IRAS :: Volume #8

#783: The stone in latrine pit


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Stick Stirring Feces? 搅屎棍 ! 噗! Zhang Zuo Ha Qiqi they quickly smiled to faint! 张左哈齐齐他们心里都快笑晕了! Zhang Ye, you!” 张烨,你!” You are shameless!” “你无耻!” Your too bad you!” “你太损了你!” You will pour sooner or later, in this opens mouth on!” “你早晚倒在这一张嘴上!” „! Exploded with rage I! Exploded with rage I!” “啊!气炸我了!气炸我了啊!” In the office district a roaring sound, «World Roaming through» and «Enters Universe» and other Segment Group person air/Qi calls, analogies the stick his one's own regarding Zhang Ye, but analogies to become Shi that them Stick Stirring Feces the new explanation is furious, this is curses at people obliquely! 办公区里一片怒吼声,《天下遨游》和《走进宇宙》等栏目组的人一个个气得嗷嗷叫,对于张烨把他自己比喻成棍子而把他们比喻成屎的那“搅屎棍”的新解释十分震怒,这是拐弯抹角地骂人啊! Zhang Ye actually paid no attention to them, said to Little Wang: King assistant, sees a visitor out.” 张烨却不理他们了,对小王道:“王助理,送客吧。” Good.” Little Wang goes forward saying: Everybody, we must work, please return.” “好。”小王上前道:“各位,我们还要工作,请回吧。” Zhang Ye from attending to moving toward the one's own office. 张烨则自顾走向了自己的办公室。 A «Chen Ye Interview» person points at the Zhang Ye back to shout: Zhang Ye, has the skill you not to walk!” 陈野访谈》的一人指着张烨的背影喊道:“张烨,有本事你别走!” Zhang Ye also really stopped the footsteps, turns head saying: I also really have the skill not to walk, what matter but also there is?” 张烨还真停下了脚步,回头道:“我还真有本事不走,还有什么事儿?” That person one, failed to explode on the contrary. 那人一呃,反倒哑火儿了。 Doesn't he walk? Zhang Ye motionlessly stands there, what can they do? Hits? Did not hit! Scolded? Scolded! Does reporting dismiss him? Others look forward to leave earlier! Tosses about, they are means do not have with Zhang Ye, this person on your mother is stone in the latrine pit, is smelly and hard! 他不走?张烨就是一动不动地站在那里,他们又能干什么啊?打?打不了!骂?骂不过!举报开除他?人家巴不得早点走人呢!折腾来折腾去,他们拿张烨是一点办法也没有啊,这人就你妈是个茅坑里的石头,又臭又硬! Cannot such consider as finished!” “不能就这么算了!” Walks, looks to lead!” “走,找领导去!” Right, I have not believed not to have the place to reason things out I!” “对,我还不信没地方说理了我!” This matter must some people manage!” “这事必须有人管!” This group of people shouted after several words, has strengthened the look, all exited from the Zhang Ye office district, then ablaze with anger looks for CCTV Channel 1 led. 这帮人喊了几句话后,都是坚定了神色,全从张烨的办公区出去了,然后一个个怒气冲冲地去找央视一套的领导了。 ...... …… Meanwhile. 与此同时。 They are restless time, entire CCTV also knew here calamity, Zhang Ye is CCTV Channel 1 one malignant tumor, usually does not know that has many eyes to stare at him, then made the trouble, the news naturally passed on quickly, before let alone , the battle of words on weibo had many CCTV staff to see. 他们闹腾的时候,整个央视也知道了这边的乱子,张烨一直是央视一套的一颗“毒瘤”,平时不知道有多少双眼睛都盯着他呢,这下闹出乱子,消息自然传得很快,更何况之前微博上的骂战已经有不少央视的员工都看到了。 Everybody whispered in secret. 大家私下里唧唧咕咕。 There Zhang Ye had an accident!” 张烨那儿又出事了!” I also heard.” “我也听说了。” „Our Leader Zhang are not idling, just had abandoned an international Mathematics prize, then gave the colleague to add to stop up? Really is the genuine soldier!” “咱们这位张导是真不闲着啊,刚弃了一个国际数学奖,这下又来给同事添堵了?真是位货真价实的战士啊!” Yeah, heard that several Segment Group staff is asked him to ask for the explanation by he online scolded, finally heard that all by Zhang Ye damaging, Host has been able saying that let alone Leader Zhang is also the person who that type most can say in Host, Leader Zhang this opens mouth, who did the average person scold him? clear(ly) knows that scolded this group of people also to go to look for this not to be happy, they were also idle egg - hurt. Zhang Ye is not the temperament of that stirring up trouble, which colleague hadn't been scolded by him? Sees Weibo, pretended not to see to result.” “可不是么,听说好几个被他网上骂了的栏目组员工都去找他讨说法了,结果听说,全被张烨给损了回来,主持人本来就能说,何况张导主持人里还属于那种最能说的主儿,张导这张嘴啊,一般人谁骂得过他?