In family|home. 家里。 Father and mother are also dumbfounded! 爸妈也目瞪口呆！ Mother one side head, „how did you become the square dance founder?” 老妈一侧头,“你咋成广场舞祖师爷了？” Zhang Ye spits blood, „which my knows.” 张烨吐血,“我哪儿知道啊。” Father: „...” 老爸:“…” Telephone next quarter came. 电话下一刻就来了。 Is Yao Jiancai hits first. 是姚建才先打过来的。 Zhang Ye meets, hears that side to transmit loud smiling. 张烨一接,就听到那边传来大声的笑。 Yao Jiancai: „Hahahahaha!” 姚建才:“哈哈哈哈哈哈！” Zhang Ye is helpless: „Does Old Yao?” 张烨无奈:“干嘛老姚？” Yao Jiancai: „Looked at the news broadcast? Hahahaha! You can, your boy be OK! Whoops teased me, made me smile a while again!” 姚建才:“看新闻联播了没有？哈哈哈哈！你可以,你小子太可以了！哎呦逗死我了,再让我笑一会儿！” Zhang Ye roll one's eyes, „almost good.” 张烨翻白眼,“差不多行了啊。” Yao Jiancai: „Cannot be good, was too funny!” 姚建才:“不能行,太逗了！” Shortly , the telephone came. 没多久,电话又来了。 Is the university simultaneously Yu Yingyi, „hello, square dance founder.” 是大学同时俞颖怡,“你好,广场舞祖师爷。” Zhang Ye is speechless, „you walk!” 张烨无语,“你走！” Yu Yingyi laughs: „You popularity in middle and old aged woman soar now, my mother calls to ask that today I am coming, making me probably sign with you, said that their District aunts are your hardcore fans, this matter, when I finished this section to ask you to go, gave me to sign several!” 俞颖怡大笑:“你现在在中老年妇女中的人气直线上升啊,我妈今天都打电话问我来着,让我跟你要签名,说他们小区的阿姨们已经都是你的铁杆粉丝了,记着这事儿啊,等我忙完了这段儿找你去,给我多签几个！” Zhang Ye angrily said: „Does not give.” 张烨气道:“不给。” Telephone one after another. 电话一个接一个。 This group of old friend old schoolmates, all are ridicule his. 这帮老朋友老同学,全都是来嘲笑他的。 Zhang Ye did not have idea, had nothing to say in reply radically, the square dance in his world was really notorious, the reputation was too inferior, Zhang Ye cracked a joke, sang two songs to others, but must make him have the relations on inheritance with the square dance, this goods definitely had many run far, this pot he did not carry! But who thinks that others have installed a rank of founder to him directly, this made Zhang Ye hide has no way to hide, his injustice resulted in the intestines to be blue! 张烨也是没辙了,根本无言以对,广场舞在他那个世界实在是臭名昭彰,名声太次了,张烨开开玩笑可以,给人家唱两首歌可以,可要让他跟广场舞扯上传承上的关系,这货肯定有多远跑多远啊,这个锅他可不背！可谁想人家直接给他安上了一个祖师爷的辈分,这让张烨躲都没法躲了,他冤得肠子都青了啊！ The day spirit spirits, the earth deities spirit. 天灵灵,地灵灵。 This hurries to uncover! 这茬儿赶紧揭过去吧！ Hopes everybody not to take seriously this joke! 但愿大家都别把这玩笑话当真！ ... … However the development of matter actually exactly is the reversed direction of Zhang Ye anticipation! 然而事情的发展却恰恰是张烨期待的反方向！ What is the news broadcast? 新闻联播是什么？ That is Viewership Ratings highest place of nowadays Domestic besides Spring Festival, if counts the Viewership Ratings total, it is said second, nobody dares to say first radically, CCTV Spring Festival one year of one time, but the news broadcast has daily, moreover is national all satellite TV channel forced synchronization retransmission, compared with Viewership Ratings? Compared with reception population? Must stand out of the way including 《I Am a Singer》 and 《King of Mask Singer》, difference was too far! 那是现今国内除了春晚以外收视率最高的地方,若是统计收视率总数,它说第二,根本没人敢说第一,央视春晚一年只有一次,但新闻联播却是天天都有的,而且是全国所有卫视频道强制同步转播的,比收视率？比收视人数？连《我是歌手》和《蒙面歌王》都得靠边站,差的太远了！ This content quickly by insane biography! 这段内容很快被疯传！ The netizens on weibo smiled silly! 微博上的网友们都笑傻了！ „Looks at the news broadcast quickly!” “快看新闻联播！” „Today's interview shone! Bright blind!” “今天的采访亮了！亮瞎了啊！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „It is not whoops good!” “哎呦不行了！” „Founder?” “祖师爷？” „In inexplicable stamp smiles!” “莫名戳中笑点！” „This Aunt was too funny!” “这大妈太逗了！” „Teacher Zhang established the new profession! The whole nation rejoices!” “张老师创立新行业了！