IRAS :: Volume #8

#736: The family is the rare and beautiful flowers


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In the afternoon. 下午。 Around 4 : 00. 四点多钟。 The record procedure does well, Zhang Ye has picked Chenchen, listens to him to scold Chenchen all the way verbosely, including criticizing the belt scolded, was quite excited, stirs up the taxi driver to look at the rear view mirror repeatedly, finally also mediated urged several. Chenchen does not have anything to respond actually that Zhang Ye said her, she is not serious, the small head looks to the scenery of out of the window, but also is very ease, made that Zhang Ye comes air/Qi. 笔录手续都弄好,张烨就把辰辰接走了,一路上就听他絮絮叨叨地数落起辰辰,连批评带骂,情绪颇为激动,惹得出租车司机频频看后视镜,最后也打圆场地劝了几句。辰辰倒是没什么反应,张烨说她,她也不当回事儿,小脑袋看向窗外的景色,还挺悠然的,弄得张烨更来气。 „Have you who I said heard?” “我说的你到底听没听见啊?” „.” “哦。” Next time cannot!” “下次不许了啊!” Um.” “嗯。” Dangerous! You think that you are I?” “多危险啊!你以为你是我啊?” Caishikou. 菜市口。 Got father and mother home. 回到爸妈家了。 Zhang Ye just opened the door, Chenchen speedily worms one's way into. 张烨刚一开门,辰辰就一溜烟地钻进去。 She had found first in the Zhang Ye mother of kitchen preparation dish, Grandma, I rendered meritorious service!” 她先是找到了正在厨房准备菜的张烨母亲,“奶奶,我立功了!” Mother bewildered [say / way]: „?” 老妈莫名其妙道:“啊?” Then Chenchen arrives at the living room, Grandpa, I rendered meritorious service!” 然后辰辰吧嗒吧嗒走到客厅,“爷爷,我立功了!” Rendered meritorious service?” Father visits her kindly. “立什么功了?”老爸和蔼地看着她。 Mother also waves the arms about on water drop to walk from the kitchen, did a face smiling face, help Mengmeng father and mother prepare food to work? Good, is really clever, goes to person each family to eat meal wants diligently.” 老妈也从厨房甩着手上的水珠儿走出来,一脸笑容,“是不是帮梦梦爸妈做饭干活了啊?不错,真乖,去人家家里吃饭就要勤快一点。” Zhang Ye snort|hum, has helped anything prepare food, this dead child led Mengmeng several schoolmates to grasp very! Gave to alarm the city bureau important law case group! Just, the entire Beijing media encircled at the scene!” 张烨哼了一声,“帮什么做饭啊,这死孩子带着梦梦几个同学抓贼去了!把市局重案组都给惊动了!刚刚,全京城的媒体都围在现场!” Mother said stunned: „? What?” 老妈错愕道:“啊?啥?” Father was also anxious, what's the matter?” 老爸也急了,“怎么回事?” Zhang Ye ill-humoredly from beginning to end said the matter, then starts to scold, „did you say are annoying? Scared to death me! If this has any matter, how when her aunt came back me to confess with her family member! Made anxiously me, I later do not serve, I her gave the country on!” 张烨就没好气地将事情从头到尾地说了一遍,然后又开始骂,“你们说可不可气?吓死我了都!这要是出点什么事,等她大姨回来了我怎么和她家里人交代啊!弄急了我,我以后也不伺候了,我就把她上交给国家!” The Chenchen small mouth has cast aside casting aside. 辰辰小嘴巴撇了撇。 Zhang Ye stares, you have a look, but also this expression!” 张烨瞪眼,“你看看,还这个表情!” Chenchen is not glad to listen saying: I rendered meritorious service.” 辰辰不乐意听道:“我立功了。” Zhang Ye raises the chin saying: Resulted in you, rendered meritorious service stands!” 张烨掀下巴道:“得了吧你,立什么功啊立!” I rendered meritorious service!” Chenchen persists in saying. “我立功了!”