IRAS :: Volume #11

#1051: Did the children's days sing the competition?


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On Wednesday. 周三。 June first International Children's Day. 六一儿童节了。 Very early in the morning, Zhang Ye is resting soundly, some feeling nearby people push him. 一大早,张烨正睡得香呢,就感觉旁边有人推他。 Zhang Ye!” 张烨!” Um.” “嗯。” Zhang Ye, gets out of bed!” 张烨,起床!” Um?” “嗯?” You get out of bed!” “你起床!” The arm was being swayed. 胳膊被一个劲儿地摇晃着。 Zhang Ye wants to rest unable to rest, opens eyes looked that unexpectedly was Chenchen came, he has cast aside under the mouth, beckoning with the hand bang humanity of: Urges to go faster.” Stands up from failure to continue to rest. 张烨想睡也睡不了了啊,睁开眼一看,居然是辰辰来了,他撇了下嘴巴,摆了摆手轰人道:“去去去。”翻身继续睡。 Chenchen was mad runs to complain, Grandpa, Grandma, Zhang Ye hated to get out of bed!” 辰辰气得跑去告状了,“爷爷,奶奶,张烨赖床!” Mother entered the Zhang Ye hut panting in indignation, said loudly: Chenchen came home, hurries to give me to get up, a while leads the child to play!” 老妈气呼呼地进了张烨的小屋,大声道:“辰辰都来家了,赶紧给我起来,一会儿带孩子玩去!” Zhang Ye is depressed: What plays?” 张烨郁闷道:“玩什么啊?” Father also came, today's children's day, hurry up.” 老爸也过来了,“今天儿童节,快点。” Zhang Ye whoops said: Old Rao? Let Old Rao go?” 张烨哎呦道:“老饶呢?让老饶去啊?” You have two interviews, in the afternoon also Awards, Chenchen her aunt is not when your manager? She gave you to process, today where has time? One her aunt delivered in the morning child, said the children's day, making you bring Chenchen to play.” Mother complained: Gets up quickly.” “你有两个采访,下午还有一个颁奖,辰辰大姨不是当你经纪人了吗?她给你处理去了,今天哪儿有时间啊?一早上她大姨就把孩子送过来了,说儿童节了,让你带辰辰去玩一玩。”老妈埋怨道:“快起。” One hear of this saying, Zhang Ye did not have the temperament, good was good, knew.” 一听这话,张烨也没脾气了,“行了行了,知道啦。” Gets out of bed, washing, has the breakfast. 起床,洗漱,吃早饭。 Today's Chenchen is very as if high-spirited, urges him. 今天的辰辰情绪似乎挺高,一个劲催他。 Zhang Ye, you a bit faster brush.” 张烨,你快点刷。” Zhang Ye, you a bit faster eat.” 张烨,你快点吃。” You a bit faster.” “你快点。” Zhang Ye first two big, which „do you want to go? Urgently presses?” 张烨一个头两个大,“你这是想去哪儿啊?催命啊?” Chenchen said: I must go to the amusement park to play haunted house!” 辰辰道:“我要去游乐园玩鬼屋!” Zhang Ye roll one's eyes, „do 61 go to amusement park? Don't you dislike the person to be many really you?” 张烨翻白眼,“61去游乐园?你真不嫌人多啊你?” Mother stares him saying: You rubbish, hurry!” 老妈瞪他道:“你废什么话,赶紧的!” Zhang Ye: „Did good all various professions, go, go good?” 张烨:“行行行,去,去行了吧?” Around 8 : 00. 八点多。 Capital City amusement park. 京城游乐园到了。 In Zhang Ye once that Earth, this amusement park went broke and closed down long ago, in this world, this campus is also opening, the person that called more than one, Yang Yang, a huge crowd piece by piece kept off in front, obstinately where he could not see including the ticket office. 张烨曾经的那个地球,这个游乐园早些年就关门大吉了,不过在这个世界,这个园区还开着,人那叫一个多,乌央乌央的,一片片的人海挡在前面,他愣是连售票处都看不到在哪儿。 Lines up to buy a ticket. 排队买票。 Security check, admission. 安检,入场。 Zhang Ye puts out a hand, is drawing me.” 张烨一伸手,“拉着我。” Chenchen admits in the hand his hand, haunted house where?” 辰辰把手放进他手里,“鬼屋在哪里?” Front.” Zhang Ye is not high-spirited , has gone bad hotly, big summer was the mask is the hat is the sunglasses, changed someone not to be hot? “前面呢吧。”