A poemoffers a sacrifice to!
一诗祭出!Onweibolived it up!微博上又热闹了!„Looksquickly! Zhang Yeround of Weibo!”
“快看啊!张烨发微薄啦!”„Itook a look atTeacher Zhangalsoto sayanything!”
“我去瞅瞅张老师又说什么了!”„Matterkissesto be able, ifthis, how could it not bebecomes the loyal son? Hahaha!”
“事亲能若此,岂不成孝子?哇哈哈哈!”„Lastwas too classical! The godsscolded! Dirty wordsdid not bring! Hellowas too happy! Alsosincerelyfirstgivesthesebythispoem‚worthy progeny’?”
“最后一句太经典了啊!神骂啊!还一个脏字都不带!哎呦喂太欢乐了!还谨以此诗先给那些‘孝子贤孙’?”„Zhang Yefired off!”
“张烨又开炮了!”„Teacher Zhangscoldedtooruthlessly!”
“张老师骂得太狠了啊!”„Thatisnatural, Ha Ha, butourTeacher Zhang does the cursing at peoplespecialized household, jumping the beamsClown of how manyflatteringindustryinthatalsowanttaking the opportunityto hold the LiTaosmellyfoot? To step on the Teacher Zhang Yesuperior? Ihave toridiculetheirIQinthis! The Teacher Zhang Yereputationsowas notorious, hethese manypeoplescolding the desirelivedto want, do youalsodareto scoldhim? Hasn't grown the memory? Ha Ha, nowwas scoldedbyTeacher Zhangmiserably? Gets what one deserves!”
“那是当然,哈哈,我们张老师可是骂人专业户,业内那几个拍马屁的跳梁小丑还想借机捧李韬的臭脚?想踩着张烨老师上位?我在此不得不嘲笑他们的智商啊!张烨老师的名声都已经这么臭了,他都已经把这么多人给骂的欲生欲死了,你们还敢骂他?还不长记性?哈哈,现在被张老师骂惨了吧?活该!”„Zhang Yescoldedwell, personrealhis mother who thisgroup of flatterymadepeopledisgusting! The matterwhat's the mattereveryoneis clear! People who so long as has the eyeto haveIQknows the inside storywhat's the matter, let alone your professionals! Butyou? Did youalsoon the contraryscoldTeacher Zhangnot to have the work ethics? Yourwork ethicswhere? Knew perfectly welliswrong must help a wrongsidegive the Zhang Yecreate public opinionpressure! Comescompared withTeacher Zhang Ye, yourwork ethicsdo not matchto work as a public figure! Misleads the people! Agitate! Youwork as the common people are really fools! The worthy progeniesdescribed that you are simply appropriate!”
“张烨骂得好,这帮溜须拍马的人真他妈让人恶心!事情到底是怎么回事谁都清清楚楚!只要是个有眼睛有智商的人都知道内幕怎么回事,更别说你们这些业内人士了!可你们呢?你们还反倒骂起张老师没有职业道德?你们的职业道德在哪里?明知是错的还要帮着错误的一方给张烨制造舆论压力!比起张烨老师来,你们的职业道德才不配当一个公众人物!误导民众!煽风点火!你们真当老百姓都是傻子啊!孝子贤孙形容你们简直再合适不过了!”„Zhang Yethesenaivewere‚slaughtering’!”
“张烨这几天真是‘大开杀戒’了啊!”„Hey, yousaid that LiTaothesepeoplecanregret?”
“嘿嘿,你们说李韬那些人会不会后悔啊?”„Thatalsowithasking, thatgroup of peopleaffirmed that the regretresulted in the intestinesto be blue!”
“那还用问呀,那帮人肯定悔得肠子都青了!”„Right, Ha Ha, wantsto pinch the softpersimmon, has not thought that pinchedTeacher Zhang Yethishedgehog, whom the whole bodywas the thornseesto gripwho!”
“没错,哈哈,本来想捏软柿子,没想到捏到了张烨老师这个刺猬,浑身都是刺见谁扎谁啊!”„Took, Teacher Zhang Yecantoss about!”