举国同庆！” „Pū, but thinks is also, Zhang Ye that two songs truly have carried forward the square dance, even/including my mother that type did not ask that the person of humans affair exited to dance this morning, you said big influence, said that Zhang Ye was the square dance founder? This does not have the problem!” “噗,不过想想也是,张烨那两首歌确实把广场舞发扬光大了,连我妈那种不问世事的人今天早上都出去跳舞了,你就说得多大影响力吧,说张烨是广场舞的祖师爷？这个没毛病！” „Teacher Zhang were also many nickname!” “张老师又多了一个外号儿啊！” „Founders must burn incense by the posterity?” “祖师爷都要被后人上香的吧？” „Right, 100 years later, the team of each District square dance before opening jumps hangs up the Zhang Ye picture, on three burn a joss stick, commemorates the founder.” “对的,100年以后,每个小区广场舞的队伍都会在开跳前挂上张烨的照片,上三炷香,纪念祖师爷。” „Smiles the corona!” “笑晕！” „Hahaha, you sufficed!” “哈哈哈,你们够了！” „I also took, once any matter had the relations with Zhang Ye, the association bewilderedly became joking gets up, this morning downstairs my family was putting «Little Apple» and «Most Dazzling Nation Style», gave to awaken by noise me obstinately, my also very pissed off, after finally looked at the interview of news broadcast, my your younger sister actually anything air/Qi did not have, has smiled for quite a while, entire Entertainment Circle can let my this, was Zhang Ye!” “我也是服了,什么事情一旦跟张烨扯上关系,总会莫名其妙变得逗比起来,今天早上我家楼下就放着《小苹果》和《最炫民族风》,愣是把我给吵醒了,我还挺生气的,结果看了新闻联播的这段采访以后,我你妹竟然什么气都没了,笑了半天,整个娱乐圈能让我这样的,也就是张烨了！” „He is Entertainment Circle biggest joking, moreover was bringing his person and matter also joking gets up, this perhaps was Zhang Ye individual Charm, by the appearance, he compared with Huo Dongfang and the others, by the age, he was not new emerging artist, by the stature, was oppressive including Jiang Hanwei his several streets, but discussed joking to come, entire Entertainment Circle all Celebrity put together is not his opponent!” “他就是娱乐圈最大的逗比,而且带着他身边的人和事也逗比起来了啊,这或许就是张烨的个人魅力吧,论长相,他比不过霍东方等人,论年纪,他也不是小鲜肉了,论身材,连蒋汉威都虐他几条街,可是论起逗比来,整个娱乐圈的所有明星加在一起也不是他的对手啊！” „Congratulations Zhang Ye promotion square dance founder!” “恭喜张烨晋升广场舞祖师爷！” „Congratulates Teacher Zhang becomes the Aunt spiritual leader!” “祝贺张老师成为大妈们的精神领袖！” „Applause where?” “掌声在哪里？” „Saa the flower!” “撒花！” The netizens took pleasure in others'misfortunes, smile insanely! 网友们一个个幸灾乐祸,笑疯了！ A newsgathering news, already Zhang Ye this „square dance founder” the label hits stubbornly, took this title to work as the news including the media. 一个新闻采访,已然将张烨这“广场舞祖师爷”的标签打的死死的了,连媒体都拿这个标题当新闻了。 ... … Next day. 次日。 In the morning. 早上。 Zhang Ye just got out of bed hears Mother to take the computer to put «Little Apple», he is worried, shoves open the way: „Mother, hurried to stop, don't put the line not?” 张烨刚起床就听到老妈在拿电脑放《小苹果》,他不禁气闷,推开门道:“妈,赶紧停了,别放了行不？” Mother smacks the lips, „does?” 老妈咂嘴,“干嘛啊？” Zhang Ye said: „I one hear of this am dizzy now.” 张烨道:“我现在一听这个就头晕。” „Did demon bond?” Mother sneers. “魔障了？”老妈冷笑。 Zhang Ye snort|hum said: „Later no one raise the square dance with me.” 张烨哼道:“以后谁也别跟我提广场舞啊。” Father said: „Others took you to be founder.” 老爸道:“人家都拿你当祖师爷了。” „Hou!” Zhang Ye with was stepped on tail, startled [say / way]: „Quickly not to mention that three characters! Surely not to mention! I have now had a sickness, listening to that three characters to tremble on the whole body, later may not work as my surface saying that the father, mother, I went to work, meet again/goodbye!” “嚯！”