IRAS :: Volume #6

#543: Two


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Next day. 次日。 In the morning. 上午。 Grandma Grandfather. 姥姥姥爷家。 The gate shoves open, Zhang Ye and his parents pushed the door to go, immediately, the person in inside room looked, Grandfather Grandma did not say that three uncles also came two, two aunts were busy at work to prepare food in the kitchen, Zhang Ye three cousins, shouted one to encircle. 门一推开,张烨和他爸妈推门进去了,顿时,里面一屋子的人都看了过来,姥爷姥姥就不说了,三个舅舅也来了两个,两个舅妈在厨房忙活做饭,还有张烨的三个表妹,也呼地一下围了上来。 The big younger sister said with a smile: Elder Brother!” 大妹妹笑道:“哥!” Two younger sister Hee Hee, Congratulations my brother lifts a ban!” 二妹妹嘻嘻哈哈,“恭喜我哥解禁啊!” Heard that your new novel does need to be published?” Three younger sisters hold on the arm of Zhang Ye, said: I book 50 signature books first, turns head I to deliver the schoolmate Teacher!” “听说你新小说要出版了?”三妹妹拉住张烨的胳膊,道:“我先预约50本签名书啊,回头我送同学老师!” The uncle beckons, Little Ye, comes in quickly.” 大舅招手,“小烨,快进来。” The aunt said: Little Ye, Tong Tong also quickly gained admission to the university, you turned head to teach her Mathematics, her Mathematics difference, early knows that had a you such fierce elder brother, we gave back to her to hire any family education, he he.” 二舅妈道:“小烨,彤彤也快考大学了,你回头教教她数学啊,她就数学差,早知道有你这么厉害的一个哥哥,我们还给她请什么家教呀,呵呵。” First makes the child enter the room.” Grandma spoke. “先让孩子进屋。”姥姥发话道。 Zhang Ye does not know that first spoke to whom, can only greet with a smile first, Grandma, Grandfather, uncle, big aunt, uncle......” 张烨都不知道先跟谁说话了,只能笑着先一个个打招呼,“姥姥,姥爷,大舅,大舅妈,二舅……” The whole families sit together chatted. 一家人坐在一起聊起来。 Today this dining together, is Zhang Ye raises, wants to make up one next Spring Festival not in the regret that home celebrates the new year, at that time he was too busy, first goes to the Spring Festival scene, then has an accident the local police station, was thrown the Net Prison department, finally has caught up with forcing out, Crosstalk big game and so on, starting from Spring Festival he has not idled, has been fighting bravely in the work, big new year's celebration has not had meal with the family member together, then this busy matter finished, and there is perfect ending, Zhang Ye wants and family member reunites under one. Said is he treats, asking everybody to eat meal to outside, but Grandma Grandfather has not complied, two old people saved, possibly was the leg and foot is not agile does not want to move, therefore this food at home has eaten, works overtime except for the uncle today has not come, other people arrived. 今天这个聚餐,是张烨提出来的,想补一下春节没在家过年的遗憾,那时候他实在太忙,先是去春晚现场,然后出事进派出所,又被扔到网监部门,最后又赶上了封杀,又相声大赛等等等等,从春节开始他就没闲下来过,一直在工作在奋战,大过年的也没跟家里人一块吃过饭,这下该忙的事都忙完了,并且有了一个完美收官,张烨才想和家人团聚一下。本来说是他请客,请大家到外面吃饭的,不过姥姥姥爷都没答应,两个老人节省惯了,可能也是腿脚不利索了不想动换,于是这顿饭就在家里吃了,除了三舅今天加班没来,其他人都到了。 Little Ye is really good!” The uncle said. 小烨真不错!”大舅道。 The big aunt said to Zhang Ye Mother with a laugh: Elder sister, your son chapter may vie for honor to you.” 大舅妈笑呵呵地对张烨老妈道:“姐,你儿子这回可给你争脸了啊。” The Mother feature is bringing smiling, „, that matter, that matter.” On the mouth said that on the face actually does not know happily. 老妈眉目带着笑,“嗨,就那么回事儿吧,就那么回事儿。”嘴上这么说,脸上却是不知道有多高兴。 