您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节!«High schoolLate1000Reason»thisbookLiu Changanhave not written, but«1000Cause of deathLiu Changan of Smallfairy maidenSkirt» the interesthas a little wantedfirstto practiceto writeagain.
《高中迟到的一千个理由》这本书刘长安没有写过,不过《小仙女裙子的一千种死法》刘长安已经有点兴趣想先实践再写出来了。After allif the high schoolthreeyearsare notmake up for a missed lesson, the school hoursaltogetherdid not have1000days, thenwant1000reasons, basicallywantto be lateevery morning, but must add on other timesto attend classto be late, must the reasonbe each time different, even ifLiu Changan, mustachievethisdegree, is a little still difficult.
毕竟高中三年如果不算补课,总共的上课时间还没有一千天,那么要有一千个理由的话,基本上就要每天早上都迟到,还要加上一些其他时间段上课迟到,要每次理由都不同的话,即便是刘长安,要做到这种程度,也有点困难。ButZhu Juntangsmallskirt1000, enact the cause of deathabsolutelyincessantlyslowly, probablyisonea littlechallengesalso very interestingmatter.
可是竹君棠的小裙子绝对不止一千条,慢慢炮制死法,好像还是一件有点挑战也十分有趣的事情。Naturally, necessarymatchingis the Zhu Juntangrendingpitiful yellalsohas the tearsnasal mucustogetherclass/flowexpression, is pleasantandinteresting, as well ashas the power that continued.
当然,必要的搭配是竹君棠撕心裂肺的惨叫还有眼泪鼻涕一起流的表情,才让人赏心悦目而充满乐趣,以及拥有了继续下去的动力。CouldchangeZhu Juntangto think that wears the satisfactoryskirtis the fairy maidencognition, makingherideologicalpositivecorrectreturnrealityalsobe ableto know, wantsto comesome dayherto awakenoneselfonceto immersein the smallskirtandoneselfquicklyis the fairy maidendayis very stupid, will also be full of the gratituderegarding the Liu Changanactions.
说不定能够改变竹君棠认为穿着美美的裙子就是仙女的认知,让她的思想积极正确回归现实也未可知,想来有朝一日她幡然醒悟自己曾经沉醉于小裙子和自己是仙女的日子十分愚蠢,对于刘长安的所作所为也会充满感激。Such thought that Liu Changanshowed the smilefacingQin Yanan.
这样的念头过去,刘长安面对秦雅南露出了笑容。„Iguess that...... probably...... perhaps...... the estimateisthis.”Qin Yanansomewhatis slightly awkward, can thispersoncontain, orinstallsmuddled? Howeverhehad not definitely guessed correctly,shedid not have very strong desire, isZhu Juntangencourages...... hernot to planto betrayZhu Juntang.
“我猜……大概……也许……估计就是这样。”秦雅南略微有些尴尬,这个人能不能含蓄点,或者装一下糊涂呢?不过他肯定没有猜到,她原本没有很强烈的欲望,都是竹君棠的鼓励……她不打算出卖竹君棠。„Guy Debordsaidinitscelebrated work«The Society of the Spectacle»: Producesin the middle of the omnipresentsocietyin the modern age, the lifeshowsfor the hugestack of landscape, alldirectexistences, transformsis a representation.” After Liu Changanshortponder, looked forone a reply.
“居伊·德波在其名作《景观社会》中说:在现代生产无所不在的社会当中,生活本身展现为景观的巨大堆积,所有的直接存在,都转化为一个表象。”刘长安短暂的思考后找一个了一个回答。„What do youwantto say?”Qin Yanandid not express that awkwardlysimplyhas not understood what is heardheactually to sayanything.
“你想说什么?”秦雅南并不尴尬地表示根本没有听明白他到底想说什么。„Meaning, the womanregardingoneselfallbeautification, canregard asto compile the virtualfalse appearanceorissurface layer the creation the production process in perfectsocial system.”
“意思就是说,女人对于自己所有的美化事件,都可以看做编造虚拟假象又或者说是创造表层完美的社会体系中的生产过程。”„Is straightforward.”
“再直白一点。”„Superficial.”
