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#394: Improves looks

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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Liu Changan returns to school, went to the bedroom to trade one to read the book that. 刘长安回到学校,去寝室换了一本要看的书。 Even for Liu Changan, the book cannot look, no matter let alone some traditional poems and songs, record strange or supernatural events the strange tastes essay note, the essence work that in other civilizations is born, has the significance that once in a while flips. 即便是对于刘长安来说,书也是看不完的,更何况不管是一些传统的诗词歌赋,志怪奇趣杂文笔记,还是其他文明中诞生的精华作品,都有隔一段时间重新翻翻的意义。 The natural sciences of modern and contemporary, humanistic society sector serious work, receives the reading affection of Liu Changan, the looked book are more, will more think that oneself is also an ordinary human, interesting. 近现代的自然科学,人文社会方面的严肃作品,也受到刘长安的阅读喜爱,看的书越多,才越会觉得自己也是一个普通的人类,有趣。 Qin Yanan made the phone call, asked that he did have the time an instructor office, Liu Changan is all right, then said that will go. 秦雅南打来了电话,问他有没有时间来一趟辅导员办公室,刘长安没什么事,便说等会就去。 Passed by the classroom building basin, Liu Changan saw a water pheasant stood in aquatic, wants to come the sole to step on anything under water surface, Liu Changan prepared to frighten it, as soon as jumped, then threw a pebble in the past, the water pheasant really has a scare, hid under the water hastily, only revealed the short beak point on the water surface, making people think spy who hid the figure. 路过教学楼旁边的水池,刘长安见到了一只水雉站在水上,想来脚底踩着水面下的什么,刘长安准备吓它一跳,便丢了一个小石子过去,水雉果然吓了一跳,连忙躲到水下面去,只露出短短的喙尖在水面上,让人想起了藏匿身形的细作。 Comes to the instructor office, besides Yu Gen, two instructors, looks at some people to come, sized up Liu Changan. 来到辅导员办公室,除了于艮,还有两个辅导员在,瞧着有人进来,都打量了一眼刘长安。 Liu Changan suspected, so long as Qin Yanan in office, these male coworkers have no urgent matter, is willing to stay here, is a activity of very comfortable beautiful sending time. 刘长安怀疑只要秦雅南在办公室里,这些男同事没什么急事的话,都愿意在这里呆着,也是一种十分舒适养眼的打发时间的活动。 Qin Yanan seems like also all right, seems like specially and other Liu Changan, the suitcase places on the desk, the computer also closed/pass, in the hand takes one box of milk to drink. 秦雅南看上去也没什么事,似乎是专程在等刘长安,手提包放在办公桌上,电脑也关了,手里拿着一盒牛奶在喝。 „Schoolmate Liu Changan, what you performance outside farming and forestry base...... you have to explain today?” Qin Yanan is turning away from three male coworkers, the tone is straight, the facial expression on face actually different kind has a smile pretty, actually has listened the leading teacher and Yan Qingcheng have talked about the matter to pass through, now sees pretends to be „lactation promoter” Liu Changan, unavoidably some want to smile. “刘长安同学,今天你在农林基地外的表现……你有什么要说明的吗？”秦雅南背对着三个男同事,语气端正严肃,脸上的神情却别样娇俏含笑,其实已经听带队老师和颜青橙讲过事情的经过了,现在看到冒充“催乳师”的刘长安,难免有些想笑。 „Is takes pleasure in serving others, does not have the value of learn/study, after all this needs the specialized vision, does not suit other students to imitate.” Liu Changan thinks to say. “算是助人为乐吧,也没有学习的价值,毕竟这需要专业的眼光,不适合其他学生模仿。”刘长安想了想说道。 Yu Gen turns the head, cannot help but looked at Qin Yanan, stands in the female standpoint, should Qin Yanan quite unable to endure? This Liu Changan, but also thinks that asked him to come to praise him to be inadequate? 于艮转过头来,不由得看了一眼秦雅南,站在女性的立场上,秦雅南应该比较不能忍受吧？这个刘长安,还以为叫他过来是要表扬他不成？ Another two instructors, after all are not the students of oneself belt/bring, sized up Liu Changan again, no one is willing to run into such student, today's matter was score a lucky hits to be solved by him, really must clash, led to the community event, affecting too to be bad. 另外两个辅导员,毕竟不是自己带的学生,再次打量了一番刘长安,没有谁愿意遇到这样的学生,今天的事情算是被他歪打正着解决了,真要发生冲突,酿成了群体事件,影响就太恶劣了。 „I did not praise you.” Qin Yanan puts down the milk in hand. “那我就不表扬你了。”秦雅南放下手里的牛奶。 „Good.” Liu Changan nods. “好。”