On Saturday. 周六。 In the morning. 清晨。 The bedroom gate opened. 卧室门开了。 „Zhang Ye, awoke.” Is Dong Shanshan that an occupation installs. “张烨,醒醒了。”是一身职业装的董杉杉。 Zhang Ye is clamping the quilt blurry one side head, „does Shanshan, do?” 张烨夹着被子迷迷糊糊地一侧头,“杉杉啊,干嘛？” Dong Shanshan hangs up wipes gorgeous smiling face, said: „Did you say do do? Eight points, hurried to get out of bed, I went to work first, the breakfast remained to you well.” 董杉杉挂起一抹艳丽的笑容,道:“你说干嘛？都八点了,赶紧起床,我先上班去了,早餐给你留好了啊。” Zhang Ye closes one's eyes, „.” 张烨又闭上眼,“嗯。” Dong Shanshan pats his thigh, „is quick.” 董杉杉拍他大腿一把,“快起了。” „I daytime do not go to work, knew, this gets up.” Zhang Ye said the sentence ambiguously. “我白天不上班,知道了,这就起。”张烨含糊说了句。 Dong Shanshan shoots a look at him, „last night read the news to look for the inspiration? Who makes you comply to record live broadcast, you, are one's own do, makes your program to be good steadfastly, the result, will be definitely getting better and better, you must be together insane with the leadership, what live broadcast make, if live broadcast so is really good to do, other WebTV stage early didn't do? Did not manage you, I walked.” 董杉杉瞥瞥他,“昨天夜里都看新闻找灵感呢吧？谁让你答应录直播的,你啊,就是自己作,踏踏实实做你的节目多好啊,已经出成绩了,肯定会越来越好,你还非要跟着领导一块疯,弄什么直播,直播要是真那么好做,别的网络电视台不是早做了啊？不管你了,我走了啊。” „Bye-bye.” Zhang Ye closes one's eyes toward behind beckons. “拜拜。”张烨闭眼朝后面招招手。 After School Belle walks, five minutes, Zhang Ye the grinding chirp got out of bed to wash, because wanted live broadcast in the evening, therefore daytime led to him had a vacation, making him make program well. Therefore after having had the breakfast, Zhang Ye continues to read the news, in the brain is reorganizing the tonight's lines unceasingly, what lets the Zhang Ye headache was did not have anything to tease the news that recently unexpectedly, piece his previous program of many current events has used, cannot take again, this was also he last night rested very much late reason, could not find the appropriate topic and breakthrough point! 校花走后五分钟,张烨才磨磨唧唧地起床洗漱了,因为晚上要直播,所以白天领导给他放了假,让他好好弄节目。于是吃过早饭后,张烨继续看新闻,脑子里不断整理着今晚的台词,可是让张烨头疼的是最近居然没有什么可以调侃的新闻啊,好多时事的段子他上次节目已经用过了,不能再拿出来,这也是他昨晚睡得很晚的原因,找不到合适的话题和切入点！ To the topic! 给个话题啊！ Do you have a matter to be good? 你们出点事儿行不行？ How otherwise the buddy said Talkshow! 不然哥们儿怎么说脱口秀啊！ ...... …… I have hit the news, this news also online travelled. 维我已经打了新闻,这则消息也在网上传开了。 „What?” “什么？” „Can Zhang Ye make live broadcast?” “张烨要做直播？” „False news? Was Teacher Zhang insane?” “假消息吧？还是张老师疯了？” „Can this 30 minutes depend on the entertainment column that Host opened mouth saying that but also make live broadcast? Network live broadcast? This your mother big courage!” “这种30分钟都靠主持人一张嘴说的娱乐栏目,还能做直播吗？还是网络直播？这得你妈多大胆子啊！” „Ha Ha, in the evening had the quality of being worth looking at!” “哈哈,晚上有看头了！” „Anticipation, is Zhang Ye is courageous! Dares to do live broadcast really!” “期待啊,还是张烨胆子大啊！真敢搞直播啊！” „I am also interested, may anticipate to turn over to the anticipation, you determined that live broadcast doesn't have the issue? This is not the news and sports live broadcast, was too difficult?” “我也很感兴趣,可期待归期待,你们确定直播没问题吗？这又不是新闻和体育直播,太困难了吧？” „Yes, heard that Zhang Ye didn't have script?” “是啊,听说张烨还没稿子？” „Right, Teacher Zhang Ye is the entire journey is completed to make program probably!” “对,张烨老师好像是全程脱稿做节目的！” „Specialty, dares the entire journey to be completed, dares to make live broadcast, this is true Host!” “专业啊,敢全程脱稿,敢做直播,这才是真正的主持人啊！” „My WebTV may be really brave enough, had not heard that has the second WebTV stage to dare to make network live broadcast, is not good, in the evening must result in has a look!” “维我网络电视可真够勇敢的,可没听说有第二家网络电视台敢做网络直播的啊,不行,晚上必须得看看了！” Really such as Feng Guiqin expects, this WebTV first laughing uproariously annoyed many eyeballs, once again has upward pushed a fire «Zhang Ye's Talkshow», although could not compare that shock of first issue of Talkshow column, the discussion that but caused was not small. 