IRAS :: Volume #8

#752: The department tests to start


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This day. 这日。 This year Bar Exam first day. 今年司考第一天。 On weibo presented some rumors, for these days has been appearing. 微博上出现了一些传言,这几天一直出现着。 Bar Exam started!” 司考开始了啊!” Hearing Zhang Ye can participate?” “听说张烨要参加?” Definitely is the rumor.” “肯定是谣言。” But many people said that can't be the rumor?” “可好多人都这么说啊,不能是空穴来风吧?” His that side work also has he has a headache, which can attend to testing Bar Exam!” “他那边的工作还有他头疼的呢,哪儿顾得上考司考啊!” I thought that is also false, his does Host, what law license test? Does he later also really want to be attorney? Even if tested, also the law office enrolled practised for one year later can have really independent accepts the attorney qualifications that the case appeared in court, has he tested useful?” “我觉得也是假的,他一主持人,考什么律师执照啊?他以后还真想当律师啊?就算真考下来了,也得在律师事务所挂名实习一年以后才能真具备单独受理案件出庭的律师资格呢啊,他考了有啥用?” That is uncertain, the idea of Zhang Ye, the average person could not understand.” “那也不一定,张烨的想法,一般人理解不了。” Sweat, in the building said is also, I had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly!” “汗,楼上说的也是,我竟无言以对!” Is the false news, today should be able to know.” “是不是假消息,今天应该就能知道喽。” ...... …… Beijing. 京城 66 lieutenant colonel entrances. 66中校门口。 This is a Bar Exam in which examination site, borrowed a school location of high school, at this moment, to test time also one hour, one after another one group of examinees walked toward, to prevent to cheat and take a test as a ringer for somebody else, inside security check is very strictly, light staff twenty individuals. 这是司考的其中一个考点,借了一个高中的学校场地,此刻,离考试时间还有一个小时,已经陆陆续续有一批考生往里走了,为了防止作弊和代考,里面的安检做得很严,光工作人员就二十几个人。 Shows the ID card and research.” “出示身份证和考证。” Has been OK, enters.” “可以了,进吧。” Next.” “下一个。” In roadside BMW X5. 路边一辆宝马x5里。 Zhang Ye is calling Mother with a laugh. 张烨正在笑呵呵地跟老妈打电话。 Zhang Ye said: I arrived.” 张烨道:“我已经到了。” Mother is speechless, „do you also really want to test?” 老妈无语,“你还真要考啊?” Naturally, already did not say!” The Zhang Ye perspiration said. “当然了啊,不是早就说了么!”张烨汗道。 Mother said: I think that your boy cracks a joke.” 老妈说:“我以为你小子开玩笑呢。” This matter I crack a joke.” Zhang Ye said with a smile: Good I did not say that should enter the examination place, you waited for news that in any case I win.” “这事儿我开什么玩笑啊。”张烨笑道:“行了我不说了,该进考场了,反正啊,您就等待我胜利的消息吧。” Mother said: Other score is too low, when the time comes the newspaper one on, others laugh at you.” 老妈道:“别分数太低啊,到时候报纸一上,别人笑话你。” Zhang Ye said: Do not lift with me shoulder, snort|hum, we take the fact speech.” 张烨道:“您也甭跟我抬扛,哼,咱拿事实说话。” Made the telephone call, Zhang Ye got out, finally the Dong Shanshan telephone hit. 挂了电话,张烨就下了车,结果董杉杉的电话打来了。 Zhang Ye meets, proceeds, feeds, does the old schoolmate, have the matter?” 张烨一接,边往前走,“喂,老同学,有事儿?” Has the matter.” That side is the Dong Shanshan laughter, here noon has a dinner party, Hu Fei Hu Director takes care, is your old colleague, can't come?” “有事。”那边是董杉杉的笑声,“这边中午有个饭局,胡飞总监张罗的,都是你的老同事,来不来啊?” Zhang Ye has a look at the table, today is not good, my day has the matter.” 张烨看看表,“今天不行啊,我一天都有事。” Dong Shanshan said with a smile: You worked are about not to have, what matter can you have?” 董杉杉笑吟吟道:“你工作都快没了,你能有什么事?” Judicial test.” Zhang Ye said: I arrived at the examination site.” “司法考试呀。”张烨道:“我都到考点了。” Dong Shanshan one surprised, „? Did you also really test Bar Exam?” 董杉杉一愕,“哈?你还真去考司考了啊?” Zhang Ye: Real.” 张烨:“真的啊。” Dong Shanshan: Hou, I also think the online blind biography.” 董杉杉:“嚯,我还以为网上瞎传的呢。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: Did not say that another day will make again.” 