IRAS :: Volume #15

#1456: Cussing out of entire Asia!


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The netizens were ignorant! 网友懵了! What meaning?” “什么意思?” Your what meaning?” “你什么意思?” Zhang Ye?” 张烨?” Manhua?” 漫画?” Court eunuch?” “太监?” Fuck!” 我草啊!” Not? Can't?” “不是吧?不会吧?” „!” “啊!” Please tell that appearance that I am not I think!” “请告诉我不是我想的那个样子!” paralysis, possibly is such that you think!” 麻痹,可能就是你想的那样儿啊!” Buddha! God!” “佛祖啊!上帝啊!” Weibo exploded! 微薄炸了! The people exploded! 民众炸了! Zhang Ye weibo, shocks entire Asia! 张烨的一条微博,震惊全亚洲 From the beginning sees this weibo time, everybody has not dared to continue downward to guess, because incessantly is they, at this moment the first impression of entire Asia people, that seven national anime back evil behind-the-scenes manipulators definitely are Japanese, definitely is Japan Manhua, because Japan is the anime state, is the world anime industry most magnificent place, seven anime also in the Japan round, therefore everybody first impressions are most lasting lock-on target on Japanese, early besieged one, even if saw Zhang Ye these words, thinks that was a different matter. 一开始看到这条微博的时候,大家还没敢继续往下猜,因为不止是他们,此刻全亚洲民众的第一印象,那七部国民动漫背后的黑手肯定是日本人啊,肯定是个日本漫画家啊,因为日本就是动漫的国度,是全世界动漫产业最辉煌的地方,七部动漫也是在日本发的,所以大家先入为主的都把目标锁定在了日本人身上,早都一个个围攻一遍了,即便看到了张烨的这段话,也都以为是另一码事。 Zhang Ye also drew Manhua. 张烨也画漫画了。 His exactly also court eunuch. 他恰好也太监了。 If changes other people, other Celebrity, the people downward will not ponder over. 如果换一个其他人,其他明星,民众都不会往下琢磨了。 Others made the movie to go, you also made the movie to go, this itself did not have what relatedness. 别人拍电影去了,你也拍电影去了,这本身也没有什么关联性。 But Zhang Ye is different, the thing of this name representative is different, when thinks this person is Zhang Ye, when thinks this fellow mental disposition, looked at one again that weibo, many people shivered, stared in a big way the eyeball, astonished appearance with damn general! 张烨不一样,这个名字代表的东西不一样,当一想到这个人是张烨的时候,当一想到这家伙秉性的时候,再看了一遍那篇微博,很多民众都颤抖了,一个个都瞪大了眼珠子,惊愕的样子就跟见了鬼一般! Who is Zhang Ye? 张烨是谁? Sang, Host, Director, Calligraphy, novel...... 唱歌,主持,导演,书法,小说…… Nothing which is not passes nothing which is not the anomaly of meeting! 无所不通无所不会的变态! Said that other Celebrity can draw Manhua? They definitely do not believe! 说别的明星会画漫画?他们肯定不信! But said that Zhang Ye can draw Manhua? Nobody dares not to believe! 但说张烨会画漫画?没人敢不信! This goods airplane can start, what can draw Manhua also to have inconceivable? 这货飞机都会开,会画漫画还有什么不可思议的? Also did Zhang Ye have this time? 再说张烨有这个时间吗? He has, has, serializes to start from first «One Piece», that Zhang Ye wife just the bone fracture, Zhang Ye turned down all work to ask for leave to go home, then works as that moment of seven anime court eunuches, is the Zhang Ye wife is restored to health exactly, Zhang Ye re-enters Entertainment Circle time of first day! On time not only meets the condition, the fearfulness of but also tallying, the fearfulness of coincidence, that is a day of error is not bad! 他有啊,真有啊,从第一部《海贼王》连载开始,那正是张烨妻子刚刚骨折,张烨推掉一切工作请假回家,然后当七部动漫太监的那一刻,也恰恰是张烨妻子康复,张烨重回娱乐圈第一天的时间时间上不但符合条件,而且符合的可怕,巧合的可怕,那是一天误差都不差啊! Also Zhang Ye what Speed? 再说张烨什么速度 Glib lips? Asia first! 嘴皮子?亚洲第一! Language fast? Asia first! 语速?亚洲第一! Astonishing advertisement word of Zhang Ye in 《The Voice》 demonstrated that until now makes entire Asia all Host be able not hold a candle! Also once had to pass the night to record ten volumes of Talkshow program brilliant history, this Speed, this efficiency, this record, entire Asia nobody can break until now! 