ITI :: Volume #3

#238: By wooden bird

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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ After Liu Changan manipulated a while cell phone, thinks, putting in order this novel downloaded, 6 million characters spent 200 dollars, this regarding Liu Changan also calculates that recently in this life compared the luxurious consumer behavior time, but number of words so many, think carefully cost-effective, after all such long novel, many authors must write lord knows. 刘长安摆弄了一会儿手机以后,想了想,把整本小说下载了,六百万字花了两百来块钱,这对于刘长安来说也算最近这一次的人生中比较奢侈的消费行为了,但是字数这么多,仔细想想还是划算的,毕竟这么长的小说,很多作者都要写到猴年马月去了。 Did not hate the child unable to wrap/sets of the wolf, the cell phone bought, did not care spends. 舍不得孩子套不着狼,手机都买了,不在乎多花点钱。 After Zhu Juntang visits the Liu Changan empty house, arriving at his side was sigh with emotion, „my bathroom is bigger than your family.” 竹君棠参观完刘长安空荡荡的房子以后,来到了他身边感慨,“我的浴室都比你家大。” The Zhu Juntang bathroom can also lie down in the bathtub looks at the seafood in aquarium, even Zhou Dongdong envies. 竹君棠的浴室还可以躺在浴缸里看水族馆里的海鲜呢,连周咚咚都羡慕。 „Really is shocking and feels inferior.” Liu Changan is willing to satisfy others 's superiority feeling, „, but, in ancient Europe, the bathroom and public toilet was also the social occasion. The significance of bathroom is to take a bath together, a bathroom of person, even if in your bathing pool can row a boat, can tick-tock the water vapor like the rain forest be dense , is the same.” “真是让人震惊和自卑啊。”刘长安很愿意满足他人的优越感,“不过,在古代的欧洲,浴室和公厕同样属于社交场合。浴室的意义在于一起洗澡,一个人的浴室,哪怕你的浴池里能够划船,能够像雨林一样滴滴答答水汽氤氲,也就一般般吧。” „Does the significance of bathroom lie and others takes a bath together?” Zhu Juntang definitely is unable to understand, „I do not want.” “浴室的意义在于和别人一起洗澡？”竹君棠完全无法理解,“我才不要。” Liu Changan has no interest and she discussed the classical school and modern humanistic significance that take a bath, in the human history many wars and take a bath the relations, for example a Borloo Penza war case, in winter the 300 officers in exhausted vanguard, is conducting to guard the ultimate decisive battle of empire, the front is the enemy has 5000 people of many big cities, but nearby hearing has in another big city the hot spring bath to be renowned, therefore they decide first to go to this hot spring city to repair and maintain, takes a hot bath well, the horse's hoof crosses the city wall, stepped on the innumerable roofs, the empire scale cavalry army ranked the third, successfully seized this. When city, comfortable taking a bath conditioning, was actually ambushed to wipe out, afterward this war was also made the epic big piece, filled the blood, the human nature, the war, the honor wait/etc. 刘长安也没兴趣和她讨论洗浴的古典流派和现代人文意义,人类历史上很多战争都和洗浴有关系,例如博罗奔萨战争史里的一个案例,冬日里疲惫前行的三百将士,正在进行捍卫帝国的终极大决战,前方就是敌军拥有五千人之多的大城市,但是听闻附近有另外一个大城市里温泉浴远近闻名,于是他们决定先去这个温泉城市修整,好好泡个热水澡,马蹄越过城墙,踩踏了无数房顶,帝国规模排名第三的骑兵军队,成功占领了这个城市,舒舒服服的洗完澡修整时,却被伏击全歼,后来这次战争还被拍成了史诗大片,充满了鲜血,人性,战争,荣光等等。 Liu Changan receives the cell phone, took «God And Golden» turned. 刘长安收好手机,拿了一本《上帝与黄金》翻了起来。 „Quite bored.” Zhu Juntang does not have the stool to sit, stands side Liu Changan idle looking around. “好无聊啊。”竹君棠没有凳子坐,站在刘长安身边无所事事的东张西望。 Liu Changan nods, thinks that she is truly bored. 刘长安点了点头,认为她确实无聊。 He is not bored, so long as at any time can feel that flowing of air, can hear the wind the rhythm, can smell the leaf and soil flavor, has the insect of distant place to call and noise sound gradually creates a clamor, the ray moves the shadow slantingly, pulls the different light shadow to be motley, how to be bored? Compared to feel this world, human likes going to the satisfied oneself desire, because that type satisfies is more intense. 他并不无聊,任何时候只要能够感觉到空气的流动,就能够听到风的律动,能够闻到叶子和泥土的味道,渐渐地有远处的虫鸣和喧嚣声鼓噪,光线斜斜地挪动影子,拉扯出不同的光影斑驳,怎么会无聊呢？只是相比较起去感受这个世界,人类更喜欢去满足自己的欲望,因为那种满足更强烈。 But all in world are the tranquil and moderate stance are longer-term forever, is intense and condition of high tide, is short. 