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#236: The cell phone changes the coffin( 2 gathers 1)


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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节! Liu Changan arrives in the compartment, not wordy anything, but continues to start to tell the Shrouding the Heavens story. 刘长安来到车厢里,并没有多啰嗦什么,而是继续开始讲《遮天》的故事。 Time this he said was quite long, the middle has not stopped, when an essential rhythm stopped, went back to make pot tea to raise in the hand. 这一次他讲的比较长,中间也没有停顿,等到一个关键的节奏时才停下来,回去泡了一壶茶提在手里。 Returned to the compartment Liu Changan to fill several hot tea, this continued saying: Talked about here, lead the actions of former girlfriend Li Xiaoman, displayed her unable with all sorts of details that the lead matched. Different with your such ancient, in novel that our modern people read, must become the leading lady, the most important thing is to make the reader feel that she has with the attribute that the lead matches, the background, moe, the most important thing cannot have that exciting reader self-respect and proud dislike feeling, otherwise washes difficultly white/in vain.” 回到车厢里刘长安灌了几口热茶,这才继续说道:“讲到这里,主角的前女友李小曼的所作所为,都表现出来了她无法和主角匹配的种种细节。和你这样的古人不一样,我们现代人看的小说里,要成为女主角,最重要的是让读者感觉她有和主角匹配的属性,背景,萌点,最重要的是不能有那种刺激读者自尊和骄傲的厌恶感,否则洗白都难。” Actually this is the natural cultural root affects to be the result, carefully read «Book of Songs», you will discover the men and women matched are very proper, young girl with crafty child, mature woman with fine gentleman, poor female with multitudious scholar, woman with brave soldier, virtuous young woman with gentleman, but simplicity that this well-mannered match, wrote, magnificent and expensive, elegant and character and style. Writes the appeal the world, defends to be sad but not overly distressing, but the color not obscene tasteful and elegant......, is actually obscene a point is also all right, excellent that the females in many article write, makes one be ready to make trouble to increase some all kinds descriptions unavoidably, this is the instinct.” “其实这是理所当然的文化根源影响所致,仔细读《诗经》,你会发现其中男女匹配就十分到位,少女配狡童,熟女配吉士,贫女配庶士人,妇人配壮士,淑女配君子,而这份规规矩矩的匹配,偏偏写的朴实,华贵,典雅和风情。写情趣的世界,守哀而不伤,色而不淫的雅韵……嗯,其实淫一点也没事,很多文中的女子写的极好,难免让人蠢蠢欲动而增加些色色的描写,此乃天性。” Liu Changan drank tea, looked coffin that peaceful and could calm down, then said, lead one group of arrived at an environment of different world, their actions fully manifested some political issues, because the politics inevitably was a non- personal behavior, therefore it was also suggesting collective behavior first in personal behavior, this was the politics most times the disgusting place, but the achievement of lead then in resistance political act, this receives one of crisp the reader welcome very much. The school of thought represented by ancient Greece thinker Aristotle believes, the politics under the resources scarce condition people in various behaviors that met the need...... lead one group of when not capturing and assignment Buddhist musical instrument manifests this point, the politics contained a more complex issue, manifesting in this story was, who should have bigger right to speak, who was the leader, what degree his power should , should receive what limit, when with the small group or individual benefit conflicted, as the power of leader how to prove its legitimacy?” 