IRAS :: Volume #10

#935: Stirs the excrement two people of groups


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After seeing this person. 看到这人后。 After seeing this face. 看到这张脸后。 After hearing these words. 听到这句话后。 Countless person the expression flash on the scene becomes extremely splendid! 在场无数人的表情一刹那变得极其精彩! „Did he, what he say?” “他,他说什么?” He said Taiji, Zhang Ye!” “他说太极,张烨!” What opens?” “张什么?” Zhang Ye.” 张烨。” What Ye?” “什么烨?” Zhang Ye.” 张烨。” What?” “什么张?” „...... Go away!” “……滚!” Many person brains short-circuited have flickered! 很多人都脑子短路了一瞬! The sunglasses loose cultivator Chen Zhen that” picks from the face, was recognized all of a sudden by the people, indeed, their these people of practicing martial arts usually do not pay attention to entertainment Celebrity this, is impossible to count on that what «Republican Country The Voice» they defend in front of the television daily look, however, this person most people actually must know at present, because he was too famous, does not look at «The Voice», would watching the television? Brain Gold has advertisement looked? Has the newspaper looked? Has the news looked? Capital City has Spring Festival looked? «Plants Vs. Zombies» has played? Does the violent punch the Republic of Korea Celebrity matter to know? Do the cursing at people pieces of his classics listen to the friend to raise? Again bad, has that hijacking of causing a sensation throughout the land always listened? So long as knows, absolutely has not known his, this person was too resounding in the Domestic evil reputation! Some most people not too will be only familiar with this person, will not know! 将墨镜从脸上摘下来的“散修陈真”,一下子就被众人认出来了,诚然,他们这些练武之人平时对娱乐明星这一块不怎么关注,不可能指望他们天天守在电视机前看什么《共和好声音》,然而,眼前这个人大部分人却不可能不认识,因为他实在太有名了,不看《好声音》,总会看电视吧?脑黄金广告看过吧?报纸看过吧?新闻看过吧?京城春晚看过吗?《植物大战僵尸》玩过吗?暴揍韩国明星的事知道吗?他那些经典的骂人段子听朋友提过吧?再不济,轰动全国的那次劫机事件总听过吧?只要知道其中一个,就绝对没有不认识他的,这人在国内的恶名实在太响亮了!最多有人只会对这人不算太熟悉,可绝不会不认识! Liu Yiquan called out: Is Zhang Ye!” 刘一拳叫道:“是张烨!” He Badao frightened [say / way]: Shit!” 何霸道惊悚道:“我靠啊!” Female loose cultivator stutters saying: Opens, Teacher Zhang?” 一女散修结巴道:“张,张老师?” What's the matter?” Eight Trigrams Sect Song Jiao calls out in alarm one. “怎么回事?”八卦门宋娇惊呼一声。 Xu Fan also startled called out: Little Junior Brother, this what's the matter?” 徐凡也惊叫道:“小师弟,这到底怎么回事?” Lu Yuhu bitter and astringent [say / way]: I do not know how Teacher Zhang comes today! Actually First Senior Sister leaves Capital City the time, has held Chenchen to the Teacher Zhang attendance.” 吕玉虎苦涩道:“我也不知道张老师今天怎么来了!其实大师姐离开京城的这段时间,一直都是把辰辰托给张老师照顾的。” Only then with Eight Trigrams Sect stands a Yan Hui face common appearance. 只有跟八卦门站在一起的严辉一脸寻常的模样。 Zhao Yunlong noted, Brother Yan, did you already recognize?” 赵云龙注意到了,“严兄弟,你早就认出来了?” Yes.” The Yan Hui forced smile, „the beforehand airplane has an accident that time, I have fought side-by-side with Teacher Zhang Ye, the joint hand bucket crosses the scoundrel, therefore relatively ripe.” Actually even if this, Yan Hui recognizes was also quite late , after is on Zhang Ye the arena, recognizes, is not in his eyes misses, is not the Martial Arts public figures on the scene does not watch the news, but is they presses root together not to think toward that from the start! “是啊。”