IRAS :: Volume #10

#915: Martial arts stirring excrement stick


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Does them!” “干他们!” Grass!” “草!” On!” “上啊!” Beats his!” “捶丫的!” To! Spelled with the major sect person!” “冲啊!跟大派的人拼了!” small sect small faction, you do not compel the father!” 小门小派的狗贼,你们别逼老子!” Is you compels us!” “是你们逼我们!” „! With me on! Does this group of loose cultivator!” “靠!跟我上!干这帮散修!” time, hotel three from top to bottom randomly have become a piece, the pots and pans broke to pieces place, table have also thrown off by „the martial arts world public figure! 时间,饭店三层从上到下都乱成了一片,锅碗瓢盆碎了一地,桌子也一张张被“武林人士”们掀翻了! One group of tangled warfare! 一团混战! Engage in hand-to-hand combat! 短兵相接! Hotel customer service personnel calls out in alarm said: Do not hit! Do not hit...... Whoops!” Has suffered a fist, has hung out colored streamers! 饭店服务员惊呼道:“别打了!都别打……哎呦!”挨了一拳,已经挂彩了! The Yan Hui companion has kicked his two feet, makes you open black - shop! Let you open black - shop!” 严辉的同伴又踢了他两脚,“让你们开黑-店!让你们开黑-店!” customer service personnel was startled to call out: Help!” 服务员惊叫道:“救命啊!” The Iron Palm Sect three person Mashangchong come, grass!” 铁砂掌门派的三个人马上冲过来,“草!” After three moves fight, the Yan Hui two companions both were knocked down! 三招交手后,严辉的两个同伴都被打倒在地! Yan Hui flew to trample to do upside-down one suddenly, on the belly was also kicked then a foot! 严辉猛然飞踹干倒了一个,然后肚子上也被踢了一脚! At this time, Liu Yiquan and Liu Yizhang two brothers rushed, who dares to move our loose cultivator brothers!” Their welcomed one, Kungfu adding together, fought randomly in the same place! 这时,刘一拳刘一掌兄弟俩赶到了,“谁敢动我们散修的兄弟!”俩人一人迎上一个,拳脚相加,乱斗在一起! major sect is major sect, the disciples Kungfu level relatively is high, especially Liu Yiquan opponent of that Iron Palm [lineage/vein], Kungfu, several moves of Iron Palm have created an incident tigerishly! 大派毕竟是大派,弟子们功夫水平都相对较高,尤其刘一拳的那个铁砂掌一脉的对手,功夫了得,几招铁砂掌虎虎生风! Liu Yiquan retreated in defeat again and again, has suffered several palms! 刘一拳节节败退,挨了好几掌! Zhang Ye arrived, Brother Liu I came!” 张烨到了,“刘兄我来了!” Liu Yiquan urgently said: Brother Chen Zhen helps me quickly!” 刘一拳急道:“陈真老弟快来助我!” Zhang Ye bent the waist, takes up a pad the thing that under table puts up temporarily to flush away! 张烨一弯腰,抄起一个垫在临时搭起的桌位下的东西就冲去了! Iron Palm that middle-aged person heard, heard a sound did not return has given behind a palm. 铁砂掌那位中年人听见了,闻声头也不回地给了身后一掌。 Finally, the person has not arrived, a dark object that front surface pats patted directly on his face! 结果,人没到,迎面拍上来的一个黑乎乎的物体直接拍在了他的脸上! Whoops Fuck!” The Iron Palm disciple was patted to directly in the place, tears flows, flows the nosebleed to shout rendingly: Whose his mother shouted me with the brick!?” “哎呦我草!”铁砂掌的弟子直接被拍到在地,眼泪都流出来了,流着鼻血撕心裂肺地喊道:“谁他妈用板砖呼我!?” Many major sect public figures are in an uncontrollable rage! 