Family. 家。 The program film title came out. 节目片头出来了。 Zhang Ye takes up cell phone to be busy at telephoning. 张烨拿起手机忙打电话。 „Hello, mother, looks at my program, online is broadcasting!” “喂,妈,看我节目吧,网上正播呢！” „Ahead of time? Isn't will broadcast tomorrow? But I will not make the computer.” “提前了？不是明天才播吗？可我不会弄电脑啊。” „He He, cell phone is also good, on your cell phone searched WebTV to look for my name to see your son, making my father have a look.” “呵呵,手机也行啊,您手机上搜索网络电视找我的名字就能看到您儿子了,让我爸也看看啊。” „Ok, I try.” “行,我试试。” ...... …… „Hello, Younger sister.” “喂,妹妹。” „Elder Brother, what matter?” “哥,什么事呀？” „Surfer looks at my program, didn't you make my program one on tell you?” “上网看我节目吧,你不是让我节目一上就跟你说吗？” „Yo? Such quickly completed? I looked immediately that family member that side I also inform!” “哟？这么快就做好了？我马上去看,家里人那边我也通知一下！” ...... …… „Hello, Brother Hu, on my program.” “喂,胡哥,我节目上了。” „Now?” “现在？” „Right, now is beginning broadcasting.” “对,现在正在开播。” „That is just appropriate, we have not gotten off work, I have a look.” “那正合适,我们都还没下班呢,我看看去。” „Haven't you gotten off work? Alright, you to Xiao Lu Da Fei Brother Hou Younger Brother Hou they also said that mainly makes everybody help me select finds fault, I was also first time said that this type of program, belonged to feel the stone to cross river, many expressions and language fast controls possibly were also not that proper.” “您还没下班呢？得嘞,那您跟小吕大飞侯哥侯弟他们也说一声吧,主要让大家帮我挑一挑毛病,我也是第一次说这种类型的节目,属于摸着石头过河,好多表情和语速控制可能还不是那么到位。” „He He, good, I find fault to you.” “呵呵,好,我给你挑毛病。” „Becoming, has the problem you to refer to me, um, but program itself definitely does not have the problem, Ha Ha, is not I blows Brother Hu, your everybody looked knows!” “成,有毛病您给我指出来,嗯,不过节目本身肯定是没毛病的,哈哈,真不是我吹啊胡哥,您大家看就知道了！” ...... …… „Hello, Leader Zhao prison, my Zhang Ye.” “喂,赵总监,我张烨啊。” ...... …… 78 telephones hit quickly. 78个电话很快打出去了。 Zhang Ye informed father and mother and family member as well as the beforehand Old Leader old colleague \; first, reported the achievement with everybody, moreover some people early have also said that making Zhang Ye new program one contact with them, two, was gains a point their hit rate, although the friends looked at also at most several dozens clicks, but the mosquito again slightly was also the meat, Zhang Ye very much anticipated now the one's own program hit rate can be in any situation, to WebTV program, the current capacity and click on was the life, on was regarding direct-viewing performance of result, these click has decided Zhang Ye popularity, had decided the Zhang Ye wages, had also decided representing of Zhang Ye program spends the advertisement fee, he naturally must attach great importance to! 张烨把爸妈和家里人以及以前的老领导老同事都通知到了,一是跟大家汇报一下成果,而且有些人也早都说过了,让张烨新节目一出就联系他们,二来,也是赚一点他们的点击量啊,虽然就算朋友们都去看也顶多十几几十个点击,可蚊子再小也是肉,张烨现在很期待自己节目的点击量到底能到什么地步,对网络电视节目而言,流量和点击就是生命,就是对于成绩的直观表现,这些点击决定了张烨的人气、决定了张烨的工资、也决定了张烨节目的代言费广告费,他当然要重视了！ „I am Zhang Ye.” “我是张烨。” „I feed the one's own bag salt.” “我喂自己袋盐。” The film title that does wickedly had ended, picture all, scene scene came! 