IRAS :: Volume #11

#1013: Explodes red


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The wind direction one changed! 风向一下就变了! Before countless people in black Clown, were despising him, however this «Opera», many netizens do not speak, media also nearly put out an old blood! Many people were touched by this song , many people had not been moved, but people that even if not like listening to this song, nobody will say this person of singing insufficient good, this false sound, is the superb situation! 之前无数人都在黑小丑,都在鄙视他,然而这首《歌剧》一出,很多网友不吭声了,一个个媒体也都险些吐出一口老血!不少人被这首歌打动了,也有不少人没被打动,可即使是不喜欢听这首歌的民众,也没有一个人会说这人唱的不够好,这假音,已经是出神入化的地步了! B-list?” 二线?” Above B-list on those people!” 二线以上就那么些人啊!” Fuck this who!” 我草这谁啊!” I thought that I turned into his fans!” “我觉得,我已经变成他粉丝了!” I am also!” “我也是!” Black extension powder! Too fucking awesome!” “黑转粉!太牛-逼了!” „, Clown won!” “啊,小丑赢了!” Won Petal Rain!” “赢花瓣雨了!” Petal Rain was a pity!” 花瓣雨太可惜了!” Yes, if meets others, Petal Rain wins steadily!” “是啊,如果遇见别人,花瓣雨稳赢的!” „Won't Clown take Singer King really?” “不会小丑真拿歌王了吧?” In a big hurry in a big hurry! Clown next song?” “快快快快!小丑下一首歌呢?” Program continues. 节目继续。 But the audience as if had been brainwashed by this non- character song generally, the small some people did not have the interest to other players, the person who even uncovers the surface is everyone does not care, they want to listen to the Clown second song now! 可观众似乎都被这首无字歌洗脑了一般,有一小部分人已经对其他选手没有兴趣了,甚至连揭面的人是谁都不在乎了,他们现在就想听小丑的第二首歌! Finally, the second round Singer King competition station started. 终于,第二轮的歌王争夺站开始了。 Clown first presence! 小丑第一个出场! This, is the Clown real sound! 这回,是小丑的真音! I must from south to north!” “我要从南走到北!” I must from going in vain to the black!” “我还要从白走到黑!” I want the people to see me!” “我要人们都看到我!” But does not know that who I am!” “但不知道我是谁!” «Fake Monk» just came out, many audiences burst with joy! 一首《假行僧》刚一出来,不少观众们就沸腾了! Big god!” “大神!” This compels certainly is the Musical World big god!” “这绝逼是乐坛的大神!” This song I do not like, is not of pleasant to hear.” “这歌我不喜欢啊,不好听。” „It is obviously of pleasant to hear!” “明明很好听啊!” I liked this song! The spiritual level was good!” “我太喜欢这歌了!精神层次太好了!” I am also, liked dying!” “我也是,喜欢死了!” „The Petal Rain accident enters eliminates the area, Sunflower today not in the condition, the song that chooses is the same, today's stage nobody has been able to compete with Clown!” 花瓣雨意外进入淘汰区,向日葵今天也不在状态,选的歌一般般,今天的舞台已经没有人能和小丑竞争了啊!” «Fake Monk» is of pleasant to hear!” “《假行僧》好听啊!” This song, can sweep away stage!” “这歌,可以横扫舞台了!” Sang had the sentiment!” “唱的太有感情了!” I do not catch cold to this song very much, I thought that the lyrics are very good, but the song is common, but why does not know, Clown sang this song, a little infected me, if I at the scene, I definitely also gave him the ticket! This person had person Charm!” “我对这首歌不是很感冒,我觉得歌词很好,但曲子一般,可是不知道为什么,小丑唱出这首歌,真的有点感染到我,如果我在现场,我肯定也把票给他啊!这人太有个人魅力了!” ...... …… Industry. 