刘长安又喝了一口茶,瞄了一眼安静而沉得住气的棺材,接着说道,“主角一行人来到了一个异世界的环境,他们的所作所为充分体现了一些政治问题,因为政治必然是一个非个人行为,因此它也暗示着集体行为优先于个人行为,这便是政治在很多时候让人厌恶的地方,而主角的作为便是在对抗政治行为,这是很受读者欢迎的爽点之一。以古希腊思想家亚里士多德为代表的思想流派认为,政治绝不只是在资源稀缺条件下人们满足自身需求的各种行为……主角一行人在夺取和分配法器时就体现了这一点,政治包含更复杂的问题,体现在这个故事里便是,谁应该拥有更大的话语权,谁来担任首领,他的权力应该在什么程度,应该受到什么样的限制,与小团体或者个人的利益相冲突时,作为首领的权力又如何证明其正当性?” I and you spoke Shrouding the Heavens this book, to not let you thought that the story was interesting, the lead promoted crisply doubted the strength rise, but to speak politics, the author of this book did not certainly write the story for the politics, I refined these viewpoints, was because the modern political issue was more common, everywhere, people's profaning to authority was the unprecedented time, will have the severe impact on your thought that I say to you, in order to avoid you had three to observe the image of avalanche...... I to notice that many book said passes through, actually has not noticed to the physiology and psychology that three view impacts created. Influence.” “我和你讲《遮天》这本书,不是为了让你觉得故事多么有意思,主角升级打怪实力提升的爽点,而是为了讲政治学,这本书的作者当然不是为了政治学而写故事,我提炼出这些观点,是因为现代政治问题更普遍,无处不在,人们对威权的轻慢是前所未有的时代,会对你的思想产生强烈冲击,我给你讲讲,以免你发生三观崩塌的形象……我看到很多书里讲穿越,其实都没有注意到三观冲击造成的生理和心理状态的影响。” I am modern people, you are ancient people, you must remember this point.” Liu Changan stopped a while, I give your sanitary napkin, will you use? Are you useful?” “我是现代人,你是古代人,你要记住这一点。”刘长安停顿了一会儿,“我给你的卫生巾,你会用了吗?你用得上吗?” Liu Changan is certain when she these since 2000 the body came to a stop, will not come the menstruation, otherwise hasn't this coffin packed a blood of coffin? 刘长安可以肯定她这两千年来身体处于停滞状态时,是不会来月事的,否则这棺材还不装满了一棺材的血? A little disgusting, but Liu Changan has been engaged in many years of scientific effort, naturally can accept the picture of oneself imagination, ordinary. 有点恶心,不过刘长安从事过多年科研工作,自然能够接受自己想象的画面,普普通通吧。 Shangguan Dandan has not answered him this issue. 上官澹澹没有回答他这个问题。 Normal, that package of sanitary napkins are only one month of amount used, do you also want?” Liu Changan traded one to ask the law. “正常来说,那一包卫生巾只是一个月的用量,你还要吗?”刘长安换了一个问法。 Wants.” “要。” Finally had the sound, the sound was very small, was somewhat rapid, seemed worried that he no longer closely examined this issue. 终于有声音了,声音很小,也有些急促,似乎担心他不再追问这个问题了。 Liu Changan smiled two, nods, good, the Aunt Xie sales store should close, tomorrow buys for you. This Aunt Xie is the boss in sales store, after is you, person who needs to know, because delicious and loquacious young girl like you, the sales store boss was existed enviablly, she had all kinds of delicious, for example popsicle, spicy strip, star cup wait/etc.” 刘长安笑了两声,点了点头,“好的,谢婶子的小卖部应该关门了,明天给你买。这个谢婶子是小卖部的老板,是你以后需要认识的人,因为像你这样好吃而嘴碎的少女,小卖部老板就是最让人羡慕的存在了,她有各种各样的好吃的,例如雪糕,辣条,星球杯等等。” Is delicious and loquacious the appraisal regarding Liu Changan, Shangguan Dandan has not refuted, she fell to his hand , what but also there is not able to endure? 对于刘长安“好吃而嘴碎”的评价,上官澹澹并没有反驳,她都又落到他手里了,还有什么不能忍的? What can burn the strip and star cup is? 