Is about to get off work. 快下班了。 CCTV some finance department people off the computer started to pack the thing to be about to go home. 央视的财务部门有人已经关电脑开始收拾东西准备回家了。 „Sister Wang, in the evening Sanlitun?” “王姐,晚上三里屯？” „Resulted, on that day drank.” “得了吧,那天就喝多了,不去了。” „Does Little Liu, why get off work to go?” “小刘,下班干嘛去啊？” „I? He He, I can do, goes home to eat meal, my boyfriend completes the food I, today I may anything move do not participate, another day.” “我啊？呵呵,我能干嘛啊,回家吃饭呗,我男朋友做好饭等我喽,今天我可什么活动也不参加,改天吧。” „Your boyfriend is good to you.” “你男友对你还真好。” „That is, I said that east he does not dare to say the west.” “那是,我说东他不敢说西。” Little Liu was speaking to the colleagues, outside actually came in an unexpected visitor. 小刘正跟同事们说话呢,外面却进来一个不速之客。 The Zhang Ye footsteps took a stroll to walk slowly, did not worry, seemed very optional appearance. Zhang Ye is very at heart clear this time wages to stop issuing because of what, the wages of several thousand dollars? CCTV Channel 1 does not miss this money, Zhang Ye does not miss this money, CCTV Channel 1 is striking him through this way, issues a warning to him, or is threatens is more appropriate, thinks of here, Zhang Ye sneers on the heart, if the buddy eats your threats, I will not mix everybody to shout that in Entertainment Circle hit! 张烨脚步缓慢地溜溜达达地走了进来,一点也不着急,看上去很随意的样子。张烨心里十分清楚这次的工资停发是因为什么,几千块钱的工资？央视一套不差这点钱,张烨也不差这点钱,央视一套是在通过这一方式敲打他,给他发出一个警告,或者说是威胁更合适,想到这里,张烨就心中冷笑,哥们儿要是吃你们的威胁,我也不会在娱乐圈里混到人人喊打了！ Plays with me? 跟我玩？ Ok, I accompany you! 行啊,我陪你们！ „Who is responsible for CCTV Channel 1 wages System?” Zhang Ye said. “谁是负责央视一套工资系统的？”张烨说道。 The people of finance are startled. 财务的人都是一怔。 „Well?” “咦？” „Leader Zhang?” “张导？” „CCTV Channel 1? Is Little Liu responsible.” “央视一套？是小刘负责的吧。” How everybody a little accidental Zhang Ye came, some people have also referred to Little Liu to him, a 20-year-old appearance also good girl. 大家有点意外张烨怎么来了,有人也给他指了一下小刘,一个20多岁的长相还挺不错的女孩儿。 Little Liu just also chat chatted with everybody, saw after Zhang Ye, she knits the brows, complexion also please cold, faint [say / way]: „What matter?” 小刘刚还跟大家说说笑笑地聊呢,看到张烨后她皱皱眉,脸色也请冷了下来,淡漠道:“什么事？” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Is your responsible?” 张烨笑道:“是你负责的啊？” Little Liu said: „Is I, how?” 小刘道:“是我,怎么了？” Zhang Ye nods, „didn't my wages, prepare to send?” 张烨点点头,“我的工资,是不准备发了吧？” „?” That side Sister Wang le, „Leader Zhang you cracked a joke is not, the CCTV Channel 1 wages had already completed, 2-3 : 00 pm times unified the account, how can not send?” “啊？”那边的王姐乐了,“张导您开玩笑了不是,央视一套的工资早就做好了,今天下午两三点的时候统一到账,怎么会不发啊？” Nearby accountant also said: „Yes, sent, two sets of three sets of that sides also arrived.” 旁边一个会计也道:“是啊,都发了啊,二套三套那边也都到了。” The Zhang Ye peak under the shoulder, „that has been possible to feel strange, entire CCTV paid out the wages, gathered is not having the wages on me? Was buckled? All right, if were not sent or buckled, officially informed one to be good with me, what reason what reason, making me also know?” 张烨耸了下肩膀,“那可奇怪了,整个央视都发工资了,合着就我一个人没工资？或者是被扣了？没事,如果不发或者被扣了,跟我知会一声就行了,什么原因什么理由,让我也知道一下是吧？” Little Liu said desolately: „Has sent.” 小刘冷淡道:“已经都发了。” Zhang Ye said: „But I do not have.” 张烨说道:“但我没有啊。” Little Liu shakes the head, „that I do not know.” 小刘摇头,“那我就不知道了。” „Does not know that ended?” Zhang Ye talked about with interest: „You push is really clean, ok, you do not know that you look up to me, which my wages went.” “不知道就完了？”