果然如冯桂琴所料,这个网络电视第一的噱头着实惹来了不少眼球,又一次把《张烨脱口秀》往上推了一把火,虽然比不上第一期脱口秀栏目的那种震惊,但引起的议论也不小了。 A professional commented: „Zhang Ye this is playing with fire, if live broadcast were defeated, what serious careless mistake made, his popularity definitely will be affected, online scolded his person originally much, then definitely closed, he put is stabilizing in good condition does not want, was bent on having to take risk?” 一个业内人士评论道:“张烨这是在玩火啊,万一直播失败了,出了什么严重纰漏,他的人气肯定会受到影响,网上骂他的人本来就不少,这下肯定是一拥而上了啊,他放着好端端地稳定不要,怎么偏要冒险？” The company chiefs of another WebTV stage has sent a smile expression with weibo on, „our company is also good, Zhang Ye is also good, was too radical.” 另一个网络电视台的公司主管跟微博上发了一个微笑的表情,“维我公司也好,张烨也好,都太激进了。” Then, other companies, become famous for a long time network Host analysis saying: „Only if Zhang Ye this time is bringing script to go on stage, or has the teleprompter, otherwise I do not hold a favorable view on this live broadcast very much, this program, the glib lips free time request was too high, doesn't have the word? Depends entirely on is completed? It is not basically realistic! If general Host, even if looks that script said the lines may not reach an agreement the column of this Talkshow form, because the language fast too quick information content is too big, therefore let alone was completed! Records and broadcasts left wrongly has also been able to change, but can also the re-recording, but can also the editing, but live broadcast did not have the means!” 接着,一个其他公司、成名已久的网络主持人分析道:“除非张烨这次是带着稿子上台,或者有提词器,否则我对这次直播很不看好,他这种节目,嘴皮子工夫要求太高了,没词？全靠脱稿？基本不现实！要是一般主持人,就算是看着稿子说台词都不一定能说好这种脱口秀形式的栏目,因为语速太快信息量太大,所以更别说脱稿了！录播的时候出了错误还能改,还能重录,还能剪辑,可直播没办法啊！” Everybody discussed intensely, guessed that Zhang Ye this time can use script, when first issue of «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» Zhang Ye what did not look on that the picture of being completed excuse, was too deep to the impression that everybody made, the audiences possibly cannot pay attention to and care about these details, but did the professional and colleague possibly neglect? The person who is knowing the business truly looks like, Zhang Ye fiercest is actually not he writes script to write the piece the ability, but is the skill that he is completed! The person who because can write the piece are many, but can be completed for a half hour just right no error to show the innumerable complex pieces, this skill may too be fierce, a person possibly not over hand that entire Host can achieve! 大家讨论激烈,都猜测张烨这次会不会用稿子,因为第一期《张烨脱口秀》时张烨什么也不看就那么脱稿说词的画面,给大家留下的印象太深了,观众们可能不太会注意和在乎这些细节,可业内人士和同行怎么可能忽略？在真正懂行的人看来,张烨最厉害的其实不是他写稿子写段子的能力,而是他脱稿的本事！因为能写段子的人很多,但能脱稿半个小时把无数个复杂段子恰到好处一字不差地展现出来,这个本事可就太厉害了,整个主持界能做到的人可能不超过一只手！ The argument, discussed. 争论,讨论。 Everybody many are an exchange. 大家多数是个交流。 May suddenly, unharmonious Voice appear very much! 可忽然间,一个很不和谐的声音出现了！ A weibo head picture was the person of small eye handsome man commented, many people looked are shocked, all knew him, this person called Li Puyu, weibo fans 4 million, was the Republic of Korea person, this year has patted good drama series in Republic of Korea, in their Republic of Korea Domestic, although the reception was common, but watched the population to be extremely high in Domestic and mainland network, heard before , was Singer, was a beforehand member of Republic of Korea combination, this Li Puyu now is very high in Republic popularity, the innumerable young girls hounded him, Li Puyu was not hot in Republic of Korea, only in Republic Popular, therefore this year's development focus in the mainland, has prepared to take root here. Also does not know that is he can Chinese, he accounted orally the assistant or the translator sends, the writing that on weibo demonstrated in any case was Chinese! 