ITI :: Volume #3

#294: Ate Shi


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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节! Liu Changan and An Nuan still the platform before Biological School separate, Liu Changan then looked at An Nuan, it seems like sometime could not see An Nuan to wear the shorts and canvas shoe vivaciously appearance, why the man will have the belt/bring to the both legs of woman the sexy seduction aesthetic? The both legs according to the truth are the tool of walk, not the performance of second sexual character, or this and two non- parallel lines of same plane must have, and only has a theorem of point of intersection to be related? 刘长安安暖依然在生物学院前的站台分开,刘长安回头看了一眼安暖,看来得有一段时间看不到安暖穿着短裤和帆布鞋蹦蹦跳跳地模样了,男人为什么会对女人的双腿有带着性感诱惑的审美呢?按道理来说双腿不过是行走的工具,并非第二性征的表现啊,或者这和同一平面的两条非平行直线必有且仅有一个交点的定理相关? Thought of the math, Liu Changan then thought of Gao Dewei, therefore sent an information to ask whether he adapted to the military training, Gao Dewei said that the oneself two days have lost weight five jin (0.5 kg), were Miao Yingying always want to ask him to go out to play, affect the Gao Dewei learn/study, at present he deeply loves to the university life, in the bedroom was the talents, each one speeches were very interesting, he planned that to Miao Yingying introduced the classmate who most liked playing, he can have more time to go to the library like this, the university library appended the library to be fiercer. 想到数学,刘长安便想到了高德威,于是发了条信息问他是否适应军训,高德威自己两天已经减肥了五斤,就是苗莹莹总想找他出去玩,影响高德威学习,目前他对大学生活十分热爱,寝室里都是人才,个个说话都很有趣,他打算给苗莹莹介绍一个最爱玩的同班同学,这样他就可以有更多时间去图书馆了,大学图书馆比附中的图书馆厉害多了。 Liu Changan expressed the support. 刘长安表示赞同。 Liu Changan on the road saw that an ant leads the way at the back of grain of rice difficultly, Liu Changan squats on the ground smells the flavor, determined the position of ant nest, raised the ant to put nearby the ant nest it, finally the ant lost the smell guidepost, after confused a while, finally felt that the position of ant nest, led the way. 在路上刘长安看到一只蚂蚁背着一粒米饭艰难地前行,刘长安蹲在地上闻了闻味道,确定了蚂蚁窝的位置,提着蚂蚁把它放到了蚂蚁窝附近,结果蚂蚁丧失了气味路标,迷茫了一会儿后终于感觉到了蚂蚁窝的位置,重新前行。 This matter fully explained on the path of life, even if some people lead by the hand, but must have the oneself direction, can not forget the first thought. 这个事情充分说明了在人生的道路上即便有人提携,但是一定要有自己的方向,才能不忘初心。 When Liu Changan returns to the military training location, the similar person has arrived in full, Yan Qingcheng stands in the railing border looks at Liu Changan. 刘长安回到军训场地时,差不多人已经到齐了,颜青橙站在围栏边沿看着刘长安 Good afternoon.” Since she looks at oneself, Liu Changan greets with her warmly. “下午好。”既然她看着自己,刘长安就热情地和她打了个招呼。 Liu Changan, I in class group you, you had not responded.” The Yan Qingcheng tone calmly, narrated the fact very much purely, the meaning without blamed. 刘长安,我在班级群里你,你都没有反应。”颜青橙的语气很平静,单纯地叙述事实,并没有怨怪的意思。 Yes, high school time, others I, I do not reply, afterward no one I.” Liu Changan recalls. “是啊,高中的时候,别人我,我也不回复,后来就没有人我了。”刘长安回忆道。 