可辣条和星球杯是什么? Talked about the sanitary napkin to speak the cell phone, because this was the modern human indispensable two big foundation living substances, the sanitary napkin although was female special-purpose, but also affected the masculine daily life, let alone in the military trainings as well as certain situations the male can also use.” Liu Changan is preparing to speak the widespread use of sanitary napkin, but felt like pulls was too far, key point was a cell phone, you know that what the cell phone was? Had the cell phone, you can the person ten thousand li (0.5 km) away with the thousand li (500 km) talk over the telephone immediately, but can also see the opposite party, you can also buy the clothes on the cell phone, buys to eat, but can also exchange with countless people, Liu Che must have the cell phone at that time, do you know the influence able big? Naturally, the cell phone most important function was the entertainment, cannot play the game to look that the novel and looked at the cell phone of movie, will make people feel separated from the modern society, should jump the square to dance.” “讲到卫生巾就不能不讲手机,因为这是现代人类不可或缺的两大基础生活物质,卫生巾尽管是女性专用,但是也影响到了男性的日常生活,更何况军训以及若干情况下男性也可以用。”刘长安正准备讲一讲卫生巾的广泛用途,但觉得好像扯太远了,“重点是手机,你知道手机是什么吗?有了手机,你可以和千里万里以外的人即时通话,还可以看到对方,你还可以在手机上买衣服,买吃的,还可以和无数人交流,刘彻当时要有手机,你知道影响能有多大吗?当然,手机最重要的功能就是娱乐了,一个不能玩游戏看小说和看电影的手机,会让人感觉脱离了现代社会,应该去跳广场舞了。” Liu Changan takes the oneself cell phone, no matter also Shangguan Dandan can see, demonstrated various functions, then patted the coffin, is felt that oneself is stupid monkey that does not have the culture? To play the cell phone, wants to play you to come out.” 刘长安自己的手机拿出来,也不管上官澹澹能不能够看得到,把各种功能演示了一遍,然后拍了拍棺材,“是不是感觉自己是个没文化的蠢猴子啊?想不想玩手机啊,想玩你就出来。” You...... you...... disobedient son! If We the monkey, you are the little monkey!” “你……你……逆子!朕要是猴子,你就是小猴子!” Shangguan Dandan that very obviously, can endure also by unbearable of Liu Changan air/Qi, but has not jumped from the coffin. 很显然,很能忍的上官澹澹也被刘长安气的够呛,可还是没有从棺材里跳出来。 Yeah, said that a master for a day is a father for a lifetime, our rank has averaged, little miss each family, install what Sir.” “哎,都说了,一日为师,终身为父,我们辈分已经扯平了,小姑娘家家的,装什么大人。” Shangguan Dandan fully does not approve him a master for a day is a father for a lifetime view, no longer answered his issue. 上官澹澹完全不认可他“一日为师终身为父”的说法,也不再回答他的问题了。 Liu Changan thought that today had harvested, how many she had/left, moreover she must want to play the cell phone, if these ground beetle deity ghosts in legend arrive in front of him suddenly, will be interested in the cell phone very much, is the incomparably mysterious magic weapon, Shangguan Dandan such little miss can not be interested? 刘长安觉得今天已经有所收获了,她多出了几声,而且她不可能不想玩手机的,要是神话传说中的那些土鳖神仙鬼怪突然来到他面前,都会对手机很感兴趣,乃是无比神奇的法宝,上官澹澹这样的小姑娘会不感兴趣? My this cell phone cannot to you, because she is my girlfriend delivers, I will buy the cheap cell phone of bluish green factory to use to you tomorrow.” Liu Changan took the cell phone to shake shaking on the coffin. “我这个手机不能给你,因为她是我女朋友送的,我明天去买个蓝绿厂的便宜手机给你用。”刘长安拿着手机在棺材上晃了晃。 A strong suction transmits the Liu Changan fingers among the cell phone suddenly, Liu Changan gets hold of rapidly, the cell phone by this is almost not known the strength of where coming robbing. 一阵强大的吸力突然通过手机传递到刘长安指间,刘长安迅速握紧,手机差点就被这股不知道从何而来的力量给抢夺走。 