«Sleepwalk Day Grandmother Recited Does not remain»! 《梦游天姥吟留别》！ This is a Zhang Ye that Earth famous poet Li Bai's ancient verse poetry about immortals, he does not have to write the original text completely, because involves this world possibly no characters, therefore Zhang Ye is the main paragraph of interception, this poem before Zhang Ye these prose that takes compare, is obviously obscurer, does not have a Literature accomplishment, not a person of prose story, is not quite easy to understand! 这是张烨那个地球著名诗人李白的一篇古诗体游仙诗,他没有全部写出原文,因为涉及到一些这个世界可能没有的人物,所以张烨是截取的主要段落,这首诗跟张烨以前拿出来的那些诗文比起来,明显更加晦涩一些,没有一点文学素养、没有一点诗文阅历的人,是不太容易理解的！ The poem sent! 诗发出来了！ Many people have not understood! 好多人没看懂！ Many people are realizing from experience character by character! 好多人正在一个字一个字地体悟！ Some Literature accomplishment quite high people, then has understood, is shaking stares dumbfounded by the Zhang Ye prose! 还有一些文学素养比较高的人,则一眼就看懂了,均是再一次被张烨的诗文给震得瞠目结舌！ You lift the pen to write really! 你真是抬笔就能写啊！ Moreover casual writes to write such to have the prose of character? That type of ancient verse? Poetry about immortals that is almost very difficult to see? Have you hit the chicken blood? 而且随便一写都能写出这么有风骨的诗文来？还是那种古诗体？几乎很难见到的游仙诗？你丫打了鸡血了吧？ This poem has produced repercussion immediately! 这首诗登时引发了震动！ Has an authentication is the manager of some commercial and trade company: „Good poetry about immortals!” 有个认证是某商贸公司的老总:“好一首游仙诗啊！” The weibo authentication account number of woman of letters makes a debut newly spoke, „good to make me not probably the happy face! The Zhang Ye literary talent, I was asked for advice today, felt ashamed of one's inferiority!” 一个新出道的女作家的微博认证账号说话了,“好一个使我不得开心颜！张烨的文采,我今天算是领教了,自愧不如！” „What meaning?” “到底什么意思啊？” „Is this poem very flamboyant?” “这首诗很牛逼吗？” „Who translates the translation, cannot understand really!” “谁来翻译翻译呀,真看不懂呀！” „Cries, kneels to ask the translator, wore anxious! Regrets the language quite easy to learn not! Cannot understand including the poem of my idol! However I understood the last few words!” “哭,跪求翻译啊,着急死了啊！后悔语文没有好好学！连我偶像的诗都看不懂！不过我看懂最后一句话了！” „Ha Ha, that I also understood! Competitive!” “哈哈,那句我也看懂了！霸气十足啊！” „Is far more than aggressive! That is the Teacher Zhang Ye arrogance and character!” “何止是霸气啊！那是张烨老师的傲气和风骨！” At that moment, had Expert to give the translation of entire poem immediately, some code word and illustrations, has displayed, making everybody look understands! 当下,有高人立即给出了全诗的译文,有些暗语和注解,也都一个一个地罗列了出来,让大家一看就明白了！ „Heavens/Days!” “天啊！” „This poem was good!” “这诗太棒了！” „fucking awesome! Likes such Zhang Ye! Dares saying that dares to do to dare to scold dares to hit!” “牛-逼！就喜欢这样的张烨啊！敢说敢做敢骂敢打！” „Before read misdeeds entertainer list, I know that Zhang Ye this person, before had not read his work, now looked at this poem, I discovered that this person is very fierce, is very likable, Hee Hee, fans group also hiring not? Also calculates my one! I most like loving Celebrity of noisy matter!” “之前看了劣迹艺人名单,我才知道张烨这个人的,以前都没看过他的作品,现在看了他这首诗,我发现这个人很厉害啊,很招人喜欢啊,嘻嘻,粉丝团还招人不？也算我一个！我最喜欢爱闹事儿的明星啦！” These have been black Zhang Ye the person, then the complexion was not quite attractive, no one has expected after yesterday's Zhang Ye fired off, today unexpectedly came an artillery! 那些一直黑张烨的人,则都脸色不太好看了,谁也没料到继昨天张烨开炮以后,今天居然又来了一炮！ Anything that finally that said! 最后那句说的什么啊！ How can one to destroy the eyebrow bowing matter powerful official? Makes me not probably the happy face? 安能摧眉折腰事权贵？使我不得开心颜？ Right now, has looked at prose translation these, even if did not like the Zhang Ye people immediately a little „full of admiration”, Shit! You dare to speak really you! Do you also dislike the matter that you annoy to be not very big? 这下子,看过诗文翻译的那些即便是不喜欢张烨的人都顿时有点“五体投地”了,我靠啊！你是真敢说话啊你！你这是还嫌你惹来的事情不够大吗？ Words that prose expressed that was too arrogant! 诗文里表达的话,实在太傲了！ Wants me to lower the head? 要我低头？ Wants me to drift with the current? 要我随波逐流？ Wants me to act servilely? 要我卑躬屈膝？ Sorry! Is impossible! 对不起！不可能！ Why? Because my his mother is unhappy! 为什么？因为我他妈不开心！ ...... …… In family|home. 家里。 After Zhang Ye round, one's own looked, slight bow , very satisfactory this poem, he feared that the matter is big? He did not certainly fear that early has sufficed matter to present in a big way, early has forced out to Zhang Ye, this already was the worst result, but where can also go bad to goes? Therefore this male servant does not fear the matter to be big, feared that the matter is not big! Don't you make me feel better? Ok, everybody do not want to feel better! 张烨发完后自己又重新看了一遍,微微点头,也很满意这首诗,他怕事儿大吗？他当然不怕啊,事情到了现在早都已经够大了,早都已经给张烨封杀了,这已然是最坏的结果,还能坏到哪里去？所以这厮不怕事儿大,就怕事儿不大！你们不让我好过？行,那大家都别想好过！ Does other my uncertain line. 干别的我不一定行。 Does the proper matter I to be not necessarily good. 干正经事我不一定好。 However compared with noisy matter? I said that the second nobody dares to say first! 但是比闹事儿？我说第二没人敢说第一！ The Zhang Ye temperament has also come up, this temperament is not angry, instead is one type to the struggle yearns with thickly excitedly, this male servant came the interest! And once started , it can hardly stop! 张烨脾气也上来了,这个脾气并不是愤怒的,反而是一种对斗争的浓浓向往和兴奋,这厮来兴致了！而且一发不可收拾！ ...... …… Online. 网上。 On chat software. 聊天软件上。 Many people have reached an agreement generally, after seeing Zhang Ye that poem, many people signed to change unexpectedly personally „how can one have destroyed the eyebrow bowing matter powerful official, making me not probably happy face”! 很多人都商量好了一般,在看到张烨那首诗后,竟然有不少人把个人签名改成了“安能摧眉折腰事权贵,使我不得开心颜”！ This poem was hot! 这首诗火了！ time repeater are innumerable! 一时间转发者无数！ Although various flash news media have limited to the report of Zhang Ye, but this forcing out also has the degree, was impossible to put out a hand to take Zhang Ye Weibo also to give to seal, so long as because his Weibo was not a suspect of the criminal case, that impossible to be sealed, what forced out to refer to was forcing out on terminal, will not link Zhang Ye also completely to eliminate as the individual right of citizen, except for judicial mechanism, everyone not this right! 各大新闻媒体虽然限制了对张烨的报导,但是这种封杀也是有程度的,不可能伸手到能把张烨的微薄也给封了,因为只要他微薄不涉嫌违法犯罪,那就不可能被封,封杀指的是终端上的封杀,不会连张烨作为公民的个人权利也全部剥夺了,除了司法机关,谁也没有这个权利！ Therefore above is putting up the blade, this poem also as before runs amuck to wreak havoc on weibo, the innumerable common people saw, the innumerable commentary sounds resound one after another! 所以就算上面架着刀,这首诗也依旧在微博上横行肆虐,无数个老百姓都看到了,无数个评论声接连响起！ Thump! 咚！ Thump! 咚！ When zero o'clock sound has sounded the moment, the people no one need to discuss that entire has flushed away the website of Celebrity rating neatly, looked list rank that renovates most newly! 当零点钟声敲响了一刻,众人谁也不用商量,全齐刷刷地冲去了明星评级的网站,看最新刷新出来的榜单排名！ Tang Dazhang or D-list! 唐大章还是四线！ Zhang Ye: C-list Star third from the bottom! 张烨:三线明星倒数第三！ The netizens see that shouted loudly inconceivable! 网友们见状,纷纷高呼不可思议！ „Rose!” “又涨了！” „The Zhang Ye rank was also high!” “张烨排名又高了一个啊！” „crap! Earth could not prevent Teacher Zhang Ye!” “我了个去啊！地球已经阻止不了张烨老师了！” „Hahahahaha! Tang Dazhang! Tang Dazhang fans! Laughed at me!” “哈哈哈哈哈！唐大章！唐大章的粉丝！