I mean, you now are the military training head, you must visit that side the male student bedroom the situation, under the statistics to go out on duty ahead of time and asking for leave population, then we meet to compile to submit.” Yan Qingcheng has thought that some people are this, your he, he has not seen either, either pretends not to see, is very hateful, does not know that these people are actually thinking anything. “我的意思是,你现在是军训负责人,你要提前到男生寝室那边看看情况,统计下出勤和请假人数,然后我们碰头汇总一下提交。”颜青橙已经想到了,有些人就是这样,你他,他要么没看见,要么装作没看见,十分可恶,不知道这些人到底在想什么。 Your other finds the person, I except for the learn/study, have no interest in other things.” Liu Changan beckons with the hand, deeply by the infection of Gao Dewei. “你另外找人吧,我除了学习,对其他事情没有任何兴趣。”刘长安摆了摆手,深受高德威的感染。 „?” Yan Qingcheng felt that very accidental/surprised, this hits twice a fellow today, said that he does have no interest in the matter besides learn/study? “啊?”颜青橙感觉到十分意外,这个今天就打了两次架的家伙,说他对除了学习以外的事情没有任何兴趣? Moreover, the instructor is my cousin, I can with her explain that I do not want to do. Do not take a lot of care, I did not say does let your leave alone others 's business? Did you keep thinking must look to be troublesome to me? Really narrow-minded.” Liu Changan said that gives Qin Yanan to telephone. “另外,辅导员是我表姐,我会和她说明我不想干的。你就别费心思了,我不就说了一句让你别管闲事吗?你就惦记着要给我找点麻烦了?真是小心眼。”刘长安说完就给秦雅南打了电话。 Originally after the instructor was his cousin...... Yan Qingcheng white his one eyes, no longer was then wordy with him, looks the teacher. 原来辅导员是他表姐……颜青橙白了他一眼之后,便不再和他啰嗦,去找教官去了。 After afternoon military training conclusion, in Liu Changan goes home slowly, met Zhou Shuling to hold the hand of elementary student Zhou Dongdong in the community entrance. 下午的军训结束以后,刘长安慢悠悠地回到家里,在小区门口遇见了周书玲牵着小学生周咚咚的手。 Zhou Dongdong sees Liu Changan, stretches out the candy cane that wet she licks, I lick one to you!” 周咚咚看到刘长安,伸出被她舔的湿乎乎的棒棒糖,“我给你舔一口啊!” Liu Changan rejected a Zhou Dongdong good intention, asked Zhou Shuling, „was elementary student on vacation from school is so late?” 刘长安拒绝了周咚咚的一片好心,问周书玲,“小学生放学这么晚吗?” Where has, had been on vacation from school, I make her try a oneself person to come back today, but I hide by far in the back track her, finally, she arrived at the place that first bought to eat to be motionless, 20 minutes walked there stand!” Zhou Shuling said reluctantly. “哪有啊,早就放学了,我今天让她试试自己一个人回来,但是我在后边躲得远远的跟踪她,结果呢,她走到第一个买吃的地方就不动了,在那里站了二十分钟才走!”周书玲无奈地说道。 „Did that second buying place also stand for 20 minutes?” “那第二个买的地方也站了二十分钟?” Zhou Shuling nods. 周书玲点头。 Third?” On road that Zhou Dongdong goes to school, Zhou Shuling looks for three shops to buy to eat for Zhou Dongdong, to facilitate her to remember the route. “第三个呢?”周咚咚上学的路上,周书玲找个三个店子给周咚咚买吃的,以方便她记忆路线。 Third she stood for five minutes, the little miss who sells the tea with milk noticed that she has looked there, made one cup to give to her, she has not wanted, to retrocede two steps to fall a tumble, crawled to run.” “第三个她站了五分钟,卖奶茶的小姑娘看到她一直在那里看,做了一杯送给她,她没有要,后退了两步摔了一跤,爬起来就跑了。” Why don't you want?” The Liu Changan doubts, you definitely are not Zhou Dongdong, what monster are you other become?” “你为什么不要啊?”