业内。 Many with was alarmed greatly! 不少大拿都被惊动了! A telephone: 一个电话: Old Hu, looks at Beijing Satellite TV quickly!” 老虎,快看京城卫视!” How? I record new song.” “怎么了?我录新歌呢。” You listen quickly, latest issue King of Mask Singer, real god!” “你快去听一下,最新一期蒙面歌王,真的神了!” Whose god?” “谁神了?” Clown!” 小丑!” „Can his throat, where god to go?” “他那嗓子,能神到哪里去?” You listen! After listening he caught cold, is any condition! This, when Musical World jumped such old artillery! Which old friends do you listen are our?” “你去听听吧!听听他感冒好了以后是个什么状态!这,乐坛什么时候蹦出了这么一个老炮儿啊!你听听是不是咱们哪个老朋友啊?” ...... …… Grandma. 姥姥家。 Mother and several aunts had not felt to this song anything. 老妈和几个舅妈都对这歌没什么感觉。 However Father and several uncles entered the deluded condition. 但是老爸和几个舅舅都已经进入了如痴如醉的状态。 The uncle said: This song...... Writes real good!” 二舅道:“这歌……写的真好!” Three younger sisters yelled suddenly: I revolted!” 三妹妹突然大叫道:“我叛变了!” „?” The big younger sister is perplexed. “啊?”大妹妹不明所以。 Three younger sisters said immediately: I did not support Petal Rain, starting today, I supported Clown!” 三妹妹登时道:“我不支持花瓣雨了,从今天开始,我支持小丑!” Zhang Ye said with a smile: This song can you understand?” 张烨笑道:“这歌你听得懂啊?” Three younger sisters said: Cannot understand, but I am like!” 三妹妹道:“听不懂,但我就是喜欢呀!” The big younger sister said: I like that «Opera», sang was too scary, the brother, who was this person? You hurry to tell us!” 大妹妹道:“我喜欢那首《歌剧》,唱的太吓人了,哥,这人是谁啊?你赶紧告诉我们啊!” I do not know.” Zhang Ye talked about with interest. “我也不知道。”张烨乐道。 Two younger sisters said: You definitely know!” 二妹妹道:“你肯定知道!” Zhang Ye smiles not to speak. 张烨笑而不语。 Father spoke suddenly, Little Ye.” 老爸突然发话了,“小烨。” Zhang Ye turns head, „?” 张烨回头,“啊?” Father said: Turns head you to give the You and Me mother to do two «King of Mask Singer» scenes to record ticket of that day.” 老爸道:“回头你给我和你妈搞两张《蒙面歌王》现场录制那天的票。” Zhang Ye one surprised, does? Do you want to go?” 张烨一愕,“干嘛啊?您要去啊?” Father um. 老爸嗯了一声。 Mother also immediately said: Right, does two!” 老妈也立即道:“对,搞两张!” Mother this that Zhang Ye has been used to it frequently, but the Father disposition is quite indifferent, is quite traditional, almost will not always raise anything to request with Zhang Ye, today Father opened the mouth unexpectedly, this also was really Sun hits the west side to come out, Zhang Ye naturally did not have two words. 老妈经常这个那个的,张烨已经习惯了,但老爸性格比较淡然,比较传统,几乎从来都不会跟张烨提什么要求的,今天老爸居然开了口,这还真是太阳打西边出来了,张烨自然没有二话。 Zhang Ye nods, line.” 张烨点头,“行。” Three younger sister eyes are greatly bright, brother, I also want!” 三妹妹眼睛大亮,“哥,我也要!” Two younger sisters look, came up to draw Zhang Ye arm, acted like a spoiled brat saying: Brother.” 二妹妹一瞧,也上去拉了张烨的胳膊一把,撒娇道:“哥。” The big younger sister coughs, not good intention Sidao: I also want to go.” 大妹妹咳嗽一声,不太好意思道:“我也想去。” Zhang Ye was swayed for quite a while, said with a smile: Good all various professions, have, has.” 张烨被摇晃了半天,笑道:“行行行,都有,都有。” Such tosses about, on the television, the competition had ended, three Singer sang. 