IRAS :: Volume #3

#270: Hoodlum!

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SARFT. 广电。 Office of Public Information. 新闻厅。 Several SARFT officials had found Li Tao chirp. 几个广电的公务员找到了李韬唧唧喳喳。 „Department Head Li! Online was chaotic!” “李处长！网上都乱了！” „Yes, is scolding our!” “是啊是啊,都是在骂咱们的！” „That Zhang Ye too bastard! His is the pit we!” “那张烨太混蛋了！他这是坑咱们啊！” „Now what to do? Makes such greatly, if above has the opinion to us, that may go bad!” “现在怎么办？闹得这么大,上面如果对咱们有意见,那可就坏了！” „I calculate that looked, Zhang Ye this time came to make withdrew from the plan of Entertainment Circle, this was wants also to draw in us to front the back at the point of death, wants to perish together with us! crap! In Entertainment Circle also to have how this person? This also flows - bum! Now what live broadcast exited, is he scolds us there, the matter is such certainly done, will he have courage? We were not good to process!” “我算看出来了,张烨这次过来就已经做出了退出娱乐圈的打算,这是想临死还拉上咱们垫背,想跟咱们同归于尽啊！我了个去！怎么娱乐圈里还会有这种人啊？这也太流-氓了啊！现在什么都直播出去了,全是他在那里骂咱们,事情做得这么绝,他怎么会有这个胆子？咱们也不好处理了啊！” live broadcast destroyed! 直播毁了！ The accident also left! 事故也出了！ All plans of SARFT by a Zhang Ye person disrupting! 广电的所有计划都被张烨一个人给打乱了！ Before Zhang Ye such that one's own said at heart , he does other possibility not to be good, but messes about Kungfu of matter is superb, no one compared with him! The SARFT person has guessed right, Zhang Ye is holding the goal of fight in which both sides perish today, do you toss about me? To kill me? Also makes me apologize to apologize with you? Get lost your! To make me get down not to be easy! Even if I have gotten down now, father must pull down your meat! We no one let us want to feel better! No one give me to be comfortable! 就像张烨之前自己心里说的那样,他这个人啊,干别的可能不行,但瞎搅和事儿的功夫那是出神入化的,谁也跟他比不了！广电的人猜对了,张烨今天就是抱着鱼死网破的目的来的,你们折腾我？想弄死我？还让我跟你们道歉做检讨？滚你的吧！想让我下去可没那么容易！就算现在我下去了,老子也得扒下你们一块肉来！咱们谁也别想好过！谁也别给我舒服！ Some people continuously very horizontal, because barefoot does not fear to put on shoes, when becomes famous famous later, enticement were many, reputation were many, does not give up these have, therefore the hands tied feet tied, before the person is everywhere impossible likely, like that hoodlum! 有的人一直都很横,因为光脚的不怕穿鞋的,但是当成名出名的以后,诱惑多了,身上的名头多了,就舍不得那些已经拥有的了,所以处处束手束脚,人也不可能像以前那般光棍了！ But Zhang Ye is the exception! 可张烨是例外！ Even if this male servant the present had a fame, had some fans, has goal of enterprise and struggle that one's own craved, may compel anxiously him, his anything can abandon to struggle that one breath! He is such a hoodlum! Therefore others asked him to flow - bum, therefore the increasing number of people will have scruples him, because no one knows that what Zhang Ye when and where will make, for example today's this SARFT scandal, even if has changed anybody in Entertainment Circle, impossible to act unruly in this time this situation? 这厮即便现在有了点名气,有了些粉丝,有了自己热衷的事业和奋斗的目标,可真的逼急了他,他还是什么都能扔下就为了争那一口气！他一直就是这么一个光棍！所以别人都叫他流-氓,所以越来越多的人会顾忌他,因为谁也不知道张烨在何时何地会做出何事,比如今天这个广电丑闻,就算换了娱乐圈中的任何人,也不可能在这个时间这个场合撒野啊？ But Zhang Ye dares! 但张烨敢！ Moreover he such did! 而且他就这么做了！ Li Tao holds to hate to observe closely that just by Zhang Ye that staff „please” leave office, the haze aura in eye is heavy, probably must kill people. 李韬含着恨盯住了那个刚被工作人员“请”下台的张烨,眼中的阴霾气息非常重,好像要杀人似的。 Zhang Ye actually with a laugh visits him, when absolutely did not have to speak a moment ago the anger, „Department Head Li, was all right I first to remove.” 张烨却笑呵呵地看着他,已经完全没有了刚才演讲时的愤怒,“李处长,没事儿我就先撤了啊。” Li Taozhi he, „you ended!” 李韬指指他,“你完了！” Zhang Ye yo said: „Did I end? Do you want to hire the murder person? Ok, I am waiting, you have any method I then!” 张烨哟道:“我怎么完了啊？你是不是想雇凶杀人啊？行啊,我等着呢,你有什么招儿我接着！” Li Taodao: „Later do not want in Entertainment Circle......” 李韬道:“你以后都别想在娱乐圈……” Has not waited for him saying that Zhang Ye breaks saying: „I do not want to mix in Entertainment Circle, how! With forcing out to threaten me, obsolete, I later steadfastly was young common people, but I thought that your this time could not feel better, moreover I was young common people, Weibo was live? The forum is live? The post is open? I scolded you every day, that was any pressure does not have, some I Believe also many people liked visiting me to scold you, this said that did not permit also to increase popularity.” Zhang Ye smiles saying: „Therefore, I later plan to take to scold you, when has worked, every day a poem, daily five minutes.” 没等他说完,张烨就打断道:“我就是不想在娱乐圈混了啊,怎么了！别拿封杀威胁我了,过时了啊,我以后就踏踏实实做个小老百姓了,不过我觉得你们这次也好过不了,而且我就算做个小老百姓,微薄是活的吧？论坛是活的吧？贴吧是开放的吧？我每天骂一骂你们,那也是什么压力都没有的,我相信也有很多人都非常爱看我骂你们,这说不准也能增加人气呢。”张烨笑眯眯道:“所以啊,我以后打算就拿骂你们当工作了,每天一首诗,天天五分钟。” SARFT several officials were anxious! 广电的几个公务员急了！ „Shit!” “我靠！” „Zhang Ye you......” “张烨你……” „Your how this!” “你怎么这样啊！” „Do you have the public-spirited you!” “你还有没有公德心啊你！” „You curse at people, most can commit the criminal offense!” “你骂人,最多可以构成刑事犯罪的！” Zhang Ye is waving to them, „thank you reminded, you felt relieved, I scolded your times will not have the dirty words, like today's this.” 张烨对着他们挥挥手,“谢谢你们提醒了,你们放心吧,我骂你们的时候不会带脏字的,就像今天这样。” SARFT several people almost faint! 广电的几个人差点晕倒！ If were others speaks this saying, they returned it does not matter, scolded scolds, had the person to scold them, for them radically wishy-washy, will not raise any rough seas, but said that the person of this saying was Zhang Ye! Zhang Ye this opens mouth is any mouth, they just had asked for advice, if this male servant looks like really every day so scolds them one time today, but also can not toss about them! The Zhang Ye poem and spoke that is Royal Rank! Did not say that a poem, possibly Zhang Ye one like ‚mean is the pass of sneaker’ the classics scolds the cavity to be able in the network to cause the stir! But, something has been done deliberately their means did not have, SARFT to the Entertainment Circle biggest control is the deterrent force, they have a blade, momentarily lifts in the top of the head of this group of people, therefore no one dares hurriedly, however present Entertainment Circle to present Zhang Ye this extraordinary, he has clarified hoodlum one, did not fear actually the deterrent of SARFT, the knife falls his eyes not to wink, even also instead held SARFT several blades, moreover looked like this , must hold daily they! 