( ( In the afternoon. 下午。 On the street is very cold, but traces of spring also came. 街上很冷,但春意也来了些。 Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai they sets the live broadcast scene to leave from CCTV ll of piece of chaos, take a stroll walk in the yard, mood extraordinary good. 张烨和姚建才俩人从一片大乱的央视ll套直播现场离开,溜溜达达地走在大院里,心情都出奇的好。 Also behind, some people walk one after another. 后面,也有人陆续走出来。 A player said: „Really bad luck” 一选手道:“真倒霉” A Crosstalk new humanity: „How noisily became this?” 一相声新人道:“怎么闹成这样了？” Outside, smokes the smudge before the courtyard several second round eliminated player sees that felt strange, asked: „Well, Old Wang Old Sun, Teacher Chen, did you come out? Weren't you promoted? Should perform to you quickly? In walked?” 外头,一个在院子里抽闷烟的几个之前第二轮被淘汰的选手见状,不禁奇怪极了,问道:“咦,老王老孙,陈老师,你们怎么都出来了？你们不是晋级了吗？应该快到你们表演了吧？于嘛都走了？” A humanity: „Hi, not to mention.” 一人道:“嗨,别提了。” Has the middle-aged Crosstalk actor saying: „Haven't you known? live broadcast stopped, the competition stopped, ended, SARFT stopped to this year's big game” 有个中年相声演员道:“你们还不知道呢啊？直播停了,比赛停了,都完了,广电给今年的大赛叫停了” That several eliminate the player to say astonished: „What? How can” 那几个淘汰选手惊愕道:“什么？怎么会啊” Youth Crosstalk players are about to have cried, „is also not that Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai disturbs to make CCTV ll wraps times to make a mistake, times give them live broadcast, above this was enraged, finally has gotten down the cruel methods, in view of Zhang Ye their, linked us also to give in taking along finally, greatly damaged including CCTV and Crosstalk this also face countenance, we were saying that this Zhang Ye was really the comet, who stained him who was bad luck, how long everybody for this time big game has prepared, this was booing, entire has malingered” 一青年相声选手都快哭了,“还不是那个张烨姚建才过来捣乱弄出来的么央视ll套一次次出错,一次次给他们直播,上面这是被激怒了,结果下了狠手,本来是针对张烨俩人的,结果连我们也给捎带上了,连央视和相声界这回也颜面大损,我们都在说呢,这个张烨果然是扫把星啊,谁沾上他谁倒霉,大家伙儿为了这次大赛准备了多久呢,这倒好,全泡汤了” The players dejectedly walked, suddenly, saw front Zhang Ye they, immediately, everybody complexion changes, hid the god of plague same to go round them to hurry the yard. These people initially had resisted Zhang Ye with online outgoing message they, even some people also send anything to denounce the book, makes that to call ominous with Crosstalk together, however at this moment, on their faces could not see initially these were in high spirits, on the back is having a dingy flavor, this time to denouncing of Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai, thorough that very they defeat 选手们都垂头丧气地走了,忽然,看到了前面的张烨俩人,顿时,大家都脸色微变,躲瘟神一样绕开他们赶紧出了大院。这些人当初跟网上都发文抵制过张烨他们,甚至有人还发过什么声讨书,跟相声界一块闹得那叫一个凶,然而此刻,他们脸上已经看不到了当初那些神采飞扬,背影上都带着一股灰溜溜的味道,这次对张烨姚建才的声讨,他们败的很彻底 The advantage does not have 利没有 The name has not resulted in 名也没得 Also has annoyed a show? You said that this called any matter 还惹了一身骚？