The program form decided. 节目形式定了。 Then with which program? 那用哪个节目呢？ Foreign country? On Domestic television? In network? 外国的？国内电视上的？还是网络上的？ The Talkshow column of Zhang Ye that world were too many, especially before that several years of world by changing, this kind of program was too been really hot, but the selectivity are many, because of the content issue criterion issue and audience crowd issue, are also few, he who may elect is thinking must suit network video type to broadcast the form, then considered that he can be first proposes the Talkshow person, must therefore eject one to suit Domestic as far as possible first , and comparison has the Talkshow traditional flavor, but cannot choose these false Talkshow to make this foundation beginning, then, best choice as if only then.. 张烨那个世界的脱口秀栏目可是太多了,尤其世界被修改之前的那几年,这类节目实在太火了,可选择性很多,不过因为内容问题尺度问题和受众人群问题,可选的又非常少,他想着要适合网络视频这种播出形式,再考虑到他会是第一个提出脱口秀的人,所以要尽量最先抛出一个适合国内且比较有脱口秀传统味道的,而不能选那些伪脱口秀做这个开创先河,那么,最好的选择似乎只有一个了。。 Thought of here, Zhang Ye opened Game Ring interface, after having a look at one's own total Reputation, the heart said luckily before , after pulling out to „Difficulty Adjustment Dice”, used up these Reputation value also Lottery, now finally has applied, he surplus Reputation will have bought „Memory Search Capsule” completely, in addition over the two days one after another Reputation of income, he altogether had bought ten capsules, wants multi- memory some! 想到此处,张烨已经打开了游戏戒指的界面,看看自己的总声望后,心说幸亏之前抽到“难度调整色子”后就把这些声望值也抽奖用掉,现在终于派上用场了,他将剩余的声望全部买了“记忆搜索胶囊”,加上这两天又陆续进账的声望,他总共买了十枚胶囊,想一口气多记忆一些！ The capsule throws into the mouth. 胶囊扔进嘴巴。 Starts, memory search. 开始吧,记忆搜索。 Zhang Ye was then recalling when one's own looked at that program date and time, the thought consciousness returned to that time with the help of capsule naturally. 张烨便回想着自己看那个节目时的日期和时间,思维意识在胶囊的帮助下自然而然地回到了那时候。 An issue...... 一期…… Ten issues...... 十期…… 20 issues...... 20期…… Why can record these many all of a sudden? 为什么一下子要记这么多？ The reason is, many specific literary references and pieces about his world is unusable, only to be able with some general pieces to come out, therefore definitely cannot illuminate according to that side order said that must delete, but must increase some, therefore remembers several issues of program always not have the fault, an issue of piece insufficient time, the following piece can supplement at any time, so long as good of upholstery engagement will not have the towering feeling. 原因是,关于他那个世界的很多特定典故与段子都不能用,只能拿一些通用段子出来,所以肯定不能按照那边的顺序照着说,要删一些,还要添加一些,所以多记住几期节目总没有坏处,一期的段子不够了的时候,后面的段子可以随时补充进来,只要铺垫衔接的好就不会有突兀感。 ...... …… 8.4 ten. 8.4十。 Quick nine o'clock. 都快九点钟了。 Zhang Ye Memory Search Capsule uses up, restored soberly, in the brain has tried casually, um, he altogether has remembered twenty issues of columns, a character has not fallen, printed clearly completely in the mind, was makes him pour the back, he can no error. 张烨的记忆搜索胶囊用光,也恢复了清醒,脑子里随便试了一下,嗯,他一共记住了二十几期栏目,一个字都没有落下,清清楚楚全部印在脑海里了,就是让他倒着背,他都能一字不差。 Rumble. 咕噜噜。 The belly is crying out. 肚子叫唤着。 Zhang Ye has covered the belly, this felt hungrily, in the evening after coming back, he may not eat meal, when with hospital physical examination also drew blood to toss about for quite a while, in addition program has set, the body and spiritual also relaxed, therefore the hunger was even more obvious, in the family|home the thing were not many, exited to eat? Well, wait / etc., red line? Zhang Ye lowers the head to look for the shoes to prepare to go downstairs, actually sees the red line on ankle slowly in changing the direction, before has been pointing at the west side, obviously is Dong Shanshan is looking at the house to rent the house in that direction, but now, the red line unexpectedly is pointing to one's own, because the red line can penetrate, can see it to submerge family's floor. 