“服了,还是张烨老师能折腾啊!”„Icalculatedto discover, withmatter that Teacher Zhangstained, did not have a matteruneventfully, whichtimewas notnoisyHeaven-shaking, Earth-shattering!”
“我算发现了,跟张老师沾上的事情,就没有一件事风平浪静过,哪次不是得闹的惊天动地啊!”„Does not have the means that has not madeZhang Yedareto speak the realpersonality, Ilikedhim!”
“没办法,没让张烨敢说话真性情呢,我太喜欢他了!”„Hee Heehee, Teacher Zhangis different from others, youlook attheseotherCelebrity and public figure, a whilepretendedthrows down, a whilemakes being exposedportrait, a while a scandal, is hypingevery day, instrugglingto be rushingto crush a placeto increase the one's ownexposurelead, butTeacher Zhang Yewill never makethesedishonest ways, stillseparatestimeto rise dramaticallyonetimeon the exposurelead, sincehehas made a debut, Ilooked the person who pays attention to the Teacher Zhangworkis far from the person who pays attention tohimto curse at peopleto stir up troublebeing many, yousaid that Zhang Yeforced outinEntertainment Circle, he can also close right up againstcomposes a poemto curse at people...... TakesLu of MachengB-list Starextraordinary?”
“嘻嘻嘻,张老师就是跟别人不一样,你看那些其他明星和公众人物,一会儿假装摔倒一下,一会儿弄个走光写真,一会儿来个绯闻,每天都在炒作,都在争着抢着挤破头地增加自己的曝光率,可张烨老师从来不会弄这些歪门邪道,依然隔一段时间就曝光率飙升一次,从他出道以来,我看关注张老师作品的人远远没有关注他骂人挑事儿的人多啊,你们说张烨就算在娱乐圈被封杀了,他是不是也能靠着写诗骂人……生生走一条奇葩之路骂成一二线明星啊?”„Ha Ha, but alsohaspossibilityreally!”
“哈哈,还真有可能啊!”„In the Teacher Zhangdictionary, does not haveanythingisimpossible, Teacher Zhangdoesanysurpriseto come, nowIwill not be accidental!”
“在张老师的字典里,没有什么是不可能的,张老师干出什么惊人之事来,现在我都已经不会意外了!”„The brothers and sisters in building, were youtoohappy? Teacher Zhangmaynowalsoonkeenest struggle.”
“楼上的兄弟姐妹们,你们是不是太欢乐了?张老师现在可还在风口浪尖上呢。”„Does not have idea, Teacher Zhangis a suchhappyperson, hisworkdoes not suitmytaste, butlooked that hecurses at peopleto stir up troubleeach time, myyourmotheris excitedcalls!”
“没辙啊,张老师就是这么让人欢乐的一个人,他的作品都不合我的口味,但是看他每次骂人惹事,我你妈就激动得嗷嗷叫啊!”Zhang Yefanswere wild with joy!张烨的粉丝们都乐坏了!In comparison, thesejustsupportedLiTao and theseprofessionals of SARFTdecision-making, evenalsohadonjustShanghaiplaceTV stationthatseveralto scold the Zhang Yehonored guest, this timecomplexionwas notthatattractive, orcansaythattheysimplychoke to death the heart of Zhang Yeto havenow!
相比之下,那些刚刚拥护李韬和广电决策的那些业内人士,甚至还有刚刚上海地方电视台上那几个骂张烨的嘉宾,此时的脸色就不是那么漂亮了,或者可以说,他们现在简直掐死张烨的心都有了!Loyal son?
孝子?Loyal sonyour younger sister!
孝子你妹啊!Zhang Yeyourtoowicked! Yourthatmouthtoohis motherdamaged!张烨你丫太缺德了啊!你丫那嘴巴太他妈损了啊!Theyimmediatelyhave launched the counter-attackonweibo, has counter-attacked, butZhang Yerespondeddoes not respondthem, Zhang Yefansgaveto floodthem!
