On weibo. 微博上。 „Looks quickly!” “快去看啊！” „Zhang Ye teased me!” “张烨逗死我了！” „This goods shouted the wheat!” “这货喊麦了！” „Is new word, smiles the urine!” “都是新词儿,笑尿！” „Several, when female worker anchor also captures the business with him, result shouted after the wheat, that several anchors stopped live broadcast, their room nobody!” “有几个当红女主播还跟他抢生意呢,结果一首喊麦过后,那几个主播都把直播停了,她们房间都没人了！” „Real false?” “真的假的？” „, I have a look!” “靠,我去看看！” „Website here, surrounds quickly!” “网址在这儿,快来围观！” „Comes quickly, room already several million people!” “快来,房间已经几百万人了！” „Ha Ha, the magical skill of that several female anchor, where can compare with Zhang Ye!” “哈哈,那几个女主播的道行,哪儿能跟张烨比啊！” Hasn't the king of straddling of zones „yes, Zhang Ye that male servant became famous, which profession he gone? Network live broadcast, shouted that a wheat I am not strange. Actually if other these A-list Star even Heavenly King Heavenly Queen/days later if shouted the wheat, I affirmed spit blood, because was completely incompatible with their status, others will not fall the sale price to shout the wheat to play, but Zhang Ye was different, he was «So far, the sofa is so far» is «Nonsense Hu Youli» does the comedy to say Crosstalk, from making a debut to start from the beginning to break down the tail, he shouted that since the wheat came too to be simply harmonious, smiled to pull out, entire Entertainment Circle had one is, I the vigor that liked Zhang Ye that not being concerned about face! Anything is vulgar, anything is lofty, absolutely did not have this saying in his dictionary!” “是啊,张烨那厮可是出了名的跨界之王,哪个行业他没去过？一个网络直播,喊个麦我也不奇怪。其实要是其他那些一线明星甚至天王天后如果喊麦,我肯定得吐血,因为跟他们身份完全不符啊,人家也不会降身价过来喊麦玩儿,但张烨不一样,他又是《感觉身体被掏空》又是《胡说胡有理》又是搞喜剧说相声的,从出道开始就从头垮到尾啊,他喊起麦来简直太和谐了,笑抽,整个娱乐圈有一个算一个,我就喜欢张烨那不要脸的劲儿！什么低俗啊,什么高雅啊,在他的字典里根本就没有这一说！” what Weihan? 何为喊麦？ By form Host of traditional entertainment involving talking and singing, is not Music, can only calculate that a special form of traditional entertainment involving talking and singing, the style has the bar wheat, has the commercial wheat, wait / etc.. 就是以说唱的形式主持,并不算音乐,只能算一种特殊形式的说唱,风格有酒吧麦,有商业麦,等等。 A-list Star shouted the wheat unexpectedly! 一线明星居然喊麦了！ Who do't can come to have a look? 谁不得过来看看啊？ Among Zhang Ye live broadcast in the population continues to rise dramatically! 张烨直播间里人数继续飙升！ ... … beautiful gathers TV. 美合TV。 Among No. 1 live broadcast. 一号直播间。 Music stops. 音乐停。 Zhang Ye also sang has satisfied a craving, before on his Earth, often looks that the network anchors fervor rushed shouts the wheat, Zhang Ye also wants to try, but has not gotten the opportunity, has not thought that has completed this wish in this world, this perhaps was Charm of live broadcast platform, did not have that many customs, did not have that many scruples, wants saying that anything said that wants to sing anything to sing. But that Zhang Ye takes today may be fierce, this shouted that asked «Person of Me To drink Drunk», was on Zhang Ye that Earth too famous one shouts the wheat, so long as were plays this network anchor, everyone can come two. The artistry is far, one hear of happy matters. 张烨也唱过瘾了,以前在他那个地球上,每每看着网络主播们激情澎湃地嗷嗷喊麦,张烨也都想去试一试,不过也没得着机会,没想到在这个世界上完成了这一心愿,这或许就是直播平台的魅力,没那么多规矩,没那么多顾忌,想说什么就说,想唱什么就唱。而张烨今天拿出来的这一首可厉害了,这首喊麦叫《一人我饮酒醉》,是张烨那个地球上太有名的一首喊麦了,只要是个玩这个的网络主播,谁都能来两句。艺术性谈不上,一听一乐的事儿。 Zhang Ye was saying with a smile to scene: „What kind of? Also good?” 张烨对着镜头笑道:“怎么样？还行吗？” The reply are innumerable. 回复无数。 „Too 6!” “太6了！” „66666!” “66666！” „We knelt!” “我们都跪了！” „Teacher Zhang you were too bad, live broadcast of several female anchors made you stir yellow!” “张老师你太坏了,几个女主播的直播都让你搅黄了！” „Hahaha, the person all came us.” “哈哈哈,人全来咱们这边了啊。” Zhang Ye took up nearby one bottle of mineral water to drink several, twisted the cover to throw in the one side, said with a smile: „Person were also many, atmosphere also got up, good, today we blindly play, leave that many customs, usually on the television cannot say that cannot broadcast, arrived here on it does not matter, what you like me coming what to you, everybody laughs, next day goes to work happily, isn't this is the values of our these entertainers is at?” 张烨拿起旁边一瓶矿泉水喝了几口,拧上盖子扔在一旁,微笑道:“人也多了,气氛也起来了,挺好,今天咱们就是瞎玩,别那么多规矩,平时电视上很多不能说也不能播,到这里就无所谓了,你们喜欢什么我就给你们来什么,大家哈哈一笑,第二天高高兴兴上班,这不是就是我们这些艺人的价值所在吗？” Following message: 下面留言: „Right!” “对！” „Said was good!” “说的太好了！” „Happy ratio anything is strong!” “高兴比什么都强！” „Teacher Zhang I love you!” “张老师我爱你！” „Zhang Ye, comes to select us not to listen again!” “张烨,再来点我们没听过的啊！” „Right, coming to the point not to listen!” “没错,来点没听过的！” Network live broadcast most major characteristics are interactive. 网络直播最大的一个特点就是互动性。 Zhang Ye also understands this truth, said with a smile: „Selects freshly? My meeting also these many, you should listen listened, should look also looked? I think.”, He said: „This, I to you said that section Crosstalk, you have listened to me and Old Yao say suitable Crosstalk, couple of days ago Music Crosstalk you have also listened, but I said that single mouth Crosstalk, you haven't listened?” 张烨也深谙这个道理,笑道:“来点新鲜的啊？我会的也就这么多,你们该听的都听了,该看的也都看了啊？我想想啊。”顿了顿,他道:“这样吧,我给你们说段相声吧,你们都听过我和老姚说对口相声,前两天的音乐相声你们也听过了,不过我说单口相声,你们还没听过吧？” People one surprised, immediately rouses! 众人一愕,顿时振奋！ „!” “哇！” „Has not listened!” “没听过啊！” „Will you also say single Kou?” “你还会说单口？” „I think that you will say suitably!” “我以为你就会说对口呢啊！” „Come! Comes quickly!” “来啊！快来啊！” „Too anticipated!” “太期待了！” „Comes the person quickly, surnamed Zhang must say single Kou Crosstalk!” “快来人呀,姓张的要说单口相声了！” „Gift walks!” “礼物走起！” single Kou? 单口？ Also anticipate including nearby room Ha Qiqi Little Wang and the others, let alone other people, they have not listened, Zhang Ye has not said single Kou, because compared with comes suitably, Crosstalk of person did not say obviously . Moreover the difficulty was not one time of two times, but was the growth of several times of types, by suitable Crosstalk had a person to hold you, gave your supporting speaker, many stems one under on can come out, but single Kou was different, depended entirely on a person one to open mouth, the story formally was also fastidious about the integrity and continuity, in the Crosstalk circle of this world, was in good health. In Crosstalk actor, but also few can the list oral account good. 连旁边房间的哈齐齐小王等人也期待起来,别说其他人了,他们也没听过啊,张烨从没说过单口的,因为比起对口来,一个人的相声显然不好说,而且难度不是一倍两倍,而是几倍式的增长,对口相声旁边有个人托着你,给你捧哏,很多梗一下就能出来,但单口不一样,全靠一个人一张嘴,故事形式上来讲也更讲究整体性和连贯性,在这个世界的相声圈子里,健在的。相声演员里,还没有几个能把单口说好的呢。 The atmosphere was static. 气氛静了。 All people calmly listen. 所有人都静静听。 Zhang Ye settles the throat clear, the imposing manner also all of a sudden changed, with shouted a moment ago he of wheat time completely changed an appearance, said lightly: „I said that to everybody my childhood time's matter, do not visit me now this, actually, I did not say that in childhood Crosstalk material, I a little am since childhood silly. The present child childhood is much happy, the China words will not have said that first gave in the report the English-only class.” 张烨清了清嗓子,气势也一下子变了,和刚才喊麦时候的他完全变了一个样子,淡淡道:“我给大家说说我童年时候的事儿吧,你们别看我现在这样啊,其实,我小时候不是说相声的材料,我从小就有点傻。现在的孩子童年多幸福啊,中国话还不会说呢,先给报上英语班了。” Ha Qiqi: „Pū!” 哈齐齐:“噗！” Little Wang laughs: „Black English!” 小王大笑:“又黑英语！” Looked that the live broadcast person has also smiled, Teacher Zhang goes to school English badly, this is the bitter hatred, which arrives must black! 