笑死我了！” „At this moment, I am awkward for Old Tang and his fans! Yesterday they already awkward time, today unexpectedly by Zhang Ye face-smacking!” “这一刻,我都替老唐和他的粉丝们尴尬啊！昨天他们已经尴尬一次了,今天居然又被张烨打脸了！” „Teacher Zhang Ye, you let off Tang Dazhang Teacher, others crawled to step on you to this position with great difficulty to criticize your one, others were not easy.” “张烨老师,您就放过唐大章老师吧,人家好不容易爬到这个位置了想踩着你上去批评你一句,人家也不容易呀。” „Pū!” “噗！” „Ha Ha, lets off Old Tang.” “哈哈,放过老唐吧。” „The fans estimate face of Old Tang was green!” “老唐的粉丝估计脸都绿了！” „Teacher Zhang must go against heaven's will!” “张老师要逆天了！” „Braves all hardships! Goes against heaven's will on!” “乘风破浪！逆天而上！” „Did Teacher Zhang force out really? This day-by-day rising popularity, how I cannot feel!” “张老师真被封杀了吗？这一天一天的涨人气,我怎么感觉不出来啊！” On this day, Tang Dazhang and his fans were once again silent. 这一天,唐大章和他的粉丝们又一次沉默了。 The people on other misdeeds entertainer lists popularity has dropped sharply, the reputation pelts, some people even obviously degraded, a gloom! 其他劣迹艺人名单上的人都已经人气大跌,名声大降,有些人甚至已经明显降级了,一片惨淡！ Only Zhang Ye outshines others, your mother is still marching unexpectedly forward courageously! 唯独张烨一枝独秀,竟然你妈还在勇往直前！ ...... …… Next day. 第二天。 The daytime to the evening, the rank of Zhang Ye downward walked, an effectiveness of poem is inferior to a program song obviously, because cannot back and forth look that cannot look daily, therefore rises quickly goes also quickly, following Tang Dazhang once again pursued under publicity of national Crosstalk Sketch big game. 白天到晚上,张烨的排名又往下走了,一首诗的实效性显然不如一个节目一首歌,因为不能来回看不能天天看,所以涨得快去得也快,下面的唐大章又又一次在全国相声小品大赛的宣传下追上来了。 „Did this return to the general headquarters?” “这回总行了吧？” „, If today cannot surpass on Zhang Ye again C-list, I was insane!” “靠,今天要是再超不过张烨上三线,我就要疯了！” „, Definitely does not have the issue today.” “不会的,今儿肯定没问题。” „Zhang Ye could not resist the situation, this was the general trend!” “张烨抵挡不了大势,这是大势所趋！” Black Zhang Ye person was still shouting. 很多黑张烨的人还在喊。 However this, many Zhang Ye personal enemies studied intelligently, actually has not spoken, after they want to wait for the matter to settle down, said again! 不过这一回,很多张烨的仇家都学聪明了,竟然没有发言,他们想等着事情尘埃落定了以后再说了！ Finally is when 11 : 00 pm, Zhang Ye Weibo moved once again! 结果又是在晚上11点的时候,张烨的微薄又一次动了！ «If Life Has deceived Your» 《假如生活欺骗了你》 If the life has deceived you. 假如生活欺骗了你。 Do not be sad, should not be impatient! 不要悲伤,不要心急！ In the melancholy day needs to be calm: 忧郁的日子里需要镇静: Believes that the happy day will approach. 相信吧,快乐的日子将会来临。 Heart forever is yearning for the future \; 心儿永远向往着未来\; Now actually often is melancholy: 现在却常是忧郁: All are the twinkling, all will pass \; 一切都是瞬息,一切都将会过去\; But that passed, becomes kind remembering fondly. 而那过去了的,就会成为亲切的怀恋。 Tang Dazhang: „......” 唐大章:“……” Assistant Station Chief Jia: „......” 贾副台长:“……” Tang Dazhang fans: „......” 唐大章的粉丝:“……” Zhang Ye fans: „......” 张烨的粉丝:“……” Zero point, the entertainer has placed to renovate! 零点到了,艺人排名刷新了！ Zhang Ye continues is C-list Star, Tang Dazhang has not come up! 张烨继续稳居三线明星,唐大章还是没有上来！ After countless people see this result, silent moment, cannot bear blow out a call: „Fuck!!!” 