张烨捂了捂肚子,这才感觉饿了,晚上回来以后他可还没吃饭呢,跟医院体检时还抽了血折腾了半天,再加上节目定下了,身体和精神也一阵放松,于是饥饿愈加明显,家里东西不多,是不是出去吃点？咦,等等,红线怎么了？张烨低头找鞋子准备下楼,却看到脚腕子上的红线慢慢在变动着方向,之前一直是指着西边,显然是董杉杉在那个方向正在看房子租房子,但现在,红线居然直直指着自己的正下方,因为红线是能穿透的,就能看到它没入家里的地板。 Refers to below? 指在下面？ This what meaning? 这什么意思？ At once, the red line also had to change, toward east side leaning a point, then raised slowly, when were not many, has been parallel with the floor on the red line, aimed at the entrance position. 旋即,红线又有变化了,往东侧偏了一点,然后慢慢抬高,不多时,就红线就和地板平行了,指向门口的位置。 ding~dong~. 叮咚。 ding~dong~. 叮咚。 Doorbell by person according to sound. 门铃被人按响。 Zhang Ye confuses to walk a sliding door, „, Dong Shanshan?” 张烨迷惑地走过去一拉门,“啊,董杉杉？” Out of the door is standing unexpectedly is really School Belle, is today that clothes, but behind actually is also drawing two Zhang Ye with on the airplane has seen her suitcase. 门外站着的竟真是校花,还是今天那身衣服,不过身后却还拉着两个张烨跟飞机上见过的她的行李箱。 Dong Shanshan has dialed under hair charmingly, „? Don't 2-3 hours see? Stares that big eye? Don't the old schoolmates know?” 董杉杉妩媚地拨了下头发,“怎么了？才两三个小时不见吧？瞪那么大的眼睛？连老同学都不认识了？” Zhang Ye said: „, Didn't I wonder you to come? Do you know my family address?” 张烨道:“不是啊,我纳闷你怎么来了？你知道我家地址？” Dong Shanshan said suddenly: „Your address and telephone did not input with the company, my memory was quite good, before has not classified the encryption, I have swept one, remembered.” Saying, her has been patting the one's own suitcase, „does? Makes the old schoolmate stand in the entrance? Didn't ask me to go in?” 董杉杉眨眼道:“你地址和电话不是跟公司录入了么,我记忆力比较好,没分类加密之前我扫过一眼,就记住了。”说着,她拍了拍自己的行李箱,“干嘛？就让老同学在门口站着啊？不请我进去？” „Please enter come.” Zhang Ye being sideways lets her. “请进请进。”张烨侧身让她。 Dong Shanshan enters the room to look in all directions looks, „humph, is your family big enough?” 董杉杉走进屋子四顾一看,“嚯,你家够大的？” Zhang Ye also helped her take a baggage to enter the room, „also good, was the ordinary two-bedroom.” 张烨也帮她拿了一个行李进屋,“还行吧,就是普通两居室。” „Town center such good boundary, the house so is big, one month minimum more than 10,000, he he, is you are rich.” Dong Shanshan held his one. “市中心这么好的地界儿,房子还这么大,一个月起码10000多啊,呵呵,还是你有钱。”董杉杉捧了他一句。 Zhang Ye is not clear, „weren't you looking for an apartment go?” 张烨还是不明白,“你不是找房子去了吗？” „Has not seen well.” Dong Shanshan sighed, said: „To company near was too expensive, does not have a room, two occupy the cheapest capital ** thousand, have that type 4,000-5,000 must gather with others rents, the far point house also looked, occupies actually, 3,000-4,000, may be too far, if the coming and going to work traffics jams, back and forth could one hour of even two hours, do our line of additional night shifts to be also unavoidable, if gets so far as night gets off work, how to go home? Did not have the car(riage), was unsafe, therefore was not definitely good.” “没看到好的呗。”董杉杉叹了口气,道:“离公司近的都太贵了,也没一居室,二居最便宜的都**千,有那种四五千的还得是跟别人合租,远一点的房子也看了,一居的倒是还可以,三四千,可太远了啊,上下班要是堵车,来回可能都得一个多小时甚至两个小时了,干咱们这行的加夜班也难免,如果弄到夜里才下班,怎么回家啊？没车了,也不安全,所以肯定不行。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Are you also short of money?” 张烨笑道:“你还差钱啊？” Dong Shanshan his eyes, pulled the paper napkin to wipe the forehead close fragrant perspiration white, this towed the box to be tired, „I was really also short of money, with the Xishan province time has deposited some money, gave my parents, makes good, therefore my this time came the Shanghai belt that they lived as far as possible were not many, how to compare to result in your this rich person, um, the family condition of our family|home should you know?” 