Tang Dazhang. 唐大章家。 Several were getting together to celebrate Zhang Ye to be going to say goodbye to the Entertainment Circle Crosstalk actors after answering a telephone, instantaneous complexion sudden change! 几个正在聚会庆祝张烨将要告别娱乐圈的相声演员们在接了一个电话后,都瞬间脸色骤变！ „Is impossible!” “不可能！” „This is impossible!” “这不可能！” „Same surname of the same name!” “同名同姓！” „Right, certainly is the same surname of the same name!” “对,一定是同名同姓！” „Quick! Queries quickly what's the matter!” “快啊！快问清到底怎么回事啊！” ... … Writer's Association. 作协。 And Zhang Ye had bitter hatred Meng Dongguo just after online sent one to denounce the Zhang Ye manifesto, was very well satisfied, prepared to get off work. 曾经和张烨有过深仇大恨的孟东国刚在网上又发了一篇声讨张烨的檄文后,很是心满意足,就准备下班了。 The gate opens. 门开。 A colleague face comes in panic-stricken, „Zhang Ye wife status exposed!” 一个同事一脸惊恐地进来,“张烨妻子身份曝光了！” Meng Dongguo sneers saying: „Exposure exposes, what relations has with us, how many Heavens/Days can he also jump da? A day jumped da.” 孟东国冷笑道:“曝光就曝光呗,跟咱们有什么关系,他还能蹦跶几天啊？一天都蹦跶不了了。” That person of mournful sound spit. 那人咽咽吐沫。 Meng Dongguo strange [say / way]: „How?” 孟东国奇怪道:“怎么了？” That person wipes away sweat saying: „The Zhang Ye wife called Wu Zeqing!” 那人擦汗道:“张烨的媳妇儿叫吴则卿！” The Meng Dongguo hear, „thump” sat on the ground unexpectedly! 孟东国听完,竟“咕咚”一声一屁股坐在了地上！ ... … A-list Star Jiang Hanwei. 一线明星蒋汉威家。 Jiang Hanwei took the telephone face to be green! 蒋汉威拿着电话脸都绿了！ „What?” “什么？” „Real!” “是真的！” „Is your his mother teasing me?” “你他妈在逗我？” „Old Jiang, I tease you to do!” “老蒋,我逗你干嘛啊！” „This is impossible!” “这不可能！” ... … Xiaodong. 小冬家。 Three invitations are placed on the table. 三份请柬摆在桌子上。 Amy is dumbfounded! amy目瞪口呆！ Xiaodong is dumbfounded! 小冬目瞪口呆！ Li Xiaoxian is dumbfounded! 李小娴目瞪口呆！ „This, this what's the matter?” “这,这怎么回事？” „Zhang Ye he wants on Heavens/Days he!” “张烨他要上天啊他！” „This joke opened in a big way!” “这个玩笑开大了啊！” ... … Beijing TV Station. 北京电视台。 Hu Fei is stunned! 胡飞一脸错愕！ Xiao Lu over the face is shocked! 小吕满面惊呆！ Brother Hou trembled! 侯哥手都哆嗦了！ Da Fei has almost not fallen from the chair! 大飞差点没从椅子上摔下去！ Each of them received the invitation, everyone was insane! 他们每个人都接到了请柬,每个人都疯了！ „God!” “上帝啊！” „Who told me this not real?” “谁告诉我这不是真的？” „If real, then, some people wanted stupid cunt!” “如果是真的,那么,有人要傻-逼了！” „Yes, Zhao Chipeng stupid cunt!” “是的,赵驰鹏傻-逼了！” ... … Invitation exposure! 请柬曝光！ The invitation and content spread quickly! 请柬和内容很快传开了！ Bridegroom Zhang Ye, bridal Wu Zeqing, wedding will be held in a Beijing suburbs famous spa resort day after tomorrow, annotated: Does not want the cash as a present. 新郎张烨,新娘吴则卿,婚礼将于后天上午在京郊一家著名温泉度假村举行,附注:不要礼金。 Some people received the invitation, first time knew, some people have not received the invitation, but quickly has also learned the news from friend there, Entertainment Circle so is big, industry on these many people, in you have in my me to have you, the news dissemination was too quick, a Zhang Ye marriage invitation has shocked entire Entertainment Circle in this moment, some people are startled tremble, a little frightened the face to be white, some people of dumbfoundedness, some people stared dumbfounded! 