辰辰坚持道。 Mother pats the son, your boy little said two, leaves is always ominous with the child, a national biggest major burglary by our Chenchen uncovering, this did not render meritorious service!” Mother touches the head of Chenchen, great Chenchen, Grandma holds in high esteem to you!” 老妈一拍儿子,“你小子少说两句,别老跟孩子凶巴巴的,全国最大的一起特大盗窃案都被咱们辰辰给破获了,这可不是立功了么!”老妈上去摸摸辰辰的脑袋,“好样的辰辰,奶奶对你刮目相看啊!” Chenchen is then well satisfied, this is I should do.” 辰辰这才心满意足,“这是我应该做的。” Father has a lingering fear saying: Was too dangerous.” 老爸心有余悸道:“就是太危险了。” Mother that called one to turn toward Chenchen, said: Track pilferage what danger called? Your son empty-handed has also fought against the hijack scoundrel, but also has driven the airplane, how didn't you say the danger?” 老妈那叫一个向着辰辰,说道:“跟踪个小偷小摸的叫什么危险啊?你儿子还跟劫机歹徒空手搏斗过呢,还开过飞机呢,你怎么不说危险啊?” Father: „......” 老爸:“……” Chenchen nods, language focus long said: Zhang Ye, you are too not obedient.” 辰辰点点头,语重心长道:“张烨,你太不听话了。” Zhang Ye air/Qi, „...... Do you believe me to punch you?” 张烨气得要死,“……你信不信我揍你?” Mother has kicked a son's calf foot first gently, whom you punch you, hurries to help me prepare food , helping get over a shock to the child, today this matter must celebrate, our Chenchen was good!” 老妈先轻轻踢了儿子的小腿一脚,“你揍谁啊你,赶紧帮我做饭去,给孩子压压惊,今天这事儿得庆祝,我们辰辰太棒了!” Chenchen also listened beautifully, the old god in depended toward the sofa on the place, expression that resting on one's laurels, Zhang Ye, I was hungry.” 辰辰也听美了,老神在在地往沙发上一靠,一副以功臣自居的表情,“张烨,我饿了。” Looks at Zhang Ye roll one's eyes, „did you also become Uncle?” 看得张烨一个劲儿地翻白眼,“你还成大爷了?” When are not many, a telephone communication Zhang Ye, is the female staff in city bureau that side, feeds, is the Rao Chenchen family member?” 不多时,一个电话联系到了张烨,是市局那边的一个女工作人员,“喂,是饶辰辰的家属吗?” Zhang Ye said: Right.” 张烨说道:“对。” The female staff asked that you are her guardian?” 女工作人员问,“您是她的监护人吗?” Zhang Ye said: Now calculates that temporary guardianship, I am her aunt friend, her aunt is also her guardian temporarily not in Beijing, has given me the guardianship the child temporarily, had any matter you to tell me on the line.” 张烨道:“现在算临时监护吧,我是她大姨的朋友,她大姨也就是她的监护人暂时不在京城,已经把孩子暂时交给我监护了,有什么事你跟我说就行。” Female staff warm Judo: Good, our here special matters are dealt with specially, gave to assist the bonus of personnel first time special approval, to Rao Chenchen bonus was 200,000 Yuan, the bonus was the cash form, you looked that you can lead the child to come a city bureau tomorrow to receive? And here when the time comes possibly also small release conference . Moreover the owners of lost articles of Chinese toon arboretum 40 million major burglaries also just contacted with us, thinks that you will arrive tomorrow, he wants to thank you face to face, and possibly manufactured the multicolored silk banner to give to other Rao Chenchen and several children, the owner of lost articles was very excited, made us probably the words convey repeatedly.” 