IRAS :: Volume #1

#62: Family reunion banquet


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In the afternoon four o'clock. 下午四点钟。 The unit has gotten off work ahead of time, Mid-Autumn Festival, early puts a while. 单位提前下班了,中秋节,早放一会儿。 Zhang Ye thinks to rest tomorrow again for day, therefore many kept a half hour with the unit, next day «The Wizard of Oz» recording, this goes home. Mother the call words make him go to Grandma there in the morning, Zhang Ye naturally must obey the aim, therefore returns to the place that Jiaomen has rented a room to change the body clothes first to put on the appropriate flour dim sum. 张烨想明天再休息一天,于是多跟单位留了半小时,把第二天的《绿野仙踪》给录了,这才回家。老妈早上来电话让他去姥姥那里,张烨自然得遵旨啊,所以先回了角门租房的地方想换身衣服穿得体面点。 Enters the corridor, meets Rao Aimin to sit the elevator to get down from the building just in time. 一进楼道,正巧碰见饶爱敏从楼上坐电梯下来。 Well, Landlady?” Zhang Ye greeted: „Did you do for these days? How to have seen you? The house rent I filled in the crack in a door to you, saw?” “咦,房东阿姨?”张烨打招呼道:“您这几天干嘛去了?怎么都没看见你?房租我给您塞门缝里了啊,看见了吧?” Saw, a while I.” In Rao Aimin takes garbage bag to discard in the entrance trashcan, then sits the elevator with Zhang Ye together, the squint looks at him, line your boy, this time showed off, just that Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Meet did you take first?” “看见了,等会儿我。”饶爱敏手里提着垃圾袋扔掉在门口的垃圾箱,然后才跟张烨一起坐电梯,斜眼瞄瞄他,“行啊你小子,这次又出风头了啊,刚刚那个中秋诗会你拿第一名了?” Zhang Ye happily said: Generally.” 张烨得意道:“一般吧。” Rao Aimin shoots a string cable boss who on the arm fell, said that you were fat you also to breathe heavily, this was that group of people does not understand, your anything poem, shortly to family|home!” 饶爱敏弹了弹胳膊上落的一个小线头儿,“说你胖你还喘上了,这也就是那帮人不懂,你那什么诗啊,矬到家了!” Zhang Ye said: „? Is my poem short?” 张烨呃道:“啊?我的诗矬?” How you write, you always think about.” Rao Aimin said. “你怎么写的,你念念。”饶爱敏道。 Good, where you analyze not to be good to me, I have not believed.” Zhang Ye lifted up the bar with her, the heart said that some of Su Shi most famous work also people can pick up the issue to discover the problem unexpectedly? This is not talks nonsense, Writer's Association that group of people had nothing to say in reply, your line? His then self-effacingly affection recited: When bright moonlight has......” “好,那您给我分析分析到底哪里不好,我还不信了。”张烨跟她抬上杠了,心说苏轼最有名的作品居然还有人能挑出问题找出毛病?这不是扯淡么,作协那帮人都无言以对了,你行?他便摇头晃脑地深情朗诵道:“明月几时有……” This is the idle talk! When has? In August 15!” Rao Aimin curls the lip to say. “这句就是废话!几时有?八月15啊!”饶爱敏撇嘴道。 Zhang Ye gawked, suppresses continues speechless: Raises one's wine cup asks the blue sky......” 张烨一愣,压住无语继续说:“把酒问青天……” Rao Aimin interposed: You also use was asking the blue sky? Does not need to ask it, asked that I was good, I told you am in August 15!” 饶爱敏插话道:“你还用的着问青天?不用问它,问我就行了,我告诉你就是八月15!” The Zhang Ye forehead saw the heavy line, „...... Does not know that space palace error, when now the evening is.” 张烨脑门已经见黑线了,“……不知天上宫阙,今夕是何年。” Rao Aimin breaks to say once more: I did not tell you, today is in August 15! 14 years of lunar calendar in August 15! Doesn't your family have the calendar?” 饶爱敏再次打断道:“我不是告诉你了么,今天是八月15啊!14年阴历八月15!你家没日历啊?” Zhang Ye: „...... %¥##)( *&\;!” 