Next day. 次日。 The college entrance examination welcomed the second day, was last day. 高考迎来第二天,也是最后一天。 This morning subject is the language, afternoon is Mathematics, eight points, many examinees early arrived at outside the examination place in the company of guardian. 今天上午的科目是语文,下午是数学,才八点不到,很多考生已经在家长的陪伴下早早到了考场外。 „Was thing belt complete?” “东西带齐了吗？” „Brings.” “都带啦。” „Admission card for entrance examination, ID card, pen?” “准考证,身份证,笔？” „Thinks.” “都装着呢。” „Today tests well, makes persistent efforts.” “今天好好考,再接再厉。” „That affirmation, the father, I thought that my this time can test for over 550 points!” “那肯定的,爸,我觉得我这次能考550分以上呢！” „Real false? Such high?” “真的假的啊？这么高？” „Because the topic is not quite difficult.” “因为题目不太难啊。” „You think easy, others definitely also think easy, everybody possible final score is very high, such words Beijing admission grade line will also surface the boat, the result is the same, therefore today is the key, the general idea, should not be easy while the topic you much with one point minute, do not make a mistake on the line.” “你觉得容易,别人肯定也觉得容易,大家可能最后分数都会很高,那样的话京城的录取分数线也会上浮,结果还是一样的,所以今天是关键,千万别大意,趁着题目容易你多拿一点分,别失误就行了。” „Yes!” “明白！” In addition side. 另边。 „Yesterday tested what kind of?” “昨天考得怎么样？” „Is very good.” “很好。” „I am also similar, this year the high examination question is also mediocre.” “我也差不多,今年高考题也不过如此。” „Hey, in the evening does the Internet cafe brush night to go? Can't come?” “嘿嘿,晚上网吧刷夜去啊？来不来？” „Walking! Must!” “走着啊！必须的！” „Has suppressed for one year, can hit game finally happily!” “憋了一年了,总算能痛痛快快地打一把游戏了！” „Sweat, two have not tested, first wants to take a test.” “汗,还有两门没考呢,先想考试吧。” „All right, on yesterday's English and principle synthesis that difficulty? I am confident.” “没事,就昨天英语和理综那个难度？我是信心十足啊。” „Hey, this actually.” “嘿,这倒是。” From dialog, can catch the mood and mentality of today's Beijing examinees, more than 50% people have the confidence to come , is quite calm calm, experienced the life yesterday's college entrance examination examination paper, many people originally to college entrance examination the heart of awe also faint many, the English and other examination paper of the difficulties have given their greatest self-confidence. Only the remaining less than half examinees are also retaining the vigilance and anxiety of instinct, they always thought that yesterday's examination paper was too rather smooth, possibly today's two tests slightly will be difficult to be little, let alone these two of today are also that famous Zhang Ye participates to set the topic, some examinees do not certainly dare to belittle. 从对话中,也能捕捉到今天京城考生们的心情和心态,一半以上的人都是带着信心来的,也都比较从容淡定,经历了人生昨天的高考试卷,许多人原本对高考的敬畏之心也淡漠了不少,英语等卷子的难度给了他们莫大的自信。只有剩下一小半的考生还保留着本能的警惕和紧张,他们总觉得昨天的试卷未免太顺利了一些,可能今天的两门考试会稍微难一点点,何况今天的这两门还都是那个大名鼎鼎的张烨参与出题的,一些考生当然不敢小觑。 Quick, test time. 很快,考试时间到了。 In four examination sites, two Lou Examination places. 四中考点内,二楼某考场。 Fat thin two examinees were speaking in a low voice, they were not a school, it is estimated that was also yesterday just knew. 有一胖一瘦俩考生在低声说话,俩人不是一学校的,估计也是昨天刚认识的。 „Fatty, is your language what kind of?” “胖子,你语文怎么样？” „Does not have 100 points.” “没下过100分。” „Hou, such fucking awesome?” “嚯,这么牛-逼啊？” „You thin person?” “你呢瘦子？” „I do not have 110 points.” “我没下过110分。” „, Can you not bragging forcefully?” “呵,你能不吹牛-逼吗？” „I blow anything, does not believe us to compare, whose looks at language minute of high, this is my strong point . Moreover the Beijing past years language topic was very easy.” “我吹什么啊,不信咱俩比一比,看谁语文分高,这可是我强项,而且京城历年的语文题都很容易。” „This year is different, said that is the college entrance examination test question reform.” “今年可不一样,说是高考试题改革。” „Reforms, you looked that yesterday's examination paper should know how things stand, where difficult difficult to go again?” “改革个屁,你看昨天的卷子就应该有数儿了,再难能难到哪里去啊？” „Ok, whose that compares minute of high, if I displayed, over 115 points also had the possibility.” “行,那就比一比谁分高,我要是发挥好了,115分以上也有可能。” „My 120 points!” “那我120分！” „, My 125 points!” “靠,我125分！” „My 130 points!” “那我130分！” At this time, a female monitored an exam Teacher to stare their one eyes, „sent the examination paper, do not whisper!” 这时,一个女监考老师瞪了他们一眼,“发试卷了,别交头接耳！” They shut up. 俩人都闭了嘴。 In an instant, the examinees started to pass on examination paper, the examination paper to each individual hand, everybody without demur, took to begin a stroke to start to lower the head to do to write. 转眼,考生们开始传卷子,试卷到了每一个人手里,大家二话不说,都拿起笔开始低头做题了。 The fat people rub hands, a face is dedicated. 胖子搓搓手,一脸专注。 The thin people are also with smile on the face, prepare to present the topic. 瘦子也是面带微笑,准备做题。 However, when time just in the past shortly, in the class and grade of this examination place suddenly entire peaceful, probably wrote continuously Voice of answer not to have, the atmosphere was suddenly strange! 然而,当时间刚过去没多久的时候,该考场的班级里突然整个都安静了下来,好像连写答案的声音都没有了,气氛骤然诡异！ Monitors an exam Teacher to take a look at them strangely, „presents the topic!” 监考老师奇怪地瞅瞅他们,“都做题啊！” Presents the topic? 做题？ Is your younger sister! 做你妹啊！ The fat people were ignorant! 胖子懵了！ The thin people were ignorant! 瘦子懵了！ The examinees of entire class were ignorant! 整个班的考生都懵了！ Just had presented five problems, they caught, felt that could not do completely! Some people harbor the mood staring bead that one type must spit blood to continue downward to look at the topic, finally discovered that every other after several problems, will appear together to the topic of wanting dying difficultly! 刚做了五道题,他们就卡住了啊,就已经感觉完全做不下去了啊！有的人怀着一种要吐血的心情瞪着眼珠子继续往下看题,结果就发现,每隔几道题后,都会出现一道让人难到想要死的题目！ For example at present this problem: 比如眼前这一道题: Confucius and father challenge, whom do you help? 孔子和老子打架,你帮谁？ I help your two Grandma I! These two old man how possible challenge! Moreover others Uncle does frame, do I help? I help anyone probably his mother take a beating! That is a sage! 我帮你二姥姥啊我！这俩老头怎么可能打架啊！而且就算人家俩大爷干架,我帮？我帮谁都得他妈挨揍啊！那是圣人啊！ At this moment, the hearts of all examinees were cool! 这一刻,所有考生的心都凉了！ Also 120 points? 还120分？ Also 130 points? 还130分？ Fat people and thin people they at this moment everyone not bragging forcefully! The face was green! 胖子和瘦子俩人此时此刻谁也不吹牛-逼了！脸都绿了啊！ Many people cannot bear almost explode a thick mouth: Fuck his mother anything topic! Fuck his mother is the topic that which grandson bastard sets! 很多人都忍不住差点爆一句粗口:我草这他妈什么题啊！我草这他妈是哪个孙子王八蛋出的题啊！ Monitors an exam Teacher to be very strange everybody the response, how with eating fly excrement? Therefore she also lowered the head to open the remaining spare examination papers, looked at the topic, finally this did not look importantly, this female monitored an exam Teacher also two one black, at that time encircled on ignorant! She is also Language Teacher, but she has taught for a lifetime the language class, has not seen this topic, similar has not listened, some topics are to let her write, her time does not even know where should from start! 监考老师很奇怪大家的反应,怎么一个个都跟吃了苍蝇屎似的啊？于是她也低头翻开了剩下的备用试卷,看了看题目,结果这一看不要紧,这女监考老师也两眼一黑,当时就蒙圈了！她也是语文老师,可她教了一辈子语文课,也从没有见过这种题啊,就连类似的也没听过啊,有些题就算是让她上去写,她甚至一时间都不知道该从什么地方入手！ Each examination place is also performing similar one! 各个考场也都上演着同样的一幕！ Some examinees are patting the forehead maliciously! 有考生狠狠拍着脑门！ Has the examinee to stare a face delay! 有考生瞪着眼睛一脸呆滞！ Does not need deeply to think that many people drew the conclusion, Zhang Ye! This certainly - compels is the topic that Zhang Ye sets! Except for this grandson, others are impossible to find out such topic of wicked! Definitely is this goods in the pit they! 都不用深想,很多人已经得出了结论,张烨！这绝-逼是张烨出的题！除了这孙子,别人不可能想出这么缺德的题目！肯定是这货在坑他们啊！ Has saying that they also are really understood to the Zhang Ye style, in the Beijing language examination paper these cunning to cannot the cunning topic, is Zhang Ye leaves, when for example Confucius and father challenge this problem, was a Zhang Ye that Earth last past years Tsinghua university independent recruitment of students problem, was the high examination question, this topic was in itself quite open and free, did not have what standard right key, the father and Confucius had certain status person, will not hit with no reason at all, the father discussed that Confucius pushed the Confucian, the father is born, Confucius was WTO entry, and so on, or address the problem ideologically. From the behavior, can from the multi-analysis and analyses. 不得不说,他们对张烨的风格还真是了解,京城语文试卷里这些刁钻到不能再刁钻的题目,都是张烨出的,比如孔子和老子打架这道题,是张烨那个地球上当年清华大学自主招生时的一道题,也算是高考题吧,这题本身是比较开放和自由的,没有什么标准的正确答案,老子和孔子都是有一定地位的人,不会无缘无故打起来,老子论道,孔子推儒,老子出世,孔子入世,等等等等,或从思想上,或。从行为上,可以从多方面分析和解析。 However, said that does simply difficultly, this problem gave to perplex all Beijing examinees, moreover this was also only a start, remaining also had such as this topic same wicked topic to wait for them in following, was one by one cunning, cheated one by one! 然而,说起来简单做起来难,这一道题真的把所有京城考生都给难住了,而且这还只是个开始,剩下还有诸如这道题一样的缺德题目在下面一道道等着他们呢,一个比一个刁钻,一个比一个坑人！ time passed fast. 时间快速过去了。 „Stops the pen, received to curl!” “停笔吧,收卷了！” „Teacher, I have not answered!” “老师,我还没答完啊！” „Cannot write again.” “不能再写了。” „No, makes me write a while again!” “别啊,再让我写一会儿呀！” Each examination place rout, a numerous examinee piece whins on all fronts! 各个考场全线溃败,众多考生一片哀嚎！ After going out of the examination place, the examinees do not know how should describe the one's own feelings! 走出考场后,考生们已经不知道该怎么形容自己的心情了！ „Son, how?” “儿子,怎么了啊？” „Father, I tested to pound!” “爸,我考砸了！” „? How can like this?” “啊？怎么会这样？” „Was too difficult! The language was too difficult!” “太难了！语文太难了啊！” That side had the examinee already motherfucker! 那边有考生已经骂娘了！ „Zhang Ye! Certainly is he!” “张烨！一定是他！” „This goods wicked to Grandma! This goods did not have the human nature!” “这货缺德到姥姥家了啊！这货太没有人性了啊！” „Father and Confucius hit challenge I not to know that I know, if present Zhang Ye stands before me, definitely one group of people punch him!” “老子和孔子打不打架我不知道,我就知道如果现在张烨站在我面前,肯定一帮人揍他啊！” „Has not seen such difficult language topic!” “从没见过这么难的语文题啊！” „Is this college entrance examination? How I thought that the graduate student takes a test likely!” “这还是高考吗？我怎么觉得像研究生考试啊！” „Ended, this chapter can pass an examination is good!” “完了,这回能及格就不错了！” „I am also, all pounded!” “我也是,全砸了！” „My several problems have not written! Does not know how completely should start writing!” “我好几道题都没写啊！完全不知道该怎么下笔！” „Really is examination paper reform! This reform was also too fierce! All of a sudden in difficulty several times!” “真是试卷改革啊！这改革的也太猛了啊！一下子难度上了好几倍啊！” At noon. 中午。 Many topics of Beijing college entrance examination language examination paper have spread in the network quickly, has become famous immediately, all of a sudden by people insane biography! 京城高考语文试卷的很多题目很快就在网络上传开了,也当即出名了,一下子被众人疯传！ The netizens looked, was shocked. 网友们看了,纷纷表示震惊。 „I force to go!” “我勒个去啊！” „These topics...... Luckily I am not this year's college entrance examination!” “这些题……幸亏我不是今年高考啊！” „I had not retaken courses fortunately last year, otherwise bumps into these topics, dies does not know how dead!” “还好我去年没复读,不然碰上这些题,死都不知道怎么死的啊！” „So to be how difficult!” “怎么会这么难啊！” „Was the Beijing examinee annihilated?” “京城考生全军覆没了啊？” „This topic who could answer!” “这题谁答得出来呀！” „Whose this is topic! too bad!” “这是谁出的题啊！太损了！” The examinees and netizens in many other provinces, after having looked, has fainted a piece, this, did not have other provinces examinee to envy the Beijing examinee again, did not have an examinee saying that again the next generation wanted reincarnation Huangchenggen, these topics difficult to were not your mother person do simply! 许许多多外省的考生和网友们,看过之后也是晕倒了一片,这一下,再也没有一个外省考生羡慕京城考生了,再也没有一个考生说下辈子要投胎皇城根了,这些题难到简直不是你妈人做的啊！ Some Teacher also voiced. 一些老师也发声了。 Fostering talent middle school Language Teacher: „Some topics, I must also not necessarily be able the responding perfect score! Today's language examination paper simply is above imagination!” 育才中学一个语文老师:“有些题,我都得愣一下也不见得能答对满分！今天的语文试卷简直超乎想象！” The normal university attaches the language group team leader: „This time language examination paper, possibly is in the Beijing history the most difficult examination paper! But do you want to say this examination paper? Also is not, all inspection contents in the prescribed limit, the way of just inquiring were too unusual, needed everybody very strong logical thinking and ponder adds on the language competence to answer again well, actually these topics left was very interesting, was very flexible, what test was an overall quality of examinee!” 师大附语文组组长:“这次的语文试卷,可能是京城历史上最难的一份卷子！但你要说这卷子过界了？也不是,所有考核内容都是在规定范围内的,只不过提问的方式太不同寻常了,需要大家很强的逻辑思维与思考再加上语言表达能力才能答得好,这些题其实出的很有意思,很灵活,考验的是一个考生的综合素质！” Some Beijing mainstream media also news run all over the place! 一些京城主流媒体也新闻满天飞！ «Beijing language examination paper: The first blade of reform!» 《京城语文试卷:改革的第一刀！》 The «Beijing language document expert commented in its difficulty history!» 《京城语文卷专家评论其难度史上之最！》 The «examinee guessed that several cunning topics are to stem from the hand of Zhang Ye, the reporter inquired Beijing manages high, has not obtained the frontage reply, but also waits for further verifying!» 《考生猜测十几道刁钻题目都是出自张烨之手,记者询问京城高招办,并未得到正面回复,还有待进一步核实！》 The «Beijing language examination paper appears „god to write”!» 《京城语文试卷惊现“神题”！》 The «Beijing examinee wide scope tests to pound the language examination paper, the examinee guardian gives scolding the setting the topic person!» 《京城考生大范围考砸语文试卷,考生家长痛骂出题人！》 Then on such at noon a while free time of test gap, the god reply and god answer about examination question also drew a charge. 然后就这么中午考试间隙的一会儿工夫,关于考题的神回复和神答案也都一个个出炉了。 For example Confucius father problem, many examinees have sent to the one's own answer online, does not know really such writes cracks a joke ridicule. 比如孔子老子这道题,很多考生把自己的答案发到了网上,也不知道是真这么写的还是开玩笑吐槽的。 Chen Feng 2001: „I help Confucius, because father will hit Taiji Fist!” 陈枫2001:“我帮孔子,因为老子会打太极拳！” dushdj: „Setting the topic Teacher helps anyone, I help who!” dushdj:“出题的老师帮谁,我就帮谁！” Butterflies cc: „I no one help, to hurry to hit 110 warnings!” 小蝴蝶cc:“我谁也不帮,赶紧打110报警！” Greatly fat 317: „I no one help, I come up to mediate a quarrel first, after the father and Confucius urged, three of us together hit Zhang Ye!” 大肥317:“我也谁都不帮,我先上去劝架,把老子和孔子劝下来后,我们仨人一起打张烨！” Finally this answer has aroused the resonance of many examinees. 最后这个答案引起了好多考生的共鸣。 Many examinees shouted propaganda at Zhang Ye on weibo: „Teacher Zhang Ye you come out, I ensure does not kill you!” 好多考生都在微博上喊话张烨:“张烨老师你出来,我保证不打死你！”