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#293: The false falls bumps porcelain expert Professor Liu

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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ At this time Liu Changan should whistling rest on the bed greatly, even if first time in bedroom that rested in such beautiful young girl, most is still resisting the blurry vigor, should not go into the kitchen to take tomato absolutely to gnaw soberly. 这时候刘长安应该在床上呼呼大睡的,就算第一次睡在这么美丽的少女的卧室里,最多也就是抵抗着迷糊劲儿,绝对不应该这么清醒地跑到厨房里拿了一个西红柿在啃。 oneself will very select the fruit, Liu Yuewang goes to the supermarket to buy the tomato time feels these tomato specially delicious appearances. 自己还是挺会挑果子的,柳月望去超市里买西红柿的时候就觉得这些西红柿特别好吃的样子。 Now is not the self-satisfied this time, Liu Yuewang some vitality/angry, how doesn't Liu Changan defer to the mentality that she designs to come immediately? 现在不是得意这个的时候,柳月望顿时有些生气,刘长安怎么就不按照她设计的思路来呢？ „I am practicing the yoga.” When Liu Yuewang is angry is very awkward, ridicules two, the posture that good oneself drops down is beautiful enough, if otherwise shows a lying this way and that posture, said that is practicing the yoga not like. “我正在练瑜伽呢。”柳月望生气之余还是很尴尬的,讪笑两声,还好自己倒下的姿势足够优美,否则如果摆出个横七竖八的姿势,说是在练瑜伽也不像啊。 Was saying Liu Yuewang pays attention to the Liu Changan facial expression, while swayed from side to side a waist hands and feet cautiously. 说着柳月望一边留意刘长安的神情,一边小心翼翼地扭动了一下腰肢手脚。 An enough large loach falls after the ground jumped to stumble a while, accepted sways from side to side several appearances realistically slowly. 一条足够肥大的泥鳅掉在地上蹦跶了一会儿后,接受现实地缓缓扭动几下的模样。 Liu Changan also remembered that to boil the half ripe, the finless eel that the body bent stiffly. 刘长安还想起了那煮到半熟,身体僵硬地弯起来的鳝鱼。 Although Liu Yuewang stature wonderful graceful exquisite, flesh fairly really snow, who makes her facial expression movement very stiff? The association of that no wonder Liu Changan is not very happy, there is an ancient saying: Do the outstanding people move to the person sufficiently, why the outstanding person? The obsequious attitude is , the obsequious attitude in the person, still the fire has the flame, the lamp has the light, bead shell gold and silver has the beautiful color. 尽管柳月望的身材妙曼玲珑,肌肤白皙甚雪,可谁让她神情动作都十分僵硬呢？那就怪不得刘长安的联想不够美好,古人云:尤物足以移人,尤物为何？媚态是也,媚态之在人身,犹火之有焰,灯之有光,珠贝金银之有宝色。 At this time Liu Yuewang was concerned about face also to have the obsequious attitude, that is inappropriate, the loach or the finless eel that therefore the resembles swayed from side to side also had no problem. 这时候柳月望要脸上还有媚态,那就太不合适了,所以还是像扭动的泥鳅或者鳝鱼也没什么毛病。 „The origin of yoga according to their present algorithms, that is quite ancient, several thousand B. C. had the root to look into...... that time person to bridge over Tibetan Plateau, Himalayas, arrived at the present south Asian subcontinent, you think to look, a person from that high plateau, then on the high mountain rolls, unavoidably will move the physique, sways from side to side the body, or the distortion excessive joint makes anything the dislocation, at that time these indigenous should be Dravidian people, sees this scene, then thinks that is what practicing dense law, lies down then to sway from side to side carelessly, this is the origin of yoga..” “瑜伽的起源按照他们现在的算法,那是相当的古老,公元前几千年就有根源可寻究了……那时候有一个人跨过了青藏高原,喜马拉雅山脉,来到了如今的南亚次大陆,你想想看,一个人从那么高的高原,那么高的山上滚下来,难免会活动活动筋骨,扭动扭动身体,把错位啊或者扭曲过度的关节弄一弄什么的,当时那些土著应该是达罗毗荼人吧,看到这一幕,便以为是什么修行密法,都躺下来跟着胡乱扭动,这便是瑜伽的起源。” Liu Changan said, eats the remaining tomato, washed washing the hands. 刘长安说完,把剩下的西红柿啃完,洗了洗手。 