IRAS :: Volume #15

#1449: Zhang Ye law!


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Zhang Ye studio. 张烨工作室 The conference call is starting. 视频会议正在开启。 But an entire conference room actually complete silence, Ha Qiqi, Zhang Zuo, Wu Yi, Little Wang, Little Zhou, Xiaosun, all people dumbfoundedly stare the big eye to look in the video Zhang Ye with a laugh. 而整个会议室却一片鸦雀无声,哈齐齐,张左,武易,小王,小周,小孙,所有人都瞠目结舌地瞪大眼睛看着视频中笑呵呵的张烨 What?” “什么?” What did you say?” “您说啥?” Newly has drawn four Manhua?” “又新画了四部漫画?” I faint, four?” “我晕,四部?” Your this is breaknecks you!” “您这是玩命啊您!” Three have serialized!” “已经有三部连载了啊!” Leader Zhang, has been OK! Has been OK!” 张导,已经可以了啊!已经可以了啊!” Sleep wakes up, four new Manhua have thrown into their mailbox, can you imagine the shock of Zhang Ye studio this group of people? Elder Brother several is about to faint! 一觉醒来,四部新漫画已经扔进了他们的邮箱里,你能想象到张烨工作室这帮人的震惊吗?哥几个都快晕了! top three unit! 前三部! Adds four again? 再加四部? This his mother altogether seven? 这他妈一共七部了啊? Your this is must make in a big way! 您这是要闹多大啊! Sports, warm-blooded, science fiction, the youth , the young girl , the child , the youth, made you do, this was all-around 360 degrees non- dead angle bombing! 体育的,热血的,科幻的,少年向的,少女向的,儿童向的,青年向的,都让您搞出来了啊,这是全方位360度无死角轰炸啊! Zhang Ye said with a smile: Old rule.” 张烨却笑道:“还是老规矩。” Ha Qiqi forced smile, good.” 哈齐齐苦笑,“好吧。” Zhang Ye looks to Xiaosun, Xiaosun, your uncle previous time went to your uncle, was right, is your aunt idling?” 张烨看向小孙,“小孙,你舅舅哦对你舅舅上次去了,对了,你舅妈闲着呢吗?” Xiaosun has cried, is idling.” 小孙哭了,“闲着呢。” Zhang Ye blinks, „does your brother-in-law's younger brother sister-in-law also settle down in Japan?” 张烨眨眼,“你姐夫的弟弟弟妹也在日本定居呢?” Xiaosun knew in the heart that their family was one could not be inescapable, simply said: They are idling.” 小孙心知他们一家人是一个都跑不了了,干脆道:“他们都闲着呢。” Is idling! 闲着个屁啊! Who does not go to work with the family|home in daily sits! 谁天天不上班跟家里坐着啊! Zhang Ye nods, says with a smile: Good, that was laborious they, Xiaosun, thank your one contribution that was the Manhua domain makes, the Asia people will remember your family.” 张烨点点头,笑道:“好,那就辛苦他们了,小孙啊,感谢你们一家为漫画领域做出的贡献,亚洲人民会记住你们家的。” studio people dumbfounded . 工作室众人都哭笑不得 At this time do not give others wear a tall hat (flatter)! 这个时候您就别给人家戴高帽了啊! Others entire family made you give the throat to spread! 人家整个家族都让您给吭遍了啊! If you draw two again, Xiaosun must dig the ancestral grave! 您要是再画两部,小孙就得挖祖坟去了! ... Japan. 日本 Some small Manhua magazine company. 某小漫画杂志社。 The Editor unit screamed one piece suddenly! 编辑部突然尖叫一片! Aaahhhhh! 啊啊啊! Came! Came!” “来了!来了!” Was one's turn us!” “轮到咱们了啊!” Heaven enlarges ones vision!” “苍天开眼啊!” ... Another moderate scale Manhua society. 另一家中等规模漫画社。 Fuck!” 我草!” Is it! Is it!” “就是它!就是它啊!” We were developed!” “咱们要发达了!” Quick, gives on it to serialize!” “快,给它上连载!” ... Several Days Later. 几天后 A restaurant. 一家料理店。 In the circle many well-known Japan Manhua gets together, the large number of elderly persons, came more than 30 all of a sudden, is industry in honored and popular Teacher. 