您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Can not have the boyfriend, can not have the girlfriend, but cannot do without the cell phone, regarding also wants WIFI and current capacity...... is the child, the adult never lacks WIFI and current capacity. 可以没有男朋友,可以没有女朋友,但是不能没有手机,至于说还要WIFI和流量的……都是孩子,成年人从来不缺少WIFI和流量。 Thus it can be seen, the cell phone is a how important technology product, the person living time, the time that it accompanies are most, but after the coffin is dies, uses, is living the time essential item is important, after dying , is the dispensable thing important? 由此可见,手机是多么重要的一件科技产品,人活着的时候,它陪伴的时间最多,而棺材是死后才用的,那么到底是活着的时候的必需品重要呢,还是死了以后可有可无的东西重要呢？ Can fire the ash, the cinerary casket is not a coffin, therefore the coffin is not an essential item. 可以烧成灰啊,骨灰盒并不是棺材,所以说棺材并不是必需品。 Liu Changan earnestly and Shangguan Dandan was reasonable. 刘长安认认真真地和上官澹澹讲道理。 „That year Changyi King 19 years old, were elated with success, vertical Ma Changan, that year young empress is 15 years old, all happy lives initially saw.” “那年的昌邑王十九岁,春风得意,纵马长安,那年年幼的皇后十五岁,一切的美好不过人生的初见。” „How don't you want to take a look at the people of later generation to deduct the wind and cloud in Chang'an to be treacherous initially? Don't you want to open eyes to look at Weiyang Palace again?” “你不想看看后世的人如何演绎当初长安城里的风云诡谲吗？你不想再睁眼看一看未央宫吗？” „Is your memory fuzzy? Fragment? Also or clearly just like yesterday? But now eventually is more than 2000 years later, do you want to take a look at these familiar names, these familiar people, are they deducting your initial memory lifelike?” “你的记忆是模糊的？还是碎片的？又或者清晰恍如昨日？可现在终究是两千多年以后了,你想不想看看那些熟悉的名字,那些熟悉的人,他们活灵活现地演绎着你当初的记忆？” „You only need a cell phone, can meet the needs in all your minds. You exist forever in world, but the people are no longer the same, 2000 years passed, child said in Sichuan, the deceased husband, at this moment, dependence in your mind, comforted in this way, recalls, needs such a treasure to realize, to you, what but also there is more important than the cell phone?” “你只需要一部手机,可以满足你所有心灵上的需求。你长存于世,而物是人非,两千年的岁月流逝,子在川上曰,逝者如斯夫,此时此刻,你心灵上的依赖,安慰,缅怀,都需要这样一件宝物来实现,对于你来说,还有什么比手机更重要呢？” The Liu Changan lecture, calmly looks at the coffin, is waiting for the response of Shangguan Dandan. 刘长安讲完了,静静地看着棺材,等待着上官澹澹的回应。 Still is silent. 依然是沉默。 Liu Changan nods, it seems like traded the plan fail of coffin with the cell phone, the sister-in-law/little aunt maternal home has not used the cell phone, depending on his description, without that easy heart movement. 刘长安点了点头,看来用手机换棺材的计划失败了,小姑娘家又没有用过手机,光凭着他的描述,没那么容易心动。 Therefore Liu Changan no matter also Shangguan Dandan looks could not see, feels cannot feel, starts to demonstrate various functions of cell phone in the compartment. 于是刘长安也不管上官澹澹看不看得到,感受不感受得到,在车厢里开始演示手机的各种功能。 „This is social network APP, is this thing useful? Like your time, so-called informed the world, the range of actually truly disseminating was few, some imperial order transmitted to the remote areas, taking 35 months was also very normal, 35 years were not unusual. But had this social APP, you promulgate the decree again, shortly the world will all know, you look at this are your network status, the name was your name, the note is your posthumous name, the head picture is your selfie according to...... also helps you rub the skin whitening, this dragon powder powder.” “这是社交网络APP,这个东西有什么用呢？