IRAS :: Volume #8

#764: This goods ... Really teaches?


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Online high praise like tide! 网上好评如潮! In family|home. 家中。 [ 800 ] [800] After Zhang Ye plays several have closed game, well satisfied has drawn back, has swept an online commentary and news, for a while was also happy, saw that everybody such showed due respect for the feelings unexpectedly, he pulled the sleeve immediately, shakes has washed one's hands to make simple warming up, was not idling, immediately invested in the status of «Plants Vs. Zombies» spokesman, but this spokesman, somewhat did not have the moral integrity slightly! 张烨玩了几关游戏后,也心满意足地退了出来,扫了一眼网上的评论和新闻,一时也是乐了,见到大家居然这么给面子,他顿时把袖子一挽,抖了抖手做了一下简单的热身,然后也不闲着,立即投入到了《植物大战僵尸》代言人的身份中去了,只不过这个代言人嗯,稍稍有些没节操! On weibo. 微博上。 weibo named peerless Little Fang magnificent the D-list actress has sent Weibo, has been joined to a picture, has to steam the package to have the bean gruel, breakfast is quite sumptuous, thanks mother, cried delicious!” 一个微博名叫“绝世小芳华”的四线女演员发了一个微薄,配上了一张照片,有蒸包有豆粥,“早餐好丰盛,谢谢妈妈,好吃哭了!” Finally Weibo just, sofa was snatched! 结果微薄刚一出,沙发就被抢了! After the actress sends weibo, obviously has not switched off directly, but waits to look at netizens' commentary, who wants just to send one second of some people to comment! 那女演员发完微博后显然没有直接关掉,而是等着看一看网友们的评论,谁想刚发一秒钟就有人评论了! Hou! 嚯! Were you too also quick you? 你也太快了吧你? Actress smilingly lowers the head looked that finally immediately was startled from inundating the prestige starts to destroy full text reading! 那女演员笑嘻嘻地低头一看,结果登时怔住了从漫威开始破坏全文阅读! This name...... 这名字…… This person...... 这人…… Snatched his sofa unexpectedly is also Celebrity, moreover crest of wave abundant Zhang Ye, sees only the commentary to be very concerned about face wrote: „, Do not make noise, do not make noise, told you on the quiet a secret, recently left game to be called «Plants Vs. Zombies», was specially amusing, I told you you not to tell others!” 抢了他沙发的居然也是个明星,而且风头正盛的张烨,只见评论好不要脸地写道:“嘘,别出声儿,别出声儿,悄悄告诉你一个秘密,最近出了一款游戏叫做《植物大战僵尸》,特别好玩,我告诉你你可别告诉别人!” The actress feels extremely flattered immediately, this is Zhang Ye, Entertainment Circle famous extraordinary, although the infamy are many, but others are actually genuine B-list Star, is popular in wrist of across the country, obviously paces back and forth with her one in the D-list utility is not a person of level, saw that was Zhang Ye this Legendary character snatched her sofa unexpectedly, she a little felt certainly extremely flattered. 那女演员顿时受宠若惊,这可是张烨啊,娱乐圈大名鼎鼎的一朵奇葩啊,虽然骂名不少,可人家却是货真价实二线明星,是红遍大江南北的腕儿啊,显然跟她一个徘徊在四线的小演员不是一个层次的人,见到竟是张烨这个传奇人物抢了她的沙发,她当然有点受宠若惊。 She is thrown into confusion returns to the covered passageway: game of Teacher Zhang recommendation must play!” 她手忙脚乱地回复道:“张老师推荐的游戏必须玩啊!” Below, her fans were also shocked! 下面,她的粉丝们也惊呆了! „? Teacher Zhang?” “啊?张老师?” Hello! Met the big god!” 哎呦喂!碰见大神了!” Hahaha, Teacher Zhang are you concerned about face, obviously is game that your one's own fences and represents, your such publicity really?” 哈哈哈,张老师你要不要脸哇,明明是你自己操刀和代言的游戏,你这么宣传真的好吗?” Here added noisily.( 这边还说闹呢。