On Sunday. 礼拜日。 „Do we have the ticket?” “咱们还有票吗？” „What ticket?” “什么票啊？” „«Zhang Ye's Talkshow» ticket.” “《张烨脱口秀》的票呀。” „He He, here also has an internal ticket.” “呵呵,我这里还有一张内部票。” „Whoops, gives me Old Xu, turns head I to ask you to eat meal!” “哎呦,给我吧老徐,回头我请你吃饭！” „This cannot, my relative want to look at Zhang Ye Program, early has reached an agreement with me, this is I remains to the relative, you ask others again.” “这可不能给,我一个亲戚非想要看张烨的节目,早跟我说好了,这是我给亲戚留的,你再问问别人吧。” „Asked, did not have!” “都问了啊,没有了！” „Also is, the Zhang Ye ticket now is too difficult to make!” “也是,张烨的票现在太难弄了！” „Oh, truly, our interior few, how have turned head I to confess that with my friend, she especially likes Teacher Zhang Ye, knows that I work here ordered to me specially, ok, is really not good I to lead her to walk the staff channel, after going, ocean observation station listening.” “唉,确实啊,咱们内部都没几张了,回头我怎么跟我朋友交代呀,她特别喜欢张烨老师,知道我在这里工作特意给我下了命令,算了,实在不行我就带她走员工通道吧,去后台站着听。” ...... …… In the afternoon. 午后。 Zhang Ye eats meal from the cafeteria. 张烨从食堂吃饭出来。 His Segment Group screenwriter-director had found him, „Teacher Zhang, just latest data, our second issue of Talkshow hit rates 9 million, had supposed time that your afternoon Program records, can definitely break 10 million.” 他栏目组的编导找到了他,“张老师,刚刚最新数据,咱们第二期脱口秀的点击量已经9000000了,估摸到您下午节目录制完的时候,肯定能破10000000。” The «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» first issue broke the video on demand first broadcast to click on the record, although 10 million single Qi did not have the means to break the historic record, because other network television station also several first periods, although is inferior to the Zhang Ye but single time hit rate very high column, but is most minimum, in network television station all Program, can break 10 million single time hit rate, coming that two hands can also count, is not many, therefore this is a very proud result, moreover «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» just now broadcast that two issues, only started, later wants to break the single time historic record, so long as Program The quality assurance, that has the opportunity very much, perhaps was also only the time issue. 《张烨脱口秀》第一期已经破了网络电视首播点击记录,10000000的单期虽然还没办法刷新历史记录,因为其他网络电视台也有几个首期虽然不如张烨但单期点击量很高的栏目,但最起码,网络电视台所有节目里,能破10000000单期点击量的,两只手也能数的过来,不是很多,所以这已经是个非常骄人的成绩了,况且《张烨脱口秀》才刚播出两期啊,刚刚起步而已,以后想刷新单期历史记录,只要节目质量保证,那是很有机会的,或许也只是时间的问题了。 Zhang Ye is also very gratified, „good, in the afternoon Program several point records?” 张烨也是很欣慰,“好,下午节目几点录？” „Estimate is 1 : 30, mainly looks at your time.” The screenwriter-director said. “预计是一点半,主要看您的时间。”编导道。 Zhang Ye nods, „that 1 : 30, do not let the audience wait.” 张烨点点头,“那就一点半吧,别让观众等着。” Directed um one, their column rose high successively, his was also very happy, „became.” 编导嗯了一声,他们栏目节节高升,他心情也很好,“成。” ...... …… time. 时间到。 The new phase of record starts. 新一期录制开始。 As Segment Group first leader, Zhang Ye has not thrown up one's job, has not gone back to rest, but early came on -the-spot direction work, and said to the staff: „Today everybody exhausts oneself, I prepare to record two issues, is today should better record three issues of Program, an issue broadcast tonight that another two issues of next Saturday dates will broadcast, when the time comes time that remained catch up to be thrown into confusion, today make while this opportunity.” 