Thanks to you Shangguan Dandan, wanting others' thing unexpectedly with snatching? You should write an imperial edict to present tribute, wrote the imperial edict to abandon the emperor like you initially.” Liu Changan holds in the cell phone the pocket, is really, having reached adulthood was also innocent, wanting anything only to know to snatch, even Zhou Dongdong is maturer than her. “亏你还是上官澹澹,想要别人的东西居然用抢的?你应该写一封诏书让人进贡,就像当初你写诏书废了皇帝一样。”刘长安把手机揣回兜里,真是的,老大不小了也不懂事,想要什么只知道抢,连周咚咚都比她成熟。 Liu Changan can determine, Shangguan Dandan was not surrounded by the coffin, is she can operate this coffin on the contrary, but this coffin was in some sense more mystical than his cell phone. 刘长安可以确定了,上官澹澹并不是被棺材困住,反倒是她能够操作这具棺材,而这具棺材在某种意义上比他的手机神秘多了。 I regretted, I did not give you cell phone, only if you took the coffin and I trade, I bought a cell phone for you.” Liu Changan thinks carefully, said to Shangguan Dandan very much definite, believes me, you will not regret that is very cost-effective, the cell phone is the almost omnipotent magic weapon, was fun than your broken coffin.” “我后悔了,我不给你手机了,除非你拿棺材和我换,我就给你买个手机来。”刘长安仔细想了想,很确定地对上官澹澹说道,“相信我,你不会后悔的,很划算,手机是几乎无所不能的法宝,比你这破棺材好玩多了。” Shangguan Dandan has not paid attention to Liu Changan. 上官澹澹没有理会刘长安 It seems like she did not have silliness that oneself imagined, Liu Changan not to give Shangguan Dandan to continue to tell the story, went back to sleep. 看来她没有自己想象的那么傻,刘长安也不给上官澹澹继续讲故事了,回去睡觉。 The dim light of night is deep, wutong leaf fallen dragging. 夜色深沉,梧桐树叶零零落落的摇曳。 The Baolong Centre outside lamp still just like the steps of heaven, one after another is extending toward the dim light of night deepest place. 宝隆中心的外灯依然犹如天国的阶梯,一圈一圈的往夜色的最深沉处延伸着。 In facing Baolong Centre in the direction of orange continent, a topography slightly is lowering seems like lives the splendor similarly radiantly the hotel building, then before is , one of the Changsha most luxurious hotels, among the standards the house price is next to geography sightseeing position also slightly times St Regis Hotel at present. 在面对着宝隆中心朝橘洲的方向,一栋地势略低而看上去同样璀璨生辉的酒店大楼,便是之前郡沙最奢华的酒店之一,标准间房价目前仅次于地理观光位置还稍次的瑞吉酒店。 This named Grand Hyatt Changsha hotel, river Jing room is very popular, particularly the orange continent has the evening of fireworks, subscribes one to see the orange continent fireworks room, looks at the under foot to crowd in waterfront people, but oneself actually keeps aloof, the contented bird's eye view fireworks, as if makes one have to enjoy the successful person safely very much to live, or with lover romantic feeling. 这家名为郡沙君悦的酒店,江景房间很受欢迎,尤其是橘洲有焰火的晚上,订一个能看到橘洲焰火的房间,看着脚下拥挤在江边的人们,而自己却高高在上,安然自得的俯瞰焰火,似乎很让人有享受成功人士生活,或者和情侣浪漫的感觉。 Third Madam not in Baolong Centre, but subscribed room in this hotel, room not in river Jing's direction, but is facing the Baolong Centre this position urban district, good to lay aside a telescope exactly, sees Liu Changan, the carrier and wutong tree. 三太太没有在宝隆中心,而是在这家酒店订了房间,房间也没有朝着江景的方向,而是面对着宝隆中心这个方位的市区,也恰恰好能够放置一架望远镜,看到刘长安,装甲运输车和梧桐树。 The finger of Third Madam inserts «Book of Songs», pinches to write books, the eye left the eyelens, determined tonight's Liu Changan had gone out of the compartment, returned to the room to sleep. 三太太的手指插入一本《诗经》之中,捏着书,眼睛离开了目镜,确定了今天晚上刘长安已经走出了车厢,回房睡觉了。 