他们立即在微博上展开了反击,反攻了过来,可是张烨连搭理都不搭理他们了,张烨的粉丝们就把他们给淹了!„Yo, the loyal sonwas anxious!”
“哟,孝子急了!”„Ha Ha, the loyal sonsdo not do!”
“哈哈,孝子们不干了啊!”„Teacher Zhang Yeruns, do not lettheseloyal sonsbiteyou, webring up the rear!”
“张烨老师快跑,别让那些孝子咬到你,我们断后!”Scoldedon the half of the day, thatseveralprofessionalsdo not scold, becausethey discovered that no matterscoldedZhang Ye1000alsogood10,000againalsogood, was pale and weak, unexpectedlycompared withsavage that Zhang Yethat«MixedDoing»scolded!
骂了就半天,那几个业内人士也不骂了,因为他们发现不管再骂张烨1000句也好10000句也好,都是苍白无力的,竟然都比不过张烨那一首《杂作》骂的凶残!Thisisonescoldsflatters the poem of person of flattering, ishisworldDongYingju«MixedDoing», spread since the ancient times, was very famous, todayZhang Yebringsto flingit, inthisgrouphas pattedLiTaoflatter„loyal sons”, wasjust right!
这是一首骂阿谀奉承拍马屁之人的诗,是他那个世界董应举的一个《杂作》,从古代流传至今,很出名,今天张烨把它拿过来甩在了这帮拍李韬马屁的“孝子们”身上,算是恰到好处!Thesepeoplescoldedradically, but, has burnt gradually also out, can only suppress an angerin the belly, not having the placeto vent!
那些人根本骂不过,渐渐也熄火了,一个个只能在肚子里憋着一股火气,没有地方发泄!Counter-attack?
反击?Counter-attacks! Counter-attackswithanything!
怎么反击啊!拿什么反击啊!Theirseveralin additionindoes not havethisliterary talenttogether!
他们几个加在一块也没有这个文采啊!
The Zhang Yepoemisnucleus-military-, candescribewith the brutalitysimply, let alonethey, initiallyBeijingWriter's Associationthatgroup of writerpensscoldedthismale servant! Zhang Yeis stirring the matter and battle efficiency in cursing at peopleaspect, had already made the name, thatisillustrious!张烨的诗就是核-武-器,简直可以用惨无人道来形容,别说他们了,当初京城作协的那帮文人笔杆子都骂不过这厮啊!张烨在搅事儿和骂人方面的战斗力,早就打出了名号,那是赫赫有名的!Theseprofessionalsmanyalsoa littleregrettednow, theysawZhang Yeto be finished, laterwill definitely vanishinEntertainment Circle, is thinkingoffendedhimnot to hurt the essentials, was helpingLiTaoandShanghaiSARFTmakesdrums up support, supportedthemclearly, will be perhaps more advantageoustotheirworkfrom now on. ButsawZhang Yeto jump, saw his savage«MixedDoing», theythoughtimmediatelysomegaines does not equal the loss, Zhang Yepoemeachcapitalwas very classical, thisis the matter that was known to everybodyto be known to everybody, likepreviousBeijing TV StationWang Shuixinwas notby the Zhang Yepitone, at the memorial service a «SomePerson»shocknation, a poemunexpectedly a TV stationleadermanaging, heard that entered the prison, before Wang ShuixininDomestic was also the knownpoet, has written«All», has returned. Textbook, butZhang Ye? Namelesshas no rightwithout the potentialairless, withthis«SomePerson», makes the peoplepresentmentionthispoemto comeobstinatelyto clench jawsto hate to the marrow of the bonestoWang Shuixin, mustscoldhimseveralto vent spleen!
