ITI :: Volume #3

#235: This year's flood, is the water in your brain

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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Liu Changan raised from the flower garden Bai Hui, this narrow flower garden itself/Ben to isolate the aperture of bridge, avoids the pedestrian not falling down carefully, the head and shoulder of Bai Hui have extended, empty is hanging, both hands both feet opens to grab thoughtlessly, looks below aperture of bridge, her oneself also has a scare. 刘长安把白茴从花圃中提了出来,这段狭窄的花圃本就是为了隔离桥洞,避免行人不小心掉下去而已,白茴的头和肩膀已经伸了出来,空荡荡的悬着,双手双脚张开乱抓,看着下边的桥洞,她自己也吓了一跳。 „These two people should take the money to stare in the bank from you.” Liu Changan patted Bai Hui to moisten some leave of grass small cheeks gently, „were you a vase? The vase also wants looks more attractive can become a promising occupation. You looked that your looks is not only ordinary, the brain is not easy-to-use, but also must always put the water toward the head, if a moment ago I did not hold you, you fell down, a head dang, could put a water to come out, the class/flow, daytime completely, the Yellow River entering the sea class/flow general magnificent sight, caused the drainage system issue of Changsha city hillside, causing the public opinion to criticize, seething popular discontent. I can report that this is the water in your brain?” “这两个人应该是从你在银行里取钱就盯上了。”刘长安轻轻地拍了拍白茴沾了些草叶子的小脸蛋,“你是花瓶吗？花瓶也要长得好看一些才能成为一件有前途的职业啊。你看你不仅长得一般,脑子也不好使,还老是要往脑袋里装水,刚才我要是不抓住你,你掉下去,一脑袋咣当一下,说不定能放点水出来,哗哗的流,白日依山尽,黄河入海流一般的壮观,引起了郡沙市的排水系统问题,导致舆论批驳,民怨沸腾。我能去举报这都是你脑子里的水吗？” Bai Hui stares Liu Changan, Bai Hui is damaged, her is looks unattractive? At least...... at least except for Liu Changan everyone said that she is the lovable beautiful young girl. However at this time she did not have Liu Changan that mood and talked and laughed merrily calm freely to haggle over, firmly held chest wish to make the heart that oneself bang bang jumped slow. 白茴愣愣地瞪着刘长安,白茴从来没有被人这么损过,她还长得不好看？至少……至少除了刘长安的所有人都说她是可爱的美少女。不过这时候她也没那心情和淡定自若地谈笑风生的刘长安计较,紧紧地抓住胸口想要让自己砰砰跳的心脏缓下来。 „This...... did these two people...... they...... they stare at me...... so is so long?” Bai Hui the stutter, thinks that some people have been staring at oneself to find the opportunity to rob, perhaps may tribulation a color is not impossible, after all she lovably also the chest is so big, the unprincipled person could not control the evil thought is too normal, was too fearful. “这……这两个人……他们……他们盯我这么……这么久了？”白茴又结巴了,想想一直有人在盯着自己找机会抢劫,说不定可能还要劫个色也不是不可能,毕竟她那么可爱又胸大,坏人控制不住邪念太正常了,太可怕了。 „Does not have these two people in Starbucks, except for pays attention in the bank on, how to know you to wrap rich?” “在星巴克里也没有这两个人啊,除了在银行就留意上的,怎么会知道你包里有钱？” „That...... that they definitely also...... in the bank in the bank noticed that their they will be monitored to pat in the bank, but also snatches me, very will be very definitely quick is caught...... their them unable to think?” The Bai Hui probe head looked under the aperture of bridge in the past surprised. “那……那他们肯定也是在银行里……银行里看到的,他们他们在银行里会会会被监控拍到,还还来抢我,肯定很很很快就会被抓……他们他们想不到吗？”白茴探头过去吃惊地看了看桥洞下面。 „If everyone works can grasp the risk accurately, sane control oneself, this world where did have so many at sixes and sevens matters?” Liu Changan shakes the head. “如果每个人做事情都能够准确地把握风险,理智的控制自己,这个世界哪有这么多乱七八糟的事了？”刘长安摇了摇头。 Liu Changan said is always very reasonable, Bai Hui has a lingering fear, oneself must take taxi, these two people definitely will also follow oneself, after oneself that gets out, must take a section of road, it is estimated that at that time oneself will be snatched, does not dare to imagine. 