolate thinks, the heart said I must call to remind the small fish, this boy has not convinced me, next possibly on direct pointing small fish. 老萧想了想,心说我得打个电话提醒小鱼儿,这小子没说服我,下一回可能就直接瞄准小鱼儿了。 He arrives at the living room to prepare to telephone, suddenly outside sees the neat clean living room, but also the intimate opening window disperses the taste well ventilated, in the pot soaked was just making the good hot tea. 他走到客厅准备打电话,突然看到外面整齐干净的客厅,还贴心的打开窗户通风散味,壶里泡着刚刚煮好的热茶。 old desolate sipped the Hangzhou white green tea of curling delicate fragrance, remembers Chen Hansheng called himself father time, some oneself nerve jumped suddenly. 老萧抿了口袅袅清香的杭白绿茶,想起陈汉升叫自己“爸”的时候,自己某根神经突然跳了一下。 Unpromising, small fish 20 ages, you are thinking became the grandfather!” “没出息,小鱼儿才20虚岁,你就想着当外公了!” desolate Hongwei scolded one, but also puts down the plane microphone, stares at the crystal chandelier to be in a daze on the sofa supinely. 萧宏伟骂了一句,不过也放下座机话筒,仰在沙发上盯着水晶吊灯发呆。 After Chen Hansheng goes home, son who beam Meijuan sees the whole body liquor air/Qi, loves dearly. 陈汉升回家后,梁美娟看到满身酒气的儿子,也是心疼。 Was not really good calls to apologize is OK, why must come back.” “实在不行打个电话道歉就可以了嘛,为什么一定要回来。” Chen Zhaojun but actually: the hot water hands over the cup He comes back more meaningful personally, this was equivalent carried a rod and asked for punishment, our family/home not seeking fame riches and honor, were however straight in Port city small place back forever.” 陈兆军倒了杯热水递过来:“他亲自回来更有意义,这相当于负荆请罪了,我们家不求闻达富贵,但是在港城这块小地方脊梁永远都要直的。” beam Meijuan knew perfectly well what the husband said is correct, may complain: That does not need to drink, another day will bump into old desolate I to say him, did the child apologize you to fill with the liquor?” 梁美娟明知丈夫说的是正确的,可还是抱怨道:“那也不用喝酒啊,改天碰到老萧我一定要说说他,孩子去道歉你就用酒来灌?” Ok.” “算了。” old Chen beckons with the hand: Next time will bump into old desolate again, I will not think that is owing him.” 老陈摆摆手:“下次再碰到老萧,我也不会觉得欠着他了。” beam Meijuan can only say to Chen Hansheng: You first take a bath, I boil a sobering up cooking liquor to you.” 梁美娟只能对陈汉升说道:“那你先洗个澡,我给你煮点解酒的汤汁。” Chen Hansheng takes a bath, wears the big underpants to lie on the bed upturns met the cartoon, beam Meijuan wore the apron to walk. 陈汉升洗完澡,穿着大裤衩躺在床上翻了会漫画,梁美娟穿着围裙走进来了。 Since you chose little Shen, that is together with her well, her appearance is good, the character is also good, I am very satisfied.” beam Meijuan sits on the sides of the bed said. “既然你选择了小沈,那就和她好好相处,她样貌好,性格也好,我是挺满意的。”梁美娟坐在床沿上说道。 Chen Hansheng blinks: Mother, who said that I chose Shen Youchu, between I and small fish am a misunderstanding, untying was good.” 陈汉升眨眨眼睛:“妈,谁说我选择了沈幼楚,我和小鱼儿之间就是一点误会而已,解开就好了。” What do you mean?” “什么意思?” beam Meijuan has not understood what is heard: Gathers you also to harass others?” 梁美娟没听明白:“合着你还要去骚扰人家?” Was too coarse with the harassment.” “用骚扰太难听了吧。” Chen Hansheng said: We are the schoolmate relate, visit to have what wrong.” 陈汉升说道:“我们是同学关系,拜访一下有什么错。” beam Meijuan looks earnestly own son, a few words did not say. 梁美娟认真看着自己儿子,一句话不说出去了。 