可是世间的一切永远是平静而缓和的姿态更长远,越是强烈和高潮的状态,越是短暂。 „Did you later live in this building? Wants me to help you move?” “你以后就住这楼上了吧？要不要我帮你搬家？” „Does not use.” “不用。” Liu Changan can understand, Zhu Juntang helps him move, is calls to ask the person to handle matters probably, as for her? How fairy maiden can make the physical strength to live, moves in the staircase up and down, is that fairy maiden? fairy maiden cannot leave the perspiration. 刘长安很能够理解,竹君棠的帮他搬家,大概就是打个电话叫人来办事,至于她？仙女怎么能够做体力活,在楼梯上下跑动,那是仙女吗？仙女连汗都不能出的。 Zhu Juntang was more boring, therefore bridges over the calf of Liu Changan, arrives in the balcony, puts out a hand to pull these wutong leaves. 竹君棠更无聊了,于是跨过刘长安的小腿,来到阳台上,伸手去扯那些梧桐叶子。 Very much Liu Changan has not made an effort binds the branches and leaves, Zhu Juntang such a pulls, wutong leaf sweep, Zhu Juntang called out in alarm one, the body inclines, falls down from the balcony. 刘长安并没有很用力的把枝叶绑住,竹君棠这么一扯,一枝梧桐叶扫了过来,竹君棠惊叫一声,身子倾斜,就从阳台上掉了下去。 In the balcony the wall of railing was pounded by Liu Changan, although second floor is not high, but the unlucky egg always has various causes of death, if the head is well-grounded? 阳台上围栏的墙被刘长安砸了,二楼虽然不高,但是倒霉蛋总有各种死法,要是脑袋着地呢？ Liu Changan looked at one, put out a hand to hold the foot of Zhu Juntang, raised her. 刘长安看了一眼,伸手抓住了竹君棠的脚,把她提了上来。 Zhu Juntang is that type from the second floor falling down head toward the person of place, possibly is the head is quite spatial, the center of gravity of body then with average person different effects causing. 竹君棠就是那种从二楼掉下去脑袋会朝地的人,可能是脑袋比较空,身体的重心便和一般人不同引起的效果。 Liu Changan thought in that flash, if she seems like the buttocks to be well-grounded, no matter he she , were so in any case high, old building floor was short, let alone under was the low hovel. 刘长安在那一刹那就想到了,她要是看上去是屁股着地,他就不管她了,反正也就这么高,老楼的楼层本就矮,更何况下面是低矮的杂物间。 Seemingly meets the head to be well-grounded, Liu Changan acted, after all her head cannot break, what to do if really caused the floods? 看上去会脑袋着地,刘长安就出手了,毕竟她的脑袋不能破了,万一真的引起了水灾怎么办？ Liu Changan placed the one side Zhu Juntang , to continue to read the oneself book. 刘长安把竹君棠放在了一旁,继续看自己的书。 Zhu Juntang after the short god, had a lingering fear to call out in alarm, the pupil enlarged, left behind certain torn to pieces pictures except for childhood that mood fluctuating intensely the traffic accidents, should be in a moment ago the Zhu Juntang life the most dangerous time. 竹君棠却是在短暂的愣神之后,心有余悸的惊叫了起来,瞳孔都放大了,除了幼年那次情绪起伏激烈而留下若干支离破碎画面的车祸,刚才应该是竹君棠人生中最危险的时刻了。 Zhu Juntang called a while, finally the lingering fear horizontal calms down, said to Liu Changan stammeringly, „thanks...... thanks.” 竹君棠叫了一会儿,终于后怕地平静了下来,磕磕巴巴地对刘长安说了一句,“谢谢……谢谢。” Then, Zhu Juntang touches the head of oneself, she was raised to draw a moment ago but actually by Liu Changan, conceivable, if Liu Changan with enough time, she has not been the head is well-grounded. 说完,竹君棠摸了摸自己的脑袋,刚才她是被刘长安倒提着拉上来的,可以想象如果刘长安没有来得及,她就是脑袋着地了。 „You're welcome.” “不用谢。” „You said me if a moment ago really fell down, how can?” Zhu Juntang still feels the head of oneself. “你说我刚才要是真掉下去了,会怎么样？”竹君棠依然摸着自己的脑袋。 „Dying is quite likely, the possibility of cerebral concussion and cervical vertebra damage is quite big, after all you fall down, dances with joy, supports slightly, can alleviate impulse of very large part to the head.” Liu Changan side looked at an altitude to say. “死的可能性比较小,脑震荡和颈椎损伤的可能性比较大,毕竟你掉下去的时候,手舞足蹈,稍稍支撑一下,就能够缓解掉很大一部分对脑袋的冲击力。”刘长安侧头看了一眼高度说道。 „I, if had the head of woodpecker to be good, I heard that will not result in the cerebral concussion by the wooden bird.” Zhu Juntang somewhat envies said. “我要是有个啄木鸟的脑袋就好了,我听说逐木鸟不会得脑震荡。”竹君棠有些羡慕地说道。 „It is not easy by the wooden bird the cerebral concussion reason, the part has much to do with its brain bone structure and tongue, can pass through the maxilla by the tongue of wooden bird, then drills from the right nostril, then passes through from two eyes, is divided into two forks, has bypassed the entire brain, puts on respectively from the neck, extends also to extend more than ten centimeters after the mandible again...... you to determine that you do take one by the head of wooden bird?” Liu Changan imagined Zhu Juntang to withstand/top by the picture of wooden bird head, felt that truly had the aesthetic sense. “逐木鸟不容易得脑震荡的原因,有一部分和它的脑骨结构和舌头有很大关系,逐木鸟的舌头会穿过上颌骨,然后从右边的鼻孔钻出来,然后再从两个眼睛中间经过,分成两叉,一直绕过整个脑子,从脖子两侧分别穿回来,再经过下颌骨伸出去还能伸十多厘米……你确定你要一个逐木鸟的脑袋？”刘长安想象了一下竹君棠顶着个逐木鸟脑袋的画面,感觉确实更具美感。 „How possibly? This also too rare and beautiful flowers.” Zhu Juntang said unthinkably. “怎么可能？这也太奇葩了吧。”竹君棠匪夷所思地说道。 „You can go to Baidu to have a look.” The issue that sends Zhu Juntang this person, „Baidu had a look” to be full of the authority, their generally , Baidu can search, that difference most likely. “你可以去百度看看。”打发竹君棠这种人的问题,一句“百度看看”就充满了权威性,她们一般认为,百度都可以搜索到,那差不了十之八九。 Naturally, by the wooden bird also truly is this. 当然,逐木鸟也确实是这样的。 Zhu Juntang has not gone to search, because her custom is, I have the issue, I asked others, others gave the oneself correct answer are their work, otherwise did she spend to ask them to do? If there is an issue to need oneself to search, solves, then she did not need many people to come to be oneself worked, these people will be unemployed, from this perspective, Zhu Juntang also to provide the employment post, showed that the conscience of capitalist considered, therefore was disinclined to begin and use the brain. 竹君棠没有去搜,因为她的习惯是,我有问题,那我就问别人,别人给自己正确的答案是他们的工作,不然她花钱请他们干什么呢？如果有问题就需要自己去搜索,去解决,那么她就不需要很多人来为自己工作了,这些人就会失业,从这种角度来看,竹君棠也是为了提供就业岗位,证明资本家的良心着想,所以才懒得动手和动脑。 Liu Changan is not she invites, but the custom, is always very difficult to change. 刘长安不是她请的,但是习惯嘛,总是很难改变的。 „Good, you rescued my life......” “好吧,你救了我一命……” „Does not use.” “不用。” „I have not said!” “我还没说完！” „You , to thank me, shutting up is to I best thanks.” “你要是想感谢我,闭嘴就是对我最好的答谢。” The Zhu Juntang pursing the lips lip, raised the skirt, made a movement that at the back of him kicks the leg, thought at this time, what because today wear is the quite long skirt, therefore without wearing security trousers, is on buttocks has the small underpants that hollows out the big peach, oneself fell down a moment ago...... 竹君棠抿了抿嘴唇,提了提裙子,背着他做了一个踢腿的动作,这时候才想起来了,今天因为穿着的是比较长的裙子,所以没有穿安全裤,就是一条屁屁上有镂空大桃子的小内裤而已,刚才自己这么掉下去…… Did Liu Changan all see? Blushing that Zhu Juntang maintains composure, is observing the Liu Changan expression at the same time, he has not been ready to make trouble , after had not been stimulated, does calmly shy...... 刘长安岂不是全看到了？竹君棠不动声色的脸红,一边观察着刘长安的表情,他既没有蠢蠢欲动,也没有受到刺激后强做镇定的扭捏…… His response? Zhu Juntang thought that oneself a little suffers a loss, Liu Changan has not occupied her cheap appearance completely, but he saved her, if Zhu Juntang also haggles over this, created a scene? 他就这反应？竹君棠觉得自己有点吃亏,刘长安还一副完全没有占她便宜的样子,可是他又救了她,竹君棠要是还计较这个,是不是太无理取闹了？ May always think that is shy to lose face, Zhu Juntang kicked Liu Changan, turned around to run. 可总觉得害羞而丢脸,竹君棠踢了刘长安一下,转身就跑了。 Liu Changan is disinclined to pay attention to her, only smelled her to move the belt/bring to get windy, in the wind had the aura of young girl, as if was also the powder powder flavor, the skirt that flew upwards arranged, was Lieutenant Colonel Frank the heaven in mouth. 刘长安懒得理会她,只闻到了她跑动间带起了风,风中有少女的气息,似乎也是粉粉的味道,那飞扬的裙摆下,是弗兰克中校口中的天堂。 Zhu Juntang walked finally, Liu Changan took the cell phone to jump down from second floor, arrived in the compartment, put out the cell phone of that bluish green factory. 竹君棠终于走了,刘长安拿着手机从二楼跳了下来,来到了车厢里,拿出了那部蓝绿厂的手机。 „Human in 5000 the peak accomplishment of civilization...... the cell phone, changes your coffin, I can also buy this, you should know that it was precious.” “人类五千年文明的巅峰大成……手机,换你的棺材,我也就能买这一部而已,你应该知道它有多珍贵了。”
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