刘长安疑惑,“你肯定不是周咚咚,你是别的什么妖怪变得吧?” A while I drank the tea with milk not to have money to her, she will hold me, sold out me!” Zhou Dongdong lives possibly the bitter experience facing the child very soberly all sorts of dangerous. “等会儿我喝了奶茶没有钱给她,她就会抓住我,把我卖掉!”周咚咚十分清醒地面对孩生中可能遭遇的种种险恶。 Liu Changan wants saying that she wants to be many, the child who can eat no one buys, thinks or considers as finished, after all Zhou Dongdong is a stupid child, she accepts as true to think that no one will buy her, since then releases for flight is also possible. 刘长安本来想说她想多了,这么能吃的小孩没人买,想想还是算了,毕竟周咚咚是个愚蠢的小孩,她信以为真觉得没有人会买她,从此放飞自我也是可能的。 No rush, taking your time, sent and picked up to be good several times.” Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling. “别急,慢慢来,多接送几次就好了。”刘长安周书玲说道。 Zhou Shuling also can only nod, asked: When do you go to the shop to have a look? Is repairing.” 周书玲也只能点头了,问道:“你什么时候去店里看看?正装修着。” Several days later.” “过几天吧。” In goes home, Zhou Shuling makes Zhou Dongdong go home to do one's assignment, then she must go to Baolong Centre to have a look. 回到家里,周书玲周咚咚回家做作业,然后她要去一趟宝隆中心看看。 Liu Changan tastes the wheat flour gruel and hot pepper material, the flavor is very positive, this hot weather following the beginning of fall really suffices the vigor, in the community also continues he alone to expose to the sun the hot pepper to make the fermented soybean and so on, he calculates the evening, his main family Elderly Lady Liu hot sauce has exposed to the sun was similar, in the Old Man Qian hot sauce also put the garlic and fried thoroughly the beef grain, the chicken shredded meat and so on, luxurious was luxurious, it is said Old Man Qian was this community retirement pension amount is ranked the first three rich and powerful people, had such level of living. 刘长安尝了尝麦子糊糊和辣椒料,味道很正,这秋老虎果然够劲,小区里也不止他一个人在晒辣椒做豆豉之类的,他算做的晚的,他的本家刘老太太的辣酱已经晒的差不多了,钱老头的辣酱里还放了蒜蓉和煎炸透了的牛肉粒,鸡肉丝之类的,奢侈豪华,据说钱老头是本小区退休金数额排行前三的富豪,自有如此的生活水平。 In the Liu Changan hot sauce only put the jack bean, because his hot sauce is basically used to make the meat meal, what like Old Man Qian is used to mix the food noodles more appropriate. 刘长安的辣酱里只放了刀豆,因为他的辣酱基本就是用来做肉菜的,像钱老头的是用来拌饭拌面更合适。 Exposing to the sun to tidy up outside household utensils, Liu Changan his smelly mandarin fish with, such weather in did not need too to be able naturally to become stale for a long time, it used the Liu Changan oneself manufacture let alone truly has the strong-smelling bean curd of stink. 把晒在外面的盆盆罐罐收拾好,刘长安就把他的臭桂鱼给拿了出来,这样的天气里并不需要太长时间就可以自然发臭,更何况本身就用了刘长安自己制作的真正有臭味的臭豆腐。 Smells the flavor, Liu Changan is very satisfied, the fish gill is still red, the scale has not fallen off, the flavor has actually pickled, is actually fragrant with girl's body, the cosmetics skin appliances bath lines with, the fragrance think that does not pickle not good...... naturally, girl who some habits and customs not good or the nightlife too frequent sexual relations are in flood, will send out the natural stink to charge against these fragrances, will not actually hear that like the smelly mandarin fish ate to be fragrant smelly. 