The college entrance examination, has to pass the palace examination each time, definitely has to fail an admissions examination, has testing bad, definitely also has testing good. What situation but now is this? Did all people test to pound? Did all people plant in the Mathematics examination paper? But again difficult examination paper, impossible completion doesn't have? Always has study the tyrant who that Mathematics result goes against heaven's will to emerge, may see a great-circle, are all people a exactly the same expression? 每次高考,都有金榜题名的,也肯定有落榜的,有考的差的,肯定也有考的好的。可是现在这是什么情况？所有人都考砸了？所有人都栽在数学卷子上了？可是再怎么难的卷子,也不可能一个做好的都没有吧？总有那种数学成绩逆天的学霸脱颖而出啊,可怎么看了一大圈,所有人都是一副一模一样的表情？ Two fathers and sons talked. 俩父子对话。 „Son, you are not Mathematics are very good!” “儿子,你不是数学很好么！” „Was too difficult! The topic was too difficult!” “太难了！题太难了！” „How many did you make right?” “你做对了多少？” „I do not know, answer basically by ignorant!” “我也不知道,答题基本靠蒙！” „How can like this! Is any topic!” “怎么会这样呀！到底是什么题啊！” „Father, my this Mathematics result, if can have 50 points, I have a dream can smile to awake!” “爸,我这次数学成绩如果能有50分,我做梦都能笑醒！” „What? You Mathematics is usually lowest also has 90 points! Touched has also tested 99 points! So to be how miserable? This is not your level!” “什么？你平时数学最低也有90分啊！一摸还考了99分啊！怎么会这么惨啊？这不是你的水平啊！” Nearby examinee heard, said: „You are content, rock pile can also 50 points, I be able to test for 40 points I to be happy! The following three big problem, my character has not written! My topic cannot understand!” 旁边一考生听见了,说道:“您就知足吧,磊子还能50分,我能考40分我就乐死了！后面三道大题,我一个字都没写！我连题目都看不懂啊！” How many reporters look at each other one, does not believe in evil doctrines, answers not to set a topic they to believe that would the difficult problem, but can't understand including the topic? They do not believe obviously, therefore there is a reporter to obtain several Math question(s) from accounting orally of several examinees resourcefully, under the result looked, several reporters were all dizzy the dish. 几个记者对视一眼,都不信邪,答不出题目他们信,总会有难题,可是连题目都看不懂？他们显然不相信,于是有记者想方设法地从几个考生的口述里得到了几道数学题,结果一看之下,几个记者全晕菜了。 „Brother Liu, can you understand?” “刘哥,你看得懂吗？” „...... You?” “……你呢？” „I, I have not looked to understand.” “我,我没看明白。” „Sweat, I am also.” “汗,我也是。” „Fuck, is this topic that the person presents?” “我草,这是人做的题吗？” „Setting the topic group this is must be ruthless this!” “出题组这是要赶尽杀绝啊这！” The quick, many news have sent. 很快,不少新闻就发了出去。 «Beijing college entrance examination black next day!» 《京城高考黑色第二天！》 «language Mathematics difficulty explosive table!» 《语文数学难度爆表！》 The «college entrance examination ended: The examinees are crying the examination place!» 《高考结束:考生哭着出考场！》 «Math question(s) eye of exposure: How many [say / way] has a look at these to write you to make?» 《数学题目曝光:看看这些题你会做几道？》 The «topic difficult crying examinee, in history to be unprecedented!» 《题目难哭考生,史上前所未见！》 Picture that outside many examination places makes also presented that in the picture can see clearly that „is difficult to cry” examinee title, is not describes or the analogy , was really difficult to cry the examinee! 好多考场外拍到的图片也都呈现了出来,照片上可以清清楚楚地看到,“难哭”考生这个标题,真的不是什么形容或比喻,是真的把考生给难哭了啊！ ...... …… Another side. 另一边。 The test ended, the online on cooker, the breathless Beijing examinees already the Weibo post and related page layouts of major forums seizing, shouted fully. 考试一结束,网上就炸锅了,气急败坏的京城考生们已然将微薄贴吧和各大论坛的相关版面给占领了,铺天盖地地喊起来。 Examinee Little Wang: „In fairy tale deceived people! Is deceives people!” 考生小王:“童话里都是骗人的！都是骗人的！” Three Wu Fei: „Teacher, is why different from the script of reaching an agreement!” 三中吴飞:“老师,为什么和说好的剧本不一样啊！” Four examinees: „It is not my Mathematics level is bad, but is the enemy is too sly!” 