那些业内人士现在多少也有点后悔了,他们本来看到张烨完蛋了,以后肯定会消失于娱乐圈,想着得罪了他也无伤大雅,就帮着李韬和上海广电造一造势,旗帜鲜明地支持他们,没准今后对他们的工作会有利一些。可是见到张烨跳出来了,见到他那一首凶残的《杂作》,他们顿时觉得有些得不偿失了,张烨的诗每一首都很经典,这已经是无人不知无人不晓的事了,像上次京城电视台的王水新不是就被张烨坑了一道么,追悼会上一首《有的人》震惊全国,一首诗竟然将一个电视台的领导给办下去了,听说都进了监狱,以前的王水新在国内也是小有名气的诗人,写过《一切》,还上过。教科书,而张烨呢?无名无气无权无势,就凭着这首《有的人》,愣是让民众们现在一提起这首诗来就对王水新咬牙切齿恨之入骨,都得骂上他几句才解气!Thisissavage!
这是何等凶残啊!ThisisZhang YeworkStrength!
这就是张烨作品的力量!Although«MixedDoing»cannot compare«SomePerson», butthat is also onevery muchhas the work of might, theydid not become the literary reference of thispoem! Waits forin the futureor the peoplewill mentionZhang Yeto mention the creationoriginal intention of this«MixedDoing»years later, how manynamebeltstheirwill come up? Serves as contrastthispoemas the literary reference? Shit! Thislead and renownedopportunitytheydo not want!
《杂作》虽说比不上《有的人》,可那也是一首很有威力的作品啊,他们这些人别成为了这首诗的典故啊!等日后或若干年后人们提起张烨提起这首《杂作》的创作初衷来,都会把他们几个的名字带上去?作为典故衬托这首诗?我靠!这种主角和名扬千古的机会他们可不想要啊!Scolded the soundflameout.
骂声熄火。Theydid not have the soundonweibo!
他们在微博上也没了动静!Zhang Yetoldmanypeoplewith the practical action of one's own, yes, the buddywasoffend people, possiblycould not mixinEntertainment Circle, butIhad a clear conscience, whatIhave not made the mistake, the truth and factwerewhat kind ofyouare clear, Idid not annoyyou, do not annoyme, ifsomepeoplelooked that Iforced outlookedhow manyfeetIquitedid bully to hit a person when he is downto step on? Thatcalculates that youwere blind! Iamordinarycommon people! After I, did not mixEntertainment Circle! Iscoldedyouandscoldgrandsonto be equally simple! Ifyouthought that canscoldme! Wepull opento practice! Ifyouthinkone's ownnotthisskill! Thatrubbishwithme!张烨用自己的实际行动告诉了很多人,是的,哥们儿是得罪人了,是在娱乐圈可能混不下去了,但是我问心无愧,我没做错什么,真理和事实是怎么样的你们大家都清楚,我不惹你们,你们丫也别惹我,要是有人看我被封杀了看我好欺负就想落井下石地上来踩几脚?那算你们瞎了眼!我就算是个普普通通的老百姓!我就算以后不混娱乐圈了!我骂你们还是跟骂孙子一样简单!你们丫要是觉得能骂得过我!那咱们就拉开来练一练!你们要是觉得自己没这个本事!那就别跟我废话!
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……Closes the computer.
合上电脑。Zhang Yefiresrefers, „was good, processed.”张烨一打响指,“好了,处理完了。”Dong Shanshan: „...... Was thisprocesses?”董杉杉:“……这就是处理完了?”„Yes.”Zhang Yesaid with a smilehappy: „Youthink that processes? Nothing butgaveto scoldthemtakes, was ready to cope with anythingto resist by whatever means available, Imay, no matterhewere, whoever!”
“是啊。”张烨心情舒畅地笑道:“那你以为怎么处理啊?无非就是把他们给骂服了呗,兵来将挡水来土掩,我可不管他是谁,爱谁谁!”Dong Shanshancorners of the mouthfloodhelpless, „youdo not fearoffend people.”董杉杉嘴角泛着无奈,“你是真不怕得罪人啊。”„IinEntertainment Circle, Ihad not worriedin any casenow, let alonewastheirseveralcolleagues, theywereA-list Starscoldme, myalsophotoscoldeddoes not harm!” The bodydid not have the shoulder polenot to havework, Zhang Yehas been eased, whom did hoodlumhefear?