一个微博头像是个小眼睛美男子的人评论了,好多人一看都愣住,全认识他,这人叫李朴宇,微博粉丝4000000,是个韩国人,今年在韩国拍过一个挺不错的电视剧,在他们韩国国内虽然收视一般,但在国内和大陆则网络观看人数极高,听说以前还是个歌手,是一个韩国组合的以前的成员,这个李朴宇在共和国的人气现在很高,无数少女都非常追捧他,李朴宇在韩国并不火,只在共和国吃得开,所以今年的发展重心一直是在大陆,准备在这边扎根了。也不知是他会中文,还是他口述助理或翻译发上来的,反正微博上显示的文字是中文！ Li Puyu: „I have gotten up many program, can such be completed the person of performance I not to see, their company said that he is completed everybody on the letter? Definitely has the teleprompter, otherwise in other words looks at time script, then received script to say one again, when later editing was pinched, therefore looks that probably was the entire journey is completed to be the same, in fact was mysterious, has made a false appearance!” 李朴宇:“我上过不少节目,能这么脱稿表演的人我还没有见到过,他们公司说他是脱稿大家就信吗？肯定有提词器的,要不然就是说一段看一次稿子,然后收起稿子再说一段,但是后期剪辑时被掐掉了,所以看着好像是全程脱稿一样,实际上就是故弄玄虚,做出了一个假象！” „!” “哇！” „Is Li Puyu!” “是李朴宇！” „Li Puyu I loves you!” “李朴宇我爱你！” „What program were you commenting?” “你在评论什么节目啊？” „«Zhang Ye's Talkshow»? Any trash program, has not looked!” “《张烨脱口秀》？什么垃圾节目,没看过！” „Supports Li Puyu, these Domestic program will win favor by ostentation to use deception! My family Li Puyu is charming! Never does the dishonest ways!” “支持李朴宇,这些国内的节目就会哗众取宠弄虚作假！还是我家李朴宇帅气啊！从不搞歪门邪道！” A Li Puyu speech, responder are innumerable! 李朴宇一说话,响应者无数！ But Zhang Ye these colleagues do not do! These colleagues, some have the competitive relations with Zhang Ye Corporation, some people do not like Zhang Ye very much, but that after is the contradictions among the people, your club! Brings brainless fan of one crowd of our countries to scold us the profession? 可是张烨的那些同行们不干了！这些同行,有些是跟张烨公司有竞争关系的,有些人也是很不喜欢张烨的,可那毕竟是人民内部矛盾啊,你一个棒子！带着一群我们国家的脑残粉骂我们行业？ The Female Host person of WebTV stage industry is listed fourth now replies Li Puyu saying: You who „said understand to be the same probably very much, you have gotten up program, has been the honored guest, but have you made Host? What the most basic record procedure you did not understand add, industry in already had the conclusion, the «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» first issue absolutely was being completed record, looked at script as for the midway again later the view of editing? Can say this words is amateur, you think that the audiences are stupid cunt? If there is this matter already to be disclosed that moreover from the program effect, among the pictures simply has not jumped the frame!” 一个业内现在排名第四的网络电视台的女主持人回复李朴宇道:“说的你好像很懂一样,你上过节目,做过嘉宾,可你做过主持吗？连最基本的录制程序你都不懂还说什么,业内早就有了定论,《张烨脱口秀》第一期绝对是脱稿录的,至于中途看稿子再后期剪辑的说法？能说出这种话的就是外行,你以为现场观众都是傻-逼吗？要是有这种事早就被爆料出来了,而且从节目效果来看,画面中间根本没有跳帧！” Several other professionals also counter-attack! 其他几个业内人士也纷纷反击！ Li Puyu only returned to two characters, „weak.” 李朴宇只回了两个字,“幼稚。” Does not comply also has the Domestic general netizens, inside has Zhang Ye fans, more is the national Fenqing, some Fenqing did not know who in fact Zhang Ye is, but saw that does not calculate this profession Republic of Korea Celebrity unexpectedly to their Domestic the column and Host directs teaches, they one scolded! 更不答应的还有国内的广大网友,里面有张烨的粉丝,更多的则是民族愤青,有些愤青事实上都不认识张烨是谁,但看到一个根本不算这个行业的韩国明星竟然对他们国内的栏目和主持人指指点点地教训,他们一下就开骂了！ „You install anything to compel you!” “你装什么逼啊你！” „You are not understanding! Is short with our cocky!” “你懂个屁！