现场的不少大派人士都怒不可遏! Shameless!” “无耻!” Shameless!” “无耻之极!” Dares to use hidden weapon unexpectedly?” “竟然敢用暗器?” Mean villain!” “卑鄙小人!” Spelled with them!” “跟他们拼了啊!” Liu Yiquan Liu Yizhang and the others are also stunned! Shit! Brother Chen Zhen was also too fierce! 刘一拳刘一掌等人也是错愕不已!我靠陈真老弟也太猛了啊! small sect small faction and does not have the group of people who a not faction enters the war to look, study was smart, some people take up chair to pound toward the opposite party on, some people carry pot hot soup to sprinkle toward the Jow-Ga Fist disciple on! 小门小派和无门无派参战的这帮人一看,也学机灵了,有人抄起身旁的椅子就往对方身上砸,有人端起一锅热汤就往周家拳弟子身上泼! „!” “啊!” „! Who sprinkles me!” “靠!谁泼我!” Fuck burnt me!” 我草烫死我了!” paralysis! Copies the fellow!” 麻痹!抄家伙啊!” Follows them!” “跟他们干!” Jow-Ga Fist and several major sect person anger are dreadful, took up the fellow to start with them to pounding! 周家拳和几个大派的人怒火滔天,也抄起家伙开始跟他们对砸了! In the hotel had 35 small sect small faction people not to plan to participate, sees them to hit by far to shunt, result several unclear objects flew toward them directly! 饭店里有35个小门小派的人本来没打算参与,见他们打起来都远远躲开了,结果几件不明物体直接就朝他们飞了过来! Whoops!” “哎呦!” My head!” “我的头!” Jow-Ga Fist, Fuck your mother!” 周家拳,我草你妈!” Cannot endure! On!” “不能忍了!上啊!” Finally, loose cultivator and small faction have joined a big wave battle efficiency! 结果,散修小派这边又加入了一大波战斗力! One table of two buildings, is 89 Shaolin Monastery Monk, the eminent monks it does not matter to nearby fight performance, the training is very very full, is very calm, still the matter did not close oneself to sit there eats the dish. 二楼的一桌,是89个少林寺僧人,高僧们对旁边的战斗表现得很无所谓,修养很足,也很淡定,仍然事不关己地坐在那里吃菜。 Bang! 砰! A bowl pounded on their table! 一个茶碗砸在了他们桌上! Is Monk of head shows a faint smile, Amitabha, does not need to pay attention.” 为首的一个僧人微微一笑,“阿弥陀佛,不必理会。” What yes is.” “是的是的。” However also however.” “然也然也。” Ha Ha.” “哈哈。” Other eminent monks responded. 其他高僧都回应道。 Then, the chair leg that also flew ba has pounded their two TV dinners. 然后,又有一个飞来的椅子腿吧唧一声砸了他们两盘菜。 The eminent monk holds their palms together, Amitabha, the abstention is angry Jie Zao.” 有一个高僧双手合十,“阿弥陀佛,戒嗔戒躁。” Abstention is angry Jie Zao.” “戒嗔戒躁。” Eats the dish to eat the dish.” “吃菜吃菜。” However also however.” “然也然也。” Several people smile once more, continue to eat the dish. 几人再次微笑,继续吃菜。 Thought of half pot hot soup the earthenware cooking pot also to fly, the cooking liquor saw these Monk one, this table dish also calculates that could not eat! 紧接着,一个装着半锅热汤的砂锅也飞来了,汤汁见了这些僧人一身,这一桌子菜也算吃不了了! An eminent monk about ten both hands, Amitabha, maintains the conscience.” 一个高僧合十双手,“阿弥陀佛,保持本心。” Good good.” “甚好甚好。” However also however.” “然也然也。” Antipode antipode.” “对极对极。” Several Monk do not care at all. 几位僧人满不在乎。 Suddenly, this flew a famous family major sect person, the whole person has pounded on their table, the table all of a sudden was also split up! 突然,这回飞来了一个名门大派的人,整个人都砸在了他们桌子上,桌子也一下子四分五裂! Is a that eminent monk said indifferently: Amituo...... My flatter more your Uncle!” The violent anger jumped to exclaim: Does their bastard!” 