IRAS :: Volume #1

#81: Does not have the propriety of speech two people of groups!


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At noon. 中午。 Sun has come up, in the room is a little stuffy. 太阳上来了,屋里有点闷。 Zhang Ye then opens the door of standard width ventilates, under the crack in a door fills advertisement happen to be stepped on by him, picks to take a look, is calls the reservation list of Dragon Dragon fast-food restaurant, it is estimated that is also the restaurant that this world comes out newly, Zhang Ye has not listened in any case, but for convenient telephoned a meal. 张烨便将开间的门打开透透气,门缝底下塞着一个广告正好被他踩到,捡起来一瞅,是个叫龙龙快餐店的订餐单,估计也是这个世界新出来的餐馆,反正张烨没听过,但为了省事还是打了电话点餐。 Hello.” “喂。” Here is Dragon Dragon fast-food.” “这里是龙龙快餐。” Your here what goes cheaply?” “你们这儿什么外卖最便宜?” „, Is cheapest, is the chicken rice, in addition delivers the meal expense 15.” “呃,最便宜啊,是鸡肉饭,加送餐费15。” Good, wants this, I told you address.” “好的,就要这个吧,我告诉你地址。” The telephone just about to hangs during that has not hung, the Zhang Ye split vision glimpses the small shadow to enter his home suddenly together leisurely, Zhang Ye has been startled, hangs cell phone to look at the past. What coming is a little girl, roughly also about eight years old, look are the elementary students, the body also put on Xuanwu to test two small school uniforms, the little girl grew a porcelain doll face, Zhang Ye had not seen such fair and clear young and fresh-looking translucent child, was specially attractive. 电话刚要挂还没挂的当口,张烨余光忽然瞥见一道小影子慢慢悠悠地走进了他家,张烨一怔,挂了手机看过去。进来的是一个小女孩儿,约莫也就八岁左右吧,一看就是小学生,身上还穿着宣武实验二小的校服,小女孩儿长了一张瓷娃娃般的脸,张烨从没见过这么白白净净水嫩透亮的小孩儿,特别漂亮。 Kid.” Zhang Ye blinks, whom do you look for?” “小家伙。”张烨眨眨眼,“你找谁啊?” The little girls shoot a look at him, has not managed Zhang Ye, but arrives in front of the refrigerator to open the door directly, the big eye took a look, at once does not stand on tiptoes the tip of the toe to make an effort to pull the small arm politely upward to suffice, finally attains one bottle of Zhang Ye to place Coke/fun in refrigerator, flung the refrigerator gate, the kid finds a place to sit down at a moderate pace, twisted off the Coke/fun cover, drank on the small sofa, drank also the tone to come out crisply. 小女孩瞥瞥他,没理张烨,而是径直走到冰箱前面拉开门,大眼睛瞅了一番,旋即一点也不客气地踮起脚尖使劲扯着小胳膊往上够,终于拿到一瓶张烨放在冰箱里的可乐,甩上冰箱门,小家伙不紧不慢地找了个地方坐下了,拧开可乐盖子,在小沙发上喝起来,喝得爽了还哈了口气出来。 Zhang Ye perspiration, „do you name? Comes my family to do? Followed to lose the father and mother? Your does parents name? I lead you to go back.” 张烨一汗,“你叫什么名字啊?来我家干嘛?是不是跟爸爸妈妈走丢了?你父母叫什么名字?我带你回去。” The little girls asked back in a baby voice: What did you call?” 小女孩奶声奶气地反问道:“你叫什么?” I called Zhang Ye, hey, how also to ask me?” Zhang Ye said. “我叫张烨,嘿,怎么还问上我了?”张烨道。 The little girls, first time looked straight at to look at him, „are you that Zhang Ye? The school each week puts your fairy tale now, I listened to be tired, was too weak!” 小女孩哦了一声,第一次正眼瞄了瞄他,“你就是那个张烨?学校现在每个星期都放你的童话故事,我都听烦了,太幼稚了!” Zhang Ye said: „Do you know me? Is my story weak?” 张烨啊道:“你认识我?我的故事幼稚?” The expression of little girl is the expression of that child, may she have a very low and deep voice, speaks has owed her money Si to anyone, isn't weak? On that «Little Bunnies Be Good», I listen first time listens to think the person who writes this story is really stupid, a general knowledge does not have.” She spoke has the orderliness very much, was very calm, like her the child of this age, I did not ask you completely, did the timber wolf select food?” 