biao has the plum, actually seven. Asked my multitudious gentleman, until his! biao has the plum, actually three! Asked my multitudious gentleman, until its now! biao has the plum, just now basket xi! Asked my multitudious gentleman, said it until it!” “摽有梅,其实七兮。求我庶士,迨其吉兮!摽有梅,其实三兮!求我庶士,迨其今兮!摽有梅,顷筐塈!求我庶士,迨其谓之!” A young girl of full blonde «Book of Songs» took from the Third Madam hand, read. 一个满头金发的少女从三太太手中把《诗经》拿了过去,读了一遍。 Hears this sound carefully, clearly like the bead, actually just like the pronunciation of all artificial intelligence, how again the standard and planned recently the average man sound, is passing digital taste. 仔细听这声音,圆润如珠,却和所有的人工智能的发音一样,再怎么标准和拟近日常人声,都透着一股数码味。 Has a look at this blonde young girl again carefully, the eye pupil is dark and profound, but does not have nimble and resourceful and vigor, clearly is only some inorganic material quality. 再仔细看看这金发少女,眼眸黝黑而深邃,但是却没有灵动和活力,分明只是某种无机材质。 Its movement and normal person do not have much difference, even is more flexible, but ways of these joint rotations, obviously no one taste. 它的动作和正常人没有太大区别,甚至更灵活,但是那些关节转动的方式,显然没有什么人味。 It is a robot. 它是个机器人。 Third Madam has turned round, from reciting read in the machine person hand of this poem, gave to take carry back the book, the finger still inserted in this page. 三太太回过身来,从吟读这首诗的机器人手中,又把书给拿了回来,手指依然插在这一页中。 „The female in this poem waits for the sweetheart to be cherished, because is the time passage hates short, is to you, what anxiety anxious? This poem, does not conform to your mood.” The machine young girl is analyzing calmly, regarding the robot of modern, draws such conclusion in light of the material of goal character, is not difficult, let alone it is not the pure AI intelligence. “这首诗里的女子等待情人心切,因为年华恨短,可是对于你来说,急什么急?这诗,不符合你的心情吧。”机器少女冷静地分析着,对于现代的机器人来说,结合目标人物的资料来做出这样的结论,并不困难,更何况它也不是纯粹的AI智能。 Third Madam has not paid attention, but opens, looked at several, flips. 三太太没有理会,只是翻开来,看了几眼,又翻了翻。 One throughout entire summer break, Ye Chenyu has not left the coffin again.” Third Madam puts down the book, looked at goal in a telescope, during summer vacation, under a Baojun Group illumination apparatus company donated a number of lamps and lanterns, with improve night illumination in Changsha stretch of old town, naturally also includes the community that Liu Changan is, as the matter stands can let the telescope better display function, but this point Liu Changan does not seem to discover...... this does not calculate to that what nuisance death god returns to a hidden place invasion. “一整个暑假,叶辰瑜都没有再离开棺材。”三太太放下书,又看了一眼望远镜里的目标,暑假期间,宝郡集团旗下的一家照明用具公司捐赠了一批灯具,用以改善郡沙一片老城区的夜间照明情况,当然也包括刘长安所在的小区,这样一来可以让望远镜更好的发挥作用,而这一点刘长安似乎并没有发现……这也不算对那个什么劳什子“死神归隐地”入侵。 How do you determine Ye Chenyu certainly in the coffin?” The machine young girl rotated several circle circles the head suddenly hurriedly, tested a function, at the same time spoke, the sound then seemed like by the wind cuts the skin was the same. “你怎么就确定叶辰瑜一定在棺材里呢?”机器少女突然急溜溜地把脑袋转动了几个圈圈,测试了一下自身机能,一边说话,声音便像是被风刮破了一样。 Intuition.” “直觉。” „The intuition of woman same is inaccurate with their big maternal aunts.” The machine young girl exudes giggle the laughter, this is a cold joke, shows me not to have like this low level physiological condition superiority feeling.” “女人的直觉就和她们的大姨妈一样不准确。”