你说这叫什么事啊 mainstream Crosstalk artist and person of Crosstalk who Association acrobatics association behind successively leaves again, surface sink like the water, every year Crosstalk big game they are the cooperation side and organizer, this time stopping broadcasting, is quite big to the prestigious attack of their Crosstalk Acrobatics 再后面陆续离开的主流相声艺术家和相声协会曲艺协会的人,也一个个面沉如水,每年的相声大赛他们都是合作方和主办方,这次的停播,对他们相声界曲艺界的威信打击相当大 „Went too far” “太过分了” „This surnamed Zhang” “这个姓张的” „He is smelly - class” “他就是个臭－流” The innumerable Crosstalk actors were scolding Zhang Ye. 无数个相声演员都在骂张烨。 At this moment, Zhang Ye and Crosstalk Acrobatics separates from each other thoroughly 这一刻,张烨和相声界曲艺界彻底分道扬镳 On road. 路上。 Zhang Ye drives, hits the rhythm on the steering wheel to Old Yao adeptly, Yao Jiancai sings the Peking opera in the copilot place, yi, the interest is extremely high. 张烨开车,拿手在方向盘上给老姚打节奏,姚建才则在副驾驶座上唱京剧,咿啊呜诶的,兴致极高。 End, Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Do you go home?” 末了,张烨笑道:“你回家？” Yao Jiancai does not sing, „went home, for these days was exhausted, must rest a supreme enlightenment well.” 姚建才不唱了,“回家,这几天累坏了,得好好睡一大觉。” „I deliver you to go back first.” Zhang Ye asked: „Tomorrow starts you to plan that in goes?” “那我先送你回去。”张烨问道:“明天开始你打算于嘛去？” Yao Jiancai lets go saying: „Also can, gag order, Crosstalk unable saying that this chapter of anything was inadequate, rests with the family|home, conserves strength, happen to accompanies your sister-in-law, avoid she always talked on endlessly I unable to make a movie all day the family|home, this chapter, he wants to make me make a movie I unable to pat.” 姚建才摊手道:“还能于嘛啊,封杀令还在呢,相声也说不了了,这回什么都于不成了,跟家休息吧,养精蓄锐,正好陪陪你嫂子,省得她老叨唠我整天拍戏不着家,这回啊,他想让我拍戏我都拍不了喽。” Zhang Ye said: „That is also good.” 张烨道:“那也不错。” During the Old Yao words is very optimistic, was today's Crosstalk truly says him crisply, in addition program stopped broadcasting the Crosstalk face countenance to drop sharply, making him also very cheerful, this may be he and Zhang Ye the matter that united efforts to do, „held the brother your luck, the brother I to look a moment ago, popularity rose sharply, I have shot several 20 drama series, 67 movies, popularity have not risen such quickly, turned head to rest to suffice my contact business to develop, that side the company person said a moment ago that some people have wanted to contact with me, the tailor the wedding anything, bid also. High, what kind of? Are you interested? If you meet the business to develop, they give are definitely more, our same place?” 老姚话语间还挺乐观,也是今天的相声确实把他说爽了,加之节目停播相声界颜面大跌,让他也十分乐呵,这可都是他和张烨协力搞出来的事儿,“托老弟你的福,老哥我刚才看了看,人气大涨啊,我拍了十几20部电视剧,67部电影,人气从没涨得这么快过,回头休息够了我就接点商演,刚才公司那边的人说,已经有人想联系我了,剪裁啊婚礼啊什么的,出价也很。高,怎么样？你有没有兴趣？你要是接商演的话,他们给的肯定更多,咱俩一块？” Zhang Ye waves the hand, „I do not meet the business to develop.” 张烨摇手,“我不接商演。” „Real false?” Yao Jiancai asked. “真的假的？”姚建才问道。 Zhang Ye said with a laugh: „That can also have the vacation, my manager does not have.” 张烨笑呵呵道:“那还能有假啊,我连经纪人都没有。” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Early listened to the circle the person saying that you never met the business to develop, these people want to contact with you not to relate, did I start not to be serious, am gathering real? The brother I do not have you to pursue that high, I gained richly can keep a family on the line.” The roadside coffee shop entrance had longleg beautiful woman, the Yao Jiancai eyeball moves to look at for quite a while, the vehicle has driven past, he turned head, „did that you prepare in?” 姚建才笑道:“早听圈里人说你从不接商演,那些人想联系你都联系不到,我开始还没当回事儿,合着是真的啊？老哥我可没你追求那么高,我是有钱赚能养家糊口就行了。”路边咖啡店门口有个长腿美女,姚建才眼球挪过去看了半天,车子开过去了,他才回头,“那你准备于嘛？” But Zhang Ye said: „Does not know, in the family|home is staying.” 张烨无奈道:“不知道,家里呆着吧。” Crosstalk this ticket, Zhang Ye draws Yao Jiancai to do the sound very much to be big, although has not won the champion, but has also far exceeded anticipated before Zhang Ye, how should walk as for the next road, Zhang Ye has not thought really how he keeps thinking to be able gag order making now, has this gadget, Zhang Ye cannot walk in Entertainment Circle, reduces five times of difficulty dice also three -and-a-half days surplus affects time, while this opportunity wants a wheel track, otherwise had reduced difficulty function time, wants to stand up from failure on was more difficult. 相声这一票,张烨拉着姚建才搞得动静很大,虽说没拿到冠军,但也远远超出了张烨之前的预期,至于下一条路该怎么走,张烨还真没想好,他现在就惦记着怎么能把封杀令给弄下去,有这玩意儿在,张烨在娱乐圈里根本是走不下去的,降低五倍难度的色子还有三天半的剩余作用时间,得趁着这个机会想个辙啊,不然过了降低难度的作用时间,想翻身就更难了。 Delivers to the District entrance to Old Yao, Zhang Ye one dozen of steering wheels, aimlessly opens on the road, which also has not thought to be good, wanders around with the urban district. 给老姚送到小区门口,张烨一打方向盘,漫无目的地开回在路上,也没想好去哪儿呢,就跟市区里瞎转悠。 Right, cell phone forgot. 对了,手机忘开了。 cell phone opens, the telephone unceasingly resounds. 手机一打开,电话就不断响起。 „Son.” “儿子。” „Mother.” “妈。” „How was big game stopped?” “大赛怎么被叫停了？” „He He, I do not know.” “呵呵,我也不知道。” „Stopped well, you on, they do not clip on” “停了好,你不上,他们也别上” „Little Zhang.” “小张。” „Oh, Old Leader.” “嗳,老领导。” „You may be really good, well a national Crosstalk Sketch big game, making you give to mix randomly has become pot gruel, you did not have a peaceful time, he he.” “你可真行,好好一个全国相声小品大赛,让你给搅和得乱成了一锅粥,你就没有个安生的时候啊,呵呵。” „It is not I annoys them, my anything person you have not known that I never stir up trouble.” “可不是我惹他们,我什么人您还不知道呀,我从来不惹事儿。” „Ha Ha, you resulted in you” “哈哈,你得了吧你” „Zhang Ye.” “张烨。” „Old Tian, did you also go to the scene? I saw you.” “老田,你也去现场了吧？我看见你了。” „Hou, your look suffices the point, I looked, god who too your this Crosstalk said that listened with the scene especially, heard me is the bloodlines spurts to open doubles with laughter, Hahahaha was your fierce that helps Crosstalk person estimate this chapter be mad has cried, making you scold for two days not saying that the annual Crosstalk big game also gave to stop broadcasting, these Crosstalk actors also popularity to fall suddenly, compensate the madame to fold the soldier your this to open mouth, truly was one in Entertainment Circle certainly, really can scold the live person dies, scolded after the deceased person lives them, supposed does not dare easily. Annoyed you.” “嚯,那你眼神够尖的,我都看了,你这相声说的太神了,尤其跟现场听,听得我是血脉喷张前仰后合,哈哈哈哈还是你厉害那帮相声界的人估计这回得气哭了,让你连骂了两天不说,一年一度的相声大赛也给停播了,那些相声演员也一个个人气暴跌,赔了夫人又折兵啊你这张嘴啊,确实是娱乐圈里的一绝,真是能把活人骂死,把死人骂活他们以后估摸都不敢轻易。