女工作人员温柔道:“好的,我们这边特事特办,给予协助办案人员的奖金已经第一时间特批下来了,对饶辰辰小朋友的奖金是200000元,奖金是现金形式的,你看你明天能不能带孩子来一趟市局领取一下?并且这边到时候可能还有一个小型发布会,而且椿树园40000000特大盗窃案的失主也刚刚联系到了我们,想你们明天到场,他想当面感谢你们,并且可能制作了锦旗要送给饶辰辰和其他几个小朋友,失主挺激动的,一再让我们务必把话转达到。” „?” Zhang Ye startled [say / way]: 200,000 bonuses?” “啊?”张烨惊道:“200000奖金?” Chenchen eye on flash. 辰辰眼睛一下就闪光了。 Zhang Ye Father Mother also stayed. 张烨老爸老妈也是呆了一下。 The female staff said: Right, because is major case, what because assists to solve a case is several children, to award this type is brave and intelligent, therefore bonus were more than past.” 女工作人员道:“对,因为是特大案件,又因为协助破案的是几个小朋友,为了褒奖这种勇敢和智慧,所以奖金比以往多了一些。” Zhang Ye said hastily: Good, we will certainly arrive tomorrow.” 张烨连忙道:“好的,我们明天一定到场。” The telephone hangs, Mother is busy at saying: Bonus these many?” 电话一挂,老妈就忙道:“奖金这么多啊?” Zhang Ye nods, looks deliciously to Chenchen, you also not grown, cannot use money, these money I help you take care first temporarily, when later your dowry.” 张烨点点头,美滋滋地看向辰辰,“你还没成年,也用不上钱,这些钱我先帮你暂时保管,以后当你的嫁妆。” Chenchen has gotten angry, Zhang Ye! That is my bonus!” 辰辰怒了,“张烨!那是我的奖金!” Zhang Ye said suddenly: Is your money, I am saving to you first.” 张烨眨眼道:“是你的钱啊,我先给你存着。” Was good has given the son because of Mother a dorsal palm of the hand, little gave me poor, child's bonus you moved anything, turned head to manage a bankcard with your name to Chenchen, put money, the card gave Chenchen one's own taking care!” 好在老妈给了儿子后背一巴掌,“少给我贫,孩子的奖金你动什么啊,回头拿你的名字给辰辰办一张银行卡,把钱放进去,卡给辰辰自己保管!” Zhang Ye mumbled: She broke the case, and gradually influences with my education also has much to do with, this bonus must have my one!” 张烨哼哼唧唧道:“她破了案子,跟我的教育和熏陶也有很大关系啊,这奖金也得有我一份呀!” The Chenchen air/Qi is dizzy, Zhang Ye, you do not have the big human appearance!” 辰辰气晕,“张烨,你一点也没有大人样!” ...... …… That evening. 当天傍晚。 The news bombs one after another! 新闻陆续轰炸! On the television, in the newspaper, broadcasts, in the network, presents the news that has been dumbfounded stunning everywhere, everybody looked listened, the first response does not dare to believe! 电视上,报纸上,广播上,网络上,到处都出现了一则让人瞠目结舌的新闻,大家看了听了,第一反应都是不敢置信! The «Chinese toon arboretum major burglary is solved 《椿树园特大盗窃案告破!》 The «elementary student cracks the first case 《小学生破获全国第一大案!》 The «more than 50 people are caught, find out are robbed the financial 40 million Yuan 《50多人落网,查出被盗财务40000000元!》 The «elementary student cracks the case! Traces the criminal gang den 《小学生破获大案!追踪到犯罪团伙老巢!》 «Zhang Ye once appeared at the scene gets the person 张烨曾出现在现场领人!》 «astonishing inside story! Takes the lead to catch the clever elementary student is for the Zhang Ye relative 《惊人内幕!带头抓贼的小学生系为张烨的亲戚!》 Innumerable newspaper reports draw a charge, national common people also cooker! 无数篇新闻报导出炉,全国老百姓们也都炸锅了! ...... …… In some Beijing restaurant. 京城某个饭馆内。 