张烨跟被踩了尾巴似的,惊道:“快别提那三个字啊！千万别提！我现在得了一种病,听了那仨字就浑身发抖,以后可千万别当着我面儿说了,爸,妈,我上班去了,再见！” But Zhang Ye has not thought that just went downstairs, he by neighbors surrounded! 可张烨万万没想到,刚一下楼,他就被邻居们围住了！ „Little Ye!” “小烨！” „You may come out!” “你可出来了！” „You quite a while.” “等你半天啦。” „Directs to us quickly.” “快给我们指点指点。” „Right, everybody acts is not unified.” “对,大家动作都不统一啊。” „What is the «Little Apple» standard movement?” “《小苹果》的标准动作是什么样的？” „«Most Dazzling Nation Style» also teaches us.” “《最炫民族风》也教教我们啊。” One crowd of Aunt encircle all round Zhang Ye. 一群大妈把张烨团团围死。 Standard movement? 标准动作？ Where has any standard movement! 哪儿有什么标准动作啊！ Zhang Ye is shocked saying: „Aunt Liu, Aunt Sun, Grandma Zhou, is your everybody this does do? Where I will dance I, what can I teach?” 张烨惊呆道:“刘阿姨,孙大妈,周奶奶,您大家这是干嘛？我哪儿会跳舞啊我,我能教什么啊？” Aunt Sun puts on a serious face saying: „You are this line of founders, whom don't you teach to teach?” 孙大妈板着脸道:“你可是这一行的祖师爷,你不教谁教啊？” Aunt! 大妈！ You are my biological mother! 您是我亲妈！ Your not to mention founder good? 您别提祖师爷了行不行？ Zhang Ye is not dry, wants to run outward. 张烨死活不干,就想往外跑。 Finally Aunt do not help him cross, the fork waists stare. 结果大妈们就是不让他过,一个个叉腰瞪眼。 „Little Ye, Aunt must criticize you!” “小烨啊,大妈得批评批评你！” „Little Ye, everybody present interest specially is high, daily comes out to dance, we were specially happy that now the time is different, what is the network, cell phone, the computer, we, what won't our middle-aged people and old people have to move amateur? Too deficient, now square dance popularized with great difficulty, gave our senior citizens to enrich the amateur life with great difficulty, this was the huge good deed, others did not support, you were a founder, was our spiritual leaders, how can you not support?” “小烨啊,大家现在兴致都特别高,天天出来跳跳舞,我们特别高兴,现在时代不一样了,什么都是网络啊,手机啊,电脑啊,我们也不会,我们中老年人有什么业余活动啊？太匮乏了,现在广场舞好不容易普及了,好不容易给我们老年人丰富了业余生活,这是天大的好事啊,别人不支持也就算了,你可是创始人,是我们的精神领袖,你怎么能不支持呢？” „Right Little Ye.” “对啊小烨。” Whose spiritual leader? 谁精神领袖啊？ Any spiritual leader! 什么就精神领袖了啊！ Zhang Ye raises hand to surrender, „I am not do not support, I support specially, my both hands support, my small Host, sings at most amateur, where I will dance!” 张烨举手投降,“我可不是不支持啊,我特别支持,我双手支持,我就一小主持人,顶多业余唱唱歌,我哪儿会跳舞啊！” Everybody is not dry. 大家却不干。 „Your airplane has started!” “你飞机都开过！” „You also win the Mathematics highest prize!” “你还拿过数学最高奖呢！” „Under you Go, Xiang Rong is not your opponent!” “你下围棋,向荣都不是你对手！” „Can't your what?” “你啥不会啊？” Talking. 你一言我一语。 Zhang Ye is unable to refute unexpectedly! 张烨竟无法反驳！ Mother possibly heard the sound, cheerful going downstairs. 老妈可能听见动静了,也乐呵呵的下楼了。 Zhang Ye is really dumbfounded , these are not others, is dozens years of old neighbor, many aunts are look at Zhang Ye to grow up, some aunts have prepared food to Zhang Ye, in the past Zhang Ye went to the elementary school, Zhang Ye father and mother had the matter the time also has the aunt to go to the school to receive him to go to and from school, this what related? Could not miss many compared with the relative, Zhang Ye was the facial skin again thick cannot fling the faces of these old neighbors. 张烨是真哭笑不得,这些可不是别人,都是几十年的老邻居,很多阿姨都是看着张烨长大的,有的阿姨给张烨做过饭,当年张烨上小学,张烨爸妈有事的时候也有阿姨去学校接过他上下学,这什么关系啊？比亲戚也差不了多少了,张烨就是脸皮再厚也不能甩这些老邻居的面子啊。 End, he did not have idea, „good, but my two songs only teach one time, that side my TV station one pile of matters, result in really immediately.” 末了,他没辙了,“好,但我两首歌只教一次啊,我电视台那边真有一堆事情呢,马上得走。” „Does not have the issue!” “没问题！” „Our quick to learn!” “我们学得快！” The Aunt emotions run high! 