Zhang Yestudio.张烨工作室。
The conference callis starting.
视频会议正在开启。But an entireconference roomactuallycomplete silence, Ha Qiqi, Zhang Zuo, Wu Yi, Little Wang, Little Zhou, Xiaosun, allpeopledumbfoundedlystare the bigeyeto look in the videoZhang Yewith a laugh.
而整个会议室却一片鸦雀无声,哈齐齐,张左,武易,小王,小周,小孙,所有人都瞠目结舌地瞪大眼睛看着视频中笑呵呵的张烨。„What?”
“什么?”„What did yousay?”
“您说啥?”„Newlyhas drawnfourManhua?”
“又新画了四部漫画?”„Ifaint, four?”
“我晕,四部?”„Yourthisisbreaknecksyou!”
“您这是玩命啊您!”„Threehave serialized!”
“已经有三部连载了啊!”„Leader Zhang, has been OK! Has been OK!”
“张导,已经可以了啊!已经可以了啊!”Sleepwakes up, fournewManhuahave thrown into theirmailbox, can youimagine the shock of Zhang Yestudiothisgroup of people? Elder Brotherseveralis aboutto faint!
一觉醒来,四部新漫画已经扔进了他们的邮箱里,你能想象到张烨工作室这帮人的震惊吗?哥几个都快晕了!top threeunit!
之前三部!Addsfouragain?
再加四部?Thishis motheraltogetherseven?
这他妈一共七部了啊?Yourthisismustmakein a big way!
您这是要闹多大啊!Sports, warm-blooded, science fiction, the youth , the young girl , the child , the youth, madeyoudo, thiswasall-around360degreesnon-dead anglebombing!
体育的,热血的,科幻的,少年向的,少女向的,儿童向的,青年向的,都让您搞出来了啊,这是全方位360度无死角轰炸啊!Zhang Yesaid with a smile: „Old rule.”张烨却笑道:“还是老规矩。”Ha Qiqiforced smile, „good.”哈齐齐苦笑,“好吧。”Zhang YelookstoXiaosun, „Xiaosun, youruncleprevioustimewenttoyouruncle, was right, is yourauntidling?”张烨看向小孙,“小孙,你舅舅哦对你舅舅上次去了,对了,你舅妈闲着呢吗?”Xiaosunhas cried, „is idling.”小孙哭了,“闲着呢。”Zhang Yeblinks, „does yourbrother-in-law'syounger brothersister-in-lawalsosettle downinJapan?”张烨眨眼,“你姐夫的弟弟弟妹也在日本定居呢?”Xiaosunknew in the heart that their familywasonecould not be inescapable, simplysaid: „Theyare idling.”小孙心知他们一家人是一个都跑不了了,干脆道:“他们都闲着呢。”Is idling!
闲着个屁啊!Whodoes not go to workwith the family|homeindailysits!
谁天天不上班跟家里坐着啊!Zhang Yenods, says with a smile: „Good, thatwas laboriousthey, Xiaosun, thankyour one contribution that was the Manhuadomainmakes, the Asiapeoplewill rememberyour family.”张烨点点头,笑道:“好,那就辛苦他们了,小孙啊,感谢你们一家为漫画领域做出的贡献,亚洲人民会记住你们家的。”studiopeopledumbfounded .工作室众人都哭笑不得。At this timedo not giveotherswear a tall hat (flatter)!
这个时候您就别给人家戴高帽了啊!Othersentirefamilymadeyougive the throatto spread!
人家整个家族都让您给吭遍了啊!Ifyoudrawtwoagain, Xiaosunmustdig the ancestral grave!
您要是再画两部,小孙就得挖祖坟去了!
...
…Japan.日本。SomesmallManhuamagazine company.
某小漫画杂志社。
The Editorunitscreamedonepiecesuddenly!编辑部突然尖叫一片!„Aaahhhhh!”
“啊啊啊!”„Came! Came!”
“来了!来了!”„Was one's turnus!”
“轮到咱们了啊!”„Heavenenlarges ones vision!”
“苍天开眼啊!”
...
…Anothermoderate scaleManhuasociety.
另一家中等规模漫画社。„Fuck!”
“我草!”„Isit! Isit!”
“就是它!就是它啊!”„Wewere developed!”
“咱们要发达了!”„Quick, givesonitto serialize!”
“快,给它上连载!”
...
…Several Days Later.几天后。
A restaurant.
一家料理店。In the circlemanywell-knownJapanManhuagets together, the large number of elderly persons, came more than 30all of a sudden, isindustryinhonored and popularTeacher.
