IRAS :: Volume #15

#1434: The evil people also need the evil person grinding!


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Hotel. 酒店。 In room. 房间内。 The graceful Music sound is fluttering, Zhang Ye on sofa hummed, one year had such several days of rests time rarely, he enjoyed this relaxation very much. Yes, this rests to Zhang Ye, takes vacation, because his anything does not need to do, how outside hits, pounds, has not related with him. 优雅的音乐声飘着,沙发上的张烨跟着哼唱,一年难得有这么几天休息的时间,他很享受这种放松。是的,对张烨而言这就是休息,是度假,因为他什么都不用干,外面怎么打,怎么砸,都跟他没有关系。 Suddenly, the lamp shone. 忽然,灯亮了。 The bathroom also hears the underwater sound. 卫生间也传来水声。 call? 来电了? Did the water also come? 水也来了? Zhang Ye narrows the eye to gain ground. 张烨眯眼一抬头。 Doorbell sound. 紧接着,门铃声响了。 Zhang Ye opened the door in the past, sees only hotel President and several high levels stands outside, he said lightly: Yo, how to come?” 张烨过去把门打开,只见酒店社长和几个高层都站在外面,他淡淡道:“哟,怎么都来了啊?” President said: We have a look, for these days the hotel matter were too many, has not attended to other, the water and electricity stopped the matter we also know.” 社长道:“我们过来看看,这几天酒店事情太多了,也没顾上别的,水电都停了的事我们也是才知道。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: Has not related, my this person can assemble, the child family background of poor family, did not select, has a place to sleep on the line.” 张烨笑道:“没关系,我这人啊就是能凑合,穷人家的孩子出身,不挑,有个地方能睡觉就行了。” Several high level straight roll one's eyes. 几个高层直翻白眼 President was choked, said: Here was too daily noisy, a day several groups of people, you slept do not rest steadfastly, was?” 社长被噎了一句,道:“这里天天太闹了啊,一天好几拨人,你就算睡觉也睡不踏实啊,是不是?” Zhang Ye said with amazement: No?” 张烨惊讶道:“没有啊?” President: „?” 社长:“啊?” Zhang Ye said: I rest very steadfastly.” 张烨说:“我睡得挺踏实啊。” President: „......” 社长:“……” Numerous high levels: „......” 众高层:“……” Can chat Heavens/Days? 能不能聊天啊 Can this also chat? 这还能不能聊天了啊? Are you steadfast? We do not rest steadfastly! 你踏实?我们睡不踏实啊! President angrily said: Teacher Zhang, our sighted people did not speak the code words, you said that how can walk!” 社长气道:“张老师,咱们明人不说暗话,你就说吧,怎么才能走!” Zhang Ye said indifferently: I have said that two requests, I do not want to be redundant one.” 张烨淡然道:“我说过了,两个要求,我也不想再重复一遍了。” The President complexion is very ugly, I know that behind you have Asia Charity Organization, we cannot offend, but we, if has no consideration for face the hotel really closes down business, others cannot say our anything.” 社长脸色很难看,“我知道你背后有亚洲慈善组织,我们得罪不起,可我们要是真撕破脸把酒店停业,别人也说不了我们什么。” Zhang Ye looks to him, you can close down business, stops casually.” 张烨看向他,“你们可以停业啊,随便停。” President has not expected him saying that is startled. 社长没料他这么说,一怔。 Zhang Ye said: „But when you repair does business again the time, gives me this old customer time, I think very well your here, I when the time comes again come, I am also very idle in Domestic, daily does not have what proper business, later every year idled being all right, how many days I come, was right, does here have the membership card? Does the old customer discount?” 张烨道:“但你们什么时候装修完再营业的时候,给我这个老主顾一个时间,我看你们这里挺好的,我到时候再过来住,我在国内也挺闲的,天天也没有什么正事,以后每年闲了没事,我就过来住几天,对了,这儿有没有会员卡啊?老客户打折吧?” Membership card? 