作为栏目组的第一负责人,张烨也没撂挑子,没回去休息,而是早早来了现场指挥工作,并且对工作人员道:“今天大家受受累,我准备多录两期,也就是今天最好录出三期的节目,一期今天晚上播出,另外两期下周六日播,剩的到时候时间太赶手忙脚乱,今天趁这机会都弄出来吧。” „Good.” “好。” „We listen your.” “我们听您的。” „I inform the audience!” “那我通知观众！” Said that said that actually Zhang Ye wants to record two issues today temporarily, has the goal, will wait for Program to record him to ask the leader to discuss. 说是这么说的,其实张烨今天临时想多录两期,是另有目的,等节目录完他会去找领导谈的。 After 20 minutes, the audience enters the stadium. 20分钟后,观众入场。 Today's scene, the atmosphere one is different, the audiences come, many people see on the stage are being busy at work the direction Zhang Ye, starts to call, some girls were even shouting the Zhang Ye name, a youth has not given a thought to the stop of staff to look for Zhang Ye to sign, very excited appearance. 今天的现场,气氛一下就不一样了,观众们一进来,好多人看到正在台上忙活指挥的张烨,就开始嗷嗷叫,有些女孩儿甚至大喊着张烨的名字,还有个少年不顾工作人员的阻拦上去找张烨要签名,很激动的样子。 The staff are just about to shout, Zhang Ye actually blocked has not made them say anything, one's own with a laugh signed to that youth, a rack did not have. 工作人员正要叱喝,张烨却拦住没让他们说什么,自己则笑呵呵地给那少年签了名,一点架子都没有。 Under the audience looks so, there are 67 people to come up. 底下观众一瞧如此,也有67个人上来了。 The staff smile bitterly, Zhang Ye actually without demur, who comes him to give the signature, no matter can also delay the work or the delay record, in him, the audience is first. 工作人员苦笑不已,张烨却二话不说,谁来他都给签名,也不管会不会耽误工作或延迟录制,在他心里,观众是第一位的。 After long time, the record starts. 半晌后,录制开始。 Zhang Ye introduced one's own to enter the stage according to old rule one's own, is listening to that deafening applause, he smiled said diligently: „Hello, welcome to today's «Zhang Ye's Talkshow», I am Host Zhang Ye, before Program starts, I first read the audience letter.” He puts out a card conveniently, lowers the head to discuss: „Zhang Ye, I want a child with you!” Zhang Ye gawked, not cares a whoop and not spare a glance discarded the card, „cut!” 张烨按照老规矩自己介绍自己出场,听着那震耳欲聋的掌声,他笑孜孜道:“大家好,欢迎收看今天的《张烨脱口秀》,我是主持人张烨,节目开始之前,我先来念一念观众来信吧。”他随手拿出一张卡片,低头念道:“张烨,我想和你生孩子！”张烨一愣,毫不在意并不屑一顾地就将卡片扔掉了,“切！” Audiences: „yi!” 观众:“咿！” Then after sees how many seconds Zhang Ye has stopped, immediately is smaller to be fiercer, is self-satisfied to laugh, „, the present audience was too enthusiastic, was I so hot? This does Program have that many people to look?” 然后就见张烨停顿了几秒钟后,登时越小越厉害,得意得哈哈大笑起来,“哎呀,现在的观众太热情了啊,我有这么火吗？这个节目有那么多人看吗？” The audiences create a disturbance once more: „yi!!” 观众再次起哄:“咿！！” Zhang Ye cocky said: „Actually for these days I had also investigated and studied, I arrive at the basic unit and people have a good time together, takes the subway to sit the public transportation with everybody, on that day I saw two beautiful young girls, I in the past ask, did you look at «Zhang Ye's Talkshow»? Finally their face despises, that is any gadget, listens not to listen, we watch the Korean drama, Oppa!” Zhang Ye sighed, „, I have also to ask side how many attractive female business person, did you watch the video on demand? Thought that which Host is best? Their several have a look at me, was all of a sudden excited, said that naturally is...... Dong Shanshan, «Network Talent Show» was too attractive! Her person is also attractive, is goal that we struggle!” Zhang Ye once more one speechless , to continue saying: „My heart, cool cool, then I went to a Chengdu snack shop, in inside saw that several dig out the foot guy to look at «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» with cell phone tall unexpectedly, my spirit inspires, is busy at asking that you also do like Talkshow? A person big sound track, that also with saying, Zhang Ye too comedy, Program was too attractive! I am the powdered iron!” 