董杉杉白他一眼,扯了张餐巾纸抹了抹额头细密的香汗,这一路拖着箱子可能累着了,“我还真差钱,跟西山省的时候存了一些钱,都给我爸妈了,让他们尽量生活的好一点,所以我这次来上海带的也不多,怎么比得了你这个大款,嗯,我们家的家庭条件你应该知道啊？” When Zhang Ye goes to school has listened to some actually, knows in her family|home the condition to be ordinary, should be similar to one's own, is not the wealthy families, but should be also insufficient to have an empty stomach, „, or do you take from here first?” 张烨上学时倒是听过一些,知道她家里条件一般,应该跟自己家差不多,不是什么富裕人家,但应该也不至于饿肚子,“要不你先从我这儿拿点？” Dong Shanshan said with a laugh: „You know me no matter, since person lends money, how much money spend how much money, my continuously this criterion, but...... Also really must ask your matter.” 董杉杉笑呵呵道:“你知道我从不管人借钱的,有多少钱花多少钱,我一直都这个准则,不过……还真得求你个事情。” „Any matter you said.” The Zhang Ye objections had not said. “什么事你说。”张烨没二话道。 Dong Shanshan slightly somewhat ridicules, refers to the finger of one's own baggage, „quick hotel that yesterday lived, but this nearby quick hotel was also very expensive, an evening more than 300, went to work time I have not continued the room, the baggage checks the onstage, when looked a moment ago the house went back to live in an evening again, finally did not have the room, was subscribed, I came out to stroll had not seen to have the hotel of small advantage good long while, can only harass you.” The word, she stood up to size up several this repair luxurious families, „, wants to disturb your evening, but your family was really good, the repair and area were very good, did your person live, lives in the two-bedroom to waste?” 董杉杉略有些讪笑,指指自己行李,“昨天住的快捷酒店,不过这附近快捷酒店也挺贵的,一晚上300多,上班过来的时候我没续房间,行李是寄存前台了,等刚才看完房子回去想再住一晚,结果没房间了,都被订完了,我出来逛了好半天也没看到有便宜的酒店,得,只能来骚扰你了。”言罢,她站起身打量了几眼这个装修豪华的家,“本来呢,想就打扰你一晚上的,不过你家还真不错,装修和面积都很好啊,你就一个人住,住两居室多浪费啊？” Zhang Ye one, „? Is the waste.” 张烨一愣一愣的,“啊？啊,是浪费。” The bilabial of Dong Shanshan sex appeal reveals wipes to smile, „that we travel together, minded that your schoolmate does live here? Naturally, I definitely white did not live, your house rent how many? The incentive also allocates.” 董杉杉性感的双唇露出一抹笑,“那咱俩搭个伴呗,介不介意你老同学住这里啊？当然了,我肯定不白住,你房租多少？中介费也平摊下来。” Zhang Ye said subconsciously: „One month 12,000.” 张烨下意识道:“一个月12000吧。” „Is so expensive?” Dong Shanshan smacks the lips, „this, I leave 4000, um, later the clothes threw to me were good, I washed to you.” “这么贵？”董杉杉咂咂嘴,“这样吧,我出4000,嗯,以后你的衣服都扔给我就行了,我给你洗。” Zhang Ye said immediately: „That which line, you are willing to live live, this is also any matter, does not need you to do laundry, money does not need to give.” 张烨立即道:“那哪儿行啊,你愿意住就住啊,这还算什么事儿,不用你洗衣服,钱也不用给。” Dong Shanshan strikes an attitude to put on a serious face, „can that I walk?” 董杉杉作势板脸,“那我可走了？” „Hey, you look at you, as.” But Zhang Ye said. “嘿,你瞧你,至于么。”张烨无奈道。 Dong Shanshan persists in saying: „Knows that you are the good intention, but......” 董杉杉坚持道:“知道你是好意,但……” Zhang Ye also very much insisted that „how many old schoolmates, you were polite with me what? Your money I definitely cannot want in any case.” Knows that School Belle now is a little possibly uptight, he naturally must help one, moreover Zhang Ye looks forward to Dong Shanshan to come, this is lives together with the beautiful woman! 张烨也很坚持,“多少年老同学了,你跟我还客气什么？反正你的钱我肯定不能要。”知道校花现在可能有点拮据,他当然要帮一把了,况且张烨巴不得董杉杉来住呢啊,这是跟美女同居啊！ Dong Shanshan frowns, „you did not have meaning.” 董杉杉蹙眉,“你没意思了啊。” „Is you do not have the meaning.” Zhang Ye toward time lies to move with the baggage to her, „walks.” “是你没意思。”张烨给她拿行李往次卧搬,“走吧。” „This is not definitely good.” Dong Shanshan thinks that simply said: „This, I was not quite recently wealthy, my father is hospitalized is seeing a doctor, money I did not give you, but your clothes turned over to me, then every day I did grocery shopping, the money for vegetables I left, I prepared food to brush the bowl, otherwise I docked unable to bear certainly.” “这肯定不行。”