张烨:“……%¥##)(*&\;!” Rao Aimin has again shown the essence of venomous tongue, this sharp poem comments Zhang Ye or the first time hears, time was also silly! 饶爱敏再一次展现了毒舌的本质,这种犀利的诗评张烨还是头一次听到,一时间也傻了! Your younger sister! 你妹啊! Gathers «Shuidiao Getou» you are being why when 100,000 understand! 合着《水调歌头》你是当100000个为什么理解的啊! Zhang Ye already and a Landlady this Literature accomplishment no person could not exchange, turned around to go home to change the clothes immediately, said again to Landlady that Zhang Ye estimated that only then two results, otherwise was one's own can be irritated, otherwise was Su Shi air/Qi to live! However thinks that Zhang Ye is also hoping in one's own fans can have such a person, Rao Aimin this venomous tongue queen, if participates in the troll army war, that absolutely is a brave general, the previous 1000 people of battle efficiencies that a Landlady person top, that truly can display her strength the battlefield, um, this point, Landlady actually true scarce talented person! 张烨已然和房东阿姨这种一点文学素养都没有的人交流不了了,转了个身马上回家换衣服,再跟房东阿姨说下去,张烨估计只有两种结果,要不然是自己被气得死去,要不然是苏轼被气得活来!不过想一想,张烨也很盼望着自己粉丝里能有这么一个主儿,饶爱敏这种毒舌女王若参与水军大战,那绝对是一员猛将,房东阿姨一个人顶的上1000人的战斗力啊,那才是真正能发挥她实力的战场,嗯,在这一点来说,房东阿姨倒是真正的稀缺型人才! ...... …… 5 : 30. 五点半。 The day is cloudy, looks to rain. 天还阴着呢,看着要下雨。 Zhang Ye arrived Grandma home in Liuliqiao, this is old District, with him remembers what is a little different, District has brushed newly one time, therefore the house seemed wants on newly. Obvious, this is also the Game Ring change, pulls starts the whole body, this world lots had the slight adjustment, um, does not know that in the family|home the relative has anything to change, after this is Zhang Ye works, does not dare to come the reason of Grandma, because strict, this is not the world that he knows very well completely, he feared that the one's own dew falls. 张烨来到了六里桥的姥姥家,这是一个老小区,跟他记忆有一点不一样的是,小区新刷过一次,所以房子看上去要新上了一些。明显,这也是游戏戒指改变的,牵一发动全身,这个世界很多东西都有了细微的调整,嗯,就是不知道家里亲戚有什么变化,这也是张烨工作以后一直都没敢来姥姥家的原因,因为严格算起来,这已经不是那个他全部熟知的世界了,他怕自己露陷。 In building. 楼上。 In face is opening, but burglar-proof door has not closed, several younger sister Hee Hee Ha Ha the chatting sound passed on. 面门开着,但防盗门没关,几个妹妹嘻嘻哈哈的说笑声传了出来。 Zhang Ye twisted off the burglar-proof door that has not locked to go, what first saw is Mother and aunt who with the kitchen prepared food, mother, aunt.” 张烨拧开没锁的防盗门进去了,第一个看到的是跟厨房做饭的老妈和三舅妈,“妈,三舅妈。” Mother smiles, „did son come?” 老妈一笑,“儿子来了?” The aunt said with a smile: „, Our superstar come.” 三舅妈笑吟吟道:“呵,我们的大明星来喽。” Any Celebrity, is broadcast Host, do not step on shout me.” The Zhang Ye modest [say / way], turned around to look to that side sofa, uncle, big aunt, uncle, uncle.” His person greeted, „did your everybody arrive? Mid-Autumn Festival is joyful!” On aunt not, also does not know that did. “什么明星啊,就是个播音主持,您就别踩呼我了。”张烨自谦道,转身看向了那边沙发上,“大舅,大舅妈,二舅,三舅。”他一个人一个人地打招呼,“您大家都到了?中秋快乐!”就二舅妈没在,也不知干什么去了。 Hey, Little Ye.” “嘿,小烨。” May not see you for a long time.” “可好久没看见你了。” Quick advanced room has a look at your Grandma Grandfather.” “快先进屋看看你姥姥姥爷吧。” Zhang Ye said Alright, subsequently entered the hut, the gate has been closing, some uncle their people smoked, Grandma feared the smoke, the goalkeeper shoves open, in he then took to begin just the nutriment and healthy product that from the supermarket bought gives two old people, Grandma, Grandfather, Mid-Autumn Festival was joyful, were your bodies what kind of?” 