“肤浅。”Qin Yananadmires, „meaning that a simplestdailyphrasecanexpress, youpulled a Frenchdirectorbody.”秦雅南十分佩服,“一个最简单的日常词组可以表达的意思,你扯到了一名法国导演身上。”„Ifat any time, wanted the simpledailyphraseenough, whatsignificance the languageprogress of humanalsodid have? Does the literary creation of human have whatsignificance? Idid not say how to appearmeto be learned and accomplished? Youmustknow, the creator and commentator of manyliterary work, liketellingitsmajor impactandsignificance...... in fact, mosttimes, Imeanmosttimes, theseworks are usedto promoteyourlanguage the charm.”Liu Changangives an example, „for example, in the situation of samebeautystature, can the female student who «Guwen Guanzhi»knows by heart, will only speak«OverbearingPresidentAbdomenBlackLovely wifeTo sprout the female student who the BabyplotadvancestoyouDull».”
“如果在任何时刻,都只要简单的日常词组就够了,人类的语言进步又有什么意义呢?人类的文学创作又有何意义呢?我不这么说,怎么显得我博学多才呢?你要知道,很多文学作品的创作者和评论者,都喜欢讲述它的重大影响和意义……事实上,绝大多数时候,我是说绝大多数时候,这些作品就是用来提升你语言的魅力而已。”刘长安举了个例子,“例如,在同等姿色身材的情况下啊,一个能够把《古文观止》倒背如流的女生,一个只会跟你讲《霸道总裁腹黑娇妻呆萌宝宝》剧情推进的女生。”Example that Liu Changancites a reallysohisviewpointreallytofeeling, butQin Yananknows that heis sayingcasually.刘长安举的例子给人一种果然如此他的观点真对的感觉,可是秦雅南知道他只是在随便说说而已。For exampleQin Yanancannotknows by heartalthough«Guwen Guanzhi», butsomeclassicsor the impressionsare very profound, butshebelieves that An Nuanwill lookabsolutely«OverbearingPresidentAbdomenBlackLovely wifeMoeBabythistype of bookDull», even ifAn Nuanwill not only readthistype of book.
例如秦雅南尽管不能把《古文观止》倒背如流,但是一些经典还是印象很深刻的,可是她相信安暖绝对会看《霸道总裁腹黑娇妻呆萌宝宝》这种书,即便安暖不会只看这种书。„The situation of samebeautyandinstature, can the female student who «Guwen Guanzhi»knows by heart, Ithought that atherintelligence quotient and depth, does not needto recitesuchclassicsto enhance the charm, shepossiblyexcels at the abilities in otheraspects, can therefore know by heart«Guwen Guanzhi», is onlyherhobby, tonot promoteoneself the beauty of language.”Qin YananmustopposeLiu Changan.
“同等姿色和身材的情况下,一个能够把《古文观止》倒背如流的女生,我觉得以她的智商和深度,并不需要去背诵这样的经典来提升魅力了,她可能更擅长其他方面的才能,所以说能够倒背如流《古文观止》,只是她的爱好,并非是为了提升自己的语言的美丽。”秦雅南还是要反对刘长安。„Isaidmosttimes. Iusethisword, topreventyoursuchbarfineandmybar, but the baressenceis the baressence, shelooks but not seemypremise.”Liu Changanregretsveryshakes the head, smiles, „howto havesuchattractivebaressence, looksis attractive, thenfelt that somewhatis lovable.”
“我说了绝大多数时候。我用这种词,就是为了防止你这样的杠精和我杠,可是杠精就是杠精,她对我的前提视而不见。”刘长安十分惋惜地摇了摇头,又笑了笑,“不过怎么会有这么好看的杠精呢,长得好看,那么感觉就还有些可爱。”Althoughhislookliketeasingchild, butQin Yanana littleacts with constraintproudly, the facial expressionthensomewhatshyly, looks at the frontroad surfaceearnestly, revealsas far as possibleto the look that thispraisebecomes accustomed, ifafter all the lookis a praise, shehas seenalmosteveryman, will praiseherheadhair and footnailcomes up.
尽管他的眼神就像逗小孩一样,可是秦雅南还是有点儿矜持地骄傲,神情便有些羞涩,认真地看着前方的路面,尽量流露出对这种夸赞习以为常的神色来,毕竟如果眼神是一种夸赞的话,她所见过的几乎每一个男人,都会夸赞到她的头发丝和脚指甲上去了。Thought of the footnail, Qin Yananunderstood, Liu Changantalked at randomin the shifttopic, did not makeherdirectlypropose that lethimonherfootnail.
想到脚指甲,秦雅南明白了,刘长安东拉西扯就是在转移话题,不让她直接提出让他在她的脚指甲上。Does not raisedoes not raise, butQin Yanangavehimoneselfto understand clearlyinchest/heartto be then reluctant, sufferingexpression.