为首那位高僧淡然道:“阿弥陀……我阿弥你大爷啊!”暴怒地跳了起来吼道:“干他们个龟孙儿!” **** Bastard!” “****个龟孙儿!” small faction is rampant! Goes too far!” 小派猖獗!欺人太甚!” The Shaolin Monastery eminent monks joined the battlefield, you said that what this must make into! 少林寺的高僧都加入战场了,你就说这得打成什么样了吧! Slightly very looks at the palm!” A Shaolin Monastery person directly soars Zhang Ye to go! “小贼看掌!”少林寺一人直奔张烨而去! Zhang Ye has eaten over a hundred Agility Fruit people, the nerve response is extremely quick, basic cannot use Taiji Fist, was sideways to avoid directly, avoided at the same time, brick also conditioned reflex on hand sigh! 张烨可是吃了上百个敏捷果实的人,神经反应极快,根本连太极拳都用不上,直接就侧身避开了,避开的同时,手上的板砖也条件反射地“呼”了上去! Shaolin Monastery Monk covers the face to call out pitifully, whoops!” 少林寺僧人捂脸惨叫,“哎呦!” Zhang Ye reaches behind the back is a racket, prepares to sneak attack his Jow-Ga Fist Fist Master also accordingly but actually, two front teeth of belt blood from the sky dance in the air, wiped out! 张烨回手又是一拍,身后一个准备偷袭他的周家拳拳师也应声而倒,两颗带血的门牙都在空中飞舞起来,被打掉了! Zhang Ye brick, ball not empty sends! 张烨一板砖一个,弹无虚发! „The Chen Zhen brother is great!” 陈真兄好样的!” Attractive!” “漂亮啊!” Brother Chen Zhen power and prestige!” 陈真老弟威风啊!” Good brick law!” “好砖法!” Liu Yiquan Liu Yiquan and He Badao and the others saw this, hits has not forgotten while cheered to Zhang Ye! 刘一拳刘一拳何霸道等人看到了这一幕,一边打还不忘一边给张烨喝了个彩! Jow-Ga Fist Old Four Zhou was ignorant, on the face wrote all over has been clamping the exclamation mark compelled ignorant! 周家拳周老四已经懵了,脸上写满了夹着感叹号的懵逼! He until now does not want to understand why hit? How to hit? He only his mother spoke two -and-a-half words from beginning to end! First is does not have money not to come to eat meal! Grinding chirp anything, next half a word is this liquor is we ferments carefully......”, has not said that which Sect third is „you are”, two -and-a-half words, he pledged to the day, is really two -and-a-half! Moreover these words, even if the present takes, simply does not have any too excessive thing! Fuck! How on him - mother - hit!? 他直到现在也没有想明白,为什么打起来了?怎么就打起来了啊?他自始至终只他妈说了两句半的话啊!第一句是“没钱就别来吃饭!磨磨唧唧什么”,下一个半句是“这酒是我们精心酿……”,都没说完,第三句是“你是哪个门派的”,就两句半的话啊,他对天发誓,真的就是两句半啊!而且这些话即便是现在拿出来,也根本没有什么太过分的东西啊!我草啊!怎么就他-娘-的打起来了啊!? Facts showed that Zhang Ye this opened mouth is really too his mother wicked, where this male servant arrived, where can not be peaceful, the Entertainment Circle colleague's appraisal to this goods was really a point right, this was smelly rogue, was through Stick Stirring Feces, which trade he went, which trade must raise sanguinary rule, in the Literature and Art circle, Entertainment Circle, even the education circle, these colleagues were also the cultural workers, glib lips also good, this doctor that master did not have few with Zhang Ye challenge, may, even if like this, that helped the person in shouting abuse in public at this matter wins. Crosses Zhang Ye one time! Now Zhang Ye this goods flee in all directions Martial Arts to encircle a years of schooling generally not high place, said him including the experts and professors and Crosstalk of Tsinghua People by the glib lips for the fresh Crosstalk actors, let alone was here! 