张烨说了句得嘞,继而进了小屋,门关着呢,舅舅他们有人抽烟,姥姥怕烟味,把门一推开,他便拿着手里刚从超市买的营养品和保健品递给两个老人,“姥姥,姥爷,中秋快乐,您俩身体怎么样?” Grandma most likes Zhang Ye, looked that he holds on him to sit down, is good, is healthy, thinks you, doesn't your how one month come?” 姥姥最喜欢张烨,一看他就拉住他坐下,“好着呢,身体都不错,就是想你,你怎么一个月都不来啊?” Grandfather also very hurts Zhang Ye, does not have the means that although Zhang Ye is a grandson, but in the family|home here junior on a Zhang Ye boy, old person's idea is quite traditional, has only one in mind to the boy, „the Little Ye work is busy, just went to work, where can as in old age.” 姥爷也十分疼张烨,没办法,虽然张烨是外孙子,可家里这边的小辈儿里就张烨一个男孩儿,老人的观念还比较传统,对男孩情有独钟,“小烨工作忙,刚上班,哪能像以前一样老来啊。” Grandma said: Hey, buys these many things? This how much money.” 姥姥道:“嘿,怎么买这么多东西?这得多少钱啊。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: How much money, have not been filial piety your, has eaten building up one's health.” 张烨笑道:“没多少钱,孝敬您二老的,吃了补身体。” Looks at our Little Ye, is sensible.” Grandma beams with joy to say. “看我们小烨,多懂事啊。”姥姥眉开眼笑道。 At this time, big room there heard Yingying Yanyan shout, several small throats with lark, were limpid and nice. 这时,大屋那里传来莺莺燕燕地喊声,几个小嗓子跟百灵鸟似的,又清澈又好听 My brother came!” “我哥来了!” Elder Brother! Makes me take a look at one quickly!” “哥!快让我瞅一眼!” superstar! I must look at reverently!” 大明星哦!我也得瞻仰一下!” Three younger sisters have crushed into not the big hut altogether. 三个妹妹一股脑地挤进了不大的小屋。 Mother family's situation is quite interesting, Mother is family's big sister, oldest, Mother below has three younger brothers, is the Zhang Ye uncle uncle uncle, then three uncles' children without exception are the girls, is the Zhang Ye three cousins. 老妈家里的情况比较有意思,老妈是家里的大姐,岁数最长,老妈下面有三个弟弟,也就是张烨的大舅二舅三舅,然后三个舅舅的孩子无一例外都是女孩儿,也是张烨的三个表妹。 The big younger sister called Cao Dan, 20 over, were actually not smaller than Zhang Ye several years old, was attending the university. 大妹妹叫曹丹,20出头,其实也比张烨小不了几岁,正在念大学。 Two younger sisters called Cao Tong, was attending the high school, the temperament was very straight, just like the boy, can play to make. 二妹妹叫曹彤,正在念高中,脾气很直,跟男孩子一样,能玩能闹。 Three younger sisters called Cao Mengmeng, was attending the junior middle school, this small girl was most mischievous one, all day long loudly shouted slightly noisy, matter that this girl has not dared to do. 三妹妹叫曹萌萌,在念初中,这小丫头是最淘气的一个,成天大呼小闹的,没有这妮子不敢干的事儿。 In brief, these three girl not friendly stubble. 总之,这仨丫头没有一个善茬儿。 Zhang Ye sees them, called one one by one, Little Dan, Little Tong, Mengmeng.” 张烨看到她们,挨个叫了一声,“小丹,小彤,萌萌。” Big younger sister Cao Dan belongs in several people are gentle, obediently called the sound, elder brother.” 大妹妹曹丹在几人中属于还算文静的,乖乖叫了声,“哥。” Two younger sisters and three younger sisters were not that tasteful, Cao Tong patted the shoulder of Zhang Ye carelessly, line the elder brother, several days did not see Celebrity!” 二妹妹和三妹妹就不是那么讲究了,曹彤大大咧咧地一拍张烨的肩膀,“行啊哥,几天不见成明星了!” Grandma her eyes, this child, how spoke to your elder brother horizontally.” 