不提就不提吧,不过秦雅南还是给了他一个自己了然于胸然后不情不愿,略带委屈的表情。
The vehiclearrives athilltop, Liu Changanstillraises the cooking oilmoon caketo go upstairs, „byyourpresentphysique, shouldvigorous and healthysuch as the cow, takes200jin (0.5 kg)thingto go upstairs, an issuedoes not have.”
车子开到山顶,刘长安依然提着粮油月饼上楼,“以你现在的体质,应该健壮如牛吧,提着两百斤的东西上楼,一点问题也没有。”„Your familyAn Nuanand can't youin the same place, sheturn the bottle cap?”
“你家安暖和你在一起的时候,她连瓶盖都扭不开吧?”„Reasonable.”
“有道理。”„Moreoverdo not praise a miss of smallwaistvigorously and healthilylike the cow.”
“而且不要夸一个小蛮腰的姑娘健壮如牛。”„Good, that...... Mt. Liba is the air/Qiunparalleled?”
“好吧,那……力拔山兮气盖世?”„This is really a more appropriateanalogy!”Qin Yananacceptedprobablyvery muchhappily.
“这真是一个更合适的比喻啊!”秦雅南好像很高兴地接受了。Qin Yananchanged a open-toeslipper, the cleanpinkfootnailwas very attractive, sitsin the Liu Changanopposite.秦雅南换了一双露趾拖鞋,干干净净的粉红色脚指甲十分好看,坐在了刘长安的对面。„Ihave thoughtyoucanwithmesay...... previoustimemeets the An Nuanmatterinyour family.”Actuallyis also all right, oneselfandAn Nuan are quite polite, oneselfhas not spokento satirizeAn Nuan, sheunderstands a factin other words, quarrelledas forafterwardAn NuanandLiu Changan...... thinks that was not bigwith the oneselfrelations, Qin Yanansomewhatlooked atLiu Changanslightlyafraid.
“我一直以为你会和我说……上次在你家遇见安暖的事情。”其实也没什么事吧,自己和安暖都还比较客气,自己也没有出言讽刺安暖,她就是说明了一件客观事实而已,至于后来安暖和刘长安吵架……想必和自己关系不大,秦雅南略微有些心虚地看了一眼刘长安。Thismattercanslightlycrossdoes not raise, butQin Yananwantsto know the respect of tacit understandingandbottom line that under the Liu Changanattitude, among people are together, notformsundersuchprobe and communication?
这个事情本来是可以略过不提的,但是秦雅南还是想知道下刘长安的态度,人与人之间相处的默契与底线的尊重,难道不都是在这样的试探和沟通下形成的吗?„Don't even go there, thismatteryounotwrong, shenotwrong, Inotwrong.”Liu Changanhas roaredAn Nuan, butis not modestfor the keysay/way.
“没什么好说的,这件事情你没有错,她也没有错,我也没有错。”刘长安去哄过安暖,但是没有为钥匙道谦。„Good.”Qin Yananis somewhat surprised.
“好吧。”秦雅南有些意外。„A lotareso, the discussiontowrongandis not meaningful.”
“很多事情就是如此,讨论对错并没有什么意义。”„Why can youtear to pieces the Zhu Juntangsilk stockingsafterward?”Qin Yanancannot bearwantto smile, thismatterZhu Juntangfeelsprobablysomewhatdisgraced, has not toldQin Yananon own initiative, looks forZhu JuntanguntilQin Yanan, shediscovered that Zhu Juntangis puttingroom of skirttoherunexpectedlyin additionfrequentlyonlyin the safefront door that treasuryplacecansee.
“那你后来为什么要撕烂竹君棠的丝袜?”秦雅南忍不住想笑,这件事情竹君棠大概觉得有些丢人,没有主动告诉秦雅南,直到秦雅南去找竹君棠,她发现竹君棠居然在给她放裙子的房间外加了一道经常只在金库这种地方才能看见的保险大门。At present is constructingintensely.
目前正在紧张施工中。„Becauseshe was too annoying...... likeeveryone who wesaida moment agonotwrong, becauseeach otherresponsebases onsomesuddenmatterto produce. Thisisso-calledbeing concerned with the matter and not the individual, butZhu Juntangwas different, sheisnotto the matter, shemeetsthesethings, Iknowwhatinherbrainthinks: Thismatter can Ibe ableto look for a jobto dotoLiu Changan? Under shehas the matterto be all rightwantsto provokeme, wants the border that makesto extend the legrepeatedly, can Inot satisfyher?”Liu Changandefinitelysaidvery,„Iguessshedoes encourageyouto askmeto draw the toenail? Thisis only her firststep, ifIdrew, thenhernextstepwasto giveyourfootnailphotographpieceissuesBai Hui.”