Ha Qiqi and Zhang Zuo several original 《The Voice》 Segment Group colleagues are dining together, screenwriter-director Wu Yi drinks is a much less, Singing on the dining table, this news is appearing on the television of great hall loud. 哈齐齐张左几个原《好声音》栏目组的同事们正在聚餐,编导武易喝的有点多,正在饭桌上高声歌唱呢,这则新闻就出现在了大堂的电视上。 Do not sing do not sing!” “别唱了别唱了!” You read the news quickly! This......” “你们快看新闻!这……” This case by elementary student breaking? Zhang Ye relative?” “这案子被小学生给破了?张烨的亲戚?” Shit, you look at the back in that video, this, this is not Chenchen!” 我靠,你们看那视频上的背影,这,这不是辰辰么!” The Wu Yi liquor vigor also all of a sudden awoke much, stared the big eyeball! 武易的酒劲儿也一下子醒了不少,瞪起了大眼珠子! On the television presented other Chenchen and several children's pictures, because just Zhang Ye with the guardians did not agree that makes the child take a good photo, scene is the back that gives, even on the back got a not specially thick mosaic, the average person looked definitely unable to recognize, but presented these 《The Voice》 Segment Group people not to be different, related to Zhang Ye relative information, was relating to elementary student information, finally looked at that Xiaoxiao back, this may on not be Chenchen! Initially had good long time Chenchen to be possible in CCTV lives, Ha Qiqi they were very ripe with Chenchen, everyone very liked this love directing the person Little Leader! 电视上出现了辰辰和其他几个小朋友的画面,只不过因为张烨和家长们不同意让孩子上镜,镜头都是给的背影,甚至背影上都被打上了一层不算特别厚的马赛克,一般人看了肯定认不出来,但是在场这几个《好声音》栏目组的人不一样啊,联系到张烨亲戚这个信息,在联系到小学生这个资讯,最后一看那小小的背影,这可不就是辰辰么!当初有好长一段时间辰辰可都是在央视住着的啊,哈齐齐他们都和辰辰很熟,谁都挺喜欢这个爱指挥人的“小领导”的! Really is Chenchen!” “真是辰辰!” My God! Did Chenchen grasp very to solve a case?” “我的天!辰辰抓贼破案去了?” I have known Chenchen to be smart, is very clever, with common child not, but solves a case...... How this possibly is the matter that an elementary student can achieve!” “我一直知道辰辰机灵,很鬼,跟一般孩子不一样,可是破案……这怎么可能是一个小学生做得到的事啊!” Ha Qiqi smiles bitterly, Chenchen is a mold carves with our Leader Zhang really!” 哈齐齐苦笑一声,“辰辰真跟咱们张导是一个模子刻的!” Zhang Zuo was also happy, „, looks like really!” 张左也乐了,“是啊,真像!” Everybody listened to express the support, this big small disposition was really exactly the same, Leader Zhang was not this appearance, was all right he to discover a matter to come, to have under situation of matter, he can toss about a bigger matter! 大家听了都表示赞同,这一大一小性格真是一模一样,张导不就是这个样子的么,没事儿他都能找出点事儿来,有事的情况下,他更是能折腾出更大的事! ...... …… Online was also insane! 网上也疯了! Various group of Celebrity friends send in congratulatory telegram! 各路明星朋友都发来“贺电”! Yao Jiancai: „......” 姚建才:“……” Zhang Xia: „......” 张霞:“……” Fang Weihong: „......” 方卫红:“……” Dong Shanshan: „......” 董杉杉:“……” Chen Guang Mr. and Mrs. Fan Wenli: „......” 陈光范文丽夫妇:“……” Celebrity were shocked! 明星们都表示震惊! The netizens also said is unable to accept! 网友们也都表示无法接受! Was blind!” “已瞎!” Heavens/Days! Were the present elementary students too fierce?” 天啊!现在的小学生都太猛了吧?” „What world I am the life in feed!” “我到底是生活在一个什么样的世界啊喂!” Elementary student? Makes people unable to look straight ahead simply has!” “小学生?