机器少女发出咯咯的笑声,“这是一个冷笑话,彰显出我没有这样的低级生理状况的优越感。” It seems like your data access procedure/program has not written, you in the information that on Baidu searches for? Who you told that the big maternal aunt of woman certainly is inaccurate? Are you simply SIRI of inferior version?” “看来你的数据选择程序没有写好,你是在百度上搜出来的这种信息吧?谁跟你说女人的大姨妈就一定不准确的?还是你干脆就是一个劣质版的SIRI?” Places on a par me and SIRI such bitch!” “不要把我和SIRI那样的骚货相提并论!” Please shut up, making your master speak with me directly!” “请你闭嘴,让你的主人直接和我说话!” She fell asleep, she is uses the nerve reaction control in sleep I and you communicates, has not distinguished with the normal condition.” The machine young girl puts out a gold coin, throws in the hand. “她睡着了,她是利用睡眠中的神经反应控制我和你沟通,和正常情况没有区别。”机器少女拿出一枚金币,在手里抛来抛去。 Third Madam can understand that actually this movement the meaning, this robot is proving the similarity of oneself and master through the movement that imitating her master often makes. 三太太倒是能够理解这个动作的含义,这个机器人是在通过模仿她的主人常做的动作来证明自己和主人的相似性。 You said that Ye Chenyu has seen me?” Third Madam long sighs, she is also insufficient really and a robot haggles over anything, searches the information in the network all day the robot, thinking oneself infallible, but the logic had the problem too to be really normal, after all its core algorithm actually imitated in the final analysis, in the network the words and deeds of many fools are also affecting it. “你说叶辰瑜有没有看到过我?”三太太长叹了一口气,她也不至于真的和一个机器人计较什么,一个整天在网络上搜索信息的机器人,自以为是而逻辑出现问题实在太正常了,毕竟它的核心算法其实归根到底还是模仿,网络上也有很多傻子的言行举止在影响它。 He noticed that you do not know you, who made you kill true Third Madam initially, to replace her, but also made into and beforehand Third Madam general appearance the face.” Machine young girl heart disaster Le Huo tone. “他看到你也不认识你,谁让你当初杀了真正的三太太,为了取代她,还把脸弄成了和以前的三太太一般模样。”机器少女心灾乐祸的语气。 The Third Madam look changes, turned around to seize the neck of machine young girl, the look was imposing: Where do you hear?” 三太太神色一变,转身掐住了机器少女的脖子,神色凛然:“你从哪里听说的?” „When you let loose me...... to cough, cough......” machine young girl to imitate the human trachea was being stimulated the pronunciation, I do not need to hear, I am very intelligent girl, I according to the material and human behavior as well as your present physiological reaction, can judge that my analysis is correct.” “你放开我……咳,咳……”机器少女模仿着人类气管受刺激时的发音,“我不需要听说,我是非常聪明的女孩子,我根据资料和人类行为以及你现在的生理反应,可以判断出我的分析是正确的。” You judge, I will pinch your neck?” “那你有没有判断出,我会捏断你的脖子?” Not......” “没……” Without enough time, Third Madam the head of machine young girl switching off, under the damage location class skin material quality exposed the dense and numerous lines and parts. 已经来不及了,三太太把机器少女的脑袋给拔断了,损伤位置类肤材质下暴露出了密密麻麻的线路和元件。 But this does not have the significance, the data of this thing will transmit and preserve, Third Madam patted clapping, does not care, this conspiracy theory still has the market in Taiwan Island even, but they think that was Third Madam oneself planned third young master's death. 可是这毫无意义,这玩意的数据会传送和保存,三太太拍了拍手,也并不是十分在意,这种阴谋论就算在台岛也颇有市场,只是他们认为是三太太自己策划了三少爷的死而已。 The machine young girl struggled to crawl from the ground, picked up the head of oneself, then sent the recovery command, then sat on the ground is motionless. 机器少女挣扎着从地上爬了起来,捡起了自己的脑袋,然后发送了回收指令,便坐在地上一动不动了。
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