会员卡? Can your his mother also manage the membership card? 你他妈还要办会员卡? You also lived to become addicted you! 你还住上瘾了啊你! You walk! Hurries! 你走!赶紧走! The President perspiration got down, has not dared to imagine that picture that the Zhang Ye mouth described, how many times did one year live? How many days does one time stay? Our his mother has ten buildings also insufficiently to pound! President is frightened out of one's wits saying: Was good, let alone, do not say again, you suppress compared with me, I took, I took thoroughly!” 社长汗都下来了,已经不敢想象张烨嘴里描述出来的那个画面了,一年住几次?一次住几天?那我们他妈有十栋楼也不够砸的啊!社长魂飞魄散道:“行了,您别说了,别再说了,您比我狠,我服了,我彻底服了!” Zhang Ye said: Two requests.” 张烨道:“两个要求。” President has cried, I manage! Immediately manages!” 社长都哭了,“我办!马上办!” Listened to this saying, Zhang Ye to suck the mouth on the contrary. 听了这话,张烨反倒咂起了嘴。 Hey, so to be how happy? 嘿,怎么这么痛快啊? Hasn't my this striven? 我这还没出力呢啊? Since Zhang Ye came, must handle the matter, before he comes, has thought that he at least ten different moves toss about them, but has not thought that he just used one move, the Asakusa Hotel person to kneel, this makes Zhang Ye not have the sense of achievement very much! 张烨既然来了,就肯定得把事情办了,他来之前已经想好了,他至少有十种不同的招数折腾他们,可是万万没想到,他刚用了一招,浅草酒店的人就跪了,这让张烨很没有成就感啊! ...... …… Another side. 另一边。 China. 中国 On these sky nets and news all are Asakusa Hotel, that side sound, as well as the Zhang Ye newest trend, each news can cause the innumerable laughter in Domestic! 这些天网上和新闻全都是浅草酒店的,那边的动静,以及张烨的最新动态,每一个新闻都能在国内引起无数笑声! Asakusa Hotel was pounded!” 浅草酒店又被砸了!” Comes to see quickly, a picture has drawn a charge, Asakusa Hotel newest appearance chart!” “快来看呀,一手图片出炉了,浅草酒店最新外貌图!” Added injures newly? Does attractively!” “又添新伤了?干得漂亮!” Today the several time?” “今天第几次了?” „The today's third time!” “今天的第三次啦!” , smiles to pull out!” “噗,笑抽!” They had bad luck!” “他们是倒了血霉了啊!” Hahahaha, Zhang Ye too fucking awesome!” 哈哈哈哈,张爷牛-逼了!” Real his mother vents spleen!” “真他妈解气啊!” Yes, face-smacking Zhang too bad!” “是啊,打脸张太损了啊!” „Does Zhang Ye also live?” 张烨还住着呐?” Naturally, but also lives.” “当然了,还住呢。” Heard that cut off the water supply to black out to him.” “听说都给他断水断电了。” Hello, these naive his mother laugh at me!” 哎呦喂,这几天真他娘笑死我啦!” Yes, Zhang Ye was really toxin to the family|home!” “是呢,张烨真是毒到家了!” „! Published the news!” “啊!出新闻了!” What news?” “什么新闻?” Looked quickly that TV station broadcast!” “快去看,电视台播了!” Shit, CCTV news station live broadcast!” 我靠,央视新闻台直播!” ...... …… On television. 电视上。 Asakusa Hotel holds the reporter release conference. 浅草酒店召开记者发布会。 Asia innumerable reporter media arrived, the scene is very chaotic, on scene can see that many reporters have not even pushed, after some people come, does not have the seat, all stood in corridor on the shelf has the camera, hotel President just came out, was asked by the innumerable reporter long gun|spear short artillery! 亚洲无数记者媒体都到场了,场面十分混乱,镜头上可以看到,很多记者甚至都没有挤进来,有人进来后都没有座位,全都站在过道上架起摄像机,酒店社长刚一出来,就被无数记者长枪短炮地发问! President sits the chairman's podium. 社长坐上主席台。 Silent moment, he announced three matters. 沉默了片刻,他宣布了三件事。 First: Asakusa Hotel closes down business starting from today for three months. 第一:浅草酒店从即日起停业三个月。 