张烨《好声音》中惊人的广告词展示,至今令全亚洲所有主持人望尘莫及!还曾经有过一夜录出十集脱口秀节目的辉煌历史,这个速度,这个效率,这个记录,全亚洲至今无人能破! If Zhang Ye fast is also Asia first? 如果说张烨手速也是亚洲第一? If Zhang Ye drawing Speed is also Asia first? 如果说张烨绘画速度也是亚洲第一? Has this possibility really Fuck! 真有这个可能啊我草 Finally, said again Zhang Ye temperament mental disposition, this lacking the great kindness matter, this type of tube has killed the rogue act that no matter buries, can Zhang Ye do? Really why does he dare? 最后,再说张烨的脾气秉性,这种缺了大德的事,这种管杀不管埋的流氓行径,张烨干得出来吗?他真敢干吗? The answer is obvious! 答案是显然的! He can do! 他干得出来! This male servant real his mother can do! 这厮真他娘干得出来啊! Moreover, this male servant himself is likes doing this wicked matter, has always enjoyed! 而且,这厮本身就是喜欢干这种缺德事的啊,一直乐此不疲啊! Tally! 符合! Tally! 符合! All conditions all tally! 一切条件全都符合! Therefore, when Zhang Ye studio official weibo once more outgoing message, people regarding seeing, is not very accidental! 于是,当张烨工作室的官方微博再次发文的时候,民众对于见到的一幕,已经并不是很意外了! studio round of chart. 工作室发图。 All is «One Piece» «Naruto» and other Manhua the original manuscripts. The original manuscript first edition of script that comes out from the author hand, does not have changing, does not have the watermark, anything no clean script, this original author and magazine company have. Therefore these charts come out, silent won the sound. 全都是《海贼王》《火影忍者》等漫画的原稿。原稿就是从作者手里出来的第一版稿子,没有修改,没有水印,什么都没有的干干净净的稿子,这个只有原作者和杂志社才有。所以这几张图一出来,已经无声胜有声。 Zhang Ye studio hurries to explain: Teacher Zhang is not intends, is mainly the Restraining Order blockade died, Teacher Zhang received the extremely severe limit in all work and works of Japanese and Korean, since Teacher Zhang has revealed the status, did not have the means to continue to draw, furthermore, Teacher Zhang went to work, the work was also very busy, did not have time and energy continues to complete these seven works again, asking everybody to understand!” 张烨工作室慌忙解释:“张老师也不是有意的,主要是限制令封锁的太死了,张老师日韩的所有工作和作品都受到了极其严厉的限制,所以既然张老师揭秘了身份,也没办法继续画了,再者,张老师重新上班,工作也很忙,也没有时间和精力再继续完成这七部作品了,请大家理解!” However, these words have not used! 然而,这些话根本已经没有用了! After the status exposure of that big court eunuch, any spoken language has not used! 当那个大太监的身份曝光之后,什么言语都没有用了! Found the person! 找到正主儿了! Finally his mother found the secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator! 终于他妈找到幕后黑手了! School! 学校! Company! 公司! Media! 媒体! People! 民众! Entertainment Circle! 娱乐圈 Inundates existed! 画界 Because entire Asia this weibo has started the startled day storm! 亚洲都因为这条微博掀起了惊天风暴! The news just liked gave the wing, has spread over across entire Asia with great speed! 消息犹如插了翅膀,火速传遍了全亚洲各地! ...... …… Japan. 日本 Shōnen Hall Editor unit. 少年馆编辑部。 Innumerable Editor collective motherfucker. 无数编辑正在集体骂娘 Had found the person?” “找到没找到人啊?” Japan all Manhua looked everywhere, not!” 日本所有漫画家都找遍了啊,都不是啊!” Where does this person come?” “这人到底从哪儿来的?” Then, a vice- Chief Editor face startled anger walked, looked up the person!” 然后,副总编一脸惊怒的走了进来,“查到人了!” Seto Yukiko stands all of a sudden, what? Is who?” 濑户恭子一下子站起来,“什么?是谁啊?” After vice- Chief Editor is nipping , the molar said: „Before us, daily in fellow of scolding!” 总编咬着后槽牙道:“一个咱们之前天天都在骂的家伙!” Has male Editor to be shocked, „, won't we scold daily? That was also Zhang Ye, other person of we did not have! Zhang Ye?” 有个男编辑愣住,“不会啊,我们天天都骂的?那也就是张烨了啊,其他人我们也没啊!张烨?” Is Zhang Ye?” “是张烨?” My God! How possibly is he!” “我的天!怎么可能是他!” Seto Yukiko faints! 濑户恭子晕倒! Editor unit all people spat blood! 编辑部所有人都吐血了! ...... …… Republic of Korea. 韩国 Li Anxu team. 李安旭团队。 