Next day. 次日。 On Saturday. 周六。 The news front page was occupied by Zhang Ye. 新闻头版都被张烨占了。 The «Crosstalk special performance is hot!» 《相声专场火爆！》 «Zhang Ye breaks many records!» 《张烨刷新多项纪录！》 The «Park In-Cheung concert encounters Waterloo!» 《朴在祥演唱会遭遇滑铁卢！》 «Park In-Cheung seven concerts plans to malinger in the China two years!» 《朴在祥在中国的两年七场演唱会计划泡汤！》 «Zhang Ye smiled finally!» 《张烨笑到了最后！》 «tonight, the Shanghai Crosstalk special performance will soon start!» 《今晚,上海相声专场即将开启！》 In the morning, Park In-Cheung leads the people of team to ride to board the airplane, returned to homeland dingily, everyone knows that this result, this reputation, this scolded the sound, making in their short time very difficult to return to the China market, this time, they were full of confidence come in high spirits, finally went back to the living fan by a Zhang Ye palm of the hand! 上午,朴在祥带着团队的人乘上飞机,灰溜溜地回国了,谁都知道,这个成绩,这个口碑,这个骂声,让他们短时间内都很难重返中国市场了,这一次,他们是满怀信心兴冲冲地来,结果被张烨一个巴掌给活生生扇回去了！ Kimura and team is also critical situation! 木村和也团队如临大敌！ The Jin Zhican team also urgently meets! 金志灿团队也是紧急开会！ „Park In-Cheung loses was too ugly!” “朴在祥输的太难看了！” „To us!” “到咱们了啊！” „In the evening what to do?” “晚上怎么办啊？” „Hurries to discuss the countermeasure, cannot sit waiting for death!” “赶紧商讨对策,不能坐以待毙！” „Old Piao concert was very actually good, may be scolded this, I a little do not dare to believe that is that surnamed Zhang is stirring up trouble!” “老朴的演唱会其实很不错了,可却被骂成这样,我也有点不敢置信,都是那姓张的在挑事啊！” „Must counter-attack, now we denounced is the high price, everybody thought that is unworthy this price, I have a proposition.” “必须反击了,现在咱们最被人诟病的就是高票价,大家都觉得不值这个价格,我有一个提议。” „What proposed?” “什么提议？” „We lengthen perform time!” “咱们延长演出时间！” „Performance time that requests authorization already” “可是报批的演出时间已经” „Most is fines, his didn't Zhang Ye surpass the performance to stipulate time? He can, we, the price unable to change, but if the Jin Zhican Teacher thank for your trouble, we go all out, sang several songs, price making up, this audience accepted to be easy, will not be passive like Park In-Cheung, I did not believe in this unable to draw good reputation! Learning from another's mistakes of Park In-Cheung, we cannot violate again! Don't the audiences dislike him to perform time to be short? How long we can develop to develop how long!” “最多不过是罚款而已,他张烨不是也超出演出规定时间了吗？他可以,咱们也可以啊,票价是改不了了,但如果金志灿老师辛苦辛苦,咱们多卖卖力气,多唱几首歌,把票价给补回来,这样的话观众接受起来就容易了,不会像朴在祥那样被动了,我就不信靠这个拉不起来一个好口碑！朴在祥的前车之鉴,咱们不能再犯了！观众不是嫌他演出时间短吗？咱们就能演多久演多久！” „Great idea!” “好主意！” „I agreed!” “我同意！” „I also agreed!” “我也同意！” „Good, such decided!” “好,这么定了！” The Jin Zhican team made has dealt with plan urgently! 金志灿团队做出了紧急应对方案！ This time China concert, they cannot lose absolutely, as Asia Celebrity, no one can lose China this Asia biggest market! 这一次的中国演唱会,他们绝对不能有失,作为一个亚洲明星,谁都损失不起中国这个亚洲最大的市场！ ...... …… In the evening. 当晚。 Shanghai. 上海。 Zhang Ye second toured to open! 张烨的第二场巡演开启了！ Scene that extraordinary scene, was unable to describe with the language! 现场那火爆的场面,已经无法用语言形容了！ „Aaahhhhh!” “啊啊啊！” „Zhang Ye!” “张烨！” „I love you!” “我爱你！” „You were good!” “你太棒了！” Among live broadcast. 直播间。 