刘长安点了点头。 Yu Gen and other two instructors almost also held the oneself eyeglasses, is this condition? The ear of oneself had the problem, the time is changing, couldn't oneself have kept up with the demand of student work? 于艮和其他两个辅导员几乎是同时扶了扶自己的眼镜,这是怎么一个状况？是不是自己的耳朵出现了问题,还是时代在变化,自己已经跟不上了学生工作的需求了？ Especially Yu Gen, usually also sees the guardian who some have favored the drowning child, but at least is working as the teacher and school surface, these guardians will often also make favoring that the severe appearance...... this is first sees disregards completely, as if the work standpoint does not want. 尤其是于艮,平常也见过一些过于宠溺孩子的家长,但是至少在当着老师和学校的面,这些家长往往都还会做做严厉的样子……这是头一回见到完全不管不顾的偏袒,似乎连工作立场都不要了。 „You help the teacher move these things.” Qin Yanan seizes the chance to direct Liu Changan, actually this is also psychological enjoyment. “你帮老师搬一下这些东西。”秦雅南趁机指挥一下刘长安,其实这也是一种心理上的享受。 Liu Changan one bag of rice, pot tea oil and one box of moon cake raised in the hand, followed in Qin Yanan that the graceful bearing dragged behind. 刘长安把一袋大米,一壶茶油和一盒月饼提在了手里,跟在风姿摇曳的秦雅南身后。 Mid-Autumn Festival drew near, Liu Changan looked at a Qin Yanan full hip line, the day last month, the world moon/month, had charming and sultry respectively. 中秋节快到了,刘长安看了一眼秦雅南饱满的臀线,天上月,人间月,各有风情万种。 Looks at one casually, the objective description, Liu Changan put aside the vision immediately, meditated several poetry that chanted moon/month. 就随便看一眼而已,客观的描述,刘长安随即移开了目光,默念了几首咏月的诗词。 „How to speak?” Qin Yanan then looked at Liu Changan, discovers him probably beyond the patrolling day. “怎么不说话？”秦雅南回头看了一眼刘长安,发现他好像在神游天外。 „I just came time, met a bird on the road.” Liu Changan had not said that oneself is tasting chants the moon/month poetry. “我刚刚过来的时候,在路上遇见了一只鸟。”刘长安没有说自己在回味咏月诗歌。 „Love-bird?” “爱情鸟？” „Your this saying meets was too a little old mannish, after not experiencing 90 of non- mainstream time.” Liu Changan knows what Qin Yanan said is Lin Yilun 94 years of special edition song «Love-bird», very suits in that age is used to assist to pursue the girl. “你这话接的有点太老气了,一点也不像经历过非主流时代的九零后。”刘长安知道秦雅南说的是林依轮94年的专辑主打歌《爱情鸟》,十分适合在那个年代用来辅助追求女孩子。 That age was also born many present to say the singer who only remembered representative works, however in that recreation deficient age, often was a song makes a name for oneself sufficiently. 那个年代也诞生了很多现在说起来只记得一首代表作的歌手,但是在那文娱缺乏的年代,往往是一首歌就足以功成名就了。 „What bird is that?” “那是什么鸟？” „Water pheasant.” “水雉。” „ Leech how tenth bird? “水蛭怎么成鸟了？ „Lu Zhi's pheasant.” “吕雉的雉。” „Why...... said the bird suddenly?” “哦……为什么突然说鸟？” Liu Changan sighs, „in the office saw a moment ago that several instructors look at your appearance covertly, I thought of the water pheasant.” 刘长安叹了一口气,“刚才在办公室里看到那几个辅导员偷偷摸摸看你的样子,我就想到了水雉。” „Where has?” Qin Yanan denied slightly shyly, although she knows that once for a while has the look to look at oneself secretly is the normal state, but direct I know that I do understand clearly in the chest I became accustomed to the appearance many am not good? An Nuan that artificial artificial shyness, who can't? “哪有？”秦雅南略微羞涩地否认,尽管她知道时不时地有眼神偷瞄自己已经是生活常态,但是直接一副我知道我了然于胸我习以为常了的样子多不好？安暖那种矫情做作的羞涩,谁不会啊？ „Male water pheasant general build must be smaller than the female bird, but it must undertake to nidify, sits on eggs and raises the full liability of fledgling, only then the water pheasants of certain types, will have the female bird to meddle the help to do a point occasionally to live...... some water pheasants are one female male, you imagine, an emaciated male water pheasant, nidifies to hatch the child to lead the child laboriously, some day the female water pheasant came back, but also brings another two male water pheasants, really touches somebody's sore spot.” Liu Changan is sighing. “雄性水雉一般体型比雌鸟要小,但是它要承担起筑巢,孵卵和养育雏鸟的全部责任,只有某些种类的水雉,偶尔会有雌鸟插手帮忙干一点活……有些水雉还是一雌多雄的,你想象一下,一只瘦弱的雄水雉,辛辛苦苦筑巢孵孩子带孩子,某天雌水雉回来了,还带回来另外两只雄水雉,真是扎心。”