Liu Yuewang has seized the chance to crawl, although she thought that oneself this does not practice the yoga to crawl to appear the insufficient nature rapidly, however lies down before a young man is swaying from side to side the body, unavoidably will have the attractive suspicion, when with daughter's boyfriend lives alone, she also under restraining oneself charm. 柳月望已经趁机爬了起来,尽管她觉得自己这样就不练瑜伽迅速爬起来显得不够自然,但是在一个年轻男子面前躺着扭动身体,难免会有诱人之嫌,和女儿的男朋友独处时,她也得收敛下自己的魅力。 „You talked nonsense completely, where could be such origin? Any person can roll from the peak in Himalayas, only if he formed a snowball in the halfway, the snowball rolls also almost!” Liu Yuewang refutes Liu Changan not to know hearsay where comes, no wonder An Nuan often said that Liu Changan can talk nonsense specially. “你完全是胡说八道,哪有可能是这样的起源？什么人能够从喜马拉雅山脉中的高峰上滚下来,除非他在半路就形成了一个雪球,雪球滚下来还差不多！”柳月望驳斥刘长安不知道从哪儿来的道听途说,难怪安暖常说刘长安特别能扯淡。 „In this world nothing is impossible. For example I also see the professor to fall false touch the porcelain......, I meant that once I walk on the road, a middle-aged woman is riding the bicycle from my side process, she threw down suddenly, discovered that she wants to touch the porcelain, therefore I no one threw her from a bridge while the road on to the river in while convenient went, does not know that she can swim.” “这个世界上没有什么是不可能的。例如我还见过大学教授假摔碰瓷呢……嗯,我是说有一次我走在路上,一个中年妇女骑着自行车从我身边经过,她突然就摔倒了,发现她想碰瓷,于是我趁着路上没人就顺便把她从一大桥上丢到河里去了,不知道她会不会游泳。” „How that...... that you know that she is the professor?” Liu Yuewang somewhat said afraid. “那……那你怎么知道她是大学教授？”柳月望有些心虚地说道。 „I guess.” “我猜的。” Liu Yuewang is pursing the lips not to speak, this Liu Changan does not believe mostly she was practicing the yoga a moment ago, this makes Liu Yuewang be angry very much, she said that why doesn't he believe? 柳月望抿着嘴不说话了,这个刘长安多半是不相信她刚才是在练瑜伽,这让柳月望很生气,她都这么说了,他凭什么不相信？ „Noon today soup drinks...... a little to make the population do, troubles you to make the pot tea to me, thanked.” The Liu Changan also pursing the lips lip of said. “今天中午的汤喝起来……有点让人口干,麻烦你给我煮壶茶吧,谢谢了。”刘长安也抿了抿嘴唇说道。 Liu Yuewang made the tea hastily, at the same time was afraid, this Liu Changan speech has clamped the rifle sling stick, he should really not discover that oneself does attempt to pervert in the soup?, She has not possibly needed the chopsticks to moisten a point to taste, obviously does not have any unusual smell. 柳月望连忙去煮茶了,一边心虚,这刘长安说话一直夹枪带棍的,他该不会真的发现自己在汤里做了手脚吧？没可能啊,她用筷子沾了一点尝了,明明没有任何异味啊。 Liu Yuewang made the tea, Liu Changan both hands received very much politely, after drinking one cup of tea, said: „Actually I have one set of classical health law of more suitable daily exercise to teach you, compares the yoga, my set of health law is more suitable to practice daily, it does not need the private situation and item, does not need the music, the fragrant atmosphere wait/etc were auxiliary, you can practice anytime and anywhere, its main effect expulsion of toxin, reaches middle-age, the metabolism becomes slow, the toxin that within the body accumulates increases, how the expulsion of toxin effect actually reduces......, interested?” 柳月望煮了茶,刘长安很客气地双手接了过来,喝了一杯茶后说道:“其实我有更适合日常锻炼的一套古典养生法可以教给你,相比较瑜伽,我这一套养生法更加适合日常练习,它既不需要私密的场合和道具,更不需要音乐,香氛等等辅助,你随时随地可以练练,它的主要功效是排毒,人到中年,新陈代谢变缓,体内积累的毒素增多,排毒功效却降低……怎么样,有没有兴趣？” Liu Yuewang nods, got up to An Nuan, Liu Yuewang looks that they change the clothes to leave in the home, Liu Yuewang recovers, oneself prepares today abundantly, the plan is thorough, finally anything has not done, instead followed Liu Changan to study a noon what classical keeping in good health law. 柳月望愣愣地点了点头,一直到安暖起来了,柳月望看着他们换衣服离开家里,柳月望才回过神来,自己今天准备充沛,计划周密,结果什么也没有做,反而跟着刘长安学了一中午什么古典养生法。 But this thing really useful? Liu Yuewang has doubts, Liu Changan added that practices the average level, can lick the elbow with the tongue, won't he be will tease my? 