The telephone came. 电话来了。 Heavenly Queen/days later Xu Meilan: 天后许美岚: „Sister Lan.” “岚姐儿。” „Teacher Zhang, waits.” “张老师,等等吧。” „.” “哦。” „This limit is impossible to continue to be too long.” “这种限制不可能持续太久的。” „All right.” “没事儿。” „Did this also call to be all right? Also right, you were used.” “这还叫没事儿啊？也对,你都习惯了。” ...... …… Zhang Xia: 张霞: „Grandma Zhang.” “张奶奶。” „Had a look, to leave the important matter.” “看看,出大事了吧。” „Ha, how doesn't have an accident I to rise popularity?” “哈,不出事我怎么涨人气啊？” „You may be really good, but can also smile?” “你可真行,还笑得出来呐？” „Why to smile?” “干嘛笑不出来？” „You, the psychological quality is really good, this matter must put on others, was early ignorant!” “你啊,心理素质是真好,这事儿要搁在别人身上,早懵了！” „Ha Ha, I have fought many battles.” “哈哈,我身经百战嘛。” ...... …… Asia Red Cross Society: 亚洲红十字会: „Teacher Zhang, we are writing with Japanese and Korean that side communicate, for the time being the effect is not big, but you could rest assured that this matter definitely does not calculate, we make certainly them give a confession! A day does not relieve to your limit, we look for their one day! Two days do not relieve, we look for their two days, till letting loose to your limit!” “张老师,我们正在发函和日韩那边沟通,暂时来看效果不大,不过您放心,这事肯定不算完,我们一定让他们给一个交代！一天不解除对你的限制,我们就找他们一天！两天不解除,我们就找他们两天,直到放开对你的限制为止！” „Has thanked, does not use.” “谢谢了,不用了。” „That is not good, this matter does not have the view to be inadequate, this matter will lead opened will discuss twice, set the melody, must fight with them!” “那不行,这事没有说法可不成,这件事领导已经开了两次会讨论了,定下调子,必须跟他们斗到底！” „Um.” “嗯。” „What do you have to plan?” “您有什么打算？” „I? Accompanies!” “我？奉陪到底！” „Good!” “好！” ...... …… Outside eight Fang Yundong! 外界八方云动！ The news blots out the sky! 新闻铺天盖地！ «Japanese and Korean limits „” to make the issue!» 《日韩限“张”令发布！》 «Zhang Ye three was limited by Japanese and Korean!» 《张烨被日韩三限！》 In «history first time Celebrity Restraining Order!» 《史上第一次的明星限制令！》 «Zhang Ye annoys wool Japanese and Korean!» 《张烨惹毛日韩！》 The road of «Zhang Ye ascend the summit Asia was sealed!» 《张烨登顶亚洲之路被封！》 Road of what course to follow «Zhang Ye future Asia?» 《张烨今后的亚洲之路何去何从？》 The «Zhang Ye development space was compressed to Domestic!» 《张烨的发展空间被压缩至国内！》 Japanese media. 日媒。 Han intermediary. 韩媒。 seal intermediary. 印媒。 Waits for the Asia media crazily to report! 等等等等亚洲媒体都疯狂报导！ This unprecedented both countries order to done within a time limit, spreads over Asia in a flash! 这一史无前例的两国限令,一瞬间传遍亚洲！ Some people are angry. 有人愤怒。 Some people are fearful. 有人心寒。 Some people love. 有人喜闻乐见。 Some people wait for Zhang Ye to drop shrine. 有人等着张烨跌落神坛。 ...... …… Vortex center. 漩涡中心。 Zhang Ye studio. 张烨工作室。 The studio call was also made the person to hit to explode by all parties. 工作室的电话也被各方来人打爆了。 Only then Zhang Ye is steady, if Mount Tai, his one's own went upstairs, has made a phone call to give Wu Zeqing to the office, they chatted for more than 20 minutes. 只有张烨稳若泰山,他自己上了楼,到了办公室打了一个电话给吴则卿,俩人聊了20多分钟。 Downstairs. 楼下。 The people also look. 众人还找呢。 „Well, Leader Zhang?” “咦,张导呢？” „Doesn't know?” “不知道啊？” „I saw Leader Zhang to go upstairs to telephone.” “我看见张导上楼打电话了。” „Can Leader Zhang also calm down?” “张导还沉得住气呢？” „When Leader Zhang was unable to have calmed down!” “张导什么时候沉不住气过啊！” „What to do looks at Leader Zhang.” “看张导怎么办吧。” Such big matter, they definitely do not have the idea, let alone they, are the Domestic media and professionals have no idea, is mainly banned that this Japanese and Korean gathers continually has not appeared, what to do therefore should, only be able and other Zhang Ye to decide. 这么大的事,他们肯定是没主意的,别说了他们了,就是国内媒体和业内人士都两眼一抹黑,主要是这种日韩连合的封-杀从来都没有出现过,所以到底该怎么办,只能等张烨来决定了。 When are not many, Zhang Ye went downstairs. 不多时,张烨下楼了。 The people discovered that fired off the Zhang Ye facial color of telephone to be tranquiler. 众人才发现,打完电话的张烨面色更加平静了。 Ha Qiqi at heart thump. 哈齐齐心里咯噔了一声。 Little Wang looked at Zhang Zuo one. 小王看了张左一眼。 Zhang Zuo wiped away sweat. 张左擦了擦汗。 Wu Yi looks at Zhang Ye cautiously. 武易小心翼翼地看着张烨。 Tong Fu is somewhat fearful and apprehensive. 童富有些心惊肉跳。 Others do not understand Zhang Ye, can they also not understand? Each time Leader Zhang this expression time, means that was your mother must leave the important matter, what bad idea Leader Zhang this is suppressing? What person that side Japanese and Korean also had to have bad luck? 别人不了解张烨,他们还能不了解？每次张导这个表情的时候,都意味着是你妈要出大事了啊,张导这是又憋着什么坏主意了？日韩那边又有什么人该倒霉了？ ...... …… Night. 夜里。 Crosstalk dined together. 相声界聚餐了。 Many older generation Crosstalk actor is assemble, exchanges toasts. 不少老一辈相声演员齐聚一堂,推杯换盏。 „Come, raises glass!” “来,举杯！” „Right, raises glass!” “对,都举杯啊！” „This must result in celebrates!” “这个必须得庆祝一下！” „Today is too happy!” “今天太高兴了！” „Yes, that goods were pressed finally!” “是啊,那货终于被人压下来了！” „In Domestic already he who nobody did, but some overseas also people, had a look this time, had a look, the person who he offended were too many, the trouble of before causing added on the trouble that «A River of Blossoms» made, sufficed him to drink a pot, this male servant must fall in Asia popularity finally!” “在国内已经没人干的过他了,但是国外还有人啊,看看这次,看看,他得罪的人太多了啊,以前惹下的祸加上《满江红》惹下的麻烦,都够他喝一壶的了啊,这厮在亚洲的人气终于要掉下来了！” „He has been hopeless ascend the summit Asia.” “他已经没戏登顶亚洲了。” „Right, cheers!” “对,干杯！” „Cheers!” “干杯！” Domestic. 国内的。 Overseas. 国外的。 Zhang Ye these year of offending were too many, many people are at this moment same as the person of Crosstalk, hold the liquor celebration, overjoyed, with celebrating the new year. 张烨这些年得罪的太多了,此时此刻,很多人都跟相声界的人一样,办酒庆祝,欢天喜地,跟过年了似的。 But when 0 : 00 pm. 可就在夜里零点的时候。 The Asia popularity list renewed once more! 亚洲人气榜单再次更新了！ When sees that moment of rank, countless people nearly put out an old blood! 当看到排名的那一刻,无数人都险些吐出一口老血！ Also rose! 又涨了！ Zhang Ye popularity rose unexpectedly! 张烨的人气居然又涨了！ The people of Crosstalk quickly were insane. 相声界的人都快疯了。 „What?” “什么？” „What's the matter?” “怎么回事？” „How to rise?” “怎么又涨了啊？” „This damn fellow!” “这该死的家伙！” „That side this Japanese and Korean gave under him to order to done within a time limit, will the Zhang Ye present reputation the smelly avenue, how also rise popularity he?” “这日韩那边都给他下限令了啊,张烨现在的名声都已经臭大街了啊,怎么还会涨人气啊他？” „! Also had the natural justice this!” “靠！