Grandma is the affection is holding grandson's hand, sits does not disperse on the sofa, one by one is patting, turns the head also to Zhang Ye the mothers and several uncles said: In the past supported your several, may use my big effort, some childhood stole others grain mischievously, when some went to school daily with person challenge, I worried, finally, did not have one to have the skill, had a look, to have a look at Little Ye, my grandson had prospects!” Under had supplemented, never makes the person worry.” 姥姥更是喜爱地拉着外孙子的手,坐在沙发上不撒开了,一下一下地拍着,转头还对张烨的母亲和几个舅舅道:“当年养活你们几个啊,可费了我大劲了,有的小时候淘气偷人家粮食的,有的上学时天天跟人打架的,我是操碎了心,最后呢,一个个的也都没有一个有本事的,看看,看看小烨,还是我外孙子有出息啊!”顿了下又补充了一句,“从来也不让人操心。” Two younger sisters are speechless, humph, hasn't my brother made the person worry? That time stirs up trouble on weibo everywhere curses at people, I also think that my brother must offend one all celebrities!” 二妹妹无语,“嚯,我哥还不让人操心呐?那次到处在微博上挑事儿骂人,我还以为我哥要把所有名人都得罪一个遍呢!” Several uncles and aunt, as soon as listened to be also happy. 几个舅舅和舅妈一听也乐了。 Grandma stared her one eyes, that is also free from worry compared with you.” 姥姥瞪了她一眼,“那也比你省心。” Grandfather also said that Little Ye, accompanies Grandfather to drink a young wine today.” 姥爷也说了,“小烨啊,今天陪姥爷喝点小酒。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: Ok, does not have the issue.” 张烨笑道:“行嘞,没问题。” The uncle said curiously: Was right, now did Little Ye calculate several?” 大舅好奇道:“对了,现在小烨算几线了啊?” The big aunt thinks that said: Before just C-list of promote do I remember?” 大舅妈想了想,道:“之前刚晋的三线吧我记得?” That is the old almanac.” Three younger sisters smile, to pay attention to the Celebrity appraisal rank of Zhang Ye obviously very much, I just looked this morning, my brother immediately if B-list Star, although now C-list, but actually arranges fourth in C-list, on again the words of 34 positions changed B-list!” “那都是老黄历啦。”三妹妹嘿嘿一笑,显然是很关注张烨明星评估排名的,“我今天早上刚看的,我哥马上都要是二线明星了,现在虽然还是三线,但却排在三线里的第四名,再上34个名次的话就变二线了!” Zhang Ye talked about with interest: „Are you very clear? I have not paid attention.” 张烨乐道:“你还挺清楚啊?我都没注意呢。” The uncle said surprisedly: popularity rises is so quick?” 大舅惊奇道:“人气涨的这么快啊?” That was natural.” The big younger sister said to the one's own father: Only is 3rd Rank Crosstalk live broadcast and this time Mathematical Conjecture of that Crosstalk big game, can make my brother's rise from C-list to C-list top, that is one of the world most difficult Mathematical Conjecture, you said that popularity can little result.” “那当然了。”大妹妹对自己父亲道:“光是那次相声大赛的三段相声直播和这次的数学猜想,就能让我哥从三线末尾升到三线顶尖了,那可是世界最难的数学猜想之一啊,你说人气能少得了么。” Three younger sister Hee Hee Ha Ha said: Right right, couple days ago just began school, Mathematics Teacher of our school several grades, know after my brother is Zhang Ye, called me, the team leaders of Mathematics group also with me inquired that my brother's situation, wants to make me give to recommend, specially admired to my brother, on our class Mathematics Teacher Mathematics class time also has said that said that my brother Republic Mathematics raised to us air/Qi!” 三妹妹嘻嘻哈哈道:“对啊对啊,前几天刚开学的时候,我们学校好几个年级的数学老师,知道我哥是张烨以后,都把我叫过去了,数学组的组长还跟我打听我哥的情况呢,想让我给引荐一下,都对我哥特别佩服,我们班数学老师数学课的时候也说过呢,说我哥给咱们共和国数学界提气了!” The aunt looks to side, elder sister, you and on brother-in-law also television.” 二舅妈看向旁边,“姐,你和姐夫这回也上电视了啊。” Mother regrets saying: I just took an afternoon nap to awake with your brother-in-law that little while, but also puts on pajamas, has not combed the hair, early knows that had the reporter to come me to dress up.” 老妈后悔道:“我跟你姐夫那会儿刚睡午觉醒了,还穿着睡衣呢,也没梳头发,早知道有记者来我就打扮打扮了啊。” Father shakes the head saying: How old person, dresses up also this.” 老爸摇头道:“都多大岁数的人了,打扮不打扮也都这样了。” Mother gets angry with Father, you said anything!” 