严辉苦笑,“以前飞机出事那一次,我跟张烨老师并肩作战过,联手斗过歹徒,所以相对熟一点。”其实即便这样,严辉认出来的也比较晚了,也是张烨上擂台之后才认出来的,不是他眼里差,也不是在场的国术界人士都不关注新闻,而是他们压压根儿根儿就没往那一块儿想啊! Zhang Ye? 张烨 Celebrity? 一个明星 Domestic A-list superstar? 一个国内一线大明星 Did he disappear unexpectedly over a hundred years of Taiji Fist successor? 他竟然是消失了上百年的太极拳传人 Chen Xi on arena also knows him obviously, how is you!?” 擂台上的陈喜明显也知道他,“怎么是你!?” Zhang Ye said with a smile: Why can't be I?” 张烨笑道:“为什么不能是我?” Under people in south Wudang called out: Possibly is not you!” 底下一南武当的人叫道:“怎么也不可能是你啊!” Some really many people have also watched that movie before Zhang Ye, everybody is interested in Wuxia movie, they clearly remember that Zhang Ye that meeting Taiji Fist villain who plays in inside in the style that on the big screen hits, can simply with dog - excrement described that radically is the incomprehensible nonsense, the person of many Martial Arts also had ridiculed at that time in the spare time that box office over ten thousand movies, was non-specialized, on is attractive appearance, in that so-called Taiji Expert their only hand can hit five! But after the present knows Zhang Ye real status, knows he unexpectedly is Taiji Fist successor formally time, the people only felt that under the heart has one damn to dash, in this team leader damn behind, but also follows close on 100,000 damn to well up! 现场还真有不少人看过张烨之前的那部电影,大家对武侠电影还是感兴趣的,他们分明记得,张烨在里面演的那个会太极拳的反派在大荧幕上打出来的招式,简直可以用狗-屎来形容啊,根本是狗屁不通啊,当时不少国术界的人在茶余饭后还嘲笑过那部票房过万的电影,太不专业了,就是花架子,里面那所谓的太极高手他们一只手能打五个!可当如今知道张烨的真实身份后,知道他竟然是正儿八经的太极拳传人的时候,众人只感到心下有一头草泥马飞奔而过,在这头领队的草泥马身后,还紧跟着100000头草泥马一涌而来! Deceit! 欺骗! Your his mother this is the deceit! 你他妈这是欺骗啊! Obviously you are Taiji successor, together you practiced including Taiji Inner Energy! You are this Legendary Martial Arts possibly are in this world only inheritance and Martial Arts Master, unexpectedly such shameless with dog - excrement same false does Taiji Fist deceive the audience? Deceives the movie fan? 明明你就是太极传人,连太极一道的暗劲你都练出来了!你丫身为这门传奇国术可能是这个世界上唯一的传承者、国术大师,竟然这么无耻地用狗-屎一样的假太极拳欺骗观众?欺骗影迷? Fuck you are the person you! 我草你还是人么你! Fuck you are also concerned about face you! 我草你还要脸么你! If hundred years ago Taiji Grandmaster are also living, must be irritated by you while still alive! 百年前的太极宗师如果还活着,也得被你丫给活活气死啊! Your attacking the sellers of fake and low-quality goods fist!! 你打假拳啊!! A Old Four Zhou anger of following Jow-Ga Fist exclaimed: You did not call Chen Zhen!” 下面周家拳的一个周老四怒吼道:“你不是叫‘陈真’么!” Is away from home, whose few stage names.” Zhang Ye face loyalty does not jump, does not think awkward. “出门在外,谁没有几个艺名啊。”张烨脸不红心不跳,一点也不觉得尴尬。 Huashan Faction popularity said: But on Life and Death Fight document, you sign Chen Zhen that also writes ‚’! You are the deceit! What Jiang Hu real man is your this also? What martial arts world people is also?” 华山派人气道:“可生死斗文书上,你签名也写的‘陈真’!你这是欺骗!你这样还算什么江湖好汉?