张烨情绪不怎么高,也是热坏了,大夏天的又是口罩又是帽子又是蛤蟆镜的,换谁谁不热啊? The haunted house arrived, was lining up has only arranged for one hour. 鬼屋到了,光是排队就排了一个小时。 The entrance in front, inside is child's squeal. 入口就在前面,里面全是孩子的尖叫声。 „!” “啊!” Mom!” “妈妈!” I do not play!” “我不玩了!” Scares to death me!” “吓死我啦!” Hum!” “呜呜呜!” Cries, a piece of pitiful yell. 还有哭的,一片惨叫。 Zhang Ye smiles to look at Chenchen, a while do not cry.” 张烨笑看着辰辰,“一会儿别哭啊。” Chenchen has pulled the corners of the mouth, he he.” 辰辰扯了扯嘴角,“呵呵。” Zhang Ye she has been going on pulling, he is also first time comes to the haunted house. 张烨就拉着她进去了,他也是第一次来鬼屋。 Finally just walked 78 steps, a skeleton bone drops from the clouds, fell Zhang Ye and Chenchen front all of a sudden, jumped. 结果刚走了78步,一个骷髅骨头就从天而降,一下子掉到了张烨辰辰的面前,一跳一跳的。 Only listened to the Zhang Ye goose flesh to blast out all of a sudden, a throat almost shouting has put on the roof of haunted house, whoops my mother!” 只听张烨鸡皮疙瘩一下子就炸开了,嗷的一嗓子差点把鬼屋的房顶给喊穿了,“哎呦我的妈呀!” Chenchen unemotionally to take a look at him, Zhang Ye, are you good?” 辰辰面无表情地瞅瞅他,“张烨,你行不行啊?” Zhang Ye called out: Walks quickly walks quickly! Proceeds!” 张烨叫道:“快走快走!往前走!” His successive the person who goes to the hospital to tremble, which playing this! 他一个连去医院都哆嗦的主儿,哪儿玩的了这个啊! However has not walked two steps, spat the person's shadow of red tongue to jump suddenly from one side, but also has exuded a terrifying cry! 然而还没走两步呢,一个吐着红舌头的人影猛然从侧面跳了出来,还发出了一声恐怖的叫声! Finally, Zhang Ye is bigger than his cry, Fuck!” 结果,张烨比他叫声还大,“我草啊!” This throat, nearly frightens to fall face down the staff who that plays the role of the ghost, big brother Shit you as for you? You were scared me! 这一嗓子,把那扮成鬼的工作人员都险些吓趴下,我靠大哥你至于吗你?您吓着我了啊! Chenchen is quite calm, has a look at that red tongue ghost, refers to him saying: Your this tongue does is not lifelike, looks is the clothing material of cotton material, here.” She has pressed firmly between the fingers that red tongue, was dirty, haven't this tongue how many days washed?” 辰辰却相当淡定,看看那个红舌头的“鬼”,指指他道:“你这个舌头做的一点也不逼真,一看就是棉质的料子,还有这里。”她捏住了那个红舌头,“都脏了,这舌头多少天没洗了?” Staff: „......” 工作人员:“……” Chenchen direction river mountain road: Next time you remember that trades a rubber, that is more real.” 辰辰指点江山道:“下一次你记得换一个胶皮的,那个更真实一些。” Staff: „......” 工作人员:“……” Proceeds again, is a terrifying scene! 再往前走,又是一个恐怖的场景! A thing of whole body hair came gradually! 一个满身毛发的东西一步一步过来了! Zhang Ye frightens kyoodles. 张烨吓得啊啊乱叫。 Chenchen blinks, walks, put out a hand to tuck up these one looked at very disgusting hair, has dug up several, inside revealed the face that female staff have shocked. 辰辰则眨眨眼睛,走上去,伸手撩开了那些一看就很恶心的毛发,扒了好几下,里面才露出了那女工作人员惊呆的脸。 The Chenchen nod said: Your this ratio beforehand scary.” 辰辰点头道:“你这个比之前的吓人。” Female staff: „?” 女工作人员:“啊?” Chenchen asked: „Are your wages more than them?” 辰辰问道:“你工资是不是比他们多?” Female staff: „......” 女工作人员:“……” Chenchen: Your wages how many?” 辰辰:“你工资多少?” Female staff: „......” 女工作人员:“……” A haunted house gets down, the Zhang Ye face was white, comes out later quite a while not to recover consciousness, stands does not dare to walk toward the cool place under Sun. It is not he is timid, but is he fears this startled for the first time thing. 