董杉杉想了想,干脆道:“这样吧,我最近不太富裕,我爸住院正看病呢,钱我就不给你了,但你的衣服都归我了,然后每天我买菜,菜钱我出,我做饭刷碗,不然我绝对接受不了。” Zhang Ye is very happy, „will you also prepare food?” 张烨喜上眉梢,“你还会做饭？” Dong Shanshan happy, „underestimates me? I make one to taste to you.” 董杉杉乐了乐,“小看我？那我给你做一顿尝尝。” „That is indeed good, I am hungry, in the evening has not eaten meal.” Zhang Ye also calculates that accepts suggestion that she has washed clothes to prepare food to do grocery shopping, but does not certainly have prepares to make her do laundry. “那敢情好啊,我正饿着呢,晚上没吃饭。”张烨也算接受了她洗衣做饭买菜的建议,不过当然没真的准备让她洗衣服。 „Ok, what wants to eat?” “行,想吃什么？” „Has stuttering on the line, I do not select food.” “有口吃的就行,我不挑食。” „You move baggage to me, I go to downstairs supermarket to buy to order food.” “那你给我搬行李,我去楼下超市买点菜。” ...... …… 9 : 30. 九点半。 Dong Shanshan does grocery shopping not to change clothes, turns out an apron to put from the suitcase, directly soars the kitchen to close, when comes out again, in her hand presented two TV dinners, is one is to explode the chicken wing separately, is scattering Chinese prickly ash bud, one is the oil stuffy prawn, water has not put, takes the oil to cook in a covered vessel, was hearing is specially fragrant, the luster seems is also attractive. 董杉杉买菜回来也没换衣服,从行李箱里翻出一身围裙来套上,直奔厨房关上了门,再出来时,她手里已经出现了两盘菜,分别是一盘是炸鸡翅,撒着花椒芽儿的,一盘是油闷大虾,一点水都没有放,生生拿油焖出来的,闻着特别香,色泽看上去也非常漂亮。 „Tastes.” Dong Shanshan from channel. “尝尝。”董杉杉自信道。 Zhang Ye has gone bad greedily, takes up chopsticks to eat, „well, oh, delicious!” 张烨馋坏了,拿起筷子就吃,“唔,嗯嗯,好吃！” Ring, ring, ring, the Dong Shanshan telephone has rung, she leans to say to Zhang Ye: „Let alone words.” Then meets to say with a smile: „Hello, mother.” 铃铃铃,董杉杉的电话响了,她侧头对张烨道:“别说话啊。”然后接起来笑道:“喂,妈。” That side Aunt Dong said: „Rested?” 那边的董妈妈道:“睡了吗？” Dong Shanshan said: „Has not rested, is my father body what kind of?” 董杉杉道:“没睡,我爸身体怎么样？” „Tomorrow will leave the hospital, is the pneumonia, all right.” Aunt Dong said: „Are you smooth with that side work? Place that found?” “明天就出院了,就是肺炎,没什么事。”董妈妈道:“你跟那边工作顺利吗？找到住的地方了吗？” Dong Shanshan said with a smile: „Had found, near Bund, is very near to the company.” 董杉杉笑吟吟道:“找到了,就在外滩附近,离公司很近。” Aunt Dong said with amazement: „There house price was valuable, were you so how wasteful?” 董妈妈惊讶道:“那里房价可贵了呢,你怎么那么大手大脚？” Dong Shanshan pointed at has referred to exploding the chicken wing, hinted Zhang Ye also to try this dish, the mouth opponent machine said: „No, I lived in an old schoolmate home, did not need to spend.” 董杉杉手指了指炸鸡翅,示意张烨也尝尝这道菜,嘴里对手机道:“没有,我住在一个老同学家里了,不用花钱。” Aunt Dong said vigilantly: „Male female?” 董妈妈警惕道:“男的女的？” „Naturally is female.” Dong Shanshan talks nonsense does not have the rough draft to say. “当然是女的了。”董杉杉说瞎话不打草稿道。 Aunt Dong, „that was good, remembers that thanks others.” 董妈妈哦了一声,“那就好,记得谢谢人家啊。” Dong Shanshan said easely: „Thanks our two sisters are having a night-time snack, she tomorrow will be the morning shift, today must early rest, I did not say first mother, hung.” 董杉杉悠然道:“已经谢了,我们姐妹俩正吃夜宵呢,她明天是早班,今天要早睡,我先不说了啊妈,挂了。” Saw that side to make the telephone call, Zhang Ye has blushed with shame, the heart said these beautiful women how mouth a little that anything that he met, the mouth of Heavenly Queen/days later was double dealings, the person the previous set of person latter set, the mouth of Landlady was poisonous, must damage multi- damaging, but the mouth of School Belle, did not have a truth!( 见那边挂了电话,张烨汗颜了一把,心说他遇见的这些美女们怎么嘴巴都有点那啥啊,天后的嘴是两面三刀,人前一套人后一套,房东阿姨的嘴是毒,要多损有多损,而校花的嘴,是没有一句真话！( …… ……