( Novel /\\ Net 小说/【\\网 w w ww. AI xs ww.aixs】 That side, Zhang Yuanqi weibo also had the sound, she has sent a picture of airport, under the airplane, thanked the fans enthusiasm to greet.” 那一边,章远棋微博也有动静了,她发了一张机场的图片,“下飞机了,谢谢粉丝们的热情迎接。” Finally the sofa was snatched by Zhang Ye, breathes out, do not make noise, do not make noise, told you on the quiet a secret, recently left game to be called «Plants Vs. Zombies», was specially amusing, I told you you not to tell others!” 结果沙发又被张烨抢了,“嘘,别出声儿,别出声儿,悄悄告诉你一个秘密,最近出了一款游戏叫做《植物大战僵尸》,特别好玩,我告诉你你可别告诉别人!” Zhang Yuanqi: „......” 章远棋:“……” Her manager Fang Weihong also: „......” 经纪人方卫红也:“……” They have replied one string of ellipses, obviously their speechless! 俩人都回复了一串省略号,可见俩人的无语! Another head. 另一头。 Has the bitter hatred Crosstalk actor Tang Dazhang Weibo sudden outgoing message with Zhang Ye, „the weather of Kunming is really good, is enjoys here performance.” 张烨有深仇大恨的相声演员唐大章微薄突然发文,“昆明的天气真不错,在这边演出是享受啊。” Tang Dazhang many fans first time saw weibo, everybody replies immediately, when they send the commentary stunned discovery, the sofa unexpectedly is not their, the first commentary just sent out the weibo post- two seconds to appear in Tang Dazhang unexpectedly! 唐大章的很多粉丝都第一时间看到了微博,大家立即回复起来,然而当他们发完评论的时候才错愕的发现,沙发居然不是他们的,第一个评论竟然在唐大章刚发出微博后两秒钟就出现了! Oh! 哎呀! Is who is so quick? 是谁这么快啊? Can you take off you? 你这是要起飞呀你? The result looks to be good, Tang Dazhang fans was ignorant, his mother is not Tang Dazhang Teacher death enmity Zhang Ye! 结果一看可好,唐大章粉丝都懵了,这他妈不是唐大章老师的死仇张烨么! Zhang Ye: „, Do not make noise, do not make noise, told you on the quiet a secret......” 张烨:“嘘,别出声儿,别出声儿,悄悄告诉你一个秘密……” Tang Dazhang nearly spits blood! 唐大章险些吐血! Tang Dazhang fans: „......( *&\;%¥%... ¥#!!” 唐大章粉丝:“……(*&\;%¥%…¥#!!” You are surnamed Zhang concerned about face you? Are you concerned about face? Initially Crosstalk big game time what did you Tang Teacher damaging, you have a face unexpectedly on Tang Teacher Weibo publicity your game?? Your this is not smelly is not concerned about face! Sees overflow - bum, has not seen such has flowed - bum! 姓张的你要脸吗你?你要脸吗?当初相声大赛的时候你都把唐老师给损成什么样了啊,你居然还有脸来唐老师微薄宣传你的游戏??你丫这不是臭不要脸么!见过流-氓的,没见过这么流-氓的啊! Also then, initially suffered a natural disaster with the Crosstalk actor who Zhang Ye had a grudge! 接着,又有一个当初跟张烨有仇的相声演员遭灾了! That Crosstalk artist Weibo said: Recently the cloudy day rained, arthritis violated.” 相声艺术家微薄道:“最近阴天下雨,关节炎又犯了。” Zhang Ye snatched the sofa once more, breathed out, do not make noise, do not make noise, told you on the quiet a secret......” 张烨再次抢到了沙发,“嘘,别出声儿,别出声儿,悄悄告诉你一个秘密……” That Crosstalk artist: „......” 相声艺术家:“……” From nine points to ten points, Weibo that more than 20 Celebrity public figures send out one after another newly, unexpectedly all by Zhang Ye snatching two buildings, is the first reply . Moreover the content that replies is the same, with similar sales promotion medical - the suspicious expression of sickness medicine is selling the «Plants Vs. Zombies» flower best quality goods male! 从九点到十点,接连20多个明星公众人物新发出的微薄,居然全被张烨给抢到了二楼,全是第一个回复的,而且回复的内容都一样,用一种类似推销治疗性-病药物的偷偷摸摸的语气推销着《植物大战僵尸》花都极品男! Celebrity are all speechless! 明星们皆无语! The netizens have also fainted! 网友们也晕倒了一片又一片! Teacher Zhang! You have sufficed, you sufficed really!” 