张烨笑道:“不说了,改天再约啊。” That side Dong Shanshan puts down the telephone, immediately in Hu Fei with office district and the others said that one hear of Zhang Ye went to Bar Exam, Zhang Ye the group of old colleagues has fainted a piece! 那边的董杉杉放下电话,也立刻跟办公区里的胡飞等人说了,一听张烨真去了司考,张烨的这帮老同事们都晕倒了一片! Xiao Lu wipes away sweat, Teacher Zhang can toss about!” 小吕擦汗,“还是张老师能折腾啊!” Brother Hou dumbfounded , this too did not press the repertoire to play a card!” 侯哥哭笑不得,“这也太不按套路出牌了!” Da Fei said: Teacher Zhang specialized broadcast Host, what had a look to make into well now, Mathematician(s), the Music person, the poet, advertise(r), the Crosstalk actor, broke off the finger unable to count, can Teacher Zhang test the attorney qualifications now? Does this have a boss! This browsed is also too broad, entire Republic, no, the world could not discover second compared with Teacher Zhang occupation many people!” 大飞道:“张老师好好一个专业的播音主持人,看看现在都弄成啥了啊,数学家,音乐人,诗人,广告人,相声演员,掰着手指头都数不过来了,张老师现在又要考律师资格了?这还有没有个头儿啊!这涉猎也太广了吧,整个共和国,不,全世界也找不出第二个比张老师职业多的人了吧!” Younger Brother Hou said with a smile: Teacher Zhang this was brings a lawsuit to become addicted!” 侯弟笑道:“张老师这是打官司上瘾了!” Hu Fei said the sentence, Little Zhang this person is to remember one is one, test also does two saying that Bar Exam capacity 0% several.” 胡飞说了句,“小张这人就是想起一出是一出,考不考得下来还两说呢,司考通过率才0几而已。” Xiao Lu um said: Teacher Zhang supposed that was goes to playing.” 小吕嗯道:“张老师估摸就是去‘玩儿’了。” The old colleagues are very speechless. 老同事们都很无语。 Similarly speechless also has the Bar Exam examinees. 同样无语的还有司考的考生们。 66 test security check mouths, many field personnel and examinees have been shocked! 66中的考试安检口,好多现场工作人员和考生们已经惊呆了! Is Zhang Ye!” “是张烨!” Fuck he came really!” 我草他真来了啊!” What online said is real!” “网上说的是真的!” This what situation?” “这什么情况啊?” Whoops the snapshot, hurries round of Weibo!” “哎呦快照相啊,赶紧发微薄!” The appearance of Zhang Ye has caused not the small stir in 66 Bar Exam examination sites, Zhang Ye actually as if nothing has happened, from attending to the examination place, had found the one's own seat. 张烨的出现在66中司考考点引起了不小的轰动,张烨却跟没事人一样,自顾进了考场,找到了自己的座位。 ...... …… On weibo. 微博上。 At this time has also lived it up, has the news about Zhang Ye to send out unceasingly! 此时也都热闹了,不断有关于张烨的消息发出! Real false?” “真的假的啊?” „Did he go really?” “他真去了啊?” I do not know that should say any was good!” “我已经不知道该说什么好了!” Day, how any profession your mother has the Zhang Ye form!” “天,怎么什么行业都你妈有张烨的身影啊!” In building said too early, Teacher Zhang estimated that could not test, I also held the mentality that gave a try to participate in Bar Exam, that topic was too abnormal, was not the legal professional cannot come really!” “楼上说得太早了,张老师估计考不下来,我也曾经抱着试试看的心态参加过司考,那题目太变态了,不是法律专业的真来不了!” Yes, the Bar Exam difficulty is too big!” “是啊,司考难度太大!” Teacher Zhang is simply ubiquitous, I really am curious this time to test many minutes, he must be able through this year's judicial test, that pleasure to be big really!” 张老师简直无处不在,我还真好奇他这次能考多少分,他要真能通过今年的司法考试,那乐子可就大了!” Right, the pleasure was big!” “没错,乐子大了!” Anticipated that Zhang Ye marches the legal profession, Hahaha!” “期待张烨进军律师界,哈哈哈!” In building wants to be many, do not anticipate to be too high, the Teacher Zhang finally result will be very possibly low, naturally I am also a speculation, after all this is Zhang Ye, very difficult to weigh him according to the common sense!” “楼上想多了,别期待太高,张老师最终成绩可能会很低,当然了我也就是个推测啊,毕竟这是张烨,很难按常理衡量他!” Online discusses to overturn the heavens. 网上热议翻天。 The Zhang Ye friends also came out many. 张烨的朋友们也出来了好多。 Yao Jiancai Weibo said: False news? Confirmation really?” 姚建才微薄道:“假新闻吧?确认是真的了吗?” When some people reply has printed the scene picture. 有人回复时晒出了现场照片。 Yao Jiancai: „...... Really?” 姚建才:“……真的是啊?” Has humanity: Teacher Yao, you relate with Zhang Ye that well, don't you know?” 