Second: Asakusa Hotel remove all issue books, from now on not on again. 第二:浅草酒店撤掉所有问题书籍,今后不会再上。 Third: Asakusa Hotel to Japanese and Korean and other Asia country full apology. 第三:浅草酒店日韩亚洲国家正式道歉。 Then, President sets out. 说罢,社长起身。 Other hotel high levels also stand. 其他酒店高层也站起来。 To scene, President and the others deeply bow. 面向镜头,社长等人深深一鞠躬。 The release conference ended! 发布会结束! Immediately, a Asia scene of jubilation! 登时,亚洲一片欢腾! ...... …… China. 中国 Apologized!” “道歉了!” Reads the CCTV news quickly! Finally apologized!” “快看央视新闻啊!终于道歉了!” Issue books were also removed!” “问题书籍也被撤了!” Finally had the result!” “终于有结果了!” Zhang Ye! Does attractively!” 张爷!干得漂亮!” Mother -, Zhang Ye these time was too graceful!” “妈-的,张烨这一次太帅了啊!” Was cool! Loved him! I did not pursue star before, but since pays attention to Zhang Ye, so much has not liked Celebrity really!” “帅呆了!爱死他了啊!我以前真不追星的,但自从关注张烨以后,真的从没有这么喜欢过一个明星啊!” I must apologize with Zhang Ye, before look at him to live in Asakusa Hotel, I also misunderstood him, I early should think, when did Teacher Zhang disappoint us?” “我也得跟张烨道个歉,之前看他住浅草酒店,我还误会他了,我早该想到的啊,张老师什么时候让咱们失望过?” Teacher Zhang was laborious!” 张老师辛苦了!” Was too excited! This matter does not have the problem!” “太激动了!这事儿没毛病!” paralysis, the critical moment must look at Zhang Ye, this matter earliest comes out, many people were scolding Asakusa Hotel, China-South Korea Celebrity are also taking a stand, the atmosphere came up, denounced the sound to come out, but was useful? Others do not pay attention, the matter could not be solved, finally can be what kind of? Also isn't an aspect of letting it go? But you look at Teacher Zhang, really matter managing! Only then he managed!” 麻痹,关键时刻还得看张烨的啊,这事儿最早一出来的时候,很多人都在骂浅草酒店,中韩明星们也都在表态,气氛是上去了,声讨声是出来了,可是有什么用啊?人家根本不理会,事情也解决不了啊,最后能怎么样?还不是一个不了了之的局面吗?可你看张老师,真把事情给办了啊!只有他办得了啊!” Treasures Teacher Zhang, our China comes out Celebrity really not to be so easy!” “珍惜张老师吧,咱们中国出来这么一个明星真的不容易!” ...... …… Meanwhile. 与此同时。 Republic of Korea unexpectedly also praise, several days ago the Republic of Korea people were still scolding him with the Japan people, result several days later, the China-South Korea nationality shared a common hatred! 韩国竟然也一片赞誉,几天前韩国民众还在和日本民众一起骂他,结果几天之后,中韩民族又同仇敌忾起来了! Today does not scold Zhang Ye!” “今天不骂张烨了!” Right, today does not scold, must scold also waits to scold tomorrow again!” “对,今天不骂了,要骂也等明天再骂!” This matter can smoothly solve, is lucky this fellow!” “这事能顺利解决,多亏这家伙啊!” This matter manages real attractive!” “这事办的真漂亮!” China there is a saying Evildoer also to need the Evildoer grinding, Zhang Ye is wicked, but meets Asakusa Hotel such person, but must govern him by Zhang Ye this Evildoer! This is our Asia Entertainment Circle biggest class - bum - head -! 10,000 years leave a disaster, really live up to reputation!” 中国有句话叫恶人还需恶人磨,张烨缺德,可是真碰见浅草酒店那样的人,还就得靠张烨这种恶人来治他啊!这就是咱们亚洲娱乐圈最大的一个流-氓-头-子啊!10000年才出一个的祸害,果然名不虚传!” ...... …… On this day. 这一天。 The China-South Korea and other Asia many countries are Zhang Ye applaud! 中韩亚洲多国纷纷为张烨叫好! Zhang Ye liked thunder reverberating in one's ears in the Asia reputation! 张烨亚洲的名头更加如雷贯耳了!
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