小女孩的语气是那种儿童的语气,可偏偏她有着一副很低沉的嗓音,说起话来跟谁都欠了她钱似的,“还不幼稚?就那《小兔子乖乖》,我听第一次听的时候就觉得写这故事的人真蠢,一点常识都没有。”她说话很有条理,很沉稳,完全不像她这个年龄的小孩子,“我问你,大灰狼挑食吗?” Zhang Ye said blurry: What food does wolf select?” 张烨迷糊道:“狼挑什么食啊?” This cannot.” The little girls curl the lip saying: You use the technique of personification to write the timber wolf to open the door to knock on a door, the small rabbit can talk with the timber wolf, this is not the issue, but you write the timber wolf not to eat the rabbit mother actually to go round the sun to meet the moon deceive the small rabbit to open the door to eat the small rabbit, this is logically was wrong, you also said the timber wolf does not select food, does why it only want to eat the small rabbit not to eat the rabbit mother? The rabbit mother may not have to keep off after the gate, is it possible that did the timber wolf shut out the rabbit mother's meat to be too old? Isn't good to gnaw?” “这不就得了。”小女孩撇嘴道:“你用拟人的手法写大灰狼可以开门敲门,小兔子可以和大灰狼对话,这都不是问题,但你写大灰狼不吃兔子妈妈却非要舍近求远地骗小兔子开门去吃小兔子,这就是逻辑上的错误了,你也说了大灰狼不挑食,那为什么它只想吃小兔子而不吃兔子妈妈?兔子妈妈可没有被挡在门后,莫非大灰狼嫌弃兔妈妈的肉太老了?不好啃?” Zhang Ye: „......” 张烨:“……” The little girls have drunk Coke/fun calm , to continue saying: „A mistake of common sense, that the rabbit mother let alone was taking the stick finally, it took the kitchen knife not to hit the timber wolf, first biology's the disparity of physical quality, the inferiority of sex, how did it possibly expel the timber wolf second?” 小女孩淡定地喝了口可乐,继续道:“还有一个常识性错误,最后那一段,兔妈妈别说拿着棍子了,它就是拿着菜刀也打不过大灰狼的,一来是生物本身的身体素质的差距,二来是性别的劣势,它怎么可能把大灰狼打跑?” Zhang Ye: „...... This is the novel, is higher than life!” 张烨:“……这是小说,是高于生活的!” In little girl nose one breath, „, but the novel must originate from the life.” 小女孩鼻子里哧了一口气,“但小说也要来源于生活呀。” Zhang Ye had nothing to say in reply, has almost cursed at people, your younger sister! This is the bad luck child of which family|home! Does the timber wolf select food? The female rabbit does hit Duke wolf? These issue Zhang Ye were unasnwerable that he also had food stuck in the throat! Are the present children so garrulous? It is not likable! 张烨无言以对,差点骂人了,你妹啊!这是谁家的倒霉孩子啊!大灰狼挑不挑食?母兔子打不打的过公狼?这些问题张烨根本无法回答,他也是被噎住了!现在的小孩儿都这么伶牙俐齿吗?太不招人喜欢了啊! Was right, how do you know my?” Zhang Ye visits her saying: „Has your family Sir told you?” Cannot, here inhabitant he not know several, and has not seen this child. “对了,你怎么认识我的?”张烨看着她道:“你家大人跟你说过?”不能啊,这边的住户他不认识几个啊,而且也从没见过这孩子。 Suddenly, in the corridor transmits the Landlady voice! 蓦然,楼道里传来房东阿姨的嗓门! Chenchen!” 辰辰!” Rao Chenchen!” 饶辰辰!” Which did you run?” “你跑哪儿去了?” Shouted several, Rao Chenchen is loud to outside under the Zhang Ye dumbfounded gaze: aunt, I in Zhang Ye's Family.” 喊了几声,饶辰辰张烨目瞪口呆的注视下对外面大声:“大姨,我在张烨家呢。” After two seconds, the Rao Aimin form appeared in the Zhang Ye's Family entrance, came, Landlady glanced a kid, ran around like crazy! Bumped into the slave trader to give to sell you sooner or later!” 两秒钟后,饶爱敏的身影就出现在了张烨家门口,一进来,房东阿姨就瞟了眼小家伙,“又瞎跑!碰上人贩子早晚把你给卖了!” The Rao Chenchen adorable small mouth savors the Coke/fun flavor, thinks otherwise. 饶辰辰可爱的小嘴一咂摸可乐的味道,不以为然。 Drinks Coke/fun? Who makes you drink?” Rao Aimin snatches morosely the Coke/fun jar in her hand, walked, goes home with aunt.” “又喝可乐?谁让你喝的?”饶爱敏不高兴地把她手里的可乐瓶子抢过来,“走了,跟大姨回家。” The Rao Chenchen shrivelled mouth said: You said me at home, I do not go back, I with Zhang Ye's Family good.” 饶辰辰瘪嘴道:“在家你老说我,我不回去,我跟张烨家挺好的呢。” Rao Aimin has patted her small head, called Uncle Zhang Ye, impolite!” 