姥姥横她一眼,“这孩子,怎么跟你哥说话呢。” Cao Mengmeng deeply, Hee Hee Ha Ha pulled the arm of Zhang Ye, I listened to my aunt saying that yesterday accessed the net to look up specially, but also obtained by search your many works, our school has promoted «Little Bunnies Be Good», I know that yesterday originally was my brother writes, was really fierce, hey, the elder brother, how much money have you made? The quick honest confession, several of us did not have money to spend, my parents did not give the spending money, we may point at you.” 曹萌萌深甚,嘻嘻哈哈地挽住了张烨的胳膊,“我听我大姑说完,昨天特意上网查了,还真搜到你不少作品呀,我们学校都推广了《小兔子乖乖》呢,我昨天才知道原来是我哥写的,真厉害,嘿嘿,哥,你赚了多少钱啊?快老实交代,我们几个可没钱花了,我爸妈也不给零花钱,我们可指着你了啊。” Money? 钱? He He, that is any issue! 呵呵,那算什么问题啊! You are my younger sister, asks for money I also to be able not to give? 你们是我妹妹,要钱我还能不给? Um, but proposes money to hurt feelings, first changes a topic! 嗯,不过提钱太伤感情,先换个话题吧! Zhang Ye changes the topic to chat other matters with them, that side uncle uncle also came, chatted together ascended the sky. 张烨就岔开话题跟她们聊起其他的事情,那边大舅二舅也来了,一起聊上了天。 After the short exchange and polite talk, Zhang Ye has made to understand almost, originally the one's own relative also has little change, but changes also has, for example youngest sister's school was not he remembers the junior middle school, when for example big younger sister college entrance examination score compared with memory in high dozens points, but also for example the big aunt's unit of work also changed into the place that Zhang Ye did not remember. These for him are the microvariation, after all the world turned into a new place, many cultural industries changed, is impossible not to affect his family|home. Understood noisily this, Zhang Ye also dares to speak, did not need to fear too big making a mistake. 经过短暂的交流和套话,张烨已经闹明白了7788,原来自己家亲戚这边也没太大变化,不过改变也是有的,比如小妹妹的学校并不是他记忆中的初中了,比如大妹妹高考时的分数比记忆中高了好几十分,还比如大舅妈的工作单位也换成了一个张烨没有记忆的地方。这些对他来说算是小变化吧,毕竟世界已经变成了一个新地方,好多文化产业都变了,不可能波及不到他家。闹明白了这个,张烨也敢说话了,不用怕出太大的错了。 Eats meal quickly, everybody was still discussing Zhang Ye. 快吃饭的时候,大家还在谈着张烨 Little Ye had prospects.” 小烨是有出息了啊。” When did Little Ye do to create? Before hadn't looked?” 小烨什么时候搞上创作了?以前没看出来啊?” Yes, had not seen Little Ye to have the talent in this aspect before, even if has straightened out suddenly, unopenable is so big? I listened to big sister saying that Little Ye has also composed a poem?” “是啊,以前真没看出小烨有这方面的天赋,就算突然开窍了,也不能开的这么大吧?我听大姐小烨还写过诗?” Expression that the aunt somewhat suspects, but she is also well-meant, really does not ravel, because Zhang Ye passable has also gained admission to outside a good university besides the study, is not really conspicuous, was too from infancy to maturity ordinary, therefore before them, has discussed that thought after the Zhang Ye university graduates, looks to work with the Radio Station newspaper office at most secretly, writes the document lane the light and so on, has not expected Zhang Ye to look for a suitable specialty, now also steadily sits broadcast Host of Beijing broadcasting station! 三舅妈有些怀疑的语气,不过她也没有恶意,实在是真弄不明白,因为张烨除了学习还凑合考了一个不错的大学外,真的一点也不显眼,从小到大都太平凡了,所以她们以前还讨论过呢,觉得张烨大学毕业以后顶多也就是跟电台报社找个幕后工作,写写文件弄弄灯光之类的,没料张烨真的找了个对口的专业,现在还稳稳地坐上了京城广播台的播音主持人 Father has not spoken. 