张烨乐道:“你推的还真干净,行,你不知道,那你给我查一查,我工资到底去哪儿了。” Little Liu has rejected directly, having a look at table saying: „Now has gotten off work, has any matter you to ask tomorrow again.” 小刘直接拒绝了,看看表道:“现在已经下班了,有什么事你明天再来问吧。” Sister Wang frowns, „Little Liu, you give the Teacher Zhang anything matter.” 王姐蹙眉,“小刘,你给张老师查查费什么事儿啊。” At this time, the youth of Sister Wang side has drawn Sister Wang, has caused a meaningful glance, pouted, does not know that was any meaning. The people of Sister Wang and several finance looked, is in the heart moves, this understands that in possibly has other any tricks, by, but did not speak. 这时,王姐旁侧的一个青年拉了王姐一把,使了一个眼色,努努嘴,也不知道是什么意思。王姐和几个财务的人一看,也是心中一动,这才明白里面可能是有什么其他的猫腻,逐而也都不吭声了。 Zhang Ye said: „My this person, anxious temperament, I and others tomorrow.” 张烨说:“我这人啊,急脾气,我等不了明天。” Little Liu is angry: „I must get off work.” 小刘恼道:“我要下班了。” „Five minutes.” Zhang Ye said: „Doesn't your table permit?” “还有五分钟呢。”张烨道:“你的表不准吧？” Little Liu deeply inspired, hard [say / way]: „Good, even if goes to work time, I also explicit told you, the wages that should pay out have sent, no one was bad, you said the words that has not received I did not have the means that possibly you have not opened cell phone to remind, or was your Zha Cuo the bankcard, the issue definitely is not me.” 小刘深吸了一口气,硬邦邦道:“好,就算是上班时间,那我也明确的告诉你,该发的工资都发了,谁也不差,你非说没收到的话我也没办法,可能你没有开手机提醒,或者是你查错了银行卡,问题肯定不是我这边出的。” Zhang Ye said: „Problem that good, where your has.” 张烨说:“好啊,那你查查是哪边出的问题。” Little Liu shakes the head, „my, I did not have the right to give you to look up alone, this did not conform to the procedure, you can one's own verify work situation again, if really the wages have not arrived at the account, us can also look up, but needed you to write up the proof.” 小刘一摇头,“我这里查不了,我也没权利给你一个人单独查,这不符合程序,你可以自己再核实一下工作情况,如果真要是工资没到账的话,我们这边也可以查,但需要你出具证明。” Zhang Ye has smiled, „what showed?” 张烨笑了,“什么证明？” Little Liu said: „First, you must go to the bank to open a wages class bill of lading, and makes bank statement your this month wages truly not arrive at the account, second, if proves, but must open a certificate bank account is you in CCTV Channel 1 reservation the document of pay card account, proves these to me, my bulletin to above, if the above checking does not have the issue, here can look up to you.” 小刘道:“第一,你要去银行开一个工资流水单,并让银行证明你这个月的工资确实没有到账,第二,如果证明开完,还要开一个证明这个银行账户就是你在央视一套预留的工资卡账户的文件,把这些证明开完给我,我会报到上面去,如果上面核实没有问题,我这里才能给你查。” Zhang Ye loses says with a smile: „My wages you have not called me, but also needs me to show?” 张烨失笑道:“我的工资你们没给我打,还需要我去证明？” Little Liu tranquil [say / way]: „You, if did not show that we have no way to give you to look up.” 小刘平静道:“你如果不证明,我们没法给你查。” „Good, I can go to the proof, but the premise is......” Zhang Ye always time is a smile expression, but at this time suddenly changed the complexion, bumped one to pound on the table before Little Liu body, exuded a huge sound, gave to have a scare Little Liu, „you gave me to show that first you had any qualifications to make me show my wages have not arrived at the account and my bankcard are my proof of bankcard!” “好啊,我可以去开证明,但前提是……”张烨从来的时候就一直是一个微笑的表情,可这个时候突然间变了脸色,碰了一把拍了小刘身前的桌子,发出一声巨大的响声,把小刘给吓了一大跳,“你先给我证明你有什么资格让我证明我工资没有到账和我的银行卡是我的银行卡的证明！” This saying with tongue-twister your son, Zhang Ye has flung the issue! 