“反正我现在也不在娱乐圈了,我更没顾虑了啊,别说是他们几个行内人了,他们就是一线明星过来数落我,我也照骂不误!”身上没了担子没了工作,张烨一身轻松,光棍一条他怕谁啊?Dong Shanshanalsohas lifted the computer that Zhang Yejustclosed, „Ihave a look atyourpoemagain.”Read, shesighs with emotion: „Before, Ialso was really a littlesuspected that is thinkingyourpoemswroteahead of time, todaylookshas believed that were youon siteto displayreally?”董杉杉又把张烨刚合上的电脑也掀开了,“我再看看你那首诗。”读了一遍,她感慨道:“以前啊,我还真是有点怀疑的,想着你那些诗是不是提前就写好的,今天一看才相信了,你真是临场发挥啊?”Zhang Yesmiles, „almost.”张烨笑笑,“差不多吧。”Raises glass, Dong Shanshanlookstohim, „line, forthispoem, doesonecup.”
举杯,董杉杉看向他,“行,为了这首诗,干一杯。”„Dry.”Zhang Yedrinks up the liquor, dizzydrankto be appropriate, taking advantage ofliquorballs, hesexually harassedSchool Belle, filledher the handfromherChinese dressby the meatsilk stockings that inone's owntore to pieces, has graspedhermeattoot tootthighflesh, thencontinuedto pinchtoward.
“干。”张烨喝完酒,头也晕晕乎乎喝到正合适了,借着酒胆儿,他又调戏起校花,把手从她旗袍侧面塞到她被自己撕烂的肉丝袜里,抓了她肉嘟嘟的大腿肌肤一把,然后继续往里捏。Dong Shanshanpretendedhas not seen, to carry the redbeverage bottleto givehimto pouron the liquor, „after you, did not plandevelopedreallyinEntertainment Circle?”董杉杉假装没看见,端着红酒瓶给他倒上酒,“你以后真不打算在娱乐圈发展了?”„It is not.”Zhang Yedoes not haveanythingto be goodto concealwith the oldschoolmate, „justnow the situationisthis, Ido not know how shouldmake, if, Iwant certainlyto go backto continueHostmyTalkshow, thatprogrammayalsodozensissuesbe possibleto say.”
“也不是。”张烨跟老同学也没什么好隐瞒的,“只不过现在形势是这样,我也不知道该怎么弄呢,如果可以,我当然想回去继续主持我的脱口秀啊,那节目可还有好几十期可说呢。”Dong Shanshansaidsuddenly: „Thatmusttry to find the solution, so long asthat sideSARFTdoes not clutchyounot to put, restoredyourHostqualifications, youreturn tomyHostprogramdefinitelynot to have the issue.”董杉杉眨眼道:“那得想想办法啊,只要广电那边不揪着你不放了,恢复了你的主持资格,你重新回维我主持节目肯定没问题。”„Keydoes not have the good means that Ialsojustthink.”Zhang Yeshakes the head.
“关键是没好办法,我也正想呢。”张烨摇头。Theysilentmoment.
俩人沉默了片刻。Has a lookto hang the table, sherubs the hair, „whateveningeats?”
看看挂表,她捋捋头发,“晚上吃什么?”Zhang Yeshot a look ather, looks that white and shinylonglegandaboverottenlybecomesonegroup of meatsilk stockings, hismournful soundsaliva, sexually harasses saying: „Eatsyou?”张烨瞥了她一下,看着那白花花的长腿和上面烂成一团的肉丝袜,他咽咽口水,调戏道:“吃你吧?”Dong Shanshansaid with a smilelightly: „How do Ieat?”董杉杉轻笑道:“我怎么吃啊?”„Sucheats.” The Zhang Yebodymovessuddenly, immediatelyDong Shanshan on sofafalling down.