还有没有天理了这！” „Why!” “凭什么啊！” Yes! 是啊！ Why! 凭什么啊！ Many Zhang Ye almost irritate in the Domestic personal enemy at this moment, their laborious fee strength raises popularity with all one's heart, raises the reputation, a problem does not dare to violate, an erroneous remark does not dare saying that everybody helps the person live in the public daily cautiously at present, can finally? Couldn't have been as good as Zhang Ye to scold popularity that a person comes to be high? Why he can disregard, whom wants to scold to scold anyone, is popularity instead also daily rising? 很多张烨在国内的仇家此刻都差点气死,他们辛辛苦苦费尽心力地养人气,养口碑,一点毛病都不敢犯,一句错话都不敢说,大家一帮人天天小心翼翼地在公众眼前过日子,可最后呢？还抵不上张烨骂一句人来的人气高？凭什么他能不管不顾,想骂谁骂谁,人气反而还天天在涨啊？ ...... …… Japan: 日本: „Shit!” “我靠！” „Shit!” “我靠！” „This anything!” “这什么啊！” „Zhang Ye popularity rose much!” “张烨人气又涨了不少！” „Heavens/Days, can't this block him?” “天啊,这都拦不住他吗？” Zhang Ye that „grass, who says today must fall down Asia A-list? Who said that Zhang Ye must unable to see the name in the Asia list, grass - he - big - master! How did this your mother also rise popularity?” “草,今天谁说的张烨要掉下亚洲一线的啊？谁说张烨要在亚洲榜单上都看不见名字了啊,草-他-大-爷！这你妈怎么还涨人气了？” „The previous time is, this time?” “上次就是,这次还是？” „I was irritated by him quickly!” “我快被他气死了！” „This person incurred to hate!” “这人太招恨了呀！” „Aaaaaaaahhhh！” “啊啊啊啊啊啊！” „Makes! Makes quickly to him!” “弄下去！快给他弄下去！” „I could not visit him!” “我也看不了他了！” ...... …… Republic of Korea: 韩国: „Heavens/Days!” “天啊！” „This person is the cockroach?” “这人属蟑螂的吗？” „crap! Can this rise popularity?” “我了个去！这都能涨人气？” „Yes, first time saw already two countries banned he, can he also sing loudly in the Asia list? This goods also too wave!” “是啊,第一次见到都已经两国封-杀他了,他还能在亚洲榜单上一路高歌？这货也太浪了啊！” „I know the reason, because Asia here news were too many today, entire Japanese and Korean is the report of Zhang Ye, is his sensitometry, although orders to done within a time limit banned, but that is also exposes, all people knew, saw, but also was discussing that possibly then caused his popularity to rise? I make a suggestion! Everybody do not pay attention to him! Does not want! Sees the Zhang Ye news we to close one's eyes!” “我知道原因,因为今天亚洲这边的新闻太多了,整个中日韩都是张烨的报导,都是他的曝光度,虽然是限令封-杀,可那也是曝光啊,所有人都知道了,都看到了,还都在议论,可能这才造成他人气涨了吧？我提个建议啊！大家不要关注他了！千万不要了！看见张烨的新闻咱们就闭眼！” „Right, did not visit him!” “对,不看他了！” „Right, so long as there are to pay attention to him to have popularity, attention many popularity are many, do not pay attention to him, closes one's eyes, close your eyes!” “没错,只要有关注他就有人气啊,关注越多人气多,靠,别关注他了,都闭上眼,闭眼！” „Close your eyes? How his mother closes one's eyes, I must go to work! I cannot, for he dismissed work! Cannot the main house gate!” “闭眼？怎么他妈闭眼啊,我还得上班呢啊！我不能为了他把工作都辞了啊！不能家门都不出啊！” „Really is exasperating!” “真是气人啊！” „All right, on today!” “没事,也就今天了！” Right that „said that after today, Japanese and Korean will not have his news, will not have his work, his Asia popularity definitely plummets! I have not believed!” “说的对,今天以后,日韩这边也不会有他新闻了,也不会有他作品了,他亚洲人气肯定直线下降！我还就不信了！” „Right!” “对！”