Partly after making a sound, does Chen Hansheng remember the sobering up soup that reaches an agreement? 半响后,陈汉升想起说好的醒酒汤呢? Mother, cooking liquor of sobering up?” “妈,醒酒的汤汁呢?” Poured!” “倒了!” …… ・・・・・・ Chen Hansheng summer vacation has not gone home, this time stays for several days on the preparation, but he runs most was the Internet cafe. 陈汉升一个暑假都没回家,这次就准备多呆几天,不过他跑的最多的就是网吧了。 He first borrows a camera to go to that piece of rape to photograph specially, then changes into the picture of rape place own QQ head picture, writes „the towerman in wheat field in the QQ signature. 他先是专门借个相机去那片油菜地拍了照,然后把自己QQ头像换成油菜地的照片,又在QQ签名上写着“麦田里的守望者”。 Properly speaking this suggestion is enough, this voiced the feelings that oneself waited, when he gave desolate Rongyu sent the information, received the cold reception. 按理说这种暗示已经足够了,这就表达自己等待的心情,不过当他给萧容鱼发信息的时候,还是受到了冷遇。 Chen Yingjun: Smile. 陈英俊:笑脸。 Hid in the seabed spat fish that froth was just also shining the head picture immediately grey. “躲在海底吐泡泡的鱼”刚刚还亮着的头像马上灰了。 Such real?” “这么真实的吗?” Chen Hansheng whispered: This how long, the surface did not see, the telephone does not meet, QQ does not return to the information.” 陈汉升嘀咕一句:“这都多久了,面也不见,电话也不接,QQ也不回信息。” Really is too not my student association vice-presidents, the Youth Corps Committee cadres and school healthy, studious, and helpful student and Jiangling District ten Jiada students, the Jianye excellent student, the Su Chancellery university students'innovative undertaking pivot man paid attention.” “真是太不把我这学生会副主席、团委干部、校三好学生、江陵区十佳大学生,建邺市优秀大学生,苏东省大学生创业标兵放在眼里了。” However, next day on Chen Hansheng the QQ understanding school express embraces the situation of receiving, looked at one to hide in fish that the seabed spat the froth accidentally, discovered that her signature also changed. 不过,第二天陈汉升上QQ了解学校快递揽收的情况,无意中看了一眼“躲在海底吐泡泡的鱼”,发现她的签名也改了。 Likes ; 喜欢呀; Is the cool breeze ; 是清风; Is the morning dew ; 是朝露; Is the cheeks is red ; 是脸颊红红; In 10.01 million people cannot install other again. 是千万万人里再也装不下其他。 This should be correspondence „the towerman in wheat field, Chen Hansheng is thinking in 10.01 million people cannot install other again these words, thinks the small fish forever that proud. 这应该是对应“麦田里的守望者”,陈汉升想着“千万万人里再也装不下其他”这句话,心想小鱼儿永远是那么的骄傲。 He immediately „the towerman in wheat field the signature changed, some meanings transmitted to the line. 他马上就把“麦田里的守望者”的签名改了,有些意思传达到就行了。 Two days must speak at the new student/life congress, but always do not calm down at heart, were too intense.” “过两天要在新生大会上发言,可心里老是静不下来,实在太紧张了。” After changing this to sign, Chen Hansheng played silently met «West Boast roaming», just killed in Donghai Fishing Village wildly strange, king Zibo the information came. 改完这句签名以后,陈汉升默默玩了会《大话西游》,刚在东海渔村杀了会野怪,王梓博的信息就来了。 Your how long has not played this to play, now is «Reason Decides Three Living» material pieces.” “你都多久没玩这游戏了,现在已经是《缘定三生》的资料片了。” I in the Port city, played casually will get off an aircraft, did you and other yellow Hui return to the information in the Internet cafe?” “我在港城,随便玩会就下机了,你又在网吧等黄慧回信息?” No, the roommate recommended cartoon «Pirate Luff», I have a look.” “没有,室友推荐了一部漫画《海盗鲁夫》,我过来看看。” Chen Hansheng thought that «Pirate Luff» was afterward «Pirate King», does not know that this was the name that which place translated, therefore returned said: Ok, you looked that I will have free time the immortal rather to ask you to play next week.” 