恶搞的片头结束了,画面一切,现场镜头来了！ „Good, below invited everybody welcome our famous Host...... Zhang Ye go on stage!” Zhang Ye one's own Voice introduced one's own, the person has not made an appearance, in the spoken language that said one's own „famous Host” the words made the audiences laugh, scene has also given auditorium one -and-a-half seconds of picture! “好,下面有请大家欢迎我们的著名主持人……张烨登场！”张烨自己的声音介绍自己,人还没露面,言语中那自称自己“著名主持人”的话就让观众们哈哈大笑,镜头也给了观众席一个一秒半的画面！ In the laughter, Zhang Ye mounted the stage! 笑声中,张烨登台了！ ...... …… „Has a look at first fans, is the gentleness that lowers the head, he said ` Zhang Ye like this! I go to your younger sister! Your how his mother also new column! Does your his mother believe me to smash your family glass the bastard...... fans kind with touches me quite warmly! Thank you, thanks!” “看看第一位粉丝,最是那一低头的温柔,他这样说道‘张烨！我去你妹啊！你丫怎么他妈还不出新栏目啊！你他妈信不信我砸你家玻璃啊混蛋……粉丝们的关切和热情让我好感动啊！谢谢你,谢谢！” „Pū!” “噗！” ...... …… „The third letter, this is female fans issues me...... I! Good! Thinks! With! You! Fresh! Children!! Zhang Ye please these words...... Passed on to Dong Teacher Shanshan!” “第三封信,哇,这是一位女粉丝发给我的……我！好！想！和！你！生！孩！子！张烨请把这句话……转告给董杉杉老师！” „Hello!” “哎呦喂！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” ...... …… „Dong Shanshan is a native of Inner Mongolia, when she misses homeland a little not easy to do...... Therefore thought Inner Mongolia in Shanghai each time, she went to the card juan exchange...... Looks at that vast green!” “董杉杉是内蒙人,当她想家的时候有点不好办……所以每次在上海想内蒙了,她就去证劵交易所……看一看那一望无际的绿色！” „It is not whoops good!” “哎呦不行了！” „Pū Hahahaha!” “噗哈哈哈哈！” „Do you work as that are the prairie you?” “你当那是草原吗你？” ...... …… Finally, in everybody's laughter neutralization creating a disturbance sound, the «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» first issue dropped the curtain, Zhang Ye has bowed in thanks, the audience actually stood up to applaud, for a very long time was not willing to leave. This content had not trimmed off unexpectedly, instead added desirably, this was the idea and idea of Zhang Ye, before he got off work, has communicated with late processing and editing that side for this, audience's response and mood, can lead outside to watch the program audience with the family|home, was just like Domestic these Situation comedy, said after any matter , the background must broadcast wears a smile the sound to do to serve as contrast, was a truth, this involved to some things of psychology, concerned the overall atmosphere, was very important. 终于,在大家的笑声中和起哄声中,《张烨脱口秀》第一期落下了帷幕,张烨鞠躬致谢,观众却起立鼓掌,久久不愿离开。这一段内容居然也没被剪掉,反而刻意加上来了,这是张烨的主意和想法,他下班前就为这个跟后期处理和剪辑那边沟通过了,现场观众的反应和情绪,也是能带动场外跟家观看节目的观众的,就好比国内那些情景喜剧,说一个什么事以后背景就得播放一堆笑声作衬托,都是一个道理,这涉及到了心理学的一些东西,也关乎整体气氛,是很重要的。 Then, manufacture list starts to roll. 然后,制作名单开始滚动。 The audiences have applauded for about nine minutes, impossible to put these, therefore after having put some, to avoid too monotonously, scene continues to hit on the face of audience, then the captions roll, makes the mediation with the manufacture list, about after 20 seconds, program finally finished! 