这么一折腾,电视上,比赛已经结束了,三个歌手都演唱完了。 The family members the attention will move to the television on immediately, who wants to have a look has taken this round Singer King finally, is they and others, is actually a pleasant surprise! 家里人立即将注意力挪到电视上,想看看是谁最后拿下了这一轮的歌王,可是他们等来的,却是一个意外的惊喜! Clown also sang! 小丑又唱歌了! Is an extra display song! 是一首额外发挥的歌! ...... …… „Are you Hong Kong Celebrity?” “你是香-港明星?” Where is your native place?” “你老家是哪里的?” Then, the netizens collapsed! 然后,网友们都崩溃了! They look at Clown to hold up the microphone dumbfoundedly, sang loudly with emotions: 他们目瞪口呆地看着小丑举起了话筒,动情高歌: Occasionally drops old, on group in village.” “偶滴老嘎,就组在则个屯。” Occasionally in department village, locally born drop sheep.” “偶系则个屯里,土生土长滴羊啊。” Do not look that the village young is not big, has the mountain to have the water to have the fast corner.” “别看屯子不仔大呀,有山有水有速棱。” Neighborhood the sentiment is very first harmonious, old young masters more slippery group.” “邻里先情挺和睦,老少爷们更滑群。” Village rock pile surface has occurred, the black black many matters, the recollection is that is the special stem, the friends , if has the woods true, I get you to look up.” “屯子磊面发生过,黑多黑多的事,回想系那是特别的梗,朋友们若系有森确呀,我领你仰视仰视。” „In looks up at us to store the sheep!” “仰视仰视偶们屯里的羊!” This Cantonese, listened to blindly the eyes of people simply! 这粤语,简直听瞎了众人的眼! One group of people have smiled double with laughter! 还有一帮人已经笑得前仰后合! Hahahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈哈!” I am not whoops good!” “哎呦我不行了!” „Did this do?” “这太搞了吧?” „Is this joking where comes?” “这是哪里来的逗比啊?” „Really is he B-list above Celebrity?” “他真是二线以上的明星?” Puff, I think this style, this goods are very possible are bragging forcefully! You return Hong Kong - person? My Hong Kong your younger sister! This is not talks nonsensically and irresponsibly! Hahahaha, he estimated that B-list above reply is also talks nonsense!” “噗,我看他这风格,这货很可能是吹牛-逼的啊!你还香-港-人?我香-港你妹啊!这不是瞎说八道么!哈哈哈哈,他估计那二线以上的回答也是瞎说的!” Has the possibility, B-list above Celebrity could not find to echo the condition!” “有可能啊,二线以上的明星找不到附和条件的啊!” Singer King!” 歌王!” Clown took Singer King!” 小丑歌王了!” fucking awesome!” 牛-逼啊!” This round, his name will follow reality!” “这一轮,他实至名归啊!” Yes, today's Clown does not have opponent really!” “是啊,今天的小丑真的没对手!” Anticipates the third issue!” “期待第三期啊!” Next issue was really splendid!” “下一期真的精彩了!” Right, Petal Rain and Sunflower this issue in the condition, next issue of they certainly do not counter-attack!” “没错,花瓣雨向日葵这期不在状态,下一期他们肯定要反击了!” Really attractive!” “真好看啊!” Why can't «Fake Monk» this song obtain by search?” “《假行僧》这歌为什么搜不到啊?” «Opera» cannot obtain by search! What situation?” “《歌剧》也搜不到啊!什么情况?” That is the original song, online does not have.” “那是原创歌曲,网上没有。” „?” “啊?” „Does Clown none who does not become must hit with the original song?” 