刘长安感叹着。 „This and I have what relations!” Qin Yanan said, bites the lip to look at Liu Changan, he must talk clearly the words, she may not have one female male, she now obviously is his full-time nanny. “这和我有什么关系！”秦雅南说完,咬着嘴唇看着刘长安,他必须把话说清楚,她可没有一雌多雄,她现在明明算是他的专职保姆。 „I mean, human thinks was separated from the same boundary with most zoology and botany, actually all sorts of phenomena in human society, actually have no difference from the brain capacity bean big many lifeform. Therefore I am thinking, the so-called intelligent attribute of human, doesn't have big of that human oneself imagination? The derivation evoked response led by multiplication instinct, Floyd School likes any human behavior analysis and natural relation......” “我的意思是,人类自认为和绝大多数动植物脱离了同一境界,其实人类社会中的种种现象,和脑容量豆子大的很多生物其实没什么区别。所以我在想,人类的所谓智慧属性,是不是没有人类自己想象的那么高大？都不过是以繁衍本能为主导的衍生诱发反应罢了,佛洛依德学派喜欢把任何人类行为分析都和性联系起来……” „Are you with other girl when together, the attribute of performance such steel male general operation?” Qin Yanan broke talking nonsense of Liu Changan, some visit him resentfully, will he and An Nuan in the same place, speak what water pheasant and Floyd's connection? “你和别的女孩子在一起时,表现的属性都是这样钢铁直男一般的操作吗？”秦雅南打断了刘长安的扯淡,有些忿忿不平地看着他,他和安暖在一起的时候,难道会讲什么水雉和佛洛依德的关联吗？ „Why must say that I am the steel straight male, cannot you not like, you are not interested, you said that others are the steel straight male, girl type for the demand of center, intolerable intolerable.” Liu Changan shakes the head. “为什么要说我是钢铁直男,不能你不喜欢,你不感兴趣,你就说人家是钢铁直男,女孩子这种自我为中心的诉求,要不得啊要不得。”刘长安摇了摇头。 „My present work and are life, obviously centered on you?” Qin Yanan cannot bear the rebuttal say, to Liu Changan proposed face to face protested she can achieve, she is not the young wife who the back will only pass away the low voice speech suffering. “我现在的工作和生活,明明是以你为中心吧？”秦雅南忍不住反驳道,对刘长安当面提出抗议她还是能做到的,她又不是只会委委屈屈地背过身小声说话的小媳妇。 „Who that present is gives who is being the porter?” Liu Changan lifts the rice tea oil moon cake in oneself. “那现在是谁给谁在当搬运工？”刘长安举了举自己手里的大米茶油月饼。 „You deliver me to go home to consider as finished.” In this case, Qin Yanan did not haggle over with him her compares with the water pheasant such ashamed analogy. “那你送我回家算了。”这样的话,秦雅南就不和他计较把她比作水雉这样羞耻的比喻了。 Arrives the place that Qin Yanan stops, Liu Changan loses the thing to the trunk, sat in the copilot position. 来到秦雅南停车的地方,刘长安把东西丢到后备箱里,坐在了副驾驶位上。 „I remember before , you and I have said that anything prolongs the life, improves looks can look for you.” Qin Yanan starts the vehicle, diverts the Liu Changan attention with the intense pushing back feeling, as if recalls unknowingly saying. “我记得以前你和我说过,什么延年益寿,拉皮美容都可以找你。”秦雅南发动车子,用强烈的推背感分散刘长安的注意力,仿佛只是不经意地回想起来似的说道。 „Is key point the cosmetology?” Liu Changan by distractive, he had not been expected, naturally grasped the key point. “重点是美容？”刘长安并没有被分散注意力,他已经有所预料了,自然抓住了重点。 Qin Yanan has not spoken, unexpectedly was discovered by him, oneself really shifted the topic is too towering, two characters has not inserted a more natural topic „cosmetology”. 秦雅南没有说话,居然被他发现了,自己果然还是转移话题太突兀了,没有把“美容”两个字嵌入更自然的话题。 „I guess that was An Nuan makes the picture of foot nail to show off, was seen by Bai Hui, Bai Hui issued Zhu Juntang, Zhu Juntang issued you...... your little misses......” the previous Qin Yanan key event is Qin Yanan tells Zhu Juntang, Zhu Juntang told Bai Hui, this time...... thought it over in turn in brief, the key point was Zhu Juntang this stirring up trouble essence, she craved the two sides dissemination, can have such many matters? “我猜是安暖拍了脚指甲的照片炫耀,被白茴看见了,白茴发给了竹君棠,竹君棠又发给了你……你们这些小姑娘啊……”上次秦雅南的钥匙事件是秦雅南告诉竹君棠,竹君棠告诉白茴,这次反过来了……总之想来想去,重点是竹君棠这个惹事精,她要不是热衷两边传播,能有这么多事？ Felt that in the heart had a strong desire, the Zhu Juntang skirt wants dead? 感觉心中生出一种强烈的欲望,竹君棠的裙子是不是想死了？
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