无数人看到这个结果后,沉默了片刻,都忍不住爆出一声呐喊:“我草啊！！！” „Zhang Ye is fierce!” “张烨猛啊！” „Compares fucking awesome!” “一首比一首牛-逼啊！” „Teacher Zhang is really calm, really looks opens, yes, all can pass.” “张老师真淡定,看得真开,是的,一切都会过去的。” „In building, Hahahaha, I will make a bet you to guess mistakenly! Which Zhang Ye is can see through, this is the noisy matter stirs up trouble! His one's own that this poem does not write, but gives Tang Dazhang them! The Tang Dazhang their first congratulations time, was destroyed by Zhang Ye, the second congratulations time, was stirred by Zhang Ye yellow, the present is the third time! Tang Dazhang they had been patted the face by the front surface! Therefore had Zhang Ye to say to them...... If the life has deceived you, should not be sad, should not be impatient, in the melancholy day needs to be calm! Believes that the happy day will approach!” “楼上的,哈哈哈哈,我敢打赌你猜错了！张烨哪儿是看得开啊,他这是闹事儿挑事儿呢！他这首诗根本就不是写的他自己,而是送给唐大章他们的！唐大章他们第一次庆贺的时候,被张烨破坏了,第二次庆贺的时候,又被张烨搅黄了,现在是第三次！唐大章他们又被迎面拍了脸！所以才有张烨对他们说……假如生活欺骗了你,不要悲伤,不要心急,忧郁的日子里需要镇静！相信吧,快乐的日子将会来临！” „! Also is really!” “啊！还真是啊！” „Smiles to spurt! Teacher Zhang too bad!” “笑喷！张老师太损了啊！” „Hahaha, really delivers Tang Dazhang their poem!” “哈哈哈,真是送唐大章他们的诗！” „I said how to read not to have the breadth of spirit like other Zhang Ye poems! Your younger sister, is the satire gave Tang Dazhang! Old Tang estimated the heart that dies had! You said that you are also, you are all right to offend Zhang Ye to do idly, in Entertainment Circle who does not know his smelly temperament!” “我说怎么读起来不像张烨其他诗那么有气魄呢！你妹啊,原来是讽刺给唐大章呢啊！老唐估计死的心都有了！你说你也是,你闲的没事儿得罪张烨干嘛啊,娱乐圈里谁不知道他那臭脾气啊！” „This Tang Dazhang is bad luck, blames his one's own, person who these have the new hatreds on top of old with Zhang Ye, scolded Teacher Zhang Ye, but hasn't Zhang Ye incurred your Tang Dazhang? You were booing, seeing Zhang Ye to force out, kept aloof wants to come to step on a foot! Steps on! You then step on! Who has a look is steps on now who! Did the Zhang Ye poem have becomes famous much does not need us to say? In the circle is to acknowledge, even if continuously with Literature that Zhang Ye is unable to co-exist, cannot deny that the classics of Zhang Ye prose, such a poem surely will spread, once years later the people will mention this «If Life Has deceived Your», Tang Dazhang surely will become the literary reference, must be ridiculed by the posterity for a lifetime! General pain affirmation could not injure you, but this not general hurting, this is for a lifetime even hurting of next generation next next generation!” “该着唐大章倒霉,也是怪他自己,那些个跟张烨有新仇旧恨的人,骂一骂张烨老师也就算了,可张烨没招过你唐大章吧？你倒好,看见张烨被封杀了,就高高在上地想过来踩一脚！踩啊！你接着踩啊！看看现在是谁踩谁啊！张烨的诗有多出名就不用我们说了吧？圈子里都是承认的,就算是一直跟张烨势不两立的文学界,也否认不了张烨诗文的经典,这么一首诗必定会流传下去,若干年后人们一旦提到这首《假如生活欺骗了你》,唐大章必定成为典故啊,得被后人嘲笑一辈子啊！一般的痛肯定伤不了你们,可这不是一般的疼啊,这是一辈子甚至下辈子下下辈子的疼！” „Tang Dazhang this time was this long has taught, making Zhang Ye satirize this situation with the poem, absolutely was the pain of having a fracture! Teacher Zhang Ye is also telling all people, his Zhang Ye forced out, but this opens mouth also , this pen, have not thought that Teacher Zhang is good to bully! Who bullies whom not to be uncertain!” “唐大章这次是该长教训了,让张烨拿诗讽刺到这个地步,绝对是伤筋动骨的痛啊！张烨老师也是在告诉所有人呢,他张烨是被封杀了,可他这张嘴还在,他这杆笔也还在,别以为张老师好欺负！谁欺负谁还不一定呢！” „Was too funny!” “太逗了！” „Must the screenshot accept as a memento! Hahaha!” “必须截图留念！哈哈哈！” „Hurts for the Old Tang face really!” “真替老唐脸疼！” „Comrade Old Tang stands firm, should not be sad, should not be impatient, in the melancholy day needs to be calm!” “老唐同志稳住啊,不要悲伤,不要心急,忧郁的日子里需要镇定啊！” Tang Dazhang fans were enraged, comes up to curse at people in abundance, but faces imposing manner Sheng Zhang Ye troll army that and has fought many battles, they were not opponent, the battle of words just got up obviously, they by Zhang Ye troll army with the colorful scolding sound that studied from Zhang Ye there submerging!( 唐大章的粉丝们都被激怒了,纷纷上来骂人,可是面对气势正盛且身经百战的张烨水军们,他们显然不是对手,骂战刚起,他们就被张烨的水军们用从张烨那里学来的色彩斑斓的骂声给淹没了！( …… ……