少跟我们得瑟！” „Get lost your Republic of Korea!” “滚回你的韩国吧！” „Also is Teacher Zhang Ye false is completed? I thought that you are fake! Your his mother from the face to the foot is fake!” “还张烨老师是假脱稿？我看你才是假的！你他妈从脸到脚都是假的吧！” „You determined that was just is scolding Teacher Zhang Ye? I have one intense premonition, you could have bad luck, Hahaha! Teacher Zhang is not genial generation! Whom you annoy not to be affable he to do!” “你们确定刚刚是在骂张烨老师吗？我有一种强烈预感,你们可能要倒霉了,哈哈哈！张老师可不是和善之辈！你们惹谁不好惹他干什么呀！” However, the enemy has also counter-attacked, is not Li Puyu counter-attacks, his gearing has not even moved, his these Republic brainless fan flushed! 不过,对方也反击了,不是李朴宇反击的,他甚至连动都没动,他的那些共和国的脑残粉就冲上来了！ „Whom you scolded!” “你们骂谁呢！” „! Dares to scold my family Li Puyu? You court death!” “靠！敢骂我家李朴宇？你们找死！” „Any Zhang Ye! Any Talkshow! Is the trash!” “什么张烨！什么脱口秀！都是垃圾！” „Li Puyu said that Zhang Ye is completed false! That is false!” “李朴宇说张烨是假脱稿！那就是假的！” „Makes that any Zhang Ye roll out! Do not come to deceive the audience!” “让那个什么张烨滚出去吧！别来欺骗观众了！” ...... …… Was looking that the news Zhang Ye has answered a telephone of leader confession matter, after having hung, has swept Weibo while convenient, saw this tangled warfare. 恰好,正看新闻的张烨接了一个领导交代事情的电话,挂了后顺便扫了眼微薄,就看到这一幕混战了。 I? 我？ Is the vacation completed? 假脱稿？ Deceives the audience? 欺骗观众？ Zhang Ye has smiled, but his anything has not actually replied, after having remembered Li Puyu this name, he instead was accesses the net to look up the news in related Republic of Korea aspect. 张烨笑了,但他却什么都没回复,记住了李朴宇这个名字后,他反而是上网查了一下有关韩国方面的新闻。 Some «Republic of Korea aspect people said: The Chinese character and printing method are they invent!» 《韩国方面有人称:汉字和印刷术是他们发明的！》 Does the «extraordinary personality have the Republic of Korea blood relationship? Republic of Korea said the boastful talk again!» 《伟人有韩国血统？韩国再次口出狂言！》 The «Republic of Korea official had issued a news, they must for the Chinese medicine application world heritage, the author want to ask what relations the Chinese medicine and you do have?» 《韩国官方发布了一则消息,他们要为中医药申请世界文化遗产,笔者不禁想问中医药和你们有什么关系？》 A news searched , before or is very long, either recently. 一个新闻被搜出来了,或很久以前的,或近期内的。 Zhang Ye knew that originally Republic of Korea of this world also same holds the egg, what seized saying that what was their? Is just the same as his original world? Even still the Zhang Ye angry very news, this world also had the Jiangling fifth day of the fifth lunar month of Republic of Korea declaration to offer a sacrifice to by the UNESCO is officially determined for „human legend and incorporeal hereditaments work”, once the noisy China-South Korea Dragon Boat Festival „Shen Yi” the struggle came to an end by the victory of Republic of Korea! 张烨才晓得,原来这个世界的韩国也一样操蛋啊,逮住什么就说什么是他们的？跟他原来的世界一模一样？甚至还有一个张烨十分恼怒的新闻,这个世界也存在了韩国申报的江陵端午祭被联合国教科文组织正式确定为“人类传说及无形遗产著作”,一度沸沸扬扬的中韩端午节“申遗”之争以韩国的胜利而告终！ Reads these news...... 看着这些新闻…… Looks that on weibo one's own scolded his some Li Puyu some brainless fan and Republic of Korea foreign students unceasingly...... 看着微博上不断自己骂他的一些李朴宇的脑残粉和一些韩国留学生…… The Zhang Ye look is certain, just now has not thought that this issue of live broadcast said anything, now finally found the topic, he started to reorganize these pieces in the brain fast, need took sorting, then reorganized to place in the memory, confirmed repeatedly several times, must achieve as far as possible absolutely safe! 张烨眼神一定,方才还没想好这期直播说什么呢,现在终于找到话题了,他开始快速在脑子里整理那些段子了,把需要的拿出来排序,然后整理好放在记忆里,反复确认了好几次,尽量要做到万无一失！ This issue said Republic of Korea! 这期就说韩国了！ If such a mysterious state does not appear in Domestic Talkshow program, that is impossible!( 这么一个神奇的国度要是不出现在国内脱口秀节目中,那都是不可能的！( …… ……