有人收到了请柬,第一时间就知道了,有人没收到请柬,但也从朋友那里很快得知了消息,娱乐圈就这么大,业内就这么多人,你中有我我中有你,消息传播太快了,张烨的一份结婚请柬在这一刻震惊了整个娱乐圈,有人惊得直哆嗦,有点吓得脸都白了,有人目瞪口呆,有人瞠目结舌！ Literature shock! 文学界震惊！ Crosstalk shock! 相声界震惊！ Go shock! 围棋界震惊！ Calligraphy shock! 书法界震惊！ The educational circle is shocked! 教育界震惊！ Earthquake! 地震了！ Entertainment Circle wanted the earthquake! 娱乐圈要地震了！ Because they have met an unprecedented change in situation! 因为他们遇到了一个前所未有的变局！ Because they come across the important matter that was unable to imagine! 因为他们遇到了一件根本无法想象的大事！ Some person of vision look to Arabia Entertainment! 有人目光看向天方娱乐！ The vision of all people looked to Arabia Entertainment! 所有人的目光都看向了天方娱乐！ ... … But as concerned company, Arabia Entertainment high and low this moment complete silence! 而作为当事公司,天方娱乐上下此刻一片鸦雀无声！ After Zhao Chipeng and Arabia Entertainment high levels see the invitation picture that others send, on the face of everyone is a capital letter ignorant - compels! 赵驰鹏和天方娱乐的高层们看到别人发来的请柬照片后,每个人的脸上都是一副大写的懵-逼！ A vice-president leg frightened softly! 一个副总腿都吓软了！ Another shareholder nearly sits on the ground! 另一个股东险些坐在地上！ The president manages the secretary complexion to be pale! 总裁办秘书脸色铁青！ Manager Zhao Chipeng loses color! 老总赵驰鹏面无血色！ „How can like this?” “怎么会这样？” „How can like this!” “怎么会这样啊！” „Ended!” “完了！” „This” “这” „Then was finished!” “这下完蛋了！” „Leader Zhao!” “赵总！” „Leader Zhao what to do!” “赵总怎么办啊！” „Leader Zhao you spoke words!” “赵总你说句话啊！” „Leader Zhao!” “赵总！” All people flustered! 所有人都慌了！ Telephones insane hits! 一个个电话疯了似的打过来！ Zhao Chipeng cell phone has not stopped! 赵驰鹏的手机就没停过！ „Surnamed Zhao, you - big - master!” “姓赵的,你-大-爷！” „Zhao Chipeng! You have lacked great kindness!” “赵驰鹏！你缺了大德了！” „Old Zhao, your his mother pit I!” “老赵,你他娘坑我啊！” „Zhao Chipeng, your Smelly stupid cunt! Your his mother one's own must die, your his mother one's own died! Your his mother draws us dead together you! Jiang Hu has Ban Order sent to the husband of SARFT leadership? I go to your younger sister! You must kill us you!” “赵驰鹏,你个臭-傻-逼！你他妈自己要死,那你他妈自己死去！你他妈拉着我们一起死啊你！江湖封-杀-令发到了广电领导的老公身上？我去你妹啊！你丫要害死我们所有人啊你！” ! 一个！ Five! 五个！ Ten! 十个！ His cell phone was hit to explode! 他手机被打爆了！ Old friends and partners gave to scold him insanely! 一个个老朋友和合作伙伴把他给骂疯了！ Always is broad - Electricity banned their! 从来都是广-电-封-杀他们的啊！ Always is broad - electricity asks them to trouble! 从来都是广-电找他们麻烦的啊！ Always is broad - electricity does not make their drama series broadcast that does not make their movies screen, does not give their activity examination! 从来都是广-电不让他们的电视剧播出,不让他们的电影上映,不给他们的活动审批啊！ But today? 可今天呢？ Unexpectedly in turn! 居然反过来了！ Husband who they want the banned SARFT leadership unexpectedly? 他们居然要封-杀广电领导的丈夫？ At this moment, they thought that they possibly were in the world courage biggest one crowd of stupid cunt! 这一刻,他们觉得他们可能是天底下胆子最大的一群傻-逼了！ Zhao Chipeng dull meets, then hangs up dull, meets again mechanically, hangs up again, from beginning to end a few words had not said! 赵驰鹏只是呆呆地接起来,然后呆呆地挂断,再机械地接起来,再挂断,自始至终一句话都没有说！ His time foot was soft! 他此时脚都软了！ The perspiration tick-tock tick-tock braves from the forehead! 汗滴答滴答地从额头上冒出来！ „Leader Zhao!” “赵总！” „Leader Zhao!” “赵总！” The company high level did not have the pillar! 公司高层都没主心骨了！ Zhao Chipeng looks to them, finally has opened the mouth, „how did SARFT lead?” 赵驰鹏看向他们,终于开口了,“广电领导怎么了？” What? 什么？ The high level shakes, an eye of dew rushes! 高层一震,目露澎湃！ Zhao Chipeng said again: „Director Wu how?” 赵驰鹏再道:“吴局又怎么了？” Do you want to do? 您要干嘛？ The high level shakes again, an eye of dew changes countenance! 高层再震,目露动容！ Zhao Chipeng said loudly: „Director Wu husband how?” 赵驰鹏大声道:“吴局的老公又怎么了？” Yes! 是啊！ They how! 他们又怎么了！ Can SARFT bully the person casually? 广电就能随便欺负人吗？ Can the SARFT leadership Ping Bai suppress them? 广电领导就能平白打压他们吗？ All people were shaken by the Zhao Chipeng breadth of spirit, a time one's heart rushes toward one's destination, thought that Leader Zhao too fucking awesome, simply is the models in their heart! 所有人都被赵驰鹏的气魄震住了,一时间心驰神往,觉得赵总太牛-逼了,简直是他们心中的楷模！ Zhao Chipeng continues to say indignantly: „Zhang Ye and Director Wu marriage? When the leader can want to be how what kind of? When the leader can not be different from others?” He air/Qi results in the lip to shake, sees the people spirited look, he said suddenly: „When leads can marry does not collect the cash as a present?” 赵驰鹏继续愤愤不平道:“张烨和吴局结婚又怎么了？当领导就可以想怎么样就怎么样吗？当领导就可以和别人不一样吗？”他气得嘴唇都在抖,看到众人激昂的眼神,他突然道:“当领导的就可以结婚都不收礼金吗？” The people are stunned! 众人愕然！ Zhao Chipeng gets angry: „How can be like this dry! Has a look at this invitation, you have a look at this invitation to write, really irritated me! This too did not respect our China traditional culture! Director Wu was too honest, was too honest! However this opening cannot open! From now on what to do will otherwise let other person? Is right? What to do let other person? The leadership marriage also with the common people are same! Cannot enjoy the beneficial terms!” 赵驰鹏怒道:“怎么能这样干！看看这请柬,你们看看这请柬写的,真是气死我了！这也太不尊重我们中国的传统文化了！吴局就是太廉洁了,太廉洁了啊！但是这个口子不能开啊！不然今后让别的人怎么办？对不对？让别的人怎么办？领导结婚也跟老百姓是一样的啊！不能搞特殊化啊！” The people were very silly! 众人都挺傻了！ A vice-president stares: “Ah?” 一副总瞪眼:“啊？” Director: “Ah?” 一主任:“啊？” A secretary: “Ah?” 一秘书:“啊？” Zhao Chipeng sees a people sound not to have, is in an uncontrollable rage, fast loudly shouted to clear the way: „Also anything! Also stares is doing! Hurries! Hurries to prepare a big ritual marriage time Director Wu delivers to others! Did this also his mother say with me?” 赵驰鹏见众人一点动静都没有,不禁怒不可遏,飞快大喝道:“还啊什么啊！还愣着干什么呢啊！赶紧的啊！赶紧准备一份大礼结婚的时候给人家吴局送过去啊！这还他妈用我说啊？” People: “Ah?” 众人:“啊？” „Goes to Fuck quickly!” “快去啊我草！” „clear(ly), understood!” “明,明白了！” The people faint place! 众人晕倒一地！ Does the invitation write is not collecting the cash as a present? 请柬写着不收礼金？ Is gathering your his mother because of this pissed off!! 合着您他妈是因为这个生气啊！！ The people hurried! 众人慌忙出去了！ Public relations! 公关！ Plies the connections! 托关系！ Looks for the path! 找路子！ Buys the gift! 置办礼物！ Arabia Entertainment piece of chaos! 天方娱乐一片大乱！ A Zhao Chipeng person sits before the desk silently, silent for a long time, nose acid, his tears almost falls! 赵驰鹏一个人默默坐在办公桌前,沉默了好久,鼻子一酸,他眼泪差点掉下来！ Then played in a big way! 这下玩大了！ These played really in a big way!!( To be continued.) 这一回真的玩大了啊！！(未完待续。)