惹你了。” The friend telephone is unceasing. 朋友电话不断。 Also some people send in the short note to congratulate, Congratulations Zhang Ye can also break through under the big background of forcing out encircles tightly the popularity violent to increase kills the square group to extinguish the Crosstalk big game and so on. 还有人发来短信道贺,恭喜张烨在封杀的大背景下还能突破重围人气暴增大杀四方团灭相声大赛等等等等。 Zhang Ye replied one by one, has spent good long while time. 张烨挨个回复,花了好半天时间。 When, only the remaining last information did not have, was not the cell phone short note, but was the message of cell phone chat communications tool, he fixed the eyes on looked that was net ID „Water Lotus Moon” sends , was also Peking University Vice-President Comrade Wu Zeqing waistcoat, for a long time has not chatted with her online. 不多会儿,只剩下最后一条信息没回了,不是手机短信,而是手机聊天通信工具的留言,他定睛一看,是网名“水莲月”发来的,也就是北大副校长吴则卿同志的马甲,好久没和她在网上聊天了。 Water Lotus Moon: The sound is very big. 水莲月:动静挺大啊。 Zhang Ye reply: I talked nonsense. 张烨回复:我就是瞎说。 Approximately several seconds later, drops the drop, that side returned to the news: Talked nonsense can also saying stops national reception first program? 大约过了几秒钟,滴滴,那边就回消息了:瞎说还能把一个全国收视第一的节目给说停了？ Zhang Ye stops in the roadside, the typing said: Does not have idea, their this was bullies on me, did anything to force out to me, I can only break through, which arrive calculate. 张烨停车在路边,打字道:没辙啊,他们这是欺负到我头上了,又给我搞什么封杀,我只能一路突围,走到哪儿算哪儿呗。 Water Lotus Moon: Good that said that I listened, had not seen that you will also say Crosstalk. 水莲月:说的挺好,我听了,没看出你还会说相声。 Zhang Ye: That is also useless, the competition did not have, I also can only treat with the family|home, big sister, sought the comfort. 张烨:那也没用啊,比赛没了,我也只能跟家待着了,大姐,求安慰。 Water Lotus Moon: He He, comforts? 水莲月:呵呵,怎么安慰？ Zhang Ye: Did I ask a picture? 张烨:咳咳,我求张照片行吗？ Water Lotus Moon: What picture wants? 水莲月:哦,要什么照片？ Zhang Ye blinks, has not said to light, the transmission said: Anything is good, casual. 张烨眨眨眼,没好说要光着的,就发送道:什么都行,随便。 Usually in front of Dean Wu, the honorable person met, Zhang Ye that does not dare, the officer prestige too to be hurriedly big, but with online spoke with Water Lotus Moon, Zhang Ye expression on optional many, naturally, even if were again at will, Zhang Ye was also emboldens actually, does not dare extremely. 平时在吴校长面前,真人见了面,张烨那是不怎么敢造次的,官威太大,但是跟网上与水莲月说话,张烨语气就随意的多,当然了,就算是再随意,张烨其实也是壮着胆子呢,也不敢太过。 That side did not have the sound. 那边没动静了。 Probably a half minute passes by, a news window drop drop sound. 大概半分钟过去,消息窗口滴滴一响。 Zhang Ye hurries to anticipate that takes to look, a picture is transmitting, transmits successfully, brushes, the picture opened on the cell phone screen, that was a pretty scenery line, it is estimated that was the cell phone photography, scene in the position of shoulder, illuminated toward below neckband, under the coffee knitting loose woolen sweater, the neckband was curling upwards slightly, a deep breast - ditch was pushed in inside, the chest - a unit white and shiny piece, special glaring. 