四中考生:“不是我的数学水平差,而是敌人太狡猾啊！” Normal university attached middle school examinee: „Noon time is who lists 12,345 to analyze the Mathematics examination paper unable to be too difficult finally? You come out, does not kill your me with your surname!” 师大附中考生:“中午的时候是谁列出12345最后分析出数学试卷不会太难的？你出来,不打死你我跟你的姓！” Eight examinees: „Tests the language examination paper, I felt my brokenhearted, but tested the Mathematics examination paper, I felt that my egg broke to pieces!” 八中考生:“考完语文卷子,我只是感觉我的心碎了,但考完数学卷子,我感觉我蛋都碎了啊！” „With broken!” “同碎！” „With broken + 1!” “同碎+1！” „With broken + 99999!” “同碎+99999！” A 63 student: „Studies the younger brother study younger sisters, if next year Beijing language examination paper will be simple with the Mathematics examination paper, please remember us, please certainly remember us, because this will be our these Senior blood and tears trades for you! You're welcome, I complained of hardship Red Scarf that compelled!” 63中的一个学生:“学弟学妹们,如果明年的京城语文卷子跟数学卷子简单下来了,请记住我们,请一定记住我们,因为这是我们这些前辈们用血与泪为你们换来的啊！不用谢,我叫苦逼的红领巾！” The examinees in other provinces also surrounded. 外省的考生也来围观了。 „Finds the clue make.” “摸头。” „The Beijing brothers examinees, you have been working hard.” “京城的兄弟考生们,你们辛苦了。” „Your Math question(s) I looked, I only want to say that you are the honorable soldiers!” “你们的数学题我看了,我只想说你们都是光荣的战士！” „keep it up, strong!” “加油,坚强！” „These topics, changed anyone unable to do!” “那些题,换了谁也做不出来啊！” „Beijing managed high this time plays in a big way! I thought how they end!” “京城高招办这次玩大了！我看他们怎么收场！” „Zhang Ye this goods too wicked! These topics definitely are he do!” “张烨这货太缺德了！这些题肯定是他搞的！” „Luckily we save manages high has not looked to set the topic this goods! This year otherwise dies definitely is we! Thinks to have a lingering fear!” “幸亏我们省的高招办没把这货找来出题啊！不然今年死的肯定是我们！想一想都心有余悸啊！” „Who bumps into Zhang Ye this type not to press the setting the topic person who the repertoire plays a card who has bad luck!” “谁碰上张烨这种不按套路出牌的出题人谁倒霉啊！” „Zhang Ye is a disaster, hits with entire Radio Station System in Radio Station, hits with television Station Leader in TV station, in university with hitting of education circle, when the Crosstalk circle hits with entire Crosstalk, this goods now calamity calamity to college entrance examination domain!” “张烨就是个祸害啊,在电台的时候跟整个电台系统打,在电视台的时候跟电视台领导打,在大学的时候跟教育圈的打,在相声圈的时候跟整个相声界打,得,这货现在又祸祸到高考领域了！” Beijing examinee motherfucker! 京城考生骂娘！ The examinee guardian sues! 考生家长投诉！ The vision of whole society was also centralized to the Beijing college entrance examination examination paper in an instant! 全社会的目光也刹那间集中到了京城的高考试卷上！ Beijing manages high...... Proposition group...... Zhang Ye...... Was pushed up the keenest struggle! 京城高招办……命题组……张烨……都被推上了风口浪尖！ Soon, „severe punishment setting the topic person” the activity in online initiated imposingly, the innumerable Beijing examinees and guardians join the camp, the examinees in other provinces and cities have to come to cheer inflate to them, this heat wave has thrown off the network all of a sudden, has initiated very big sound! 不久,一项“严惩出题人”的活动在网上轰轰烈烈地发起了,无数京城考生和家长加入阵营,外省市的考生们也有前来助威给他们打气的,这股热浪一下子掀翻了网络,引发了很大的动静！ „Zhang Ye?” “张烨呢？” „Zhang Ye where?” “张烨在哪儿？” „Hands over this goods!” “把这货交出来！” „Overthrows Zhang Ye! Removes harmful things for the examinee!” “打倒张烨！为考生除害！” „Overthrows Beijing to manage high! Wants the justice for the examinee!” “打倒京城高招办！为考生讨公道！” Shout continuously, wave after wave! 喊声此起彼伏,一波接着一波！ ...... …… Another end. 另一端。 Zhang Ye Parent's house. 张烨父母家。 Thump, thump, some outside people knock on a door. 咚咚咚,咚咚咚,外面有人敲门。 Mother Father and Chenchen are staring at the computer to look at the newest trend about Beijing college entrance examination in the family|home, heard a sound, Mother opened the front door in the past, „who?” 