闻了闻味道,刘长安十分满意,鱼鳃依然通红,鱼鳞未脱落,味道却已经腌了进去,其实就和女孩子的体香一样,化妆品护肤品洗浴用品用多了,香气想不腌进去都不行……当然,一些生活习惯不大好或者夜生活太频繁男女关系太泛滥的女孩子,也会散发着自然的臭味冲抵着这些香味,却也不会像臭桂鱼一样只是闻起来臭吃起来香了。 Liu Changan frying to saute the heat, puts the oil to burn to seven maturely, puts in the pot to fry the salt good smelly mandarin fish again, after catching, Jiang Suansun Dean wild mountain Jiao and he has not made the hot sauce the hot pepper material to put entered stir-fries, joins several grains of bone Tang Dean flames to boil, finally joins the smelly mandarin fish to attract Tang Shouzhi to have the pot. 刘长安把炒锅烧热,放油烧至七成熟,再把腌好的臭桂鱼放到锅里煎一煎,捞出来以后,把姜蒜笋丁野山椒和他还没有做成辣酱的辣椒料放了进入爆炒,加入几粒骨汤丁小火熬着,最后再加入臭桂鱼吸汤收汁出锅。 This flavor...... Liu Changan deeply inspires, the fragrance is unique, bringing southern Hunan of said/tunnel to manufacture hotly, Liu Changan suspends the tableware, calls to call Zhou Dongdong to eat the smelly mandarin fish, because Zhou Shuling said that she possibly did not have the time to prepare the meal to Zhou Dongdong in the evening. 这个味道啊……刘长安深吸了一口气,香味独特,带着地道的湘南辣味制作而成,刘长安摆好碗筷,打了个电话叫周咚咚下来吃臭桂鱼,因为周书玲说她晚上可能没时间给周咚咚准备饭菜了。 The Zhou Dongdong work has not completed, but eats meal obviously is the child lives the first-grade important matter, Zhou Dongdong runs happily, attracted the nose, immediately is startled, Elder Brother Changan, you are eating the excrement!” 周咚咚的作业还没有做完,但是显然吃饭才是孩生第一等大事,周咚咚高高兴兴地跑下来,吸了吸鼻子,顿时大吃了一惊,“长安哥哥,你在吃屎啊!” The Liu Changan chopsticks shake, fish that just clamped. 刘长安的筷子一抖,刚夹上来的鱼肉掉了回去。 Zhou Dongdong quickly runs back the home, then hugs to go downstairs family's electric rice-cooker inner container, arrives at side Liu Changan pantingly, Elder Brother Changan, do not eat the excrement, I eat meal to you.” 周咚咚急急忙忙地跑回家去,然后把家里的电饭锅内胆抱下了楼,气喘吁吁地来到刘长安身边,“长安哥哥,你不要吃屎了,我给你吃饭。” What I eat is the fish!” Liu Changan said one word at a time. “我吃的是鱼!”刘长安一字一顿地说道。 Fish excrement!” “鱼屎啊!” Fish! Fish! You have a look!” Liu Changan clamped one to prey to look to Zhou Dongdong. “鱼!鱼肉!你看看!”刘长安夹了一块鱼肉上来给周咚咚看。 Zhou Dongdong was shocked, that you are eating while defecate.” 周咚咚愣住了,“那你在一边吃一边拉屎啊。” You go back to do one's assignment.” Liu Changan does not want to speak with her, he must eat meal. “你回去做作业。”刘长安已经不想和她说话了,他还要吃饭的。 So is why smelly?” Zhou Dongdong is puzzling. “为什么这么臭呢?”周咚咚百思不得其解。 Liu Changan opens the mouth to ponder that there while her the issue the appearance, clamped a chopsticks fish to force in the Zhou Dongdong mouth. 刘长安趁着她张着嘴巴在那里思考问题的样子,夹了一筷子鱼肉塞进了周咚咚嘴里。 Zhou Dongdong opened mouth to spit, but still survived a fish in the mouth, that type as smelly smelled the aura of one fragrance spicy delicacy as the feeling of vomit in gradually, cannot help but on pursing the lips lip. 周咚咚张嘴就吐了出来,但是依然残存了一点鱼肉在嘴里,那种臭到呕吐的感觉中渐渐闻到了一种香辣美味的气息,不由自主地就抿了抿嘴唇。 I...... I taste again.” Zhou Dongdong licked the lip. “我……我再尝一点。”周咚咚舔了舔嘴唇。 Liu Changan gave her chopsticks. 刘长安给了她一双筷子。 