看直播的人也都笑了,张老师上学的时候英语得多差啊,这是深仇大恨啊,走到哪儿都得黑一句！ Zhang Ye spoke with confidence: „Moreover the thing that can play are also many, doesn't present child what toy have? All charged, computer, telephone, computer game and motor -, this does not let play. I in childhood, in the family|home on an electric switch, my father had not let touch.” 张烨侃侃而谈道:“而且能玩的东西也多啊,现在的孩子什么玩具没有啊？全都是带电的,电脑、电话、电玩、电棍——哦,这不让玩儿啊。我小时候,家里就一电门,我爸爸还不让摸。” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Can let touch!” “能让摸么！” „Motor?” “电棍？” „Pū!” “噗！” People real-time ridicule! 众人实时吐槽！ Zhang Ye shrugs saying: „The present child had MP8, I half did not have in childhood, attending class time must mention by name by Teacher. On that day I attended class have not listened, Teacher above lecture, I in the under low voice whisper. Our Teacher punishes me: ‚Zhang Ye! Stands! Had said you a moment ago words duplicate loudly 20’!” Zhang Ye sighed, said: „I did not dare not saying that has toward a there station: In ` Teacher gap between teeth has the fragrant-flowered garlic, in Teacher gap between teeth has the fragrant-flowered garlic, in Teacher gap between teeth has Fragrant-flowered garlic Teacher the face was green, said that was good good, sits down, later listens earnestly.” 张烨耸肩道:“现在的孩子有MP8了都,我小时候半个屁也没有,上课的时候还得被老师点名。那天我上课没听讲,老师在上面讲,我在底下小声嘀咕。我们老师惩罚我:‘张烨！站起来！把你刚才说过的话大声重复20遍’！”张烨叹了口气,说道:“我不敢不说啊,只好往那儿一站:‘老师的牙缝儿里有韭菜,老师的牙缝儿里有韭菜,老师的牙缝儿里有韭菜——老师脸都绿了,说行了行了,坐下吧,以后认真听讲。” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Hello!” “哎呦喂！” Ha Qiqi laughs loudly! 哈齐齐捧腹大笑！ Little Wang is not good! 小王也不行了！ Zhang Ye said: „Class recess rest has not really resulted in has played, the class leader organization we participates in the competition, looked that who can sneak in that school desk this head.” The one breath, he said: „I also very make every effort to succeed, I wormed one's way into.” Also, „could not pull out.” 张烨说:“课间休息实在没得玩了,班长组织我们搞竞赛,看谁能把这脑袋钻进那课桌里去。”顿了一口气,他说:“我还挺争气,我钻进去了。”又顿了一下,“拔不出来了。” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „You should!” “你该！” Zhang Ye said: „Looked for my father, leading me to go to the hospital. Reception room Teacher does not let, said that this table is the public property, said to pick to walk, my father said that if can pick us also to go to any hospital.” 张烨说道:“把我爸爸找来了,带我去医院啊。传达室老师不让出去,说这个桌子是公共财产,说得摘下来才能走,我爸爸说了,要是能摘下来我们还去什么医院啊。” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” Zhang Ye said: „Now this doctor is responsible for patient, we that doctor deceived the person in childhood, must give me from the neck here amputation. My father said: ‚Already abolished beheads’, entrained me to run. Goes home, cannot board the bus, top a table to walk toward the family|home, turning head leads 100% -- not to know my anything branch of the services.” 张烨道:“现在这个大夫对病人负责,我们小时候那大夫糊弄人,要给我从脖子这儿截肢。我爸说:‘早就废除砍头了啊’,拽着我就跑了。回家吧,上不了公共汽车,顶一桌子往家走,回头率100%——不知道我什么兵种。” „Branch of the services?” “兵种？” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „You are the table hero!” “你是桌子侠啊！” Zhang Ye said: „We have a neighbor are carpenters, said that has sawn the table, my father does not give up - school is buckling the deposit. My father said: Brings the table to be also good, does the homework to be convenient. The head is filling in inside, can't see, to do the homework? Has gone against for three days, person thin, pulled out to me.” 张烨道:“我们有个街坊是木匠,说是把桌子锯了,我爸舍不得——学校扣着押金呢。我爸说:带着桌子也好,写作业方便。脑袋在里头塞着呢,看不见,写作业？