小丑莫不成要拿原创歌曲一路打下去?” „The Music person who not, his company or he knows should write such several to him well, making him take, used up also ended, behind definitely must use other Singer classical song.” “不会吧,他公司或者他认识的音乐人应该就给他写了这么几首最好的,让他拿上来的,用完也就完了,后面肯定还得用别的歌手的经典歌吧。” Program broadcast. 节目播完了。 Night also deeply. 夜也深了。 But online and discussion sound of national each household has not stopped. 可是网上和全国各家各户的议论声还是没有停下。 ...... …… Next day. 第二天。 On Sunday. 周日。 «King of Mask Singer» second issue of Viewership Ratings came out! 《蒙面歌王》第二期收视率出来了! That is one lets industry in once more digit in an uproar 2.98%! 那是一个让业内再次哗然的数字2.98%! CCTV. 央视 The first channel. 第一频道。 Director Jiang Naixiong is silent. 总监江乃熊沉默不语。 Jiang Yuan is black the face to lose temper with underlings, how many times new did Program broadcast?? How to do? Your one's own has a look at this anything Viewership Ratings!?” 江源则黑着脸跟底下人发了脾气,“新节目都播多少期了?啊?怎么就搞不上去?你们自己看看这什么收视率!啊?” The staff of first channel do not dare to make a sound. 第一频道的员工们都不敢吱声。 Viewership Ratings is not good we not to have means! 收视率不好我们也没办法啊! Who made you initially not hide with the Zhang Ye bringing a lawsuit snow his! 谁让您当初非跟张烨打官司雪藏他的! In stage has expelled Zhang Ye, this grade of «King of Mask Singer» definitely was their Program! Do you blame us being useful now? 要不是台里把张烨逼走了,这档《蒙面歌王》肯定就是他们的节目了啊!您现在怪我们有什么用? On Music Billboard. 音乐风云榜上。 The «King of Mask Singer» song is also quite outstanding! 《蒙面歌王》的歌曲也相当抢眼! Clown «Opera» and «Fake Monk» rushed to the same day top three position, Petal Rain and Red Sunset yesterday the song on television, clashes advanced six! 小丑的《歌剧》和《假行僧》已经冲上了当日前三的位置,花瓣雨夕阳红昨天电视上的歌曲,也都冲进了前六名! Was hot! 都火了! Now entire list almost quickly by King of Mask Singer seizing! 现在整个榜单几乎快被蒙面歌王给占领了! Entire Musical World present vision, on King of Mask Singer! 整个乐坛现在的目光,也都在蒙面歌王身上了! Moreover those who most make the person not think, «Our Villager» of Clown finally that Cantonese version, rushed to first 15 of the same day ranking unexpectedly, many netizens repeatedly are listening, listening to one to smile! This song too did simply wickedly! Did not have the moral integrity! 而且最让人没有想到的是,小丑最后那一首粤语版的《咱们屯里人》,竟然也冲上了当日排行榜的前15名,很多网友都一遍一遍地听着,听一遍笑一遍!这首歌简直太恶搞了!太没节操了! In family. 家里。 popularity value of Zhang Ye in entertainer rating list in unceasingly downward falls. 张烨在艺人评级榜单上的人气值还是在不断往下掉。 However, Reputation value in his Game Ring, is actually rising suddenly, almost every other one minute looks at one, his total Reputation value will have a huge growth. Others do not know that Clown is he, naturally cannot count in the rating list the popularity value that Clown brings, but Game Ring does not have this barrier, each likes the Clown person taking to Zhang Ye Reputation value, one did not receive badly! 不过,他游戏戒指中的声望值,却是呼啦呼啦地暴涨着,几乎每隔一分钟看一眼,他的总声望值都会有一个巨大的增长。别人不知道小丑是他,自然不会把小丑带来的人气值统计进评级榜单上,不过游戏戒指却没有这个障碍,每一个喜欢小丑的人带给张烨声望值,都一个不差地收进来了! Very good! 很好! This way! 就这样下去! Buddy straddling of zones, it seems like it was walks right! 哥们儿这个跨界,看来是走对了!
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