圈内不少知名日本漫画家聚会,人数众多,一下子来了30多位,都是业内有头有脸的老师 «King Wu» author. 武王》的作者在。 The authors of several small Manhua societies. 还有几家小漫画社的作者。 Come, eats.” “来,吃吃吃。” This time relaxed finally.” “这次总算松了一口气啊。” Yes, that Aoi, Ozawa and Hatano too did not say well-mannered, in entire industry that did fishy, making the reader also think that drew Manhua to be very easy to resemble, was listening to my pissed off, this where easy, making them draw one to try, simplicity that said!” “是啊,那苍井小泽波多野实在太不讲规矩了,搞的整个业内乌烟瘴气,让读者还以为画漫画很容易似的,听着我就生气啊,这哪里容易了啊,让他们来画一个试试啊,就说的简单!” Right, this atmosphere is not good.” “没错,这风气太不好了。” Now finally explained understood.” “现在终于解释明白了。” Um, but also was lucky that the Editor help of Manhua society breaks through.” “嗯,还多亏漫画社的编辑帮忙解围。” Yes, otherwise we cannot get out.” “是啊,不然咱们都下不来台。” Oh, how to jump the new person who baseless such three do not understand the custom, did not have the politeness, did not pay attention to our these Senior, result good? The result good also to speak the custom, otherwise does one group of turbid water, does everybody also create? Snort, thinks that is uncomfortable, others is a renewal of weekly words, they? Can two three? Appears they can resemble! I estimated that they are retain the draft many, makes their one week of picture three words try really! That is Blows fucking awesome! Some impossible people able to accomplish!” “唉,怎么凭空蹦出来这么三个不懂规矩的新人啊,太没有礼貌了,一点也不把我们这些前辈放在眼里,成绩好怎么了?成绩好也得讲规矩啊,不然搞得一团浑水,大家还怎么创作啊?哼,想想就不舒服,别人都是周刊一话的更新,他们呢?非得两更三更?显得他们多能似的!我估计他们就是存稿多,真让他们一周画三话试试!那是吹-牛-逼!不可能有人办得到!” „Is!” “就是就是!” But at this time, Manhua has answered a telephone. 可这时,一个漫画家接了个电话。 The people clink glasses to eat meal, finally sees a that person of face to compel ignorant! 众人都碰杯吃饭,结果就见那人一脸懵逼! Has made the telephone call, that person of anger: OMG!” 挂了电话,那人愤怒道:“我的天啊!” The people are busy at asking: How?” 众人忙问:“怎么了?” That person of motherfucker: Fuck - he - mother -!” 那人骂娘:“我-草-他-妈-啊!” The people said: Had an accident?” 众人道:“出什么事了啊?” That face was green, his mother comes out four week three words anomalies!” 那人脸都绿了,“又他娘出来四个周更三话的变态啊!” What?” “什么?” What did you say?” “你说什么?” Week three words?” “周更三话?” Came out four?” “出来了四个?” I grass!” “我了个草!” They must die they!” “他们要死啊他们!” Scolded the next door! Which his mother braves!” “骂了隔壁!这都他娘哪儿冒出来的啊!” Audiences Manhua were startled must spurt the blood! 漫画家们惊得都要喷血了! The person in entire restaurant listens to their crack cursed! 整个料理店的人就听他们破口大骂 What is face-smacking? 什么叫打脸 This is face-smacking! 这就是打脸 This group of Manhua just jointly in one, there are industry in well-known Editor to join the camp to help to explain Manhua creation is not easy, with the readers ink marks enough one week, debated enough one week, finally convinced the reader with great difficulty, making them believe Ozawa, Aoi and Hatano that three anomalies really abnormally, moreover later will not have the fourth such renewal was abnormal, finally? 