还算什么武林中人?” Zhang Ye looks to that person under stage, said righteously: This buddy you raised up the ear to listen to me! What my university study is broadcast Host, Host is my principal work, the side occupation does television Program, says Crosstalk, writes Calligraphy, makes two poems, most does the Mathematics research work again, the multi- points are also a guest performer the movie character again!” Voice, Zhang Ye sneers visits him, whose his mother is your martial arts world people?” 张烨看向台下的那人,理直气壮道:“这哥们儿你给我竖起耳朵听好了!我大学学的是播音主持,主持人是我的主业,副业搞一搞电视节目,说一说相声,写一写书法,弄两首诗,最多再搞一搞数学研究工作,再多点也就客串个电影角色!”话音一顿,张烨冷笑地看着他,“谁他妈是你们武林中人?” That Huashan Faction disciple is at a loss for words for a while! 华山派的弟子一时语塞! All person heard a sound, is dumbfounded! 所有人闻声,也都哑口无言! Had no free time to respond you a moment ago, did you also question me? Also raises the martial arts world with me? Raises the real man?” Zhang Ye looks at this group of famous family major sect humanity: Two Martial Arts Grandmaster suppose trap, Martial Arts Association collaborates from outside with the inside, the famous family major sect being in cahoots collective goes forth to battle, to cope with female comrades(s)? You must compel - face! Other his mother to what martial arts world custom I spoke, Zhou Tianpeng how many years ago begins in first, killed two human lives, did your also his mother hold true? Is your his mother also unforgiving must send Old Rao in the deathtrap? Martial Arts Association as one referee , does his mother go forth to battle to help to confuse right and wrong to help a tyrant do evil? You told me, what martial arts world was this? What real man is this? What Grandmaster is this? I go to you - mother -! Entertainment Circle is cleaner than you!” “刚才没空搭理你们,你们还质疑上我了?还跟我提武林?提好汉?”张烨看着这帮名门大派的人道:“两个国术宗师设下圈套,国术协会里应外合,名门大派串通一气集体上阵,就是为了对付一个女同志?你们要不要逼-脸啊!别他妈跟我讲什么武林规矩,周天鹏几年前动手在先,害死两条人命,你们还他妈有理了?你们还他妈不依不饶地要致老饶于死地?国术协会作为一个‘裁判’,也他妈上阵帮忙颠倒是非助纣为虐?你们告诉我,这是什么武林?这是什么好汉?这是什么宗师?我去你-妈-的!娱乐圈都比你们干净!” Eight Trigrams Sect Song Jiao cheered, said well!” 八卦门宋娇喝彩,“说得好!” Xu Fan also excitedly said: Teacher Zhang! Said attractively!” 徐凡也激动道:“张老师!说得漂亮!” Zhao Yunlong scolded: This group of people - dregs! It is not the good thing! Bullies our First Senior Sister to be weak? Also under wraps Life and Death Fight? Ha! You definitely have not thought that my First Senior Sister also has the helper!” 赵云龙骂道:“这帮人-渣!都不是什么好东西!欺负我们大师姐势单力薄?还下套生死斗?哈!你们肯定没想到我大师姐也有帮手吧!” Lu Yuhu holds the fist in the other hand, said loudly: Teacher Zhang, thanked!” 吕玉虎抱拳,大声道:“张老师,谢了!” Right, opened Master, the Eight Trigrams Sect all Senior Brother younger brothers remembers your kindness!” “对,张大师,八卦门全体师兄弟都记住您的恩惠了!” Today many thanks!” “今天多谢了!” Was lucky that had you to come!” “多亏有你来了!” Thanked the Teacher Zhang Ye obligation!” “谢张烨老师大恩!” Obligation great kindness, coming the date must report!” “大恩大德,来日必报!” The Eight Trigrams Sect people know, if today is not Zhang Ye on the scene, their First Senior Sister does not have the stratagem which ensures success absolutely! But now, the situation reversed obviously! Their First Senior Sister sur- body cultivates Taiji Martial Arts Master, this Life and Death Fight, their winning scopes were getting bigger and bigger! 