“因为她实在太烦人了……就像我们刚才说的大家都没有错,因为彼此的反应都只是基于某件突然发生的事情而产生。这就是所谓的对事不对人,可竹君棠就不一样了,她是对人不对事,她遇见这些事情,我就知道她的脑子里想的是:这件事情我要怎么样才能够给刘长安找事做呢?她有事没事就想挑衅下我,屡屡要在作死的边沿伸腿,我能不满足她吗?”刘长安十分肯定地说道,“我猜她鼓动过你来找我画脚趾甲吧?这只是她的第一步,要是我画了,那么她的下一步就是给你的脚指甲拍个照片发给白茴。”„IssuesBai Huialsoto have nothing? Zhu JuntangnotgreatlypossiblytoldAn Nuandirectly.”Qin Yananis certainZhu Juntanghas not added the An Nuangood friend.
“发给白茴也没什么吧?竹君棠也不大可能直接告诉安暖啊。”秦雅南可以肯定竹君棠没有加安暖的好友。„Becauseyoudo not understandBai Huigreatly, Bai HuiandAn Nuanare the superficialfriends, do youdareto believetheirtwoto clear the yellow diamondaristocrat is not discoveredfor the space of peepingopposite party earliest? Now the good friendintimacies of twopeopleshowed that definitelyis...... mostpays attentionyour, owndensitymustbrush...... twopeoplenot to bring to lightatthismattercompletelyactuallytacitly.”Liu Changanshakes the head, „today'sAn Nuanhas shown off the footnail that Ihave givenherto draw, Bai Huidefinitelysaw, mustsay that Bai Huiheartfeltenvyingandpraise, thatisimpossible, under heronlymeetingwantsto find an opportunity to attackAn Nuanto be good.”
“因为你不大了解白茴,白茴和安暖一直是表面朋友,你敢信她们两个最早开通黄钻贵族就是为了去偷窥对方的空间不被发现?现在两个人的好友亲密程度说明肯定都是……最关注你的,亲密度都要刷满了……两个人在这件事上互不挑明倒是默契的很。”刘长安摇了摇头,“今天安暖已经炫耀过我给她画的脚指甲了,白茴肯定看到了,要说白茴由衷的羡慕和赞美,那是不可能的,她只会想找个机会要打击下安暖才好。”Qin Yananlooks atLiu Changan, theselittle girlsin front ofLiu Changanaretransparent?秦雅南怔怔地看着刘长安,这些小女孩在刘长安面前都是透明的吗?„AfterZhu Juntangwatched the picturetoBai Hui, Bai Huiwill sendone saying: Saw that has the footnail that the frienddraws is quite attractive...... An Nuanto see.”
“当竹君棠给白茴看了照片以后,白茴就会发一个说说:看到有朋友画的脚指甲好漂亮啊……安暖就会看到。”„Didn't Igive the Zhu Juntangphotographnoton the line?”
“那我不给竹君棠拍照不就行了?”„Without the photo, An Nuansaw that thissaid should still realizeclearlyBai Huiwill not encourage the thoughts that An Nuanshows off, whatthenBai Huidefinitelysaidisothers'footnail......, butafterBai Huialreadysees the An Nuanround of footnailcosmetologychart, will also so exclaim in surprise,naturallycanwith the work that the An Nuanfootnailcosmetologychartplaces on a par......, except thatIgaveothersto draw, but alsowho?”Liu Changanis very clear, the beautiful young girlintelligence quotient in loveprobablyis not truly high, is actually onlybecausetheylikewhenvariousanergias that in front of the boyfrienddisplays, the sillyappearancethought that oneselfmoevery muchverylovable...... involvescertainthings, theirsense of smellevolutions is like the dog.
“即便没有配图,安暖看到这条说说也会清楚地认识到白茴绝不会助长安暖炫耀的心思,那么白茴肯定说的是别人的脚指甲……而在白茴已经看到安暖发的脚指甲美容图以后,还会如此惊叹,自然是能够和安暖的脚指甲美容图相提并论的作品……除了我给别人画了,还有谁?”刘长安很清楚,恋爱中的美少女智商确实好像不高,其实只是因为她们喜欢在男朋友面前表现的各种能力缺失,傻乎乎的样子觉得自己很萌很可爱……可是涉及到某些事情时,她们的嗅觉进化的和狗一样。„You? clear(ly)knows that Zhu Juntangwill do that but can also think: ThiswasZhu Juntangmustsaywithothers,Icould not provide lodgingshe, Liu Changanhave no reasonto blameme?”