刘长安说的总是很有道理,白茴心有余悸,自己原来要打车走,这两个人肯定也会跟着自己,自己家那段下车以后还要走一段路,估计那时候自己就会被抢了,不敢想象。 Bai Hui is breathing intensely, a loosen one grabs the chest of oneself tightly, is coordinating the oneself respite air vent rhythm. 白茴紧张的呼吸着,一松一紧地抓着自己的胸口,配合着自己喘息出气的节奏。 „Stupid woman.” Liu Changan the sigh, „vanity has nothing, because the vanity lost the life...... deferred to the countryside women's rights the thinking mode and pursues the responsibility attitude, wrong naturally was two robbers, you right, this was your power and freedom. Un, I also think.” “愚蠢的女人。”刘长安啧啧感叹,“虚荣没什么,因为虚荣把命都搭上了……不过按照田园女权的思维方式和追责态度来看,错的当然是两个劫匪,你没错的,这是你权力和自由。嗯,我也这么认为。” „These two people, you throw down, won't you have the matter?” Bai Hui turns a deaf ear to about the ridicule of Liu Changan, she has been used to it somewhat, let alone now is her ashamed lingering fear time, without that energy refuted Liu Changan, has through being worried about him shifts the topic, right, was this. “这两个人,你这么丢下去,你不会有事吧？”白茴对刘长安的讥讽充耳不闻,她多多少少已经习惯了,更何况现在正是她羞愧后怕的时候,也没那底气来反驳刘长安,只好通过担心他来转移话题,对,就是这样而已。 „The first situation, both people died, that has no issue, after all here camera does not have. The second situation, a person died, a person is living, then live that person will certainly escape, he will not present evidence oneself and teammate is robs, was thrown down dead from the aperture of bridge, the deceased person naturally can be considered as from above loses footing to fall. The third situation, both people have not died, that had no issue.” Liu Changan not care said. “第一种情况,两个人都死了,那没什么问题,毕竟这里摄像头都没有。第二种情况,一个人死了,一个人活着,那么活着的那个人一定会逃跑,他不会去举证自己和队友是去抢劫,然后被人从桥洞上丢下去死了一个,死人自然会被认为是从上边失足掉落。第三种情况,两个人都没死,那更没什么问题了。”刘长安毫不在意地说道。 Bai Hui quickly grabbed Liu Changan, oneself lies the probe head to look at one, both destructive people under aperture of bridge stood, it seems like has not died, Bai Hui the indignation, in the flower garden grasped immediately, throws down dozen of people the soil block branches and leaves. 白茴急忙又抓着刘长安,自己趴过去探头看了一眼,桥洞下的两个蟊贼都站了起来,看来没有死,白茴顿时愤慨不已,在花圃中一阵抓,把土块枝叶丢了下去打人。 Two destructive people crawled, staggered is turning the parapet to run extremely anxiously. 两个蟊贼爬了起来,踉跄着急不可待地去翻栏杆跑了。 A destructive person turns, was hit by an electric car, a tumbling lay down on the ground, that electric car has a scare, saw that destructive person struggled to crawl on the ground, quickly accelerated to run. 一个蟊贼翻过去,被一辆电动车撞了一下,一个翻滚躺在了地上,那电动车吓了一跳,看到那蟊贼在地上挣扎着爬起来,急忙加速跑了。 Witnessed that all these Bai Hui grab the arm of Liu Changan anxiously. 目睹这一切的白茴紧张地抓着刘长安的手臂。 „According to the current law laws and responsibility division system, you made this fellow receive frightening, caused accident, you must shoulder the very large part responsibility.” Liu Changan breaks off her hand, said temperately, „ok, we were grasshopper on a string. It is not right, you are the grasshopper, I take the string to tie up the person of grasshopper.” “按照现行法律法规和责任划分制度,你让这家伙受到了惊吓,导致了事故的发生,你要承担很大一部分责任。”刘长安把她的手掰开,温和地说道,“好了,我们是一条绳子上的蚂蚱了。不对,你是蚂蚱,我是拿着绳子绑着蚂蚱的人。” About Bai Hui looked, panic-stricken and pulled taut Liu Changan, hurries to run, runs. 白茴左右看了看,惊慌失措地又扯住了刘长安,赶紧跑,嗷嗷跑。 Ran quite far, Bai Hui hides behind a publication pavilion pokes head to come to see, Liu Changan does not know that this stealthy movement has what significance. 跑了好远,白茴藏在一个报刊亭背后探头出来看了看,刘长安也不知道她这鬼鬼祟祟的动作有什么意义。 „Won't we be grasped?” Bai Hui does not want to be grasped, she has not twisted her beloved Hermes to wrap on the avenue to feel the women to envy the vision that the envy hates. “我们不会被抓起来吧？”白茴可不想被抓起来,她还没有拧着她心爱的爱马仕包在大街上感受女人们羡慕妒忌恨的目光呢。 „How to be grasped? I kill people innumerably, the matter does not have.” Liu Changan shakes the head, looked at a Bai Hui crisp and tender pretty slender neck. “怎么会被抓？我杀人无数,一点事没有。”刘长安摇了摇头,看了一眼白茴脆嫩娇俏纤细的脖子。 „Can you kill me to eliminate a potential informant?” Bai Hui thinks of this point, Liu Changan seems like really has that silencing a witness of crime makings. “那你会不会杀我灭口？”白茴才想到这一点,刘长安看起来好像真的有那种杀人灭口的气质。 „I will dig a cave, closes you, when dozens years, the wind sound/rumor is small, I put again you.” Liu Changan thinks, nods to express like this well. “我会挖个地窖,把你关起来,等过个几十年,风声小了,我再把你放出来。”刘长安想了想,点了点头表示这样不错。 „You...... you crack a joke?” Bai Hui makes the oneself smile do not distort diligently, because felt that the face twisted. “你……你开玩笑的吧？”白茴努力让自己的笑容不要变形,因为感觉脸都扭曲了。 „Un, actually I very long have not raised pigs.” “嗯,其实我很久没有养猪了。” „Repugnant! Scared to death me!” Bai Hui jumped, cries and smiles is beating Liu Changan. “讨厌啊！吓死我了！”白茴跳了起来,又哭又笑地捶着刘长安。 Liu Changan holds down her forehead to shove open her, Bai Hui dances with joy cannot reach him, Liu Changan originally many that she is higher, practiced seedling pulling up technique let alone. 刘长安按住她的脑门把她推开,白茴手舞足蹈也够不着他,刘长安本就比她高的多,更何况又练了拔苗术。 „Walked.” “走了。” Liu Changan slightly with thrusting, the finger shot a forehead of Bai Hui, turned around to leave, he was not her protector, without the destructive person is staring, her oneself took taxi to be OK. 刘长安稍稍用力推了一下,手指弹了一下白茴的脑门,转身就离开了,他又不是她的护花使者,没有蟊贼盯着,她自己打车回去就可以了。 Bai Hui stands under the street light, touches the oneself forehead, suddenly smiled, listening to the oneself laughter a little to be probably silly, Bai Hui looks at the Liu Changan back, the mood in vision looks like the shadow under his street light, one will elongate, one will reduce, fluctuate. 白茴站在路灯下,摸了摸自己的额头,突然笑了起来,听着自己的笑声好像有点傻,白茴看着刘长安的背影,目光中的情绪像他路灯下的影子,一会拉长,一会缩短,起起伏伏的。 Here is very near to the surface of the river, Liu Changan smells river wind the aura, slowly arrives at the waterfront, carried off a bridge along scenery along the river, turned back in the oneself family/home again. 此处离江面很近,刘长安闻到江风的气息,慢慢走到江边,沿着沿江风光带走到了一大桥,再走回了自己家里。 The Mahjong parlor has naturally been closed, this makes Liu Changan slightly somewhat regrettable, rare today has the interest of plan mahjong, just old man elderly lady sent any condolence payments newly, wants to lose was also insufficient too the brazen in a big way, reckless, they bargained half should not to have the issue, but ran into the fellow who went crazy to push the mahjong to run also possibly had. 麻将馆自然是已经关门了,这让刘长安略微有些遗憾,难得今天有打算番麻将的兴致,刚好老头老太太们新发了一笔什么慰问金,想来输了也不至于太赖皮,胡一把大的,他们讲讲价出个一半应该是没有问题的,但是遇到发癫的家伙一推麻将就跑了也不是没有可能。 Interesting. 有趣。 Liu Changan takes a bath, tonight still plans that to Shangguan Dandan lecture of politics and Shrouding the Heavens, tells a story today, must break the chapter in the essential place, must compel her to make noise again may not, at present Liu Changan anticipates, comes out from this coffin neighborhood her, little miss each family's youth pretty, all day lying down, she isn't fearing the fart section chief mole? That destroys the beautiful woman such as the ideal condition of jade. 刘长安洗了澡,今天晚上依然打算去给上官澹澹讲政治学和《遮天》,今天多讲点故事,一定要在关键处断章,非得逼她再出声不可,目前刘长安所期待的,就是把她从这棺材里弄出来,小姑娘家家的青春貌美,整天躺着,她就不怕屁股长痦子？那多破坏美人如玉的意境啊。
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