八卦门的人都知道,如果今天不是张烨在场,他们大师姐绝对毫无胜算!而现在,形势显然逆转了!他们大师姐外加一个身修太极国术大师,这场生死斗,他们的赢面越来越大了! Rao Aimin hits while said: Thanked him to do, this boy was also owing me the house rent!” 饶爱敏边打边道:“谢他干什么,这小子还欠着我房租呢!” Zhang Ye speechless [say / way]: „Didn't you exempt to me?” 张烨无语道:“你不是给我免了吗?” „Have I said?” “我有说过吗?” Has, you must deliver me the house.” “有,你还要把房子送我呢。” He He.” “呵呵。” At this time, Zhou Tianpeng dodged a Rao Aimin palm, the perspiration of forehead has gotten down! 这时,周天鹏一个躲闪不及中了饶爱敏一掌,脑门的汗都下来了! Jow-Ga Fist and complexion of many major sect public figure was also ugly! 周家拳和不少大派人士的脸色也难看极了! Went bad! 坏了! Went bad really! 真的坏了! Looks surnamed Zhang and speech surnamed Rao, knows that they are not the understanding are so simple, obviously is ripe cannot the ripe relations! 看姓张的和姓饶的说话,就知道俩人绝不是认识这么简单,显然是熟的不能再熟的关系了! After having pulled several, Zhang Ye then under humanity to stage: All Martial Arts colleagues who today arrives, inside has major sect, has small faction, whether there is the gate not sends, everybody becomes - year - person, understands the right and wrong, bright good and evil, as long as your also a little conscience and dignity words, you feel the chest to ask one's own, this does Martial Arts Association, need to join really? Zhou Tianpeng Chen Xi dares such to confuse right and wrong today copes with Old Rao, tomorrow dares such to cope with you! Does such nonsense same association, have the significance of existence? Is worth shouting that for them hits to shout " kill "?” 扯了几句后,张烨便对台下人道:“今天到场的所有国术界同仁,里面有大派的,有小派的,也有无门无派的,大家都是成-年-人,懂是非,明善恶,但凡你们还有一点良心和尊严的话,你们摸着胸脯问问自己,这种国术协会,真的有必要加入吗?周天鹏陈喜今天敢这么颠倒是非地对付老饶,明天就敢这么对付你!这样狗屁一样的协会,有存在的意义吗?值得你们为他们喊打喊杀?” Many loose cultivator and small faction people were silent, the Zhang Ye words made them fall into the ponder. 很多散修小派的人都沉默了,张烨的话让他们陷入了思考。 Huashan Faction Fan Wen shouted to clear the way: Your mouth puts cleanly! Slandered Martial Arts Association? This is must take the legal liability!” This saying spoke thoughtlessly says! 华山派范文喝道:“你嘴巴放干净点!诽谤国术协会?这是要负法律责任的!”这话随口就说出来了! Zhang Ye returned to the sentence directly, now you with me * law? Zhou Tianpeng kills the person time you not * law? Zhou Tianpeng kills the person time did you keep on proclaiming with me discuss the martial arts world custom? Your his mother knows the law you! Also slandered? You can go to me! Oh, it is estimated that you have not known, before me , the time period just tested the attorney certificate!” 张烨直接回了句,“现在你跟我*律了?周天鹏打死人的时候你们怎么不*律?周天鹏打死人的时候你们怎么口口声声跟我谈武林规矩?你他妈懂法律吗你!还诽谤?你可以去告我!噢,估计你还不知道,我前阵子刚把律师资格证考下来!” Fan Wen was choked! 范文生生被噎回去了! Iron Palm grandson Master said: Is the Rao Aimin destruction custom in first!” 铁砂掌的孙大师道:“是饶爱敏破坏规矩在先!” Shaolin Monastery seniority in relationships extremely high Monk said: Today's matter does not have the least bit responsibility with your Taiji [lineage/vein], the donor fast retreat, does not want self to harm!” 