“你呢?明知道竹君棠会这么做,但是也会想:这是竹君棠非得和别人说,我也管不住她啊,刘长安没有理由怪我啊?”Qin Yanancheeksfloodred, is hiding the both feetretractingchairunderhastily, Liu Changanhas the words that has been vigilant, even ifwere known asthoughtscomplicated and diversifiedbeautiful young girls, at heartsmall99cannot keepeasily.秦雅南脸颊泛红,连忙把双脚缩回椅子下藏着,刘长安有所警惕的话,即便是号称心思复杂多变的美少女们,心里的小九九也不容易藏得住啊。„Elder Brother, ourwherehasso manyplans?” The Qin Yananpalmaccording tounder the collar, the lipdigslittle, puts in great inconvenience, but the under appearances of somevitality/angry, were seen throughdid not have the means to seize the chanceto act like a spoiled bratto conceal, hisoneselfsaidin any case, is willingto callhisElder Brotherin secret, he can also accept.
“哥,我们哪有这么多心机?”秦雅南手掌按在衣领下方,嘴唇撅起来一点点,委屈而有些生气的样子,都被识破了也没有办法只好趁机撒个娇掩饰下,反正他自己说的,私下里愿意喊他哥哥,他也能接受的。„Has. Sinceprevioustimethought that An Nuanhave no reasonto be angry, however after shewas angryin fact,...... Istartto tryto understand that your stupidlittle missesare bored to death the thoughts of looking for trouble.”Liu Changandoes not encourage the youngyoung fellowsto tryto understand that the thoughts of girls, wastetimeandlife, buttheirtime and livesare notinfinite...... with the process and answer of itspondering diligentlynon-solution, plays the mine-sweepingis good?
“有的。自从上次觉得安暖没有理由生气然而她事实上就是生气了以后……我就开始试图多了解一下你们这些愚蠢的小姑娘们百无聊赖没事找事的心思。”刘长安并不鼓励更多年轻的小伙子们试图去了解姑娘们的心思,浪费时间和生命,而他们的时间和生命并不是无限的……与其冥思苦想无解的过程与答案,去玩把扫雷多好?„Yousaid, will be difficultto be inadequateyoualsoto hitme?”Acting like a spoiled bratwas the matter that canbecome addicted, the Qin Yanannasal soundmoanedone, stretches oneself, stretches a changingfigureto stand, „whateveningwantsto eat? Idotoyou.”
“你说有就有吧,难不成你还会打我吗?”撒娇是件能上瘾的事情,秦雅南鼻音呻吟了一声,伸了个懒腰,舒展了一下跌宕起伏的身段站起来,“晚上想吃点什么?我给你做。”Qin Yananculinary skill, is not inventing the newvegetable/dishZhou Shuling to compareall day, Liu Changanoneselfgoes to the kitchento have a look atwhatfood, was choosyoneto order food.秦雅南的厨艺,绝非整天在发明新菜的周书玲可比,刘长安自己去厨房看看有什么食材,挑挑拣拣了一番点菜。WhileLiu Changanin the kitchen, Qin Yananhurriesto give a Zhu Juntanground of message: TonightI your siderestin the past, Itoldyou, Liu Changanhas seen throughyourthoughts, youroneselftook care.
趁刘长安在厨房里,秦雅南赶紧给竹君棠发短信:今天晚上我过去你那边睡,我跟你讲,刘长安已经识破了你的心思,你自己保重。„Ido not fearhim.”
“我不怕他。”Zhu Juntangreturned tofourcharacters, butthisoutwardly fierce but inwardly faint-heartedflavorwas too strong, showed the screen, Qin Yanandisclosed secret informationto perform the sistersfriendshipalsoto have no other alternative, only ifLiu Changansaidcasually, otherwisewhocansaveZhu Juntangfrom the Liu Changanevil clutches?竹君棠回了四个字,但是这色厉内荏的味道太浓了,都透出了屏幕,秦雅南通风报信尽到了姐妹情谊也是别无他法了,除非刘长安只是随便说说而已,否则谁能够从刘长安的魔爪下拯救竹君棠啊?Qin Yananmade the meal, shoutedin the roofswimming poollooked the setting sunimmersionhorizonLiu Changaneats meal, after finishing eating, delivershimto go homewhile convenient, shelooks forZhu Juntang.秦雅南做好了饭菜,喊了在楼顶泳池边看夕阳沉浸天边的刘长安下来吃饭,吃完以后顺便送他回家,她去找竹君棠。Looks at the Liu Changanappearance, does not seem to look for the Zhu Juntangtroublesomemeaningspecially, wantsto comeZhu Juntangto only have the motiveafter all, has not succeededto provokeLiu Changanwith enough time, it is estimated thatLiu Changanwill not runto rip the Zhu Juntangsmallskirtnow.