大妈们情绪高涨！ Zhang Ye is actually losing the face, a listless appearance. 张烨却丧着脸,一副无精打采的样子。 If he, he absolutely will not look for the wheel track pushing really this matter, but the present issue is, the Zhang Ye meeting, in his world, the Administration of Sports promoted 12 square dance standard movements, Zhang Ye has not studied, but could not support him to look daily **** looked looked year after year, said «Most Dazzling Nation Style» and «Little Apple», the dance movements of these two songs, he closed one's eyes can carry to come out, had no need including Memory Search Capsule! 要是他真不会也就罢了,他绝对找辙把这事儿给推过去,可现在的问题是,张烨真的会啊,他那个世界上,国家体育总局推广了12只广场舞标准动作,张烨没学过,但架不住他天天看****看年年看啊,就说《最炫民族风》和《小苹果》吧,这两首歌的舞蹈动作,他闭着眼都能背出来,连记忆搜索胶囊都用不着！ Does the search remember? 搜索记忆？ Are you cracking a joke? 你在开玩笑？ You are to the person biggest insult of life in his world! 你这是对生活在他那个世界上的人最大的侮辱啊！ The guidance starts. 教导开始。 „The first movement, this.” “第一个动作,这样。” „Right, is very good.” “对,很好。” „The second movement is this.” “第二个动作是这个。” „It is not right, Aunt Sun made a mistake.” “不对,孙大妈错了。” „Auntie Zhang's good, everybody learns from Auntie Zhang.” “张阿姨的很好,大家跟张阿姨学。” „Sang this time, certainly remembers that turned around.” “唱到这句的时候,一定记得转身。” „Oh, Auntie Zhou, you made a mistake.” “哎呀,周阿姨,你又错了。” „Aunt Chen, your this is not right, the difference was far, you earnestly good?” “陈大妈,你这不对,差远了,您认真一点行吗？” „Yo, this good, Aunt Chen, Auntie Zhou, is worth praising!” “哟,这次不错,陈大妈,周阿姨,值得表扬！” „Dance is in the world the most beautiful thing, therefore the movement must relax, right, periphery the imagination is the blue sky, thinks that you graceful dance in Yun Jian, does not want, because this is the square dance slackens the request to the movement, this is the biggest mistake! Must regard the art it, who said that the square dance can't be very beautiful? The dance of people, that is most beautiful! The intravenous drip of common people, that is the art! Right, is this condition, is very good, is very good!” “舞蹈是世上最美的东西,所以动作要放松,对,想象周围是蓝天白云,想想你们正曼舞在云间,不要因为这是广场舞就对动作放松要求,这是最大的错误！要把它当成艺术,谁说广场舞就不能很美了？人民的舞蹈,那都是最美的！老百姓的点滴,那才是艺术！对,就是这个状态,很好,都很不错！” Mother also then in study. 老妈也跟着在学。 Zhang Ye is any matter very earnest person, in addition he is also the university Teacher reason, finally teaches to teach, this male servant has forgotten time unexpectedly, one hour passed by, he still teaches two sets of dance movements there, moreover is getting more and more careful, is getting more and more dedicated, some people movements of cannot learn, he also puts on a serious face to stare, just like became specialized dance Teacher! 张烨是个做什么事情都很认真的人,加上他也是个大学老师的缘故,结果教着教着,这厮居然忘记了时间,一个小时过去了,他还在那里传授两套舞蹈动作,而且越来越细致,越来越专注,众人有的动作怎么也学不好的时候,他也板脸瞪眼,俨然成一位专业舞蹈老师了！ time crosses quickly. 时间过得很快。 Two songs completed finally. 两首歌终于学完了。 Aunt celebrate. 大妈们都庆祝起来。 „It was good!” “太棒了！” „Movement that Little Ye teaches!” “还是小烨教的动作好！” „Right, is reasonable, is attractive!” “对,又合理,又好看！” „Was too specialized!” “太专业了啊！” „That is, but our Little Ye the founder of square dance trade!” “那是,咱们小烨可是广场舞行当的祖师爷呀！” In this moment, Zhang Ye suddenly tasted, after one's own has gawked for several seconds, he raises head to look to the heaven, has almost tears streaming down the face! 在这一刻,张烨才猛然间回过味儿来,自己愣了几秒钟后,他仰头望向苍天,差点泪流满面！ OMG! 我的天啊！ Is my his mother doing!( To be continued., Your support, is I biggest power.) 16-10-28 06:54: 16 我他妈到底在干什么呀！(未完待续。、,您的支持,就是我最大的动力。)16-10-2806:54:16