顶了三天,人瘦了一圈,给我拔出来了。” „Pū!” “噗！” „Wave urges you!” “浪催的啊你！” „Smiles to pull out!” “笑抽！” Zhang Ye said: „The present child watches the performance, is rich: Crosstalk and puppet play, modern drama and Music... We in childhood on that several plays, the area amateur opera develops. In childhood looked that «Took by strategy Wudang Mountains», Zhao Haifeng shoots Chen Gui, Zhao Haifeng this is pressing Chen Gui, this took the spear|gun, a gesture, the backstage had the Item master, knocked that to pound artillery with that hammer, the coconut palm, Chen Gui dies. On that day performed in the drill ground, catches up rains, pounds the artillery to be affected with damp, Zhao Haifeng gesticulated, the spear|gun has not made a sound, our schoolmates were shocked, Teacher also told us: ‚What Uncle Zhao Haifeng uses is silent pistol’.” 张烨道:“现在的孩子看演出,多丰富啊:相声、木偶剧、话剧、音乐…我们小时候就那几出戏,还是区业余剧团演的。小时候看《智取武当山》,赵海峰枪毙陈贵,赵海峰这手按着陈贵,这手拿枪,一比划,后台有个道具师,拿那个锤子一敲那砸炮儿,梆,陈贵死了。那天是在操场演出,赶上下雨,砸炮受潮了,赵海峰一比划,枪没响,我们同学们都愣住了,老师还跟我们说呢:‘赵海峰叔叔用的是无声手枪’。” „Silent?” “无声？” „At that time had the damper?” “那时候就有消音器了啊？” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” The reorganization content has traded. 整顿内容换了一下。 «Takes by strategy Wudang Mountains» is this world very famous play. 《智取武当山》是这个世界很著名的一部戏。 Zhang Ye said: „But Chen Gui cannot hear the gunshot he not to lie down, Zhao Haifeng continues to act in a play: ‚I represent people’ - has not made a sound, catches up with the pounding artillery that is affected with damp \; ‚I represent party’ - has not made a sound, pounding artillery that is also affected with damp. Zhao Haifeng was really anxious, ‚didn't have the bullet? On behalf of the people's representative party, I, I choke to death you’!” 张烨说:“可陈贵听不见枪响他不躺下啊,赵海峰继续做戏:‘我代表人民’——没响,又赶上一受潮的砸炮\;‘我代表党’——没响,又是一受潮的砸炮。赵海峰真急了,‘没子弹了？代表人民代表党,我,我掐死你’！” „Chokes to death you?” “掐死你？” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Has to choke to death your!” “有掐死你的么！” „Whoops laughed at me!” “哎呦笑死我了！” Zhang Ye said: „This has choked to death, I stand to applaud: Uncle Zhao Haifeng hand vigor is really big!” 张烨说:“这掐死了,我站起来叫好:赵海峰叔叔手劲儿真大！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „This is strength of hand big matter!” “这是手劲大的事么！” Crosstalk smiles countless people to double with laughter! 一段相声笑得无数人前仰后合！ On the screen the ridicule sound and applauding sound are one after another! 屏幕上吐槽声和叫好声更是一片接着一片！ Everybody also thinks fresh, because single mouth Crosstalk they have also listened much, but looks like the style single mouth Crosstalk that Zhang Ye just said that they have not listened really! 大家也都觉得新鲜,因为单口相声他们也听过不少,但像张烨刚说的这种风格的单口相声,他们还真没听过！ Only then Zhang Ye knows. 只有张烨知道。 - this called the Qingmen Shanghai school. ——这叫青门海派。 This is above Zhang Ye that world peace and tranquility Crosstalk, called «Happy Childhood», Zhang Ye has liked very much, therefore simply takes today, single mouth Crosstalk had, Ma Sanli Master, Liu Baorui Master, their Crosstalk were having the age feeling, the artistry and narrative were also quite strong, not too suitable today's this atmosphere, therefore Zhang Ye thought it over, has thought side peace and tranquility, he was most appropriate. 这是张烨那个世界上方清平的一段相声,叫《幸福童年》,张烨一直很喜欢,所以今天干脆拿出来了,本来单口相声有很多,马三立大师,刘宝瑞大师,不过他们的相声很多都带着年代感,艺术性和故事性也比较强,不太适合今天这种气氛,所以张烨想来想去,就想到了方清平,他最合适了。 single Kou said. 单口讲完了。 Among live broadcast was livelier. 直播间更热闹了。 No, with lively quickly cannot describe! 不,用热闹都快形容不了了！ The room population soars, but also presented dozens local tyrants! 房间人数直线飙升,还出现了几十个土豪！ XXX has delivered you 100 airplanes! XXX送了你100架飞机！ XXX has delivered you 10,000 candy canes! XXX送了你10000个棒棒糖！ XXX has delivered you ten aircraft carriers! XXX送了你十艘航空母舰！ The population exploded! 人数爆了！ The gift exploded! 礼物爆了！ Among live broadcast a laughter piece! 直播间笑声一片！