陈汉升心想《海盗鲁夫》就是后来的《海贼王》吧,也不知道这是哪个地方译过来的名字,于是回道:“行,那你看吧,我下周有空去仙宁找你玩。” king Zibo returns after a while said: little Chen you may be too realistic, I study for a year in immortal Ningxia University City, you overflowed to come to see me obstinately, the small fish begins school here does not have one week, you flustered coming.” 王梓博过了一会回道:“小陈你可太现实了,我在仙宁大学城读书一年,你愣是没过来看我,小鱼儿在这里开学都没一周,你就急吼吼的过来。” This is not the idle talk.” “这不是废话嘛。” Chen Hansheng prepares to pay up to get off an aircraft, but discovered hides in fish that the seabed spits the froth QQ signed also changes. 陈汉升准备结账下机,不过发现“躲在海底吐泡泡的鱼”的QQ签名也改了。 Come on!” “加油!” After Chen Hansheng sees, suddenly feels very happy, the obviously small fish is comforting itself very much about the new student/life speech tense matter. 陈汉升看见后,突然觉得很开心,很明显小鱼儿在安慰自己关于新生大会发言紧张的事了。 Thanks.” “谢谢。” Chen Hansheng changes to thanks the signature, will wait for one to discover has not responded, he paid up to get off an aircraft directly. 陈汉升又把签名改成感谢,等了一会发现没有回应,他直接结账下机了。 Until the after QQ head picture of Chen Yingjun grow darks, hides in fish that the seabed spits the froth the signature turns is impolite.” 直到“陈英俊”的QQ头像变黑以后,“躲在海底吐泡泡的鱼”的签名才变成“不客气。” Chen Hansheng returned to the school at home in a while, after all promised Chen Tianyu to speak. 陈汉升在家没过多久又返回学校了,毕竟答应了陈添裕要演讲。 Institute student association chairman Chen Tianyu represented the black long pass/test Shuman opinion to a certain extent, Chen Hansheng now cowboy of little Teacher pass/test, must therefore obey the instruction, after all his desire is to become under pass/test Shuman the skirt the heaviest cowboy. 院学生会主席陈添裕一定程度上代表了黑长直关淑曼的意见,陈汉升现在还是小关老师的马仔,所以还是要听从吩咐的,毕竟他的愿望就是成为关淑曼裙下咖位最重的马仔。 Couple of days ago of new student/life congress, Chen Tianyu brought the speech and clothing. 新生大会的前两天,陈添裕把讲话稿和服装拿过来。 Because the new student/life congress in the morning of official military training, all students must wear the military training clothing/taking at that time, for the consolidation form, Chen Hansheng must put on. 因为新生大会就在正式军训的上午,那时所有大一学生都要穿着军训服,为了统一格式,陈汉升也要穿着。 „The person who this type of extremely fat coverall, depends on my tall Yanzhi kept up appearances.” “这种臃肿的套装,就靠我这种高颜值的人撑场面了。” Chen Hansheng tries the clothes, while said grinningly. 陈汉升一边试衣服,一边笑嘻嘻说道。 „Is is, after wealth institute, keeps up appearances by you.” “是是是,财院以后都靠你撑场面呢。” Chen Tianyu is very helpless: Hurries the familiar under draft, having a look at inside to have anything to live the rare word not to know that also does not know how the school thinks, made six branches hang five branch big shot speech speeches unexpectedly.” 陈添裕很无奈:“赶紧熟悉下稿子吧,看看里面有没有什么生僻字不认识的,也不知道学校怎么想的,居然让一个六科挂了五科的大佬演讲发言。” …… ・・・・・・
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