圈内不少知名日本漫画家聚会,人数众多,一下子来了30多位,都是业内有头有脸的老师。«King Wu»author.
《武王》的作者在。
The authors of severalsmallManhuasocieties.
还有几家小漫画社的作者。„Come, eats.”
“来,吃吃吃。”„Thistimerelaxedfinally.”
“这次总算松了一口气啊。”„Yes, thatAoi, OzawaandHatano too did not saywell-mannered, inentireindustry that didfishy, making the readeralsothink that drewManhuato be very easyto resemble, was listening tomypissed off, thiswhereeasy, makingthemdrawoneto try, simplicity that said!”
“是啊,那苍井、小泽和波多野实在太不讲规矩了,搞的整个业内乌烟瘴气,让读者还以为画漫画很容易似的,听着我就生气啊,这哪里容易了啊,让他们来画一个试试啊,就说的简单!”„Right, thisatmosphereis not good.”
“没错,这风气太不好了。”„Nowfinallyexplainedunderstood.”
“现在终于解释明白了。”„Um, but also was lucky that the Editorhelp of Manhuasocietybreaks through.”
“嗯,还多亏漫画社的编辑帮忙解围。”„Yes, otherwisewecannot get out.”
“是啊,不然咱们都下不来台。”„Oh, howto jump the new person who baselesssuchthreedo not understand the custom, did not have the politeness, did not pay attention toourtheseSenior, resultgood? The resultgoodalso to speak the custom, otherwisedoesonegroup of turbid water, does everybodyalsocreate? Snort, thinks that is uncomfortable, others is a renewal of weeklywords, they? Cantwothree? Appearstheycanresemble! Iestimated that theyareretain the draftmany, makestheironeweek of picturethreewordstryreally! ThatisBlowsfucking awesome! Some impossible people able to accomplish!”
“唉,怎么凭空蹦出来这么三个不懂规矩的新人啊,太没有礼貌了,一点也不把我们这些前辈放在眼里,成绩好怎么了?成绩好也得讲规矩啊,不然搞得一团浑水,大家还怎么创作啊?哼,想想就不舒服,别人都是周刊一话的更新,他们呢?非得两更三更?显得他们多能似的!我估计他们就是存稿多,真让他们一周画三话试试!那是吹-牛-逼!不可能有人办得到!”„Is!”
“就是就是!”Butat this time, Manhuahas answered a telephone.
可这时,一个漫画家接了个电话。
The peopleclink glassesto eat meal, finallysees a thatperson of faceto compelignorant!
众人都碰杯吃饭,结果就见那人一脸懵逼!Has made the telephone call, thatperson of anger: „OMG!”
挂了电话,那人愤怒道:“我的天啊!”
The peopleare busy atasking: „How?”
众人忙问:“怎么了?”Thatperson of motherfucker: „Fuck-he-mother-!”
那人骂娘:“我-草-他-妈-啊!”
The peoplesaid: „Had an accident?”
众人道:“出什么事了啊?”Thatfacewas green, „his mothercomes outfourweekthreewordsanomalies!”
那人脸都绿了,“又他娘出来四个周更三话的变态啊!”„What?”
“什么?”„What did yousay?”
“你说什么?”„Weekthreewords?”
“周更三话?”„Came outfour?”
“出来了四个?”„Igrass!”
“我了个草!”„Theymustdiethey!”
“他们要死啊他们!”„Scolded the next door! Which his motherbraves!”
“骂了隔壁!这都他娘哪儿冒出来的啊!”AudiencesManhuawere startledmustspurt the blood!
众漫画家们惊得都要喷血了!
The person in entirerestaurantlistens totheircrackcursed!
整个料理店的人就听他们破口大骂!Whatisface-smacking?
什么叫打脸?Thisisface-smacking!
这就是打脸!Thisgroup of Manhuajustjointlyinone, there areindustryinwell-knownEditorto join the campto helpto explainManhuacreationis not easy, with the readersink marksenoughoneweek, debatedenoughoneweek, finallyconvinced the readerwith great difficulty, makingthembelieveOzawa, AoiandHatanothatthreeanomaliesreallyabnormally, moreoverlaterwill not have the fourthsuchrenewalwas abnormal, finally?
这帮漫画家们刚联合在了一起,又有业内的知名编辑们加入阵营帮忙解释漫画创作的不易,跟读者们墨迹了足足一周,辩论了足足一周,好不容易才终于将读者说通,让他们相信小泽、苍井、波多野那三个变态是真的变态,而且以后都不会有第四个这样更新的变态了,结果呢?Not onlyfourthcame out!