观众鼓掌了九分钟左右,不可能把这些全都放上,所以放了一些后为了避免太单调,镜头继续打在观众的脸上,然后字幕滚动,用制作名单做调解,大约20秒钟后,节目才最终结束！ Zhang Ye looked, at heart was very satisfied, he thought that one's own first time said Talkshow can performance become this, was quite good. 张烨看完了,心里是很满意的,他觉得自己第一次说脱口秀就能表现成这样,已经相当不错了。 ...... …… Another side. 另一边。 Beijing, in a hotel theater box. 京城,一个饭店包厢内。 Beijing broadcasts Radio Station Jia Yandao: „Heard Zhang Ye program ahead of time to today?” 京城广播电台的贾严道:“听说张烨的节目提前到今天了？” „Does for him.” Zhāng Yě snort|hum one, „is jumps the beams Clown! Does Literature he to be able, does entertainment program? He is anything!” “替他干什么啊。”张野哼了一声,“就是个跳梁小丑！搞文学他可以,搞娱乐节目？他算什么！” On seat of honor Assistant Station Chief Jia also slightly shakes the head. 上首坐着的贾副台长也微微摇头。 The secretary of Assistant Station Chief Jia hugs to look at the joke the mentality: „Otherwise do we look at one? Looked how his so-called Talkshow does make to pound?” 贾副台长的秘书抱着看笑话的心态道:“要不然咱们看一眼？看他那个所谓的脱口秀怎么弄砸？” Several people inquired that the vision looks to Assistant Station Chief Jia. 几人都询问地目光看向贾副台长。 Sees only Assistant Station Chief Jia to nod, „looked that I also want to take a look.” Just criticizes Zhang Ye anything not to understand anything with the network in not, added his program affirms the incorrect spoken language, Assistant Station Chief Jia must certainly think his program, but must continue to attack Zhang Ye. 只见贾副台长点点头,“看吧,我也想瞅瞅呢。”刚跟网络上批评完张烨什么都不懂什么都不会,还说了他节目肯定不行的言语,贾副台长肯定也是要看一看他节目的,还得继续攻击张烨呢。 Therefore a person has put out the tablet PC, 2-3 have put out cell phone personally, selected the Zhang Ye column, wants to visit him to make a boner. 于是一个人拿出了平板电脑,还有两三个人拿出了手机,都点开了张烨的栏目,想看他出丑。 A half hour passed by. 半个小时过去了。 program broadcast! 节目播完了！ Then, in the theater box nobody spoke again, probably kept silent instantaneously! 然后,包厢里没有一个人再说话,好像瞬间噤若寒蝉！ This program...... 这节目…… End is Radio Station female staff has not borne, is thinking piece that Zhang Ye just said that she was teased to titter one to smile, at once feels improper, hurried to cover the mouth to suppress! 末了是一个电台女工作人员没忍住,想着张烨刚刚说的段子,她被逗得噗嗤一声笑了出来,旋即感觉不妥,赶紧捂住嘴巴憋回去了！ Jia Yan stares his one eyes! 贾严瞪他一眼！ Zhāng Yě puts down cell phone to be silent! 张野放下手机沉默不语！ Assistant Station Chief Jia the complexion must ugly ugly! 贾副台长脸色也是要多难看有多难看！ The secretary of Assistant Station Chief Jia racks brains to find fault, said: „This Talkshow actually also on that a matter, funny? It is not funny, I thought that these audiences 80% are the child-care who the internal personnel or invited, no matter Zhang Ye said anything, they laughed to applaud.” 贾副台长的秘书绞尽脑汁挑毛病,道:“这脱口秀其实也就那么回事吧,好笑吗？不好笑吧,我看那些观众八成都是内部人员或者请来的托儿,不管张烨说什么,他们都哈哈大笑鼓掌。” No one has to manage him. 谁都没理他。 The secretary looked, has coughed a throat, knows one's own said somewhat could not stand firmly, immediately also lowered the head to eat meal, does not have the sound. 秘书一看,咳嗽了一嗓子,也知道自己说的有些站不住脚,随即也低头吃着饭,没动静了。 Assistant Station Chief Jia did not have the mood to eat meal, „walked.” Saying, was setting out to leave the table! 