一趟鬼屋下来,张烨脸都白了,出来以后半天没缓过来,站在太阳底下都不敢往阴凉的地方走。不是他胆儿小,而是他就怕这一惊一乍的东西。 As everyone knows, impulsion that one group of staff in haunted house also a little spit blood, they have not seen this child, looks is not the normal home education, sees? Nonsense, which normal child your his mother sees to see the front surface to walk a ghost, how many can pass to push aside her hair to ask her wages? Have you seen? 殊不知,鬼屋里的一群工作人员也都有点吐血的冲动,他们真的从没见过这种孩子啊,一看就不是正常家庭教育出来的啊,怎么看出来的?废话,你他妈见过哪个正常孩子见到迎面走来一个鬼,能过去扒开她头发问她工资多少的?你见过吗? Zhang Ye also wonders actually, this Chenchen such big courage, obviously night does not dare a person to sleep, was fiercer than anyone to the haunted house, Zhang Ye soul quickly frightened, did this kid have free time to damage others staff? Can you far away come the amusement park for this? 张烨其实也纳闷,这辰辰怎么这么大胆子,明明夜里都不敢一个人睡觉的,到了鬼屋却比谁都猛,张烨魂儿都快吓出来了,这小家伙还有空损人家工作人员?你大老远要来游乐园就为这个啊? Zhang Ye said: Amusing?” 张烨道:“好玩吗?” Chenchen um said: Also good.” 辰辰嗯道:“还行。” Zhang Ye said: Line of anything!” 张烨道:“行什么啊!” Chenchen said: Zhang Ye, you frustrate.” 辰辰说道:“张烨,你真挫。” Zhang Ye gets angry: Later do not ask me to lead you to come this broken place!” 张烨怒道:“以后别叫我带你来这破地儿了啊!” Chenchen said earnestly: They are fake, don't you know?” 辰辰认真道:“他们都是假的,你不知道吗?” I know!” Zhang Ye angrily said. “我知道啊!”张烨气道 Chenchen he he, Zhang Ye, your courage was really small.” 辰辰呵呵了一声,“张烨,你胆子真小。” Zhang Ye roll one's eyes, snort|hum said: „Am I timid? The buddies open time of airplane are you have not seen! That called the magnificent scene, you understood anything you.” 张烨翻白眼,哼道:“我胆儿小?哥们儿开飞机的时候那是你没见过!那才叫大场面,你懂什么呀你。” Chenchen curls the lip, side saw a store of going shopping, she puts out a hand a finger, Zhang Ye, I want to eat the ice cream.” 辰辰撇嘴,侧头看见了一个买东西的商铺,她伸手一指,“张烨,我想吃冰激凌。” Zhang Ye nods, thinks.” 张烨点头,“想吧。” Chenchen: You buy for me.” 辰辰:“你给我买。” Zhang Ye: one's own goes.” 张烨:“自己去。” Chenchen: You buy for me!” 辰辰:“你给我买!” The surroundings have two old man old woman who leads grandson to come out to see that has criticized Zhang Ye several. 周围有两个带着孙子出来的老头老太太见状,不禁批评了张烨几句。 The old woman said: Your this young fellow, child wants to eat buys for him.” 老太太道:“你这个小伙子,孩子想吃就给他买呗。” The old man said: Today is the children's day, a child such holiday, must follow.” 老头道:“今天是儿童节,孩子就这么一个节日,要顺着。” They walked. 俩人走了。 Zhang Ye dumbfounded . 张烨哭笑不得 Good all various professions, today you is a king.” Zhang Ye has to pass for her has bought one, I told you, celebrated the children's day, looked how I tidied up you!” “行行行,今儿你是大王。”张烨只好过去给她买了一个,“我告诉你啊,过了儿童节,看我怎么收拾你!” Chenchen also pays no attention to him, from attending to eating the ice cream, the eye is looking unceasingly to all around, is seeking for other projects. 辰辰也不理他,自顾吃着冰激凌,眼睛不断看向四周,寻找着其他项目。 Suddenly, the front transmits lively Voice, probably the activity, Host in the above speech, the surroundings has been encircling over a hundred people! 忽然,前方传来热闹的声音,好像有一个活动,一个主持人正在上面说话,周围围了上百人! Probably is sings the competition? 好像是个唱歌比赛? Prize? 还有奖品?
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