老爸没说话。 Mother actually did not like listening, will refute. 老妈却不太爱听了,正要反驳。 Suddenly, the aunt opened the door, in the hand was raising a bag steamed bun, has done grocery shopping, entered the room she chirp, extracts the armpit has been clamping two newspapers, „, did Little Ye get off work? You looked quickly you looked quickly, I just the newspaper that bought with the newsstand, Little Ye reported that on noon today any Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Meet, Little Ye gave to press obstinately the Beijing Writer's Association professional authors, took first!” 忽然,二舅妈开门回来了,手里提着一兜子馒头,是去买菜了,一进屋她就唧唧喳喳了起来,抽出了胳肢窝夹着的两张报纸,“诶,小烨下班了?你们快看你们快看,我刚跟报亭买的报纸,小烨上报了,就今天中午的什么中秋诗会,小烨愣是把京城作协的专业作家都给压下去了,拿了第一名!” „?” “啊?” This matter?” “还有这事?” Brings to have a look quickly.” “快拿来看看。” What newspaper? Tabloid?” “什么报纸啊?小报?” Everybody is very surprised. 大家都很惊奇。 The aunt said: Any tabloid, is Beijing Evening News, one is Beijing Times, was the big newspaper, the quantity issued big!” 二舅妈道:“什么小报呀,是京城晚报,还有一份是京华时报,都是大报纸,发行量大了去了!” Zhang Ye also leaned to take a look at one, he also passed by the newsstand a moment ago, but has not actually bought, because thought that noon matter should unable to report in the afternoon, that side the newspaper office ahead of time decided script, without enough time, who thought to leave today, the specific content he has not looked. 张烨也侧头瞅了一眼,他刚才也路过报亭了,不过却没买,因为觉得中午的事情下午应该报导不了,报社那边都是提前定稿子的,来不及,但谁想今天就出了,具体内容他也没看过。 Three younger sister Cao Mengmeng snatches, Shit, the elder brother, you also really became famous, I also think that was a piece of work, originally was your fame so big?” 三妹妹曹萌萌一把抢过来,“我靠,哥,你还真出名了啊,我还以为就是点小打小闹呢,原来你名气这么大了啊?” The relatives 11 transmission newspapers surround, this believes that Zhang Ye had prospects. 亲戚们11传递报纸围观,这才相信张烨是真有出息了。 Grandma Grandfather is very gratified, praised the grandson to have the skill. 姥姥姥爷很欣慰,一个劲儿夸外孙子有本事。 Mother is proud, started to give the son to blow, that was you do not know that Little Ye that called fierce, said that previous time, a poem has saved a human life obstinately, the female university students want to commit suicide, finally listened to my son's poem, immediately does not die, next day family also took the multicolored silk banner to cry the day to shout that mother came my son unit to thank him, said again the Beijing promotion of that fairy tale, looks on is an ordinary story, where to be practical to have is so ordinary, at that time my son one sent «Little Bunnies Be Good», That is the whole nation...... That was Bureau of Education shocks, I looked, had to interpolate the elementary school textbook the possibility, previous time......” 老妈则是一脸骄傲,又开始给儿子吹上了,“那是你们不知道,小烨那叫一个厉害,就说上次吧,一首诗愣是救了一条人命,有一女大学生本来想自杀的,结果听了我儿子的诗,立刻就不死了,第二天全家还拿着锦旗哭天喊娘地来我儿子单位感谢他,再说那个童话故事的京城推广,看着就是一个普通的故事,实际哪里有那么普通啊,当时我儿子一发《小兔子乖乖》,那是举国……那是教育局都震惊了啊,我看以后都有写进小学课本的可能,还有上一次……” A food, listened to Mother to boast. 一顿饭,就听老妈吹嘘了。 Sometimes Zhang Ye listens to blush, the heart said that originally I am so flamboyant!( 张烨有时听着都脸红,心说原来我这么牛逼啊!( …… ……
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