明知道骂不过他这帮人还非得去找这个不痛快,他们也是闲的蛋-疼了。张烨不就是那个惹事的脾气么,哪个同行没被他骂过啊?看见微薄,装作没看见就得了呗。” You said dexterously, but program the entire team, Zhang Ye scolded their program publicly, scolded Segment Group all people, is impossible to pretend not to know, which otherwise does the face toward put?” “你说得轻巧,一个节目可是整个团队,张烨公开骂了他们的节目,就是骂了栏目组所有人,不可能装作不知道,不然面子往哪儿放?” „Did they complain?” “他们去告状了?” Um, looks Director.” “嗯,去找总监了。” Looked how the leader processes, but wants also to know how can process?” “看领导怎么处理吧,呵,不过想也知道,能怎么处理啊?” Yes, but how can also process?” “是啊,还能怎么处理?” ...... …… CCTV Channel 1. 央视一套 Director holds the official business. 总监办公事。 Jiang Naixiong and Jiang Yuan do not know that is because saw Weibo, there are other any matters to discuss, these people come time, first channel two key leaders both in office. 江乃熊和江源也不知是因为看到了微薄,还是有什么其他事情商量,那些人来的时候,第一频道的两个主要领导都在办公室里呢。 Director!” 总监!” Leader Jiang!” 江总!” Bullied the person!” “太欺负人了!” Yes, that Zhang Ye was lawless!” “是啊,那张烨无法无天了!” The people come in hurriedly, on resentment all over the sky! 众人风风火火地一进来,就怨气满天! Jiang Naixiong takes a look at them, the complexion is not quite good, „, Weibo I just looked.” 江乃熊瞅瞅他们,脸色也不太好,“嗯,微薄我刚刚看了。” «Chen Ye Interview» that Vice-Director gets angry: Is on weibo headless scolds us the matter of column without the brain incessantly, we just went to the Zhang Ye office to ask for the explanation, finally was given to scold by him, words that said called coarse, I, I could not study simply! Now because of this matter, our Segment Group high and low staff anger in abundance, is having the mood, did not have including the thoughts of work!” 陈野访谈》的那个副导演怒道:“不止是微博上无头无脑骂我们栏目的事,我们刚刚去张烨的办公室讨说法,结果都被他给骂了回来,说的话那叫一个难听,我,我简直都学不出来!现在因为这件事,我们栏目组上下员工都怒气纷纷,全都带着情绪呢,连工作的心思都没了!” Our Segment Group is also!” “我们栏目组也是!” Not this!” “没他这样的!” Director, this behavior, if has not processed, is very difficult to comfort everybody's mood, entire CCTV Channel 1 on the person who I hear, early complained to Zhang Ye!” 总监,这种行为要是还不处理,很难安抚大家的心情啊,整个央视一套就我听说的人,早都对张烨怨声载道了!” These people know the idea of leaders, that however for them, the leadership thinks hides Zhang Ye more than half a year in the CCTV Channel 1 snow the idea is actually not they desired, after this matter, they only hope that now Zhang Ye can a bit faster get the hell out, is the transfer is also good, dismissal, so long as do not let this goods toss about them with the unit to disturb again everywhere, to be how good, they were do not want to see this goods, should better leave for a lifetime their distantly is good, this fellow too wicked, speech wicked, has worked also wicked, basic on unreasonable, had no way to be together naturally. Also before there are them or their Segment Group leader, has offended the Zhang Ye reason! 这些人知道领导们的想法,然而对他们来说,领导想的那在央视一套雪藏张烨大半年的主意却并不是他们希望看到的,经过这件事以后,他们现在只希望张烨能快点滚蛋,是调走也好,开除也罢,只要别让这货再跟单位折腾他们到处捣乱,怎么着都行,他们是再也不想看见这货了,最好一辈子都离他们远远的才好,这家伙太缺德了,说话缺德,做事也缺德,根本就不讲道理啊,根本没法相处当然,里面。也有他们或他们栏目组的领导之前得罪过张烨的原因! One group of people complained continually. 一帮人连番告状。 After Jiang Yuan hear their meanings, drew out the brow pressed. 江源听完他们的意思后,蹙起了眉头。 Jiang Naixiong looked at the eye they, was good, the matter I knew, goes back, this matter I and river Vice-Director discussed that will give you a confession.” 江乃熊看了眼他们,“好了,事情我知道了,都回去吧,这件事我和江副总监商量一下,会给你们一个交代的。” They then dispersed. 他们这才散了。 A gate pass/test, Jiang Yuan said: This Zhang Ye, more and more does not make sense!” 