Surnamed Zhang and came back.” “姓张的又回来了。” Yes, does not know that must do any matter.” “是啊,又不知道要搞什么事了。” He does not want to come Republic of Korea in any case, he is willing to do the matter to do in China, we did not play with him!” “反正他是别想来韩国了,他愿意搞事就在中国搞去吧,我们不跟他玩了!” Oh, how is «One Piece» not to renew?” “唉,就是《海贼王》怎么不更新了啊?” „Is the Anxu elder brother, you also looking?” 安旭哥,你也在看啊?” Um.” “嗯。” At this time, an assistant insane ran, had an accident! Zhang Ye noisily had an accident! «One Piece» is he draws! «Naruto» is he draws! The entire his mother is he draws!” 这时候,一个助手疯了似的跑进来,“出事了!张烨又闹出事了!《海贼王》是他画的!《火影忍者》是他画的!全他妈是他画的啊!” What did you say?” “你说什么?” Is impossible!” “不可能!” The assistants said loudly: Really is Zhang Ye! He has acknowledged mistakes!” 助手大声道:“真是张烨啊!他已经认账了!” Li Anxu almost falls from the chair! 李安旭差点从椅子上摔下去! ...... …… China. 中国 Yao Jiancai's Family. 姚建才家 Yao Mi was cursing at home! 姚蜜正在家里咒骂! Do not let me know your address!” “别让我知道你地址!” Your pit goods!” “你个坑货啊!” You manage to kill, no matter buries you!” “你管杀不管埋啊你!” My «Slam Dunk»! My love Rukawa Kaede!” “我的《灌篮高手》啊!我的挚爱流川枫啊!” The mother came. 身后,母亲过来了。 The mother said: Well, Mimi, your did Uncle Zhang have the news?” 母亲说:“咦,蜜蜜,你张叔叔有新闻了?” Yao Mi has not turned head, too does not pay attention saying: What news?” 姚蜜也没回头,不太关注道:“啥新闻?” The mother takes cell phone saying: I have a look, um, said that «Slam Dunk» and «Gundam» and other anime are he draws, what anime? Is Manhua?” 母亲拿着手机道:“我看看啊,嗯,说《灌篮高手》和《高达》等七部动漫都是他画的,什么动漫?是漫画吗?” Yao Mi tarries! 姚蜜呆住! ! 噗! An old blood has spurted! 一口老血喷了出来! Shit! 我靠 Is my Uncle Zhang? 是我张叔叔 ...... …… Some school. 某学校。 The Cao Mengmeng class and grade just finished class. 曹萌萌的班级刚下课。 A bell sound, the schoolmates gather together shouts abuse in public. 下课铃一响,同学们就聚在一起骂街。 A female student: Has the wicked person such!” 一女生:“怎么有这么缺德人呀!” A male student cries saying: My «Gundam»! Such court eunuch?” 一男生哭道:“我的《高达》啊!就这么太监了?” Cao Mengmeng said: Dead court eunuch! Smelly court eunuch! Too exasperating!” 曹萌萌道:“死太监!臭太监!太气人啦!” At this time, a female schoolmate took cell phone to walk dumbfoundedly, before the screen has attained the Cao Mengmeng body, Mengmeng, do not scold.” 这时,一个女同学目瞪口呆地拿着手机走过来,把屏幕拿到了曹萌萌身前,“萌萌,你就别骂了。” Cao Mengmeng angrily said: Why I cannot scold!” 曹萌萌气道:“我凭什么不能骂啊!” Female schoolmate dumbfounded , „, because that person is your elder brother!” 女同学哭笑不得,“因为那人是你哥啊!” This saying, all schoolmates spurted the blood! 这话一出,全班同学都喷血了! Cao Mengmeng is scared, what?” 曹萌萌傻眼,“什么?” The female schoolmate has raised cell phone, your one's own looks, latest news!” 女同学扬了扬手机,“你自己看吧,最新消息!” Looks at cell phone, Cao Mengmeng collapses pats the forehead, suddenly called out: „, Cannot scold, cannot scold, the study, looks at any anime well!” 看完手机,曹萌萌崩溃地一拍脑门,突然叫道:“靠,不许骂了啊,都不许骂了,好好学习,看什么动漫呀!” People perspiration, you were not this saying fed a moment ago! 众人一汗,你刚才可不是这话啊喂! That female schoolmate said: Um, does not scold.” 那女同学道:“嗯,不骂了。” A Cao Mengmeng building she, my bosom friend(s) is good!” 曹萌萌一楼她,“还是我闺蜜好!” Female schoolmate speechless [say / way]: Because did not need me to scold, had no need for me scolding, your one's own had a look, now the entire Asia people are scolding your elder brother!” 女同学无语道:“因为根本不用我骂了啊,根本用不着我骂了啊,你自己看看吧,现在全亚洲的人都在骂你哥呐!” Cao Mengmeng: „......” 曹萌萌:“……” She wants to cry but have no tears now! 她现在是欲哭无泪! She wondered, how one's own spreads the cousin who on such has been able to court disaster! 她就纳了闷了,自己怎么摊上了这么一个能惹祸的表哥啊!
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