简直让人无法直视啊有没有!” This was also too crazy!” “这也太疯狂了啊!” I have made a mistake, I later will not look down upon the elementary student! You won!” “我错了,我以后再也不会看不起小学生了!你们赢了!” How possible, false news?” “怎么可能啊,假新闻吧?” Will not be false, all multimedia news in report!” “不会是假的,所有媒体新闻都在报呢!” Fuck this was also too inconceivable! The time also his mother of my elementary school second grade plays the mud, I have not known that the boy has anything to distinguish with the girl! Can the present elementary students solve a case to grasp very? National major burglary? This disparity was also too big!” 我草这也太不可思议了啊!我小学二年级的时候还他妈玩泥巴呢啊,我还不知道男孩跟女孩有什么区别呢啊!现在的小学生都能破案抓贼了?还是全国特大盗窃案?这差距也太大了啊!” Person must die compared with the person, knelt to the elementary student!” “人比人得死啊,给小学生跪了!” I cannot believe! This, this is impossible! This unreasonable!” “我还是不敢相信!这,这不可能啊!这没道理啊!” How to be impossible? He He, you have a look at this picture, the person who picks up that child who is, this news, you take a look!” “怎么不可能?呵呵,你看看这个照片,过来接那个孩子的人是谁,还有这个新闻,你瞅瞅!” Well, does this person a little look familiar?” “咦,这人有点眼熟啊?” Fuck, this is not Zhang Ye!” 我草,这不是张烨么!” What? Is the relative of Zhang Ye that goods?” “啥?是张烨那货的亲戚?” I said! I said!” “我就说么!我就说么!” Was passing that Zhang Ye relative that all explained! No wonder child such extraordinary, originally her family|home Sir this! Also is Zhang Ye this family can educate this grade of god kid!” “是张烨的亲戚那就一切都解释的通了啊!怪不得孩子这么奇葩呢,原来她家大人就这样啊!也就是张烨这种家庭才能教育出来这等神娃啊!” Hahahaha, teased me! Originally is the Zhang Ye's Family relative!” 哈哈哈哈,逗死我了!原来是张烨家的亲戚!” Teacher Zhang became famous, how he educated the child! This educates the child also went against heaven's will! Earth could not block him!” 张老师又出名了啊,他到底是怎么教育孩子的啊!这把孩子教育的也太逆天了吧!地球都拦不住他了!” Zhang Ye couple of days ago just had smashed the Tsinghua car(riage), just annoyed such big matter, over the two days he idled actually, but did his family|home relatives start to take over? Starts to do - matter - son did rush out a new world? This person was also too professional! Really advances uninterruptedly!” 张烨前两天刚把清华的车砸了,刚惹出这么大的事,这两天他倒是闲下来了,可他家亲戚又开始接班了?开始在搞-事-儿界闯出一番新天地了?这家人也太敬业了啊!真是前赴后继啊!” Smiles the urine!” “笑尿!” Must such comedy feeds!” “要不要这么搞笑啊喂!” The netizens exclaimed in surprise! 网友们惊叹! The common people are stunned! 老百姓愕然! But what are more is happy, this news gave to tease them really badly, so long as had the relations with Zhang Ye the news, as if all that joking, even let not like the Zhang Ye common people also looking cannot help smiling, could not stretch has smiled making noise, because of this matter too extraordinary! 但更多的还是欢乐,这新闻真把他们给逗坏了,只要跟张烨扯上关系的新闻,似乎一切都那么逗比,甚至让很多原先不太喜欢张烨的老百姓也看得忍俊不禁,绷不住的笑了出声,因为这事儿实在太奇葩了! joking Sir! 逗比的大人! Sur- joking child! 外加逗比的孩子! Zhang Ye family entire damn is extraordinary! 张烨这一家子全尼玛奇葩啊!
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