门一关,江源就道:“这个张烨,越来越不像话了!” Jiang Naixiong was also cloudy face, „do you see? Punishes?” 江乃熊也阴了脸,“你怎么看?怎么处分?” Jiang Yuan hesitant, can't dismiss him? Such has also gathered his intent.” 江源犹豫了一下,“总不能开除他吧?那样还真合了他的意。” Is naturally impossible.” Jiang Naixiong sneers, gains ground saying: This morning, how I heard that ten four channel Yan Tianfei did look for you?” “自然不可能。”江乃熊冷笑一声,抬头道:“今天早上,怎么我听说十四频道闫天飞找你了?” Jiang Yuan nods, he because of the matter of that two new person, asks us to want the view, he he, had added wants to furnish their words Zhang Ye.” 江源点头,“他因为那两个新人的事,找咱们要说法,呵呵,还说过想把张烨调给他们的话。” Jiang Naixiong said: „Does this hot sweet potato he also dare to meet? Since starts with the CCTV Channel 1 lawsuit, CCTV Station Leader had the opinion to Zhang Ye, how many aging lawsuits that in addition is also turned because of later he caused, for serveral days the CCTV legal unit had not been idling, the public opinion pressure was very big, the influence was very bad, made in our stage very passive, this will not have the good manner to Zhang Ye, such did quickly offend a person CCTV, Old Yan also really dares to? He did not fear that is supporting!” 江乃熊道:“这个烫手的山芋他也敢接?自从跟央视一套的官司开始,央视台领导就已经对张烨有意见了,再加上因为他而引起的之后的几场陈年官司也被一个个翻了出来,这些天央视的法律部就没闲着过,舆论压力很大,影响很恶劣,也让咱们台里非常被动,这就更对张烨不会有好态度了,就这么一个把央视都快得罪个遍的人,老闫也真敢要?他也不怕撑着!” But Jiang Yuan said: When has Director Yan managed these? Sometimes he may not sell including the Station Leader face, let alone this matter, before two Station Leader, with his some friendship, assistant station chief even dozens years ago just and Old Yan entered duty CCTV time, but also has lived in a staff quarter together, rested the bunk bed, therefore something, Station Leader also took Old Yan not to have the means that after all was old ties.”, He asked: „Do you want to adjust Zhang Ye?” 江源无奈道:“闫总监什么时候管过这些?他有时候连台领导的面子都不一定会卖,更别说这种事了,有两个台领导以前都跟他有些情谊,还有个副台长甚至几十年前刚和老闫入职央视的时候,还一起住过一个员工宿舍,就睡得上下铺,所以有些事,台领导也拿老闫没办法,毕竟都是老关系了。”顿了顿,他问道:“您想把张烨调过去?” Old Yan that channel, wants anything, and has not taken a good photo any opportunity of mirror, is not entertainment channel, even if actually Zhang Ye went, stays with the present in our CCTV Channel 1 does not have anything to distinguish, same is snow conceal.” Has thought that Jiang Naixiong shakes the head saying: Considers as finished, later said again.” 老闫那个频道,要什么没什么,而且也没有上镜出镜的任何机会,并不是娱乐频道,其实即便张烨去了,跟如今呆在咱们央视一套也没什么区别,一样是雪藏。”想了一下,江乃熊摇头道:“还是算了,以后再说吧。” ...... …… After one hour. 一小时后。 The punishment result came out: Deducts a Zhang Ye three months of bonus, concurrent an internal mail, entire CCTV System internal circular criticism! 处分结果出来了:扣除张烨三个月奖金,并发了一封内部邮件,整个央视系统内部通报批评! After Zhang Ye looks unemotionally, the eyelid every time jumps , to continue to watch his movie. 张烨看后面无表情,眼皮都每跳一下,继续看他的电影。 Ha Qiqi Zhang Zuo their these subordinate also did it does not matter look at the mail, the public criticism? This was not the first time. 哈齐齐张左他们这些手下人也无所谓地看了邮件,通报批评?这也不是第一次了。 Other CCTV people's responses are also mostly the same except for minor differences. 央视其他人的反应也大同小异。 „The public criticism?” “又是通报批评?” Deducts the wages bonus? Zhang Ye difference that money?” “扣工资奖金?张烨差那点钱?” Yes, first channel has not dismissed him, this was prepares dead to knock with Zhang Ye in following more than half a year time really!” “是啊,第一频道还是没开除他啊,这是真准备在接下来的大半年时间里跟张烨死磕到底了!” Um, if not dismiss, the punishment that can use was too small!” “嗯,如果不开除,能用的处分真的太小了!” „Is public criticism useful? Has changed us, this mail wanted certainly the short remaining life, did not say that influence work future, is on the face is also much more bashful, but to Zhang Ye? That is the mosquito to bite not to be, dares to consider the person in court CCTV, person who dares to abandon prize international Mathematics, the Zhang Ye scandal and wicked matter that is links your mother's newspaper internationally to publish, can he also fear the internal circular criticism? This is not pulls, if Zhang Ye the facial skin is so thin, could not do that many Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering matters!” “通报批评有什么用?