看刘长安的样子,好像没有要专程找竹君棠麻烦的意思,想来竹君棠毕竟只有动机,还没有来得及成功挑衅刘长安,估计刘长安现在不会跑过去撕竹君棠的小裙子。Qin Yananmetindownstairswalking with dogZhong Qing, spoke thoughtlesslyto ask: „This did alsocallHigh Templar?”秦雅南遇见了在楼下遛狗的仲卿,随口问道:“这一条还叫高阶圣堂武士吗?”
The Zhong Qingsmileshakes the head, „itsnamewasSect Lord.”仲卿微笑摇头,“它的名字叫门主。”Qin Yanannodstranquilly, the corners of the mouthcurl upwards, could not bear, opens mouthto wantwith the deep breathto conceal, smiledto make noise.秦雅南平静地点了点头,嘴角微翘,还是没有忍住,张了张嘴想要用深呼吸来掩饰,还是笑出声了。„Thisname...... thisnamefunnyplacewhere?”Zhong Qingis really puzzled, „Third Young Ladycalleditsname when each time, Third Young Ladyveryhappyappearance.”
“这个名字……这个名字好笑的地方在哪里?”仲卿实在不解,“每次三小姐叫它的名字时,三小姐都很开心的样子。”„In brief...... do not tellLiu Changanto be good.”Qin Yanansighs, does Zhu JuntanglikeprovokingLiu Changanso much?
“总之……你不要告诉刘长安就好了。”秦雅南叹了一口气,竹君棠怎么就这么喜欢挑衅刘长安?„Third Young Ladyalsosaid that sheplaysin the roof.”Zhong Qinghas received the urging, should not be in front ofLiu Changanto call the name of thisdog.
“三小姐也是这么说的,她在楼顶玩。”仲卿受到过叮嘱,不要当着刘长安的面喊这条狗的名字。„One dayno onecould saveher.”Qin Yanansaid,went upstairs.
“总有一天谁也救不了她。”秦雅南说完,上楼去了。Zhong Qingstillhad doubts, lowers the soundto shout„Sect Lord”, „Sect Lord”turned headto open mouthis sticking out one's tonguecrazily, the inexplicablesense of crisismadeitsmoodunstable.仲卿依然疑惑,压低声音喊了一声“门主”,“门主”扭头张着嘴狂吐着舌头,莫名的危机感让它情绪并不稳定。Qin Yananfirstarrives at the Zhu Juntangroomdaily lifelevel, the security chiefis supervising workto testthatleaf of safefront door.秦雅南先来到竹君棠房间的起居层,安全主管正在监工测试那扇保险大门。Arrives at the roof, Qin YananseesZhu Juntangto siton a small-scalehelicoptercabinseat, twocalveshang outside oneswingin a flash, the whitesilk stockingsare softandexquisite, is still hangingunder the sunlightinLushan, is sending out the justray.
来到楼顶,秦雅南看见竹君棠坐在一辆小型直升机的客舱座位上,两条小腿悬在外面一摇一晃的,白色的丝袜柔软而细腻,在麓山上依然悬着的日光下,散发着正义的光芒。„Youand did Liu Changanwhisper sweet nothings to one anothertimeendquickly?”InZhu Juntangtakes«Book of Songs»is looking.
“你和刘长安的卿卿我我时光这么快就结束了?”竹君棠手里拿着一本《诗经》在看。„Wehad a dinnertogether, is little loquacious.”Qin Yananapproachesto look, Zhu Juntang«Book of Songs»unexpectedlyis the phonetic notationcartographyversion.
“我们只是一起吃了个晚餐而已,少贫嘴。”秦雅南走近一看,竹君棠的《诗经》居然是注音绘图版的。Thisis also normal, generallyaccepted the average person of nine-year compulsory education, reading«Book of Songs»basicallyisreadssmoothlyunobstructive, butZhu Juntangafter all is Zhu Juntang.