事实证明,张烨这张嘴实在是太他妈缺德了,这厮走到哪里,哪里就不得安宁,娱乐圈行内人对这货的评价真的是一点都没错,这就是个臭-流-氓,是个彻头彻尾的搅屎棍,他去了哪个行当,哪个行当就得掀起一阵腥风血雨,以前在文艺圈,娱乐圈,甚至教育圈,这些同行还都是文化人,嘴皮子都还不错,这个博士那个硕士的都没少跟张烨打架,可即便这样,那帮人也没在骂街这件事上赢。过张烨一次啊!现在张烨这货流窜到了国术圈一个文化程度普遍不高的地方,连清华人大的专家教授和相声界靠嘴皮子为生的相声演员都说不过他,更何况是这里了! That completely is not a level! 那完全不是一个水平的! This male servant arrived at the Martial Arts circle, is equal to the wolf simply enters the flock of sheep, let the Heavenly Mountain Grand Conference person internal strife in a few words, even arrived did not die the continuous situation, now is to let them calls a halt, they cannot stop! 这厮到了国术圈,简直就等同于狼入羊群啊,三言两语之下,就让天山大会的人内讧了,甚至到了不死不休的地步,现在就是让他们停手,他们都停不下来了! Old Four Zhou shouts greatly: Listened to me saying that I......” 周老四大喊道:“都听我说,我……” Suddenly, a fist comes! 突然,一个拳头迎面而来! Old Four Zhou carelessly, right face Bang has suffered one ruthlessly, he has gotten all of a sudden also angry, rolls up the sleeves rushes, I who whose his mother hits? When our Jow-Ga Fist is good to bully? Dares to cause trouble in Heavenly Mountain Grand Conference? Does does! We had also feared you are inadequate?” 周老四一个不慎,右脸砰的一声挨了一个狠的,他一下子也怒了,挽起袖子就冲上去,“谁他妈打的我?当我们周家拳好欺负啊?敢在天山大会闹事?干就干!我们还怕了你们不成?” Old Four Zhou also rushed! 周老四也冲上去了! Then a brick front surface pounds! 然后一个板砖迎面砸来! Fuck!” Old Four Zhou covers the face to curse angrily! 我草!”周老四捂着脸怒骂! Four Senior Brother!” “四师兄!” Hits!” “打啊!” Today we are life and death!” “今天咱们你死我活!” Right, life and death!!” “对,你死我活!!” Sees this, Chenchen: „......” 看到这一幕,辰辰:“……” Many matters that Zhang Ye handles are not reasonable, but only his opening mouth, that was real his mother too bad, the world could not discover second to open! Is Martial Arts all my colleagues denounced Rao Aimin exchange Grand Conference, finally has not started, already internal strife! 张烨办的很多事都不怎么靠谱,可唯独这丫的一张嘴,那是真他妈太损了,全世界也找不出第二张了!本来是一届国术界全体同仁声讨饶爱敏的交流大会,结果还没开始,就已经内讧了! Even, the war unceasingly is still expanding! 甚至,战局还在不断扩大! Outside came a wave of Jow-Ga Fist disciple! 外面又来了一波周家拳的弟子! Had an accident?” “出什么事了?” What's the matter?” “怎么回事啊?” Shit, who hits me?” 我靠,谁打我?” Mother, brother several! Begins!” “妈的,哥几个!动手啊!” This group of people just one, had not waited to send out the given name to ask have had an accident, some people were punched, one group of people have joined without demur also the fight! 这帮人刚一来,还没等报出名号问一问出什么事了,就有人被揍了,一帮人二话不说也加入了战斗! The loose cultivator person comes are more! 散修的人来的更多! Zhao brother, I came!” “赵兄,我来了!” Supports, the brothers helped you!” “撑住,兄弟们来帮你了!” Jow-Ga Fist bullies! Person god altogether indignant!” 周家拳仗势欺人!人神共愤!” Person god altogether indignant! Does them!” “人神共愤!