张烨得瑟道:“其实这几天我也调研过,我走到基层与民同乐,和大家一起坐地铁坐公交,那天我看到两个美少女,我就过去问了问,诶,你们看《张烨脱口秀》吗？结果她们一脸鄙夷,那是什么玩意儿啊,听都没听过,我们都看韩剧的,欧巴啊！”张烨叹气,“得,我只好又问了旁边几个挺漂亮的女白领,诶,你们看网络电视吗？觉得哪个主持人最好？她们几个看看我,一下子激动了,说当然是……董杉杉了,《网络达人秀》太好看了！她人也漂亮,是我们奋斗的目标啊！”张烨再次一无语,继续道:“我的心啊,哇凉哇凉的,然后我就去了一个成都小吃的店,在里面看到好几个五大三粗地抠脚大汉居然正在拿手机看《张烨脱口秀》,我精神一振,忙上去问你们也喜欢脱口秀啊？一个人大声道,那还用说啊,张烨太搞笑了,节目太好看了！我是铁粉啊！” The audiences have not understood that the Zhang Ye lengthy speech is what intention, but is listening. 观众没明白张烨长篇大论是何用意,只是听着。 Result next quarter, the Zhang Ye burden came out, his face is desolate, covers the forehead long to sigh, low [say / way]: „Oh, originally...... Is such one group of people...... Must have a child with me!” 结果下一刻,张烨的包袱就都出来了,他一脸落寞,捂着脑门长长叹了口气,低迷道:“唉,原来……就是这么一群人……要跟我生孩子啊！” Audience hear speech/words, has spurted, „Hahahahaha!” 观众闻言,都喷了,“哈哈哈哈哈哈！” „Many people envy me, actually does not need, the life of everyone is splendid, for example I have not become famous, my life was colorful, since has had cell phone, according to my incomplete statistics: I accumulate draw a prize-winning ticket 63 times, nearly total 12.6 million Yuan, will have prize-winning high-end cell phone 39, computer 9, passenger vehicle 17, receives court summon 38, was enrolled 27 times by the university, in addition, the girlfriend was kidnapped 5 times, the daughter was kidnapped and sold 3 times, the son patronizes prostitutes by Officer Zhang is held 7 times, my this life...... Really is Legendary!” “好多人羡慕我,其实没必要,每个人的生活都是精彩的,比如我没成名的时候,我的人生已经非常多姿多彩了,有手机以来,据我不完全统计:我累积中奖63次,将近共计12600000元（人民币）,另有中奖高端手机39部,电脑9台,轿车17辆,收到法院传票38张,被大学录取27次,此外,女友被绑架5次,女儿被拐卖3次,儿子嫖娼被张警官抓住7次,我这一生啊……真是个传奇！” „Puff!” “噗！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” Said «Violent Walks the Big Event» piece, said joke piece on his world network, the atmosphere was hot. 说了个《暴走大事件》的段子,又说了个他那个世界网络上的笑话段子,气氛已经热起来了。 Zhang Ye continues incessantly! 张烨继续滔滔不绝！ An issue...... 一期…… Two issues...... 两期…… Three issues of Program recorded! 三期节目录完了！ time already afternoon quick four o'clock. 时间已经下午快四点钟了。 Breaks up, Zhang Ye left has recorded and broadcast the hall, sat the elevator to go upstairs, just left the corridor, the front surface saw Dong Shanshan, he asked: „Your new is Program what kind of?” 一散场,张烨就出了录播厅,坐电梯上楼,刚出楼道,迎面就看到了董杉杉,他不禁问道:“你新节目怎么样？” Dong Shanshan smiles, „a day 3 million clicks.” 董杉杉笑笑,“一天3000000点击。” Zhang Ye stares, „is result so good? Ok you.” 张烨一愣,“成绩这么好？行啊你。” The Dong Shanshan almond eyes glance him, „resulted , was also also good, with your this single time 10 million worked as red Host to be possible compared with.” 董杉杉杏眼一瞥他,“得了吧,也就是还不错而已,跟你这个单期10000000的当红主持人可比不了。” The Zhang Ye forced smile, „my red anything, my present reputation has missed to the certain extent, you have not looked online scold my person one after another!” 张烨苦笑,“我红什么了啊,我现在口碑已经差到一定程度了,你没看网上骂我的人一堆一堆的啊！” Dong Shanshan said: „Praised your person to be also many, he he, moreover they scolded you are also the topics, was the exposure rate, I want to scold me others not to scold, you were content!” 董杉杉道:“夸你的人也不少啊,呵呵,而且他们骂你也是话题,是曝光率,我想让人骂我别人都不骂呢,你就知足吧！” Chatted several, Zhang Ye separates with her, he went to the office of Internet department member. 聊了几声,张烨才跟她分开,他去了网络部门一把手的办公室。 Knocking on a door. 敲门。 Inside humanity: „Comes.” 里面人道:“进来。” Zhang Ye pushes the door to go, „Feng Zong.” 张烨推门进去,“冯总。” „Little Zhang.” Feng Guiqin said with a smile: „I also just want to look for you, heard that you have recorded three issues of Program today? Is the output so big?” “小张啊。”