这帮漫画家们刚联合在了一起,又有业内的知名编辑们加入阵营帮忙解释漫画创作的不易,跟读者们墨迹了足足一周,辩论了足足一周,好不容易才终于将读者说通,让他们相信小泽苍井波多野那三个变态是真的变态,而且以后都不会有第四个这样更新的变态了,结果呢? Not only fourth came out! 不但第四个出来了啊! Fifth sixth seventh also came out! 第五个第六个第七个也出来了啊! The one breath comes out four! 一口气又出来四个! At this moment, Japan all inundated existed to collapse! 这一刻,日本所有漫画界都崩溃了! Even at this time, suspected including their one's own that was really we draws was too slow? They beat a drum! 甚至这时候,连他们自己也自我怀疑起来,是不是真的是我们画的太慢了啊?他们心里都打鼓了! The Japan readers also exploded! 日本读者们也炸了! Shit!” 我靠!” This group of swindlers!” “这帮骗子!” Who said that won't have fourth again?” “谁说不会再有第四个了?” Yes, who said?” “是啊,谁说的?” Has a look! You open look shortly! Except that others Aoi, Ozawa and Hatano Teacher before, currently also has Muto, Iijima, Nishino and Takagi four Teacher after! You said that a two this, we also believed that but now? Seven! Seven example here! Others these many people can the week three words not call the matter! I thought how you also said! You for one's own finds the excuse lazily!” “看看!你们睁大眼看看!除了人家苍井小泽波多野老师在前,现在又有武藤饭岛西野高树四位老师在后啊!你们说一个两个这样也就罢了,我们也就信了,可现在呢?七个!七个例子在这里!人家这么多人都能周更三话不叫事儿!我看你们还怎么说!你们就是为自己的懒惰找借口!” This group of lazy goods!” “这帮懒货!” Right, Editor and Manhua forms a partnership to be ignorant we!” “没错,编辑漫画家合起伙来懵咱们啊!” Hurries to give me to renew!” “赶紧给我更新!” Your this group of sluggards! Quick renewal!” “你们这帮懒鬼!快更新!” The readers revolted! 读者们起义了! Finally does not live including Manhua magazine company pit, this is the call of people, this pressure was too big. Immediately, the Manhua magazine company also started to change serializes the way, urged that able Manhua emulated to that seven Teacher, numerous Manhua also can only add page in addition. 最后连漫画杂志社都坑不住了,这是人民的呼声啊,这个压力太大了。登时,漫画杂志社也开始改变连载方式了,纷纷催促有能力的漫画家们向那七位老师看齐,众多漫画家们也只能加页加更。 Finally the tragedy came! 结果悲剧就来了! Some person of first weeks collapsed on picture! 有人第一周就画崩了! Some people questioned that one's own Speed, ponders over is quicker, henceforth has taken another path how can draw! 有人质疑自己速度,琢磨怎么能画的更快,从此走上了另一条道路! Entire Japan inundated existed time to be horrible to look, Manhua that serialized has almost no way to look! 整个日本画界时间惨不忍睹,连载的漫画几乎都没法看了! A piece of wail! 一片哀鸣! The horizontal corpse spreads wildly! 横尸遍野! A Manhua profession, nearly crashes well finally! 好好一个漫画行业,最后近乎崩盘! ... China. 中国 The Zhang Ye studio person sees this, pats the racket forehead of forehead, speechless speechless, this flash, they have thought of Zhang Ye another nickname! 张烨工作室的人看到这一幕,也都拍脑门的拍脑门,无语的无语,这一瞬间,他们都想到了张烨的另一个外号! Stick Stirring Feces! 搅屎棍 Ten thousand years Stick Stirring Feces! 万年一出的搅屎棍 Really, which profession Leader Zhang arrives, which profession must have bad luck! 果然啊,张导走到哪个行业,哪个行业就得倒霉啊! Therefore, many people once gave this phenomenon to give a name to call Zhang Ye's Law! 为此,很多国人曾经给这个现象起了一个名字叫张烨定律 Takes a look, this time fulfilled!( To be continued., Your support, is I biggest power.) 瞧瞧,这次又应验了啊!(未完待续。、,您的支持,就是我最大的动力。)
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