换了咱们,这一封邮件肯定要了老命,不说影响工作前途,就是脸上也臊得慌啊,但对张烨?那属于蚊子叮一下都算不上啊,一个敢把央视告上法庭的主儿,一个敢弃奖国际数学界的主儿,张烨的丑闻和缺德事儿那可是连你妈国际上的报纸都刊登过啊,他还能怕个内部通报批评?这不是扯呢么,张烨要是脸皮这么薄,也干不出那么多惊天动地的事了!” What said that Zhang Ye is a bold person, I estimated that he looked at the mail, has not winked including the eye, too department of pediatrics.” “说的是,张烨就是个没脸没皮的主儿,我估计他看了邮件,连眼睛都没眨一下吧,太小儿科了。” After «World Roaming through» and «Chen Ye Interview» and other Segment Group people look, is very dissatisfied, thinks also insufficient, has not vented spleen. 《天下遨游》和《陈野访谈》等几个栏目组的人看后,也十分不满足,觉得还不够,还不解气。 Finally after several minutes, the CCTV Channel 1 official website and Weibo complete Qi Liang gets up, unexpectedly rare had publicly issued to the outside criticizes the punishment of Zhang Ye, widened the outside the range of notification, obviously this was a severer punishment, the leadership of CCTV Channel 1 thinks possibly was: If Zhang Ye does not care about the internal circular, he always cares about his one's own popularity? Does smelly his reputation, this can always have a fracture to him. 结果就在几分钟后,央视一套的官方网站和微薄则齐齐亮起,竟然难得一见的对外界公开发布了对张烨的处分批评,把通报的范围扩大到了外界,这显然是项更严厉的处分,央视一套的领导想的可能是:张烨如果不在意内部通报,那他总是在乎他自己人气的吧?把他的名声搞臭,这总能对他伤筋动骨了。 However, what making their many people not think, this foreign announcement the punishment result of Zhang Ye, has not caused the people unexpectedly too loudly responded. 然而,让他们很多人没想到的是,这份对外公布的张烨的处分结果,居然也没有引起民众们的太大回应。 Punishes?” “又处分啦?” Hey, how to deduct the bonus?” “嘿,怎么又是扣奖金啊?” Public criticism? Didn't have new pattern a little to feed?” “通报批评?还有没有点新花样啊喂?” „Does Zhang Ye curse at people are the news? Doesn't he curse at people with travelling together challenge is the news? When the Teacher Zhang day did not scold suddenly travels together, you sent the circular again, I definitely was shocked at that time go against your Weibo to summon that all relatives and friends retransmitted!” 张烨骂人是新闻吗?他不骂人不跟同行打架才是新闻吧?什么时候张老师突然有一天不骂同行了,你们再来发通告吧,我那时肯定惊呆地来顶你们的微薄号召所有亲朋好友转发!” Delivers two characters: He He.” “送俩字:呵呵。” Made this post sink.” “让此贴沉了吧。” Made this post sink + 1.” “让此贴沉了吧+1。” Some people scattered replies, the scene looks very pitifully. 民众们零散的一些回复,场面看着十分可怜。 These are in CCTV to wait to look that the Zhang Ye embarrassed person was all scared, previous time, CCTV to their Host public criticism time, has caused the big reaction and discusses, what's the matter? Arrived at Zhang Ye here, hasn't a trivial sound raised? This was recently daily in Zhang Ye that in multimedia news beams with joy, this is the B-list Star scandal, how everybody does not pay attention feeds!? 那些身在央视正等着看张烨难堪的人全傻眼了,上一次,央视对一个他们的主持人通报批评的时候,引起了多大反响和热议呢啊,怎么回事?怎么到了张烨这里,连个屁大点儿的动静都没有掀起来啊?这可是最近天天在媒体新闻上露脸的张烨啊,这可是个二线明星的丑闻啊,怎么大家都不关注啊喂!? They know at this moment that they think the Zhang Ye reputation has sufficed smelly, but now looks like , the reputation of this goods compared with wants on smelly ten times that they expect! If not for reputation smelly to this way, people after hearing this B-list Star scandal, smiles unexpectedly, but hasn't cared muddily?? 他们这一刻才知道,原本他们以为张烨的名声已经够臭了,可现在看来,这货的名头比他们预想的还要臭上十倍啊!若不是名声臭至如斯,民众们又怎么会在听到这种二线明星的丑闻后,竟一笑而过浑不在意??
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