冯桂琴笑道:“我也正想找你呢,听说你今天一口气录了三期节目？产量这么大？” Zhang Ye is this goal, saw her to raise, he took advantage of opportunity saying: „These pieces in my brain, momentarily can say basically, therefore I want to apply today with you, my can Program broadcast Monday to Sunday one week? If time is not good to arrange, Monday through Friday poor time section also it does not matter, I thought one week broadcast for two days too to be a little few, after all the audience echo was good.” 张烨就是这个目的的,见她提了,他就顺势道:“那些段子基本都在我脑子里,随时都能说,所以我今儿来就是想跟您申请一下,我节目能不能周一到周日一星期都播？如果时间不好安排的话,周一到周五差一点的时间段也无所谓,我就是觉得一周播两天有点太少了,毕竟观众反响还不错。” Feng Guiqin has a look at him accidentally, „every day broadcasts?” 冯桂琴意外地看看他,“每天都播？” Zhang Ye one, „I think.” 张烨一嗯,“我是这么想的。” „Your can script follow?” Feng Guiqin is worried saying: „Can every day broadcast naturally is best, can enlarge the audience group, is your creation team now you, said that the sentence does not exaggerate, this Program is centered on you, the bone, the blood, the meat, is you are filling, is you are supporting, even if which day you get sick 35 days, this Talkshow Program does not have anybody to substitute you, bases on completely your, if you creation cannot follow, such frequently broadcast that can cause the Program quality to drop? If is really this, might as well one week broadcasts for two days!” “那你的稿子跟得上吗？”冯桂琴担心道:“能每天都播当然是最好了,更能拉大观众群,可是你的创作团队现在就你一个人而已,说句不夸张的,这个节目就是以你为核心,骨,血,肉,都是你一个人在填,都是你一个人在撑着,哪天哪怕你病个35天,这种脱口秀节目都没有任何人能替代你,全部是基于你一个人的,你如果创作跟不上的话,这么频繁播出会不会造成节目质量下降？如果真是这样,还不如一周就播两天呢！” Zhang Ye affirms saying: „Today the leadership, you cannot have a look at three issues of columns that I record, each issue is impossible to have the quality problem, I will not go to manufacture in a rough way for the quantity.” 张烨肯定道:“不会的领导,您可以看看今天我录的三期栏目,每一期都不可能有质量问题,我也不会去为了数量粗制滥造。” Feng Guiqin has not made the decision first, but telephoned, making the person send Program that afternoon Zhang Ye has recorded and broadcast, then bit by bit looks. 冯桂琴没有先做决定,而是打了个电话,让人送来了下午张烨录播的节目,然后一点一点看着。 Zhang Ye sits in the sofa superior, does not worry. 张烨坐在沙发上等,也不着急。 Only listens to that side Feng Guiqin often to titter smiles, often covers the forehead to grin with ear to ear, finally, completely immersed in Program. 只听那边冯桂琴不时就噗嗤一笑,不时就捂着脑门合不拢嘴,最后,已经完全沉浸在节目里了。 Gets off work probably quickly, Feng Guiqin looked, was saying to Zhang Ye: „Becoming, this matter I have taken responsibility, from now henceforth Monday to Sunday every day late eight point time section thanks to you, your creation talent and continuous inspiration, really made the person unable to speak!” 大概快下班的时候,冯桂琴才看完了,对着张烨道:“成,这件事我做主了,从今以后周一到周日每天晚八点的时间段都亏你了,你的创作才华和源源不断的灵感,真是让人说不出话了！” „Thanks the leadership.” Zhang Ye said. “谢谢领导。”张烨道。 Feng Guiqin thinks that „your column now is key Program of our company, later recorded and broadcast on the 7 th does not provide the records of other Program, I left you it, from now on here will only be responsible for recording and broadcasting or live broadcast «Zhang Ye's Talkshow», the Program arrangements as for time section eight points, did not need you to manage Monday through Friday, I gave you to consult the arrangement, you must do achieved each issue of Program well, gave us the network television station to raise up a biggest gold-lettered signboard!” 冯桂琴想了想,“你的栏目现在是咱们公司的重点节目,以后7号录播间不提供其他节目的录制了,我把它留给你,今后这里只负责录播或直播《张烨脱口秀》,至于周一到周五原本时间段八点的节目安排,不用你管,我给你协商安排,你要做的就是把每一期节目做到最好,给咱们网络电视台竖起一块最大的金字招牌！” „Good, my meeting!” Zhang Ye vows solemnly to say.( “好,我会的！”张烨信誓旦旦道。( …… ……