不但第四个出来了啊!Fifthsixthseventhalsocame out!
第五个第六个第七个也出来了啊!
The one breathcomes outfour!
一口气又出来四个!At this moment, Japanallinundatedexistedto collapse!
这一刻,日本所有漫画界都崩溃了!Evenat this time, suspectedincludingtheirone's ownthat was really wedrawswas too slow? Theybeat a drum!
甚至这时候,连他们自己也自我怀疑起来,是不是真的是我们画的太慢了啊?他们心里都打鼓了!
The Japanreadersalsoexploded!日本读者们也炸了!„Shit!”
“我靠!”„Thisgroup of swindlers!”
“这帮骗子!”„Whosaid that won't havefourthagain?”
“谁说不会再有第四个了?”„Yes, whosaid?”
“是啊,谁说的?”„Has a look! Youopenlookshortly! Except thatothersAoi, OzawaandHatanoTeacherbefore, currentlyalsohasMuto, Iijima, NishinoandTakagifourTeacherafter! Yousaid that a twothis, wealso believed that butnow? Seven! Sevenexamplehere! Othersthese manypeoplecan the weekthreewordsnot call the matter! Ithought how youalsosaid! Youforone's ownfinds the excuselazily!”
“看看!你们睁大眼看看!除了人家苍井、小泽和波多野老师在前,现在又有武藤、饭岛、西野、高树四位老师在后啊!你们说一个两个这样也就罢了,我们也就信了,可现在呢?七个!七个例子在这里!人家这么多人都能周更三话不叫事儿!我看你们还怎么说!你们就是为自己的懒惰找借口!”„Thisgroup of lazygoods!”
“这帮懒货!”„Right, EditorandManhuaforms a partnershipto be ignorantwe!”
“没错,编辑和漫画家合起伙来懵咱们啊!”„Hurriesto givemeto renew!”
“赶紧给我更新!”„Yourthisgroup of sluggards! Quickrenewal!”
“你们这帮懒鬼!快更新!”
The readersrevolted!
读者们起义了!Finallydoes not liveincludingManhuamagazine companypit, thisis the call of people, thispressurewas too big. Immediately, the Manhuamagazine companyalsostartedto changeserializes the way, urged that ableManhuaemulatedtothatsevenTeacher, numerousManhuaalso can only addpagein addition.
最后连漫画杂志社都坑不住了,这是人民的呼声啊,这个压力太大了。登时,漫画杂志社也开始改变连载方式了,纷纷催促有能力的漫画家们向那七位老师看齐,众多漫画家们也只能加页加更。Finally the tragedycame!
结果悲剧就来了!
Some person of firstweekscollapsedonpicture!
有人第一周就画崩了!Somepeoplequestioned that one's ownSpeed, ponders overis quicker, henceforthhas takenanotherpath how candraw!
有人质疑自己的速度,琢磨怎么能画的更快,从此走上了另一条道路!EntireJapaninundatedexistedtimeto be horrible to look, Manhua that serialized has almost no wayto look!
整个日本漫画界一时间惨不忍睹,连载的漫画几乎都没法看了!
A piece of wail!
一片哀鸣!
The horizontalcorpsespreadswildly!
横尸遍野!
A Manhuaprofession, nearlycrasheswellfinally!
好好一个漫画行业,最后近乎崩盘!
...
…China.中国。
The Zhang Yestudiopersonseesthis, pats the racketforehead of forehead, speechlessspeechless, thisflash, theyhave thought ofZhang Yeanothernickname!张烨工作室的人看到这一幕,也都拍脑门的拍脑门,无语的无语,这一瞬间,他们都想到了张烨的另一个外号!Stick Stirring Feces!搅屎棍!Ten thousandyearsStick Stirring Feces!
万年一出的搅屎棍!Really, whichprofessionLeader Zhangarrives, whichprofessionmusthave bad luck!
果然啊,张导走到哪个行业,哪个行业就得倒霉啊!Therefore, manypeopleoncegavethisphenomenonto give a nameto callZhang Ye's Law!
为此,很多国人曾经给这个现象起了一个名字叫张烨定律!Takes a look, thistimefulfilled!( To be continued., Yoursupport, isIbiggestpower.)
瞧瞧,这次又应验了啊!(未完待续。、,您的支持,就是我最大的动力。)
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