干他们!” major sect is rampant! Today must report this enmity!” 大派嚣张!今天必报此仇!” Buddhist monk, taking advantage of your Grandpa palm!” “秃驴,借你爷爷一掌!” Old Four Zhou, you usually do all kinds of evil, today the father teaches you!” 周老四,你平日作恶多端,今日老子就教训教训你!” Who said that loose cultivator doesn't have Expert? 谁说散修没有高手的? After several obtain the news, loose cultivator that catches up with, martial arts excel unexpectedly, Zhang Ye looks was startled, the opposite party skill unexpectedly with him almost, Martial Arts is really the latent talent, today this dozen, Expert comes! Many people, as soon as listens to that to shout, obviously also has the personal grudge, major sect and small faction loose cultivator grievances also early is not one day two days, today all exploding! 有几个得到消息后赶过来的散修,一个个竟然武功高强,张烨一看都吃了一惊,对方身手竟然跟他差不多,国术界果然是藏龙卧虎啊,今天这一打,高手都来了!还有好多人一听那喊的话,显然还有私仇,大派小派散修们的恩怨也早不是一天两天,今天全给爆出来了! The people are getting more and more! 人越来越多! 100! 100个! 200! 200个! 300! 300个! The hotel had been hit a pulp! 饭店已经被打了个稀巴烂! The battlefield even continued in the courtyard and outside, kills the sound everywhere! 战场甚至延续到了院子里和外面,到处都是打杀声! Zhang Ye never feared that the matter big person, sees so, shouted a throat, loose cultivator and small faction brothers! Today is related to the honor or disgrace! Can we look at major sect to bully us helplessly?” 张烨是从不怕事儿大的主儿,见得如此,又是喊了一嗓子,“散修小派的兄弟们!今天事关荣辱!咱们能眼睁睁看着大派欺压咱们吗?” Cannot!” “不能!” Cannot!” “不能!” Cannot!” “不能!” Cannot!” “不能!” Countless people are shouting wildly! 无数人都在狂喊! Zhang Ye exclaimed: We can look helplessly the one's own dignity was stepped on the under foot?” 张烨吼道:“咱们能眼睁睁看着自己的尊严被踩在脚下吗?” Cannot!” “不能!” Cannot!” “不能!” Cannot!” “决不能!” Countless people responded whoosh! 无数人响应嘶吼! Zhang Ye loudly shouted to clear the way: „The [say / way] of Martial Arts! All people being equal! Since the ancient times never divides major sect small faction! Today, is time that we should stand! Today, is we should shout one's own Voice time! Did not shout that did not have the opportunity! Did not shout that they really sat in our heads defecate! Brothers who outside watches the fun also in what? You also in what? Lu Jian does not put down a roar! When this take action on take action! Rushes to Nine Provinces hurriedly!” 张烨大喝道:“国术之道!人人平等!自古以来就从不分大派小派!今天,是我们该站起来的时候了!今天,是我们该喊出自己声音的时候了!再不喊就没机会了!再不喊他们就真坐在我们头上拉屎了!外面看热闹的兄弟们还在等什么啊?你们还在等什么?路见不平一声吼!该出手时就出手!风风火火闯九州!” take action!” “都出手啊!” Jow-Ga Fist deceives people, can we also endure?” 周家拳欺人,咱们还要忍吗?” Does them!” “干他们啊!” Kills!” “杀啊!” Brothers clash with me!” “兄弟们跟我冲啊!” The Zhang Ye words shouted that immediately, the surrounding had many indecisive loose cultivator and small faction public figure also warm-blooded upwells, called to kill! 张烨一番话喊出去,登时,外围有不少犹豫不决的散修小派人士也热血上涌,一个个嗷嗷叫地杀来了! Asked the monthly ticket!】 【求月票!】 ...... ……
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