有人道:“姚老师,您跟张烨关系那么好,您都不知道啊?” Yao Jiancai has also replied him, what I know, who knew in his brain which string to move, ha, did amateur run to take the judicial test? You give the law circle to keep means of livelihood to be good, I am waiting for him the zero, everybody look at him to laugh together, I have not believed him to test really!” Old Yao ridiculed Zhang Ye on weibo heartily, but also sent out one about guessing Zhang Ye can result in many minute of voting, others could also look, their personal friendship were really good. 姚建才还真回复了他,“我知道什么啊,谁知道他脑子里哪根弦儿又动了,哈,一个外行跑去参加司法考试?你给法律界留条活路行不行啊,我就等着他得零分呢,大家一起看他笑话,我还真不信他能考过!”老姚微博上尽情地嘲笑了张烨一番,还发出了一个关于猜测张烨能得多少分的投票,别人也看得出来,俩人的私交是真好。 The voting has two options. 投票只有两个选项。 One: Zhang Ye can get the zero. 一:张烨会得零分。 Two: Zhang Ye can result in one percentage below. 二:张烨会得一百分以下。 Note: Judicial test total score 600 points, admission grade line 360 points. 备注:司法考试总分600分,录取分数线360分。 Dong Shanshan has voted, has chosen one, but also has sent a smiling face. 董杉杉投票了,选了一,还发了个笑脸。 Sketch Actor Ci Xiufang has voted, has chosen one, zero that option. 小品演员慈秀芳投票了,也选了一,零分那个选项。 The Chen Guang voting has chosen one, I do not believe him to be able!” 陈光投票选了一,“我也不信他能过!” Fan Wenli also follows, the voting has chosen two, attaches to comment: Leader Zhang has certain legal knowledge, one percentage can always result, but, um, it is estimated that is also one percentage high and low.” 范文丽也紧随其后,投票选了二,附加评论道:“张导还是有一定法律素养的,一百分总还是能得的,不过,嗯,估计也就是一百分上下啦。” Several relate the good Celebrity friend with Zhang Ye, stepped on shouted Zhang Ye, various types sexually harassed, various types waited to look at the joke, all was specially cheerful! 好几个跟张烨关系不错的明星朋友,都踩呼了张烨一番,各种调戏,各种等着看笑话,全都特别乐呵! People's entertainment! 全民娱乐! Zhang Ye these two characters have become the joking synonym, has his matter and news each time, the netizens must happy quite a while, this male servant is always competent to let the matter that the common people love. 张烨这俩字已经成了逗比的代名词,每次一有他的事情和消息,网友们就得乐半天,这厮总能干出一些让老百姓喜闻乐见的事儿。 However, there are happily! 然而,也有乐不出来的! For example law circle. 比如法律界。 The people of bar association after looking at this news, does not know that should cry to smile, does Zhang Ye test Bar Exam? A such famous person takes the judicial test, is in itself an affirmation to their legal profession, but they actually cannot smile, Zhang Ye are whose they do not have personally have seen, may actually hear the ear to be quick jiang, this is one daily with travelling together the challenge person! Which profession this is arrives at to which profession offend a fellow! From Host to Literature, from Literature to Calligraphy, from Calligraphy to Crosstalk, from Crosstalk to the educational circle, where he, which profession is in chaotic situation, then, this goods these does time need to march the legal profession?? 律师协会的人在看了这则消息后,都不知道该哭还是该笑了,张烨司考?一个这么有名的主儿来参加司法考试,本身就是对他们律师界的一个肯定,可他们却笑不出来,张烨是什么人他们没亲眼见过,可却听得耳朵都快起糨子了啊,这是一个天天跟同行打架的主儿!这是走到哪个行业就得把哪个行业得罪一个遍的家伙!从主持界到文学界,从文学界到书法界,从书法界到相声界,从相声界到教育界,他在哪儿,哪个行业就鸡飞狗跳,然后,这货这一次又要进军律师界了?? You walk! 你走! You hurry! 你赶紧走! The attorney encircles regarding the arrival of Zhang Ye, was vigilant, was not they too cautiously, was not they listens to the wind is the rain, but was the reputation of this goods is too bad! 律师圈对于张烨的到来,都警惕极了,不是他们太小心翼翼,也不是他们听风就是雨,而是这货的口碑实在太差了啊! However thinks that they have also put down the heart, thought that their worries are actually unnecessary, Zhang Ye amateur, in their opinion is impossible through this specialized greatly strengthened judicial test . Moreover, heard that this year's Bar Exam test question has the difficulty! 不过想一想,他们也放下了心,觉得他们的担心其实都是多余的,张烨一个外行,在他们看来是不可能通过这种专业性极强的司法考试的,况且,听说今年的司考试题相当有难度!
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