张老师!你够了,你真的够了!” , must such not have moral integrity to feed!” “噗,要不要这么没节操啊喂!” Fuck your this is the quick hand fast!” 我草您这是得多快的手速啊!” Frightens in the urine! This your mother what hand fast? Are the sofas?” “吓尿中!这你妈什么手速?次次都是沙发?” Teacher Zhang can you such not mysteriously appear and disappear! You received many to represent the fee, went all out really you! This was also very professional!” 张老师你能不能别这么神出鬼没啊!您到底是收了多少代言费啊,真卖力气啊您!这也忒敬业了!” Hahahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!” God hand fast!” “神手速!” crap! Has knelt steadily!” 我了个去!已跪稳!” Is scared!” “吓傻中!” Teacher Zhang your become excited you!?” 张老师打鸡血了啊您!?” Sees Celebrity to do publicity, has seen Celebrity spare no effort does the work for the one's own representing product or for the one's own work, however looks like the publicity way that Zhang Ye such almost completely is not concerned about face, everybody is really the first time sees! This also too wicked! If other ordinary 45 young entertainers, you are also known to everybody B-list Big shot that is known to everybody, even if in competition so intense Entertainment Circle you are also one in top that big wave of people, you, your this also very...... That anything! 见过明星们搞宣传,也见过明星们为了自己的代言产品或者为了自己的作品不遗余力地做工作,然而像张烨这么几乎是完全不要脸的宣传方式,大家真是头一次见啊!这也太缺德了啊!要是其他普通45线的小艺人也就罢了,您可是无人不知无人不晓的二线大腕儿,即使在竞争如此激烈的娱乐圈里您也是属于顶尖的那一大波人中的一员啊,您,您这也忒……那啥了啊! However Zhang Ye does not think to blush quite the same as, does is snatching sofa the great undertaking as before ecstatically! 然而张烨却浑然不觉得脸红,依旧乐此不疲地干着“抢沙发”的大业! Following time, under netizens with amazement gaze, Celebrity entertainers one after another one after another by Zhang Ye violent treachery, those who most make everybody praise to the heavens also makes all people full of admiration is, Zhang Ye can snatch the sofa under surrounding of this Celebrity myriad fans each time! 接下来的时间,在网友们骇然的注视下,一个接一个的明星艺人都接连遭了张烨的“毒手”,最让大家叹为观止也让所有人都五体投地的是,张烨每次都能在该明星万千粉丝的围观下抢到沙发! One time is the accident! 一次是意外! Twice is the accident! 两次是意外! 20 times? 50 times? 20次呢?50次呢? The netizens have been shocked with Entertainment Circle these Celebrity \; first, to be shocked in the Zhang Ye god same hand of fast \; second, to be shocked in Zhang Ye so never says die energetic quality that and smelly is not concerned about face! 网友们和娱乐圈的那些明星们都惊呆了,一是惊呆于张烨神一样的手速,二是惊呆于张烨如此锲而不舍且臭不要脸的精神品质! ...... …… Shenzhen. 深圳 Some entertainment company. 某娱乐公司。 Just in Weibo by Zhang Ye violent treachery a B-list actress and Singer face delay leans to look to nearby staff, was not specially familiar she has referred to weibo interface on one's own cell phone screen to Zhang Ye dull, this goods...... Really Professor Peking University?” 一个刚刚在微薄遭了张烨“毒手”的二线女演员兼歌手一脸呆滞地侧头看向旁边的工作人员们,对张烨不是特别熟悉的她呆呆地指了指自己手机屏幕上的微博界面,“这货……真是北大教授?” The staff smile bitterly, „.” 工作人员们苦笑,“是的。” The actresses asked again, Writer?” 女演员再问,“文学家?” The staff said: Yes.” 工作人员呃道:“是的。” The actresses three asked: Judicial worker?” 女演员三问:“司法工作者?” The staff close one's eyes, „.” 工作人员闭上眼,“是的。” The actresses wiped away sweat, said: I study few, do not deceive me!” 女演员擦了擦汗,道:“我读书少,你们别骗我!”
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