贾副台长却没心情吃饭了,“走吧。”说着,起身离席了！ The people look at each other, removed, they know that Assistant Station Chief Jia on weibo the angle of according to professional criticizes Zhang Ye these words, now actually the racket returned to Assistant Station Chief Jia on the face of one's own! Trash program? Person who so long as has the eye knows that Talkshow is impossible to succeed? These words of Assistant Station Chief Jia 11 appear in the mind of people, even if they are not Assistant Station Chief Jia , seemed to be conceivable and felt before Assistant Station Chief Jia, also joins in the fun to question that Zhang Ye Jia Yan and Zhāng Yě and the others moods, on the face estimated already burning was hit to be swollen! 众人相视一眼,也都跟着撤了,他们知道,贾副台长微博上以专业人士的角度批评张烨的那些话,现在却都拍回到了贾副台长自己的脸上！垃圾节目？只要是个有眼睛的人就知道那个脱口秀不可能成功？贾副台长的那些话11浮现在众人的脑海里,他们即使不是贾副台长,也似乎都可以想象和感觉到贾副台长和之前也凑热闹质疑张烨的贾严和张野等人的心情,脸上估计都已经火辣辣的被打肿了！ Assistant Station Chief Jia is actually very calm calm, takes the theater box next two building staircases steadily, is the next quarter, his step betrayed him, Assistant Station Chief Jia does not know absent-mindedly in thinking anything, the foot steps on, whoops one on the body one crookedly, threw down from the staircase, rumble also rolled two stairs! 贾副台长倒是很沉稳淡定,稳稳迈出包厢下二楼楼梯,可是下一刻,他的步伐就出卖了他,贾副台长心不在焉地也不知在想什么,脚一踩偏,哎呦一声就身子一歪,从楼梯上摔倒了,咕噜咕噜还滚了两节台阶！ „!” “啊！” „Manager Jia!” “贾台长！” „Manager Jia!” “贾台长！” „Are you what kind of? All right? All right?” “您怎么样？没事吧？没事吧？” The following people hurry to hold person, they know that Assistant Station Chief Jia is the surface is calm, exploded with rage by Zhang Ye at heart actually! 后面众人都慌忙上去扶人,他们才知道,贾副台长就是表面冷静,心里其实已经被张烨气炸了！ Assistant Station Chief Jia is covering the rib fork, hurt the perspiration to get down, could not bear crack cursed to vent that to the awful mood of limit! 贾副台长捂着肋叉子,疼得汗都下来了,忍不住破口大骂了一句以发泄那堵到极限的糟糕心情！ „You are quick.” “您快起来。” „Has a look to have the matter.” “起来看看有没有事。” Everybody is crowding around Assistant Station Chief Jia from all sides. 大家前前后后地簇拥着贾副台长。 Assistant Station Chief Jia stands under their supporting by the arm, is whoops a place short lower part of the body, covers rib there to gasp for breath again and again, probably bone fracture. 贾副台长在他们的搀扶下站起来,可是又哎呦一声地矮下身,捂着肋骨那里连连喘气,好像骨折了。 Secretary busy [say / way]: „Goes to the hospital quickly!” 秘书忙道:“快去医院吧！” Jia Yanji said: „I drive the car(riage)!” 贾严急道:“我把车开过来！” Assistant Station Chief Jia is also pain and awkward, the face was green, today loses disgraced in a big way! 贾副台长也是又疼又尴尬,脸都绿了,今天是丢人丢大了！ ...... …… Similarly is Beijing. 同样是京城。 Beijing TV Station Literature and Art Channel office. 京城电视台文艺频道办公室。 Looks at «Zhang Ye's Talkshow», Hu Fei already face dumbfounded , then fiercely has patted the thigh, „this Little Zhang! Originally program can also do this!” Hu Fei does the plan family background, the Weibo authentication is famous column Planner, but he felt that, compared with Zhang Ye, in front of one's own this so-called column Planner, but also cannot handle „famous” two characters really! 