“这么吃。”张烨身子猛然一动,顿时将沙发上的董杉杉给扑倒了。PerhapsDong Shanshanhas not expected, whoops, on the right footwas stepping on the cream-coloredhigh-heeled shoesalsoflew, fellunder the band of tea table, the high-heeled shoes of left legalso, butis also aboutto fall, was creakyingin the tip of the toe of herbeautifulfootis hanging oneself.董杉杉许是没料到,哎呦了一声,右脚上踩着的米色高跟鞋也飞了出去,吧嗒一声落在了茶几的夹层下面,左脚的高跟鞋还在,只不过也快掉了,正摇摇欲坠在她美脚的脚尖上吊着。Zhang Yekisseshermouth.张烨亲她嘴。Dong Shanshanhas not moved, tacitly consented.董杉杉没动窝,默许了。Kisseda while, Zhang Yeinsertedhandonce again-enteredinherChinese dressskirtmouth, thistimefromopeningflagtherewent, butwas the Chinese dressskirt-width of direct alignment, bit by bitdug up, lifted the position of knee the Chinese dressskirt, the Chinese dresswas too tight, upwardcould not liftagain, only iftore up the Chinese dress, Zhang Yeis not dry, draws backto asknextto take the hand, touchedonChinese dressclothing material that inherchesthas haunched.
亲了一会儿,张烨把手又一次插-进她旗袍裙口里,这次没从开旗儿那里进去,而是直接对准的旗袍下摆,一点一点扒上去,将旗袍裙掀开到了膝盖的位置,旗袍太紧,再往上就掀开不起来了,除非将旗袍撕掉,张烨没那么干,退而求其次地把手拿上去,摸在了她胸口撑起的旗袍料子上。Hu-hu!
呼哧!Before the palmonehas undercut, softly was too too big!
手掌前端一下陷了进去,太软太大了!
The palmlower extremityhas bumped intoherclothesinsidebra, the braclothing materialis a little hard, is not thin, in the controlprintssometraces the touch, does not knowis the carving flower on patternor the bra on Chinese dress. ThisisZhang Yefirsttimesuchgrips the chest of Dong Shanshan, the flashalsofelt that theregiganticsize, having madehisthroatbecome dryexceptionally. Beforewent to college, hewas not quite ripewithDong Shanshan, had not saidseveralwords, wastoitsdispositionand so ontoodid not understandthatnowalong withworkstogetherlivestogether, was getting more and more familiarwithDong Shanshanalong withhim, Zhang Yealsoeven morediscoveredstrongsex appeal that ComradeShanshaninthatboneemittedunceasingly!
手掌下端则是碰到了她衣服里面的文胸,文胸料子有点硬,不薄,手心里印出来一些纹路的触感,也不知是旗袍上的花纹还是文胸上的雕花。这是张烨第一次这么握住董杉杉的胸,一瞬间也感觉到了那里硕大的尺寸,让他嗓子眼发干异常。以前上大学的时候,他跟董杉杉不太熟,也没说过几句话,更是对其性格之类的不太了解,现在随着一起工作一起生活,随着他对董杉杉越来越熟悉,张烨也愈加发现杉杉同志那骨子里不断冒出的浓烈的性感!Staturesex appeal!
身材性感!Puts on the sex appeal!
穿着性感!Speechsex appeal!
说话性感!
The movementis also sexy!
动作也性感!Thisis the spirit that the fandeceased persondoes not pay with a life!
这就是个迷死人不偿命的妖精!SeesDong Shanshannot to havewhatintenseresistance, butsymbolicallyadeptis staring athischestgently, the Zhang Yecourageis bigger, solves the knot of herChinese dress!
见董杉杉没有什么强烈的抵抗,只是象征性地拿手轻轻盯着他胸口,张烨胆子更大,去解她旗袍的扣子了!
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一颗!Two!
两颗!Three!
三颗!
The sideknotunties, the Dong Shanshansidescenerycompletelywas also exposed, on the waistreveals the looks like, the upper extreme of even/includingKurousilk stockingsexposeswith the silkpantyhosefilament lineinZhang Yeat present, hasunder the meatsilk stockings that togetherflashed beforewas printingwipes the deeppurplebriefs!