老妈老爸和辰辰正在家盯着电脑看关于京城高考的最新动态呢,闻声,老妈过去打开屋门,“谁啊？” Outside, Zhang Ye has come, „who can also be.” 外面,张烨进来了,“还能是谁呀。” Mother stares, „how did you come back?” 老妈一愣,“你怎么回来了？” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „College entrance examination tested, didn't I come back to do? Also is treating with the mountain on? Hey you told that I with mountain on quick dull green, daily catches the eye is the woods, you have a look at my this bags, is the mosquito insect biting, on the mountain the insect were too many!” 张烨笑道:“高考都考完了啊,我不回来干嘛？还跟山上待着啊？嘿跟您说吧,我跟山上都快呆绿了啊,天天一抬眼就是树林,您看看我身上这大包小包的,全是蚊子虫子给咬的,山上虫子太多了！” Mother said: „Hurries the room, I look for the liquid medicine containing menthol to you.” 老妈道:“赶紧进屋,我给你找找风油精。” Zhang Ye is happy, „does not use, has wiped.” Arrives at the living room, saw Father and Chenchen, „does father, rest today? Does Chenchen, think the uncle?” 张烨心情不错,“不用了,已经抹了。”走到客厅,就看到了老爸和辰辰,“爸,今儿休息了？辰辰,想叔叔没？” Chenchen shoots a look at him, „...... He He.” 辰辰瞥瞥他,“……呵呵。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „He He thought.” Asking: „Hasn't father, this little thing stirred up trouble to me?” 张烨笑道:“呵呵就是想了。”问道:“爸,这小东西没给咱家惹事儿吧？” Chenchen curls the lip. 辰辰撇嘴。 Father looked at son one eyes, „also has Chenchen stirred up trouble? Your this matter I looked annoys is big enough! You have a look quickly, online messed up! The examinees and guardians were all scolding you! You said that you are also, sets the topic sets the topic, you leave are so difficult to do you!” 老爸看了儿子一眼,“还辰辰惹没惹事儿？你这事儿我看惹的就够大的！你快看看吧,网上都乱套了！考生和家长全都在骂你呢！你说你也是,出题就出题吧,你出那么难干嘛啊你！” The Zhang Ye perspiration said: „Who scolded me?” 张烨汗道:“谁骂我啊？” Mother said with behind: „one's own looked that everyone scolded you!” 老妈跟后面说道:“自己看,谁都骂你呢！” Zhang Ye in front of the computer one looked in the past, yeah, his weibo was been rotten, all wants „ridding the people of an evil”, looks at Zhang Ye is one sweats intermittently, he dug up to pull open to sit Chenchen on chair immediately, one's own sits in front of the computer, landed Weibo to send one. 张烨过去电脑前面一瞧,可不是嘛,他微博已经被人烂了,全都是要“为民除害”的,看得张烨也是一阵阵冒汗,他顿时扒拉开坐在椅子上的辰辰,自己坐在了电脑前,登陆微薄发了一条。 Zhang Ye: „Everybody is calm, calm, wanting difficult all difficult, must lower the score to be all low, is actually same, cannot be influential to everybody's good idea enrollment.” When this Earth, university increases enrollment is also quite common, in ten examinees multi- half can go to college, actually the topic will not have how the too tremendous influence, only if displays is really not specially good specially is long, but that small some result are insufficient, what no matter actually the test topic leaves is difficult also good simply also good, this small part examinee result also affirmative insufficient, cannot go to college, therefore is actually the difference. 张烨:“大家冷静,冷静,要难全都难,要低分数全都低,其实都是一样的,对大家的高招录取不会有影响。”在这个地球上,大学扩招也相当普遍,十个考生里多一半都能上大学,其实题目怎么样都不会有太大影响的,除非是真的发挥特别不好特别时长的,而那一小部分成绩不够的,其实不管考试题目出的是难也好还是简单也好,这一小部分考生成绩也肯定不够,也上不了大学,所以其实是没区别的。 But the examinees will not listen to this! 但考生们不会听这个啊！ Saw that Zhang Ye Weibo has shone, all Beijing examinees close in! 一见到张烨微薄亮了,所有京城考生都一拥而上！ „Surnamed Zhang comes!” “姓张的来啦！” „Your younger sister, you also dares to come out!” “你妹啊,你还敢出来！” „Everybody comes quickly! The chief criminal came!” “大家快来啊！罪魁祸首来了！” „Overthrows Zhang Ye!” “打倒张烨！” „Zhang Ye you died our pit!” “张烨你把我们坑死了啊！” „Your that anything first leg of an eight-legged essay!” “你那都什么破题啊！” Zhang Ye crops up, was besieged by countless people! 张烨一冒头,就被无数人围攻了！ Zhang Ye dumbfounded very much, has coughed, immediately the Boss is not concerned about face sends Weibo saying: „Why scolded me? The topic is not I leave, is Peking University Pan Yang Pan Dean leaves.” 张烨哭笑不得的很,咳嗽了一声,登时老大不要脸地发微薄道:“为什么都骂我啊？题目可不是我出的呀,是北大的潘杨潘院长出的。” Father: „......” 老爸:“……” Mother: „......” 老妈:“……” Chenchen: „......” 辰辰:“……” Su Na Weibo: „......” 苏娜微薄:“……” Is setting the topic group Weibo of Peking University Teacher: „......” 同是出题组的北大老师的微薄:“……” Some dormitory. 某宿舍。 Pan Yang travel-worn going home , after just drinking tea water, turns on the computer to flip casually, finally saw Zhang Ye the weibo, after looks, he has almost not given to irritate, the tea of mouth also spurted half, has not expected Zhang Ye unexpectedly being unjustly discredited to detain on him! 潘杨风尘仆仆的回了家,刚喝了口茶水后,打开电脑随便翻了翻,结果就看到了张烨的这一条微博,一看过后,他差点没给气死,嘴里的茶也喷出来了一半,没料到张烨居然把黑锅扣到他头上了！ Pan Yang was also anxious, this is unjustly discredited one's own unable to carry, just about to sends weibo to explain one, finally after seeing the examinees following commentary, Pan Yang also happily made noise. 潘杨也急了,这黑锅自己不能背啊,刚要发微博解释一句,结果看到考生们后面的评论后,潘杨也乐出了声。 „Peking University Pan Dean?” “北大潘院长？” „Do not listen to him to talk nonsense!” “别听他扯淡！” „Whom Shit you deceive! Compels certainly is you!” “我靠你蒙谁啊！绝逼是你！” „Do not think that we do not know! This wicked topic others cannot think!” “别以为我们不知道！这种缺德题别人想不出来！” „Pū, Teacher Zhang, your this opens the eye to talk nonsense! Gave the air/Qi to be happy me obstinately!” “噗,张老师,您这睁着眼睛说瞎话啊！愣是把我给气乐了！” „Zhang Ye do you have the moral integrity to feed!” “张烨你还有没有节操啊喂！” „Is you! Will not have others!” “就是你！不会有别人！” „Do not want to act shamelessly! This topic turns into grey me also to know that is who leaves!” “你别想耍赖！这题化成灰我也知道是谁出的！” Finally, unexpectedly does not have an examinee and netizen believes him, all knows that Zhang Ye that mouth is basic unreasonable! 结果,居然没有一个考生和网友信他,全都知道张烨那张嘴是根本不靠谱的！ Zhang Ye did not have idea, wiped away sweat, hurries Log out to run, cannot stir up, couldn't the buddy have hidden? This male servant prepares to evade lies low until something blows over, one's own is target of universal detestation everybody shouted that now hits! 张烨也没辙了,擦了擦汗,赶紧下线跑了,惹不起,哥们儿还躲不起吗？这厮准备避一避风头,自己现在是过街老鼠人人喊打啊！ ...... …… In the evening. 晚上。 The farce of this nearly comedy is still performing! 这近乎搞笑的闹剧还在上演着！ Beijing managed the aspect also to accept the interview high, to the topic and relevant detail of this Beijing examination paper made the explanation, the news release has drawn a charge quickly, inside has exposed the language Mathematics English and other subject difficulty big topic the names of setting the topic person, but also disclosed some setting the topic details. 京城高招办方面也接受了采访,对这次京城试卷的题目和相关细节做出了解答,新闻稿很快出炉了,里面曝光了语文数学英语等科目其中难度较大的题目的出题人的名字,还透露了一些出题细节。 The netizens who finally all Beijing examinees and surround shocking discovered that in the languages and Mathematics two branch examination papers, inside each is oppressive the examinees lives to might as well die to want these topics of motherfucker, actually without exception, does not have together after others hand, all topic entire his mother are Zhang Ye leaves! 结果所有京城考生和围观的网友们就震惊地发现,在语文和数学两科试卷中,里面每一道把考生们虐得生不如死想要骂娘的那些题目,竟然无一例外,没有一道是经别人手的,所有题全他妈是张烨出的！ Yes! 是的！ Each! 每一道！ Is each is he leaves!!! 是每一道都是他出的！！！ Right now, the examinees are air/Qi call, the injustice has a debt to have main, they launched the offensive once again, in blog one after another cursed on Zhang Ye weibo! 这下子,考生们更是气得嗷嗷叫,冤有头债有主,他们又一次发动了攻势,在张烨的微博上博客上一波一波大骂！ „You added that is not you leaves! Also being unjustly discredited to kick to Pan Dean!” “你还说不是你出的！还把黑锅踢给潘院长！” „I took you Teacher Zhang! Gathers the topics of all abnormal is being you do?” “我服了你了张老师！合着所有变-态的题目都是你干的啊？”