老妈老爸翻脸,“你说什么!” That interviewed me to look at several, the elder sister, your image was good.” The big aunt mediates, looks takes a good photo specially.” “那采访我看了好几遍呢,还可以,姐,你形象挺好的。”大舅妈打圆场,“看着特别上镜。” C-list. 三线 Ranks fourth. 排名第四。 Rises dramatically regarding one's own the fame, Zhang Ye can say that has not thought that has really surpassed his anticipated, must know that originally in the past few days, he is also only just in the C-list Star rating listed the person who set the base, was first from the bottom second from the bottom, but passed through the Crosstalk big game was held hotly, his fame has entered into the C-list middle reaches suddenly, after this explaining Mathematical Conjecture, he leapt C-list to be top, left shortly once the year ago when set entered into the B-list Star goal, only then one pace, this rather popularity rose dramatically too quick some, especially Mathematical Conjecture took to him. The fame, simply was huge to going against heaven's will! 对于自己的这次名气飙升,张烨可以说也没有想到,实在超出了他的预期,要知道本来在前些天的时候,他还只是个刚刚在三线明星评级列表里垫底的主儿啊,就是倒数第一倒数第二,可是经过了相声大赛的被热捧,他名气猛然迈入了三线中游,又经过这回的破解数学猜想,他更是一跃到了三线顶尖,眼看离曾经年前时定下的迈入二线明星的目标只有一步之遥了,这未免人气飙升的太快了一些,尤其数学猜想带给他。的名气,简直是庞大到逆天了! From C-list to middle reaches? 三线末尾到中游? With from the C-list middle reaches to front row? 和从三线中游到前列? These two seem same, in fact is actually not a concept, popularity that needs is not a magnitude! 这俩看上去一样,实际上却不是一个概念的,需要的人气不是一个量级的! Because in C-list entertainer quite high Celebrity level, the disparity between ranks, is upward is bigger, lifts not to calculate that the appropriate example, for example Celebrity of C-list this level has 100 people, the 100 th overall assessment is 1 point, the 50 th overall assessment is 200 points, then the tenth overall assessment possibly is 1000 points, ninth is 1100 points, the disparity is possibly different! 因为在三线艺人这个比较高的明星层次上,排名之间的差距,是越往上越大的,举个不算恰当的例子吧,比如三线这个层级的明星有100人,第100名的综合评估是1分,第50名的综合评估是200分,那么第十名的综合评估可能就是1000分,第九名可能是1100分,差距不一样! popularity that therefore Crosstalk brings, let Zhang Ye from C-list last to the C-list middle reaches, the synthesis popularity value that this grew if supplemented exactly the same coming in again, Zhang Ye also again upward will possibly go forward several positions, but not direct wind to fourth. Therefore looked came out, this time explained Mathematical Conjecture to popularity that Zhang Ye brought, obviously was many times of Crosstalk big game! 所以相声带来的人气,让张烨三线最后一名到了三线中游,这份增长出来的综合人气数值如果再追加一份一模一样的进来,张烨很可能也就会再往上前进几个名次,而不会直接飙到第四名。于是就看得出来了,这次破解数学猜想张烨带来的人气,显然是相声大赛的很多倍! Inconceivable! 不可思议! And pays attention to the Entertainment Circle common people to all Entertainment Circle public figures, the popularity growth of Zhang Ye, can describe with inconceivable really! 对所有娱乐圈人士和关注娱乐圈的老百姓来说,张烨人气增长,真的可以用不可思议来形容! What does Zhang Ye have? 张烨有什么? Appearance? He does not have! 长相?他没有! Qualifications? He makes a debut is less than one year! 资历?他才出道不到一年! Work? One has not been mainstream! 作品?