侧面的扣子一解开,董杉杉侧面的风景也全部走光了出来,腰上露了像,连裤肉丝袜的上端跟丝袜裤线丝都暴露在张烨眼前,连带一起闪现的还有肉丝袜下面印着的一抹深紫色的三角裤!Zhang Yepresses the heart that jumpscrazily, mustgoto solve the knot of herChinese dresscollar!张烨压了压狂跳的心脏,就要去解她旗袍领子的扣子!Butat this time, Dong Shanshanalsosaid one words that makesZhang Yenearlyfaint.
可是这时候,董杉杉又说出了一句让张烨险些晕倒的话。
The Dong Shanshanbeautifulpupilis looking athim, saidin a soft voicecoyly: „Mytoday'smenstrual period.”董杉杉美眸望着他,轻声扭捏道:“我今天经期。”Menstrual period?
经期?Alsosees the menstrual period!
又见经期!Menstrual periodyour younger sister!!
经期你妹啊!!A halfmonthcomeson the Shanghaiairplaneyourmenstrual period! Couple of days agowhenyourroommustmanageproper businessyourmenstrual period! Todaythisanythingday! Do youreturn the menstrual period? Zhang Yehas tears streaming down the face, is othersfemale comrades(s)onemonth35days? Mostmostcould not surpasssevendays of time! Butyou? Gathersyourhis motheronemonth of timeto have30daysis the menstrual periods! Howyouhave not flowed the blood stream dead you! Youcanlive the presentsimplyare the lifemiracle! Onyourthisvolume of blood! Ifyouin the Red Cross Societybloody battlework, the whole nationsdid not worry that the bloodwas tight!
半个多月前来上海的飞机上你丫就经期!前两天在你房间要办正事的时候你丫就经期!今天这都什么日子了啊!你丫还经期?张烨泪流满面,人家女同志一个月都是35天吧?最多最多了也超不过七天时间啊!可你呢?合着你他妈一个月时间有30天都是经期啊!你怎么没流血流死你啊!你能活到现在简直是生命奇迹啊!就您这血量!您要是在红十字会血战工作,全国人民都不愁用血紧张了啊!Zhang Yestares saying: „Does yourmouthhave the truth?”张烨瞪眼道:“你嘴里有实话吗?”Is lying down the Dong Shanshanclothingis somewhat chaotic, said with a smile: „Do youbelieveme are also menstrual period, next time, Iwill prepare foodfirst, is quick, the pressurelovedme.”
躺着的董杉杉衣衫有些乱,微笑道:“你信不信我也是经期,下次吧,我先做饭,快起来,压疼我了。”Zhang Yeroll one's eyes, „next?”Hedoes not know that Dong Shanshanmouthwhichsentencewasliewhichsentenceis the truth, thisoldschoolmate, the mouthreturnedunreasonablecompared withone's own!张烨翻白眼,“又下次啊?”他也不知董杉杉嘴里哪句是瞎话哪句是实话了,这个老同学啊,嘴巴比自己还不靠谱啊!Hisdumbfounded has gotten downfromher, has not come, thismattermutuallyrespects.
他哭笑不得地从她身上下来了,没强来,这种事还是得相互尊重的。
The Dong Shanshanprincipletakes care of the disorderlyChinese dress, sets outto have a look atZhang Ye, suddenlyextendedboth handsto flutter the neck of Zhang Yeto hold in the armshimgently, saidnearhisearin a low voice: „Physiologicaltimewill not have several days later.”Thencoughs, the handtakes, smiles the kitchen, hung the rottenbadmeatsilk stockingsto prepare food.(董杉杉理了理凌乱的旗袍,起身看看张烨,忽然伸双手勾住了张烨的脖子轻轻搂住他,在他耳边低声道:“过几天生理期就没了。”然后咳嗽一声,手拿下来,笑着去了厨房,挂着烂糟糟的肉丝袜做饭去了。(
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