看完《张烨脱口秀》,胡飞已经一脸哭笑不得,然后就是猛地拍了一下大腿,“这个小张啊！原来节目还可以这样做啊！”胡飞就是搞策划出身的,微薄认证都是著名栏目策划人,可是他感觉跟张烨一比,自己这个所谓的栏目策划人前面,还真的当不起“著名”两个字啊！ Xiao Lu covers the belly still in Ha Ha to laugh wildly, program had finished, but she cannot stop, has smiled for one minute! 小吕捂着肚子还在哈哈狂笑,节目都结束了,可她就是止不住,已经足足笑了一分多钟了！ Brother Hou said: „crap! Teacher Zhang wants counter Heavens/Days!” 侯哥道:“我了个去！张老师是要逆天啊！” „Far more than goes against heaven's will, this has created a Domestic new entertainment program form!” Younger Brother Hou also eyeful is the color that admires. “何止是逆天,这是创造了国内一个新的娱乐节目的形式啊！”侯弟也满眼都是佩服的色彩。 Da Fei said with a smile: „If in stage does not dismiss Teacher Zhang, now this program possibly is our stage, does not know that what feelings after our Station Leader and these likes the Teacher Zhang Ye other provinces and cities TV station people looking, cannot be, initially Teacher Zhang Ye in all directions sought employment, conceivable, so long as is provincial level TV station throws an olive branch to him, even if not make him let satellite TV channel, even if only invited on him the provincial level regional station, he definitely will meet, definitely will go, finally? Everybody puts a Golden Mountain not to want, all TV station force out Teacher Zhang Ye obstinately, end has made that side the WebTV stage pick up a bargain, «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» broadcasts, does not know to have the leadership of many TV station to regret that the intestines were blue!” 大飞笑道:“要是台里不开除张老师,现在这个节目可能就是咱们台的了,不知道咱们台领导和那些不喜欢张烨老师的其他省市电视台的人看过之后会是个什么感想,当初张烨老师四处求职,可以想象,只要是个省级电视台给他抛个橄榄枝,哪怕不让他让卫视频道,就算只邀请他上省级地方台,他肯定都会接的,肯定都会去的,结果呢？大家放着一座金山不要,愣是所有电视台都封杀张烨老师,末了让网络电视台那边捡了便宜,《张烨脱口秀》一播,不知道得有多少电视台的领导后悔到肠子都青了啊！” Xiao Lu stopped has smiled the sound track: „Right! Was really happy for Teacher Zhang that Teacher Zhang has proven his one's own strength and skill once again! These questioned his person! The face was definitely blue!” 小吕停下了笑声道:“没错！真替张老师高兴,张老师又一次证明了他自己的实力和本事啊！那些质疑他的人！脸肯定都青了！” Hu Fei is also regrets, him does not have that big right to speak, does not have the means to change the decision of Beijing TV Station leadership, he will not put Zhang Ye to walk at risk of life, present Zhang Ye left such a grade of shocking new column, definitely was Boundless Oceans, Vast Skies Ren Niaofei, Hu Fei thinks that is the present convinces Station Leader to make Zhang Ye come back, Zhang Ye possibly did not want, oh, regretted! 胡飞也是惋惜不已,要不是他没那么大的话语权,没办法改变京城电视台领导的决定,他拼死也不会放张烨走的,现在的张烨出了这么一档让人震惊的新栏目,肯定是海阔天空任鸟飞了,胡飞想到就算是现在说服台领导让张烨重新回来,张烨可能也不太愿意了,唉,遗憾啊！ Now in their stage, always in the hiring, digs the person, wants to expand the Host team to cause some new columns to come to snatch the market share with other TV station, may look like in Hu Fei, in their stage wins over a popular actor from another company by offering higher pay five ten Host...... Cannot compare a Zhang Ye person!( 现在他们台里,老在招人,挖人,想扩充主持人的队伍弄出一些新栏目来跟其他电视台抢市场份额,可在胡飞看来,他们台里就算挖角五个十个主持人来……也比不上张烨一个人啊！( …… ……