如果是别人说这话,他们还无所谓,骂就骂呗,又不是没有人骂过他们,对他们来说根本不疼不痒的,也不会掀起什么大浪,可是说这话的人是张烨啊！张烨这张嘴是什么嘴,他们刚刚已经领教过了,如果这厮真每天都像今天这般骂他们一次,还不得折腾死他们啊！张烨的诗和演讲那可是殿堂级的！不说一首诗了,可能张烨一句像‘卑鄙是卑鄙者的通行证’那样的经典骂腔就能在网络上引起轰动啊！可是,偏生他们一点办法也没有了,广电对娱乐圈最大的控制就是威慑力,他们有一把刀,随时举在这帮人的头顶,于是谁也不敢造次,然而如今的娱乐圈却出现了张烨这个奇葩,他摆明了光棍一条,硬是不怕广电的威慑,刀子落下来他也眼睛都不眨一下,甚至还反捅了广电几刀,而且看这样子以后还要天天捅他们！ Meets such a hoodlum, the SARFT people are about to have cried, with him what to do? They did not have with the Zhang Ye anything method! His program removing, the qualifications of Host has cancelled, forced out him in Entertainment Circle, was...... Zhang Ye does not care now! 碰见这么个光棍,广电的人都快哭了,拿他怎么办？他们拿张烨什么招儿也没有了啊！他节目给撤了,主持人的资格都取消了,在娱乐圈也封杀他了,可是……张烨现在是一点都不在乎了啊！ Removed removed! 撤了就撤了！ Cancelled has cancelled! 取消了就取消了！ Forced out has forced out! 封杀了就封杀了吧！ So long as you do not kill the buddy! So long as the buddy is also living for day! So long as buddy also pen has one to open mouth, I consumed with you! 只要你们不弄死哥们儿！只要哥们儿还活着一天！只要哥们儿还有一杆笔有一张嘴,我就跟你们耗上了！ Li Tao is also furious, „Zhang Ye, do not compel me!” 李韬也气得不得了,“张烨,你别逼我！” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Is you compels me to be I compels you? You my road, the fabricated charge has installed to me certainly! Also compels me to apologize, oh, has't this can others say your two? My saying did you, pour become I compel you? Did you also get the truth the banner to counter-attack?” Nearby the surroundings also nobody, they spoke does not have any scruples, has torn in any case to pieces the facial skin, who feared who! 张烨笑道:“是你们逼我还是我逼你们啊？你们绝了我的路,莫须有的罪名给我安上了！还逼我作检讨,噢,这还不许别人说你们两句了？我一说你们,倒成我逼你们了？你还打上真理的旗号要反击了？”周围附近也没有人,他们说话都没什么顾忌了,反正都撕破了脸皮,谁怕谁啊！ „Good! You are fierce!” Li Tao lets somebody cool off or calm down visits him. “好！你厉害啊！”李韬冷冷看着他。 Zhang Ye shrugs the arm, „overpraised, I do not have you to be fierce, you are since birth nobler than us, we are since birth inexpensive on the life!” 张烨耸了耸肩膀,“过奖了,我可没你们厉害,你们生来就比我们高贵,我们生来就命贱！” A SARFT youth gets angry: „How you spoke!” 一广电的青年怒道:“你怎么说话呢！” Another SARFT middle-aged person shouted to clear the way: „Who said that we were noble? Do not label randomly!” 另个广电的中年人喝道:“谁说我们高贵了？别乱扣帽子！” But Zhang Ye said: „Good, you are not noble, you lower - inexpensive.” 张烨无奈道:“好吧,你们不高贵,你们低-贱。” „How you curse at people!” That person of anger came up! “你怎么骂人！”那人火气上来了！ Zhang Ye has no alternative lets go, said: „I have not cursed at people, I praised you to be noble you not to want, I said according to your meanings!” 张烨无可奈何地一摊手,道:“我没骂人啊,我夸你们高贵你们还不愿意,我是按照你们的意思说的啊！” Not far away also has the reporter. 不远处还有记者呢。 Several SARFT people have not abused each other with Zhang Ye, they also know that to this said Talkshow by specialized Host that the glib lips eat meal, they have ten to open mouth also scold! 几个广电的人都不跟张烨对骂了,他们也知道,跟这个说脱口秀靠嘴皮子吃饭的专业主持人,他们有十张嘴也骂不过啊！ „Walks!” Li Tao spoke! “走！”李韬发话了！ SARFT several people left with leader, no longer and Zhang Ye wrangled, seemed disdains in responding Zhang Ye, in fact...... Is your mother scolds!( 广电几个人都跟着领导离开了,不再和张烨扯皮,看上去是不屑于搭理张烨,实际上……是你妈骂不过啊！( …… ……
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