像你们的那个时代,所谓昭告天下,其实真正传播的范围很少,有些诏令传达到偏远地区,需要三五个月也很正常,三五年也不稀奇。可是有了这个社交APP,你再颁布旨意,顷刻间天下皆知,你看这就是你的网络身份,名字是你的名字,备注是你的谥号,头像是你的自拍照……还帮你磨皮美白了,这龙都粉粉的了。” Liu Changan said that also made two pictures. 刘长安说完,又拍了两张照片。 „You...... you give me the treasure.” “你……你把宝贝给我。” „You also know are the treasure, how can give you casually?” “你也知道是宝贝,怎么能随便给你呢？” „Initially you had said that so long as I do not cry, anything can me, you speak to keep a promise.” “当初你说过,只要我不哭了,什么都可以给我,你说话要算数。” Liu Changan gawked, this matter? 刘长安愣了一下,还有这事？ Even if really has this matter, before that was still 2000 matter, but also kept a promise? 就算真的有这事,那也是两千年之前的事情了,还算数吗？ In 2000 was not long, if before 2000 matter does not keep a promise, this little was probably inappropriate. 两千年也不算长,如果两千年之前的事情就不算数了,这好像有点不合适啊。 Shangguan Dandan does not speak, but Liu Changan one type was actually staring at his feeling by the little miss in the back, was the eye tearful, suffering that. 上官澹澹也不说话了,但是刘长安却有了一种被小姑娘在背后盯着他的感觉,还是眼泪汪汪,委委屈屈的那种。 „Good.” “好吧。” At this time is not suitable is irritable, Liu Changan does not want to rob to possess of her coffin let alone, he to holding no interest, is only interested in secret. 此时不宜急躁,更何况刘长安也不是想要把她的棺材抢走占为己有,他对占有没啥兴趣,只对其中的隐秘感兴趣。 Liu Changan phone screen toward release on coffin. 刘长安把手机屏幕朝下放在了棺材上。 Shangguan Dandan has no sound, the cell phone has not vanished on the coffin instantaneously, Liu Changan very simple going also gave to bring the instruction booklet. 上官澹澹没有任何动静,手机在棺材上也没有瞬间消失,刘长安很干脆的去把说明书也给拿来了。 „Do you want to use the cell phone in the coffin? The signal is not good.” “你难道要在棺材里用手机？信号不好吧。” Shangguan Dandan has not responded to Liu Changan, Liu Changan not many wordy, stands by the coffin looks. 上官澹澹还是没有回应刘长安,刘长安也不多啰嗦,就站在棺材旁边看着。 Person who clearly he is one has the patience very much very much, but hides in the little miss who in the coffin does not come out all day, probably will not miss patiently. 很显然他是一个很有耐心的人,但是一个整天躲在棺材里不出来的小姑娘,好像耐心也不会差。 It was quickly black, Liu Changan first time dinner does not eat, stands in the compartment looks at the Shangguan Dandan coffin. 天很快就黑了,刘长安头一次晚餐都不吃了,就站在车厢里看着上官澹澹的棺材。 Old Man Qian shouted Liu Changan to play mahjong, had not found the person. 钱老头来喊刘长安搓麻将,没有找到人。 Elderly Lady Liu shouted Liu Changan the expelling beard, Liu Changan also in the compartment. 刘老太太来喊刘长安去打跑胡子,刘长安也还在车厢里。 Zhou Dongdong ran to feed the loach, sat in the water hole for a long time. 周咚咚跑下来喂了泥鳅,在水坑边坐了好久。 Also some people passed by, patted the compartment gate conveniently. 还有人路过,顺手拍了拍车厢门。 Soon to the midnight, Liu Changan started to continue to attend class simply, speaks the content of encyclopedia, Liu Changan believes, her more many to this world understanding, she leaves the idea of coffin more intense. 很快到了半夜,刘长安干脆开始继续上课,讲起了百科全书的内容,刘长安相信,她对这个世界了解的越多,她离开棺材的想法就会越强烈。 Liu Changan does not believe that since she asked for it the cell phone, was this desire was certainly intense enough, the strong desire was very difficult to control. 刘长安就不信了,她既然都开口要手机了,那么一定是这种欲望足够强烈了,强烈的欲望是很难控制的。 An evening passed, the Liu Changan water has not drunk one, spoke one throughout entire evening, this to him naturally is not anything, he has the person of patience very energy consumption very much, many years never some people can consume him. 