Comfortable that this food eats sometimes, tastes the delicious food, not necessarily some intense must match the feeling of rice, must eat meal, being is the pure garnishing that comfortably eats gets food down, is stimulating the appetite one after another purely, is satisfying the stomach full feeling, rather than makes each spot of mouth appreciate food the flavor. 这顿饭吃的舒服,有时候品尝美味菜肴,未必有很强烈的要搭配米饭的感觉,要吃饭吃的最舒服的,莫过于就是单纯的配菜下饭,一口一口纯粹的刺激着食欲,满足着胃饱满的感觉,而不是让口腔的各个部位去体味食物的味道。 The smelly mandarin fish is this can match three bowls of rice to get into the stomach together fully below meal, the irrelevant connoisseurship delicacy and what ceremony feeling, the pure appetite has been satisfied. 臭桂鱼就是这样能让人搭配着三碗米饭一起酣畅淋漓下肚的下饭菜,无关鉴赏美味和什么仪式感,纯粹的食欲得到满足。 Emperor who this is just like harem 3000 beautiful women, every day in chooses a beautiful woman to come, will have the patience to appraise the beautiful woman not to have an outstanding person graceful bearing of non- best quality goods probably very much, his abstinence one year later, runs into a beautiful female again, perhaps he did not have that patience to appraise, satisfaction that however obtained probably also wanted intense many compared with before. 这就好比一个后宫三千佳丽的皇帝,每日里挑选一个美人来,大概会很有耐心的品鉴美人无一处不极品的尤物风姿,只是当他禁欲一年之后,再遇到一个美丽的女子,他也许没有那耐心去品鉴了,但是获得的满足也许比以前还要强烈的多。 Two people finished eating the food, Zhou Dongdong put out a hand to trace on the belly of Liu Changan, touched the belly of oneself, I told you a secret!” 两个人吃完饭,周咚咚伸手在刘长安的肚子上摸了摸,又摸了摸自己的肚子,“我告诉你一个秘密啊!” What?” “什么?” My mother three days have not hit me!” “我的妈妈三天没有打我了!” „Do you want the best room to uncover a tile?” “那你要不要上房揭个瓦啊?” I cannot crawl!” “我爬不上去!” That is, such round will not have crawled, only if you are the panda.” “那是,这么圆的没有一个会爬的,除非你是熊猫。” Elder Brother Changan, have you eaten the panda?” 长安哥哥,你有没有吃过熊猫啊?” Two people are speaking, Zhou Shuling came back, Zhou Dongdong shouted mother, Liu Changan also pointed at Zhou Dongdong to say she had eaten meal. 两个人正说着话,周书玲回来了,周咚咚喊了一声“妈妈”,刘长安也指着周咚咚说了一声“她吃过饭了”。 „Did you two eat the excrement?” Zhou Shuling is startled, covers the nose to withdraw several steps. “你们两个吃了屎吗?”周书玲大吃一惊,捂着鼻子退后几步。 Really like mother like daughter, Liu Changan blew several tones toward Zhou Shuling, making Zhou Shuling retrocede again and again. 真是有其母有其女,刘长安朝着周书玲又吹了几口气,让周书玲连连后退。 We ate the smelly mandarin fish.” Liu Changan said ill-humoredly. “我们吃了臭桂鱼。”刘长安没好气地说道。 You first clean the teeth.” Zhou Shuling could not bear smile, met Eldest Young Lady Zhu a moment ago, she made me ask you, she prepared to give us a starting doing business big present, are you willing to receive.” “那你们先去刷牙。”周书玲忍不住笑了起来,“刚才遇见竹大小姐了,她让我问问你,她准备送我们一份开业大礼,你愿不愿意收。” Receives.” Liu Changan without hesitation. “收。”刘长安毫不犹豫。 - -- - -- Highly recommends one to have fate book «Milk Father Different Restaurant» very much, moe moe's little loli, the feeling of some Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong, 1.8 million characters, are fertile enough, can slaughter refreshedly, can eat to the full like below meal. 强烈推荐一本很有缘分的书《奶爸的异界餐厅》,也有一个萌萌的小萝莉,很有刘长安周咚咚的感觉,180万字,足够肥沃,可以爽快的宰杀了,就像下饭菜一样能吃个饱。
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