张烨赶紧期待地拿起来一看,一张图片正在传输,传送成功,刷,图片打开在了手机屏幕上,那是一道靓丽的风景线,估计是手机拍摄的,镜头在肩膀的位置,是朝下面领口里照的,咖啡色的针织宽松毛衣下面,领口微微翘着,一条深深的乳－沟被挤在了里头,胸－部白花花的一片,特别晃眼。 If makes Zhang Ye appraise the chest of Sister Wu in three evaluations, definitely is: 如果让张烨用三个评语来评价吴姐的胸,肯定是: Big 大 Greatly 太大 Too big 太大了 Although was not first time watches the Wu Zeqing picture, when that time helped she photographed the honorable person real meat see, after may see once more, Zhang Ye startled was a beauty, has not seen has been so big, um, but also was white, instead was in the Zhang Ye eye that is various soul-stirring 虽然不是第一次看吴则卿的照片了,甚至那次帮她拍照时真人真肉都瞅见过了,可再次看到后,张烨还是惊为天人,没见过这么大的,嗯,还白,反正在张烨眼中那是各种惊心动魄 In the picture can also see a slipper on woman left leg, front also has not revealed all the cutting board in scene together, has a kitchen knife, has to cut the good fresh mushroom with the spareribs. 照片里还能看到女人左脚上的一双拖鞋,前面还有一块没露全在镜头里的案板,有个菜刀,有切好的鲜蘑菇跟排骨。 Zhang Ye has swallowed a spit, transmission: beautiful 张烨咽了口吐沫,发送:美 Water Lotus Moon has sent a smiling face: Thanks. 水莲月发了个笑脸:谢谢。 Zhang Ye: Do you prepare food? At home? 张烨:您做饭呢？在家呢？ Water Lotus Moon: Um, this meals and snacks, have you eaten? 水莲月:嗯,该饭点儿了,你吃了吗？ Zhang Ye: Does not have, I just came out from CCTV. 张烨:没呢,我刚从央视出来。 Water Lotus Moon: That is just appropriate, eats, my one's own eats does not have the meaning. 水莲月:那正合适,过来吃吧,我自己吃也没意思。 Zhang Ye said: Appropriate? 张烨呃道:合适吗？ Water Lotus Moon: He He, with the big sister not anything hospitable air/Qi. 水莲月:呵呵,跟大姐没什么好客气的。 Zhang Ye said immediately: I am respectful might as well obey orders, immediately. 张烨当即道:那我就恭敬不如从命啦,马上到。 Water Lotus Moon: Um, does not worry. 水莲月:嗯,不着急。 Put down cell phone, Zhang Ye has attracted two tones on the depth, watched the picture that eye that she has sent, at once already the point of no return, impatiently drove to speed along to the Taoran Pavilion direction. 放下手机,张烨就深吸了两口气,又看了眼那张她发来的照片,旋即早已箭在弦上,迫不及待地开车飞驰向陶然亭的方向。 This time, should a little traffic jams, urban district inside traffic light is also intensive, but 80% are the functions of Difficulty Adjustment Dice, Zhang Ye has not trafficked jams all the way unexpectedly, not only has not stopped up, from his there to the Taoran Pavilion park east gate altogether 15-16 traffic lights, unexpectedly is the green light 这个时间,本来应该有点堵车的,市区里面红绿灯也非常密集,但是八成是难度调整色子的作用,一路上张烨竟然没堵车,不但一点没堵,从他那里到陶然亭公园东门总共有十五六个红绿灯,竟全是绿灯 Opening access 畅通无阻 The difficulty adjustment was too obvious 难度调整太明显了 The vehicle is about to have arrived at time, Zhang Ye thinks suddenly a matter, how forces out solves, he has not known, has not started, in Difficulty Adjustment Dice also has continues time these three -and-a-half days, in the Zhang Ye basic Undefeatable unimpeded three -and-a-half days, one's own can actually do the matter that some can control, for example some before were impossible the matter that completed and achieves, for example...... Falls down Sister Wu? 车子快开到了的时候,张烨忽然想到一件事,封杀怎么解决,他还不知道,也没有入手点,但是在难度调整色子还有持续时间的这三天半里,在张烨基本无敌无阻的三天半里,自己却可以做一些能够控制的事儿啊,比如一些以前根本不可能完成和达到的事儿,比如……扑倒吴姐？