这也正常,一般接受了九年义务教育的普通人,阅读《诗经》基本上是畅读无碍,但是竹君棠毕竟是竹君棠。
The Zhu Juntangprobe headcame outto look at a toe of Qin Yanan, cannot help but greatly disappointed, discarded the book in handconveniently, „were yousohow useless?”竹君棠探头出来看了一眼秦雅南的脚趾头,不由得大失所望,随手丢掉了手里的书,“你怎么这么没用?”Qin Yananknows that sherefers toanything, raised the headlooks atZhu Juntangwith the putting best into itlook.秦雅南知道她指的是什么,抬头用好自为之的眼神看着竹君棠。„Do youthink someto do?”Zhu Juntang is a little slightly hurried.
“你这么看着我干什么?”竹君棠略微有点慌。„Iandyou said that Liu Changanguessed correctly that youwere the behind-the-scenes force.”
“我和你讲了,刘长安又猜到你是幕后推手了。”„Mywherehas? Myanythinghas not done.”Zhu Juntangdeclinesto acknowledge,„Ido not fearhim, so long asInot the place that followsheto rush tofacilitateshimto start, he can also ripmyskirtunderbig crowd of people?”
“我哪有?我什么都没干。”竹君棠拒绝承认,“我又不怕他,我只要不跟着他跑到方便他下手的地方,他难道还能在大庭广众下撕我的裙子?”Liu Changanwill truly not do that butZhu Juntanglike thisis happythis not otherto provokeLiu Changan, after being humiliated, refuses stubbornlyto repent, thinks that surelyis other peopleunreadableachievementMpleasure.刘长安确实不会这么做,但是竹君棠这样乐此不彼地挑衅刘长安,被凌辱之后死不悔改,想来定是某种旁人难以理解的作为M的乐趣。Liu Changanhad gone home, hetonot certainly deal with the provocation of Zhu Juntangspeciallyrunsto ripherskirt.刘长安已经回到了家了,他当然不会专门为了应对竹君棠的挑衅而跑去撕她的裙子。Thatisconvenientlyforitminor matter, should notdesirablyforit.
那是顺手为之的小事,不应该刻意为之。Zhou Dongdonghas not gone to the rice noodleshopto do the homeworktodayunexpectedly, sheis depending on the doglazily, the doglies downunder the wutongtree.周咚咚今天居然没有去米粉店写作业,她正懒洋洋地靠着狗,狗躺在梧桐树下。SawLiu Changan, Lucienruns overself-effacingly, losesZhou Dongdong of supportto fall downslowly, the both legsliftsto get upandfall, thiscrawledslowly.
看到刘长安,陆斯恩摇头晃脑地跑了过来,失去支撑的周咚咚慢慢倒在地上,双腿举了起来又落了下去,这才慢慢爬了起来。„Are youdoing?”Liu Changantouched the dog headto ask.
“你在干什么?”刘长安摸了摸狗头问道。„Iam practicingto ride the dog.”
“我在练习骑狗啊。”„Itoldyouhow manytimes, youcould not ride the dog, sometimes something werecongenitally deficient, the object of spherewas very difficultunder the function of external forcemaintainsis motionlessat the original position, yes?”
“我跟你说了多少次,你骑不了狗,有时候有些事情是先天不足,球形的物体在外力的作用下很难保持在原处不动,明白吗?”„Ido not know!”
“我不知道呀!”„You, so long asknows that oneselfwas a foolis good.”
“你只要知道自己是个笨蛋就好了。”„Am Ireally a fool?”Zhou Dongdonghesitated a meeting, is notverydefinite.
“我真的是个笨蛋呀?”周咚咚迟疑了一会,不是很确定。„Yes.”
“是的。”„Iam a foolam notmymistake!”Zhou Dongdongthinks,thisis not the sadsadmatter, crawledtoward the back of Lucien.
“我是个笨蛋又不是我的错呀!”周咚咚想了想,这也不是什么伤心难过的事情,又往陆斯恩的后背爬了上去。Liu Changanfelther, althoughis a fool, butthislosing steadilyspirit, but alsoreallyobtainedoncehad a haircutto lose steadily, inheritance of fighting on despite repeated setbacks.刘长安觉得她虽然是个笨蛋,但是这种屡战屡败的精神,还真得到了曾剃头屡战屡败,屡败屡战的传承。Liu Changanjustliftedin the legpreparationstrideZhou Dongdong of dogwithgoing upstairs.刘长安把刚抬起腿准备跨步上狗的周咚咚拿上了楼。Zhou Shulingsends in the informationto ask that Zhou Dongdonginnotat home, after Liu Changanreturned toher, Zhou Shulingshortly aftercame back, took the saltgoodpork steamed with ground riceto get downin the building, steamedtaking advantage of the Liu Changankitchen, madeoneto fry the tonguefish, a cold food in sauce tomatoslightlyworked as the dinnertofirst year.周书玲发来信息问周咚咚在不在家里,刘长安回了她以后,周书玲没多久就回来了,在楼上取了腌好的粉蒸肉下来,借刘长安的厨房蒸了,又做了一个炒牛舌,一个凉拌西红柿给一大一小当晚餐。So long assheis notwhatpowder of newinvention, Liu Changanis willingto eat, hehas not eatenone unable thento eat an issueagain.