一晚上过去了,刘长安水都没有喝一口,讲了一整个晚上,这对于他来说当然也不算什么,他是很有耐心很能耗的人,多少年来从未有人能够耗过他。 „After refrigerator gate, has the lamp autoswitch, makes gate, the refrigerator gate inner wall embed magnetic seal packing collar, in the refrigerator has the oil chamber, the meats safe cabinet, the partition board installment channel, the refrigerating room, the cold-storageroom, the drinking fountain, hand......” “冰箱门后有灯自动开关,制门器,冰箱门内壁镶嵌有磁性密封圈,冰箱内有油室,肉类保险柜,隔板安装通道,冷冻室,冷藏室,饮水机,把手……” „Treasure was bad.” “宝贝坏了。” Liu Changan is speaking the constitution of modern refrigerator with her, places on the coffin to start silent Shangguan Dandan from him the cell phone, finally also said four characters. 刘长安正在和她讲现代冰箱的构成,从他把手机放在棺材上开始沉默的上官澹澹,终于又说了四个字。 Liu Changan gawked, was the cell phone bad? Cell phone that just bought fortunately, but also in the warranty period, can trade one, what if buys is the counterfeit goods, the profiteer definitely does not recognize, needs to display their wisdom and bravery. 刘长安愣了一下,手机坏了？还好刚买的手机,还在保修期,可以去换一个,不过万一买到的是假货,奸商肯定就不认了,又需要斗智斗勇。 Liu Changan takes the cell phone, pressed the starting key casually, demonstrates the electric quantity to be insufficient, this where was bad, this did not have the electricity. 刘长安把手机拿起来,随便按了按开机键,显示电量不足,这哪里是坏了啊,这就是没电了而已。 Wait, this cell phone oneself filled the electricity, if continuously standby, was insufficient the present not to have the electricity. 等等,这手机自己充满电了的,如果一直待机,不至于现在就没电了啊。 Liu Changan thinks of here, the doubts looked at a coffin. 刘长安想到这里,疑惑地看了一眼棺材。 „Have you been using this cell phone?” “你一直在用这手机？” Shangguan Dandan has not spoken. 上官澹澹没有说话。 The Liu Changan pursing the lips lip , the frustration, is really oneself is a little living in idleness unexpectedly, but also spoke one to attend class late, has she actually been playing the cell phone? 刘长安抿了抿嘴唇,居然有点挫败感,难道真的是自己干耗着,还讲了一晚上课,她却一直在玩手机？ Liu Changan a little clear high school time, under when the teacher saw plays cell phone the mood of schoolmate, Liu Changan takes the cell phone, with for the anger of role model, cell phone imitating electricity, after again starting, the optional point APP of beginning reading, saw the reading record of Shrouding the Heavens. 刘长安有点明白高中的时候,老师看到底下玩手机的同学时的心情了,刘长安拿着手机,怀着为人师的愤怒,把手机给充好电,重新开机以后,随意点开了起点阅读的APP,就看到了《遮天》的阅读记录。 She read a evening's novel. 她看了一晚上小说。 Has seen not to have the electricity. 一直看到没电。 oneself is teaching, she has not listened probably. 自己在讲课,她大概一点也没听。 Liu Changan arrives in the compartment, the look looks at the coffin tranquilly, „ how do you play your treasure? „ 刘长安来到车厢里,神色平静地看着棺材,“你怎么玩你的宝贝的？“ Shangguan Dandan has not spoken, Liu Changan asked continuously three times, was unresponsive. 上官澹澹没有说话,刘长安连续问了三次,毫无反应。 „You told the cell phone how I you played, novel how read, I helped you fix the treasure.” Liu Changan continues to be reasonable with her, „you looked, you said I have had such commitment to you, I gave you without delay, now you spoiled, wanted me to cultivate/repair, but was you such attitude, inappropriate?” “你告诉我你怎么玩的手机,怎么看的小说,我就帮你把宝贝修好。”刘长安继续和她讲道理,“你看,你原来说我对你有过那样的承诺,我二话不说就给你了,现在你弄坏了,又要我来修,可你还是这样的态度,不合适吧？” „You fix the treasure I to tell you.” “你修好宝贝我就告诉你。” In Liu Changan heart one happy, the little miss is really good to deceive. 刘长安心中一喜,小姑娘真好糊弄。