The population rises dramatically unceasingly! 人数不断飙升！ 10 million! 10000000！ 30 million! 30000000！ 50 million! 50000000！ 60 million! 60000000！ The online population were unexpectedly more than yesterday's northern show special performance! 在线人数竟然比昨天的北展专场还要多！ This is the reputation effect, yesterday the Zhang Ye Crosstalk special performance smiled too many people really badly, introduced through the relatives and friends that has turned the head to look to record and broadcast the video, after looking, today all early defends before video live broadcast, is filled with the anticipation dead to wait. 这就是口碑效应,昨天张烨的相声专场真的把太多人笑坏了,很多都是通过亲朋好友介绍,转过头回去看录播视频的,看完之后,今天全都早早守在了视频直播前,满心期待地死等着。 This is a Crosstalk grand feast! 这是一场相声的盛宴！ This is a revelry of all the people! 这是一场全民的狂欢！ But Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai has not disappointed everybody, enters the stage, two words have detonated the laughter of all people! 而张烨姚建才也没让大家失望,一出场,两句话就引爆了所有人的笑声！ „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Laughs at me!” “笑死我啦！” „Good! Good! Good!” “牛！牛！牛！” „Zhang Ye this mouth, took really!” “张烨这嘴,真服了！” „This is Crosstalk Master!” “这才是相声大师啊！” „Moreover radically non- identical style!” “而且根本不重样啊！” „Yes, I also think before they will say yesterday or, has said piece.” “是啊,我也以为他们会说昨天或者之前说过的段子呢。” „Each burden is new, satisfied a craving!” “每一个包袱都是新的啊,太过瘾了啊！” „Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai Crosstalk, I do not sleep to look that three days three nights do not look greasily!” “张烨姚建才的相声,我不睡觉看个三天三夜也看不腻呀！” . 一场。 Three. 三场。 Five. 五场。 Finally, nine o'clock. 终于,九点钟到了。 On the spot. 现场。 In stage. 舞台上。 Zhang Ye has a look at the people who auditorium called, rubbed the forehead gently adeptly, the headache said: „This nine points, haven't you walked? How this may make.” 张烨看看观众席嗷嗷直叫的众人,轻轻拿手揉了揉脑门,头疼道:“这都九点了,你们怎么还不走啊？这可怎么弄。” Audiences: 观众: „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Does not walk!” “就不走！” „Right, lived here!” “对,住这儿了！” „We lived here!” “我们都住这儿了！” Zhang Ye said: „Doesn't walk really? Good, I first walked.” 张烨说:“真不走啊？好吧,那我先走了。” Yao Jiancai draws him, „, you walk to make sense.” 姚建才拉他,“诶诶诶,你走像什么话啊。” The audiences smile to pull out! 观众笑抽！ Zhang Ye said: „Actually, performance time of our ticket to 9 : 00 pm, time that comes out, that is I gives to you, I with Teacher Yao other does not have, has the upper arm strength, you arrange in order the position, since likes listening, that line, we said several!” 张烨道:“其实,我们这张票的演出时间就是到晚上九点的,多出来的时间,那是我送给您的,我跟姚老师别的没有,就是有膀子力气,您列位既然喜欢听,那行,那我们就多说几段！” Audiences insane calling! 观众疯了似的叫！ „Good!” “好！” „Good!” “好！” „Comes several again!” “再来几段！” Zhang Ye smiles, „you watch the fun really do not dislike the matter to be big, the upper-level department does not look for you, turns head others to look for me, must fine.” 张烨笑,“你们是真看热闹不嫌事大啊,上级部门是不找你们,回头人家找我啊,诶,又得罚款了。” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Do you also fear this?” 姚建才笑道:“你还怕这个啊？” Zhang Ye said: „, Do not talk nonsense.” 张烨道:“诶诶诶,你可别瞎说啊。” Yao Jiancai: „Hahahahaha.” 姚建才:“哈哈哈哈哈。” The audiences also smiled to spurt! 观众也笑喷了！ Returns the fine? 还罚款？ Also looks for trouble? 还找麻烦？ Your wife is the big leadership of SARFT! 你媳妇儿就是广电的大领导啊！ Who dares to ask you to trouble! 谁敢找你麻烦啊！ Then, Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai started times to come back for an encore! 然后,张烨姚建才又开始了一次次返场！ One time! 一次！ Five times! 五次！ Ten times! 十次！ The audiences create a disturbance one after another! 观众一波一波地起哄！ The laughter has filled up the conference site! 笑声已经把会场填满了！ ...... …… 10 : 30. 十点半。 Another side of Shanghai, the Jin Zhican concert ended. 上海另一边,金志灿的演唱会结束了。 A chapter of backstage, the Jin Zhican paralysis there, gasping for breath sigh the throat was almost mute, said quite a while suppressed a character: „Water.” 一回后台,金志灿差点瘫在那里,气喘吁吁嗓子都哑了,说了半天才憋出了一个字:“水。” The assistants hurry to serve. 助理们慌忙伺候起来。 The people of team were also encouraged. 团队的人也是振奋极了。 „Today gold/metal Teacher, sings was good!” “金老师,今天唱的太棒了！” „Was laborious! You were laborious!” “辛苦了！您辛苦了！” „This concert affirms the reputation full house!” “这次演唱会肯定口碑爆棚！” „Right, has developed for one hour!” “没错,多演了一个多小时啊！” „Hahahaha, his doesn't Zhang Ye develop to 10 : 30? We also develop to 10 : 30, who feared who! It is not puts together Stamina!” “哈哈哈哈,他张烨不是演到十点半吗？咱们也演到十点半,谁怕谁啊！不就是拼体力么！” „Right, can probably develop with him!” “对,好像跟就他能演似的！” „Yes, we are also good!” “是啊,咱们也行啊！” But when shortly, they understood after situation of Zhang Ye Shanghai Crosstalk special performance, the people of Jin Zhican team have one are, was silly! 可是当不久后,他们了解到张烨上海相声专场的情况后,金志灿团队的人有一个算一个,都傻了！ 10 : 30, the Zhang Ye special performance has not ended unexpectedly! 十点半,张烨专场竟还没有完！ At exactly 11 : 00, the Zhang Ye special performance is still developing! 11点整,张烨的专场还在演！ 11 : 30, the Crosstalk special performance finally draws to a close! 11点半,相声专场才终于落下帷幕！ Four -and-a-half hours! 四个半小时！ Entire four -and-a-half hours! 整整四个半小时！ Coming back for an encore number of times 25 times! 返场次数25次！ Broke the historic record once more! 再次破了历史记录！ Scolded the sound to sweep across instantaneously: 骂声瞬间席卷而来: „!” “靠！” „Jin Zhican gets the hell out!” “金志灿滚蛋吧！” „Developing for three -and-a-half hours? Also sells such expensive ticket?” “才演了三个半小时？还卖这么贵的票？” „You have a look at others Zhang Ye!” “你们看看人家张烨啊！” „Person must die compared with the person! Must die!” “人比人得死啊！得死啊！” „Teacher Zhang cannot dispute to the audience really!” “张老师对观众真是没的说！” „Comes back for an encore 25 times, I ask, but also who?” “返场25次,我就问问,还有谁啊？” „This is the manner to the audience!” “这才是对观众的态度啊！” „Supports Teacher Zhang!” “力挺张老师！” „Foreign entertainer who lets the circle money tumbles out China!” “让圈钱的外国艺人滚出中国！” „Sells is so high the ticket, smelly is not concerned about face simply!” “卖那么高得票,简直臭不要脸！” ...... …… At this moment. 这一刻。 Jin Zhican cried! 金志灿哭了！ The people of his team cried! 他团队的人哭了！ „Surnamed Zhang!” “姓张的！” „Your younger sister!” “你妹啊！” „I, Fuck - you - grandmother - grandmother!” “我,我-草-你-姥-姥啊！” „Your his mother intentionally!” “你他妈故意的啊！” „I have not seen such evil and cruel person!” “我就没见过这么歹毒的人啊！” Jin Zhican also defeated! 金志灿也败了！ Defeats thoroughly! 败得彻彻底底！ Defeats brutally!! 败得惨无人道！！