少林寺一辈份极高的僧人道:“今天的事跟你太极一脉没有半点干系,施主速速退去,不要自误!” Zhang Ye smiles one, hasn't related with me? Then had the relations with your Huashan Faction, Iron Palm and Shaolin Monastery on his mother? Was Old Rao hits your mother to hit your father? Did you still scurry about here? Don't with my bragging forcefully! martial arts is not much, will form cliques to display one's eloquence! Displays one's eloquence before me? Why you know my? Breaks off with me pulls? Ok, you delimit, compared with shouting abuse in public or comparing what? I, your several hundred people come together! Scolded your me with your surnames! Can try?” 张烨哈笑一声,“跟我没关系?那跟你们华山派铁砂掌少林寺就他妈有关系了?老饶是打你妈了还是打你爸了?你们还在这儿上蹿下跳上了?都别跟我吹牛-逼了!武功不怎么样,一个个就会拉帮结派耍嘴皮子!在我面前耍嘴皮子?你们丫知道我干嘛的吗?跟我掰扯是吧?行啊,你们把道儿划下来,比骂街还是比什么?我一个人,你们几百人一块来!骂不过你们我跟你们的姓!要试一试吗?” major sect person in this moment unexpectedly by the Zhang Ye shameless imposing manner shaking! 大派的人在这一刻竟都被张烨无耻的气势给震了一下! However actually nobody comes to compare to shout abuse in public with him! Martial Arts Grand Conference in good condition, whose his mother compares this with you! Most essential is they also knows that compared with the glib lips they obviously is not opponent, others specialized do this! Moreover Zhang Ye this opens mouth, last night when resort hotel they have experienced! It may be said that is living corpse meat bones of the dead! Has a look at group of person lamely whole body gauzes the wound, now thinks that his mother is Zhang Ye that mouth mixes, entire Martial Arts Grand Conference has not opened, was almost annihilated! 然而却没人过来跟他比骂街!好端端的一个国术大会,谁他妈跟你比这个啊!最关键是他们心里也知道,比嘴皮子他们显然不是对手,人家专业就是干这个的啊!而且张烨这张嘴,昨晚在度假村饭店的时候他们就已经见识过了!真可谓是“活死人肉白骨”!看看现场这帮人一瘸一拐满身纱布的伤,现在想想,这都他妈是张烨那张嘴搅和出来的啊,整个国术大会还没开幕,就差点全军覆没了啊! Besides him, in the world also who can achieve this point? 除了他,天底下还有谁能做到这一点? What skill is this? 这是什么本事? What this is opens mouth!? 这是什么样的一张嘴啊!? They were look, Zhang Ye was smelly rascal, in network exactly the same of rumor with news! No wonder he and Rao Aimin knew that no wonder this they wear pants, fundamentally, these two goods from the start is a passer-by, Rao Aimin is Martial Arts Stick Stirring Feces, but Zhang Ye is Entertainment Circle Stick Stirring Feces, their friend, whose friend? 他们算是看出来了,张烨就是个臭流-氓,跟新闻上网络上传言的一模一样!怪不得他和饶爱敏认识呢,怪不得这俩人穿一条裤子呢,从根本上讲,这俩货压根就是一路人啊,饶爱敏国术界的一根搅屎棍,而张烨则是娱乐圈的一根搅屎棍,他俩要不是朋友,那谁还是朋友啊? Today, these two in respective domain notorious Stick Stirring Feces stand met the enemy together! 今天,这两个在各自领域都臭名昭彰的搅屎棍站在一起共同迎敌了! under the Heavens also who can be these two smelly rascal opponent!? 试问,全天下还有谁能是这俩臭流-氓对手啊!? Important notice: Before my public number, assumed a false name, after the suit, temporarily has solved, asking everybody to add my public number, to guard has problems again, the public number search tastes edict, or micro-signal searchchangyubenzun „( tastes edict main body Pinyin) then, inside will issue often that the chapter first version, ahead of time looks at the next chapter of partial content, is the welfare! Quick in addition!!】 【重要通知:我公众号之前被冒名了,投诉后暂时已经解决,请大家都加一下我公众号吧,以防再出问题,公众号搜索“尝谕”,或者微信号搜索”changyubenzun“(尝谕本尊拼音)即可,里面会不时发布章节抢先版,提前看下一章的部分内容,都是福利!快加!!】 ...... ……
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