饶爱敏拍了她小脑袋一把,“叫张烨叔叔,没大没小的!” Zhang Ye listened to hoodwink in side, I have depended, I said that this bad luck child's speech way so was how familiar-sounding, originally was the Landlady relative! No wonder the mouth such damages, is a mold carves simply with Landlady! Is malicious in speech one by one! 张烨在旁边都听蒙了,我了个靠,我说这倒霉孩子的说话方式怎么那么耳熟呢啊,原来是房东阿姨的亲戚啊!怪不得嘴这么损呢,跟房东阿姨简直是一个模子刻出来的啊!一个比一个嘴毒! Landlady, this is......” Zhang Ye opens the mouth to ask. 房东阿姨,这是……”张烨开口问道。 Rao Aimin has a look at him, my niece, my younger sister's child, later turned over to me to bring, you also stared to me are selecting her, do not let her run all over the place, this little thing wicked scheme greatly.” 饶爱敏看看他,“我外甥女,我妹妹的孩子,以后都归我带了,你也给我盯着点她,别让她乱跑,这小东西鬼主意大着呢。” Zhang Ye wonders saying: Later do you bring? Your younger sister brother-in-law?” 张烨纳闷道:“以后都您带?您妹妹妹夫呢?” In the Rao Aimin look cannot see any color, said very much lightly: They early passed away, child was my brother-in-law family member has brought before, couple of days ago I was not at home go to the legal proceeding, now child's foster power turns over to me, surname also with the surname of our Old Rao.” 饶爱敏眼神里看不出任何色彩,很平淡道:“他们早去世了,孩子以前一直是我妹夫家里人带的,前两天我不在家就是去走法律程序了,现在孩子的抚养权归我,姓也跟我们老饶家的姓。” This.” Zhang Ye also understands that her family|home was a little as if complex, does not dare to ask. “这样啊。”张烨也明白她家似乎有点复杂了,没敢多问。 Was right.” Rao Aimin remembers a matter, heard that your boy did resign? How?” “对了。”饶爱敏想起一个事,“听说你小子辞职了啊?怎么样了?” Zhang Ye one, has not related Landlady, I already do not want to do, thank you cared.” 张烨一嗯,“没关系房东阿姨,我早就不想干了,谢谢您关心了。” Rao Aimin has a look at him, I do not care about you, I am cared that your house rent can hand over on time, to the end of the month, could not hand over you to get the hell out to me quickly, has not resulted in discussed.” 饶爱敏看看他,“我不是关心你,我是关心你的房租能不能按时交,又快到月底了啊,交不起你就给我滚蛋,没得商量。” Zhang Ye almost spits blood, you were also too direct you! 张烨差点吐血,您也太直接了吧您! Something has been done deliberately at this time, the Rao Chenchen also ridicule exuded one to smile, he he.” 偏生这时候,饶辰辰还嘲笑般地发出一声笑,“呵呵。” Rao Aimin selects the hand agily, then the single arm held the bosom Chenchen, eight -year-old high and low child was not little, but the Landlady strenuous feeling has not resembled probably, as if held a beer bottle to be so simple vividly, she said to Zhang Ye: Next week hurries to look for the work, who makes your boy curse at people with the Awards ceremony, got what one deserves you to lose the work, but your poem also assembled, a little Old lady past elegant demeanor!” 饶爱敏利索地一挑手,便单臂将辰辰抱进了怀里,八岁上下的孩子已经不小了,但房东阿姨好像一点吃力的感觉都没有似的,仿佛抱了一个啤酒瓶子那么简单轻快,她对张烨道:“下周赶紧找工作,谁让你小子跟颁奖典礼上骂人的,活该你丢了工作,呵,不过你那首诗还凑合,有点老娘当年的风采!” Zhang Ye along with tastes: Ok, I rest for several days to look for the work, you could rest assured that the house rent definitely absolutely not, I definitely found a good place.” 张烨随口道:“行,我休息几天就找工作,您放心,房租肯定断不了,我肯定找一个好地方。” Looked at Zhang Ye in the Chenchen squint of aunt bosom, the corners of the mouth has pulled pulling stiffly, he he.” 大姨怀里的辰辰斜眼望了望张烨,嘴角僵硬地扯了扯,“呵呵。” He He anything he he! Zhang Ye by this mother and child being defeated, a mouth of Landlady sufficed his dream, good, now are also many to be small! 呵呵什么啊呵呵!张烨被这娘俩给打败了,一张房东阿姨的嘴巴就够他一梦的了,好嘛,现在又多了一个小的! Did he also live! 他还活不活了! Is this old short separation the daily group will damage him?( 这一老一小别是每天都会组团来损他吧?( …… ……
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