可这玩意真的有用吗？柳月望不禁疑惑,刘长安还说练到中等程度,可以用舌头舔到手肘,他不会是逗我的吧？ Liu Changan and An Nuan have walked on the avenue, the warm sunlight by the trees that by the street stands tall and erect is interwined the branches and leaves blocking sparse to become Suisui spot, An Nuan still opened oneself that the oiled paper umbrella that the seventh night of the seventh lunar month festival receives, is facile and firm, but also is giving off the light fragrance, always made An Nuan have one type is Liu Changan opens sky to cover her in the following feeling. 刘长安和安暖已经走在树荫大道上了,热烈的阳光被街道两旁高耸的树木交织在一起的枝叶遮挡疏落成碎碎的斑点,安暖依然撑开了自己那把七夕节收到的油纸伞,轻便而坚固,还散发着淡淡的香气,总让安暖有一种是刘长安撑开了一片天空把她笼罩在下面的感觉。 „One entire at noon, you with my mother in the same place?” This lets the place that An Nuan takes to heart, Professor Liu is also a beautiful woman, moreover she and Liu Changan also past, although had passed, but An Nuan somewhat cares. “一整个中午,你都和我妈在一起？”这是让安暖耿耿于怀的地方,柳教授也是个美丽的女人啊,而且她和刘长安还有一段过去,尽管都已经过去了,但是安暖还是有些在意的。 „Your mother in soup Riga the boston ivy root powder, this type of thing drank the mild hypersomnia, advantageous sleep at noon, is no harm, therefore I have not prevented you to eat the soup.” Liu Changan smiles, „she may be really fierce, this method can think.” “你妈中午在汤里加了爬山虎根粉,这种东西喝了会让人轻度嗜睡,有利睡眠,也没有什么坏处,于是我就没有阻止你喝汤。”刘长安笑了笑,“她可真厉害,这法子都想得出来。” „I said how at noon today I rest is so quick! Usually I must lie down am playing to meet the cell phone to fall asleep.” An Nuan is indignant, „clearly knows that her schemes and tricks, I cannot reveal her. She thinks the peeping cell phone?” “我就说我今天中午怎么睡的那么快！平常我都要躺着玩会手机才睡得着。”安暖愤愤不平,“明知道她的阴谋诡计,我也不能去揭穿她。她是想偷看手机吧？” „Probably is this, I have not wanted to sleep in any case, to avoid her wants any at sixes and sevens idea to come out, I spent noon time to teach her one set of health law.” Liu Changan also loves it and everything that comes along with it, had the patience very much, otherwise proper dealing should take the whip to pull out her, she did not have so many ideas, the person, did not take a beating does not grow. “大概是这样吧,反正我也没想要睡觉,为了避免她又想什么乱七八糟的主意出来,我就花了一中午时间教了她一套养生法。”刘长安也是爱屋及乌,很有耐心了,否则正经的应对应该是拿着鞭子抽她,她就没有那么多想法了,人嘛,都是不挨揍不成长。 „I must study!” An Nuan envied. “我也要学！”安暖又嫉妒了。 „I teach your Qinwei alchemy, did you practice?” Liu Changan looked at one, felt that has not practiced. “我教你的溱洧方术,你练了没有？”刘长安看了一眼,感觉没练。 Felt that the Liu Changan look, An Nuan grabbed his arm to fall layer on layer/heavily, was angry to be angry: „Summer vacation I practiced, the feeling was useless.” 感觉到刘长安的眼神,安暖抓着他的手臂重重地摔了一下,嗔恼道:“暑假我练了啊,感觉没什么用。” „You must persevere, every night before going to sleep , the practice is most effective.” Liu Changan expostulates saying that „when you do not want one day to hug my arm is swaggering, lets no longer is jolting that on small hillside I feel, but is crash in mountain range abyss?” “你要持之以恒,每晚入睡前练习是最有效的。”刘长安劝诫道,“难道你不想有一天抱着我的手臂摇来摇去时,让我感觉的不再是小山坡上的颠簸,而是山峦深渊中的坠落吗？” „Your big hooligan!” An Nuan blushes, is charmingly angry is hitting the person, „I have usually not made you feel what jolting of small hillside! It is not right, bah, my meaning is I have not hugged your arm in the bosom! Repugnant!” “你个大流氓！”安暖脸红,娇嗔着打人,“我平常也没有让你感觉到什么小山坡的颠簸！不对,呸,我的意思是我没有把你的手臂搂在怀里！讨厌！” „Are you doing now?” “那你现在在干嘛？” „I let loose immediately!” “我马上放开了！” „You let loose!” “那你放开！” „I not!” “我就不！” - -- - -- Recommends book «World High Military», in the best-selling list overhangs, naturally has its forte, the author eagle is the strength with coexists diligently, is not summer flower type of salt fish may compare. 推荐一本书《全球高武》,畅销榜上高高挂,自然有其过人之处,作者老鹰是实力与努力并存,绝非夏花这种咸鱼可比。
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