这话跟绕口令似的,张烨把问题甩了回来！ Little Liu one surprised, „I am the finance, I said that needs to prove on the need.” 小刘一愕,“我是财务的,我说需要证明就需要。” Zhang Ye stares at her saying: „You have anything to prove that you need to show others must give you to show!” 张烨盯着她道:“你有什么证明证明你需要证明别人就得给你证明！” Little Liu listened to faint, has chewed quite a while the meaning of clear opposite party, said loudly: „I am here staff! I said does not calculate who decides!” 小刘都听晕了,咀嚼了半天才明白对方的意思,也大声道:“我是这里的员工！我说了不算谁说了算啊！” Zhang Ye said: „How you showed that you are finance?” 张烨道:“你怎么证明你是财务的？” „Everybody can show!” Little Liu lifted up the bar with him, „what I was not the finance was which?” “大家都能证明！”小刘跟他抬上杠了,“我不是财务的是哪的啊？” Zhang Ye said: „You must with me show first you are the staff of finance I can go to the proof to you!” 张烨说:“那你得先跟我证明你是财务的工作人员我才能给你去开证明！” Little Liu angry quirk: „Old Wang!” 小刘恼火道:“老王！” A middle-aged person said: „Little Liu truly is the finance.” 一中年人呃道:“小刘确实是财务的。” Zhang Ye sneers looks to that middle-aged person, „did you show? Also, you have to show that you can show she is the proof of finance?” 张烨冷笑地看向那中年人,“你怎么证明？还有,你有能证明你能证明她是财务的证明吗？” The middle-aged people also listened ignorant, „?” 中年人也听懵了,“啊？” I can show that she is the proof of finance? 我能证明她是财务的证明？ How my his mother proves me! 我他妈怎么证明啊我！ The Little Liu anger however patted the work identification on the table, „this was my work identification!” 小刘怒然将工作证拍在了桌子上,“这是我工作证！” „How you showed that your so-called work identification is the work identification of CCTV finance?” Zhang Ye said. “你怎么证明你的这个所谓的工作证就是央视财务的工作证？”张烨道。 Little Liu shouted to clear the way: „This is the unified work identification! I do not need to show!” 小刘喝道:“这是统一的工作证！我不需要证明！” Zhang Ye asked back that „how that you showed the person on picture is you?” 张烨反问,“那你怎么证明照片上的人是你？” The Little Liu air/Qi was ignorant, „this is I!” 小刘气懵了,“这就是我！” Zhang Ye: „How did you show?” 张烨:“你怎么证明？” Little Liu: „This is I!” 小刘:“这就是我本人！” Zhang Ye: „How you showed that your is your?” 张烨:“你怎么证明你本人就是你本人？” The Little Liu face was mad green, „I was my parents live! Amn't I I or others?” 小刘脸都气绿了,“我是我爸妈生的！我本人不是我本人难道还是别人？” Zhang Ye visits her saying: „How you showed that your mother is your mother?” 张烨看着她道:“你怎么证明你妈是你妈？” Little Liu nearly spits blood! 小刘险些吐血！ Zhang Ye continues saying: „You showed that your father is your father? You showed that your Grandma is your Grandma? How you showed that you big - master is you big - master?” 张烨继续道:“你怎么证明你爸是你爸？你怎么证明你姥姥是你姥姥？你怎么证明你大-爷是你大-爷？” Little Liu puff, anger points at Zhang Ye saying: „You! You curse at people!” 小刘一口口喘着粗气,怒指着张烨道:“你！你骂人！” Zhang Ye lets go, „whom did I scold? I make you prove! You take to me these proof, I press your to go to the proof!” 张烨摊手,“我骂谁了啊？我让你证明呢啊！你把这些证明都给我拿出来,我就按你的要去开证明！” Little Liu: „You......” 小刘:“你……” „With? Ink marks anything!” Zhang Ye stared at her a while, suddenly pounds on the table, the book and pen on table gave to shake to fly, loudly shouted to clear the way: „Your mother was your mother and your one's own is your one's own does not prove! Why your his mother requests me to give you to show that my pay card is my pay card?” “拿出来啊？墨迹什么呢啊！”张烨盯了她一会儿,蓦然间一拍桌子,把桌上的本子和笔都给震飞了起来,大喝道:“你连你妈是你妈、你自己是你自己都证明不了！你他妈凭什么要求我给你证明我工资卡是我工资卡？” The rhetorical question of this tongue twister, gave to circle all people! 这一番绕口令的反问,把所有人都给绕进去了！ The Little Liu one breath suppresses in the chest, sudden one has exploded, tears has welled up immediately, actually saying has cried by Zhang Ye, pats hum to cry on the table! 小刘一口气憋在胸口,突然一下就炸了,眼泪登时涌了出来,竟然被张烨给说哭了,拍在桌子上呜呜哭起来！ Zhang Ye shoots a look at him, has not continued to wrangle with her, the principle takes care of the one's own sleeve, takes a stroll how to take a stroll, the footsteps were at a moderate pace, was very ease. Why probably this time comes to not to look up the wages has not sent, probably to not urge the finance hurries round of wages, but is harms others to disturb, now the goal has been achieved, Zhang Ye lifted the buttocks to jolt, that called natural! 张烨瞥瞥他,也没继续跟她扯皮,理了理自己的袖子,怎么溜达来的又怎么溜达走了,脚步不紧不慢,很是悠然。好像他这次来根本就不是为了查工资到底为什么没发,好像不是为了催促财务赶紧发工资的,而就是来损人捣乱的,现在目的达到了,张烨抬抬屁股就颠儿了,那叫一个潇洒！ He was natural! 他是潇洒了！ Actually left behind one crowd already to hear the person of dumbfounded finance department! 却留下了一群已然听得目瞪口呆的财务部门的人！ In their this type of departments , will frequently sometimes come across the matter that some have to dodge, has to hit Taiji, this move of they also use was quite convenient, everybody can, be today, Zhang Ye took a class to them, listening to Zhang Ye mouth that to show this certificate that they felt really staring dumbfounded, the heart already 10,000 damn dashed, Zhang Ye returned the style that they habitually used unexpectedly to them! Financial these people were also ignorant! 在他们这种部门,有时候也会经常碰到一些不得不推托出去的事,不得不打太极,这一招他们也用的比较顺手了,谁都会,可是今天,张烨是真给他们上了一课,听着张烨嘴里那噼里啪啦地一个个证明这个证明那个,他们真是感到了一种瞠目结舌,心头已然有10000头草泥马飞奔而过,张烨把他们惯用的招式竟然原封不动地返回给了他们！财务这些人也懵了！ Little Liu was also the glib dental cusp tooth benefits in their finance department, this time should be that side CCTV Channel 1 hits anything to call with Little Liu, aimed at Zhang Ye desirably, result short one minute of fighting , a result short round confrontation, Little Liu this advance member unexpectedly saying cried by Zhang Ye! Even the opposite party almost dirty words with had not been defeated! Does not have including the strength of talking back! 小刘在他们财务部门也算是能说会道牙尖齿利了,这次应该是央视一套那边跟小刘打过什么招呼,刻意针对张烨的,结果只是短短一分钟的交手,结果只是短短一个回合的交锋,小刘这个先遣队员居然就被张烨给说哭了！甚至对方几乎脏字都没有用就败下阵来！连还口之力都没有！ Fuck his mother anything glib lips! 我草这他妈什么嘴皮子啊！ Is this that famous Zhang Ye? 这就是那个大名鼎鼎的张烨？ Is this that Domestic glib lips quickest Host?? 这就是那个国内嘴皮子最快的主持人？？ The people eye of CCTV finance department is staring the aperture, somewhat has a lingering fear, they face-to-face first time experience fierce of Zhang Ye glib lips today! clear(ly) knows that the opposite party pestered endlessly, may unable to refute, because of the opposite party according to their them of logical rebuttal, showed that the Zhang Ye pay card was the Zhang Ye pay card? This matter looked up System to have actually, ten seconds had more than enough, but Little Liu wanted Zhang Ye one's own to show, then Zhang Ye completely has pushed the issue now, let Little Liu certificate Little Liu is Little Liu, this made Little Liu prove!? 央视财务部门的人大眼瞪着小眼,都有些心有余悸,他们今天真是面对面地第一次见识到了张烨嘴皮子的厉害！明知道对方是胡搅蛮缠,可却也反驳不了,因为对方是按照他们的逻辑反驳的他们,证明张烨的工资卡是张烨的工资卡？这事儿其实一查系统就有了,十秒钟都用不了,但是小刘非要张烨自己去证明,那么张烨现在将问题全部推了回来,让小刘证明小刘是小刘,这让小刘怎么证明啊！？ This time was to bump into hard stubble! 这次是碰上硬茬儿了！ On this battle efficiency, their entire office district all people put together on estimated that also said him! 就这战斗力,他们整个办公区所有人加在一起上估计也说不过他啊！