没有一个是主流的! To Entertainment Circle A-list B-list this level, how many Celebrity there are to close right up against Host program to come up? Almost does not have, to break off the finger also to discover such 34, how many Celebrity there are to close right up against writes the novel to come up? Does not have! Even Director, Crosstalk actor, Calligraphy, drawing, Writer, writing words composer, almost will not see their shadows in a B-list level! Why? Because of not mainstream, because the populace pay attention many, due to the work Attribute reason, is the actor and Singer most mainstream, was paid attention in a big way, is easiest to obtain popularity, is easiest to stand a B-list stage, takes the Celebrity entertainer to appraise the rank to look from top to bottom, front basically is singing and makes a movie, some people also act in a play, when Singer! 到了娱乐圈一线二线这个层级,有几个明星是靠着主持节目上去的?几乎没有,掰着指头也就能找出那么34个,有几个明星是靠着写小说上去的?一个都没有!甚至导演,相声演员,书法家,绘画家,文学家,作词作曲人,也几乎不会在一二线层级上看到他们的影子!为何?就是因为不主流,因为大众关注最多的,也是由于工作属性的原因,还是影视演员和歌手主流,受关注最大,也是最容易获得人气的,最容易站上一二线舞台的,拿着明星艺人评估排名从上往下看一看,前面基本都是唱歌的和拍戏的,有的人还又演戏又当歌手 But Zhang Ye? 可是张烨呢? Composes a poem to write the article? Used to curse at people! 写诗写文?都是用来骂人的! Talkshow? Before everybody does not know that this is any thing! 脱口秀?以前大家都不知道这是什么东西! Spoke the three countries to say the red chamber? Many people link four big famous work to be possible not to look! 讲三国说红楼?很多人连四大名著可都没有看过! World Mathematical Conjecture? Is multiplied by having plenty of such people that two figure multiplications both cannot reckon up including two figures, this is one arid cannot the arid discipline! 世界数学猜想?连两位数乘以两位数乘法都算不清楚的大有人在,这是一个枯燥的不能再枯燥的学科! But these, are the Zhang Ye work and achievement. 而这些,就是张烨的作品和成就。 Looks fiercely, far more than right and wrong mainstream, this your mother simply is extraordinary! 猛地一看,何止是非主流啊,这你妈简直是奇葩啊! May, so an appearance a little be ordinary, work non- mainstream to have not been able the non- mainstream fellow, to go against heaven's will again unexpectedly on, makes a debut less than one year of new person status by one, has put out a hand to move the B-list Star rating line unexpectedly faintly, before being many, does not understand Mathematics, not to listen to Crosstalk and large character not to know and even not know that what is the Talkshow person, unexpectedly animatedly looked, paid attention to Zhang Ye, will like on these them not looking thing that absolutely will not listen, this without doubt was by the person with amazement.! 可偏偏,就这么一个长相有点普通,一部部作品都非主流到了不能再非主流的家伙,居然逆天而上,以一个出道才不到一年的新人身份,竟已经伸手隐隐触碰到了二线明星的评级线,很多之前不懂数学、不听相声、大字不识、甚至不知道什么叫脱口秀的人,也都竟然津津乐道地看了起来,关注到了张烨,喜欢上了那些原先他们绝对不会去看也不会去听的东西,这无疑是让人骇然。的! Everybody likes Music, you sang the song, making others like your Music, this was not most difficult. 大家都喜欢音乐,你把歌曲唱好,让人家喜欢你的音乐,这不是最难的。 Everybody does not like reading the poem, does not know Talkshow, repugnant Mathematics, you can actually attract these people the thing that by strength of the likes on these them not being impossible to like, this is most difficult! 大家都不喜欢读诗,不知道脱口秀,讨厌数学,你却能以一己之力吸引来这些人喜欢上这些他们本不可能喜欢的东西,这才是最难的! Zhang Ye achieved! 张烨做到了! Zhang Ye the time explodes red, millions of common people and colleagues in the attention, after many people have looked at the rank, infinitely sighs with emotion! 张烨的这次爆红,千千万万的老百姓和圈内人士都是在关注的,好多人看过排名后,都无限感慨! The extraordinary person does the extraordinary matter! 奇葩人做奇葩事啊! But Zhang Ye has today's huge popularity and achievement, actually also really deserves, no one can pick up the problem! Everyone must be convinced! 可是张烨有今天的庞大人气和成就,却还真是当之无愧的,谁也挑不出毛病!谁也都得服气! Why? 为什么? The matter that because Zhang Ye can achieve, in Entertainment Circle looks, proceeds to back up for dozens years to look again, nobody can achieve! 因为张烨能做到的事,娱乐圈里上上下下找,往前再倒退几十年去找,也没有一个人可以做到!
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