只要她不是新发明的什么粉,刘长安还是肯吃的,他没有吃了一顿就不能接着再吃一顿的问题。Looks that Liu ChanganandZhou Dongdongfinished eating, Zhou Shulingtidied up the tableware and kitchen, Zhou Dongdonghas not gone upstairs, sitsfeels the abdomento curl upwards the smallshortlegto watch the Elder Brother Changanfamily'sbigtelevisionon the sofawell satisfied.
看着刘长安和周咚咚吃完,周书玲收拾了碗筷和厨房,周咚咚也没有上楼,坐在沙发上摸着小肚子翘着小短腿心满意足地看着长安哥哥家里的大电视。„Chang'an, Ihave a matter unable to make up mind.”Zhou Shulinglooks atLiu Changanhesitant, without the means that a lotoneselfcannot make up mind, feltwill listen to the Liu Changantalentsatisfiedlywill make the choice.
“长安,我有个事拿不定主意。”周书玲犹豫地看着刘长安,没办法,很多事情自己拿不定主意,感觉听刘长安的才会心安理得的做出选择。„Anypigheartpiglungpig farmhog liver powderdough making of newinventioneven.”Liu Changanbeckons with the hand.
“新发明的什么猪心猪肺猪场猪肝粉和面就算了。”刘长安摆了摆手。Zhou Shulingwas angrybeathisangry, somewere not convinced, powderZhou Dongdong that oneselfmadeateobviouslyeach time.周书玲嗔恼地捶了他一下,有些不服气,自己做的粉明明每次周咚咚都吃很多。„Mi Gaominginvitedmeto attend the high schoolgathering.”Zhou Shulingsitson the smallstool, both handsrubbedto placein the legsto grip, looks atLiu Changanearnestly.
“米高名邀我去参加高中同学聚会。”周书玲坐在小凳子上,双手搓了搓放在腿间夹住,认真地看着刘长安。„Thisease in doing, looks forZhu Juntangtaking advantage of a 10 millionexpensive car, youandSecretary Zhonggreetedon the line, thismatterSecretary Zhongcantake responsibility. Howeverifyoumustborrowsomebetterjewelry, luxurypackage of famouswatches, look forZhu Juntangsimplydirectly. AlthoughZhu Juntangisfairy maiden, butsheis willingto follow the Bai Huistudyto danceto celebrateyourshopto start doing business, wantsto comethisface, like thishad the expensive cars of ten millionlevel, over 1 millionluxurywatches and famouspackages, youareat the gathering the most sparkingrich woman.”Feasibility of Liu Changanactual operation -based provided the suggestion.
“这个好办,找竹君棠借一辆一千万起的豪车,你和仲秘书打个招呼就行,这事仲秘书就能做主。不过如果你要借一些更好的首饰啊,名包名表啊,干脆直接找竹君棠吧。竹君棠虽然是个仙女,但是她都肯跟着白茴学跳舞庆祝你的店铺开业,想来这点面子还是会给的,这样有了千万级的豪车,百万以上的名表和名包,你就是同学聚会上最闪亮的富婆。”刘长安基于实际操作的可行性提供了建议。„Isaidearnestly, do Iinstallthisostentationto do?”Zhou Shulingwas angrypattedLiu Changankneeangry.
“我说认真的,我装这排场干嘛?”周书玲嗔恼地拍了刘长安的膝盖一下。„Yourhow manyyearshad not contactedwiththeseschoolmates, haven't theirhow manyyearscontacted withyou? Ifsuchmeetingforacting cool, didn't go todoing?”Liu Changanbeckons with the hand.
“你都多少年没有和那些同学联系了,他们都多少年没来联系你了?这样的聚会如果不是为了装逼,去了干嘛?”刘长安摆了摆手。„Oh, thathearyour, I.”Zhou Shulingwas very happy, Liu Changanunderstands the affair, saidall of a suddenwas clear about the affair.
“噢,那听你的,我不去了。”周书玲很高兴,还是刘长安明白事理,一下子就讲清楚了事理。
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The coldguminflamedeyeballblushingconjunctivitistearful eyesfuzzyeyefulgum in the eyesasked a monthly ticket.
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